TUESDAY 5-20-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
In a world of god mediocre radio in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand about all the rest. And

(00:37):
this show, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, man, it's happened. A good morning, dude.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
I I.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Said it yesterday, and I.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
I can't do can't have people over my house the
more they're animals. Somebody's spilled red wine on my.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Couch and I readily hard to get that out. Didn't
leave it there. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Does someone try and at least clean it up? I
don't think so. And then my wife she tried to
do it. But like my wife, like she tried to
clean it up. I think maybe we were still a
little drunk.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
She tried to use like a h the spray that
you used in the laundry room. What's that shout? Okay, yeah,
that's not gonna work. That'll bleach the couch. To leave
a bar so dude, yesterday, I'm I'm like, I'm like,
what I gotta do is I got to soap the
entire cushion pretty much to try and get this stand out.

(01:36):
I'm all, Doug d All like, yeah, I took this
into consideration too. Like I had some meatballs and some
sausage on my plate, right, so, like you have nice rooms,
I'm like, I want to go sit in here where
there's a comfortable chair in a white rug. But I'm like, no,
I'm not going to do that. In the event I
was to spill a meatball, I would now be the
guy where You're like, I'm not having parties anymore. Soon
dropped the meatballs in my city room. I'm not gonna

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be that guy.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
That's what I gotta do today. I gotta shampoo all
the carpets and everything like that. Yeah, but there's the problem, man,
Like even like people bring their kids and they see
their kids run rampant.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
I saw it, man firsthand.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
So, like we cleaned up Sunday after the party, but yesterday,
I like, I you know that kind of was we
were in a haze.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
On Sunday, Dude, I'm looking.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
I counted thirty four NERF guns. Yeah, thirty four NERF
guns around the house. Right, kids just go and just
they just run rampant, and the parents.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Let it happen other than my other than my family party,
because it's a family party. I will never have a
party where your kids are invited. If you can't come,
I'm sorry, kids sucked. Make make arrangements. Everybody could find
a babysitter or somebody. You keep the kids at home.
It's not I'm gonna correct that statement. Kids don't suck.
Parents suck. Man, it's the parent's fault. Don't bring the kids. Yeah,

(02:58):
it's kids suck. And then the parents that bring kids
you salk more, bring your kids. Why. Here's the thing.
If I don't bring kids to parties because I want
to enjoy myself with my wife. Like like my cousin,
he's like an all inclusive right, I don't know where
he's Turks and Cake Coast. He brings his kids, Like,
why did I bring no? Man, You've got to have
the time for you and your wife. Man, I don't

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want to watch my at your party cause I wasn't
gonna bring my kids, so I gonna worry about my kids. No,
there's a lot of dangerous stuff in my house. Like
I was letting people play with guns, yeah sure, real guns, Yeah,
knives and everything. I saw the two kids for Samurai
short of fighting. Now back, you did see a kid.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Like one kid took a header I think into a
ping pong table or something like that. Well it was
almost a decapitation because the one child was pulling the
wagon and the other child was sitting at it and
then he went right into the ping pong table.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
You know what, not my problem, No, not my kids. No, Yeah,
that was awkward. Hey, everybody, it's Tuesday, will dive into that.
We're gonna find as the XL workforce employee the day,
who will it be? What will you win? Well, we
have that answer for you right now. Super cool man. Uh,
you pick.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
We got a bunch of tickets anything from Rod Stewart,
the Simple Minds that, Willie Nelson.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
We're gonna let you pick the tickets you go to
whatever show you want to go to. Uh, we'll hook
you up with that. Coming up just a little bit.
Lunch point seven z XL, South Jersey's rock station, z
XL Morning Show. Good morning, everybody, do it lot, I
can alrighte it and we'll do it lot and things sucks.

(04:34):
I'm Scotty. Good morning.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
Here's some news. Follow you's on a Tuesday. Let's see here,
former President Joe Biden. He said, uh, he's got cancer.
And he said that him and his wife, they say
cancer touches us all. Like so many of you, Jill
and I have learned that we are the strongest in

(04:56):
broken places. Thank you for lifting us up with love.
And and then she booked.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Him on an interview.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
You dude, Honestly, she's got to take a lot of
the blame. Yeah, Like, you pushed this guy out there.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
For the last I don't know, five, six, ten, twenty
thirty years.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
Uh, he was in no condition. They say this cancer
he's probably had for ten years, and.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
They've known about it, and they hit it.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
That's the thing. They hit a ton about him, just
to get him out there. And she's the one who
pushes him out there. Shit, she pushed on the view
last week. She likes power Man, she likes I think.
I don't think Hunter's selling paintings. He was once selling
the dollars.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Yeah, the guy I want to hang out with because
he sounds fun. Yeah, there's painting's dried up. People aren't
buying him anymore.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
The National Weather Service shared new information about a tornado
that hits South Jersey over the weekend August. NATO hit
on Friday. Started in Williamstown, New Jersey. Yep, I was
right in the middle of it. Ended up in Collins Lake.
I was in my sun room just watch it. There
was a part of me, I'm like, this is actually
pretty bad. So it was like the movie Twister. Ef

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one they said was an ef one.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Chuck Schumer is being ripped on social media after suggesting
that Donald Trump is the blame for the Mexican Navy
ship crashing into the Brooklyn Bridge.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Because of Doge. What we have What would we have
to do with the Mexican Navy?

Speaker 4 (06:17):
He said, because the Coast Guard because a doge has
had a hiring freeze, and that there weren't enough Coast
Guard ships I guess out there to protect this Mexican
Navies ship that ran into a bridge.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
What the coast guards say?

Speaker 4 (06:33):
This whole like this thing, the boat that crashed into
the Brooklyn Bridge.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, what's going on in the world. It's a shame
because it was so much fun, It looked so neat,
and then it just ended so terribly like it was.
It was a celebration. It was a celebration.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
I feel like me, and you could have controlled that
ship so it didn't crash into a bridge.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
I think they were honoring like two and fifty years
of Americas, Like I think it had to do like
it was honoring us, and then it just went so
horribly wrong. It was the Mexican Navy. If there's a
great meme, it's it's the scene from Step Brothers where
they showed the boat the video, Yeah, and the dad
puts his glasses on. He's like, who's driving the boat,
and then you see the Mexican Navy boat hit the brook.

(07:15):
It was awful. It's not even funny. I'll be honest.
I'll be honest. I didn't even know Mexico had a navy,
no idea. Well they don't really now that was their
one ship that was and it ed zale. You sank
their ship.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
Uh, that's news. What about sports? Phil's beat the Rocky's
nine three? They do it again tonight eight forty. Start
listening to the game right here at c XOE. Are
you official Philadelphia Phillies or ratio station? Nick Siriani it's
gonna be around Philly for a while. He signed a
multi year deal yesterday. No word on how much, but
I'm sure he got a significant rates. There you go,
that's news.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
That's no Eric. It wasn't a Cinco de Mayo celebration.
Why would you why why why would you say? Get it?
And that Sino to Mayo was like two weeks ago? Yeah,
and Cinco month Uh oh that thing where I ripped
my weather up, Oh my god, dude, I think it's

(08:08):
gonna be nice. I don't know. I think it's funny.
Sunday today high up to sixty seven o. Cloudy tonight
over at lower fifty four. I know my house was
a little chilly this morning. Nice. I put that. My
wife finally let me put the window fan in. I
buy the windows open, do that air. I put the
air on for my party. Yeah, as soon as everyone left,
turned that thing off. Get out of here. Rain tomorrow

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and I up to fifty nine to fifty one outside
right now, one hundred point seven ZXL South Jersey's rock Stations,
Rock Stations, EXL Morning Show. I almost caused a pile
up on the black Horse Pike yesterday leaving work. And
this is good. We joked about this off the air
with me, you and Gary g. Garcia. Okay, there's a feat.
There are features on cars that aren't needed. There's too

(08:50):
many things that go on. One of them is every
time you stop at a red light, your car wants
to shut off and then it starts backing up. Why
I always heard when you started your car it wasted more.
Ask why do we think this is? They got to
take a toll on the alternator.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
I love mechanic, it's got it that the starter it
has to like you're constantly starting the car. It's going
to go bad sooner.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Right, And why why do we have this? Because while
we're idling at a stoplight that we're gonna stop for
what I don't know, what's it twenty seconds, we're supposed
to shut that thing down and then.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
The car keeps going on. And there is there is
a way to turn it off too. People have found
a way that you can go in and we're turn
that feature off.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
There is a button. But I'd rather be the guy
that buys a car and says, you know what, I
want this feature on. Just give me all the give
me a normal car without any bells and whistles, and
let me decide. You know what, I'm gonna hand pick
that feature. I would put that feature on Yeah, there's
a feature on the car that when you get close
to another car in front of you, your car jams
up the brakes. It doesn't slowly slow down, it jams

(09:51):
on the brakes for you. It actually hits the brakes
for you. It's it do your car will stop. I
have the my windshield will turn red. Oh you get
the light up there when you get dude, and it's
it's like, it's like, oh my God. But it happens
for the dumbest reasons when I'm not near another car
or not, and I'm like, I'm like Jesus, Like the

(10:13):
whole windshield will just turn blood red. It's like an
arcade game, like you are going to hit the other car.
So I'm driving now. I'm going, Yeah, I don't know.
I do sixty two on the Black Horse Pike. Seems
to be a pretty comfortable speed. I feel pretty comfortable,
I know, but I'm a sixty two. I'm like, seven
miles an hour is not a big deal. So I'm
driving now. Car decides they want to come in front

(10:35):
of me and get into my lane. Well, my car
doesn't know what's happening. All my car knows is I'm
going sixty two, there's a car in front of me
that's dangerously close. Jams up the brakes and your car
just stopped. You you can't, like if you hit the brakes,
you can't undo it if you if I hit the
gas pedal, which I had to get. Dude, it's it's
so awkward. You don't know what's going on. It's jolting. Yes,

(10:57):
your car is stopped. Now the guy behind me things,
I'm being a jerk off and I'm jamming up my
brakes because again, if somebody comes into the front and
you are close, I'm going to say, and you can
and you I can maneuver that, I can drive down
a little bit. I'm not ever gonna lock my brakes
up and drop twenty miles per hour in five seconds.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
So I've been driving for what thirty years? Thirty years,
Let's say I've been driving. I can't I know how
to drive, Like, let me do that. I don't need
a car to tell me when they hit the brake.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Yes, I know. I don't want that. I don't want
that feature because I'm gonna cause an accident behind all
because that person behind me thinks I'm locking the brakes
up for no reason. Now, I easily could slow down
go for sixty two. I don't drop it down myself
to like fifty six fifty five. But dude, it just
jams up like like, oh my god, you're gonna die.
I'm like, everyone just settled down, car, just let me

(11:46):
do the driving. Yeah, I don't like that's too much.
It's just an awkard feature.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
And here's the other thing too, it's it's so much
now with cars that stuff breaks. Yeah, and when that
when those type of stuff like when that you have
issues with that, dude, it's never cheap. It's like that
that stuff is like super expensive to get fixed.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
It's all a computer. Man. It's like, I don't know
anyone ever try and open up your laptop and fix
It's impossible. You're not going to do it. That's what
these things are. Like.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
I don't think this happens anymore where Like a guy
will put a new car up on blocks and like
work on his car.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
You can't.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
I don't think you can work on cars anymore because
they're so tech heavy, like a guy just who wants
to get his hands dirty. I don't, I dude, I
think it's all electronics. So it's you're not gonna be
able to work on a car like.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
That by the time you gotta you gotta pull out
all that. You gotta pull the engine out in order
to get to the oil filt there. It's a racket man.
They make sure you got to take that into the
dealer and get it paid.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
On a Saturday morning, you would go around your development
or wherever you grew up, just guys washing their cars,
working on their cars.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
You don't see that anymore. Got a beer on the hood, Yeah,
the white brought it out. You brought out a sandwich,
but you got greasing hands. You can't even eat it yet,
you know, Frank the tank is out there working on
the red taking off the restrictor plate. Good times. Yeah,
those days are done. Hey, I uh, this is it.
This is awesome.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
Live Nation is doing a great promotion thirty bucks for
like two hundred shows happening this summer. Right, so you
get tickets for thirty bucks. They have given us a
bunch of shows and said you pick so right now,
if you dial up six zero nine six seven seven
one hundred seven six zero nine six seven seven one

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hundred seven six zero nine six seven seven, one hundred
and seven. I got tickets to yesterday Willie Nelson got grabbed,
so that's off the table. We got tickets for simple minds.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Simple minds. Huh, just simple minds, simple minds. Who are
they with? Do we know? We got tickets for simple minds?
What else? We got tickets for Doobie Brothers. Doobie Brothers. Yeah,
and there's one more. Was it Missy Elliott?

Speaker 4 (14:04):
I don't think it was Missy Elliott unless she's opening
for Crete.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
So, uh, you pick the concert. That's that's what we're doing.
You picked the concert yesterday.

Speaker 4 (14:16):
The gentleman that won he went Willie Nelson. So if
you want these tickets right, like I said, anything from Creed,
the Simple Minds, the Doobie Brothers, dial up right now,
six zero nine, six seven seven we get back just some.

Speaker 5 (14:29):
Rocket Joe, Joe and Scotty rock news.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
There's some rock news for you. Tommy Lee from Motley
Cruz back in the news. Uh he married a bron
who was do you remember Vine?

Speaker 1 (14:50):
I don't remember.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
Mine was like TikTok before TikTok oh yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
It was like five or.

Speaker 4 (14:57):
Ten second videos that people put up that's where like
the logan Paul's and stuff that all came from. He
married this woman who came up through Vine Britney, Furland.
And she's a comedian, I guess, and she's you know,
she's funny. She has a podcast out now and I
listen to it. They're getting divorced, or at least they're separated.

(15:18):
She said Tommy's going back to drinking. She she came
out and said she's living in a hotel. He's not
with Tommy anymore. And then Tommy, I guess, Uh, he
came out and said that, Uh now, man like, hey,
you know, I'm just Tommy Lee, you know, doing Tommy
Lee's stuffs, enjoying his life.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
She was texting some other guy in a rock band.
Oh so it's all coming out now, so uh it's
he said, she said, type stuff. But it's so it's
so funny. Pam Anderson came out yesterday and I.

Speaker 4 (15:54):
Guess somebody got a hold of her and said, uh,
would you take Tommy back? Because you know, like they
are like, that's like, that's the the couple. It's Tommy
and Pam. You don't even think that He was married
to Heather Lockleyer before Pam Anderson.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
So so Pam Anderson came out yesterday and said no,
I would not take Tommy back.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Now just see him redo that video? Now, how awful
that would be? Uh? He still looks hot? Does he
look good? She?

Speaker 4 (16:27):
I mean, you know, Pam has aged a little bit,
but Tommy's still hot. Alice in Chains guitarist Jerry Cantrell
has announced a new round of US tour dates in
support of his most recent solo album, I don't know
if you knew that Jerry Cantrell had a solo album, Jojo.
He's gonna be out there touring with Filter. The closest

(16:49):
we're gonna get to that show? Is he ready or
she close? Alan Town The Archer Music Hall, September second.
You can see Jerry Cantrell and Filter. I never got
Alison Chains, never have a big fan. They are all right,

(17:12):
and he was the guitarist. It's only like even sang
the song.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
So what got like the rooster? Yeah, rooster man in
a Box. I do like Man in the Box.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
Yes, it actually As I get older, I don't like
listening to like depressing music, Like I don't want to
be depressed I'm depressed about light. I don't need to
be depressed when I'm listening to music.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Is it really about a man stuck in a box?
So I don't really listen to.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
The lyrics, I hope, So is it really about a rooster?
Josh Freeze he Now there's a lot of drummer drama
happening in the rock world. Yesterday came out that The
Who fired Zach Starr, their drummer for thirty years again,
second time in three weeks. Josh Freeze has been fired

(18:07):
from the Food Fighters. He took over after Taylor Hawkins died,
so he's been there for two years now. He came
out and he was very nice, he said. The Food
Fighters called me on Monday night to let me know
they decided to go in another direction.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
No reason was given.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
Regardless, I enjoyed the past two years, both on and
off stage, and I support whatever they feel is best
for the band. In my forty years of drumming professionally,
I've never been let go from a band. So while
I'm not angry, just a bit shocked and disappointed. But
as most of you know, I'm always working freelance and
bounce between bands, so I'll be fine. Stay tuned for

(18:47):
my top ten reasons why I got fired from the
Food Fighters.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Well, those jobs were you probably can just hook onto
another band. Yeah, you're not gonna say the front guy, but.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
He's got another band drummer apparently, he's known around the
rock world, has like one of the best drummers. So
how it would be interesting to see if he gets
the hoo job.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
It would be cool if he was walking out of
a supermarket and it was a little thing so drummer
needed where you pulled a little number off the bottom
tab and you called the number. He's like, yo, guys, listen, man,
let's do this. Whose basement are we in? Does he
get his last paycheck right? How does that work? Does
he now? Does he have to get the Cobra benefits?
His health is gone now.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
The Food Fighters are interesting because Dave laid dormant for
the last year because the Dave Groll stuff. Dave girl
cheated on his wife and ended up getting a groupie pregnant,
and so yeah, it seems like the Food Fighters because
Dave Grol was untouchable. He was like the good guy
in rock and roll forever. Good looking too, man, I

(19:50):
mean good looking guy, rock and roll guy, but a
good guy. Like it seems like a good guy, Like
he has a barbecue place where he like he makes
food for homeless, like like just a good guy.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
And then it turns out now.

Speaker 4 (20:03):
He's just banging a fan of the Food Fighters and
knocks her up. So because of that, I don't know,
I think the food fighting the Food Fighters might be done.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Dude, Yeah, I ain't. Man might be you know, he
might call it a day. And who's this mystery woman?
What do we know about her?

Speaker 4 (20:19):
She's not a mystery woman. We know she's a groupie.
She's a woman who just was a big Food Fighters fan.
And he ended up banging her and getting her pregnant.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
And then then he he did the dumb thing, he
went back with the white You gotta figure she's got
to be insanely hot, right, the ruin everything. I don't
think so smoking hot. I don't think so. Really, No,
well now I think less of the guy. There you go.
Some rock news for you. This down Paint a Blunch
Point Seven's the XLS out Jerseys rock station's e x

(20:51):
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Speaker 4 (20:58):
I'll tell you, man, college these professors are out of hand, right,
It's just I guess they wheeled power, so that's their thing,
Like they have power over their students.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Don't you feel like sometimes it's guys that can't really
function in the real world, so to go back to teach.

Speaker 4 (21:15):
Kids one hundred percent. Perfect example is my ex brother
in law.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
He went to college and then never left, went and
got his you know, to grad school, what got his doctorate, and.

Speaker 4 (21:28):
He just kept staying in school. So he went in
and he just became a professor at a college. He
never learned life. Yeah, he was in this.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Weird, warped world of college right and never went out
and experienced anything. You're like, I don't want to bashed teachers,
but someone made a great point and said, the reason
they don't teach your kids about finances and investing and
all that economics and school because they don't know it.
They're not they don't do these things. Dude. I had
a owner of a radio state when I first guy

(22:00):
in the radio. The first owner was like a dad
to me. He was such a good guy.

Speaker 4 (22:04):
And I was still in college, going to school for radio,
and he grabbed me and.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
He goes, stop.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
He goes, that guy never has worked in radio a
day in his life. He literally is teaching you from
a textbook. Yep, he doesn't understand. He's never worked, he's
never worked in a business. He doesn't understand any of it.
He goes, he goes, you want to learn, He goes,
come come work for me. And I was an intern

(22:33):
at the time, and he goes, come work for me.
I'll teach you how to actually work this business. And
he was right, dude, and and it's true. So there's
this weird ancestual like you're just in this college life.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Right. So Mike daughter she she should have.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
Been done school college on Friday, and the professor of
her class told everyone that instead of having them get
their final done on Friday, they would have to come
back on Monday.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
It's power, man. So kids who should have been moved
out right out of their dorms home already, they had
to go back to school on Monday to take this final.
And I really think it was just a dick professor
who was just like, you know what, I'm gonna make
you guys do this because I know for a fact.
My daughter asked them, Hey, I have stuff I have

(23:34):
to do for my family. I'd like to be able
to wrap all this up on Friday. Can I just
can I take the final? And he's like, no, you
got to come back, and so here I am like,
I have to now I have to ship my daughter back.

Speaker 4 (23:49):
On Sunday to the school so she could take this
final yesterday.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
And it's like, it's like, what are you like really
man Like, I don't know, dude.

Speaker 4 (23:59):
Shouldn't you look you're getting You're getting paid a nice salary,
costs a lot of money to go to the school.
Shouldn't you kind of bend over a little bit? And
and and and and and and help these people?

Speaker 1 (24:11):
This guy lives the life of a loser. And I'll
tell you why nobody wants to go back to work
on Monday unless you've done nothing fun over the weekend.
I went to your party over the weekend. You think
about it. As a professor, I would have been like,
you know what, wrap this up on Friday. I'm going
to a party on Saturday. I'm gonna enjoy my weekend.
And we're rolling into Memorial Day weekend. This guy went
home his wife probably left him. He's got a way,

(24:32):
He's got a one better. Oh my god, you know
what he lives. He lives the life of a radio
DJ in their fifties. And we know these guys, this
is the life he has. Who wants to go to
back work? Who wants to go to work on Monday.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
It's like and the fact is, like, you could easily
had this final on Friday, and now you're making all
these kids come back the school on Monday.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
You have blue hair? Is it a here, shay? I
bet your blue hair. I bet your nose. Hey, they
hate he he probably hates Donald Trump. I'm sure they
are very big at University of Delaware, at least a
couple of years ago when my daughter first started going
there with the pronouns oh he she yeah, yeah did
they then? They were very big on they them. Yeah,
how about not showing up? How about that pronoun? It's

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like and it was like, dude, like, just let her
take the final on Friday, bro, Like what's like, what's
the matter? And yeah, and here's the thing. She she
ate the final yesterday.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
But it caused me, you know, to to have to
not only are we paying for the schooling that. But
now I gotta go and I gotta I gotta ship
her back to school. My ex wife she has to
pick her back up from school because because here's the
other thing, Jojo, I don't even know this, she can't
have a car on campus.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yeah, this guy's a loser. That's damn shame what he
did to those students.

Speaker 5 (25:50):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
It's like, it's like, now you got to show up.
It's a final, like the last day of school, man,
and I will.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
My daughter is very big on on school and grades
and I've anything like that.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
And she ended up with a ninety one. There you go.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
And you know, dude, this is how different my daughter
and me are. She she was mad that she got
in ninety one. Oh wow, dude, I would have I
would have killed for a ninety.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
One in school. I would have killed for seventy one
ninety one. I want to killed it. She's like, she's like,
she's like, yeah, she goes, I I really, I this
class really killed me. And I go, oh, yeah, what'd
you get, thinking like I don't know a d And
She's like, now I got ninety one, jesus, yeah. And
I'm like I'm like, oh wow, okay, I knew a

(26:35):
seventy five is where I needed to be. That was
a C. I'm okay with being an average. I'm fine.
That's where I live, man.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
Yeah, I remember high school. They adjusted the grades so
it was like one hundred to ninety was an A. Yeah,
and then it was ten point increments from there, so,
like you know, eighty to ninety was a B, seventy to.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Eighty was a C.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
Sixty nine and under was the F. And when they
changed that, it was a game changer because in high school, dude,
it was ninety four to one hundred.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Was it A? I never got a no, no, no,
I don't know how to read. My eighties were a's.
If I got an eighty as would have been perfect.
I lived. I think I saw my grade point average
for my senior year of high school, not that long ago.
I was going through some boxes. I believe I had
a one point seventy five nine. Good for you.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
Dad's a thing about of seventy's perfect dude, seventy four
seventy five.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Yeah, yeah, that's where I live. That was that was me, man.
I don't know college professors, you just did. Yeah, man,
that's a dick. Movie. Yeah, look we we get back.
Knock out. Some headlines one hundred point seven z XL,
South Jersey's rock station ZXL Morning Show. My wife said,

(27:58):
I was at I was weird at dinner. We went
out with a couple last Friday. I was weird at dinner.
I didn't get invited because I asked for separate checks.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
Okay, dude, cause it does get to a point, man,
where like I do get tired of picking up the.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Bill sometimes, and I know how we eat. We're frugal.
We might do a salad. Sometimes we'll split a salad
because again I'm conscious of, like I don't know, it's
a fourteen dollars salad, there's no value there.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
But then I'm also very conscious of I know what
my wife orders, and she orders expensive drinks, so like
I know that on my side, like I want to
make sure I take care of that.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
I don't want someone else to have to take care
of her. And that's what I did. So we go
out to this place and I can see that my
wife and I we each got you know, we each
got steaks. They got like I don't like take like
steak tips, and then he got like a soup of stuff,
so I'm looking at it. So I never never thought it.
Never texting good old Scottie and saying, hey you guys work,
you guys want to go out for you never come anyway,

(28:56):
So I knew I was going to your party the
next day. So I say to the waiter, say, hey,
can you can we get separate checks. He's like, well,
we can't really, I can't really split him up. First
of all, really it was dude, that's yeah. I mean,
that's a simple thing to do. I did a boys
weekend with UH in Tennessee, and the one thing I
dreaded was splitting up the checks. And Tennessee was great.

(29:17):
Everywhere we went, we all got there, there was four guys.
We got four separate checks. I loved it because my
drinks are more expensive and or he might get five
years at this one and I'm only get one drink
because I'm trying to maintain. I love the separate checks.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
I know it's a pain in the in sometimes for
the waiter or waitress, but at the end of the
day they might get tipped more because now you're getting
tipped on four checks. Sure out of one big check.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
One hundred percent. I definitely would do that, yes, because
I always slip more on that instead of just taking
the bill and doing twenty percent. Ye. So I asked
for separate checks and then he couldn't do it. Whatever
May says, that was weird. Why did you do that?
I said, because I and I explained him at the table.
They're like, okay, it's okay. I explained him. I said,
we got entre. I'm looking out for the other couple.

(30:01):
I'm not being cheap, saying, oh, you know whatever. I
was like, because I saw we got full meals. They
look like they order off the bar and then you
I was being curtissed to them and it ended up
working out fine. But I was like, I wasn't being
air because like me, I wasn't being cheap. I'm like,
I want to make sure I don't screw them.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
And you, like my wife, man, you you order these gimlets.
So like, if me and you go to the bar,
yeah right, I'll have a beer that's I don't know,
three bucks, three three fifty something like that, you get
a gimlet, it's like twelve bucks. I always feel bad, man,
when we do events, it's like four times the price
of my beer.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Like we're doing that event tomorrow at the Golden Nugget
and you're probably like, hey, you know you want to drink,
And I feel bad because you're right. Your miller light
is one in mi end is like probably double triple
what you know what you're spending on your miller light.
I'm always conscious of that too, but I wasn't being weird.
I did it to help them because I don't know
what this situation is. Are they very frugal? Do they do?
They not want to blow? It was one hundred fift

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dollars a couple.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
It should be known like it like, before you go out,
here's what we're going to do, Here's what we're covering.
Here's what you're covering, Like the dad should be out
in the open before the actual check comes.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
And even if you're a waiter a waitress be like, hey,
separate checks. I would have been like, yep, separate checks,
so let's do that. Or just if you see two
if you see two couples, like two adults, like two couples,
then split that check up anyway. Just I don't know,
I would always do that. I guess if you have
an app, who's that go to ah, the person that
orders the app gets it on their bill. You know

(31:37):
what my my wife does. She'll like on a Friday,
she'll text me and be like, are you taking me
out tonight?

Speaker 4 (31:44):
And I go like, what do you mean? Like taking it?
And I'm like, you do you mean? Am I covering
the bill?

Speaker 1 (31:54):
They all come through the same blade. I guess what, ladies,
you know what? It's mostly it from you. Oh yeah,
I love that. Yeah?

Speaker 4 (32:03):
Are you taking me out there? I mean, I guess
if you want to spend the money, sure, I'll do.
You mean on my driving, I'm sure I'll drive you.
You run out the garage and to knock on the
front door. Yeah, you got to send flowers for it.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Yeah. My wife must shake her head too, like yeah,
I'm like, I'm big balling, I'm big Willie and dinner.
I pull out the credit card. She's like, you know
I pay that. We got to pay that. Yeah, yeah
that comes out of more account. I know what he
makes a year. Yeah, I look, we we get bag man.
We'll knock out some trash here.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
Oh love trash anything thirty doty anything, racket rock or roughing. Yes,
love trash.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
There's some trash for you.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
The puff Daddy trial is still happening, so apparently puff
Uh he liked guy hookers. Okay, I don't think he
had sex with them, but he'd hire guys to have
sex with other girls while he watched.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Was it illegal? It's not illegal?

Speaker 4 (33:18):
Well, I mean, I guess the hiring of prostitutes is illegal,
but that's not what he's charged with. Once again, he's
a weird dude, did weird things.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
But I don't think any of this stuff they have
in the trial is like super illegal. I don't know.
We'll see h Do you watch ninety Day Fiance? No?

Speaker 4 (33:41):
What's that ninety day Fiance is? I'm gonna guess from
the name of the show. It's people who are engaged
for ninety days and.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Then he decided whether did he want to go through it?
It is? That's maybe. Well, yeah, I tell everybody you
gotta live with the girl, live with the woman before
you marry or man. You can find so much out
of her.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
I know, people go nuts over the show. One of
the guys on the show is dead, Ben Rathbun. He's dead,
fifty five years old. From ninety day feet on set.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Boy, she must have been a terrible fiance. Uh let's
see here. Yeah, a lot of baby oil stuff puff.
Daddy really loved baby oil. It's not illegal.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
Uh, I guess this is. I mean I get it.
There's a weed store in LA and I got robbed.
I mean that's a good get. If you like weed,
I guess you rob a weed store, right?

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Did you just jump over the baby oil thing? Where'd
the baby oil thing come in?

Speaker 2 (34:41):
Just?

Speaker 1 (34:41):
He likes baby oil? And then we moved on. I
saw a picture of it. Yeah, why not listen if
you're gonna rob a shop, rob a wheat shop?

Speaker 3 (34:50):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Yeah, the baby oil.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
Yeah, let me let me clarify that the baby oil
has nothing to do with the weed shop getting robbed. Okay,
but I get if you like weed, you rob a
weed shop, right.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
I imagine no one's going to chase you down because
I assume that they're all high in their smoke and
they're like, dude, he just robbed us, and then he
just went out.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
I'm gonna say, and I didn't see this one coming either,
Harvey Weinstein. I think he might get out of jail
because he is now like Candace Owns. I don't know
if you know what Candace owns is she did like
a seven part series about once again. Harvey Weinstein not

(35:35):
a great guy morally, But did he do anything illegal?

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Right?

Speaker 4 (35:41):
Like He's like, I didn't do anything. I was part
of this me too movement and I got thrown in
jail and I shouldn't be here.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Like, I'll give you this apart if you do this,
and then if you do that to get that part
that you accepted that, like that's not a crime. That's
not a crime.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
But I'm not forcing myself on you. I'm giving you
this option. And so it looks like he may get
out of jail because I didn't do anything illegal him mp.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Did he get out the same day that? Let's see it.
This baby oil just keeps popping up. Get with baby oil,
this love daddy really loved baby oil.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
Denzel Washington is in the news. You know why Denzel
is in the.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
News because he's awesome, Because he is so.

Speaker 4 (36:28):
I guess he got pissed off at a photographer at
the can Film Festival. So he was at the can
or Con Film Festival and he dude, he grabbed the
photographer like by like buy the shirt. He can't do
that and was like and was like hey, man, like
like back off, and so it was a heated exchange.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
But dude, I'll be honest.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
If you're a photographer and all of a sudden Denzel
Washington grabs you, I'm afraid sure. I don't want to
get grabbed by Denzel.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Like the movie Equalizer where he sets the timer on
his watch, He's like, no, you got twenty seconds. Dude,
I'm gonna kill you and all of your buddies.

Speaker 4 (37:07):
Yeah, so I get it, man, And especially in Europe,
those guys are nuts. Those paparazzi's like much man, leave
these people alone. There's a great video years ago where
I guess a guy was trying to do like a
Jackass type show and he was on a red carpet.
It was like a like Jackass punk that kind of show,
but it was in Europe and he squirted Tom Cruise

(37:29):
with a water gun and dude, Tom Cruise and good
for Tom. Tom grabbed the guy and was gonna beat
his ass. Good and he's like he's like what are
you doing? Yep, He's like like why would you do that?
Like there's the like it makes no sense why you're
doing I'm trying to be nice to you and take
a picture with you, or let you take my.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Picture and you're just being an a hole. Yep, there
you go. Some trash for you this Memorial Day. It's
all about you. He goes with Matt black Kids. Good morning. Hey,
let's get you all lined up here. What's your name? Regina? Regina?
First of all, you are a winner, so that's good
for you. So Regina, here is uh the what the

(38:13):
contest is?

Speaker 4 (38:14):
So you get the pick the show you want to
go to? Now, yesterday Willie Nelson was taking off the board.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Right, that's gone. Now take Willy off the board. Will's
will He's done? Ok, sorry about that, Regina. All right,
So you can't go to see Willie Nelson.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
But I have Rod Stewart, I have Creed, I have
Simple Minds and the Doobie Brothers. Now that's not one show.
They're all different shows that it would be if it
was one show.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Be the best show ever?

Speaker 4 (38:42):
Who would be the best show ever? So Regina, you
get the pick. What show would you like to go to?

Speaker 1 (38:50):
I'd say brother that's and that I believe it's with
Michael McDonald. Oh wow, it's even better.

Speaker 4 (38:59):
Yeah, I believe I'm not one hundred on that, but
I believe it is. So okay Doobie Brothers, and you
sure that's what you want? Regina, we're talking.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
To you the way alway, She mays, she might hold on,
just put her thing down, flipped it and might reverse it.
Hold on, so you may go with Creed? You want
to go Creed? Now? Yeah, hold on here, I have
it on a big whiteboard. I gotta I gotta, I
gotta fix it now. It's like the NFL draft room
in here. Now pull him off. Okay, the other one? Okay,
So Regina, I'm just double checking.

Speaker 4 (39:29):
So I'm gonna put the Doobie Brothers back up on
the board, and then you're gonna take Creed off the board.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Right, She's going going the Creed there? You go, nice, Hey,
what do you do for a living? What's your job? Retired? Retired?
Regina going to see Creed?

Speaker 4 (39:45):
Regina who's retired is going to see Creed? All right,
we're gonna get all your information, all right, all right, great,
all right, Regine, you stay on hold.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
He send you guys videos back the city a bike stash.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
I yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
We're we on the deck or was it at our
freak off party in the room. It was.

Speaker 4 (40:10):
It was yeah, because we had the after party, after
party up in the room.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
That was a gat got a little crazy.

Speaker 5 (40:15):
I was, I was.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
You weren't there, Regina.

Speaker 4 (40:19):
Yeah, we'll take videos back the old bike Bash at
the deck of the Golden Nugget.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Will take those out yet what oh for bike Bash? No?
But you hold on all right, we're gonna get into it,
all right. You always this took a weird turn. Hold on, Regina,
you hold on all right. We're gonna get all your fun. Okay. Hi,
Since Regina is bringing up bike Bash, which we're not
doing bike Bash, but we are doing something similar tomorrow

(40:45):
at the Golden Nugget, we can invite everybody to come out. Yeah.
Man h we are covid. H. Thanks COVID. You ruined
bike Bash for us.

Speaker 4 (40:56):
We're back doing uh summer kickoff parties and we're doing
one at the Golden Nugget tomorrow and that's gonna all
start about six seven o'clock at the Golden Nuggets. Split
Decision is gonna be performing and we got tickets for
all kinds of stuff Metallica. We got tickets for Katie

(41:18):
Perry and she went to space. She's an astronaut.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
She is an Astronaut's pretty awesome. We never give away
tickets for an astronaut.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
Before jingle Balls. That's a big show, right, Like that's
a day, not a big thing.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
It's all the top forty heavy hitters. Yeah, man, So
not only were we gonna hit you might get bad
Bunny for that show. You might get Kendrick Lamar who knows.

Speaker 4 (41:38):
It's the iHeart Summer kickoff party.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
And we got tickets, like I said, Metallica, we got
tickets for Katy Perry. We have tickets for the.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
Jingle Ball and a limo ride up to the jingle Ball.
And the Golden Nugget was nice enough to give you,
like a really nice room. So they're gonna it's gonna
be a whole night for you.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
We're gonna be doing that tomorrow night starting about six
m I love it. I get to play some music
tomorrow and then I'll go when the band's on, I
go gamble and I come back and then we do
a ticket giveaway and then I get to go gamble again.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
I do that thing where I show up for like
a half hour. Yeah, and then I just keep.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Texting everyone saying I'm somewhere, but I'm not there anymore
where sky I'm like, he just went to the men's room. Yeah,
I'm like.

Speaker 4 (42:23):
And then people are like, hey, where are you and
I'm like, I'm over at by the bar.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
I'll just point to a random person like yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
So it's gonna be a lot of fun if you
want to come out. Look, it kind of creeped up
on us quickly. It's Memorial Day weekend this weekend, so
it's a summer kickoff party over at the Golden Nugget
out on.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
I think it weather wise.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
I don't know if we're gonna do the deck anymore.
I think it's gonna be inside.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Yep, we're gonna move it inside, so don't worry about
the weather. Still come out. So come out, hang out,
and your chance to win. Like I said, Metallica tickets,
Katy Perry tickets, jingle Ball tickets for up in New
York City. So we're gonna get you up to the
Big Apple that's tomorrow over at the Golden Nugget. Look,
we get back do some headline this report. We are

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search w z XL. So had a party on Saturday,
piecing together some stuff. Apparently someone fell off my roof
into a tree. Trying to figure out there was a
bicycle my front lawn and slippers. One about your homeowner's

(44:08):
insurance at all? I mean, I guess not okay. I
saw a kid get hit in the head. No, No,
he was slid under a ping pong table by being
pulled in a wagon. But is that my fault? No,
not your fault, not my fault, parent's fault.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
That's the parent's fault, right, there, So yesterday I had
to play detective and be like, okay, why were there
just slippers on our sidewalk?

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Why was there a bicycle? Why did someone fall off
my roof? This is like the game Clue. Yes, yes,
yes we are.

Speaker 4 (44:43):
Now I'm reverse timelining everything. So one of the people
that actually made their way up to the roof came
back to our house because she forgot because when she
went to bed.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
At seven am.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
Yeah, she forgot her bag when she left, so she
had to come back and get her bag.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Your neighbor's gotta be shaking their heads. So I said,
I said, hey, why you're here picking up your bag?
How did you get up? Because it wasn't a roof,
it's these it's that weird balcony they put up above
your door. It's it's it's so stupid, there's no reason
to have it. You can't get there from inside the house.

(45:25):
You have to call it.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
And she said, she said, oh, here's how it happened.
She was a cheerleader, and a guy who was there
lifted her up like a cheerleader, you know how you
throw a cheerleader up in the air, and she grabbed
like Spider Man. She grabbed the side of this this

(45:48):
little balcony and then lifted.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Her way up. She could have ripped that thing off easy. Yeah,
I don't.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
Know what because it's just a tar roof, because it's
not a balcony that can be used, it's just tar.
So I'm like, I don't know what. I don't know
if there's plywood under there, if it's just beams or
what like, I don't know what's going on there.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Feeling no pain, but I'm impressed with her upper body strength.
I couldn't pull myself up on the roof like that.

Speaker 4 (46:13):
So that she said yeah, And then she said, you
have my slippers and I said, oh, they're you're slippers.
She said, yeah, I took them off because when she
grabbed the tar roof of this of this balcony, there
was water up there, and water then came and cascaded

(46:34):
down her.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Yeah, and which was disgusting because it's probably been sitting
there for years. So if she pulls off your gutters,
somebody has to fix that. Somebody has to fix that.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
Yeah, So so the slippers, she said, yeah, I took
the slippers off because they were soaking wet. But I
said I had to throw the slippers away, and then
she was a little upset, and I was like, well,
because you left them there. And then the guys came
to cut the lawn and the slippers were just covered
in like gross grass and they were wet so like
the grass stuck to them. So I was like, all right,

(47:06):
slippers gotta get thrown away.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Uh bicycle, Well, I saw this go down in the afternoon.
The guy was test driving. I thought he was purchasing it. Okay,
bicycle not mine. Don't own that bicycle if someone bring it, yep, Oh,
they brought it with him.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
He took He was responsible and didn't want to drive,
so he rode a bicycle to my house. Question, but
then left the bicycle at my house.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
To get to his house. So you got across the
black Horse Pike. Drove across the black Horse Pike on
a bicycle and he jumped over and he lifted the
bike over the median right the concrete wall barrier that's there,
right or I could Okay, didn't question that, so safer
to get home to ride a bier. Got the bicycle
that was on my front lawn. That's not mine.

Speaker 4 (47:52):
I figured out the slippers. Now the kid who jumped
into the tree. Same guy as the bicycle.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Apparently he had beer muscles to get up onto the balcony,
the same balcony the cheerleader jumped up to. He did,
he pulled himself up there.

Speaker 4 (48:11):
So his girlfriend, who might or might not be my daughter,
bullied him into getting it done. So he actually he
did it differently. He went and climbed the pillar, you
know that the like like the two pillars. He actually
went and shimmeied up the pillar like a caterpillar, sort

(48:33):
of like a saw. Good for this guy. He got
up there, but then chickened out when he got up
there and didn't know what to do, to the point
where they were going to call the fire department. Now
I'm sleeping at this point, this is on It's about
four in the morning. I'm sleeping, and uh so they
were gonna call the fire department. Uh, my daughter or

(48:54):
maybe not be my daughter.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
I'm not I'm not saying who it was, bullied him
into jumping off the balcony, yeah, and then using the
tree branches to break his fall. Wow, this guy was
not he was gonna win. So it's no way he
wasn't gonna win. This argument.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
So, uh, he did that. Yeah, he made his way
back down.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
I to my knowledge, he did not break anything. But
I do still have his bicycle in my garage.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
So that's you know, that's the that's the woman saying, ah,
I bet you can't do this, and he did. Apparently
he got up there. It's like, I bet you won't
jump off into a tree, and he did. He did.
He must love this woman. Good for him. Wow. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:36):
And I get what he was doing because if you
jump into the tree, the branches are going to break
your fall. But I don't think he thought about it
because it's a thorn bush.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Yeah that's not yeah yeah, yeah, but you get up there.
Oh and there's bats in it. Imagine you getting up.
Imagine you waking up at five o'clock in the morning
for him because there's a fire truck in the front
with a ladder and guy's rescuing a guy off your roof.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
Well, so I asked the girl who was going to
bed at seven am, who left their slippers outside, who
eventually went up on my roof. I said to her,
I said, were you going to bed? As I was
leaving to go to take care of my mother who
has dementia at seven am, and she said, yep, yeah, yep,
I was. I was going. I was wrapping it up

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and going the bed. So we that's how we crossed.
We crossed paths.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Jesus. I left. It was like quarter to eight. Yeah,
I was there for like six hours. I said, I'm out.
This party should be wrapping up pretty So that was
that was That was yeah, almost twelve hours later. Yeah.
See I would have been I would have been right
there with him, but I mean I wouldn't go up
on the roof. But I'd be like, yeah, you can't
do it. Oh, you'll be the same guy.

Speaker 4 (50:43):
Oh, I'm sure that if I was still up and
uh and and I would have told him that, you know, hey,
don't be a girl jump off the roof.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Well he would have won. He would have beat it
because he did all of it. Man got down for him,
he got he got up and he got down. I
give him credit. Look we get back. We'll do a
thing called you think you have.

Speaker 5 (51:01):
A big.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
You think you've got it bad. Did you hear about
these chickens? They got stuck in it in a in
a post off it like a mail truck. They were
being delivered. I guess thousands of chicks were found abandoned
in a United States Postal service animal or the girls
we talk about chicks, just big, big up chicks, you know, chicks. Yeah,

(51:32):
so let me out they get they.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
I guess this is in Delaware, twelve or twelve thousand
chicks were found left in a postal service truck for
more than three days. And now they're trying to find
homes for all these chicks.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Oh so you know what, I think you can order
little chicks and boxes like little chicks.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
But then who just left the postal? Like the mail
guy just bailed that day? That guy was in the wrong.
He was like, all right, I'm done. You as you
hear that happening.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
You hear the stories of like a postal worker who
just has it and he'll just throw the bag of
mail like in the woods and just and quit. Yeah,
you hear those stories.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
So did this guy just park the truck filled with
chicks and just go, you know, I'm done, I'm out
and just walk away?

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Is that what our Wayfair cabinets? We ordered a nice
island cabinet from Wayfair. Who knew there was kids stuffed inside?
Remember that was a thing. Yeah, it was a thing.
It was a thing where you order a Wayfair cabinet
and a kid would show up. Uh.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
The man who tried to sell a six point four
million dollar gold toilet that was stolen in England, he
has been spared jail time, so I guess him and
his buddy robbed the house, stole the gold toilet, tried
to sell it.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
He was arrested.

Speaker 4 (52:49):
Now he just has to pay eight fine. If you
were looking for a gold toilet, you are.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
Not going to be able to buy that.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
Woman, this is embarrassed, sing. Do you know what the
official fruit of New Zealand is? It is the pineapple
upside down? It's the fayoha. People think it's kiwi, but
it's the fua. It's pineapple gava. It's a pineapple gava fruit,

(53:22):
a green, perfumed oval with a polarizing taste. It turns
out like New Zealand. I guess, like they say like
this is their fruit, right, this is like this is
the thing New Zealand, this is our thing.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
Yeah. Turns out it's not even from New Zealand. So
they found out that it actually started in South America,
like Florida. They claim the the orange orange orange is
the big one in Florida. Yeah yeah, And I think
Mexico is big with the avocado. Am I right with that?
And is Jersey blueberry or just Hamilton blueberry? Tomatoes and

(53:58):
blueberries and jerry that's what we are here? Well, that'd
be like us claiming that and then we get them
shipped in from New.

Speaker 4 (54:04):
York And that's what's so Now the people in New
Zealand are a little embarrassed because the fruit that they
go nuts about, right the freh Yeah, it's not even
from New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
From South America all that time they've been lied to.

Speaker 4 (54:19):
Oh, I feel like have you ever even Okay, now
this is I'm gonna put a tinfoil hat on here.
I've never met anyone who is from New Zealand. I
don't think it exists, not at all.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
It's not a real place. Have you ever met somebody
from Never ever? Have I met anybody from New Zealand? Okay? Yeah,
Nor have I ever turned anything over and it said
made in New Zealand?

Speaker 4 (54:43):
So okay, So am I crazy to say New Zealand
is it real?

Speaker 1 (54:47):
I'm not. I'm not gonna say no, Okay, I don't
know enough about it. All Right, there you go. Those
people they have a bag. Not so munchin. There's just
rock station z XL. I'll be happy when hesver. I
got a one of those things. My kids in band,
so we have one of the end of the year
banned things we have to go through. COVID took care
of that where you didn't have to go anymore. Dude.

(55:08):
Wasn't COVID great for stuff like that?

Speaker 4 (55:10):
Yeah, like you didn't have to go to anywhere kids,
Christmas shows or anything kids.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
If you know, like your family holidays were canceled. Everything
was canceled. Yeah, Like I almost just what. You had
a birthday party at your house and I almost just
called and said I had COVID, so I wouldn't go. Well,
I wouldn't you come in and give them COVID everybody?
Now what I dude, you know what I saw the
other day and I was like, this is crazy.

Speaker 4 (55:34):
Was a sign at a pharmacy to get your COVID booster.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
Who's still Who's still doing that? I shake my head, man,
I mean it's it's pretty much come out. You are
still getting any type of COVID booster. Dumb? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
but we got this thing happening tonight. Now I have
a few rules because last time he did this, you
what sucked, And I'm not saying bad about your kids.

(56:00):
He was off man.

Speaker 4 (56:01):
You said that he actually put no like work into
a zero.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
You could tell that he didn't know what he was doing.
I don't know. It looked like he didn't practice. I'm
watching him on stage. First of all, he forgot his
book and his sticks. So we pull up. He's gotten
h he's a drummer. How do you forget your sticks?
He's gotta borrow him from everybody else. Now I'm watching him,
I'm watching his baseball came without your glove. Thank god.
It's not like a full drum set. It's really like,

(56:26):
I don't know, you're just hitting a drum a couple
of times. You're part of the band. That's it. It
wasn't even like a front and center because I'm watching
a run over. Like at one point he's over by
the symbols, and in the middle of the performance, he's like, well,
wait a minute, there's no symbols in this. I need
to be over by the stairs. I'm watching my child
be the worst one on the stage boy and made
me laugh. But I said, listen, man, are you really
ready for this? You're ready? He's like, yeah, Manna, I'm

(56:47):
gonna nail tonight. I was like, okay, I like your attitude, buddy,
I like your attitude. Let's keep this down to thirty minutes.
Let's all go home. That's tie. I don't like doing
any of this. Yeah, I'm glad all that stuff's over. Yeah, listen, man,
luck we avoided any real sports, Like I got friends
that can't do anything on a World Day weekend because yeah,
you know, you talked about college professors earlier. I'll put

(57:07):
these coaches for these little league teams up there too,
absolute dicks too, to make these kids and parents waste
their entire Memorial Day weekend on a tournament, Like you
can't skip Memorial Day weekend or rap this thing up
the week before. Again, I want to put these coaches
up there that you have nothing better to do Memorial
Day weekend, to be on a field with a bunch
of kids you don't even care about. I'll put you
up there with these awful college professors.

Speaker 4 (57:29):
Another thing that I'm watching a lot of. You know,
once again, my kids are older, so I don't have
to do this stuff anymore. But is church stuff meaning
like it's a Christening season not christening?

Speaker 1 (57:42):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
Confirmation ze Oh yeah, so all these kids are getting
confirmed and all this stuff all that.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
Dude, I'm so god. I don't have to do that
stuff anymore.

Speaker 4 (57:50):
It's so boring and it's just sitting there in a
church and you don't want to be there, and it's
like you gotta get the white suit and everything like that,
the pretty dress, and it's like, all right enough.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
I'll put it up. I'll put it up there with weddings, graduations,
birthday parties and just want to I just want to
stay in my house. It's not happening. It's my home.
I don't have to be a part of it. Yeah.
I was gonna zoom in for your party on Saturday,
so you should have done FaceTime. So guys, so what's happening.
I had a good time. Hey everybody, thanks your calling.
Always welcome on the show. Glad we're all part of it.

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Speaker 3 (58:55):
Keep fine, smiling, smile dropping out?

Speaker 1 (59:01):
Man, I know you guys are awesome. My love looking
at you guys on my way to work. H Yeah,
warming up, Chip and I'm like, I'm about you there
we're rocking. Hey, thank you?

Speaker 2 (59:11):
You shot to the best.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
How you do y'all? Keep me laughing? Man, you guys
are great.

Speaker 5 (59:15):
Good morning guys?

Speaker 1 (59:16):
Are shili?

Speaker 3 (59:17):
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And mana I get them the hell out of here
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