TUESDAY 5-6-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up Dunsley.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Wake Up.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
In a world of jol mediocre radio in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand about all the rest on

(00:35):
this show, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Hey homie? What's happening? Man? Good morning the Tuesday Morning
to everybody. I don't know what algorithm I'm in now
for social media, but yes, it's very odd, So I'm
in all. I'm I love the fact that people who
have Mental Channel just are getting their own reality shows.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
They're they're they're they got their dating shows that are happening.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
But for some reason, how I got on this algorithm,
I'm getting a lot of very sexy photos of mentally
challenge girls. It's a new thing. I heard about it yesterday.
They're doing it to get clicks. Yeah, they're taking a
smoking hot body and putting a girl like.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah, so it's it and so in it.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah. I don't know how that happened. So yeah, but
hey man, once again, I'm all for it.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
I love to see that. Uh, you know, everyone is
we're inclusive here.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Well, it must have popped up and you stayed on
it too long, because I did that with a dog
fighting thing where like a dog it's not like a
it's not like a little like a legit one and
can and it was like, I don't know, too many
are walking your dog, your dog gets out and the pot.
But if you stay on a too long then it
works into now it's dogfight. The ring cameras are good
for that, like, uh like FedEx guys getting chased by dogs. Yeah, yeah,

(02:05):
those are those are good. Uh yeah, that's that's good
watching on YouTube. Yeah, because the down sendal thing came
up once or twice on mine. I stayed on a
breastfeeding video too long. Uh that year, I was there
for a while. I was getting those those It's weird, man.
It must be just these trends that hit and uh
because you talk to somebody and they're like, yeah, same

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thing on mine. Yeah, I'm like, all right, well, at
least I'm not a weirdo. It's the new hot thing
going around, I guess. So yeah, I mean you're sexy
hot with down syndrome.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
I'm cool.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
But then but then like my wife will have my
or she'll walk by, and I'll be on my phone.
If if I'm on Facebook, like that video pops up,
She's like, well, what's that? Now I have to explain
to her. I don't know. Obviously there was a hot
chick breastfeeding. I stayed on it for more than five seconds.
So now you have Facebook's like, oh, he must love
hot chicks they do breastfeeding. I don't like. Well, who
doesn't think you know me? I kind of need the same.

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It's not terrible. Yeah, my uh, my wife, she's on
my phone a lot, and she just shakes her head
at some of the things. Yeah, because I follow a
lot of porn stars. Yeah right, well there you go. Yeah,
and so that that can take you down.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Bad rabbit holes. Yeah, so that's it. Yeah, that's my algorithm.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
That's algorithm everybody. It's uh, it's Tuesday. We'll dive into that.
We're gonna find a z XL work Force Employee of
the Day. Well, it's gonna be interesting because yesterday we
screwed up big time. I was just gonna make good
probably the worst scroop we've ever had. Uh, when it
comes to giveaways, because we've joked about giving something away

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and the show's already passed. We've had that pre game
tickets away to a show that already happened. So we're
gonna make it right with the guy. So we're gonna
we're gonna we're gonna give him a ring, and we
always make it right, and that's what we're gonna do today.
And he has a choice of we'll get into it, okay,
and you were still laying out the I'm not exactly

(04:00):
sure how it's gonna go down, but it's gonna be
a fun game where you'd have an A and a
B price. Okay, a price. Yeah, it's really it's like
an A and like an F minus prize. So we'll
get into that coming.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Up in just a little bit.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Everybody. Uh yeah. One hundred point seven is the XL
statters his rock station z XL Morning Show. Good morning, everybody,
do it live.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
I can go all write it and we'll do it live.
And things sucks. I'm scotting. Good morning. He's some news
for us.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
On a Tuesday, A rehab facility is preparing to close.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
How do you how does a rehab facility go out
of business?

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Because they fixed everybody, that's what's it. There's no more
drug problems and meetings on Saturday mornings. Everybody realize, you
know what drugs are bad. It's costing them about ninety
six jobs. They they got whacked with a twenty million dollar.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Fine from the US Department of Justice.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Is subtle claims of operating with two little staff and
provide care for which they were not licensed. You want
to fix everybody just enough where they still need to
come in on Saturdays for the meetings with the donuts
and the coffee. So yeah, I guess you know one
of our buddies man get a lot of work with them.
Seabrook the rehab institution in Bridgeton, Well John Wellston Man,

(05:17):
John Welton. There's no more drugs than Seabrook. What was
the thing with George w He got on the aircraft
carrier and it was a big deal. After we invaded Iraq,
mission accomplished. Yeah, right, this is it, mischief coup. It's over,
it's done. Now what if you're a guy who's in
or a gal was in rehabbity kick you out? Yeah,

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that's right. The nineteen year old man accused starting a
mass of wildfire in Ocean County that burn more than
fifteen thousand acres is going to be released and be
put on home detention.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
A judge ruled yesterday.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
They said Joseph Kling doesn't pose a significant risk to
the community as not a flight risk. He's claiming that
quote Mexicans started the fund. Okay, okay, let's give it
a shot. I don't know. This guy can still start
fires at home, can't he write eight is again seeking
bankruptcy protection as the struggling drug store chain says it's

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trying to sell off its assets. The company said Monday
that its stores will remain open as it returns to
Chapter eleven bankruptcy proceedings. The companies that are working when
sure that customer prescriptions are transferred to other pharmacies as
it goes through the sale process. That's news. What about
Sports Phil's Race seven o'clock tonight. Listen to the game
right here at ZXL. We are your official Philadephia Phillies

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ratio station. They were off yesterday. It sucks, man. It's
a tough way to go. But if the accusations are true,
then this dude sucks. Justin Tucker was cut by the
Ravens yesterday. Probably the best kicker of the last twenty years.
So yeah, they I think everyone learned from the Deshaun

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Watson thing, like you just got to cut this out,
like you can't. You can't play ball with these guys.
Some massage parlor you got like it's like seven or
eight women right where there's smoke. There's got to be
some fire there.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
And the flyers in the NHL draft will pick six.
I guess they still do the lottery ball thing. That's
how that the hockey draft still work. I know that
was an NBA thing. Is that was that a uh
because I they were hoping to get top five, but
they're at number six, which I like that by the way,
because now you can't throw games to get like the
number one pick in the draft. Just do a.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Lottery There you go. That's news that sports.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Hey, I rain today. Hype to sixty six Clouds tonight
open at fifty six tomorrow for your Wednesday Sunclouds Hype
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Show kind of got called out over the weekend on
a uh a date night with my wife, which was

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actually a lot of fun. Yeah, I was supposed to
be at yes Saturday night. We're in a briga team
fixing up the house a little bit. We go go
to h. L. Scala's beach house where I DJ in
the summertime, so I know a lot of people there.
I would have been probably better going out with you
and your wife because it would have been a calmer night.
Oh yeah, because we ended up having to us a
babysit earlier in the day and then some people came

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over to the house and we proceeded to rip it
up until about three in the morning. Dude, I think
yesterday morning, I was still drunk. Yeah, we were out
of there by I don't know, ten thirty. Someone got
there around nine, not making out, had some aps, have
some uh, have some drinks, watch some UFC fighting that
was on, and she was actually digging the UFC fighting.
I was like, perfect, See different night. I went to

(08:36):
the dispensary and then got all banged up. Yeah, you
had a crazy, wild night where you thought this was
going to be a wild night, but no, man, not
bring a team bro. We shut then it was in
my garage. Yeah, but that's the problem is I had
the safety of being at home, so things can go
off the rails pretty easy. You tear it up. You
don't have to drive. Yeah, your you know your your
home baits. You just check out and just go to

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bed without telling anybody.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Three am I did.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
I looked at the cock it was I'm like, okay,
I gotta go, God gotta go.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
I took some Buffalo tenders and walked upstairs.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Nice, wake up, they're on your chest.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
They were three feet from my head.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
So we go out there and like I said, I
know a lot of the bartenders. They work in the summertime,
so we're just hanging handing some drinks at all. So
like I'm saying hello to they're saying hi to me.
I'm saying hi to them. Hey, we're ready for someone.
We're just kind of chatting. But I guess I left
my wife out and she called me out on it.
I didn't introduce her to any of the bartenders another
guy's anger a bar, just people. I assume that she

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knew who the bartenders.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Would she know who bartenders?

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Oh? No, she's been there, like I don't know two
three times like, I don't know, maybe you knew them,
but I never thought to turn around and say, by
the way, this is my wife. Assuming they know that
this is my wife. My wife will get angry because
I over introduce her to people, where she'll be like,
I've met this person half a dozen times, right, you
don't have to introduce me. But I'm always weird like

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that because one, I don't remember people's names. So that's
a good way for me to hear what their name
is if I introduced them to my wife. Yeah, out
of four of them, I knew two of them, and
the one is she introduced herself to Hey, eventually she
introduced herself. He told me what his name was. I
was like, okay, yeah, perfect, and now I got to
kind of remember that. But yeah, she was out of
botherers like, yeah, you know you didn't introduce me. It's like, well,

(10:16):
it's not because I'm embarrassed about you. I mean, you know,
you're smoking hot little chick there. I was like, I'm
proud to be with you. I just didn't think I
just think of it. I guess, yeah, I just yeah,
I just never thought about yeah, just hanging out like
they know you're my wife. But yeah, you don't have
to go back and think like when she introduces me,

(10:37):
like when she's out and knows people, if she introduces me, Dude,
it's a real problem I have where I I don't
know what it is, but as soon as someone starts
telling me their name, I zone out, and dude, I can't.
Like we had my oldest came over on Saturday Saturday
night to hang out and she brought some friends and

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I had to keep asking the kid what his name is. Yeah,
you need name tags, I really do. There's something I
don't know what happens, but somebody starts telling me their
name and I completely zone out. Yeah, So in the
middle of drinking our Margarita's and watching UFC, I had
to apologize. Yeah, I'm sorry about that on you. I
had to think about that. I'm super proud of your
my wife, you know.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah, you guys like, yo, this is my wife right here. Dog.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
No, instead you're over there high five and you're talking
to Tim the bartender. Very Yeah, I was very selfish
that and I should call me out on it. So
I gotta remember that. I gotta be more peace of
mind when I'm introducing my wife to people. Well, yeah,
well you gotta remember that you got your wife behind you.
Yeah yeah, it's right there, you know. But you know,
I'm probably like, why is this woman staring at us?

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Then you're just over there yapping away.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
This is my girlfriend. Don't tell my wife.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Look, we get back. We're gonna do some rocks.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
This report a sponsored by.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yojoe and Scottie Rock News.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Hey, here's some rock news for you. Jake Holmes is
suing Jimmy Page again over songwriting credits for a Led
Zeppelin song, Dazed and Confused. He's named Sony Pictures as
one of the several co defendants after noticing that the
track was miscredited in the Becoming led Zeppelin documentary. The

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complaint was filed at California Folks Court at alleged his
copyright infringement and breach of contract. Holmes claims the two
early live recordings of the song were included in the
movie without his permission, So I'm guessing that he helped
write that song. Him and Jimmy Page wrote it together
like forty years ago. It doesn't matter, dude. It's all

(12:45):
about the money. Yeah, that's big money. Many so you get,
you get a song. In a movie or a commercial
that's big. I'll always remember. We interviewed the drummer for Chicago, right,
and he wrote a couple songs during Chicago's run, and
none of them were huge hits. But for some reason,

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and he and he told the story. He said, for
some reason, pit Bull picked up one of the Chicago
songs that he wrote, yeah, and used it in a
big hit. I forget what song it was, but used
it in a big pit Bull hit. Right. That guy
said that put all his kids through college. Wow, I
bet right, because that's it. Like every time that pit
Bull song plays, that guy's getting paid now because he

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wrote the song. Well, did Queen get money from villain
Vanilla Ice? Well, big pseudo? Oh he used it without
their permission? Yeah, I remember the court case Bittersweet Symphony,
same thing, the Verve. They they sampled the Rolling Stones,
and the Rolling Stones to this day still get money
from that song. They've been Vanilla Ice in the court case.

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Did he say his went dumb dumb dumb, the dumb dumb,
but theirs was dumb dumb, dumb dum dumb dumb.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Yeah, did that hold up? I don't think so. Yeah,
Vanilla Ice never saw a lot of money because he
also got into it with sug Knight where Sugar and
now once again Vanilla.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Ice tells the story. I don't know if it's true.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Sug Knight held him by his feet over a balcony.
I believe that for some reason, and and shook him
down for like writes to a song or something like that.
The best thing he did was the TV show where
he'd rehab like million dollar manches. I used to love.
That was like the Vanilla Ice project. It was so
much fun. You say that, I say, teenage footing, Ninja
Turtles too, Secret of the Ooze, Go DJ Go, DJ Go.

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Fresh off his first public performance, people seem to love him.
It's been five years. David Lee Roth over the weekend
was performing at a festival.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Saw video.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
He looked healthy, looks good, new hair plugs, sounded okay okay.
So now it looks like he's gonna go out on tour. Okay.
That was like the warm up show. So it was
the way it was warm up show. People seem to
give the thumbs up. Did David Lee Roth is back
and it looks like we're gonna get a show right
here in our Backyard August eighth, Atlantic City at the
hard Rock Wow. Nice So David Lee Roth coming to

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the hard Rock Neil Young.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
I don't know who wants this. Neil Young's putting out.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
A new album with his backup band, The Chrome Hearts.
Talking to Trees is scheduled to release June thirteenth. He
has a new single called Big Change that's out now.
Keep back on Spotify after all that? Oh yeah, nonsense? Yeah?
Would that last about two weeks?

Speaker 5 (15:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Yeah, until until he stopped making money? Yeah. So if
you're in the Neil Young and I love Neil Young,
I mean I'm politically we couldn't be farther apart. But
Neil Young is a spectacular songwriter and singer. But I
don't need new Neil Young. Dude's eighty years old.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
What are you gonna? What are you gonna give me
an eighty?

Speaker 1 (15:54):
What's it gonna? What are you singing about it? Eighty?

Speaker 2 (15:56):
Yeah? You're gonna sing?

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Well? You know what? He You would like this dude.
He was so big in the Model Trains. I believe
he owns Lionel. That is pretty cool. I'm a big
train fan. But again, a song about Model Trains, I
don't know if I'm gonna and look, dude. He also
bagged Daryl Hannah. Now it was old Daryl Hannah, but
still I mean splash man. Yeah, you know how old Darrah?

(16:19):
How old he got like fifties, Daryl Hannah. Probably not
early fifties, probably, dude. Okay, if you came in, if
you came into the studio tomorrow and said, dude, my
wife just died and Christy Brinkley just hit me up, Okay,
I would still high five you to get a seven
year old Christy Brinkley.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
So we're just saying if I if I if my
life was model trains and a fifty year old Christy Brinkley,
that's pretty cool. Daryl Hannah. Yah, that's pretty cool. I'm
living a life. Man.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
There you go, some rock.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
News for it. Yeah, I'm enjoy I thought to me,
which a bunch of point seven's the excels Out Jerseys
rock station always streaming on the iHeart Radio app. Hey,
big apology to all our Mexican friends. Yesterday it was
Sinco to Mayo and we didn't even make mention of it.
Is that true? It's not even a real holiday like

(17:09):
we celebrated the year like St. Patrick's Day. They don't
care about it, so it's not their Independence day. Everyone
thinks it's their fourth of July. It's when they won
against the French. Okay, they were I think the French
was trying to invade Mexico and they ended up winning
some battle, right, So that's what it is.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
We all just think it's their Fourth of July.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
But it's not.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
But usually you get a nice drink special out of
Chili's or something.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Sure, yeah, you and I used to it. We did
a It was one of my favorite broadcasts ever. I
think it was a Chili's or a Chili Chili. Yeah,
because we because I did it for years after that
and I get paid in chili dollars. Yeah, it was
the best thing ever. We sat at the bar with
microphones and we just drank Margarita. Was probably for five
straight years I would I would sit at that Chili's

(17:58):
on Sinco to Mayo. Used to be a cool thing,
like it used to be a like a a thing,
like a big party. That Fat Tuesday used to be
a big deal. I just feel like maybe I just
feel like kids don't don't really do that stuff, because
like you'd go to a bar on Fat Tuesday, it
would be packed with beads and everything like that. Yeah,

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girls taking off their tops. What happened to those days?
Same same thing with Sinko to Mayo man Singo to
myle You. I mean, if you had a Mexican themed restaurant,
your place was packed. Yeah, we celebrated last night because
my wife is uh, she's half Hispanic, half uh Nicaragua
where from?

Speaker 2 (18:38):
So it has nothing.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
It's not a Hispanic holiday, it's a Mexican hot Yeah. Well,
we still celebrated last night with skinny Margarita's and then
she uh, she attempted some type of taco bowls for
the kids. But that's how we celebrated in honor of
Sco to Mile. I didn't even think about it until
after I already made dinner, already made some chicken cutlets,
and I'm like, oh, I should have done tacos. It's
sinco to mine because today is Taco Tuesday. You can't

(19:01):
have them twice. And my wife's on a big note,
she is not not a big fan of ground beef anymore.
So she's really I'll be honest, this is not her holidays.
This is a.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Tough, dude.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
It's really she's making it tough for me to cook
dinner because really, I mean she's she's not She doesn't
want any type of sausage, right, she doesn't want ground beef.
So now I'm just stuck with chicken. And I don't
do fish and stuff like, you know, because I don't
eat seafood. So if she wants that, she's on her own.
So like I'm down to just chicken cutlets ye see,

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Like we didn't go anywhere last night. I don't know
if if Mexican places were we're a ses. I didn't
see any pictures. I didn't see any neighbors with what
I think could be offensive because not all Mexicans have
big some brewers on and fake mustaches. I know that's
the thing we do here. It's like in this country,
we just we take things like that and we just,
I don't know, we make them a big deal. We
just it's got a goofy thing Patrick the way we

(19:59):
do the same Patrick's Day here with girls, you know,
urinating in the street and stuff. That's not Saint Patrick's Day.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
But even that it could.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
I if I asked you what Saint Patrick's Day is
do you know what that is? I know I can't
even tell you what it is. Believe and you're iron
I'm Irish, yeah, and I can't even one hundred percent
tell you.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
I believe.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
It's the celebration of getting the snakes out of Ireland.
I was gonna bring that up, Okay, I believe that.
Or it could be Saint Patrick's birthday. I'm not exactly
sure where it was, the potato famine.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
There's something there.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
If I had the guests, you said, listen, I have
a gun in your head, you better guess what you
think Saint Patrick's Day is. I'm gonna say there was
an Italian guy with a flute. Now he played the
flute right, and just walked all the snakes out of Ireland.
Why there was an overabundance of snakes in Ireland? I
don't know. There was an Italian guy with a flute.
Martin was an Italian guy. I thought it was an
Italian guy. St Patrick's Why do we celebrate.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
Saint Patrick?

Speaker 1 (21:07):
But people couldn't tell you. They couldn't tell you what
Syncra Demayo is. I don't know. I didn't know that.
I don't know the war. I thought it was a
big celebration day, who knows for what, maybe seventy Year's Eve.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Uh, that's just to celebrate Saint Patrick.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Saint Patrick, right, he was a big deal. He was
a big deal. He's credited with bringing Christianity to Ireland
in the fifth century. How about that, And that's why
we celebrate. He has a whole day. So because he
brought Christianity into Ireland, we decided to go out and
just drink our asses off. Yeah, okay, it's all about commercialism, right,
so Singo to Mayo, a bar can now sell h

(21:44):
Margarita's right, you know, Saint Patrick's day. A bar can
now sell corn, beef and cabbage when no one buys
corn beef and cabbage when it's not Saint Patrick. I
bet your corona has a ton to do with Yeah.
Oh yeah, all right. So the snakes in Ireland that
I've heard of, that, no, that's a real thing. Yeah.

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So we just went there like the flute and the
snakes just walked out Ireland where Saint Patrick is known
for driving the snakes from Ireland. We were right, I
was right. Uh, I would have guessed that, right. It
actually seems like that was a whole big lie because
they said there's no snakes in Ireland. It sounds like
this is silly, sure, just a dumb story. If they
made up a holiday, let's make up a holiday. One

(22:27):
of the most famous stories about Saint Patrick is that
he's responsible for banishing all snakes in Ireland. He chased
them into the sea after attacking him during a forty
day fast.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
He was undertaken.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
That sounds made up. That's some guys has hammered at
the bar and made that whole story up, and some
girls bought it. Look God, if we get out, we
get back, we'll not got some headlines start again. His

(23:04):
rock stations The X forty show. So I'm struggling to
watch fun things with my kids. I'm done with the
Marvel movies and all the other nonsense. And I don't
know the little guy comes up with movies or they're
they're awful?

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Oh are they? Because they're like still kid movies.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Yeah, it's like movies. Uh what was it? They're not
super kid movies. But yeah, just kind of stupid little bit.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
I was year old.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
Even when I was a kid, I was never into
like the Disney stuff, even though you're right, Yeah, even
like cartoons and stuff. Like maybe it's because my brother
was older, so like I got into like real adult
movies pretty quick. Yeah, but yeah, it's like where you're
he might put on Sonic, you know it's I don't
watch I'm not okay with son But he's eight years old.

(23:46):
So yeah, so it's what an eight year old should
be watching. Like the twelve year old like, what did
we watch? Me?

Speaker 4 (23:53):
Him?

Speaker 1 (23:54):
And the twenty two year old watched Terrifier three a
couple weeks ago. Yeah, not ready for that yet. Get them,
get them. I'm gonna from that one. So the uh see,
Sunday night, I'm laying to bed and I'm just looking
for something. I'm just bored. I gonna have something to
go to sleep with. So I put on Cops. Cops
is back on the air. Cops is awesome. There's it.
There's an even better version of Cops now. It's called

(24:15):
Live PD. Oh I've seen them. So that's where they go.
That's where they actually go live to uh, to these
different cities and it's up.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
It's pretty fantastic.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
One of those channels, True TV or something air is
like six hour spans them. Yeah, sounds like I like
the middle of the night with your buddies, all hammer
kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
And that's exactly what I used to do.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Yeah, So I'm watching cops and they come in to
say good night, they're going to bed. It's like eight
thirty twelve year old walks in, Hey, what you're watching? Like,
this is cops? Well what is it? It's like, I
sit down, so let me show you. Yeah, this is
what police go through. I say, this is a this
is really what they go at the basis. We're talking
new episodes or old episodes. But I don't know the
crackhead had a I don't know. I'm trying to think

(24:58):
of what they were wearing. I mean to have these
shoes on, so I can't tell what year was, and
crackheads are evergreen, right, Yeah, it doesn't matter if it's
eighty seven or twenty twenty four. You're gonna have an
IOU sweatshirt. It still means you could have found that
in a rubbing somewhere, you know whatever. So he's watching
and then then he walks in. He's like, what's this.
It's like, it's cops. Here comes this and now I

(25:19):
got I'm laying in bed. They're sitting on the edge
of the bed and they're just watching to show Cops
and we're watching a scene where and again I make
sure it's not you know, hookers and you know BJ's
and everything else. You got to well, they gotta they
start young. You gotta teach them all this stuff that
happens to be one where a guy's in trouble and
that now the cop is chasing them. He's like, what's
going on. It's like, well, they're chasing that guy. Yeah,

(25:40):
well what do he do? I don't know. He must
have done something wrong with the policeman. The policeman is
chasing them through and here we are watching cops. They're
asking good questions. Well, what's gonna happen? That guy right
there is gonna go to jail? Dude, you don't ever
want to go to jail. Cops was a game changer
back in the day because before that you had only
things like Hill Street Blues and stuff like, like TV

(26:01):
shows that were fictionalized. So you watch Cops, man, and
it was like whoa. And then I remember, dude, Cops,
Unsolved Mysteries, Rescue nine one one, and America's Most Wanted. Yeah, wow, dude,
they were just all bangers back in the day. And
then it took a lull, they all went off the air,
and then Chris Hansen came they have a seat over there, guy,

(26:26):
This is a creepy one man, real bad taste in
your mouth. When those hit in the mid two thousands,
when it was the Catch a Predator, dude, when that
came on, everyone would stop and just watch because you're
just watching guys ruin their lives. Yeah. And when that
Spanish guy showed up with a packed lunch, when he
made sandwiches for what he seens twelve year old one,

(26:47):
a six pack of wine Cohlers, and and a half
eaten pizza. Yeah, and it's a nice gesture. If she's
of age, thirteen year old girl, it's like, oh man.
And then when he came out and he would just
go have a seat over there. Yeah, and you, dude,
that guy's life is over. I don't know how they
got away with even showing that without their consent, I
guess because they were breaking the law.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
So that ended up.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
What that's how the show ended was they they busted
a guy who was like a big deal in whatever
town they were in politically, and they caught him with
an underage girl. Wow, took out a gun and shot
himself yeah, wow, And the cameras were rolling. Yeah, and
that's when NBC was like, okay, you know what. And

(27:31):
I think they got a couple of lawsuits at him
because you're right, Like people are like, hey, man, like
you ruined my life. Yeah. Because at first they didn't
involve the cops. They just did the show. Then the
cops started coming with them. Yeah, we're gonna be waiting
outside and the street because remember the guys would try
and walk out the garage and the cops. So yeah,

(27:53):
without taking a trip to Canden, the show what life
is really about and how criminals are said, it was nice.
It was a nice moment where I said, listen, guy
made Obviously that guy made a lot of bad decisions
in his life. Don't be that guy. He's even wearing
shoes shuck out Live PD. I mean they if they
like Cops, they'll like Live PA too. Yeah, we got
to dive into that lives a little more watched now together.
Yeah Live PD's a little more current. Okay, but yeah, no,

(28:15):
Cops is a good one man. Yeah, Yeah, it's it's
fun to watch people get arrested. No, son, Look that
that woman there that was on crack, she's actually is
a human being. She was, Yeah, that's somebody's daughter. Son,
That's what it is. But like you need to see
that side of life and go like that's bad. Don't
do that. Their eyes were wide open, and I was like,
you know what, am I raising a bunch of them
tight a little spoiled brats because this is the real

(28:38):
life right here, my friend.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Look, man, we get back.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Let knock out some trash. This report is sponsored by
Atlantic City Electric. A little better than usual so far
for our Tuesday morning. A couple of widely scattered miner
backups starting to form on some of the.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
Oh love trash anything thirty or anything racket rock or
roughy love trashy.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
I got some trash for you right here. Rihanna is
pregnant again. Congrats to Rihanna. She showed off her baby
bump at the met gala. I guess that's the big
thing going on in New York. Is that married?

Speaker 3 (29:33):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Asap Rocky? Yes, I believe they're they're married. I think
they're married. I don't know they have a kid together.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Uh. Now, this is a guy that played for your
New York Giants. He did something stupid. Jason Pierre Paul.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
If you don't remember, you probably remember the name, but
you might not remember what he did. He's that guy
who decided he's got some money, gonna throw a big
Fourth of July party and gets fireworks right now. Plays
in the NFL, So you need your hands very important
when you play in the NFL. He blew his hand
off with fireworks. Yeah, this is where you pass this.

(30:14):
You pass this off to uncle uncle, like someone uncle, Yeah,
Uncle Lester, letucle Lester, or maybe you got a cousin
because your hands are worth too much money. Yeah, listen,
he played back in the NFL. He had a big
club hand on you. He's not catching passes anytime soon.
But so he went and uh he blew his hand off,
and now it looks like the Simpsons man.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Yeah yeah, but yeah, but he did. He rehabbed it.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
They let him wear a special glove, and he continued
playing for another like six seven seasons. He retired in
twenty twenty three. Didn't really retire, got cut. He wants
to come back into the NFL, but he's thirty six
now with one hand. Yeah, you're gonna get through a
little training camp, but you're gonna be tired. Man. You
can't take that anymore. Dude it but it has to

(30:56):
be hard when you when you like, that's all that
guy knew probably since he was eight years old. Ye,
you can start with midget football and you go through
high school and college.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
That's all you know.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
So when they tell you at thirty four it's over,
that's a that's got to be a tough pill to swallow.
That's why I get guys like Aaron Rodgers, and I
get guys like Tom Brady Joe Flacco like, hey, if
my body can still handle it, this is all I know.
I know they're trying, you know. And then you got
guys like you know, because that every athlete wants to

(31:32):
go and get into broadcasting when when it's all said
and done right, either that or coaching, you want to
stay around the game. But dude, you know, like Brett
faris perfect example. They had it lined up where he
was going to get the Monday night football job, and dude,
they gave him of a testa unen they found that
he couldn't read. Yeah, he's a redneck from Mississippi or

(31:53):
Louisiana or wherever he's from. They've done. They were like, yeah,
and even Tom Brady Man they're saying that, Uh he
he did okay this past season, but they said they
might ship him to LA just to be in studio
and not do games anymore.

Speaker 4 (32:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
No, he bumped it. There was another It was a
good dude. Yeah, they and everyone loved that guy. Now
he's on like the C team. I forget what's that
guy's name. He was like a tight end or something.
It's stocky looking guy. He played for the Panthers. Right,
let's see here, Kim Kardashian was at the Metcala.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
This is on the heels of her ex husband Kanye
West put out a new album. I don't know if
you heard about it. What are some of the singles
on it? One's called Cousins and it's about him having
sex with his cousin. Which which first, second, or third? Male?
Oh well, I guess it doesn't matter for a second
or third after that. And uh, and also there's a

(32:53):
song called Hale Hitler that's off the new Kanye West album.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
So I don't know, Kanye go through something.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
You don't know exactly what it is, but he's definitely
going through something. Kim's the normal one. How about that, dude.
Kim's like helping people get out of jail who shouldn't
be in jail. Yeah, she seems they like she hosted
Saturday Night Live and was really funny. He those kids
far away from dead?

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Yeah, yeah, i'd have.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Supervision if I'm gonna drop them off at Dad's house
for a little bit. Yesterday the Diddy trial started.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
They're picking the jury.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Uh so, I guess they have to make sure that
the jurors don't have any type.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Of connection with Diddy. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
I was reading somewhere they were asking him if they
were familiar with other celebrities. I guess I don't know.
There was something came up, but there's some weird names
that came out. Yeah, like Mike was one of the
Austin Bowers. Yeah, I'm like, why do you even know
if you know him or not. I guess they're trying
to weed out people that are fans, you know, like
like that aren't just chasing fame or chasing celebrities. Yeah,

(33:52):
because you get weirdos like that, and I mean, like
it would be kind of pretty it'd be cool to
get on the jury of the Diddy trial. Oh man, dude,
I mean that's that's that's kind of cool. You're hanging
out there. And now remember I did talk about it
the other day. Uh, they are gonna let did he
wear suits in court? So he said he doesn't have
to wear the orange jumpsuit. So that that got okay.

(34:14):
Like Gus White, he has a wife writing kids, don't
his wife? Oh she did? I think, And I think
there's a lot of rumors that he may have. I
don't know I'm saying allegedly on that. I know we
gotta you know, I google it. Look there you go
some trash for it. For more information about contests on
this station, go to w c XL. Dude yesterday but

(34:36):
never existed. We really, I mean, it was a tough
It was a long weekend. I think you could call
it a bender that I was on. We were not
at one hundred percent yesterday and we went and gave you.

Speaker 5 (34:48):
You picked up you picked up Friday's notes on Monday.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Yeah, So what ends up happening is we gave a
pair of tickets to you for a show that happened
on Friday. But it was Monday after that Friday, So
we want to make good. And so here's what I'm here.
Here's here's what I'm throwing out there. All right, I
have which is a great pair of tickets. Okay, I

(35:12):
got a pair of tickets. It's Beginnings, the Celebration of
the Music of Chicago. Sounds awesome at the theater, right
I got Okay, I have that. So that's a pair
of tickets that's sitting there right now, right, that's on
the shelf.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Jack.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
It's gonna be the Le Boy Theater, the same place
that we were going to send you before. So I'm
gonna put them on the shelf, right Jack, I'm gonna
put the Chicago Beginnings the Celebration of Chicago on the shelf.
And that show is April thirtieth, So so that.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
So that show is actually this Friday, may not?

Speaker 3 (35:47):
All right?

Speaker 1 (35:48):
All right, so you could if you wanted those tickets
through yours right now.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
I also have a pair of tickets for Metallic.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
This is a big one, man, all right, Sunday night,
Sunday Night, Metallica. That's about World Day weekend, right, I believe,
So well, wait a minute, hold on, so right now,
I got I got the Chicago tribute band. You could
right now, you can say those are the ones I want,
and and we'll we'll we'll hang up and you can

(36:16):
go enjoy the music in Chicago.

Speaker 5 (36:18):
Uh you know, I see in Chicago's or or Jack,
here we go.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
We can play a game and we can see if
you can win these Metallica seconds. Let's go for the game, Jack,
Let's let's play the game. All right? All right? So
Metallica from the Bay Area, San Francisco, Chicago is from Chicago?
Are they from Chicago? Is that just the name?

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Yes, I believe the original name.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Yeah, well the original name was Chicago Transit Authority exactly. Okay,
So here's what I know about San Francisco and Chicago. Uh,
they both have high levels of crime. So we're gonna
give you three crime statistics and you have to guess

(37:08):
who has more crime, Chicago or San Francisco.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
Okay, all right.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Or you could just take the Chicago tickets and walk.
He wants to play.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
He wants to play, he wants the play.

Speaker 5 (37:20):
I'm ready for door took all right.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
So first one, all right, you gotta tell me who
has more crime. You gotta get two out of three? Okay,
who has more homes? Who has more homes broken into
it and things stolen? Chicago or San Francisco.

Speaker 5 (37:39):
I'll go with San Strand on that one.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Oh, you'd be wrong. Oh wow, Hongo just edged it
out by three points. He's get doing. We're wearing this, Jack,
come on wearing this together? All right?

Speaker 5 (37:56):
Well, okay, come on, give me a hit.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
This is I didn't even know this was a crime.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Who has more attacks by people being insulted? Chicago or
San Francisco?

Speaker 5 (38:11):
Oh my gosh, San Francis too.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
I would go to San Francisco to Chicago. I think
they just shoot you. Oh he's right, okay, right, okay, okay,
all right, we got one down. Here we go, we
got one down. Okay, here's a big one.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Now. Oh boy, now this one.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
What city, Chicago or San Francisco has more corruption and bribery? Oh?

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Chicago, dude, he's dead.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
He's right, all right, he's you know why, because the mob.
The mob was in Chicago.

Speaker 5 (38:47):
Exactly who do you think elected Obama?

Speaker 1 (38:51):
I like Jack, I like Jack a whole bunch.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
All right, Jack, you're going this now.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Look, I'm gonna tell you the Chicago tribute band. Tickets
are still on the table. You can take him a
walk right now, take Metallica.

Speaker 5 (39:05):
Do you want to hear you want to hear my
back story?

Speaker 2 (39:07):
You have to believe this, all right.

Speaker 5 (39:09):
One of my daughter and one of my daughter in
law's great uncle is Jimmy Clark, who's Laura's drum techt
and he said, you get in the show and I'll
do whatever I can. He gets you backstage.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Look at that man. This worked out, This worked out,
This is gonna work out for you. Are even better
than the two of you tickets we promised you yesterday
because we screwed up in such a massive way yesterday
and gave you tickets to a show that did that
already happened.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
You're going to see Metallic arm Right, Carmen is working here.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
It is, and look, we knew we had to make
it up to you until we find out that Jack
is on stage now and he falls into Laura's drum
kit and they can't do the show.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Jack ruins the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
The whole concert is shut down because of Jack.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
All right, Jack, you stay on hold, You stay on hold.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Well, we're gonna double check all your info and make sure,
you're going to.

Speaker 5 (39:58):
Metallic all right, all right, that's a good guess.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Worked out for him, worked out for everybody. Yeah yeah, yeah,
our screw up helped Jack go to Metallica. Yeah, she's
gonna hang out there. He's gonna play the drum kit
until he finds out that tickets aren't real. Yeah. Yes, Oh,
look we get back man. We'll knock out some headlines.
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not a cat person, but I also don't want to
see an animal get hurt. And I forgot the devastation

(40:44):
that happens when an animal gets loose, right, your pet
gets loose, runs away. And so yesterday I get a
call from my wife. She's like, you have to go
to our oldest daughter's apartment. And I go why, Like
she should be at work. Her cat got out, so

(41:05):
it's not an outdoor cat then no? Yeah? Uh, And
and dude, I feel I feel bad for the boyfriend,
because it's one hundred percent his fault.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Yeah, they had a window with had a screen in it.
You know.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
It's like it's their first apartment, you know, and so
you know they don't know things like you're supposed to
have screens and windows, Yeah, but your first apartment. It's
also supposed to have paid over ten one hundred apartments
where you live. Yeah. So he opens the window to
you know, because it was a nice morning, right, Like,

(41:38):
he wants to get some air in the room. But
it's got no screen in it. So the cat jumps out.
So I go over it. She lives two minutes from
my house. I go over and dude, she's just I mean,
bawling her eyes out right, and she's got she's got
our little guy and he's funny. He's like, get cat
got loose. I was like, I don't know what's happening.

(42:01):
I was like, all right, so now you know what
they live in, Like it's an apartment complex. So now dude,
I'm walking in places I probably shouldn't be in the
apartment complex looking for this stupid cat. And I hate cats.
But I'm like, I feel bad because my oldest daughter,
she's sad somebody's pet. Man, She's afraid that this thing
is never going to come back. It's it's you know,
I doesn't have I don't know, identification on it. So

(42:24):
she need a cat because I know a woman who
has cats, A lot of cats, my mom.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
That's my thing is.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
I'm going to grab one, Like why do you even
get this stupid? Can we find a cat that looks
just like it? Like meet the Fockers. I did that
with my kids and parakeets where the parakeet died and
I just went and got a new ONEm. So I'm
wandering around the woods, you know, this apartment complex trying
to find.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Like, how do you how do you call a cat?

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Yeah? All that I would know how to do. Man.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
So I'm like, I'm like, what am I doing here?

Speaker 1 (42:52):
So I stay for about a half hour, forty five minutes,
I'm like, all right, this cat is long gone. Like
this cat got out the window and was like all right,
I'm free. I'm out of here. I don't know enough
about him. Will they come back to their home? I
mean they're safe security. I've always heard cats can be
complete a holes, right, I never had a cat as

(43:12):
a pet.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
I don't like cats. I think cats are creepy.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
So she's you know, she gets on all the Facebook pages,
like the town facebook page, like hey listen, he hears
the pictures of the cat if anyone sees his cat,
and so people start giving her ideas, you know, leave
the kitty litter box on the porch, it may come back.
Leave some some some betting that he sleeps in and
make it, you know, the smell or whatever. So the

(43:36):
cat shows back up, but the cat every time they
go to get it runs away. So now the cat
all yesterday afternoon is just antagonizing them by showing up
and sitting on a log and staring at the window
that it jumped out of. But they can't get the cat.
Every time they go to get the cat, it runs

(43:58):
off again. Yeah, he's my nehing. Yeah, so they know
the cats alive, they know the cats, and he's just
sitting there and every time they go to get him,
boom runs back out into the woods again. Yeh See
I have this h I had this ability to detach
myself from things that everybody else will love. My dog
will get out and he will run and I look
like I look like a dope running through the neighbor.
If I got the leash, I'm calling him. He's back

(44:19):
and forth, laughing. He's just the tails wagon, the the
tongues out and I'm chasing this guy. And it's to
the point where I told my wife was like, yeah,
let him go, let him go. Let him see how
nice life is on the other side when he doesn't
have food, in a place to sleep and everything else.
Tough love, man, Yeah, I know, I remember, dude. I
remember being heartbroken as a kid. A beautiful border Collie, right, like,

(44:41):
that's the Lassie dog, right, I believe. So shows up
at our house right out of nowhere, and I'm like,
I don't know, seven eight years old. This this dog
just look looks just like Lassie shows up at our house.
So we're like, okay, so we do the thing. We
take the dog in is fantastic, right, We put up flyers.

(45:03):
We're like, hey, if anyone dude, for like a month,
we have this dog, right, it's now my dog. Right, Yeah, dude,
I'm gonna say after like six weeks, the owners finally
were like, oh my god, you found our dog. So
the dog was ripped away from me. Wow, because we
had to give it to the people who it was there.
It was their dog. Yeah, that sucks, the seven or

(45:27):
eight year old kid, dude, and this dog was fantastic
and it's a lastly looking dog. I just want to
go up there and hug that thing, like little Timmy
and like, do you know how many people we saved
that fell in the wells to go get them? Go
get a new dog, dude. That but it's it is.
And I saw the heartbreak on my daughter's face when
an animal runs away. Yeah, and they're stupid animals, so

(45:49):
they all know what's like out there. Yeah, it's just
and it's like she lives on a on a busy
road across from my high school, so there's a lot
of traffic and it's like all I'm thinking about is
I'm gonna see this cat on the side of the road.
Did it come back? It's I just texted her this morning.
I think it's still just sitting on the lock staring
at him.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
Wait.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Yeah, I don't even know how you mean hard to
even cut you capture one of those things? Do you
have like one of those old dog catcher nets that's
like a gun with a net over the top of it. Yeah,
So hopefully she gets the cat back, because if not,
it's gonna be that thing. If anyone sees a cat
out there, name is Julius.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Julius is running. It is running wild. Look we get
back with what they call you.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
You think you've got it bad. I don't think we
have it bad. A Brazilian woman who's a nun. She's
dead at the age of one hundred and sixteen. Woworld's
world's oldest person. She missed by just a few weeks,
turning one hundred and seventeen years old. I don't think

(46:56):
i'd want to live to one hundred and seventeen.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Remember a couple of years ago, we took in a
World War two event. Yeah, at my house. It was
my my wife's grandmother's boyfriend of like forty five years,
and she ended up passing away. He had nowhere to go,
so he ended up taking him in. He was like
ninety five.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Dude. I watched him. He just was miserable.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Yeah, my final law does the same thing.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Dude, just miserable and old.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
And he would I mean, there would be times where
he would confide to me, He's like I just want
to die, Like like the woman I loved is dead.
I'm living in you know, pretty much a converted office
that I made into a bedroom for him, and uh,
and I get it. Man, he was just you know, miserable.
He just sit there watching old like westerns, you know,

(47:47):
from the like the thirties and forties. Yeah, you hit
an age man, like my final level. We'll have a
great conversation. He likes when I curse, right because I
know I'm a son in law, but I don't care.
I taught him like a real man, and like you'll
just throw in there. Oh god, god old. I wish
I would just die already. And we just had a
great uh, like eighty, I feel like you could still like, yeah,

(48:07):
he size plenty of time. And he's like, I don't know,
he's all skinny and stuff, perfect health because like I
look at my if my mom didn't have the dementia thing,
she'd still would still be kicking around and eighty go
shopping and stuff like that. Yeah, I tell my mom
was like, I wish you would die, and she won't die.
She's a birthday. Come another birthday, Come on you. I
like two things. You one don't even know when your
mom's birthday is, and you don't know how old your

(48:29):
mom is. She had me when she was eleven, So
let's do the math. This is pretty cool. They were
doing boat racing on this lake in Arizona, like you
ever see like like rocket speed speedboat racing. I think
it's safe. Well, dude, so the boat that won actually
flipped mid air at two hundred miles an hour. Oh

(48:50):
I saw this video. But he crossed the finish line.
So they gave him eight seventy one. He did win.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Yeah, win in the water.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
So uh so did they I guess they lived?

Speaker 2 (49:03):
They lived?

Speaker 5 (49:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Man, they're in like big harnesses and it happens all
the time because there's not These boats are light, so
if they get enough air under them, sure they take
off like a rocket. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Uh let's see here.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Dude, I think you know, you have to pay back
the city or the EMT.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
Squad that does this.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
So a guy, you know, he's going mountain climbing it
Mount Fuji in Japan, right, So he goes and gets stuck.
So they got an airlift. You know, airlift them out
of there costs a lot of money. Okay, you made
a mistake, I get it. You know. A week later
he went back and got stuck again and they had
to do it again. Yeah, he was looking for his
cell phone or something.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Dude. Okay, so at that point you got it. You
gotta give money, Yeah, you gotta pay for something.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
You got to like like you like the first time,
I'll give you all right, you made a mistake, right,
but you come back a second time and then do
it all over again. Come on, I'm afraid you can't
get a hold of anybody. And that's it. You're gonna
die up there on malt Fiji. Yeah. I can imagine.
It's gotta be bodies all over the place up there,
skulls and bones and everything.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
People that just die at Mount Everest.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Actually, there's points going up Mount Everest of bodies that
can't be retrieved, and they use them as markers and
they're like they're like, hey, when you get to the
to the skier with the pink boots or something like that,
and and it's creepy because they're frozen. So it's like this,
there's they're still you know, they're they're frozen like they

(50:34):
were when they died. Yeah, and uh, and it's really creepy.
But that's how a lot of these climbers on Mount
Everest will know where they are by the dead bodies.
It would be cool to see a body with the
hand pointing in the direction the overside, which trail you're
going to go to? Yeah, like the well that's what remember.
Like a year or so ago, maybe it was during COVID,

(50:56):
people were doing fun funerals where you would take the
body and like do something that the person liked.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Like like say a guy.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
Loved watching football, they put him in like a barco
lounger and in front of a TV. That's kind of cool.
Or like, uh, if the guy liked I think the
one guy like dancing, so they actually just kind of
gave him to everyone to dance with.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
That's you know, that'd be kind of you know, be
kind of cool.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
If you died and your wife gave me the okay, yeah,
I stuff you and put you in the chair over there.
If I had to do the show by myself, cool, right,
I wouldn't get a lot of content out of you.
But you'd be sitting there, you know, just hanging out.
Here's trash. It would be nothing. But I mean like
my my oldest her boyfriend, right, they have a place together.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
He has a duck. Like what's that called.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
When you get like you kill something and then you
stuff it tax it's he's got a duck and it
just hangs on the wall. Why because he killed the duck?

Speaker 2 (51:53):
Because he killed the duck.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
I don't know. It's not like I got a bear
skinned rug. I didn't kill it, But I mean that's worth.
That's worth. It's a duck. I feel like I could
do that. Yeah, It's like it would be like me
stuffing a squirrel. Yeah, well, you know, I stuffed the
carpenter b the other day and it put it up
on my shelf because I killed it. Yeah, Like I
don't know, like like it would be like weird, like
like it's like.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
And goose Like it's just something that.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Those people show. Another one of my fat friends is
on the shot and he's losing weight and he looks better,
because that's what this shot.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
What's you on wagov Okay?

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Yeah, I don't think it's so zempic. I think it
is the Wagobe one. I don't know if that's the
new one. I think they're I assume that they're all
bad for you in some type of way. Maybe this
one is is less bad or maybe he just doesn't care. Well,
I mean, they're not bad for you. They're meant for
diabetics to lose weight. They're meant for me because I'm
pretty diabetic, like I should be on the show, so
that so they're meant so, yes, they're meant for people

(52:50):
to lose weight once they found I guess once people
found out that it works pretty well, then this past year, man,
it just went crazy and you're all your friends that
you see got real skinny.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
That's why.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
And watch in the next six months, they're all gonna
start getting fat again because it only it has a
shelf life of like a year maybe less, and then
it stops working. And then if so, if you're not
working out or eating correctly and you're just on the shot,
you're gonna put all the weight back on. Yeah. So
here's my fat friend over the weekend. It's got to
eight o'clock in the morning. Now I show up, he's standing.

(53:25):
I was like, hey man, look, good man, what's going on.
He's like, I took the shot. Meanwhile he's smoking a
cigarette drinking a red Bull. Yeah, that's the problem is
everyone is doing the shot, but then still eat the
same bad eating habits, drinking habits. So if you don't
change your life, all that weight's gonna come back on
and more. Yeah, or you got some soccer moms. You know,

(53:45):
she just wants to take the ball. She wants to
take off eleven pounds for the summertime. So she's gonna
put the shots and body, you know, scale down a
little bit. That's exactly what it is. Yeah, and so
and somehow doctors are getting away with just giving it
to anybody. This guy should be on it. I gotta
talkt to my brother. My brother one hundred percent should
be on it. Yeah, your brother, Your brother was like

(54:06):
a little plump. Yeah, you got big belly man. He
saw him at the party. Yeah yeah, and he's not
a drinker too, Like it always shocks me when I
watch guys who aren't. Like, you know, beer bellies were
a thing growing up because dad sat around drinking beer. Yeah,
but your brother's not a real drinker. So like the
bell is that belly all just food? Well he went
he I think he went. I could be wrong with

(54:27):
my numbers. I think he went from like two ninety
down to like like two fifty. But that was just drinking.
That was the energy drinks in the morning, he's smoking
the black Uh, the Black and Miles like citars. Yeah,
I don't know if there's any carbs or calories in
Black and Miles. However, he did it credit to Wah
Wah because he pretty much goes to wah Wah for breakfast, lunch,
and dinner. So whatever Wahwah's given out, you know, he

(54:49):
dropped about forty five pounds. But yeah, yeah, I was like, man,
you probably should be on you know, she probably should
be on the shop.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
They say that belly weighs the worst weight to have.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Yeah, it's hard to get rid of. Well it's and
it's worse for your heart. Yeah, so it's so that's yeah,
that the belly is something you should get rid of
some myou buddy, look good man. He his clothes were
real bagg He's gonna go out clothes shopping. It was like, hey,
don't put them in, don't put those fact clothes. Don't
sell those bat clothes. You might be back in them,
but for the time being, you know, go get yourself
some some new, some new clothes to wear.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Yeah, it's all about headspace.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
Jack Nicholas the golfer, he he was always known as
like a pudgy guy throughout his early career, and then
somewhere in the seventies, he went, you know, had some money.
He was already the Jack and the Golden Bear that
we all know, and his wife went out and bought
him a whole new wardrobe. But she bought it at

(55:43):
the size she wanted him to be, okay, and he said.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
At that he got it at that point.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
At that point it kind of, you know, some something
clicked in him and never went back. Man, lost the weight,
got into the new wardrobe and his you know, and
that's how he lived his life after that. Yeah, it's hard, man,
when you're trying to get into clothes you love and
you can't get him anymore. Yeah, they say that, And
that's what he was trying to say, is when you
lose the weight, throw the old clothes away, like make

(56:11):
you make your like that your goal that Okay, I'm
never gonna get those clothes again. Like I have an O. J. Simpson.
It says a honky serial killer. It's a T shirt.
It's about I think it's a medium. I got on
the Wildwood Border offers a medium. Come on, I know
that's my goal that's my goal.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
Are you gonna be in eighth grade?

Speaker 1 (56:29):
I know I'm gonna sweeze into this Monkey Cereal Killer
shirt with oj on it. I gotta, you know, I
gotta slim down. Everybody, thanks your calling. They always welcome
on the show. I couldn't get a medium around my
leg now me either, man, My thighs are too big.
Everybody stay right there. Let's coick off that rock block.
It's one hundred point seven z XL sath Jersey's rock
Station z XL Morning showing, smiling.

Speaker 4 (56:55):
Smiles of you.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
Eleven love.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Man, the sun comes shining through, shining.

Speaker 4 (57:06):
Where you're crying when you bring on the rim right,
I'll stop your shout and stop this side.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
We'll just be happy to this where the smiling. Let's
just smiling, keep on smiling, keep smiling.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
I'm smiling, dropping out, man.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
I know you guys are all my love. Looking at
you guys on my way working rings. She's like, oh yeah,
warming up ship, and I'm like, I'm about here. We're rocking. Hey,
thank you you shot. You're the best. How you doing y'all?

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Keep me laughing, man, you.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
Guys are great. Good morning guys, Hilario let's shot. Oh god,
is it my radio or are you only broadcasting in Mana.
You get them the hell out of here with you
growing out. This is the Rado DJ like, if you're
on it, I listen to this. Man getting up in
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Speaker 2 (58:03):
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