TUESDAY 6-10-25

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
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Speaker 1 (00:37):
And this show.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Isn't it?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Hey man, good morning. That's happen in we got this one.
I guess when the weather breaks and you have to
start taking care of your house, you start to see
the people that just don't care, Like in a winter time,
they all look here. I don't know, man, you pile
things on the side of your house. It does all nice.
You don't have to take care of the you're not
trimming the bushes. One house on my street. One it's

(01:04):
like the it's like the video game paper Boy. Remember
when you smash the window, they cancel their subscription. It
was a house be dark. Yeah, it was all dark. Yeah,
you can go to the house anymore. Yeah, the dog
will come running afty as you're on the bicycle. Yeah.
One house, We're like, the yard's gonna be like two
or three feet high with like grassful neighborhood. Yes, it's
gonna be hard to cut right, it's gonna be where

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you go about five feet and the lawnmower goes current
and it stops, so you gotta start it back again.
I for some reason, once again, I have no idea.
My social media h algorithms are all over the place.
I follow these guys who just go to those houses
and cut the lawns for free. Yeah, because you don't
want to look at it anymore, because usually it's like

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maybe like an older person or somebody who is handicapped
that can't get out there and do it. So these
guys will just go to these houses with a landscaping
crew and be like, I'll do it for free, just
to make sure that the neighborhood's cleaned up. The rumor
about this and listen, and we all had that family listen.
At one point I saw when they moved in. It

(02:06):
was like a young kid he was doing. He was
kind of dressed up, almost like he was shooting a
hip hop video. Like I think he had like the
the gold teeth in. He was like real flashy, like
he look at my house with that kid cutting No
now the parents. What I heard the rumor in the
neighborhood is that she's married to an actual prince in

(02:27):
Africa or something some of the country, so that their royalty.
The guy who sent me an email and needed some money,
that guy, that guy, well he's stuck overseas and we
can't know his own law. Yeah, the rumor is there's
some type of royalty. I was like, then they should
get their real asses, their law. Neighborhood, that's exactly. That's
the rumor going around that there's some time he's tied

(02:49):
she's tied to some prince or something. Well, then your lawn. Yeah, yeah,
I uh, I told you. A couple of weeks ago,
I got called down on our like local neighborhood facebook
page and it was completely my fault. I took the
elf to that one. I put my trash cans out
too early, my whole bag move. But then like then

(03:10):
someone's like and everyone in the neighborhood should take care
of their yards. I agree with that. But I agree
with that too, but don't vocalize it because you just
come off as a carron. And listen, it don't have
to be perfect. I don't know, mow the lawn. It's
higher than all the flowers out you know. That's that
Like I got you know. I got a couple of
bags of mult of my driveway. I don't know. Is

(03:31):
that trashy? Yeah, you gotta get that in the bed somewhere.
It's not doing you any good. You're not mult in
the driveway. I'm not mult in the drive now. I
got the weeds by my curb, and my wife's like this, yeah,
we do have to. I will get the weeds by
my curb. I will scrape them with a shovel on
the curb. Get the basketball nets out of the street.

(03:54):
Far in your driveway, bro, that's you got a driveway.
Put it in the driveway. So there there. I can
count two on my street that are laying down flat
they got. That's such a bad look. It's trash now
like on on both day. Just comes without them up.
Just scoop them all, even if they're upright with cinderblock,
Just take them to throw them in the truck. Just
just just stop. And then the kids are playing in

(04:15):
the street. Like, I don't know. I don't want my
kids playing in the street. I look at my neighborhood.
There's not one future horse grant on my entire street.
I'll tell you what one. I don't know what my
neighbors think, because me and my my little guy is
obsessed with baseball. So so when we have a catch,
he goes across the street and we throw the ball
from my yard to across the street, and and so

(04:37):
like we have to pause when like cars drive by.
Now most most people in the neighborhood are like, all right,
it's just a father and son having a catch. But
I know some are probably like, why are they doing
it across the street? Yeah, yeah, you throw it over
the cars. That's always fun. No, I throw it over that.
I let the cars drive by. Everybody. Let's see Tuesday

(04:57):
and we're gonna find a CXL work force and for
the day for tickets for Beach Boys. Beach Boys come
in to Ocean City. We're gonna hook you up with
tickets to go see the beach Boys coming to Ocean City.
We'll hook you up. Coming up just a little bit.
So one hundred point seven is the XL SAP Church's
rock station and the ZXL Morning Show. Good morning everybody,

(05:23):
and things sucks. I'm Scotty, good morning. Here's some news.
Foul use. On a Tuesday, a battalion of five hundred
US Marines are mobilizing in Los Angeles to respond to
anti immigration and enforcement bryants. The Marines will be tasked
with protecting federal property in federal personnel. The Marines will
not be carrying out a law enforcement role, but it's

(05:45):
unclear what their use of force rules are going to be.
If protesters throw things or spit on them, well, Trump said,
and he really said this, Our presidents said this, they spit,
we hit. Yep. I'm ready to see some skulls get
you gotta do it or we're going to keep doing it.
And if you would have stopped it in Baltimore when
the lady said, let them burn down a couple cars,

(06:08):
you know, five hundred US Marines are mobilizing in Los
Angeles to respond to anti immigration and enforcement bryants. The
Marines will be tasked with protecting federal property in federal personnel.
The Marines will not be carrying out a law enforcement role,
but it's unclear what their use of force rules are
going to be. If protesters throw things or spit on them,

(06:29):
well Trump said, and he really said this. Our president
said this, they spit, we hit. I'm ready to see
some skulls get cracked. You gotta do it or we're
going to keep doing it. And if you would have
stopped it in Baltimore, when the lady said, let them
burn down a couple of cars and let them just
have the block, we would have stopped all of this.
There was a guy on one I don't know what channel,

(06:50):
but he was like, these are just people having fun.
Layton cars on fire, Yeah, mostly peaceful. We hear that
a lot President with Inane. I think they have a
love affair. Uh, Blake Lively, We've talked about this for
months now. She was suing a director and an actor
that she was in a movie with for sexual harassment

(07:11):
and then he countersued. Well, she won big. Yesterday, a
judge dismissed Justin Baldanni's four hundred million dollar countersuit against
her and her husband, Ryan Reynolds. She said, like so
many others, I felt the pain of a talatory lawsuit,
including the manufactured shane that tries to break us. So
is it all over now? No one's suing anybody. Pretty

(07:33):
close to being over. I think her lawsuit's still going on,
but I'm gonna guess she just wants this done. Yeah
and so yeah, but it was that's a big one man,
because he was going for four hundred million and it
looked like he was gonna probably get something. So this
judge kind of blew that up. Yesterday's not gonna cut
into deadpool money too, dude. I mean, yeah, they're married, right,

(07:54):
I don't care how richie are four hundred million dollars.
It's four hundred million dollars. Well, what they should do
is put him on a pay plan where they pay
like four hundred dollars a month. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah for four thousand layaway. Yes, that's news. What about sports?
Phills beat the Cubs four to three of extra innings
last night. They do it again this evening, six forty five.
Start listening to the game right here at ZXL.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
We are your.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Official Philadelphia Phillies radio station, and there's some basketball and
hockey on two. But there you go. That's news. That's
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hundred point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station, ZXL Morning Show,

(08:35):
Well hunchre point seven ZXL South Jerseys rock station ZXL
morning show worked like a charm man. Facebook Marketplace is fantastic.
It is, it is. It is fun to go and
shop around because I buy nonsense on it, so do I. I'll
go on and I'm in search of a legit era

(08:57):
or bubble hockey table, like the like the legit one,
And I found one. Woman won in nine hundred bucks
for I knew it was worth like three grants. Yeah,
it's called the super checks once. It's the one you want,
the one used to have in the arcade in the
eighties and nineties. Yeah, they missed the boat. Yeah, it's
and it's tough, man, because, like we've talked about this,
you get that bubble hockey thing and you just know

(09:18):
that your friends are going to bang it up. Yeah,
they're gonna like they're not gonna take care of your
kids are not going to take care of it. They
don't understand that that thing is a classic. Yeah, because
I saw when the New Yorkcade and Brigantine over the weekend.
What do the kids do. They grabbed the handles, start
pushing on it, like, yeah, dude, that's the foosball table,
the foodsball table. You gave me. Yeah, I saw people
beating that thing. That's the thing. Little kids go there
and they just start jamming the the the the arms

(09:41):
of the foosball table, and I'm like, you know, so
come on, man. So years ago I was a sucker
and I did a thing where somebody was selling an
old play set for two fifty but I had to
move it. I had to get a flat bed. My
buddy had truck. Talking like a like a like guys
with me to pull it out. Man, you're talking like
a like a like your backyard, like one of the

(10:01):
place sets in your bag, a swing in the slide
and all that stuff. But normally it's like twenty five
hundred bucks new. But I'm not gonna buy new, Dude.
I did that. Me and my buddy. We built one
from scratch. Oh yeah. Was it like the bunk beds
and Stepbrothers suit. It was, you know, it was one
of the things you buy it, but you gotta put
it together. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Oh dude, that
was a day in it. That was a whole day,

(10:23):
and you want to day. Yeah, you wanted to hang
yourself by the end of the day because this thing
was just a pain. In the ass to put together.
It's always one of those things you have to have
one of your buddies come over, and that buddy doesn't
want to be there on a Saturday afternoon. Buddy was
a country kids. You know, it's not his kids. He
had the good tools. Yeah, if you had an actual screwdriver.
So I put it. I'm like, I'm looking at this thing.
I want it out of here. My wife's like, a
it's the place. I was like, the kids haven't been

(10:44):
on a place set in a year. Maybe once down,
once down the slide. By the time your kids are eleven,
it's done. Yeah. And I'm not attracting other kids from
the neighborhood. I don't care about them. I don't want
them here really because me, I had a van and
some candy and loose. Yeah. My kid thinks you're some
type of child predator. So I put it up. I'm like, okay,

(11:05):
I put it up for by the way, that is
not true.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
No.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
I put it up for one hundred dollars on marketplace.
F I'm like, but you have to come. I would
have taken it. You know what, I would have taken it.
Take you two hundred dollars to get it out of
my yard. I just want it out of my yard,
and I don't want to deal with you. Just said
about bunk beds. I did that with a bunk bed.
I put it out on the street. All the parts
were there, it was it was dessembled, and I said, look,

(11:27):
it's free, but it's a pain in the ass. Think
your problem. You just I want nothing to do with it.
But it's free. Just take it, and you gotta put
it together. So I get one hit from a I
don't know. I think it's an amigo from like Millville
or viol In one of the others. But he's he
wanted to set for a hundred bucks. So I'm not
even there. Of the weekend, I said, listen, the backyard
is open. I was shocked. This guy came him his uh,

(11:50):
his wife, and like another friend. And then I see
like two other guys pop up. So we must have
called in for reinforcements. Yeah. I got back from Brigantine.
Thing was going that was one hundred dollars under my mat.
It was perfec gunness too.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
Man.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
He easily just could have taken it and ran. Sure. Yeah, yeah,
I watched this guy to dude all day long. I'm like, bro,
I feel your pain. I know the aggravation. Even thearrow
of the weekend. I said, listen, the backyard is open.
I was shocked. This guy came him his wife and
like another friend, and then I see like two other
guys pop up. So we must have called in for reinforcements. Yeah,
I got back from brigantine. Thing was going. That was

(12:23):
one hundred dollars under my mat. It was perfect gunness too, man,
he easily just could have taken it and ran. Sure. Yeah, yeah,
I watched this guy to dude all day long. I'm like, bro,
I feel your pain. I know the aggravation. I can't
imagine taking it apart. Again, I'm putting it together. Was
a pain in the ass. I can't imagine taking it apart.
And he took it way way down because again I
had like six guys, so we all grabbed like a

(12:44):
big section and got to get them. They're one of
those things, man, where on Facebook yard sale people are
just giving them away for free pool tables. Pool tables
are like, sure, people just want him out of their house.
So but then you got you gotta get it out,
and people are like, like you said, hey, I just
want it out, but I'm not helping you. It's on

(13:06):
you to do this. And that's why, dude, I never
got a piano. I would I do? I do it
in the second, but you need like nine guys to
carry a piano. My buddy did this stupid move. He
got a piano. It was me, him and another guy
that piano. Pool tables are like, people just want him
out of their house. So but then you got you
gotta get it out and people are like like you said, hey,

(13:30):
I just want it out, but I'm not helping you.
It's on you to do this. And that's why dude,
I never got a piano. I would I do? I
do it in the second, but you need like nine
guys to carry a piano. My buddy did this stupid move.
He got a piano. It was me, him and another
guy that piano has It's made of steel inside of
the piano. It was the heaviest piece of equipment thing

(13:52):
I've ever moved in my life. And you know how
dumb I am. We were on and go, oh my god,
you got a piano, Let me play for you. So
he had to be traveling for Melanic City to Philadelphia,
down the Black Horse Pike, not even taking the expressway. No,
the black bike. Yeah, like I dodged the expressway because
I don't want to pay the toll. So well, he's no, no, no.
What happens, dude, is he gets a nail in the
tire of the bus and they have to pull into

(14:13):
my development. And then you see, I'm like the third
house in. So he's gonna pull in them and he's
gonna make it to my house. You're right, he would
be near your house. And then he's gonna he's gonna
knock on the door and he's gonna say, hey, I
need you know, I need to use the phone because
I have a house phone now, yeah, you know, And
I let him use the house phone. And that's when
he sees the piano, and then I get a private concert.

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He goes by the guy who has the car up
in the driveway on the blocks, who sat it there
for years. The guy, Yeah, that guy, Yeah, thank you.
Maybe he'll knock on that door first, but they're they're
kind of shut it. We need to get you a piano. Look,
I got a parent tickets go see the Beach Boys
Ocean City Music Pier. You want to go see the
Beach Boys, Ocean City Music, Pier six zero nine six

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seven six zero nine six seven seven hundred and seven
six zero nine six seven seven hundred seven six zero
nine six seven seven hundred and seven, Beast Boys, Motion
City Music. Here We Get Back, Rocks, Joe Rock Moves. Hey,
here's some rock news for you. How can you pull

(15:19):
this up? Dude? This is this is sad man because
this guy was a banger. He had some big hits.
Him and the family Sly Sly Stone from Sly and
the Family Stone died yesterday at the age of eighty two. See,
I don't even know he was still alive, like you
would think he would pop up in like, you know,

(15:41):
like an American Music Awards. I did so, okay, So
he super big crackhead, goes away in the seventies pretty
much for like twenty thirty years. Then he popped up
like ten years ago at like the American Music Awards, okay,
and he just came out and banger, dude, you thank you,

(16:04):
let me do dude, friend, Yeah right, and uh and
he's killing it and then goes away again. And so
he's laid low when they clean him up for one
night I think so, dude, he was living in a Winnebago.
That's you put that with a cool in a gang. Dude.
Oh my god, stood pedograss. I'm gonna still like that. Like, no,

(16:25):
Teddy Pendograss is not so a lot, damn it. Oh no,
poor Teddy. Didn't a speaker fall on him? I told him,
that's a speaker fall on me. It doesn't, doesn't. I
don't think Teddy if I remember correctly, and I don't
know how we got on Teddy Pendograss. He was on
stage and you know, like one of those speakers that
hang above you. Yeah, it fell and he became a quadriplegia.

(16:49):
That's how he got hurt. I think, oh my god.
I could be wrong, but I'm almost positive that's somebody
that wears the black pants and the black shirt. Didn't
secure the speaker, secure the speaker and it. But we're
talking about sly Stone, dead yesterday at the age of
eighty two. Now, yeah, can we can we can? Can
you give me some some sly in the family?

Speaker 4 (17:07):
Stone?

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Yeah, man started has a radio DJ and then ended
up he was a he's a dude. What do they
what do they call that? Where you just pick up
an instrument and play it awesome, like Prince Like Prince
was cool. And he played keyboards for Dion Warwick, the
Righteous Brothers and Marvin Gay. We're starting the family Stone

(17:43):
in nineteen sixty seven. Righteous Brothers Righteous They'd be kind
of a dud. He played with a lot of cool bands.
Rest in Peace, Slyestone. Michael Anthony from van Halen. He
said that he does really regret that Van Halen as
a whole went out with a whimper instead of a bang.
He said, we should have gone out with a freaking

(18:04):
big bang that shook the world, one big last four,
and we didn't. He said, there absolutely was talks of
us all getting together. He said he did have issues
with Eddie. They never made amends before Eddie died, but
he said he had. You know, he's he's good with
Wolfgang and his son, who ended up replacing him in

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van Halen.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
And he said it's a shame. He said, it's a
shame that van Halen couldn't have gone out in a
big way. Like how bad can you hate somebody? I mean,
did you sleep with his wife sheild girlfriend? You you
do think you think Michael Anthony threw at the valley,
but that would happened. I don't know, how do you
hate somebody that bad? It's just it. Just on stage

(18:48):
and play your dumb instrument. Yeah, just and I mean
you don't have to hang out like I think Motley
Cruez is the perfect example of that. Those guys at
one point despise each other, but you just you just
get through it and you just go out. You go
out on tour like that's what you do, right, Like
the guys in Kiss they hated each other, they went
out on tour the business. Rod Stewart has canceled six

(19:10):
of his upcoming American concerts. He is recovering from the flu.
When you're eighty, that's very important. I guess it's under
a blanket. He's got a thermometer. He's gotta go that
feeling rod up with you. He's got a heating pad.
He said. I had to cancel and reschedule my next
six concerts in June as I continue to recover from
the flu. He's getting ready. He's got a big show.

(19:32):
He's playing what they call the Glastonbury Festival in England.
Uh so he's gonna be doing that. It's a big deal.
So he actually has Ronnie Wood, his former bandmate from
the Faces, joining him for that show. So so yeah,
so get get well soon, Rod. And those are all
West coast shows. It looks like his East Coast shows

(19:52):
are still scheduled, so hopefully he he's good for when
he comes. I believe he's playing the Man Music Center
and I think he might be playing the Hard Rock Okay, yeah,
he's coming around here. He's coming, He's coming. He's got
doing a couple of shows local. So there you go.
Some rock news for you. One of life's greatest mysteries
has finally been solved. Let the Dogs Out A undred

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point seven is the EXLS out Jerseys Rock Stations the
Xcel show streaming on the iHeart Radio app. We are
definitely right now in the school's almost over and nothing's
getting done. Phase my little guys. He's telling me. He's like,
he's like, yeah, they're starting to roll the TVs into

(20:37):
the room and stuff. And that was always that was
always like the teachers the last like two weeks of school,
just looking for stuff to do so they don't have
to do anything. And even yesterday wasn't feeling like he
was fine. But my wife's like, let him stay home
from school. It's it's what they're not doing anything. And
because my wife and I have two separate ideas is

(21:00):
when it comes to school, like I'm very diligent, a
bit like be in school, go to school, don't be late.
You know, you like him to attend, attend school. I
missed more than fourteen to fifteen days a year. My
wife is very much it's it's sweatever. Yeah, just just
let him take off when he wants to take off.
So he missed two days last week. We took him

(21:21):
up the Boston to go see a game at Fenway.
He took two days off last week. So yesterday my
wife's like, he's not feeling great, just let him stay home.
And I'm like I was like, okay, And the truth
is he didn't miss anything, right, No, of course you're not.
He's not missing like I think he had field day
the other day. They just go through like water balloons
at each other. So like it's that it's the end

(21:45):
of the year. All I want to know, and maybe
COVID did this to me where I stopped caring. I
just want to know he's getting to the next grade, right,
it's it. I don't give you a move. I could
care less about grades I could get Just tell me
he's moving on to the next grade. That's all. The
only problem with us in him missing school is he
thinks that if he misses school, he don't have to
make it back up. Like he I don't know, he

(22:07):
got some type of I don't know, I don't know,
good grades or something like that. So they had they
had like a day off. Well now he's missing that assignment.
I'm like, bro, just because you have the day off,
like I mean, you're going to school. But they I
don't know, there was some I don't know, some field
trip or something like that, is some park or whatever.
But you still have to make that stuff up. So
my kid is off, he's off today, Then why don't

(22:29):
off today? Don't know? Why don't we go over in
a week? Wrap? Wrap it up there? I guess they
have to go with a certain amount of days. They
have to go days. I can a budt man want
something like that. We were in Tennessee. So a friend
of ours, like his kid has already missed like ten
days or something to school. Not because he's a bad parents,
because they do things like they're going on trips. Like

(22:49):
I don't know. If my kid misses fifteen days because
he's with his family, then I don't know. Man, if
he makes up the work, then we're away. They they're
gonna make him go to Now they have to you
miss more than ten days at this guy's school. We
go to court and there's a true at office. True
used to be scared of the true office. Yeah, who's
this clown? Dude? As a kid, that would be like

(23:12):
dangling over your head where it's like, oh, if you
missed school, the truant officer is gonna come find you.
And I guess I get it, because like, if my
kid misses more than ten days, we're good parents. We're
going on vacations. I don't know. Maybe we go to Disney,
we do Tennessee, we we take off like you took
your kid to Boston. But I guess for parents that
are just like crackheads and are falling asleep and passing
out and your kid does miss twelve days, I mean

(23:33):
maybe that family does need to be in court so
you could see the you know, you know, see how
this kid is living. Yeah, dude, I well, now it's
the end of school, so teachers don't care, kids don't care.
It's the we're just we're just trying to get through
the days. Last year, June teeth fell in the school year,
like the teeth, and they had to go back like

(23:54):
the next day, okay, last package all this stuff up
and have them finish up this to I get it
at it. Maybe we had a snow day or two
they had to fill the quota of days. His last
day was on a Monday, Yeah, why why? And my
wife's like, let him just stay home. I go, he
can't miss his last day, like it's his last day
at school and it was his last day in a

(24:15):
school that he was leaving. And I'm like, I'm not
letting them stay home as last day at school. And
they have for for snow days. They all have computers now,
so I don't know, put a put a masked text
out that all the parents are emails saying, hey, make
sure they do this today, and then wrap it up. Yeah,
getting anything done right now? Those kids. He's fun to watch.
It's fun to watch because it's just it's the slide

(24:36):
into not caring. Oh yeah, you just and here's okay
with it. I'm not saying there's anybody with My kid
has a swagger about him because he's like, I got
all e's and b's. I don't care. Yes, there is
like he's like, what are they going to come at
me with? Right? Like you and even says that to me,
like what are you going to come at me with?
I'm a good kid. I get good grades right, Like

(24:56):
what so what? What? What do you get mad at
me about? And I don't know what happen with my kid?
He's got like an eighty nine in math last week
had an eleven? What happened? What was this magic assignment
in math that he went up? I don't know seventy
some points. I think COVID just broke everybody. It did.
And I think COVID broke everybody, including teachers. And I
love teachers. This is not a knock on teachers. I

(25:18):
mean teachers get should get paid more. I grew up
with a family of teachers. But but yeah, I know
this time here my mom, dude, my mom was so
checked out by June, like it just it was when
she was a teacher, she could care less. Man. That
last day of school, she kicked the kids in the
ass out of the room like she like she she

(25:39):
you know, she's like, get out of here. I don't
want to see you anymore. She's Bradley Cooper and a hangover.
You don't know me, I don't exist. Goodbye, don't ask
me any questions. Look we get back, we'll knock out
some munch.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Live love trash, anything thirty on nothing, anything racket rock
or roughings, love frash.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
There's some trash for you. Michael Jordan's son, Marcus Jordan,
who got arrested for a dui. His trial got pushed back,
so us he's a free man for at least a
couple more months. Jordan walks in there, signs basketball for
the judge. We're down here, that's all he's now his
So Marcus Jordan interesting. He was dating Scottie Pippens's ex wife. Yeah,

(26:38):
if you're Jordan, You're like, come on, man, you can't
find somebody else. Come on, man, it's amazing. Jordan's got
a bunch of boys. None of them. None of them
were really good at basketball. Yeah they were. Those kids
aren't good either, but they play in the NBA. Well, yeah,
Lebron really looks for his kids to play in the

(26:58):
NBA and I mean his kid did Okay, I mean
I think, dude, once Lebron retires, that kid goes away forever. Well,
they thought he made the Lakers draft this kid higher
than he should have been. Yes, that's while you're out
of the playoffs, Lebron, and so yeah, and I mean
Lebron's my age. So it's like, why he's going to

(27:19):
retire soon? Lakers are just shaking their heads and they're
just like, now we're stuck with this kid. Uh. Remember
Kate Upton, Yes, she's married. She's married to Jason Verlander.
The picture and she was she was you know, dude,
she was smoking hot back in the day. Well, she
just celebrated her thirty third birthday and put up a

(27:40):
bunch of pictures of her almost naked. And she still
looks hot. Thirty third birthday, thirty third Oh what the
poster I have? Where was she ten when she took it?
It was, dude, that was about ten years ago, and
she was like, she was smoking hot. Yeah. I remember
Jason Verlander is pitching against the Phillies in the playoffs.

(28:04):
I don't know because he's played for nine thousand teams
and she was in the stands dude, and and the
Philly fans were so mean to her, and they were
screaming at her. And she's just trying to enjoy the
game and watch her husband. It's a family member. Don't
bring him to a Philly game, like your mom can't
even watch a game. And he Uh, there's a bunch

(28:25):
of pictures I think of him and her, like a
bunch of sex pictures that came out where like his
dongs out. I think they might have been having sex. Yeah,
you google that, give me a favorite google that. I'll
do it on a station computer. Uh. Now you have
your finger on the polls of music because you're South

(28:47):
Jersey's number one mobile DJ. Oh yeah, yeah, I look
at the Billboard charts every week. But you got uh chaboozi. Yeah,
he's still a thing. I tell you what that Uh,
I don't know, So I don't know is uh it's
called a bar song. Everybody the club getting a little tipsy. Yeah, okay,
I know, Okay, gotcha. Uh it just hit one billion streams,

(29:11):
So one billion people have streamed shaboozy song. I'm is it,
I'm not tipsy is the name of the song. It's
called a bar, A bar saw okay, so it's got
the uh, it's got the another whiskey that way right.
It's kind of a playoff for the old Who was
the other guy that actually did Tipsy? Who's there's another guy? Yeah?

(29:35):
Now there was a song called Tipsy Jay Kwan I
think it was Ja Kwan. I don't know. Due Okay,
now you now you're getting way in the weeds.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Country singer Connor Smith. Uh, this is scary man, me
and you. We've been to Nashville. You know it gets
busy right like it's it's there's a hustle and bustle.
There's a lot of bars, a lot of people drinking. Uh.
Country star Connor Smith. Don't know who he is. Never
heard a song that he he ever sang. He was
behind the wheel killed a woman in an intersection. A

(30:06):
woman was seventy seven years old. She was crossing the
street Sunday. It does not say if he was drunk er.
She was rushed to Vanderbilt Medical Center and she died.
So's He does live in Nashville, So it could have
just been him just driving and by accident hit somebody,
or he could have been drunk behind the hill Nashville

(30:30):
nine times out of ten, somebody's going to be drinking. Yep, yeah,
what you're doing Nashville, but you don't drive. We talked
about it in headlines. Blake Lively had a big win yesterday.
A judge dismissed a four hundred million dollar lawsuit against
her and Deadpool and the guy Justin Bolt Donnie who

(30:50):
was her co star who she's suing for sexual harassment.
They threw out his his countersuit for four hundred million
bucks yesterday, So a big win for them. There you go,
some trash for you. Hey, good morning, z XL, Good morning,
good man, doing well, buddy, Thanks for asking. What's your name? Bill?

Speaker 4 (31:11):
All right? Bill?

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Or Phil? Not like Phil McCracken. Nah No, not him.
I'm sure you get that all the time. I wake
it to ze XL Workforce by the day, Man, you
got the Beach Boys tickets. It is a family friendly show,
so you can bring the entire family with you. Wasn't
the place now, Jojo, me and you grew up in
the around the same area. Wasn't the place on seventy

(31:34):
three with the guy from Mad magazine? The big statue?
Wasn't that? Mister Bills? That is mister bills Yes, their
bill is I just ate breakfast there yesterday. No you didn't, Bill,
Yeah I did, Yeah I did. Yeah, mister bills Man.
That was always growing up. That was halfway to the
shore when you passed the big the big what's the

(31:57):
guy's name from Mad magazine because that's what it looks like. Yeah. Yeah,
I don't know if they got is there some time
a copyright? And once you once you passed that, uh yeah,
once you passed that, it was halfway you were almost
to Ocean City. Yeah. I remember a buddy of mine
in high school. His big thing was he was gonna

(32:19):
try and saw it down. Yeah, my buddy, uh, Brian Bowman,
rest in peace. I believe you passed away. He he
had the idea, him and another guy, we're gonna try
and saw down, which is what you do when you're
a kid. Yeah, you saw it down and like, well,
now where are you now? It's like, are you gonna
try and take it in the back of a truck?
The thing is huge? I'll take years later. I delivered

(32:41):
ice there and you would have to go and the
family that owned it, they lived next door, yep, and
you would have to knock on their front door to
deliver ice to like a shed in the back. Yeah, yeah,
still there. A matter of fact, it changed hands. Yeah,
bought it. You can't take that thing down. And they
put a lot of money into it. Man, and dude,

(33:01):
it's still packed. People love mister Bill's on seventy three spot.
All Right, Bill, Bill, what do you do? Cool? I
did construction? All right, Bill? Who does construction? You're going
to the beach boys Ocean City Music pe all right, awesome,
thank you guys. Yeah, man, Yeah, there was that, and
there was a there was mister Bill's who people wanted
to try and steal. It was a huge sign. Mister
Bills had the Alfred Y Newman side. He's holding an axe,

(33:24):
isn't he? No, I don't think he's holding anything, just
standing there. Yeah. There was a Trio Tires girl. Yes,
that's on the black Horse. That's where I grew up.
I grew up two minutes from there. That was in
the black Horse Pike in Gloucester Township. I know because
I was banging a girl. Who was she? You made
a left at the Trio Tires girl. She was down

(33:44):
like a R side And I think that's still there. Yeah,
the girl I was banging, or the boats. Both they
are probably both still there. There are both still. There
was Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench at one Summerdale. No, no, no, no,
it was on Was it on the white Horse Pike?
Was it the original with the original arts, Yes, it's

(34:08):
it's the white Horse Pike right outside of like Autumn Bond,
yes area. Yeah, yeah, it was sit on a bench, man,
And that thing was hard to get. But that I mean,
as a kid, you got We did get a mannequin
which I had for years, and we got that from
a garden shop. But just the rush man stealing something,
I don't forget two o six. There's Mighty Joe Young,

(34:29):
the monkey, the big grill. Yeah, I would get the
girl eyes at night light up, that's awesome. Yeah, and
it's some reason it's at a gas station. Yeah, I
don't get that. I don't know. That was the thing
I guess was to make like that would make you known,
was the dude with these stupid statues. But they're still
they're still kicking. Man, that monkey will look great. Of course,

(34:50):
we got the stupid elephant in market. We should go
after Lucy. We should steal losing imagine that. Yeah, dude,
I believe Lucy even made an appearance in Wordwalk Empire. Okay, yeah,
because that that thing's like one hundred and fifty years
old something like that. Into a hotel, can I say
it was? It was back in the day a hotel.
It's not anymore, but back in the day it was

(35:11):
a hotel. So yeah, man, I guess that was a
thing that was like a very fifties and sixties thing
to put these big statues up to advertise your business. Yeah, kids, nowaday,
they're too lazy, man, they won't try and steal anything.
I don't know, dude, it'd be so hard. But I
had a buddy, dude. He would go in the bars
and his whole thing was act like you belong to

(35:33):
act like it belongs to you, right. He would steal
neon signs from bars just walk out, like you just
just walk out. Yeah, yeah, like like like I'm the
manager and I'm just taking it down and it's broken
or something, and he just walk out with him be like,
how did you do that? You could get one of those, man,
that's gold, dude. And when we were in college it
was stupid, but street signs were awesome. Yep, we stole

(35:54):
so many street signs somewhere there's no stop sign. It's
just caused accidents. Yeah, it was a four way stop,
now it's a three way stop, and some poor woman
got blasted. Look we get back, we'll knock out some
The XL Morning Show right here at this radio station
one hundred boy seven z XL, South Jersey's rock station,
streaming on the iHeartRadio app. Dude, I had to be

(36:15):
reminded by my son yesterday. He hits me up right
like he's going to school. He y, and he works.
He he waiters and bartends and stuff while he's going
to school. And he lives with my ex wife, so
every anytime he gets days off, he comes down and
hangs out. But he works a lot. And he's, like,

(36:37):
I said, going to school. Good. We're supposed to be
doing he supposed to be doing. Dan's right, he's twenty two,
supposed to be doing that. He texted me yesterday and goes, yo,
i'll be down this weekend. And I was like, oh, yeah,
you're not working, like for what and he goes, dude,
it's Father's Day right, And I was like it is,
so hey, kids, out there. It's Father's Day, so make

(36:58):
sure you take care of your dad. Make sure you
take care of pops. And if you're a wife out there,
make sure your kid we do it for you for
Mother's Day. Make sure your kids do something for dad
and don't do socks or a tie, you know, do
something nice for dad or or leave them alone. That
could be a nice thing for fathers. I told my
wife's like, what do you want? I was like, I
don't need anything. Anything I anything I want, I'll just

(37:21):
go buy I can. Just you know, there's nothing I
really need, like I'm looking for. I don't know, do
lawn mower or something. I just get it when I
need it. I said, I want to bang you twice
on the weekend for each child I want to recreate. Well,
when I am pregnant, her pregnant twice. That's it. So
I'm gonna bang you once for the first kid you're
gonna get. You're gonna get her pregnant twice in a weekend. Yeah. Oh,
kids are in school, they're not listening anyway, so that's fine.

(37:42):
So uh yeah, that's that's what I want. I don't know,
it's they always do cool little things and one year
I got when I get I don't know what. I
got something. Oh I got an Apple Watch that was
kind of cool, but I don't need anything kind of now.
But it's it's it's I don't know, you put effort
in there. It's I'll tell you whatever. I always go

(38:03):
above and beyond, like, oh my god, that's awesome so much.
My kids are pretty good with with gifts. They they
always come through with with something good. My son, for
some reason has got me action figures like of like
old school superheroes did that, like from the eighties, and uh,

(38:24):
we're forty five, right, I'm forty five. I don't play
with them. I hang them up. Yeah, and so like
the Blue Beetle is my favorite comic book guy, right
and uh and so like he'll get me like old
school Blue Beetle stuff. But dude, he's putting thought it right. Yeah,
he's going down there, he's making a thought for it.
That's all you want. My you know that, my like

(38:45):
my daughter one year got me like a Friday the
thirteenth Camp Crystal Lake sign right like stuff like that.
They're putting thought into it. You really do live the
life of a child. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Like I
got like if I got like an LT starting Lineup
action figure or whatever, I'd put it down in my
man cave, put it up there somewhere. Or Buddy Mark,

(39:07):
he got me a Don mccowski starting Lineup figure which
hangs in my grass. He's not your son, he's not
my son. He's a creepy guy. He's a creepy guy
that we're friends with. And uh, yes, the magic man
Don mccowski. You should have had a bigger career, but
Brett fav ruined it. It's and it sits right there.
And yet, like my wife just got me a bo

(39:29):
Jackson poster. You've wanted for years a card detail, card detail?
Can they just get you a car detail? For I
almost want to get you one because I feel bad,
like every year, every year, that's all I asked for,
Just get me a card detail, and I've never gotten. Like,
you're okay? Your daughter could go car detail. They could
all pitch in, Yeah, your son ought to go a
thirty pack of of uh what are you checking out?
Bud Light Miller Lights Light? No, yeah, come on, dude,

(39:53):
ruined that bud You ought to come strong with a
thirty pack of Miller Light Happy. Tell you what I'll
this is where I'm I'm look, I'm proud of my kids.
My kids are smart, they're they're the responsible, they're good kids. Dude,
my son when he rolls down to the house, you know,
he always comes heavy with booze. He should he's twenty two. Yeah,
he comes in, man, he comes in with booze for him.

(40:16):
He comes in with booze for the house. I respect that. Yeah,
that's good. That's a good guy. Man, that's a good that. Dude,
that's a good get right. You don't show up empty handed,
but you don't show up empty handed. You know. Here, pops,
let's have a beer together. Yeah, you know what, let's
see I'll throw out a couple of good gifts. If
my wife got me, uh and you would do a
lawn service. So I'll have to mow my lawn one week.
That would be a cool gift. Listening something like that. Yeah, yeah,

(40:39):
I usually don't need anything, though, man, Yeah, it's always
a big father's day. Like, I don't know, riting lawnmowers
they're cool. I don't know. Usually, man, I just want
to be like I just I'm I'm big, like just
have everyone together like that. That's that's it. I know
that sounds stupid, but just have everybody at the house
because you know, once again we're all split up. Man,
it's you know, the kids are are running around, they're
in college, they're can get everyone together. I want my

(41:02):
wife to care about Father's Day as much as I
care about Mother's Day, which is hardly at all. To
be honest with you, I treat I treat it like
a queen all year, every day, every day Mother's Day.
Come on, what make me dinner? I don't. I just
made your dinner all last week and breakfast and I
do the dishes. Look we uh we get back. I
will do a think on you think you have You

(41:23):
think you've got it bad. I don't think we have
it bad. A couple in the UK, yeah I get this.
Police are busy, you know, and their car got stolen.
A couple's car got stolen, so they called the police.
They found the car and stole it back from the
guys who stole their car. So I don't I mean

(41:47):
at that it's your car, right, so you just steal
it back. I think that's okay. It should be okay.
It might be unsafe. Yeah, you don't know what these
thieves are up to. But the cops were busy, couldn't
get to these people. You know a lot of times,
like a car theft is to a cop, it's like
I got other stuff to do before I get to you,
life threatening usually, So they tracked down the car and

(42:11):
stole it back from the thiefs. I like that, that's
a movie. Yeah, man, I think that's okay. It sucks
for the thieves, you know now. I mean, how do
you feel now if you're the thief, You're like, You're like, damn,
you got violated, now, dude. I remember I had a
bicycle stolen out of my garage and it was kids
in the neighborhood, right, just kids being dumb. And I

(42:34):
went on the Facebook page of my neighborhood thing right,
this is like maybe ten years ago. Uh, and I
was like, all right, I know one of your stupid, ugly,
you know, entitled kids stole my bike. I want to
know which one, and I want the bike back at
my house. In an out, Oh send you, no questions, asked, dude.

(42:57):
I went up and a mom reached out to me
and she goes, it was my kid she goes, my
kid is a mess. I know it's him and his friends.
She goes, it's sitting on the side of my house. Yeah,
he's thirty four years old. He got a dewey and
he is addicted to drugs. And I said, and I
thanked her man, and I was like, I was like,
I was like, thank you. I go, I go. You know,

(43:17):
I'm sorry that I, you know, called your child all
those names. And she goes, nobody, you were right, he
is all those things you called him, and that the
bike is on the side of the house. Please come
pick it up. And I'm so apologetic. Hopefully it's straightened
the kid out. You know it one hundred didn't you
know that kid is still a mess. I think they
got evicted like a monthly. Oh Jesus, yeah. Uh. A

(43:43):
zebra somehow was roaming the streets of Tennessee. He was
in Christiana, Tennessee, just walking the streets and somehow he
was captured by helicopter near a zear lifted to an

(44:05):
animal trailer where he's taken to like like like a zoo,
like like you know, one of those facilities. But it's
just a picture of a zebra and he's in like
a bag. Oh yeah, the little cradle they put him
in the carried by a Helicopter's gotta be like, what's
going hold going on? First of all, why do you

(44:25):
have a zebra in Tennessee? Is that it was here
near zoo? Or is one of these things trailers where
they bring on the kids parties and they bring the
beaten animals there, so the kids camped them. Remember the
woman up by Great Adventure who had the tigers and
they got loose and there was a tiger just roaming
the streets of Jackson. Sure, that's what it does, and
it's mal a kid. A two hundred year old mint
conditioned condom has been put up for on display in Amsterdam,

(44:48):
believed to be made of sheep's appendix and featured an
erotic print on it showing a nun and three clergyman. Uh.
It's called a luxury souvenir. Is the first ever contraceptive
she to be added to the museum's art collection. How
was it? Two hundred year old mint conditioned condo? You
know there's guys out there that have the same condom

(45:08):
in their wallet and it's got a picture on it.
They put some real. I'm looking at it. They put
some real effort into the artwork on this condom that's
pretty neat but now maybe made with sheep appendix. But
in order to do the artwork on the condom, does
it have to be on a writ penis because it's
got to be hard, right, Gonna put something in question,
that's a that's a tough question to answer. You don't

(45:29):
paint on like a wrinkle canvas, do you guys? Got
I don't have answers to Okay, well you should have
done the story there you go those people they have
a bed you South Jersey's rock station and excel More
shot it though. Man, I'm losing I'm losing trust in doctors,
mine especially. I have to go for a test today. Okay,

(45:52):
now can I do it? I look at other friends
and I see these guys in the way they eat
and everything else. There's not an ounce of exercise or
any thing that these guys do. Yeah, and they seem
to be just fine because they don't go to a doctor. Yeah.
I always want to bring one along with me to
my doctor and say, well, listen, I know you're ragging
on me. I get it. I need to drop like
twenty five thirty pounds. I get it. But my friend here,

(46:13):
he just had a red bull in a cheese steak
for breakfast. He's almost too eighty and he just built
a house. I want to bring somebody who's worse than
I am. There is a part of me that does believe.
And maybe this is nonsense, but when you start going
to more and more doctors, you start to believe whatever
they tell you and you actually start to have it right, Yeah,

(46:35):
that's right, like you just like you just really start
what's the uh that stupid book The Secret? Right? Like
you can manifest it you And when you go to
a doctor and they tell you all these things and
they put you on all these drugs, you start to
manifest the issue they gave you. It's like I'm trying
to lose weight. So I put a picture of Tom
Hanks in the movie Philadelphia towards the end of the

(46:56):
middle the Middle, I put. You don't want the end,
you want the middle of Philadelphia. I went middle end.
You're in the middle of, not that end. That's where
he looks. He looks the best. So I put a
picture of him up on my refrigerator. So trying to
manifest the fact that I could get down to one
hundred and twelve pounds. I do Matthew mcconaughhan Dallas buyers
another correct picture up there, yea, and I go, that's

(47:17):
that's my goal was, Yeah, one hundred and thirty. I'm
forty five and I want to be one hundred and
eighteen pounds. So I think the test today he's sending
me to which by the way, they don't take insurance.
But it's only ninety nine dollars out of pocket. Dude.
That used to be COVID. Dude. COVID was such a
racket where we were required to take tests to come
in the work. Oh yeah, and it was seventy five

(47:37):
dollars a test and I had. Dude. They asked me
at the clinic that I went to, why are you
here again? I said, because I need to get three
negative tests in a row. It cost me money each
time we found out that our owner was getting sued. Yeah,
he had to make sure he was doing everything by
the book. Yeah, because you have so many old people here,
we don't want to kill him. So today the test
is is I think it's so my u to see

(47:59):
if my arteries are clogged. Ekg. Now, so you're gonna
get on a treadmill and they're gonna do they're gonna
wire you all up. I did that one before this one.
I lay on a table and there's like a ring
that goes around me to scan around my heart? Are
you doing? Do you have to track of it all?
Are they Are they giving you like do you have

(48:22):
to like take anything like if it's flowing? Yeah, yeah,
that's a big one, dude. Yeah, they can see if
you're gonna die. Yeah, that's where I'm going today. This
if I'm gonna die, Yeah, that's a that's a that
that means your doctor is concerned. Imaging network tests is
what this is. Yeah, yeah, I'll be there. Yeah they're good.
So there, okay, all right, Yeah, I mean that's but again,

(48:45):
I look at looking for a co host next week.
My friends are really really closer to dying than me. Yeah,
but you're just this is just a precaution. I mean,
I guess I don't know. I was dizzy last week
at the deck, so I just I mean, I'll be honest.
You had to scrapple what my house almost passed out.
Maybe this is for the best. O. Good luck. Everybody,
thanks your calling. They always welcomed on the show. Glamor

(49:07):
you old part of it. Stay there, let's get off
a rock block. It's one hundred point seven EXL South
Jersey's rock stations z XL Morning Show.

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When you're smiling, when smiling, when you're.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
Smiling, smiling, I'm over smiles at you, and when you're loving.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Oh you love. Man, the sun comes shining through, shining
when you're crying. Let you bring on the rind. Are
gonna stop your shining, stop your side, we'll you be
happy to Where are you smiling? Let's you smiling, keep
on smiling, keep mind smiling. I'm smile dropping out, man,

(49:46):
I know you guys are all my love. Took me
guys on my way and work. She's like, yeah, warming
up ship and I'm like, I'm about here. We're rocking. Hey,
thank you you shot You're the best. How you doing? Yeah?
Keep me laughing. Then you guys are going, hey, good
morning guys.

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I would listen to it.

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