TUESDAY 6-24-25

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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
In a world of full mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand above all the rest.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
And this show.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Isn't it?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Ay man? What's out? Good morning? Homie? What's going on
with you? I don't know. So we bomb? We bomb
my rant on Saturday. Yes, and now gas is up
five cents today. Yes, are we feeling that? Now? We're
feeling that squeeze. Apparently that's where we get gas. Now
it's in the middle least drill, baby, drill. I got
a lot of questions. So here's where I don't So

(01:06):
we we bomb. So Israel starts bombing Iran and then Iran,
but they're going back and forth, right, Okay, we really
don't like each other. I don't like each other. And
so then Trump says, give it two weeks, but then
he waits a day and bombs all their nuclear facilities. Cool. Cool,
It looked like it looked really cool. It was a
perfect strategic strike, right and then uh, and then last

(01:30):
night they're like ceasefire, everybody's cool, that's what he's want
And then like an hour ago, Israel started bombing. O. God,
we're dude, it's this is a never ending conflict. The
Middle East is such a disaster and a mess, like
no one's ever gonna fix it, and now we're going

(01:51):
to fill it here with the I don't know, man. Yeah,
we're dude. Yeah, what happened to us getting our own gas? Yes,
we're supposed to drill for a drill this planet to
honestly frack West Atlantic City, a frack everywhere. You could
have frack. You frack me frack. I don't even know
what it is, but you can do it outside our window.
Don't care what fracking is or how loud it would be.

(02:11):
That's fine, you know, Like, yeah, just whatever make gas cheap.
I saw in the three twenty I saw, yeah, I saw. Yeah.
We were down to we were down like two eighty
at some at some places around me, and now it's
creeping back up. Buddy. Yeah, let's see, it's Tuesday today,
and we are gonna find a z XL Saspire Tuesday.

(02:33):
It's ceasefire Tuesday today, along with Taco Tuesday. Look, I'm
looking at it Fox News missiles fired despite ceasefire. Well
then it's not a seaspire. Somebody's gonna win something today.
On the show, Uh rock the Box at Borgatta. They
got great tribute acts coming all summer long. I'm gonna

(02:54):
give you a season pass so you can go see
all of them. We'll do that coming up just a
little bit so one point sevens the XLU Jerseys rock
station CXL Morning Show. Good Morning, everybody, do it live.
I can go alrite it and we'll do it live.
And things sucks. I'm Scotty. Good morning. Here's some news.

(03:18):
Follow us. On a Tuesday, it's warm outside. Authorities charged
eighteen people and seized more than eight kilos of cocaine
as part of a sprawling drug distribution investigation that's banned
from Puerto Rico to South Jersey. Wow, all the way
to South Jersey. During a two month pro investigators were
able to connect cocaine suppliers from Puerto Rico to Salem

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and Mount Holly. The suppliers planned to distribute the drugs
along the East Coast from New Jersey to Massachusetts. I'm
a surprise that Salem. Salem is a weird town. Lad
when you hear those sirens go off, you have fifteen
minutes until that whole nuclear plant melts down. And II
I drive through there quite a bit. So my daughter
goes to a University of Delaware, so I drive through Salem, CA.

(04:00):
It's a weird county. It is. It's like that the
hills have eyes. It's the county that's just forgotten. Nobody
wants to live there. Israel has agreed to the to
US President Donald Trump for a mutual ceasefire, except they
keep bombing Iran. Yeah, did that change by the time
you did the news this morning? Last night they had
a ceasefire, but then Iran's like, no, no, no, We're

(04:22):
still gonna bomb you though. So I don't know if
that's a ceasefire, but Israel said thanks President Trump and
the United States for the support and defense and for
their participation in eliminating the Iranian nuclear threat. Two teenagers
have been charging connection to the shooting death of a
man that happened in South Jersey two weeks ago. The
shooting happened around eleven am Saturday, June fourteenth in Millville.

(04:44):
The victim was identified as a twenty year old Rashad
Rhett of Millville. The sixteen year old boy was charged
with conspiracy to commit murder, unlawful possession of a handgun,
and other related defenses. Officials also said there was a
second team. A nineteen year old James Henry was arrested
on Monday and will be charged with unlawful possession of
a weapon and other related charge. What happened to being

(05:05):
afraid to go to prison? Are kids? Now? I was
scared to death as a kid to go to jail sixteen?
What ruined your entire life over? What? Man? I think
you should be chasing girls and stuff?

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Right?

Speaker 1 (05:15):
You say? Or you thrown down like just fists on
the playground. That's how we did it back in the day.
That's news. What about sports fills off yesterday? They take
on the Astros tonight eight ten. Start listening to the
game right here at ZXL. We are your official Philadelphia
Phillies or radio station. And Jalen Hurts. We all love
Jalen Hurts. He wrote a kid's book. It's gonna be

(05:35):
released released March tenth. What's this year? It's called better
than a touchdown? Okay, what's better than a touchdown? It's
the kid's book. Dude, I don't know so Jalen herits
writing a book. There you go, that's news. That's yeah,
Sunday Today, Hi appen ninety six clouds tonight over No
seventy seven tomorrow for your Wednesday sun clouds high up

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the ninety four to seventy nine outside right now, one
hundred point seven ZXL South Jersey's rock station, z x
L Morning Shows, lunch point seven's the XL South Jerseys
rock stations, the XL Morning Show. I hate to do it,
but I gotta call out Atlantic City and why they
can't seem to get anything right. They can't. It is
it is a shape you've got. You have all the things,

(06:20):
you have everything that Vegas has, and you have an
ocean that Vegas doesn't have, and you can't seem to
make it into a great city to go to. Like
I can't wait to get back to Vegas and hang
out Vegas. I mean, dude, you got you got the
mayor and his wife who is the head of the
school board. You got to start. They're up on charges
of child abuse, yes, any other any other anywhere. Many

(06:43):
of the mayors in the last thirty years have gone
to jail have been criminals. It's it's they can't get
anything right. Like any other job. If those where charges
were up against you, most likely you're not gonna be
working that job anymore. But they can't vote for it.
So whatever. So we go to uh this happened last weekend.

(07:04):
It's kind of a crappy weekend. We're stuck in Brigatine.
So we take our kids to that new arcade over
there at the showboat. Show Boat's not a casino anymore.
They took the casino Floridy made it to this beautiful arcade. Yeah,
it's awesome. Yeah time right, snake eyes or something. Yes,
that's what you take the kids. They like a go
cart track in there too. They got a go cart track. No,
here's here's where they They got that water park right

(07:25):
next door. Yes, we saw the line for the water park. Yep, yep,
like a carnival cruise line. Everybody's excited to get in
there and have a good time. Just get in there
at that water park, like we get to the ark.
You know what they missed a boat on too. Is
you need an arcade game for like for like me,
Like anytime I go to an arcade, I'm looking for
like the retro games like where's Karate Champ, Where's Galagha?
Where's all that? Kids don't want to play that? They

(07:46):
don't do that was it? You know, I've never been
since the showboat has turned into this. Is it aimed
towards children or is it aimed towards the do's like
Dave and Busters? Or is it aimed towards too? You
got the older games, like the ones where you're actually
shooting zombies, like the little legit people. What's the what's
the client tele? Is the clientele young bad people? Yeah? No,

(08:11):
I mean they got games with like yeah, it's mostly
for like for the kids. And they have where you
can you know, the thing where I don't know, you
could win something to normally would cost you ten dollars
at Walmart, but it's forty thousand points. You got to
get the tickets all that. Yeah, it's just something our
kids to do. Like we get them off video games
at home and then we take them toward our caid
we're bigger video games. Well, we did never take my
children to Atlantic. So you get out of the car,

(08:31):
the first thing you hitch is the smell of weed
and vapes and everything else. You're a big smell of urine.
Oh yeah, pee, and everything else is just just bad
dreams and everything about Atlantic City. I was a stock
boy for Bath and body Works, and we never sold
a lotion that smelled like weed and urine. They didn't
want it, nobody. They didn't sell well. And at that point,

(08:53):
now I'm like, this is already a bad idea. You
smell the weed, the vape pen, you get, you're in
a nasty garage. You go down and he like, the
casino's not very nice, like the wallpapers hanging off. It
looks like a place you shouldn't beat. It's my buddy,
and dude, I'm going back. This might be right. As
covid hit, he rented one of the VIP suites at

(09:15):
the show boat, like at the at the tippy top
with the nice deck and everything like that. I imagine
what that looked like, dude. It looked like nothing had
changed from nineteen eighty nine. That's what it was. It
looked like it was almost you felt like you were
in a museum. So I like what they did with this.
So you finally get down to the arcade, after you
walk by, Yeah, what do with the house? Of blues

(09:36):
and stuff. Oh that's is just sitting there, just sitting empty.
That's so sad. Like the arcade is impressive. They got
cool games, they got the other skeet ball and all
you can win tickets and alamar Odom did a celebrity
boxing event there he did, right, he took on Aaron
Carter rest in peace. So you go, you know, you
like you're in the arcade, but they didn't make it
into an arcade. I'm still in an arcade. Looking at

(09:56):
the old cashier boost, they're like closed up. It's still
looks like an arcade. It's like it's but inside of
an old casino. Like I'm very honest with myself, like
I love I converted my garage into it like a
wreck room, but it's still a garage. I don't. I
don't fool myself in thinking that it's something it's not.
It's still a garage. Yeah. That that like that racing

(10:18):
track is where I don't know, crabs tables used to beines. Right,
are you an arcade or you were on a casino
or what what are you doing? Like, let's if we're
gonna do something, let's go one hundred percent at it.
That's a shame, dude. I we used to We used
to have a banger of a time at the show Boat. Yeah,
the House the Blues was awesome. Yeah, we did a
lot of whet me and you did a lot of
stuff with the show Boat. Great shows, man. Yeah, So

(10:40):
now it's just it's an arcade. I also think it's
it's hell up top because I'm walking by what looks
to be like a like a fitness center. So my
ex wife and her boyfriend, she was telling me that
her and her boyfriend he rented a room not knowing show,
but wasn't a casino anymore, so they were going to

(11:02):
see a show at Ocean, so he rented a room
right next door a hotel room. Yeah, and she said
it was disgusting because everyone from the water park was
going into the lobby of the showboat was dirty water
and like sand and everything on the floor. She goes,
we almost just left because we were just we were
kind of disgusted. Yeah, it's exactly what you see. Yeah,

(11:24):
we saw one. Yeah don't no, I'm not now I didn't, dude.
Atlantic City is one of those things where when I
did take my kids to go to like a wrestling
event at borderwalk call or a concert. Dude, I constantly
have like the back of their shirt and I'm like,
don't you don't go anywhere but right next to me.

(11:45):
I took my kids to something. Man, I blindfolded them.
I said, don't look. Was that movie where if you
made a noise the alien killed you. The whole family's blindfolded.
It's a quiet place. Yeah, that's and that's what it is. Man.
You walk the boardwalk and it's nothing but just it's
a wall of pe. That's just it. It's a wall

(12:07):
of pe and you're right weed and it's it's just
like and here's the problem man, Like you go somewhere
outside of Jersey and you tell people where you live
and you were like, yeah, buy Atlantic City, and they're
always intrigued. They're like, oh, Atlantic City, right, boardwalk, Empire,
all that stuff, and you're like, no, Atlantic six sucks.
Like there's a boardwalk, like, I don't know, we're in brigotine.
I'd love to be able to walk on the board

(12:28):
with my kids. I won't take them to Atlantic City
boardwalk now. My mom said it was a guy with
a remote control car with a doll strap to it
that was hitting the people in the back of the legs.
Why would you go to see that? Why don't? Why
don't we would I go to see that? I would too, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
And I are the beach bar still a thing too.
I don't know. I haven't been. I don't know, dude,
that's a problem. Yeah, I haven't been. Atlantic City does

(12:51):
nothing for me. Look, we we get back. We're into
some rock news. But I got rocked the box. Bor
gottas doing some great tribute at Uh. They're gonna do
all summer long, right, and we're gonna give you a
season pass so you get tickets to all the different
tribute acts. We'll hook you up right now. Six zero
nine six seven seven one hundred and seven six zero
nine six seven seven one hundred and seven. We get back.

(13:13):
Who are some rock news? Joe, Joe and Scottie rock news. Hey,
here's some rock news for you. Mick Rouse. You know
who Mick Rouf is? Is He related to Mick Jagger.
He's a founding member of Mott the Hoople and Bad Company.
He died yesterday at the age of eighty one. Please well,

(13:34):
Matt Hoople, Manta Hoople, all the young dudes, Yeah, Harry Tune.
Uh so you know, original founding members of Mont the
Hoople and Bad Company. Paul Rodgers from Bad Company said,
our Mick has passed. My heart just hit the ground.
He has left us with exceptional songs and memories. He
was my friend, my songwriting partner, an amazing and versatile

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guitarist who had the greatest sense of humor. Who's going
to be the last one to go? Who is it
the last? Like rock icon? Who's going to be the
last one to die? Well, dude, they're saying, I mean Philly,
Joel's ready to go soon, right, Philly doesn't look good.
It doesn't look good for Billy Collins. Phil Collins died
two years ago. Dude. Now they're saying Rod Stewart, they're
trying to get him off the booze. Apparently he's he's

(14:18):
eighty one and he's decided now he's going to be
a drunk at eighty. But if you're eighty one, might
as well that's what you're supposed to be doing. Uh,
you got macking Keith. You know they're still going strong.
You know some of these guys are going to be
into their nineties. But how long do they tour. You know,
you got Roger and Pete from the Who. They're still
out there doing it. Ac DC's still out there doing it.

(14:41):
Springsteen he'll never stop. He'll go till he died. He'll
he'll probably drop that on stage. Yeah, he's still doing
like four hour shows, which dude, I saw summer. I
saw Hi last summer. He was awesome, he was It
was a fantastic show. So, I mean, yeah, you know,
but to do a four hours you gotta love what
you do. He loves what he does. Well, yeah, I

(15:04):
mean you want to here's the problem. Forty years ago
he did a four hour show and everyone now expects that.
He probably regrets in nineteen seventy seven doing a four
hour show because now everyone expects a four hour show.
I'll be honest, he could shave an hour official for sure. Yeah,
come on, man, I gotta get I gotta get home.
There's traffic. John Oates from Hall and Oates he's confirmed

(15:29):
that he now is going to have a new album
out and he's going on tour this summer. Is it
original music though? Are we gonna get man?

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Eater?

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Does he have rights to the music? The real music?
This is The point of contention between him and Daryl
Hall was I think Oates was going out and singing
all on Oates songs. But I believe Daryl Hall is
the guy who owns the music, the Hall of Oaks.
So he put out an album. It's a couple of covers.

(16:00):
Doesn't look like it's any Hall and Oates. Nobody, No
one wants that looks like we are going to get
a local show. We have two actual local shows. August seventeenth,
King of Pressia was it fest the Upper Marion Township
Building Park. That's awful. That's like one of those community
centers where the old people go to play the thing
people they go to play yacht se yep. And then

(16:25):
real close we have Millville. He's going to play the
lee Boy Theater. That's August twentieth. If you want to
see John Oates from Hallan Oates. So we've lost Hallan
Oates now, I meant, well, yeah, dude, they're suing each other.
I mean, he's got to play some Hallan Oates right,
something right, give me Sarah smile. But he doesn't sing
it like it's seeing the show. A UK council leader

(16:50):
has urged a venue to cancel a Marylynd Manson show
that scheduled to take place October thirty first, due to
past allegations that were made against Marilyn Manson. This is
in Bournemouth, England. They said the show should be called
off in order to reinforce the message to the violence
against women and girls isn't something that's acceptable in our community.

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The council owns the center that is happening that this
show's happening on Halloween due to their least agreement. The
council doesn't actually have a say in what events take
place there, but the gentleman has directly expressed the sentiments
about the show. I don't feel Marilyn mansion reflects the
values we have here in our town. We've been doing
a lot of work around things like white ribbon accreditation

(17:36):
schemes which help men and boys change negative damaging behavior. See,
they're like that comedian started talking about Bill Cosby, Like
Bill Cosby, he knew he was a bad dude and
he was off the hook. Right, we forgot about it, ye,
Then the comedian starts dropping Bill Cosby jokes on stage.
Were like, oh, yeah, that's right, Bill Cosby's the drug
Women and then have sex with them. It was crazy.
It was like the world's worst kept secret. Talk about

(17:57):
Bill Cosby. Like, growing up, we always heard these stories
about Bill Cosby, But dude, at one point Bill Cosby
was so big do you know he was gonna buy NBC? Wow,
that's how big Bill Cosby was. How big the Cosby
Show was that he was going to buy NBC? And
then you're right, like everyone always heard the rumors, but
like we just kind of like, eh, okay. And then

(18:18):
Hannibal Burris is the comedian he went and just started
talking about it and and and all of a sudden
people were like, yeah, that's right. And that was right
around the Me Too movement and Bill was one of
the first ones to go down. Why wasn't the show
called The Huxtables. Why was it called The Cosby I
know you're Bill Cosby, but the family right, Yeah he was,

(18:40):
so he was Doctor Huxtable, but it was The Cosby
Show because I guess he had the name Bill Cosby,
so you wanted to call the Cosby iconic man. He
was like America's huge show was absolutely massive. Uh, there
you go some rock news for you. It is the ZXL.

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I want to show right here. One hundred point seven
is ZXL, South Jersey's rock station, Rock the Bank too,
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(19:21):
will that keyword be? I don't. They don't even tell
me what the keyword is. Dude, I'll tell you what. Man,
it gets to the point where, uh I do this
and then I get so mad at myself. I make
plans weeks and months ago, and now I got to
cash the check right now. It's like, oh, it's it's

(19:43):
it's it's the event is coming up, and you don't
like to doing things, and neither do I. Right, So,
like my like, you know, my buddy hits me up.
He lives up but like Seaside Heights Area, Long Branch, right,
and they got a big like summer concert series. He's
up by Asbury Park and he's like he's like, hey man,
look they all here are all these concerts coming? You know,
like every week for the summer. So once again this

(20:06):
is in like March. So I don't even I'm not
even thinking about it. I'm like, yeah, dude, sounds like
a great idea. So then he hits me up the
other day and he's like, all right, you in for Saturday,
and I go go and I'm gonna go to my wife.
I go, what Saturday I forgot? I said yes to
go see Eddie and the Cruisers right like that. It's

(20:28):
a John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown band who loved them.
It was the guy who did the music for the
movie Eddie and the Cruisers, right he was that he
was Eddie and the Cruisers. And I guess I'm stuck
going on Saturday to go see this band. And I'm like,
I don't want to do this now where tickets purchased.
I think it's a free concept, okay, but still you've

(20:49):
already obligated yourself to go. And that's that's what he is.
And I definitely feel like I'm stuck doing this because
he's got this new place, beautiful place run on the water.
No one ever goes up to see him. He always
is the guy to come down to see us. Right,
So I'm like, okay, I gotta reciprocate a little bit.

(21:10):
And he's excited about these free concerts, like literally on
his you could sit on his deck and watch these
concerts happen. Is he single? Who is this? It's a
pill mic Oh yeah, see this is this is a
big thing for him. Yeah, because he don't have kids
in a white all those obligations and things. No, that's
a beautiful space. He probably doesn't have to do any
work around the house. No, this is all he does.

(21:30):
This is it, This is and this is what he wants.
He wants his buddies to come up and hang out.
And I said, yes, out of all things that John
Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band, why did you pick
that one? Were I was probably drunk, and I was like,
I liked Eddie and the Cruisers, right, that was a
fun movie and the music was fun. Like if it's
a Talking Heads cover band, we've talked about that, I'd

(21:51):
love to go see it too, which, by the way, yes,
I was last week supposed to see the Talking Heads
cover band. They were playing a free concert at a
park and had no heights. Yeah, and I ended up
having to do something for the Freemasons. So the Freemasons
owe me on that one. I missed the Talking Heads
cover band, It's the show of the year. Instead, I'm
gonna see the guy who did the music for a

(22:11):
crappy movie, Eddie and the Cruisers. But you probably won't
even pay attention to the band. You're just gonna go
up there and drink and hang out, and you're gonna crash.
I'm trying to quit drinking. Yeah, oh good luck. And
then all this stuff keeps adding up. He's like yeah,
and he's sending more concerts and I'm like, ah, what
More Like there's an Almond Brothers tribute band that I'm like,
do I need to see an Almond Brother's tribute band? Well?

(22:32):
You love me listen? Okay, So so what you're gonna
stay there? Right? This is like an overnight my wife.
I asked my wife, I go you coming with me?
She's like no, So I don't need to see John
Cafferty in the Beaver Brown Band. I know you don't
like to sleep at other people's house. You like your
own home. I'm gonna be stuck. I'm gonna be stuck
doing that. Yeah, it's an overnight it's not even like

(22:53):
a day thing, you know. Uh yeah, the concerts on
at noon. It would be nice if it was not
commit when you're drunks man. Yeah, and that's what it is, dude.
And then what happens. I forget about it, and then
it comes back and bites me in the ass months later.
I bet you he has it written on a calendar
hanging on the refrigerator. Probably he's coming to hang out.

(23:15):
It's all excusy, man, to see it, to see all
the end. Now, now I got to go rewatch Eddie
and the cruisers, so I know the music. And if
you don't show up, man, he might jump off of
that balcony. Well that's the thing too. I feel bad.
The last couple of times we've we've had plans, they've
fallen through. He sounds kind of sad, and I'm like, Okay,
I guess I gotta do this. I wonder how many

(23:36):
friends come out with me when they make like when
they will we make plans and they actually show up.
How many don't want to be there? Probably probably most
of me. Yeah, every time you try to make plans
with my wife, I don't want to be there. Yeah,
like my neighbors ghosted all the whole the whole group,
Like he's ghosted us. I'm like, yeah, this is the
guy that's like, why am I going out if I
don't want to go out? Yeah? I respect that. Yeah,

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but once again, months before it's fun to plan. But
then when you actually have to do it, my wife
is the king of that where she makes all the
My wife drunk plans constantly. Yeah, we're going to Nashville, dude.
And then and then it get then like the day
of she's like, oh, we gotta do this, and I go,
you plan, this is you? She Actually we have two

(24:18):
Nashville trips going. One we're going to a Tennessee home game,
which I was on my bucket list, and the other
one we're going to Nashville right before Thanksgiving. I was
paying for any We're all going. That's my wife, my room.
She drunk plans constantly. I love it. Look we we
get back, man, we'll knock out some headlines. One hunch

(24:42):
point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock station ZXL Morning Show.
This is just a money grab now and it never
was and it's a shame. All you can eat, oh
remember that they used to fast old old homestead, No,
old old style buffett. Yeah back in the day, man, God, yeah,

(25:07):
you're talking about the buffets. Yeah, that's all you eat,
right yeah, now you keep going back up. Yeah, we
used to go to one. We used to go to
the Picco Lily two. Six Wednesday nights they had a
wing night and then Monday nights they had tails. It
was Monday Tail night. That was the night to go.
Wing night was awesome. And they they would send the
wings over so fast there were still feathers on them.

(25:29):
See quick. Yeah there was. I had a beak one.
I could hear the chickens in the back. And that
used to be the game too. Like we go to
a place called the Golden Nuggets tavern. They had all
you could eat wing nights and I love the wings there,
the best wings I think in anywhere that I've ever had.
But it was a game like she would come and
they play the game where they would give you like
six or seven, and then you'd had to put a

(25:49):
new like give me a put a new order. Right
as she's dropping a play, You're like put a new
order in right now. You had to play the game.
But you had a lot of wings and that was
eight ninety five, and I'm talking this is like six
or seven years ago. Wait, I guess before COVID. Now
wings man, the price of the wings, dude, it's a
dollar a wing. It used to be where they would
get you on the beer and the alcohol and the

(26:10):
wings were cond of you made a couple of dollars
off of it. It was the wings were a bonus.
Now yes, now the money grab is in the all
you can Eat So Thursday night for Juneteenth, my wife
and I we decided to kids are out, so we
go to and all you can eat? Right, how you
celebrate Juneteenth? We go to a place, right, we go
to a they have because they have all you can
Eat crab night and they have all you can eat wings?
Sure would you take out a mortgage? So my wife

(26:32):
goes for the all you can eat crab and then
I go all you can eat wings and I just
sneak her wings. She sneaks me. You know a couple
of crab legs. Where we figure it out. So for
the all you can Eat crab, forty five dollars for
the all you can eat crab legs. Come on, man,
Now she probably ate near what it was but you
used to be able to get them when it came
to the all you can eat you know, crab nights

(26:52):
or wings. Yeah, so mine is mine was like seventeen
dollars for the all you can eat wings. I end
up eating. How much was it for all all you
can eat wings? Okay? Seventeen it was seventeen ninety five.
This place in a near me and Williamstown on the back. Okay,
it's still pricy. You're right, it's still pricey, like like
ten dollars for all you keet wings. I feel like

(27:12):
I can eat over that. Yeah, it was seventy. I
had I had two. I had two ten piece wings.
So basically I really just paid almost a dollar. I
was because I probably not eating more than fifteen wings. No,
and still they still get you. You're still paying like
it used to be. I don't know. It was a
game man. You wentever, You're like, I'm gonna take this
place down. And normally you could do with braces all

(27:33):
you can eat. You can't do it anymore. It was
a place going over the causeway into Margate and Ocean City,
coming out of Summer's Point that causeway. It was all
you could eat pizza you'll fill up pretty quick with. Okay,
well what's the price, dude, it's I'm going back to
and this is ninety seven, ninety eight, ninety nine. Uh,

(27:55):
it was like ten bucks. Okay, so I can I
can eat ten dollars worth a pizza and dude, it
was like yeah, and I think it was all you
could eat pizza and pasta. See, well, you're gonna fill
up fast, and don't buy in that too, like the
girls like do you want fries? Not no fries because
you're gonna fill up on all the other knots that
they trying to hit you with that. I like that.
I think Red Robin does that where it's the bottomless fries, yes,

(28:17):
where that you just keep eating, keep just getting French fries. Yeah,
don't ruin you all can eat with that or bread too,
like muscles, all you can eat muscles. I feel like
I can get some value there, but it depangs on
what the price is too. We went to So High
Now Saturday we went and and you know, bar hopped
a little bit. We ended up at the Lobster House
in Cape May. Dude, it's a killing they think they

(28:38):
make it killed off that stupid seafood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure,
and everything else. It's like I'm watching these people buy
the seafood and I'm like, I'm like, the prices are astronomical. Yeah,
for that price there, I probably I could have gotten
really just I don't know, one play of wings and
then something else if I wanted, I still want the
cost of wings. I don't know what COVID did. I

(28:59):
don't know if COVID called all the chickens. But dude,
the cost of wings, like wings used to be like
ten cents, twenty five cents, yes, a wing. Now it's
like a dollar fifty a wing. Twenty five cent. Wing
Night was a thing. Yeah, that's where you feel like
you getting, man, some real value. And then but then
you went in there and you drank pictures of beer
and you drank drinks, and then that's where they made
their money. Sure, but for eight ninety five, man, we'd

(29:21):
get this golden nugget tavern. Man, we get eight ninety
five all you can eat wings. Dude, I know I
got eight dollars and you wanted to get up thinking,
you know what I got my money's worth? And not
for Araonne, we could have went to a real state
place and gotten real food for forty five bucks. Dude, Yeah,
I've got a nice meal for forty five bucks. Instead,
she's getting old crab legs. I'm watching my wife. You Erry,

(29:42):
keep eating better eat up those crab legs. Luckily I
took some home with me. Or I see that was
the move? What was the place? Golden Corral, Dad, Dad, Dad?
I missed the gold always that whoa, because we've gone
a couple of times. Was it wasn't that like twelve bucks?
It was like twelve bucks that's perfect, and like it
was it You had a chocolate fountain, Yeah, like you

(30:03):
do some dollars worth. It was off. They had breaded
deep fried bacon stuff that was just instant heart attack.
I could eat twelve dollars worth of deep fried baby,
what has a divorced? Dad? Golden Kraal was awesome. The
kids loved it, Yeah, because they could keep going up
and grabbing new stuff. Man. Yeah, dad doesn't have any money,
so let's go to the Golden Crack. Yeah. I went

(30:24):
with you once. I remember saying I got arrested in
the parking lot for hitting a woman or something. That's right,
you're not lying. Look we get back We'll do a
thing called trash, Oh love.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
Trash, anything thirty on anything, rack rock, roughing, love crash.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Hey, here's some trash for you. Uh ice cube is
getting a bobblehead at a Dodgers game. They're giving away
a ice cube bobblehead. Barrious yeah, eazy eh hilarious. It's
a shame that they eat oh wine.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
Love trash, anything thirty on y y anything racket rock
or roughing at love trash.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Hey, here's some trash for you. Uh ice cube is
getting a bobblehead at a Dodgers game. They're giving away
a ice cube bobblehead. Barrious yeah, eazy e is hilarious.
It's a shame that they gave him aids and killed
him one uh nick lache and seven point four million bucks.

(31:56):
So things are going well for Nikolaschey. I think he
does one of those, like those extra shows, like he's
one of these, like a host on one of those things.
He's gonna look good guy man use that he is
a very good looking guy. Kevin Costner's being sued over
some movie that's stunk Horizon too. I don't know I'm
the one he bailed out a Yellowstone for Yeah, oh god,

(32:19):
why did you leave Yellowstone? The whole thing? Do you know?
I never watched it. I never went back after he left.
I never went I never went back and and tried
to watch it. It's okay, but you do miss Kevin Costa. Uh,
let's see here. Big win for Donald Trump. He said
he was able to make a ceasefire happen. But it
seems like no one told Israel because they keep bombing Iran.

(32:43):
And I just looked on Fox News and the yeah,
I ran just bomb Israel. It's the bad guy from
Cobra Kai, Martin cove Right. He was the he's that
bad guy in Kkarate Kid, Right, he was the guy
who he ran Cobra Kai Do or Die? Yeah, I
guess he was at some there was some big like

(33:04):
FanFest or something. Tom Brady was there, like it was
like it was called fanatic, Dude, it was like it
was a it was a big hit like big hitters
were there. Yeah, and he was there, this guy Martin
cove Right, and you know he's he's become relevant again
because of Cobra Kaya, the TV show Guess Guess why
did try to make out with one of his co

(33:25):
stars during the fan fest or whatever. Dude, they're all
like sixteen and they're all kids. I think I think
they called the cops on she said that he bit it,
he bit her arm. Oh wow, like he was he
was making out of their arm. I don't know what's
Martin Cove up to. Yeah, that'll ruin you just ask
Howard Eskin. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, boy, that guy's career.

(33:48):
Huh uh? I mean, should you be you know that
Karen Reid, I guess you know she was the Chicks
kind of hot, but she was accused of killing her
her cop boyfriend up in Boston. Right, dude, I've kind
of I've I've gone down the rabbit hole on this thing.
And this is kind of crazy. They think it's a

(34:10):
big police cover up, and they tried to depend it
on her. I thought there was tapes of her calling
her friends hysterical saying she kills somebody. Well, so the guy, Okay,
so the guy ends up dead during a big snowstorm
in the front yard of his buddy's house. She dropped
them off. She was drunk and she was driving and

(34:31):
she dropped them off. She swears that he walked in
the house. Now, the cover up is he got into
a fight with his cop buddies and they beat the
hell out of him and then left them right now.
She the next morning finds out that he's dead on
the front lawn. They find him the next morning on
the front lawn. She actually said, she goes, I was

(34:52):
drunk last night. What if I hit him? Oh wow,
she goes, what if? She goes, I don't know if
I hit him or not. And so they pinned it
on her, and then they then all this other stuff
came out where it looks like now she didn't do anything. Uh,
it looks like these other these cops covered it all
up and they probably killed the dude.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Well, I now, people are I guess taking to our
house right this Karen reach She was found that she
was acquitted, and now that the people that are her supporters,
which ahays weird when you support people like this in
a court case and we like to pick sides. They're
they're they're now like camping out in our front lawns
and they're they're having like parties, like they're tailgating her.

(35:35):
Uh it looks like these other these cops covered it
all up and they probably killed the dude. Uh, well,
I now, people are I guess taking to our house,
right this Karen reach she was found that she was acquitted,
and now the the people that are her supporters, which
ahays weird when you support people like this in a

(35:55):
court case, we like to pick sides. They're they're they're
now like camping out in our front lawn and they're
they're having like parties, like they're tailgating her house. People
are weird a weird. Where do you find the time
to do? Yeah, if I called you and said, hey, man,
I'm not going to be in for the rest of
the week, why I'm going to this Karen Reid's house,
I'm gonna I'm gonna camp out there. There's pictures of

(36:16):
I have a better house than an astronaut, Like this
woman was actually stuck in space. I don't know what
the wild hair yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, her chin
grew Yeah yeah, it's weird. She looks like a witch.
But I guess you don't make a lot as an astronaut.
I don't know. I have that very very humble home.
So there you go. Some trash for people are weird
a weird. Where do you find the time to do yeah.

(36:39):
If I called you and said, hey, man, I'm not
going to be in for the rest of the week.
Why I'm going to this Karen Reid's house. I'm gonna
I'm gonna camp out there. There's pictures of I have
a better house than an astronaut. Like this woman was
actually stuck in space. I don't know what the wild hair, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, dude,
her chin grew. Yeah, yeah, it's weird. She looks like
a witch. But I guess you don't make a lot
as an astronaut. I don't know. I at that very,

(37:01):
very humble home. So there you go, some trash for it,
the chains bin, bottleneckd and you're fixing up. You are
the ZXL Morning Show one hundred point seven ZXL, South
Jersey's rock station. Dude, I'll tell you what, man, I
think everyone is getting out of hand when it comes
to prices. You were talking about how like you you

(37:22):
went to get All you Could Eat crab legs and
it was like super expensive. There's no deals, and it
was like All you can Eat Wings was like a
slam dunk. You could get it for like ten bucks
and it was awesome. Right as like a kid you
would go again, all you'd eat wings because you were poor,
and that was like what you did. You'd have a
picture of beer and all you could eat wings. Dude,

(37:43):
I'm getting a couple jobs done at my mom's house. Right,
I bring out a guy. He quotes me. I mean
there's there's no deals, and it was like all you
can eat wings was like a slam dunk. You could
get it for like ten bucks and it was awesome.
Right As like a kid, you would go get all
you can eat wings because you were poor, and that
was what you did. You'd have a picture of beer

(38:04):
and all you can eat wings. I'm getting a couple
jobs done at my mom's house, right, I bring out
a guy. He quotes me, I mean, how much do
you think putting a generic storm door? The purchase the door,

(38:24):
and then your person dollars including the door, including full
days they're purchasing. They purchased the door, so so my
bill should be eight hundred dollars. Well, how much is
the door? Now, Let's say the door is five hundred dollars,
So I have five hundred dollars. I got the door
in my hand. You're gonna do one full to put
in a door? Shouldn't take you more than eight hours.

(38:46):
Eight out, dude should take you two hours. Right, But
I'm gonna giving this guy. I'm gonna say he's slow
and he takes a lot of breaks. He's a smoker.
This guy's a smokers, like to smoke a eating four
hundred bucks a day. So you're looking at nine hundred
dollars nine Is that good? Is that good door? That's
the door end, that's the install four hundred dollars in labor,
I think is an honest day's work for someone working hard.

(39:07):
Twenty six hundred dollars. Now that would be with the door.
Now let's say the door is five hundred dollars. All right,
so I have five hundred dollars. I got the door
in my hand. You're gonna do one full to put
in a door? Shouldn't take you more than eight hours.
Eight out, dude should take you two hours, right, But
I'm gonna give it. This guy. I'm gonna say he's
slow and he takes a lot of breaks. He's a smoker.
This guy's a smoker, like to smoke a lot, think

(39:29):
four hundred bucks a day. So you're looking at a
nine hundred dollars nine hundred. Is that good? Is that
good door? That's the door end, that's the install Four
hundred dollars in labor, I think is an honest day's
work for someone working hard. Twenty six hundred dollars, Now
that would be what is that for the whole month
of July? Dude? How long? This guy I looked at

(39:51):
like a what Yeah, twenty He goes, Oh, I know
it's gonna be explained twenty six. We are getting it, dude.
It's insane. It's the prices are nuts. And then it
shouldn't be twenty six hundred dollars. These HVAC guys. And listen,
God bless you. You're gonna put a new air condition.
It's gonna take you a day. You're talking twelve fourteen
thousand dollars. And I know what that unit costs. That

(40:13):
unit doesn't cost more than three thousand dollars because I
know a guy does it. So this guy's gonna make
think about it, this guy could make six thousand dollars. Yeah,
in a day, tune it. Even if you made it
in a week, that's a lot of money. But we're
not charging per hour in a now of stay's work.
Last year. It's by the job. My one of my
air units went last year and the guy came out

(40:35):
and he just dude, didn't even look at it, just
looked at me, looked at the unit, didn't open it up,
didn't do anything. He's like, yeah, you need a whole
new unit. And I go, you didn't even like look
this is like He's like yeah, and he goes, it's
a yeah, eight grand, yeah, exact eight grand. And I
go what And I go dude, and he goes, yeah,
probably your other unit probably needs to get to so

(40:56):
it's probably it's sixteen thousand. And I go. So, my
my wife's cousin, her husband, he's the h back guy,
and so he's he's over for a party and I'm like, dude,
you mind taking two seconds ago look at my air conditioner.
And he goes, dude, it's a thirty five dollars part
you need. Yeah. Yeah, he goes, that guy was that
guy tried to take you for a rock. If you
know somebody that does this work, yeah, listen, I got it.

(41:19):
My brother. My brother knows a lot about all this stuff.
So he'll tell me. He'll be honest. But yeah, because
someone will because they don't know. That's what it is.
This guy's a professional. He told me. Guy's gonna man
it's it's it's a shame, man, it's a shame because
you don't trust people too well. I mean and and so,
and here's the kicker. So we have our buddy, and
I reach out to him because I know he does

(41:40):
supply work like that where he can order doors and
siding and stuff like that. And I said, hey, Mann,
can you look up what this door is gonna cost me.
It's four hundred bucks. Yes, the door is for jack.
I got quoted twenty six hundred bucks. But the door
is four hundred dollars. That'd be twenty two hundred dollars
in labor. Yeah, what ude for? Honestly to put a

(42:01):
store if you know what you're doing. Putting a storm
door in is a two hour job, yep, even if
it took an entire even it took two days, So
that's worth a thousand dollars. I'm gonna pay you per day. Nuts, dude, Listen,
we are getting too crazy. I think there is. I
think we're getting to a point where things are going
to have to start coming back because we are out
pricing everything yeah, hey, I settle down, man. We might

(42:24):
need to keep a couple of these guys around. Dude.
It's insane, man, it's gouging. And listen, I I listen.
You're a hard worker. I get it. You deserve to
be paid because you know what you're doing. I get it.
And I could even tell. It's like there's a ripoff. Man,
there's this and I get telling. The guy's eyes like
he even knew this quote was ridiculous. Yeah, he's giving
it a shot. He's gonna toe the water. Yeah, because
most people would be like, ah, yeah, I do it.

(42:45):
So I want with door, buddy, I was like, just
order me the four hundred dollar door. I'll figure out
how to get it off. I'll put it in. Guy
rolls up in a cyber truck with a drill in
the back. Look we get back, man. I'll not got
some headlines rock the bank right here. One hundred point
seven is the excels out Jersey's Rock Station nine am.

(43:07):
We'll give you the keyword. Go to the website, put
it in your shot at one thousand dollars. Happens all
day to day. I'll throw it out there. You always
say that you want to go party down at my
daughter's college. That's a real thing. There's part of me
that really would do that. But I can't just show
up just me hanging out because that's weird. But if

(43:29):
I was brought my DJ equipment and rock the party,
I'm totally cool with that. Me and you could be
the savior of a college get together. That's my dream.
You call me, where me and you go down there
and we're the heroes. So Friday, I have to move

(43:52):
my daughter into her first apartment and we could go
down there and be the coolest guys ever. You may
throw a house party, throw house party if you want
to go, yeah, yo, yeah, Why would I want to go?
Listen around it all weekend? Like like got DJ of
a little scholars and Brigantine. Now what happens is you

(44:13):
know I play a set with the band. The band's awesome,
like an older crowd. Yeah we'll come by ten, ten thirty. Man,
it's all like it's all young kids. So listen, this
is what I do, This is where I live. I
are you talking about saving the coolest guys ever. You
may throw a house party, throw house party if you
want to go, yeah, yo, yeah, Why would I want
to go listening around it all weekend, like like got

(44:36):
DJ of a little scholars and Brigantine. Now what happens is,
you know, I play a set with the band. The
band's awesome, like an older crowd. Yeah, we'll come by ten,
ten thirty. Man, it's all like it's all young kids.
So listen. This is what I do. This is where
I live. I are you talking about saving the day
like they're band canceled, because that's my dream when I
get the call here Saturday. So here's what Here's what

(44:57):
I is. My I think the plan is we get
done this the radio show here, you know. But but yeah,
I'm like, I'm like, well, and so I'm trying to
do that thing where I'm like, I don't have a
truck and I'm thinking about taking the radio station van.
Now I got to find out if if anyone's using
the radio station van, how cool are you? Because you're

(45:19):
gonna pull up in the van with your picture on
the song. That's what I would. Another reason I don't
want to take the radio station van is that the
call here Saturday. So here's what here's what I is.
My I think the plan is, we get done this
the radio show here, you know. But but yeah, I'm like,
I'm like, well, and so I'm trying to do that

(45:39):
thing where I'm like, I don't have a truck and
I'm thinking about taking the radio station van. Now I
got to find out if if anyone's using the radio
station van, how cool are you? Because you're gonna pull
up in the van with your picture on the song.
That's what I will. Another reason I don't want to
take the radio station van. This is that my pictures
on the side of the stupid van. Yeah, because I
got to take a like we're finally saying goodbye, I'm

(46:03):
not gonna put it on the mill. Trap it down. No,
you know, I'm in the pastor's side. I'm holding it down.
You're holding it down with an arm? No, yeah, yeah,
so uh so so yeah, so she's excited and uh
and of course she picks the week of a heat wave. Sure.
You also to also move into her her first apartment. Technically,
this is moving. So you know, it's hard to ask

(46:25):
someone to move because do I want to go help
you move?

Speaker 3 (46:29):
No?

Speaker 1 (46:30):
If I had the time, would I probably help you move.
And it's and it's in a whole another state. Like,
I certainly charge you for gas and tolls, uh crisp
hundred dollars bills that don't work. So so yeah, so
I gotta go do this. She like I said, she's excited,
but she it's so funny because she's naive about everything.

(46:50):
She goes, hey, like, I guess every girl is taking
a utility to pay. And she's like, I guess her
hers is gas, okay, and that's like the best one.
And she's like she's like yeah, but she goes, how
do I do it? And she goes, last time we
were there, the gas was just on. So do you
think it's just still on? And I go, I have
no idea. This is no you're supposed to learn these things.

(47:12):
She will, she will. It's gonna be a yeah, because
this is not the school. This is not school sanctioned.
This is an apartment her earned three other girls. This
is like real life. You know, got to pay stuff.
If you don't, they shut it off. No meal plan,
you know this, You're on your own. Yeah, who got

(47:32):
stuck with the electric? And you're gonna find out that
if it's Brenda, Brenda's going to turn that air conditioner
off real quick. But she realizes that sixty five degrees
in the apartment is going to cost you a lot
more money than her just using the gas. Because I've
only driven by the place, I've never been inside it.
I go, does it have air conditioning? These window units?
Like what? I can only imagine it's a college place.

(47:53):
What this place looks like? I mean, I was working
in Colordace Springs when I met my wife. She had
a nicer apartment than I did. Well, that's what I I.
It's nice because I'm just giving her a bunch of
furniture and stuff we have in the basement that I
don't want. Yeah, so I just the coffee table can go.
You know, the sectional is gonna go, Just get get
rid of it. Is this why you asked me to

(48:14):
go out and steal stop signs for the apartment? That's it.
We're just gonna grab traffic signs, neon lights, remember the
good old days are Yeah, that's that's that. That was that, dude.
I remember living in apartments where it would be like
there wasn't even a couch, it would just be a chair. Yeah,
and that was that was it. My dining room had

(48:35):
my DJ gear set up and my records on the wall. Now.
The guy I live with now, he he collected the
action figures now in a weird way, but he'd hung
them on his wall. Oh yeah, our apartment was awesome.
Yeah yeah, yeah, dude, I remember everything in my very
first apartment was in Ocean City. It was next to
a halfway house and a laundromat, and everything was donated.

(48:59):
The couch was given to us by somebody who was
getting rid of a couch. The other furniture in our
in like our living room area was lawn furniture, Like
that's what a first apartment should be. My bed was
a futon. Oh I had the futon too, maynah. Yeah,
when I moved down into my basement of my mom
and dad's house, that was my first apartment. Dude, I
repent twelve dollars on a stereo system. I still might

(49:21):
be paying off. I remember what a big deal it was.
We had a patio set for our kitchen, right, that's
that's that was our kitchen table was a patio set,
And I remember I hooked up a thirteen inch TV
with antenna's right, and you could watch TV in the kitchen.
Look at that. What a big deal that is? What
a big deal. That was screw it under the counter.

(49:44):
I'd sit there and watch reruns at Beverly Hills nine
o two one oh, right there in my kitchen wh
eating cheerios. You did that when mom and dad went around. Well,
that's what it was. It was your first apartment, dude.
I remember my parents wouldn't even come over because they
thought it was so dirty. Yeah. I don't blame them.
They were like, no, it's cool, you know we we
don't need to come over. Uh so, yeah, So it's
the invitation's there. If you want to have a house
party on a Friday and take a sectional down in

(50:06):
my truck, I do. I mean, we can stop by
the bookstore, maybe get you a University of Della Orre
blue hen sweatshirt. If I head off, I probably would
do it. So yeah, so you'll get to see me
in a radio station van with a with a sectional
in the back. Hey, that's your dad. Here's the other guy.
Whytes he grab any other guy's shoulders? Look we get back,

(50:28):
we'll do a thing called You think you have a bed,
you think you've got it bad. I don't think we
have a bad.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
See.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
It's funny at the time especially when you're like a kid.
Maybe you're a college kid and you end up buying
a parrot and you're like, all right, I'm gonna put
it in our frat house or we're gonna see you
at the curse. Oh yeah. But then eventually you grow
up and then you don't want the parrot anymore. And
parrots live for like eighty years, right, So now there's
this rescue that is dealing. They have a parrot, but

(51:03):
its vocabulary is awful. It just yells curses constantly. That's
why you get the parrot, and no one wants to
adopt it. And parents, Dude, Like I said, they live
forever and they're messy. I think we should just stop
having animals breathed for a while and stop breeding them
trying to get rid of might be I get that.
Five six years ago, my daughters bring home a bearded dragon, right,

(51:28):
and I'm like, okay, so what am I doing with
this thing? And then they go to they move out,
go to college, and now I'm stuck with this stupid
beard to dragon, which, by the way, this is a
perfect animal for a dorm. Do anything. My daughter just
got her first apartment. I go, are you taking this
stupid thing. She's like no, So now my little guy
wants to put it in his bedroom and I'm like fine, whatever, Well,

(51:50):
you know that thing's a dinosaur. It will lift. Dude's
gonna out lift me, Yes, it will. This is weird.
In New York City, a graduating class, right, a high
school graduating class. What's in the water has fifteen sets
of twins. Wow, that's weird. That's gotta be something. There's
some chemical in in something that is making that happen.

(52:13):
So they all were at the same school, graduated from
the same school, and they're all having twins. Yeah, well,
well they're not having twins. They are twins. They're fifteen
sets of twins just graduated high school. Wow, yeah, that's weird,
like Aaron Rockovich stuff. Uh, A Florida man woke up
and this is where white dude Florida and were talking
about dinosaurs. Guy wakes up. Man just wants to take

(52:34):
a nice little dip in his pool. There's an alligator
in it. You don't Yeah, I don't want dad, Nope,
I couldn't. I couldn't live in Florida. That's why they
got those stupid screen in porches where the pools are
like inside a porch. So you don't have a stupid
alligator yet alligators you have bugs, you have in match
all that stuff. Down in Florida, it's like hot. Like

(52:55):
every now and then, man, I'll have like a squirrel
or something like run out in front of me on
my driveway or something right like a chipmunk. You imagine
you walk to your car, especially us. Man, it's three
o'clock in the morning, three thirty in the morning, and
an alligator rolls up. I don't want that. No, Everyone's
always like yeah, they like every now and then, I'll
like a cat roll through the neighborhood. But I couldn't

(53:17):
imagine an alligator. Now, we have fox that come behind her,
have coyotes. I'm way to see a coyote in the morning.
You know he's holding dynamite. I'll take a coyote over
an alligator. He just paints a hole in my garage door,
so I think I could drive through it, and I don't.
I hit the door. Dude, I got this little chipmunk
and I'm about to kill it. It's it. It gets
it gets into my bird feeder, not on the bird feeder,

(53:41):
it gets inside the bird feeder. Need my pelt, Gun,
I got a silk too, like like you know how
Scrooge McDuck used to dive into his gold like that, right,
Like he gets into the big pile of bird seed
inside the actual bird feeder and he sits there and
like he's a king sitting on I have a high
power pelic gun. I had to have a ship to

(54:02):
Virginia because you can't have him shipped in New Jersey.
Problem is he's he's a cute little guy. He's got
the little stripe there. He's like, you know, like he's
like a Chippendale, right, like he's the Chippendale rescue range. Yeah,
soil he takes one in the head. Dude, I'm not coming.
But I get so mad because he because he eats
all the birds sea. Yeah, dude, he's gonna be the

(54:23):
fattest chipmunk ever.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
There you go. Those people they have a bad You
not so much. One hundred point seven's the XL South
Jersey's rock stations. The XL show. I forgot. My kids
have to eat lunch now at home? Oh yeah, yeah,
they're not in school. Yeah, do you know my kids
still in school? By the way, his last day is today?
Why dude, why they made him come back for nothing?

(54:46):
He's done nothing in two weeks, like zero, They made
him come back from Monday and Tuesday of this week. Yeah,
my kids did nothing in the last three or four days. Again,
I teach you just wrap it up them. Why force
the kids to come in?

Speaker 3 (55:00):
So?

Speaker 1 (55:00):
I don't even know what movies they are watching, but
you're right, they were watching movies. They weren't even good movies.
But just he's like, so every day, I'm like, what
do you do? He's like, we watched a movie, but
like he goes, we watched Flubber, right, that's a Robin
Williams movie where it's He's like, but we watched it
in science And I go, I guess there's a science

(55:21):
aspect in Flubber? Is there telling me? Because he creates
this like rubbery substance, right, like that like can can
mold into things. So I guess there's like a science
thing to it. And like he's like, he watched another movie.
They're like, we watched this in social studies because it
I guess it has something to do with history. Yeah.

(55:43):
I'm like, okay, it's real, it's all reach. Yeah, it's like, honey,
I shrunk the kids. Okay, honey, I shrunk the kids
he watched in science class. Okay, not kidding, Wow, because
I guess the guy wasn't He was kind of a scientist, right,
and he shrunk his kids. Yeah. So I did that
thing yesterday where I'm like, oh, yeah, I forgot the

(56:04):
kids have to eat lunches. Now you're not gonna go out.
And finally, and I want this like I want to
put like I want to know on Sunday when you're
eating every day, I'm gonna put a schedule together, just
like they do in school. It might be a five
dollars pizza from Walmart chicken nuggets one day, but I
do not want those. I don't want the aggravation and
the anxiety of my kids having to eat door in
the day because I don't have anything ready for You're

(56:25):
gonna be You're gonna be a cafeteria wating. That's what
I'm doing. So we'll set that. The noodles is a
big one in my house, Cereal and ramen noodles. Okay,
do they eat the so they eat the ramen flavoring too,
the whole thing. Wow? Really yeah? Yeah, I'm a pasta guy,
not for me, but for my kids. Like whenever I
have it, like I need to go to it's a
butter noodles like I don't know, like would in prison,

(56:47):
but on them, kid, that's it. That's another one. I
got mac and cheese chicken nuggets. Walmart has like a
great value five dollars pizza. Yeah, dude, dude, you go Jacks.
It's two dollars and fifty cents. I'll do that every day.
Ex Pizza kids love pizza day, right, Yeah, well it's Tuesday, Monday, Tuesday,

(57:07):
Wednesday and Friday. Who does it? A little chicken nugget
action love pizza? Yeah? Maybe some l e O's had
all some French toast. I had all these plans to
do stuff with them. They end up playing like six
hours of Call of Duty in a Fortnite yesterday. It's
it's perfect. It's a heat wave perfect, That's what I say.
They stay inside so they don't have a heat stroke,

(57:27):
you know. That was my justification to my wife, was
like it's really hot outside. Everybody stay right there. It's yesterday.
I come home. My daughter, her car's home, she's home.
I can't find her. I look out on the deck.
She has our garden hose pointed at the sky and
the water is spritzing over her has. She's sunbathing perfect.

(57:50):
She's at a water park. She's made her own water play. Yeah,
I made my own, mister. You cut little holes in
the hoses. I was like, all right, hey, whatever floats boat.
Everybody stay right there. It's kick off that rock block
before you. It's one hunch point seven z XL, South
Jersey's rock station z XL Morning Shore. Smiling when you're smiling, smiling,

(58:10):
smiles with you and when you're loving, Oh you love
when the sun comes shining through. When you're crying. Lets
you bring on the rind. Are gonna stop your shouting,
stop your side. We'll just be happy to do where
you smiling. Let's smile, keep on smiling. I'm smile rocking out, man,

(58:37):
I know you guys are all my love. Took me
guys on my way to work. She's like, oh yeah,
warming up, chip, and I'm like I'm about here. We're rocking. Hey,
thank you, you shot you the best. How you doing? Yeah?
Keep me laughing, man, you guys are great. Good morning guys.
Got it? Oh god, is it my radio or are

(58:58):
you only brock them Mona? I get him the hell
out of here when you're growing out. This is the
reader in DJ like if you're on it, I haven't
listened to it. Man, getting up in the morning doesn't
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