TUESDAY 7-1-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up, Darnsley, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
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of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand above all the rest on

(00:35):
this show, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Hey? Man?

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Good morning?

Speaker 4 (00:42):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (00:42):
What's happening? Man?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Got back just in time for the show. I was
at the Pride parade in New York City?

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Were how was he?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Who had my short shorts on and was waving my flags?

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
I had a couple people like that, I guess are
on my social media and I guess they were there
and me and you were watching clips of it.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Uh now, And I mean, there's a woman or a.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Guy I don't even know, and once again, don't care,
don't care, but it's someone grinding on a cop. And
even the people on Fox News can't stop laughing because
it's just this guy in like bondage leather grinding up
on a cop.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Where is that?

Speaker 1 (01:23):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Why would you do that? Doing a parade? Here's the problem.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
You shouldn't be able to do anything in the streets,
so you can't do in front of a kid. For example. Listen,
I had no problem with gay people. Don't care pay friends.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
I mean, I work with gay. I'm your gay friend.
I have afraid he's gay. He's got a husband of
the greatest people in the warm man. That's who you want.
His neighbors, by the way.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
It is, they are affluent, they are clean, they're nice,
they're educated.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
That's who you wanted the neighbors.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Let's say I'm walking down the streets of New York
me and my kids. Right, it's a summer day. It's beautiful.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Show yesterday I was when I was there at the Pride.
Look it's Uncle Scottie. Let's say I'm walking down and
I see it play my bondage gear. What's the pray
for it?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
You know what Sunday or gay people and they're they're
proud to be gay and they're just walking down the
street and they're singing and it's beautiful.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
I got a there's a woman.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Bent over without pants on it in front of a
cop in New York City. What I'm saying is, look,
there's we're hitting the fourth of July, right, so there's
gonna be towns are gonna have their fourth of July praise.
Do you think anyone's gonna dress up like Uncle Sam
in bondage gear and then and then grind up.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
On a cop? They shouldn't, are you asking me? Should
or shouldn't be? They shouldn't. So it's so it's just
like stand. It's so over the top.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
It's it's riding the bike with the ass coming out
the chaps.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
And everything else. I think it's a store yesterday when
I was there.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Well, let's just say there's a family walking through New
York and your subject.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Imagine that dude.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Imagine you take the family and you don't know it's Priday,
and that's what you see.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
You see, get some dude in bondage grinding up on
a cop.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
My buddy, the one you was gonna kill you in
the hotel room. Him and his uncle go and they
end up in New Orleans for a weekend, and they're right,
they're taking the elevator down and they noticed something. It
was Gay Pride Week in New Orleans. H oh yeah, yeah,
that's it's fun times there there's a whole gay section
because I found it by accident once when I was
on Bourbon Street. When you go far enough on Bourbon Street,

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you hit the gay district and I didn't know, dude,
And I went into a bar and this is a skinny,
good looking Scottie in nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Yeah, dude, I.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Am, I am, I am right right for the picking.
And so I go to this bar and there's no line.
So I'm like, I go right into the bartender and
I should have known.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
He was wearing a half shirt that just said boy
on it.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
And I remember I ordered a beer, went into the
bathroom and I looked and the wallpaper is all Greek wrestlers,
naked wrestling.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Okay, And I'm like, okay, whatever, it's New Orleans.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
New Orleans is neat, you know, they're crazy people for
Greek gay rest So I go back out to the
bar and the guy.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Goes, hey, can I take a picture of you for
a wall.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
And it looked around dude. Alarm started going off in
my head and I'm like, this is.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
A gay ball.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yeah, yeah, I'm at a game ball. It's where there
there aren't any street lights. It's the dark end of
Burbon Street. I know exact you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yes, it's at the very end. It's been there a
million times. Yeah, yes you have.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Oh yeah, everybody, it is Tuesday. We're gonna finance EXL
Workforce Employed that they check this out. Adam Sandler tickets.
We got tickets to go see Adam Sandler Wells Fargos Center.
Uh so we'll hook you up with those. They are
saying you have to be sixteen years or older. Sixteen
sixteen years older. There's an is an age restriction. But

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Adam Sandler man going, does a little stand up, does
some music, very funny show.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
We'll hook you up with those tickets. Adam Sandler tickets
coming up this morning.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
It is a one hundred point seven z XL, South
Jersey's rock station z x L Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Good morning, everybody doing live. I can all right it
and we'll do it a lot and things sucks. I'm Scotty.
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Here's some news about us on a Tuesday. Governor Phil Murphy,
he's almost done. He's almost wrapped up being governor. He
signed a new record fifty eight point eight billion dollar
state budget yesterday, the final of his governorship, hours after
state lawmakers signed off on the spending plan that contains
a handful of new tax hikes as well as big.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Money for pension, school funding, and property tax relief.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
He is he gonna screw things up while he's leaving,
like Christy did with that tax on gash.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Dude, I'll tell you what I was.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
I was. I was a big fan of Chris Christie
and he really screwed us over on his last day
in office. And a lot of people don't even remember
this or know that it happened. He put like a
twenty five cent tax on gas for every gallon of gas. Why,
I so like when so so Nate is now like

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gas is about three bucks again, so it should be
two seventy five a gallon.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
But he put that twenty five cent tax on.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Man, I think it's like ten years, so we're I
think we're closing in on on on getting rid of
it soon. But it really, dude, it was. It was
a crappy thing to do, and it was literally his.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Last day in office. He signed off on that.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
And he was so fat that he had little legs.
It looked like he took a plumb and put toothpicks
in it. I saw him at a Springsteen concert over
the weekend. I guess he was, Uh, he loves Springsteen.
I guess he was in Germany. He seeing Springsteen looks
like maybe he took the Wagovi because it looks like
he's lost some weight. Yeah, but dude, he still has
that egg shape in the middle. A three percent New

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Jersey Transit fare increase is going to take effect today.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yeah, today's the first right yet July first.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
The increase helps fun NJ Transits proposed three point two
billion dollar operating budget for the twenty twenty six fiscal.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Year, which starts today.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
The new budget is one hundred and fifty one point
nine million bucks, or a five point one percent greater
than last year. So it was my bus fair go
up when I leave here. What you're saying it will
trains bus yep. So when I gonna put my my
bike on the front of the bus and I go
into the bus, I gotta pay more today.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Yeah, dude, I don't know. It's it's dangerous.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Like we we work in beautiful downtown West Atlantic City
and it's a five lane highway that is in front
of our building. Right, it's two lanes going into each
direction and then there's a turning lane in the middle. Dude,
we not only have a NJ Transit bus stop on
the corner where we turn where we have to turn
left onto four lanes of traffic.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
You can't see around it. We have. It's a school
bus stop too, dude.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
I don't know how people haven't just gotten floored like
it's awful. And I watched the school bus this dude
or crazy because no one stops. Everyone just blows right
through those lights and that stops. I don't know the
rules on the pike, I play can you stop?

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Please?

Speaker 1 (08:01):
So there's a child that could be on the other
side of the black Horse Pike that when that bus stop,
is going to walk from its crack hotel where his
parents just destroyed their entire lives and ruined these kids
by bringing them into the world. They're gonna walk all
the way across the black Horse Pike to get on
a school bus.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
I mean, I guess they could. That's awful. Yeah, no,
that's all. That's why they put that little stop sign
on the bus.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
A family vacationing aboard a Disney cruise line called the
Disney Dream took a terrifying turn. Their kid fell in
the water overboard, and then the dad had to jump
in off the fourth deck. The June twenty ninth incident
occurred on the Disney Dream. It was returning to Fort
Lauderdale from the Bahamas and the kid, I don't know

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how the kid fell over, but she fell overboard and
the dad jumped in. Both were rescue kind of sort
of right away. But still, man, and that's I mean,
that's four stories up, so I mean that's a that's
a that's a big fall. Yeah. Those cruise ships they
don't just stop on a dime, and it's hard to turn.
So you're out there tread and water for probably a
good fifteen to twenty minutes by the time thing comes

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back around.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
That's news. What about sports?

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Philis beat the padres yesterday for nothing six thirty five.
Start tonight they do it again. Listen to the game
right here at CXL. We are your official Philadelphia Phillies
ratio station. And the w NBA is gonna expand the
eighteen teams over the next five years. Cleveland, Detroit, and
Philadelphia are all set to get.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
A w NB eight.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Listen about a week ago. Man, it got fun like
it got feisty. One girl, Oh yeah, the girls threw
another girl down to the ground like it like if
you're gonna give me a little bit more of that.
I'm in with the w NBA. And there's that one
broad that plays with that, Caitlyn Clark Jobey Cunningham.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
Super hot. She's smoking and she's hot and she's violent.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
That's the thing now, is like they look hot and
sexy when they walk in. It's like, how you know,
how slutty can I look walking? They got little purses
and everything.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
Young girl had a bikini on. There you go, that's news.
That's cool. Yeah. Chance to rain today, Hi at eighty nine.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Thunderstorms tonight over seventy two tomorrow for your Wednesday. Chance
thunderstorms again high to eighty seven.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
I don't know, U.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
I'll last the Weather department. Since you head up the
weather department. Yeah, dude, I heard the thunderstorms tonight are
gonna get like super nasty. They're calling it the global Killer. Yeah,
that's what it is like when they survived not even bacteria.
I heard somebody was talking about it. They're like, yeah,
these storms are can be like I don't know, one
thousand mile an hour winds. I'm gonna have to cover
up the golf cart. It's a seventy seven outside right now.

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Lunch rock Stater XL Morning Show, Morning Show. I had
to pick my poison either Atlantic City or pleasant Phille
to drive into work. Both beautiful towns and uh both,
I mean have many, many beautiful things you can do.

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How about a four thirty in the morning. It's tough. Yeah,
you sent me a picture of a building was borded.
Ugh that was Atlantic City. Yeah, I decided to do Atlanta,
souh Okay. So I'm coming in from Brigantine and there's
really only there's not a lot of ways you can
give me your other than going all the way around the.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Areas where I could be shot.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
And it sucks because you end up in West Atlantic City,
which is crackead awful. You're right, my destination is the
place that I'm trying to avoid. Yeah, I think we
just we laugh, right, but like it is. I think
we're so used to it now because we've been doing
it now for ten years.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
It's it's bad. West Atlantic City. It's pretty awful.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
There's a car followed me in, thank god. There's I
don't know why they purchased these townhouses, but there's townhouses
against the black Horse Pike that are facing the Crack Hotel.
So there's a car pulls in. I think they're pulling
it behind me and I'm not getting out of my car.
I'm gonna drive and I'll figure that whole thing out.
Luckily they went into the townhouses.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
Yeah, they do.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
They tried about fifteen years ago. They really thought that
they were gonna There was ideas that they were gonna
build boutique casinos up the black Horse Pike.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
I'd love that.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
I would like to really clean up. You know, you
had the baseball stadium, you had baer Field. They had
ideas about Baderfield, and like everything in Atlantic City, it
just you know, it fell on deaf years and never happened.
Then we're supposed to tear down the crack motels that
never happened.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
They're still there.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
So I'm coming from Brigantine, so yesterday I have to
get here. I'm like, okay, I'm not gonna do the
Atlantic City. I'm gonna take the Pleasantville Way and I
go by, uh Delilah's the old strip club. Yeah, the
old Delilah's Dead Man. They used to have lunch there.
They would have crock pots. They're doing some work there,
so I think they're ripping it down I don't know
what they're gonna put there, but yeah, a kid got
murdered behind it, and I think that that that closed

(12:27):
it up for good. You know, if you stand in
the parking lot, you can hear the soul screaming of
the young girls that building. Back in the day, it was, Yeah,
it was a hot spot. I probably used to go
all the time. So I go by there. So I'm
coming down the main street in Pleasantville yesterday. What do
I see guy on the side of the road getting
arrested by the cops. I'm like, I probably avoided this
whole thing for about five minutes earlier. I could have
been around this person that was getting arrested, like, well,

(12:51):
this isn't safe. So maybe today I'll take the Atlantic
City route. I got stopped it every here. Okay, first
of all, when I go I can't take icy that's nice.
There's a back way you could take when you make
a you go buy like the sub shops, like the neighborhoods.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
I don't take that way.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
I figure, if I'm gonna get shot, it's gonna be yeah, yeah,
from the yeah, from breaks You're take in probably MLK
right like like that, and you go up to what
like one of those Ocean or Atlantic or something like that.
I didn't take MLK because I thought that might be
that might be too rough. So I decided to come
off the the exit by the outlets, and I go
straight down that way and I make it right onto

(13:27):
the main stow. You took the tunnel, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
the tunnel. Yeah, I go down to the main tunnel. Dude,
I tell you, man, even that I'm watching people. I'm
watching people. There's there's a one woman, she's standing waiting
for a bus. I'm watching regular people just just walk
like they're coming home from something like do you have
maybe maybe I just feel like I'm in danger and
they're not because they're a part of the whole thing
that's going on in Atlantic City. I saw there was

(13:49):
a I saw two older guys, one had his arm
and what looked to be a pretty young girl. And
I'm like, is that a prostitute? Did I see two guys.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
Solicitors prostituting traffic?

Speaker 4 (14:00):
Morning?

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (14:01):
All this so I could come to work. So I
don't know how to get here. I'm mnna go all
the way down to May's Landing and you turn on
the pike. There's no safe way to get here. Okay,
if you're coming from Brigantine, now, now we'll go. I
will go deep in the weeds on this.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Take go ahead.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
So you come out of Brigantine, your best bet is
to go buy the animal shelter. Right, that's up. Uh
what was that the white Horse pike? So you take
the white Horse Pike and then at the lot at
the old Deliah's Dead, you take a left.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
That's where I that's what I did.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
You cut and then you cut through there and that
should drop you off pretty close to the radio station.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Yeah, it does.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
But then again the radio stations in the bed area
anywhere you go.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Yeah, there's the.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
That's the problem with Brigantine is you gotta go through
all these crap places to get through. You're right, I
realize my shore property is surrounded by you. But that's
why people like Brigantine, Like the lifers that are in
Brigantine like it because it's so detached from everything else.
It's like there are people who never lead Brigandy. Let

(15:00):
me let me tell you those in Ocean City too.
The lifers that like they shop in Ocean City, that's
they they never leave the like you tell them to
go off the mainland and they they start shaking. Oh
when they had the uh when Antifa was riding and
they were at the outlets, I'm pretty sure Brigantine had
a line of cops on the bridge and they were
ready to blow it up like Batman.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
Oh no, you weren't getting on our eyeland.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
That's that's why the casinos uh over, like Bayharas and
Borgattas and stuff Borgatta and and the Golden Nugget which
used to be the Trump Marina, the Trump Castle. That's
the people in Brigantine love those because it's just they
could just go over the bridge. You could ride a
bike to them. That's our place. Yeah, you know, you

(15:43):
never go you actually never go into the actual city.
You go just right over the bridge.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
That's it. That's where I want to stay safe on
your way to work.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yeah, there is no way to be safe, you know.
I luckily May's landing we were super safe though. I
think we just had a guy shoots guy Yeah, and
a Popeye's party. Right, it's awful part.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Can we just work in Williamstown? Just give us somewhere.
I just want to live.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Just give me a nice town where there's not a
lot of crime. But yeah, I I we joke about
West Atlantic City, but I mean it really, any point,
at any point, we could be shot, dude, it is really,
it's just it's I mean, there's I don't think any
redeeming quality of Western Lake City. Do you feel safe
in this building because there's only one door? Now, Now
there's an entranced anywhere. And you have seen many crackheads

(16:36):
try and getting this pill. Yes, we used to have
prostitutes bathe themselves in our bathrooms. We watched a woman
out of her mind through the window. Remember there was
a guy's show.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
There was a guy curled up in a ball by
the front door. This is how they're going to take
us out. This is how we go, and this is it.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Look, I got a pair of tickets go see Adam
Sandler up in Philly. You want to go see Adam
Sandler six zero nine six seven seven one hundred and
seven six zero nine six seven seven one hundred seven
six zero nine six seven seven one hundred seven. Uh right,
I guess he'd stand up right, And he started as
a stand up. So he does some stand up, he
does some music. Sixteen it is there is an age limit.

(17:14):
You have to be sixteen years or older. So you know,
if you have a kid, they have to be sixteen
years or older. Because he gets idea, you know, yeah,
the language can gets six zero nine six seven seven,
one hundred and seven.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
We can pack your rock. Heres for you.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Joe Perry from Aerosmith, he's coming out. He said he
would love for Aerosmith to play one final concert. They
were supposed to be on tour last year, but because
Stephen Tyler has some vocal injuries, they have retired from
doing any type of live performance. So he was being

(17:53):
interviewed and said, well, yeah, I'm always hoping, but going
on the road it's a big deal.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
Pull now together.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
It's one thing to sit there and look online and
see who's touring and stuff, and then there's dates that
show up, but there's so much planning and what it
takes on you physically. It's a lot more than people realize.
So we're not twenty five or thirty anymore. They are
in their mid seventies at this point. So he said,
I would love to do one last show, but that's up.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
To Stephen Tyler and if he's up for it.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Yeah, you hate to go out like that, you know, yeah,
with kind of a whimper because they were supposed to
do a big tour. I think we gave I forget
it was always them in the Black Crows. It was
a big tour man, Yeah, and they ended up having
to cancel the whole thing. You love The Offspring. I
know you're a big fan of the band The Offspring.
They're going to team up with an artist and a

(18:45):
photographer and at their super Charge tour that they're going
on this summer, they're gonna have art exhibits at the show.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
Guess at the show, like when you walk in, you
can see art.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Like pretty fly for a white guy, like something cool
like that. It's the hating of a white guy. Sure, No,
I think it's like a guy who like paints pictures. Okay,
is this the guy that I see online where he
paints a picture with his foot and then he spins
it upside down and then Lintald Trump with a flag
because that is pretty I can't even remember. I think

(19:21):
it was Kiss or it may have been the Rolling Stones.
Somebody opened up and it was a guy who just
would paint on a big canvas and.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
That was the opening act. For the show.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Okay, if it's something cool, Dan, I mean, I guess
it was, but it's like, I don't know what am
I watching.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
I like the guys that do chalk on the sidewalks.
That's pretty neat. Sit there and watch that for I mean,
like my kid does on the driveway like that.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Yeah, like you that big box of chalk and that
you buy at the dollar store and then you jump
in one box with one foot and then two boxes
with the other foot. So yeah, So if you're gonna
go see the offspring the summer, you can go look
at some artwork.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
It's not needed, man, whatever, I mean, I guess it's
something Metallica. They had the horror tent because the guy
was in the horror music or the festival. Each guy
had their own theme tent. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
One guy had the cars. One guy had the horror
themed lars.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
I don't know what he did. Well, I did stand
about three feet away from James Hetfield.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Yeah it was he did the car one. Yeah, I
mean I'm standing right next to the guy from Metallic.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
Yeah. Yeah, I mean that was a cool festival. Atlantic
City ruined it and we never got it back, but
it was it was a very cool festival. If you.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Go on the Internet, there's an eighties radio station. I
guess it's called eighty Central. I don't know, Google it
like series XM.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
You mean no.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
I think it's like one of these like YouTube broadcasts,
and they call it Eighties Central. It's the internet's premiere
all eighties radio station. It's gonna do something cool July thirteen,
It's gonna rebroadcast the original Live Aid okay, both from
Philly and England. So they're going to do that starting

(21:04):
at eight am. The eighty Central channel will rebroadcast Live
Aid and in it original, unfolded, uninterrupted and in real
time from Wembley Stadium and JFK Stadium in Philadelphia, so
listeners can relive every note, every roar from the crowd,
and every transcendent moment that defined the spirit.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
Of a generation. That would be cool. I guess it is, dude.
I go back and I watch a lot of YouTube
clips from Live Aid. It was.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
It was.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
It was a very very cool event. I was I
was too young, but I mean, you know, it was
in Philly, was in our backyard.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
So Phil Collins did both shows, right.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
He took the concord and so he did England and
then flew in the Concorde. No, it was it's a
cool idea, but he ended up sucking what the second time.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
He was tired.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Dude, he was tired and probably probably knocking back a
few drinks because he also dude, he he, he really
did a ton. Not only did he do Phil Collins stuff,
but he also drummed for led Zeppelin. The drummer had
died and they were reuniting for Live eight, and dude.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
It sucked. They he was tired it, dude, he sucked
and Robert Plant sucked. It was it was bad.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
It was a bad day for Phil. Cool concept, but
it was a rough day for Phil. Like even one
of my favorite things he did was.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Uh away from Me.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Whatever that song is, And dude, you can hear him.
He's missing keys, like he's missing notes on the keys.
He knew it was a bad I'm sure he landed
in Philly and his buddy's like, why did you do this?

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Yeah, that was cool. The concord was cool.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
It was like, I think four hours, like it could
it could fly you super quick. Maybe it was even
less than that from London to Philly. But yeah, it's
just he sounded Uh, it's it's it sounded tough. Look
there you go some rock news for it.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Hey, listen to this. All they needed was a new starter.
Got a great deal on eBay. He is He's z XL.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Want to show one hundred point seven is the XL,
South Jersey's rock station, streaming on the ever so popular
iHeartMedia app. Yeah, go to the iHeartRadio app search w ZXL.
Make us your number one preset.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Please.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
I don't understand my wife and laundry. I like my
thing is I have a laundry basket, and my dirty
laundry goes in the laundry basket. And then when the
laundry basket gets filled, I then do my laundry. And
I am when I do laundry, I am do the laundry.

(23:54):
When it gets done, it goes either you hang it
up or it goes in the dryer. Then with I
don't wait around, I don't leave it.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
I don't do it.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Don't start to stink if you leave it in a washingtill.
And then you gotta do the laundry over again. When
it gets it done, I take it, I fold it right.
Just gotta get it done.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Right now, there is one to three piles of laundry
in my bedroom right that probably about two and a
half feet high each one. So I got three piles
of laundry. I think ones for donation, right, it's not
even donation. My wife goes through a closet and then
she leaves a pile of clothes in our bedroom so
that our daughters can go through it. Right, But then

(24:37):
our daughters are lazy and they never go through it.
At least you know that's going away at one point,
but hopefully it's so they got two other things the laundry.
So now there's this other thing that happens where my
wife will bring laundry to the laundry room and put
the baskets in front of the washer and the dryer.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
Yeah, and then leave.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Yeah, mine will pile it up. There'll be a boat,
there'll be a pile of clothes in the laundry room
on the floor. So now, like our kids are older,
so they start to do their own laundry.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Right. So my daughter she's she's she asked the other day,
she said, Hey, there's stuff in the dryer. Can I
take it out? So I said, yeah, take it out.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
And so now there's these two baskets of clothes that
are sitting in the laundry room. So I in my
head yesterday I had some time on my hands. I said, uh, okay, hey,
those two baskets, I'm gonna fold them. So I fold
all this laundry, right, And my wife comes home last
night and she sees all the laundry folded, and she goes,

(25:37):
why did you fold that laundry? I thought she would
say thank you, right, like that's where I wanted, Like, well,
honey doing that. She goes, those are dirty clothes. Oh see,
And I said to her, I go, why, yeah, why
would you you took the time to go to the
laundry room with the baskets of clothes, but then you

(25:57):
don't put the clothes in the washer.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Our rules, if it's on the floor, it's dirty. If
it's up top somewhere, then that means I have a
real problem. And my oldest daughter, when she lived with us,
was notorious for this was the I need to use
the washer and dryer right now, so whatever's happening is
is not important. So she would take wet clothes from

(26:21):
the washer, yeah, put them on the floor and not
in the dryer, so she could put stuff in the washer.
And I put a stop to that. I said, no
clothes are ever going to come out of the washer
and not go in the dryer. And if they come
out of the dryer, they don't get thrown on the floor.
They get put in a basket. I'm not asking it

(26:41):
to fold it, but make sure that my clean clothes
are not touching a floor.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Worst thing I ever did, man, is we put our
washer and dryer in and I built a beautiful woodshelf
over top of it. Now you just take a place
for me to take my clothes and put it on
top if I'm mixing things up, or even to stand
there and do the and and fold. What's come is
now we have like these cabinets over top. It's become
a place for the iron, for bins full of turpas

(27:06):
to Yeah, all that stuff, I'm like, and.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
The thing is like sagging down. Another thing too.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
We put this beautiful shelf, and I knew what happened,
and I told you was gonna happen. And it took
about a month or so. Give credit to my wife.
Now we have this beautiful table. It's underneath of a
beautiful mirror. There should be something on it just to
look nice. It's now has close.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
Packed on it. My wife wanted to put a table
in the in the hallway. I said, whenever we put
a table anywhere. This is just the way we live.
For stuff. Is this this basement?

Speaker 5 (27:31):
Stuff there?

Speaker 3 (27:32):
I have my I have the basement. That's my area.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
I have beautiful things like displayed. I have a whole table.
I don't have to put crap on it. You go
down in my basement, it looks awesome. Yeah, it'll never
happen in any other room.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
Now.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
If I put a table out or a chair, it's
just there's a there's a guess there's a chair in
our guest room.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
That just becomes a place. And I use it because
it's what it's for. I just I don't know.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
I put like sheets and stuff that I can't fold
because there are fitted sheets. I don't know how to fold,
and there's a I can't do it. There's no way
to fitage I put in my hands, I spin it
around and I throw it.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
But if there's something there, it's just gonna collect space.
It's gonna collect stuff. Dude.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
It's yesterday. I clean the utility room. I like to
have a utility room where there's no there's nothing right.
There's a shelf where you put the detergent maybe like
a softener, and that's it right.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
Other than that, I want nothing on top of the
dryer or nothing on top of the wash.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
I like to see the floor, right, I want to see.
I want to see the floor, even in my pantry.
I see.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
I was shot yesterday and I even like, I shook
my head and I went through it.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
I was like, so you took the time to put
the dirty clothes in a basket, and you walk them
down a flight of stairs, shocking.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
And then you put them in the laundry room. But
they never did the laundry and the machine. It's my wife.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
And then you're and then you're laughing at me because
I thought they were clean. Why wouldn't I If your
woman says she doesn't have time, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
Does my wife think that I have to?

Speaker 1 (28:56):
I'm on an exercise bike, and that's how that the
washer is spinning doing the clothes.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Just put him in there, turn the button on. It's
it doesn't itself. I'll change it over, dude, I'm not kidding.
It'll go.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Especially when my oldest lived with us, she would take
sometimes a week she would get she would of course
she waited, and so she had a big hamper of clothes. Dude,
it would be a week long process of her doing laundry.
And I'm like, you gotta get it out of here, like,
get it out. I get anxiety. Get it out ere.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
It will take a whole Sunday. I feel bad.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
She's just the polo clothes.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
The best thing I ever did now is my kids.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
They learn how to what they use the washer, they
put into the dryer, taking their room, and they folded themselves.
Bestly I ever did. Eight and a twelve year old.
Ye old enough, man make the button. My wife wants
to show the twelve year old how to do launch
do it?

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Man's easy. I don't. I don't know if I trust them. Oh,
they turned the button on. The monkey could do it.
And next thing you know is just what it's.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
It's it's like a sitcom where like there's just SuDS
all over the laundry room. Yeah, try to get them
to fold, to turn your It was the right way
out because if I do have to fold them, look now,
I gotta I gotta I gotta turn the pants.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
I was like, what do you guys? Do you strup dude?

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Sometimes I'll fold clothes and my wife doesn't like the
way I fold the clothes and then she gets mad
at me because she has to refold them, and.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
I go, no, you do you fill them out the
window like they do. Just thank you that I folded
your clothes.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
I throw them out the window, like the second story window,
Like when you're breaking up with your boyfriend and a
woman's throwing the clothes out the window on the lawn.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
Look we get back, man, We'll not got some headlines.
This report is sponsored by Ali.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Well Hunch point seven's the XL's Out Jerseys rock stations,
The XL Morning Show streaming on the iHeartRadio app, which
is also where you can find the talk back feature. Yeah, man,
go I Heart Radio ap search WSXL. You see a
red microphone button, hit that red microphone button.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
Just please do it.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
And that's how you send us a message. Best way
to get ahold of us. Look, we got a lot
of knuckleheads. They give us talk, so we'll do it.
You want to shout out your business, that's fine. You
want to you want to tell you to tell us
to play a song.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
We'll do that. You just want to vent about something,
it's the talk back feature. Use it.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
I got a couple of not funny ones. You want
a couple not funny ones?

Speaker 3 (31:15):
Or is it people trying to be funny and they
just missed the they missed the mark. You're just not funny.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
And then we know these people like one is Captain
Bob the Booze Cruises I do on Thursday, which, by
the way, not this Thursday, but next Thursday we're back
on the Booze Cruises.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
So yeah, Captain Bob on it. He is the beautiful
Starfish cruise liner. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
By the way, the whole crew laughs when you say
the uh the cruise liner. Yes, because it's a big
piece of metal.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
It's a big it's a big, beautiful starfish cruise liner.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
The gallons of bleach and how's that even? Okay? For
the sea isle there with the gallons of bleach, they.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Think very clean sea life right there, because he uses
so much bleach to clean the boats every night.

Speaker 4 (31:53):
Hey, is the Betty backgrack cass calling for Scottie. Uh,
we have a bed reserves for you for thirty. It
sounds like you're gonna need it. Give us a call
back and one hunter Betty.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
Now what is the best? I don't even know what
that joke means.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
He was Betty backpack house and he was making a
joke because I did shrooms over the weekend and he's telling.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
Me to go to rehab. That's a re Betty backpack
is a rehab facility.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Yeah, I get Oh, I don't know if it is,
but I think that's the joke. I think that is
the yes, yes, which, by the way, just trying to
expand my mind, that's all. He's also a mush Bob
by the way, I still haven't let it. I still
haven't let it go, the fact that we did that
thing and the gold you were gambling with Captain Bob
and uh and he was a mush for you. You
gotta hit and then the dealer gets twenty one.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
I was so so angry.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
By the way, he hasn't paid me yet, So get ready, Bob,
Bob anoy.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
So those booze crises may end soon. Yeah, as I'm Christen.
One of my Chrison Chrison teekis whoever crushing shoe shoe
That guy that has the hots for your mom. Is
a deaf Leopard fan.

Speaker 5 (33:07):
Could there be any worse kind of a human being
in the world that is a deaf leopard fan.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
I don't know. He's tapping on the phone before he
hits it. It finally comes in stereo.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
That's our buddy, heavy Handed Dennis, another not funny one
and so that.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
But I see what he's doing there.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
So there's a guy that calls up and says how
he wants to bang your mom, and sometimes he says
that he.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Actually has banged your mom. I got him next. I
got a whole reel of him.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
And so apparently that guy went to a deaf Leopard concert,
and heavy Handed Dennis thinks that the worst thing you
could possibly do as a human being is go to
a deaf leopard concert.

Speaker 5 (33:43):
Hey, Jojo Scotti, So you guys are rock DJs, know
your rock and roll.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
I got a rock riddle for you. See be free
this one out?

Speaker 2 (33:51):
What is this.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
For it? Yet?

Speaker 3 (33:58):
That's the drum solo a death Leopard concert. I saw
he was gonna go banging my mom. Yeah, I thought
that was a bag of my mom joke. His his
go to is that he bangs your mom, uh no,
that was a one arm one.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Armed drummer joke, because the drummer for def Leopard only
has one arm.

Speaker 5 (34:15):
Hey, you guys gotta get that app fixed. Listen to
it's horrible. I thought I was on shrooms. I heard
Gary g like four times telling the same story and Jojo,
get that control, get that working. You guys need your
wives on the air more often. That's that's classic radio.
Listen to them bitch and Moano all day. That's classic.
And uh, hey, Scott, come on man. You guys used

(34:38):
to do remote bikinis.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
Midget wrestling, Hooters, all that stuff.

Speaker 5 (34:42):
Now you're complaining about driving to a shirt.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
You got cut off there. But there's a lot to unpack,
and we'll unpack it.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
First of all, the app clicks like that because they're
trying to get rid of the commercials, so they're trying
to jam music in there.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
That's the way the app you to listen to. Commercials
there are.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
There and I get it, and they're fixing It's it's
new technology, They're they're fixing it. But yeah, you can
go to the app, the iHeartRadio app search wz XL
and that's how you can listen to us too.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
Then he wanted who to come back on the second
All yeah, the wives.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
The wis our wives are absolutely yes when it comes
to talkbacks. Now wish our wives would get more about
We even talked about having them come in one time
and hang out for the show, which I think would
be really really fun.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
Absolutely, but then they would see how little work we do,
right yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
And then third was I don't know we still do
those things. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
We did a bikini it was saying I was complaining
that I had to drive ninety minutes to go to
do to do drugs, and uh, I used to somehow
he connected it to I used to do bikini pageants,
so that's cool. And Midge wrestling, and yeah, we have
all that coming up.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Now this year we're going to do a bikini pageant
with midgets. Okay, yeah, I don't think that's happening. All right,
that's it we got for the talkback. Go online, go
to the iHeart Radio app, I Heeart Radio app. Put
it on your phone, search w's XL. Hit the red
microphone button. That's how you send us a message to
be better than it's gotta be better than that. They
were tough ones today. Look we get back. I'm knock

(36:08):
out some trash. Oh love trash, anything, thirty doing anything,
racket rock or roughing.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
Yes, love frash. Hey, here's some trash for you. This
is pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Chloe Kardashian, she's the one that may or may not
be Oj Simpson's daughter because she doesn't look like any
She doesn't look like your sisters at all anything.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
Now. She looks totally there for work. She brought that
up yesterday.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
She she tagged her doctor and she has said everything
she's gotten done, okay, so starting with this, in the
last fifteen years, she got a nose job, laser hair
for the hair or hairline, bowtops, botox, I'm sorry, and

(37:11):
sculptra I don't know what that is, laser for skin tightening.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
The whole face got worked, man. I'll tell you what
she lost.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
She lost eighty pounds. Well good for her collagen uh
in her chin and neck. Uh, Salm, salmon, sperm facials,
regular facials, peptides, vitamins, and daily skincare. Uh. She she
put that out herself online yesterday saying that's that's everything
she got done, because she does she she really does

(37:45):
look like a different human being. Yeah, you might as
well get in front of it. And you're trying to
keep up with your sisters. They're all gorgeous. You know,
you're the one that looked like OJ. Yeah she was
a running girl. Yeah. A tough week for Katie Perry
or a husband left her and now she has a
home guy that's bothering her outside of her house.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
Go back and do your concerts so I can go
to one, so you know your hits.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
She called the cops and she said there's a homeless
guy outside of her house and he won't leave her alone.
Lady Gaga, Elton John, I guess we're asked by Jeff
Bezos to come play his wedding. His wedding happened over
the weekend. They asked for six million dollars to play
to play the wedding. No, just I guess together three

(38:30):
still a lot. It's a lot of money. But you're
also Jeff Bezos. I mean, I don't know either you're
invited to be a guest or I don't know, do
you want to play the wedding?

Speaker 3 (38:39):
I think it was a man. There was a lot
of celebs.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
There a lot of celebritis says, ninety private planes flew
into Venice.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
For that wedding.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Yeah, dude, they took over Italy. Adrian Peterson, we talked
about him last week. He got into a fight at
a poker tournament, right, Adrian Peterson was a running back
in the NFL, so he gets a no fight at
poker tournament. And now the celebrity promoter out of Philly,
the guy who tried to get me and Lindsay Lohan's

(39:08):
dad the celebrity box fight over her. By the way,
I'm not a celebrity at all, and he's barely a celebrity.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
That guy is now trying to get Adrian Peterson to do.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
A celebrity boxing gag. So no word on if Adrian
Peterson said yes. It was crazy because Adrian Peterson would
heal like I think he tore an achilles and like
he played the next week on it or something.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
It was like he played the same season. The only
thing that took him out of the NFL was him
beating his kids, which I don't disagree with all the time.
I mean, it was then and I understand the branch
that we hit him.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Well, it's called a switch. A switch, and he said
he said, that's how we grew up in the South.
You went out in the backyard. Your grandma took a
branch off the tree. Yeah, and she whipped her butt.
That's why we all were well behaved.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
And they kicked him. Dude. I think he lost the
whole season because of that.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
There you go, trash for let's chains been bottleneckd and
you're fixing the whole gown.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
Okay, slow down there on. Hey, good morning's the XL.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
Hey, how you doing?

Speaker 3 (40:12):
Dude?

Speaker 4 (40:12):
Man?

Speaker 3 (40:12):
How are you going? Hey?

Speaker 5 (40:14):
Man?

Speaker 3 (40:14):
What's going on with you? Buddy? What's your name right now?
My name is Danny?

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Okay, Danny, you're calling in for the Adam Sandler. I
guess a very family friendly show.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
It's sixteen and up. No, it's not family friendly.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Well, sixteen and up. It's pretty family friendly. No, I
actually say it clear as day. It's it's a very
edgy show. That's why you have to be sixteen and up.
I thought that would be eighteen and up. No, I
guess they figured it's sixteen. You've heard curses before, right, Yeah,
I don't know. My eight year old here curses in
the house from the mom.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
You know, I was a little bummed out. So my
little guy the other day he comes in and I
was like, yeo, budd, you want to watch a movie?

Speaker 3 (40:49):
And he's like yeah. So we're going through the movies
and he sees Caddy Shack. He goes, what's Caddyshack?

Speaker 1 (40:54):
I go perfect, I go me and you were gonna
sit here and we're gonna have a father son moment
where we're gonna watch Caddy Shack. You only fell asleep
ten minutes in?

Speaker 3 (41:01):
Really? Yeah? Not into it? Huh yeah, I don't. I
think at twelve you really didn't get cash.

Speaker 5 (41:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Well, we have a swear jar in our house now.
It's pretty cool. That's what that's what we use for
the ice cream money on the weekends.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
But I'll tell you what to twelve.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
The other day.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Yeah, my wife, My wife's up till like I think
my wife's up to like eleven dollars in a week,
which is pretty pretty good.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
Dude. I'll be in eleven dollars in an hour. Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Now I purposely say it, like my wife will say
a curse and I'll say, you know, I'll drop the
s H word like, oh my god, I coup saying
then then I gotta I gotta pay a dollar.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
So yeah, I uh, I don't.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
I don't hide uh language uh in my house because
it's my house. Yeah, because it's my like like that
is what I But now, what's weird is my kids
are cursing. Okay, just there's because they're because they're well,
three of them are adults. Yeah, and they and but
even my daughter shull curse in front of me and
then apologize, and I'm like, well, you're you're twenty years old.

(42:00):
It's okay, Like I know that you've probably cursed before.
I like to purposely curse and say awful, awful, awful things,
like even sexual things are fun of my mom because
I think it makes my wife uncomfortable.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
So it's really really fun fun of mom.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
So I'll drop the sea word in fun of Moss
so because I don't care, because she lives in the
house that I rent to her, the twenty five year
old my wife, and I will make comments to her
about us banging, okay, because just to make her feel uncomfortable.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna throw it to her. Yeah,
I'm gonna throw your mom about like a dish rag.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
All right, dude, you got tickets Adam Sandler up in
Philly at the Wells Fargo Center.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
And you have to be sixteen years or older to
go to the show.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
So Adam Sandler up in Philly, you got tickets? All right,
stay on hold, We're gonna get all your info.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
Thank you, anyboy, real quick? What do you do for
a living? I work at Hamilton Farms. It's a we
cultivate medical marijuana. Yes, like down, nice, I got some samples.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
For you, guys, man drop by the studio.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
I was I was gonna not ask, but if you
want to drop them off, please do.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
We will sample them and then and then give you
a review. We took them some awards this year, two
trophies for best budd Where where does this award show happen?

Speaker 5 (43:21):
It goes in every state.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
It's called m j Unpacked.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
They hold it to shore Mall.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
No, this one was at the hard Rock The hard
Rock Okay, so it's a legit award show.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
They had to give blowout awards show the whole night. Nice,
and you guys won two awards.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
Yeah, we're best budd So now you started last year.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
We just started last year.

Speaker 5 (43:42):
We're all local, all local investors.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
Okay, you s got this.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
One guy coming from Colorado that took all this knowledge
and he brought it here.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
All right, so hold on, so you're you cultivate it,
and then what do you sell it? The dispensaries.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
Yeah, we put it on like a wholesale menu and
they get to choose and okay, you know like you're
both pricing. Hey man, sounds like a good business.

Speaker 5 (44:04):
I know.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
I got people in my family that you know, love
hitting up the dispensaries, and I got a bunch of
us that I got a bunch of them around me.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
Now, yeah, you gotta be careful with some of those
other places. I'm starting to hear a lot of stories. Yeah,
be careful, Slot, you will hear the thing.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
So you you do like I like, once again, I
don't know, I don't go like a dispensary sells like
real weed. But then there's like like stores that converted
an old wah wah and they're called like like like
at a vaporama, but they sell, but they sell like
it's like chemical weed.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
It's not like real weed, right, I need the natural stuff.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Yeah, even even a lot of places around here that
grow commercially. They don't put the right stuff in their
in their plants.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
And here you'll start to see it.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
New Jersey's gonna start implementing a new law.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
Yeah, because I hear, yeah, I hear that chemical stuff
is awful for you. That mold.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Show you stay on hold. You know, Look, I get it,
I have to, you know, I have to deal with
this stuff. But you don't want to have to deal
with it. So my daughter who's in college, she never
had like a real serious relationship in high school. So
now she's got like a real serious boyfriend in college.
And he came over for Easter. I didn't want to

(45:27):
like him, but he's a nice kid. He's a smart kid,
you know, and so like I was, all right, Now
he hung out and he's not like a bad boy.
She don't like the bad boy types have tattoo, no forgets.
So no, no, he's just not I don't think he
has any tattoos. So he was fun hung out on

(45:48):
Easter and you know, got hung with the family, you know.
And and but believe me, that can be a trip.
So I don't know what's going through his head. So
he lives in upstate New York, like he lives out
side in New York City, and so my daughter asked
me the other day, She's like, do you do you
care if Tim sleeps over because he's coming down for whatever.

(46:12):
They were going to Delaware or something. She's moving into
an apartment put them in the basement.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
So that's what it is.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Well, yeah, we separate. There's there's yeah, come on, now,
come on, now we we know better, we separate. He
can stay so I was like yeah. I was like,
it's fine, he can stay over for the night. So
yesterday I get I get back to the house after
the show, I pay the bills, I I give them life.

(46:39):
No one ever makes me breakfast.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
She's sitting there making them breakfast.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Oh he's running the house. Now, I'm like, what, like
what not even an offer? Like I don't like avocado toast,
but an offer would? It would have been nice sitting there.
She's like, you know, the stupid puppy dog.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
I know exactly what you're talking about because I remember
with what having girlfriends, I'd make him dinner all the
time and everything.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
MANE like like, I don't know, Like how about.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Me, you offer me something or maybe one day I
come home and you have dinner ready, no now.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
But the stupid boyfriend he gets, he gets all that nonsense.
I like that at all. I was a little upset,
to be honest with.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
You, with this guy here right, I think you have
to be careful, and i'll tell you why. I think
you're gonna come off as being too much of a
buddy and not enough as a dad who has to
protect his daughter, because you seem like you could get
a little out of hand where this guy could be
like I don't know, man, he was he had less
mature than I did. Yeah, at this party, I was

(47:44):
You're to say you don't want to go, you don't
want to be in the friend zone with this guy.
He still has to fear you a little bit because
it's your daughter. Yes, you're gonna run into that problem,
and I don't think you can help it. Yes, dad,
you're not really like a father figure.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
Okay you but not.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
You went and party with your daughter, which I think
is super cool. But this guy's got to be afraid
of you. Yes, well, my kids are adults, so but
I hear what you're saying, and I, yes, am I
a guy who's gonna have a shotgun next to me
when I talked to him, Nah, see we should open
the doors like bad boys too. You and I yeah,
you know, And once again she I raised my kids

(48:24):
to be smart, so she she has like, the kid's
a good kid. It's not like she's not bringing home
a gang bang, right, exactly right, Like it's not it's
not a kid with a tattoo on his forehead.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
Right.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
So so I trust her in that. And my wife
also has to talk me off the ledge because apparently
when my daughter was like pitching us the idea that
she's like really serious with this guy, I was very
negative and my wife had to take me aside, and
she's like, you know, you're ruining this situation for her. Sure,

(48:57):
don't push her away. You want this guy to be invited.
And she's like, you keep an eye on him. Yeah,
she's like, stopping the dick. Just be a normal person.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
You keep your friends close, you keep your enemies closer.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
My oldest daughter, she's had some real hum dingers of
of of goofball guys got out and those guys are
scared of me, okay, and they should be.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
And so yeah, there fight one I did.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Yeah I didn't like Okay, Okay, okay, let's okay, let's
examine fighting thrown up against the wall?

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Okay, show him whose boss?

Speaker 1 (49:34):
So that's when you first met him, right, he says, hello,
you throw him up against the wall. You have to
talk with him? No, no, but there was there there,
there was a throw up against the wall, and I
believe the words I will kill you. Yeah, there you go,
yeah justified. Yeah, so there there is that. Two different
two different daughters, two different one. One seems to be

(49:56):
with he seems to be a good guy. He might
be a serial killer.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know them
all that well yet.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Yeah, my wife is trying to have the conversation with
my my more my twelve year old than my eight
year old. And she's just kind of like your eight
year old's got a serious girl. She's putting it into
their brains. What kind of girl they need to bring home.
Don't bring home trash, don't bring any She better be smart,
she better be attractive, she better be a you know,
a go get her.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
Here's the problem.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
You put that in their head, and they're gonna do
the opposite. Yeah, the worst ones I remember, they're gonna
they're gonna he's gonna bring home the things you hate.
Nose piercing blue hair.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
Uh just you know a U A Hello Kitty T shirt.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
I had the basement in my room, so that just
the dish rags and the trash. I pranced across my
dad and a lazy boy. One was girl tattoos on
her neck and everything else. She had to stop coming
over because she was on house arrest, so I had
to start going to her house. She had she had
a bracelet on her ankle. See this is you gotta
get through all that. You gotta get through the trash.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
See this is the thing. My my parents liked my
girlfriends more than me.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
Yeah, that was a that was a real problem with
with with me. Uh So then I'd break up with
them and they get mad at me. Right they wish
you would go, yeah, they're they're you can do so,
we're not gonna see her anymore.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
And I go, no, not, Look, we get back. We'll
do a thing called You think you have a bet,
you think you've got it bad. I don't think we
have a bad.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Some Christmas tree farmers in Virginia, they were working in
the field, right, this is the time of year, you
gotta get it ready because you know Christmas is almost
around the corner.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
But you know, cut them down yet because you were
a Christmas tree expert. But you don't cut them down
yet obviously. No, no, no, dude, dude, it's a it's
a crazy business. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
I worked on a Christmas tree farm for a couple
seasons and like, you got to plan ten years out.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
Yes, dude, I mean they're trees, so they don't go
very fast.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
So if you don't plan it out right or and
I know this happened that the farm I worked at, uh,
we had a disease come in and it like ravaged
some some of the some of the farmland and uh
and killed a lot of the trees. We also, dude,
this is crazy. The the last year I think I

(52:18):
worked there, we had a side field that it was
a little bit off the farm and tractor trailer pulled
up one night in the middle of the night. Now
the people lived on the farm, they didn't even hear
this happened. Tractor trailer pulls up, A bunch of guys,
get out, cut all the trees down, throw them in
the back of the truck and take off.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
They stole them. They stole them the Great Christmas Tree Heights.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
It's yeah, wow, who would have ever thought about doing
something like that?

Speaker 5 (52:48):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (52:49):
In Massachusetts, a pig was on the loose on a
highway and do you know how the police were able
to get the pig back to wherever?

Speaker 3 (52:57):
Had they go the pig land or what? How did
they get her with crackers?

Speaker 1 (53:03):
I guess they put a trail of crackers down the
side of the highway and the pig followed the crackers
until someone was able to.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
Grab the pig and then get it back to the
farm that it escaped from.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
It.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
That's how I get my dog into the crate. There's
a line of food. I mean, I guess. Once again, I.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
Don't get the world record stuff, Guinness World Record stuff,
but whatever. A YouTuber who specializes in dominoes has built
a domino tower that's thirty three feet tall and it's
now broken a world record. I'm okay with it. I
don't mind dominoes. I think they're kind of cool when
you set up the big display that was the thing
back in the day. Back in the day, I remember
getting a domino set for Christmas, Like I don't know, Yeah, you.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
Set them up in your kitchen and you knock them down. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
I like when they do it on the bar with shots,
and I've seen what they go all the way around
the bar, shot falls and keeps dropping over.

Speaker 4 (53:55):
But I.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
So we were in I was in some bar and
I believe it was maybe Miami. I think it was Miami.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
I'm in a bar and this old guy is sitting
at a table at the bar and there's not a
lot of people at the bar. It's kind of a
die bar and I have we had come off the
beach when we had our little guy with us, and
the owner I was like, is it cool if you
know a little guy comes in and.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
He's like, yeah, there's nobody here, it's cool.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
So this old guy is in the corner and he's
playing dominoes. Dude just looked like an old, homeless guy.
And he's playing dominoes because there's a real game to dominoes,
not just pushing them over.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
And he never played I don't know.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
So the old guy calls me over and says, hey,
do you mind, can I can I play dominoes with
your little guy? And dude, we ended up talking to
the guy. Ye a beautiful human being, unbelievable, just looked homeless.
Wasn't very smart, well educated guy. He just sits in
the corner of the bar during the day because he's
retired and plays dominoes. He taught me and my son

(54:56):
how to play dominoes. It was awesome when he spent
the whole afternoon.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
The guy.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
You tried to get rid of all your dominoes? Right?

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Is at the point, I think, right, because you got
to match the I can't do I was drunk, so
I can't remember. Uh, but you got to match the
numbers up. There's a five, you put your five next
to it.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
Something like that.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
Yeah, man, dude, And it was. It was an awesome afternoon.
We had a blast there you go. Those people they
haven't beat you do not so much. One hundred boy
Seven's the XLS out Jerseys Rock Stations.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
The XL.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
I know we're not supposed to talk about politics, and
we really don't on this show. We had a we
had a little meeting. They said, listen, stay away from politics.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
But it's fun.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
It's a fun politics. It's it's kind of like what
wrestling used to be that I feel like I can
bring it up. We goof, like we goof about it.
It is a goof, and we goof on both sides too.
I love the fact that this. I thought this was
a great idea and I never thought it would actually
actually like we goofed about this when they started closing

(55:58):
the board.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
It was genius to do this. And you know, because
they're going over it was it the Rio grand or
whatever like right, And uh, I think we thought about
it before they.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
I thought we said we should put sharks and alligators
in the water and then people won't be able to
cross over those waterways to get into the country. I'll
be goddamn that there's not alligator Alcatraz is now a
thing in Florida. Yeah, and I just shake my head.
It it's a great idea, I get it. But the
fact that it actually came true was just shocked.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
And that they're calling it that and they're.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Calling it yes, politics now, Politics now is the w
w E you can you can have fun with politics
now and not I don't know.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
I wish we could just all have bumble politics. And
if you don't know what.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
We're talking about, it's there's a So there's the middle
of Florida and there's alligator Alley is what they call it.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
I'm in a plane crash and everyone got eaten by alligators.
I think that ended up becoming Spirit Airlines.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Oh didn't Yeah, okay, so so, uh there's out alligator alley.
There's a lot of alligators in Florida. And in the
middle of Florida, it's hot, it's swampy. So I guess
it's an old airport and they're they're they're reconfiguring the airport. Uh,
and they're gonna make it a deportation center. But around

(57:17):
the airport is known to have massive amounts of alligators.
So if anyone tries to escape, they're gonna get eaten
by alligators. And it's going up pretty quick. I thought, now, listen,
I could be wrong. I thought there'd be solid walls.
It looks more like a technic if you're having if
you're having a wedding outside, they put a ten and
I'm gonna say, in Florida in the summer, it's gonna
be a little muggy.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
Yeah. Yeah, dun't look like it's gonna really hold air
conditioning real well.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
And the fact that people are protesting this is shocking
to me too. Like you're protesting the fact that people
just have to be detained and if they try to escape.
This is like, this is like real Alcatraz. Like they
said there were sharks in the water.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
This is genius. I don't I'm not gonna try to.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
Play about that about Alcatraz and the and the stories
always were, uh, you know, you can't swim off Alcatraz
because of the sharks and everything. But every year they
have a big Alcatraz Swim where people go from San
Francisco to Alcatraz and swim. We gotta swim fast water. Yeah,
they say that guy probably got away, that got out

(58:17):
of Alcatraz. They do the three guys, there's three of them, Yeah,
and they they never were found and they so they
don't know. They're the only ones that that they think
sort of kind of could.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
Have made it.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Now, it'd be interesting the video footage of the first
person who does leave this facility, who is just gonna
be mulled by alligators. And that's not the alligator's fault, everybody.
That's that person's fault at the alligator's home. That's food
for the alligator. Dude, Look at Goodfellas, what did they do?
They got sent to Florida to take care of somebody
and they fed them to the alligants. Right, you know

(58:49):
that's what that's what you do in Florida. Everybody thanks
your cause and they always welcomed on the show. Glad
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Speaker 4 (59:14):
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Speaker 3 (59:17):
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Speaker 1 (59:21):
Are gonna stop your shout and stop your side?

Speaker 3 (59:23):
Well to be happy again? Where are you smiling?

Speaker 5 (59:26):
Let's you smile?

Speaker 3 (59:27):
Keep on smiling.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
I'm smiling dropping around, man, I know you guys are
all my love to me. Guys on my way and
work the.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
Gre She's a guy, Yeah, warming up ship and I'm.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
Like, I'm about here.

Speaker 3 (59:42):
We're rocking. Hey, thank you you shot You're the best.
How you doing?

Speaker 2 (59:45):
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Speaker 3 (59:46):
Keep me laughing? Then you guys are great. Good morning guys, Hilario.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
Let's shot it? Oh god, is it my radio or
are you only broadcasting and mana.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
You get them the hell out of here with you
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