TUESDAY 8-13-24

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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake up?

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Thats like, why up?

Speaker 3 (00:18):
In a world of dull, mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
And management, one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining,
compelling and educated radio and stand above.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
All the rest. And this show isn't it? Hey?

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:06):
What's that happened? Good morning? Fifteen thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
That's a lot of money, man, it is a lot
of money, A lot of money. What could I buy
with fifteen thousand? I could buy I don't know, one
sixteenth of a swimming pool.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
I used to buy a pretty nice car. Not anymore. Nah, Yeah,
you get old. Yeah, but you're back in the day.
Fifteen thousand, be like, all right, get it something something nice,
brand new Saturn, Remember the old Saturn saturns? Yeah, two
thousand dollars, man, get old geo prism. I'm gonna say
fifteen thousand a purse. No air conditioning units are expensive, man, Yeah,

(01:42):
it's crazy. Our one one of our air units went
and the second one started to go. So the guy
came out yesterday. He's like, he's like, they're both old,
and I think they're near and twenty years old. Just
do both of them same time.

Speaker 5 (01:56):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
What He's like, He's like, look, he goes, I can't
tell you. He goes, I can kind of, you know,
whatever he did with refrigerant or whatever. He's like, I can,
you know, I can make this one stay alive, but
I can't promise you how long. And he's like, I'll
cut you a deal if you just want to do both.
And I'm like, uh, yeah, what's the deal? And in
my head, I'm like a thousand bucks? Oh, and he

(02:20):
he's like comes back and he's like, yeah, man, it's
like eight grand, eight grand a unit.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Yeah, and the markup is tremendous. That unit probably costs
them at a supply shop. You're count you're paying for
him to put it in. Yeah, he's probably about fifteen hundred,
maybe two thousand dollars for that unit.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
But hey, he has the knowledge to put it all in.
What it is. That's why kids sometimes, you know, look
these that's why these these jobs right where you got
to work with your hands, they're making a comeback because
you can make a lot of money. I got two buddies.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Man, it's it's him and a helper and a truck
and he might do one or two units a week
and listen, it takes his time, does it?

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeah? Bang down three four thousand dollars a week. That's
good money. That was That was this guy. It's him
and a kid, you know, a kid was seven.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
And oh my god, there's work labor walls man.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
So uh yeah, they came out and it's that thing
where you're like, oh, okay, well it's gotta get it's
it's it's like a mechanic, it's gotta get done. Sure,
I can'tnot like, I can't not do it. And luckily
it's been beautiful out the last couple of days, because
if we're in a heat wave, man, i'd have to
be like, yeah, you got me up against the wall. Yep. Yeah,
that price goes up. Man.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
When it's hot outside. I'm sure they're busy. Yeah, it's
ninety two degrees out, that'll be thirty four thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
And the thing is you gotta you gotta pay it.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yep, everybody. Uh, it's Tuesday. We're gonna drive into that.
We're gonna find a ZXL Workforce Employee of the Day
two dates.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Bush over at the hard Rock. We'll look get with
tickets for that coming up just a little bit. It's
one twenty.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Seven ZXL Top Jersey's rock station and the ZXL Morning
shook a morning.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Everybody doing lie. I can go alrite it and we'll
do it lit and things sucks. I'm Scotty. Good morning.
Here's some news felt use. Federal investigators are looking into
whether Iranian hackers targeted individuals associated with the Trump and

(04:14):
Biden Harris campaigns. Three people familiar with the investigation have
confirmed that the FBI launched the probes in early summer
after both presidential campaigns experienced attempting phishing schemes targeting people
on the campaign. Iran back cyber criminals are the potential suspects.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Now, who do they want to win? Because I think
Biden's gonna give them a nuclear missile and Trump doesn't
want them to have a nuclear missile.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
I think they just do it to disrupt, Yeah, right, like,
I don't think they even have, you know, a right
wing left wing thing. It's they just want to disrupt
everything here in the States. Their knuckleheads, that's what they are.
Especially because now Iran is involved with the the Hamas,

(05:00):
what is it.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
The gospel attack. Yeah, the God that Israel Palestine thing again.
Knucklehead move.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
A man is hospitalized in critical condition after two people
were shot at at a Cumberland County apartment complex over
the weekend. The accused gunman is in custody, police said yesterday.
Officers responded to the Amity Heights apartment complex Saturday morning
and found two men, ages thirty one and forty five,
suffering from gunshot wounds. One was taken to Cooper University

(05:27):
Hospital in Camden, where he remains critical but stable condition.
The other one was treated and released. A few hours
after the shooting, police arrested a resident from the apartment complex.
Now more knuckleheads. This whole thing is knuckleheads. This morning,
this is nuts. A chemical used in rocket fuel and
fireworks is found now in food products, particularly those popular

(05:48):
with babies and children. That's coming from consumer reports. The
test by the group come decades after the chemical, called percolorate,
was first identified as a contaminant in food, food and water.
It's in twenty percent of supermarket lettuce uh. It's linked
to potential brain damage and fetuses and newborns and thybroid

(06:11):
troubles and adults percolorate was detected in sixty seven percent
of one hundred and ninety six samples of sixty three
grocery and ten fast food products.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Yeah, that's that's what a kid with energy needs is
rocket fuel? What are we pouring rocket fuel on our lettuce?

Speaker 2 (06:29):
When you're when you're.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
When you're putting the food together, you're like, what what
do we need to make this happen?

Speaker 2 (06:34):
What do we need here? At that rocket fuel? Man? Honey,
get it, it's up in the cabinet. That's news. What
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And if you're a Penn State fan, their Beaver Stadium

(06:57):
is getting some upgrades this season. They're putting up new
video boards and it's around seven hundred million dollars in renovations,
including field lighting and a new welcome center.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
I thought they changed the name of that because the
Beaver and the girls thing know its Beaver College. Oh,
Beaver College.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yeah, it was Beaver It was Beaver College and they
ended up changing I forget what it's called now, but
it's not Beaver College anymore, because that was the joke
was right around when I was in high school that
they changed it because the U U I'm going to
go to Beaver Yeah, oh shit, I get it right.
And then uh and then it got some stupid name.
Well maybe Penn State had other other things to worry
about too. Yeah, I don't see any uh that seven

(07:36):
hundred million dollars any Joe past statues now going to
be up there? Where is that statue? What wherehouse is
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Speaker 1 (07:48):
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CXL South Jersey's Rock Station ZXL woarn L South.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
There is in black station z x morn you show.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
I'm reminded about how this job, the one that you
and I have, what we do every day, that there's
really no skill you take from this job and apply
it to another job.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Unless you're gonna be like hosting an event. Okay, like
if they're if they need an MC that's where that's
what we say. He needed a carnival barker. Okay, yeah
I could. I could do that.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Like if we're sitting in a dunk tank and I
gotta make jokes at a guy as he's walking by
the trying to get to buy the balls to dunk me.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
It's tough to take this to another platform. I mean,
you now have the podcast world, but the podcast world
is a little oversaturated. But you know that. Yeah, it's tough.
We sit in front of a microphone. It's what we do.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Like if a buddy has if he's driving the truck,
can go and get another job driving the truck. If
he does construction, is another job with a construction company.
Tell you, man, this this job has I've seen this
job ruin lives. And I'll go back to friends that
is ruined since college radio because you think you were.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Gonna be a radio star, and that is going to
be it.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Behind the curtain, everybody we do Okay, all right, you
and I we make nice lives for ourselves, but we
have wives that support us and make tremendous amounts of
money that we don't.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yeah, our wives are smart, beautiful, educated women. Me and
your knuckleheads who have hung out for fifteen years.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Which is why we got them. We got the women
because we do radio. Like if I'm working, listen, you know,
self check out at the Walmart. Maybe my wife's not
giving me the time of day, but she maybe when
I was in radio.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
I could get free movie tickets. When this all drives
up me and you, we were greeters at Walmart.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Hey, what's happening. That's it, man, Hey, what's going on.
I can't take a job and apply it anywhere.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
I need to take your receipt please. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yeah, and I see this because I have now a
friend who was let go from his job. He says
he quit. I say he was let go from his
job last week?

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Is this cat guy? Uh?

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Yeah, cat guy guy? Yeah, down down South? Yes, he's
moving back to New Jersey. Yeah, and that's it. Radio
is done. He's almost fifty. He was doing afternoon drive
at the top forty station, just slinging down the campdowns
and everything else.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
He aged out.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Dude, it's all over and now he's going to start
life over again. Yeah, I'm trying to give him words
of a couragement. He's moving back home. He's going to
live with mom, you know, because there's nowhere else to
go this job. You don't have a savings account when
you do radio.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
So he's moving back home with mom, and he's gonna
start all over again. And I'm just shaking my head.
I'm like, I don't even know what direction to send
this guy in. Where do you go? I mean, unless
you've built a little.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Unless he goes back are schooling, you know, like like
we have guys who we worked with who went to
the IT world. Yeah, we have a couple of guys
who did that. Yeah. I mean it wouldn't probably wouldn't
hurt for him to do some type of schooling.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Yeah, because again we all bounced out of community college
and we were right to our our radio days, you know,
but we didn't really I don't even think we finished
community you know.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Get he got he could be a waiter. There you go.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Man, it might just be starting all over again, which
I guess at fifty, if this all goes away, I'm
okay with I don't know I feel like I'm retiring
from the occupation and now I'm gonna now early retirement.
I maybe I could walk, I work at a home
depot or do something like that.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
My wife and I talk about it all the time.
She has a job where she can probably take anywhere,
but me, like we have we have a place that
we want to kind of retire to when the kids
get a little bit older. And uh, it's a it's
a little beach town, right, I got no problem bartending.
Yeah right, I'll sit there and be your sam malone. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Maybe I'm doing the quizzo. On the other side, you're
slinging the beers and I'm doing the quiz.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
I got nothing like For the last couple of years,
I was down at the Bucket Brigade Brewery. Right. It
was fun, man. You hang down there, you chit chat
with people. I'm all in. Yeah, you know, I'm look,
I'm not gonna sit there and work at a nightclub bartending.
I want to laid back corner bar, you know, like
a dive bar where I can smoke. Yeah like that. Yeah,

(11:55):
I don't know how tough. Yeah, I ran into this,
so I up blowing out of a company in two
thousand and six. Right, I was working for CBS Broadcasting,
which is I don't think he is around anymore. It
was a great, great, great gig gets. I get fired,
just bought a house, just a my second kid, and dude,

(12:17):
you're right, Like I was like pressure, man, it was.
And at the time it was right around Christmas maybe before.
Oh my god, no gifts for the kids. So I
I called up my body who owned a Christmas tree farm,
and to make extra money, man, I worked at the
Christmas tree farm. That a thing I used to do

(12:39):
when I was in college. Yeah, just to make money
and just.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
To make money, right, like you just you gotta do
whatever you gotta do. Yeah, I got talking to the
guy at wah Wam'm like, what do you make here?
Is yeah, I do all right. He's like, I got
benefits and everything else. It's like, hmmm, I might be
joining you man for the late night shift. Dude, they
don't sleep on that man. Actually work for is good.
The like the these big companies. If you work your

(13:01):
way up to management, you can make some some real
dough sure. Yeah, Like it's look, it's stressful, it's you know,
the job might not be the best in the world.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
But you can. You can make some real money if
you work your way up. And that's why I try
and tell my kids, Like my son worked at wah
wah and had a girlfriend. His girlfriend got fired so
he quit and I was like, that's dude, you're you're
a dummy, like a I said, wah Wah. I said,
if you stick with wah wah man, especially at a
young age, and work your way up, dude, they'll take

(13:30):
care of you. I'll tell you what. My stepdaughter first
job McDonald's, right, and everyone snickers and laughs, Oh, well,
you got to work at McDonald's, the manager was telling me,
and that at her age, I think she was sixteen.
He goes, if she sticks around and it is a
good employee, will help pay for college and put her

(13:53):
into the manager program. Yeah, and it's like like, this
is the stuff when you're a kid you don't listen to.
You're dumb, and you go, I don't want to work
at McDonald is stupid. I'll go work for my friends
selling hacky sacks. Right, and dude, college could have been
paid for Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
I know a guy man, he was the taco bell manager.
And you're thinking of like Tacobo man. For real, guy
was making a lot of money. I think he managed
like three taco bells. But you think about it's like,
now that's that's still a manager. Like you're still managing
a business, a business that usually doesn't fold up because
they do pretty well.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Yeah, you become like a district manager or something like that.
Once again, it could be, it could be stressful. It
might not be, you know, the most glamorous job in
the world, but yeah, and especially a job now think
about it that would pay for college. Yeah, that's awesome.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
How awkward it's going to be when I'm working to
drive then when someone recognizes my voice from this radio
show and I'm like, hey, pull up the window number two, Like,
didn't you used to do the CXL Morning Show?

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Are you Scotty? No, I'm Stevie. Yeah, I'm Jojo. I'm
in window number two. Scotty's in window number one. Yeah, yeah,
I'm the one that I'm the one that takes your card.
He's the one that aints you the food. This guy's
starting all over again.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
But look, man, you know the week radio was fun.
The way you gotta look at it is, uh, it's
a new start. Yeah, right, it's a fresh start. He
can do something new, you know. Hood I know one
of your buddies is starting up at a quizzo company.
He was coming out of retirement. So that my wife

(15:29):
Morning news. We get back, we'll do some rockets. Except
you have me confused looking at my watch. Who time
is it? Journey Guitars. Neil Sean has responded to the
lawsuit filed by bandmate Jonathan Caine last month. He said, now, okay,
the whole setup is uh. Neil Sean's being accused of

(15:52):
spending way too much money, maxing out a million dollar
credit limit America Express card and spending like everyone else
is spending like fifteen hundred bucks a night in lodging
and he's spending up boards with like ten thousands. So
he said, we are traveling no differently than we have
for many many years, including John Kane. He and his

(16:13):
wife decided to take a tour bus this year at
the eleventh hour. The rest of the band, including Arnell,
the lead singer, his children, myself, the drummer, the bassist,
and the keyboardist, along with crew and security travel We
travel in a jet what was always approved in our

(16:34):
budget We've done it for many years. My wife and
I have great relationships with different managers of hotels. They
get us great deals if we want to upgrade. So
that makes sense. So he's still fine. The other guy
decides he wants to take a tour bus. Yeah, I
guess maybe the tour bus.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Is cheaper, right, Yeah, So say the rest of the
band doesn't want to driving a tour bus will feel
a pillow kid man.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
He wants to get to the best Western He used
the pool. It sounds all expensive. I don't know much.
It takes Southwest. Guitarist Robbie Krieger and drummer Stuart Copeland
of The Police are among the stars confirmed for What Jojo.
They're gonna get a star on the Walk of Fame
thing rock and roll Fantasy Camp. It's gonna take place
in Los Angeles February twentieth through the twenty third. It'll

(17:17):
also feature Skunk Baxter of the Doobie Brothers and session
bassist Leland scar So.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
As an adult or a child, I go there so
I can learn how to play the music instruments.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Is that what I'm doing now? When the camp is
it's like when those old guys go out the baseball camp. Yeah,
just old and fat and they're out there playing on
the baseball field. It's called softball. Campers will also be
joined by Derek Saint Holmes, who was in Ted Nugen's band,
Mike Kroger of Nickelback, the brother of Chad Wait. Am
I in the tent? Yes we're camp. Okay for a cabin. Yes,

(17:53):
Stuart Copeland'll come come to your tent and and help
you out with some music. And this is a lot
of money too. Monty Pittman, who performed with Madonna and
Janet Robbin, who performs with Lindsay Buckingham, are all gonna
be there for camp.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Mention them in my tent, I think I see the
silhouette of a bear attacking me, and here it is.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
It's the drummer from the doors. It's got to be
hard to bring all those musical instruments up to the woods. Sure, yeah,
and where you gonna plug into? What if it rains? WASP?
I know you're a big fan of WASP. I got
a WASP problem. So WASP have announced that Armored Saint
have replaced Death Angel has special guests on their upcoming tour.

(18:35):
Listen to yourself talks so jee what you just said.
Wasp right very popular in the nineteen eighties. Did it
stand for something, Yes, white Anglo Saxon Protestant. Yes, I
don't know what they now. I don't know you rambled
that off. I had no idea. That's why. That's when
people are called waspy. That was like the original settlers

(18:55):
here in America and it's white. Well, I know, hold
on in the woke world. I mean the people who
stole the land from the Native America. That guy, those
were they called their waspy. They're Europeans. So if you
were if you if you're white and Protestant, you were
called the wasp. How about white angry stupid people. It
could be they could have some other name for it,

(19:17):
you know, But yes, wasp is usually white Anglo Saxon Promiston.
They've announced that Armored Saint, and I know you're a
big fan of Armored Saint. They are going to replace
Death Angel. I'm a huge Death Angel fan, so I'm
a little upset, uh me, And you have tickets for
November seventeen. They're gonna be up in Philly, and I
don't like their new stuff. That's I hope.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
It's a great arm st What is it?

Speaker 2 (19:42):
It's on your shirt, it's armored Saint of Armor. It
is I hope death Angels. Okay, so there you go.
Some Rocke.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Morning Show with Joe Joe z XL, South Jersey's rock
station ZXL Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
I got a yetti problem. And I don't mean like
the abominable Snowman or Bigfoot. I mean the cooler. They're expensive, man,
we are. And I got one, right, I got and
I would never buy it. I got as a gift. Okay,
how big is your Is it a big one? It's
a big one. See.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
I got the small one because I asked my mom
and brother one for Christmas and they got me one.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
You got the small it's a small one.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
But I dude, I know people that have you ever
see the big bags look like pillowcases?

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Yeah? Oh god, dude, it's like four hundred dollars. But
it's it's ridiculous and so and I would never have
paid this for myself, you know, the the amount of
money that this yetti cost. But the problem is with
it now we want to use it for stuff. And
so there's a couple of different problems with the yetties
the way that they keep thinking because the yeti is
known for like you could put ice in it and

(20:55):
the ice be there for like like nine days later.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Yeah, I've I've left ice in a in a yeti
in my car, in a hot car in the summertime.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
I got is still there. Dude. I got a Yetti
cup and it's awesome. Yeah, I got one this morning.
I brought in the world. So we got the Yeddie
cooler and we always want to use it. But one
thing is, dude, they're extremely heavy because the way they
had they're made to make that ice last for nine days, right,
it's you know, it's super duper heavy, and then you

(21:24):
add all the ice and the drinks and everything like that.
So if you have to pick it up, man, you're gonna,
you know, you blow your back out. Durable, man, they're
thick that whenever they I think they make the Space
Shuttle out of that material. But the other problem is
we run into now that my household, for the first
time in a long time, doesn't have an suv or

(21:44):
some type of hatchback, so the yetti shape doesn't fit
into a trunk. Hmmm. So now like we ran into
this problem. We were we went on a tiki boat
ride on Sunday and we wanted to pack our yetie, right,
the nice cooler, and I got some other schlub coolers
right that I've collected over the years, not the styrofoam

(22:06):
old Coleman you know I got, dude, I have an
old Igloo cooler that says Winston on it, like somebody
must have got it from like cigarette miles. Yeah, and
then they said that must be forty years old. So
uh so we want to pack the yetti, but I
can't get it in the trunk of the car. How
big is you're yetti, dude, It's not it's I mean

(22:28):
it's big, it's a big cooler, but it's the way
it's shaped. It's too high. It's not like an old
Coleman cooler. Right, So now it has to go in
the back seat. But now we have too many people.
So now the Yetti's taking up a spot in the
back seat and that needs to be for someone. So
I have to bail on the yetti and put it

(22:48):
in one of my schlub coolers. See, the yetti is
a status thing.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Yes, there's also and my wife is very bougie, so
she wants to show off the ye There's also a
brand of like these beach bags and feel like almost
like Crocs, and like, all I know all the girls
and they.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
All have this.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
I think it's made by Crocs something like that. It's
got holes and everything else, but it's like a status thing.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
They look like the shoe. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
The yetti is the staddest thing too. Like listen, I
got one because my buddy had one. I was like, Damn,
that looks pretty cool. I mean, honestly, if I'm going
to the beach for four hours, I could get a
no name brand that's probably gonna do almost the same thing.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
It's cool because you had to yetti. See, i't I
haven't had to take little little kids to the beach
in a long time. My cousins came down from Ohio.
So I go to Sea Isle and they have a
bunch of kids that are you know, I don't know,
tween age, maybe a little bit younger than that. And dude,
they got wagons and coolers. Forget that, and now we
gotta walk like three four blocks to the beach. Now

(23:45):
we got to take it on to the beach. Almost
had a heart attack. Yeah, and dude, I'm in better
shape than my cousin. I thought he was gonna die.
We're trying to get this through the sand. I'm like, dude,
if I had this YETI I would never be able
to get it down to the.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Beach my kids. Now, man, it's like, if you want it,
you bring it. You want it, you want to you
want to boogie board, then you drag that thing. You
want a little beach chair, grab your beach chair.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Do my mom, I remember she would take me to
the beach as a kid, and she had her beach
bag and a chair and anything else like you said
that I wanted to bring was on me. Needed. There
was no wagon, there was there was no cart. It
was no it was there's no backpacks. It was carry it.
If you want it, you gotta carry it. Yeah. Yeah,

(24:26):
that YETI thing.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Man, Yeah, that's a status symbol and I and that's
the only reason I had that status. My brother for
one and they got me one. But I'd be honest,
they went a little cheap on it. I wanted the
big one like my buddy has. So now, yeah, I
have a yetti, but it's not the nicest yetti out
of my group.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Well, I have a yetti and it just sits in
my garage because it doesn't fit in any my vehicles.
Got that bit to the roof of the car. So
it's just like it's it's such a it's such a pain.
And my wife always wants to use it because it
is it keeps stuff cold? She yelled across the boat.
Can you grab my yetti? Of course she did. You
never guy et I you never hear someone go can

(25:03):
you grab my igloo? Cool? No with a Gary Coleman
or any of them? Yeah, can I get him? Somebody
hate me the Coleman. Look, you're right, we thow that
name around. It's yea, it's a yetti. Yeah, can you
give me my yetti cup? Okay, I see what you're doing?
That dump beach bag too. My wife has one because
we got it as a gift. Again, we would never
buy it. It doesn't look prat all.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
The girls have the same. It's the same beach bag.
And you know what, dude, you got like a B
on it or something like a like a letter B.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
And next year it won't be a thing, and then
it'll just sit in the back of a closet. Look
I got a pair of tickets for Bush over at
the Hard Rock Do you want them? Bush Hard Rock
six zero nine six seven seven one hundred seven six
zero nine six seven seven one hundred and seven Bush
the one.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Hundred point seven ZXL Sad Jersey's rock station z XL
Morning Show. It's like when my wife takes our kids
around her mom and her sister, it's like she almost
has to apologize for their behave But that's what they are.
That's who we are as parents. We have raised these kids.
This is what they do. They like to play video games,
they say inappropriate things that I think are funny in them. Yeah,

(26:11):
but you can't do it around the mom and sister
because I feel like they judge.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Yeah, that's no good. Yeah it's funny in the house. Yeah,
that's where I did that with all my kids. I'll
say stuff because in the house it's funny, but you
take it outside, we're bad parents.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
But those are also the kids that I want to have, Like,
I don't want a stiff, stuffy kid who just sits
in the corner. And I don't want all that either,
Like I give me a nice give me a nice
right in the middle.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
I want a kid who's going.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
To express themselves have fun and still thinks that flip
in the middle finger is fun.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Growing up, I would have friends that were like like
me and grew up like me. Oh we had fun, right,
you played Little League, We busted balls. But then there
would be some kids like the parents would never let
him play video games, and they couldn't really watch TV,
and all like, you go to their house and all
they ever had were like puzzles. Yeah yeah, and you're
like and you're like, this sucks. But all those kids

(27:11):
became nutballs, like nut nutballs.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
So once they got out of the house, they couldn't
hit their hands on this stude.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
I remember a kid his parents wouldn't le him play
video games. It's the height end Nintendo, right, parents wouldn't
let him play video games. He came over for a
sleepover at my house once his head exploded. Yeah, Zelda,
he was dude, He's drinking soda, he's playing video games.
He's like, I never want to go home, Yeah he goes.
My parents were abusive. Now.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
We also had the family on the other street over
and I was really good friends with them, but their
parents didn't care about anything. Now they were bad parents.
They would go out on a Friday and Saturday night
go to his bar. They usually got in a bar fight,
their kids did whatever they wanted to do. Yeah, they
would watch the kids fight each other and the Yeah,
there's always a house on the block. Yeah, it was
always dirty dishes. I don't know where they showered because

(27:58):
there was thing piled up in the shower. It was
like it was you slept over there, you got bit
by fleas because they didn't take.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Care of their dogs. We had the gear hearts and
the gearhart The mom became a recluse and she's a
big old woman and she would he would take dirty
dishes and hide them around the house, like in the
oven and in cabinets, right, so she wouldn't have to
do them. Yeah, dude, you'd got You're right. You go

(28:24):
in their house and you just start itching. It would
stink and everything else, and you're like, oh, man, Like
I felt so bad for the kids living there.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Yeah, so apparently my I guess my wife she went
to her sisters first with the kids, and I guess
they were kind of This is an albuquerqueau is in Albuquerque,
New Mexico.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
So it's just dusty and Turkoise.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
And the only thing they have I like is an
Indian casino, which is pretty cool right by their house
at a beautiful casino. But I guess they were. I
guess they were breaking my wife's balls. Now you can
break our balls at home. I think it's funny and
I get it, like like my little one, like it's
inside joke. I'm like, hey, man, he'll get up in
the morning, Hey, good morning. Buddy's like I hate you esus,

(29:07):
that's funny, harsh or boy, you're you're so ugly. Dad,
your face is ugly. Little stuff like that. You know,
there's some fun jobs around the house. Balls, So I
guess they were busting her balls today. She's like, listen,
you can't say those things again.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
You're right.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
What happens in the house is fun. We understand the
house outside your bad parents.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Yeah, yeah, that's what it is.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
I sometimes they go in a little rant too that
the word balls will come up. Nothing will come up.
I've heard these balls in your mouth, which has been
thrown around our house. Don't around the mom.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Yeah, you know grandma, grandma.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Well the grandmom yeah, yeah, her mom and the sister yeah,
and the sister who's a child psycholatrist in or college.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
She's a psychologist. Yeah, yeah, she's judging for sure.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Well here's what we've got. So so, like I guess
on FaceTime, this happened a few weeks ago. So I
guess they were doing something with legos whatever. The kids
are playing with legos and they're showing, you know, their
their aunt what they made on legos. And there's the lego,
and there's my wife and is the mom. She's in
the garden. She's doing garden.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Please tell me? And then dad, No, no, I didn't
hit him. No, I was gonna say, please tell me.
The lego is just a big dong.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
No, no, my god, no. But the lego of me
was me driving away from the home because I was working.
And she's like, well, maybe they're trying to say that
dad works a lot.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
It's like, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Maybe just put me in the car and I'm just
driving around. Maybe that's it.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Well. We did have our buddy Billy, who is our
new producer. Yeah, he had to go to counseling and
droll one of those pictures when he was a kid,
and I think he did it with his house on
fire and his dad driving away.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
Well they do she and again she's a child therapist,
so she when kids come in, she does make them
play with legos and you could tell, like which ones
and how they're re enacting on the lego set on
how bad things are at home. So yeah, legos are
fun and bad at the same time. Yeah, well, well
your kids have to straighten up. Yeah, you know, if
they're going to be hanging out with the aunt and grandma,
they got to keep their p's and ques.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
I love every second of it. I love every bad
for your wife because she's the one taking the heat. Sure,
Oh yeah, I believe you know. Her sister's pulling her
aside and saying, do you want some help? Yeah? You
know grandma's judging too, should be with this nonsense? Should
we have a talk? You know, I'm a psychologist. They
don't even know what grandma's saying. With that broken.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
English, grandma can talk right, they're very confused. Hey, how
do you say these balls in your mouth? In Spanish?

Speaker 2 (31:37):
See look, we get back. We'll do a thing called trash.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Oh why love track anything?

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Thirty on anything, racket rock or roughing a good looking
guy from Game of Thrones. I think he ended up
throwing it to uh Khalisi, right, I think that's how
the show ended, right, or wait, there was.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
The barbarian guy. He was a little crazy looking.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
I think I was Aquaman right, well, not Aquaman, No, No,
it was the Kit Harrington. He was in Game of Thrones.
He is a good looking guy. He was part of
one of the families. And I think him and Khalisi
they banged. Yeah, okay, but then I think at the end, yeah,
at the end, I think he kills her. So I
don't know spoiler alert. Maybe the dragon kills her. I
don't know. Maybe she has sex with the dragon. I

(32:35):
don't know. I can't really remember sex the dragon. We
don't know that for sure. We don't know that I do.
I watched the whole show. He is quit drinking, so
he said. Sobriety is making him a better and completely
different person. So good for Kit Harrington. Feels like he
had a problem. Remember he was the guy he was
banging the You weren't sure she was hot or not.

(32:56):
She was like one of those animalistic people.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
She had the red hair, right, she had red hair, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Jennifer Lopez and ben A Flack were hanging out this weekend,
which people are very confused because Ben bought his own
house and she's seen without her ring and she's going
on vacation without Ben, so very interesting. In the j
Lo Ben a Flack World benefit is what they're called.
So at least they were hanging out. Some people say

(33:23):
it was just to spend time with the kids before
they go to school. The Walt Disney Company honored fourteen
new Disney legends on Sunday at their D twenty three
event hosted by Ryan Seacrest. He's the one that cuts
our checks here at iHeart angel At Bassett was honored.
Jamie Lee Curtis, Kelly Rippa, Miley Cyrus, Harrison Ford, and

(33:46):
James Cameron, among others, were all there to be honored
his Disney legends.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Oh, Ryan in the hallway the other week and I
was like, man, and you got going on? He said nothing,
He said nothing about it.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
He was so pissed off. Ryan Seacrest was here the
other day. We have a new coffee maker in our kitchen.
He couldn't figure it out. I said, Brian, I'm with
a that's a dumb coffee maker, I said, Brian. I
said Ryan. Yeah, I said, back off, let me let me.
I'll show you how to how I show him man? Yeah,
I he made an espresso. Uh. Kylie Jenner, I don't

(34:19):
know why we care about this. Uh. She posted a
selfie and in the background it looks like you could
see Timothy Shallome, who is her ex boyfriend. I'm my god,
are you serious?

Speaker 3 (34:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:31):
Wow, Yeah, he was just in Kate May doing a
movie about Bob Dylan. Timothy, She and Kate Man when
she took the picture. I don't know. I don't know
which one is Kylie. By the way, it's Bruce's daughter,
Bruce one. It's one of Bruce's Kylie or Kendall. I
can't and I don't I don't know which one from
she has two moms. Yeah, I don't know if they
talked to Wasakaitlyn. I don't know if they talked to

(34:54):
Caitlyn anymore. I think they got a little upset when
dad did that. A what a big deal that was.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Oh she did a reality show and she was legs
or something, and.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
You know what sucks for Caitlyn Jenner used to be Bruce.
I feel like he did it just a couple of
years too. Early. He just was before the woke wave
right right, Like he would have done it in like
twenty twenty. Oh, they would have embraced and embraced and embraced.
And I feel like he just he got he was

(35:26):
there too early. Man, just too early. Could be like
this man, he could have he could have ran against
the men and the women in the Olympics. So he got.
It's so funny to watch him GoF because he stole
gops like a guy. Oh yeah, it's got that hard wing.
Yeah shoulders. Or Ellen DeGeneres, she sold one of her mansions,

(35:47):
made a ton of money. Let's see how much Ellen
made selling one of her mansions. Whoa, whoa. She sold
it for ninety six million bucks. Damn for real, she
bought it for seventy million. Wow, that's pretty good. That
is really good. Yeah, it's got five bedrooms, eight bathrooms,
nine thousand square feet all that room for us. You

(36:08):
do it, and congrants the Vince Vaughan. He got a
star on the Walk of Fame, so he's out there.
I think he has a new show on one of
the streaming services now. So and what's funny is people
think that like it's gifted to you you're doing you
have to buy it? Yeah, yeah, and it's like thirty
five grand. So these people when they're promoting their films,

(36:29):
they're like, yeah, I want to buy a star that way.
It's just more promotion for whatever project they're doing. We
should start one in Atlantic City for the local celebs.
What was that restaurant? We're on it. We're on the
wall of the palm. Yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
By the time I go out for a boys knife
say hey, man, go look at my pictures on the palm.
I mean, my friends pretend to hump it. Nothing against
the palm, great chicken palm. Is it still open?

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Uh? Yeah? OK. Catchers are still upset. What happens when
they close? Do we get our picture back? I cut
out the piece of drywall. There you go, some trash
for when you're a way. You are twenty twenty four.
I are.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
One hundred point seven the XL South Jerseys rock station
ZXL Morning Show and our hard working workforce Employee of
the day. Good morning, Hey, good morning z XL.

Speaker 5 (37:18):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
How are you good man? Doing well? Buddy? What's your name?
My name is Tim all right, Tim or Kim.

Speaker 6 (37:25):
Yes, Kim T.

Speaker 5 (37:27):
I am T I am.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
I am Timothy.

Speaker 5 (37:31):
Yeah, you got it.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Timothy is all Timothy.

Speaker 5 (37:34):
What do you do mom, I'm a retired electrician.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Tired electrician. Hey, hey, Timothy, Man, I got quoted. I
got to put two two new air conditioner units in
fifteen thousand bucks. That sounds a little pricey.

Speaker 5 (37:49):
Yeah, I get a second opinion.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
All right, all right, I like his tim We'll tell
you what, man. I and I felt.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
I felt bad because I know you always give me
praise about doing that electrical outlet in your yeah, and
you call them the other day You're like, hey, I
got a problem. I'm tripping breakers. And I'm like, I'm thinking,
oh no, if he asked me to put a breaker in,
that's something I don't deal with.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
That's my pay. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
So I'm like, oh my god, he gives me so
much praise for being, you know, know, an electric work.
I can't even put a breaker. And I'm like, nah,
you better call a professional because you could die with that.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
I'll tell you what, man. And this is why I
like the guy that came out. You know, even though
I think fifteen thousands a lot, but I know nothing
about air conditioning units. I called him on Saturday, and
I told him, I said, yeah, man, one of my
units is is it's it's tripping the breaker and dude,
instead he could have easily have got me for one
hundred and fifty bucks and said, oh, I'll come out
and take a look. He goes, Dude, it sounds like

(38:40):
an electrical issue. Man, I'm not going to waste your
time or money. And so I would call electrician and
then if he doesn't have an answer, then called me back. Yeah,
I'm also on the beach hanging out with my family, dude,
But I respect that that dude could have taken me
for one hundred and fifty bucks, right, And so I
was like, all right, dude, I'll give you a call.
I'll give you a shot. No, I didn't know I
needed too. Yeah, yeah, you know it's no good. When

(39:04):
he opens up the panel and goes, ah, this is
effing junk. See, I like the honesty day, this is
this is this is done. It's it's cooked. Tim the
retired electrician. Tim, what what do you do in your retirement? Now?
Just hang out?

Speaker 5 (39:20):
Yeah? I hang out and I play a lot of golf.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
Good good? Where where do we play?

Speaker 5 (39:25):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Oh, look at you? Has a nice course. Expensive.

Speaker 5 (39:29):
Yeah, it's not sometime we'll play make you wear a
college shirt?

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Still, is that a thing in golf courses?

Speaker 5 (39:37):
Well, you gotta have a college shirt? And after Labor.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Day Yeah yeah yeah yeah, Tiger dude, Tiger Woods kind
of got rid of that because he would go out
and play without a college shirt. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
I play at the Millville International Clubhouse.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Where did I play the other day? And it looked
like it was straight out of the nineteen eighties. But
I played Beauna vistaful and it was it looks it
was nice, it was beautiful, but it looked like it
hadn't been updated since nineteen eighty seven. Uh, Tim, you
stay on hold. We're gonna get you all all your
info and you're going to see Bush.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
The hard rock all right, all right man? Yeah, I
felt defeated when you asked me to put a breaker in.
I'm like, I can't put a breaker in. I don't
know how to do that. Yeah, that's such, it's a
lot of that's a lot of voltage. Yeah, you could die,
that's all. Yeah, I'm not doing anything you could die with.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Yeah. Like I I flipped it back and I heard oh,
and I'm like Oh, that's probably not a good sound.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
I here's what I If you flip it into the
on position and then you put something in the way
just to lock it in so it can't shut.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
Off like a screw. I think it's perfect.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Yeah, because it'll stay on then because now it can't
shut off.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Yeah, they're there for a reason. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
If you wedge it with it like a two by
four up against the button, it can't get in the
off yet.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
When I watch shows like Homes on Homes and like
those home improvement shows, they'll always go in and it's
an old breaker box and someone will take like a
cord and do like a zip tie or something and
do that, and they're like, how is this house not
burnt down? Look, we get back, We'll not go out.
Some headlines.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
The XL boy shows point seven XLS out Jersey's rock station.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Dude, I got roped in to watching this stupid show
with my daughter. It's called Love Island, right, and reality
is like reality shows aren't reality anymore? Like when they
first came on the Real World on MTV, like there
was legit reality to it and it was interesting television.

(41:35):
And that lasted probably for about ten years and then
they started these scripted reality shows through This show is
one of these dating shows. They dump a bunch of mindless,
good looking people onto an island. I believe it's in Fiji.
So they go. They live in a beautiful like mansion,
but and they all have to couple up. And the

(41:59):
whole point it's a game. It's a it's a game show. Really,
so they it's they're all they're all vapid, and they're
all special needs. How do they look? They look pretty good,
They're beautiful, beautiful. Yeah. Yeah, So the whole thing is
you have to couple up, and so whatever couple is

(42:20):
left at the end is the winner, and they win
like one hundred grand or something.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Now when they couple up, as if for they're gonna
they're gonna perform some type of I don't know, is
there like a task or something they have to do.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
They just have to fall just be with one another.
It's like it's yeah, it's like the Bachelorette meets Survivor
meets the real world, the surreal life. So you couple up, right,
these stupid vapid people. Oh, you should hear the conversations
that these people have. And so they have to like
fall in love with each other. But then you can

(42:53):
you can jump and grab somebody else's person, and you
kind of have to warm who you're gonna be best
with to try and outlast everyone else, because then they
start voting people off. Now, who votes them? Who votes
them off? How did they get voted off of this show?
I don't know, dude, I'm not paying attention at all.
I didn't get to the voting off point. Right, I'm

(43:13):
watching an episode. And then when all these people couple
up and they start boning and stuff, right, because they're
all good looking people. Now here's the great part. It
sounds like spring break, dude, this is smart. So they
they made the people quarantine for two weeks before going
to Love Island. And it's not for COVID or anything.
I guess the test to make sure that none of

(43:34):
them have STDs. Gotcha. Well, it makes sense, makes sense
because they're good all the dude, they're just good looking
people having sex, right, But they're so stupid. The conversations
are stupid, Like, you know, they fall in love way
too easily. They've met for nine hours and now they're
in love and uh and so this is the funniest
part of this stupid show Love Island. It's called It's

(43:55):
on Peacock.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
Every time people start getting comfortable and now they're kind
of settling in with a partner, they bring in what
they call bombshells and it's either two smoking hawk girls
or two really good looking guys, and their job is
to cause chaos and they start hooking up with everyone
like a cooler in the casino. I'm watching this show

(44:19):
and we're watching episode after episode, and I'm like, I'm
dumber for watching this show. It is so so stupid.
The whole thing is so dumb.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
So you win if you find a companion right that
you feel like you fit with.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
Yeah, And it's not like you have to stay. It's
not like one of these shows where like The Bachelor
or something where like you're supposed to go and date.
Your job is just the last outlast everyone. So if
you want to continue dating after that, that's fine. But
this is uh yeah, and so the so what they
do is they throw all these obstacles at you to
try and break up the couple.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
It sounds like a show where even the producer has
I He's like even he's like, I have no idea
how you win this game or what you do.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
Let's just put them on the eye and start rolling you.
You watch, and you watch it. It's train wreck. That's
why you watch it. You watch it because it's so
it's so stupid, it's so awful. And like I said,
you listen to the conversations these people have and you go,
where did they come from? They must spend every ounce
of the day in the gym just looking good, just
looking good because they're mentally they are five years old.

(45:23):
How come we haven't put a show like this in
a trailer park? I would watch one hundred percent would
watch a trailer Yes, man, I guess the closest we
got to that was like a Honey Booboo t show. Yeah,
but give me couples.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
And now they're give me a trashy couples and they're
not on an island, so where they're sitting in a
baby pool with a grille behind them and the launch out, Yes,
give me that.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
I would be there in a second.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
And you bring the big fat guy with no mouth.
He's got to come now. He's trying to break up
the other relationship and the other people in the other
double wide dude, I'm in with that.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Well, d and these girls start to the guys are crying, God, like,
do they've met these girls for ten hours and they're like, well,
I think we're gonna be in love for f sheese.
Dude's isn't it shocking that that's a real person at
one like that? So they had like nights. So one
night they had lingerie dinner night where they all had

(46:15):
to wear lingerie, including the guys who all wore speedos. Okay, okay,
now I'm watching so dude, it's it's so dumb and
well you.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
Just turned the volume down. You're fine, dude, Love Island.
My daughter she didn't even turn me onto it.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
I hate it. It's stupid, but she just keeps watching it.
So it's on in my house. It's the dumbest show ever.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
It sounds like I don't know if I okay, if
I'm if I'm going by and it happens to be
on one of the channels.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
I probably will click on to see what it's all about.
It's just good looking people that have like zero intelligence.
Just watch it. Just yeah, that's what it is. It's
it's they they're all and I think they're all like
influencers like Instagram influencers something like that, and it's it.

(47:01):
It makes you, you know what. At that point, I go,
you know what, maybe I am gonna move to another country.
Maybe it's time island, because I because if this is
what we're putting out, then this is maybe it's time
to go. How many trojan commercials are there? That's what
it is. Well, we're the thing. It's on streaming, so
it's not even commercials, right, So it's just like, I

(47:23):
don't know, maybe, you know, maybe I could talk to
Elon Musky put me on a rocket and I can
just I could just shoot up in this space. It's
the Love Island on Peacock. Check it out. You are
gonna hate your life we get back. You think you've
got it bad? You think I'd be in on this.
A massive chicken wing theft has landed one woman from
Illinois in prison. Over the span of nineteen months, a

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sixty six year old Vera Liddell managed to steal over
one point five million dollars worth of chicken wings from
a school district she had worked for for over a decade.
You don't think about that? Was she a lunch lady?
So her job. So her job was to play the
orders to Gordon Food Services for schools, but between July
twenty twenty and February twenty twenty two, she decided to

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keep the food she ordered despite ordering it for the school.
The problem was discovered after an audit revealed the food
department has exceeded its budget of three hundred thousand dollars
or buy three hundred thousand dollars and they weren't even
halfway through the school year. Adellas could guilty to charges
and has been sentenced the nine years in prison. Are
stealing the chicken wing.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
I like that though, man, Yeah, if you can hide
it in that school, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
Let's see here. It's kind of nutty. So you're getting
married right? This is in Japan, Yoshataka and Aki, where
the husband and wife or soon to be a husband
wife have been dating for seven years. They finally decided
to tie the knot. They met in a bar. The
woman is it? The woman?

Speaker 6 (48:51):
I can't?

Speaker 2 (48:52):
Yeah, the woman Aki. She lied about her age because
she thought that the guy would run so all the time, Yoshataka.
The guy thought Aki was forty four when they met,
which would have been a fifteen year age gap between
the two, but she wasn't. The day they finally got
married or were going to get married, the woman spilled

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the truth and said she was twenty five years older
than him.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
Oh wow, yeah, we're you gonna say twenty five. I'm like, okay,
good for you, man.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
They still went on with the wedding, but now Aki
is now older than this guy's mom. Wow. Yeah, yeah,
I guess that's a little weird. But guys run into
that where they date young girls and like the dad
is the same age as the guy. Like even my
father in law, he's only like thirteen years older than

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I am. Yeah, yeah, I got okay.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
So growing up, friend of mine, his little sister end
up falling in love with the guy who in the gym,
and she was like thirty years younger than him, and
they don't get married. But now it's weird because her
husband he's gotta be the same age as or dad. Ye,
Like they hang out and as the dad you gotta be.
I mean, it's okay, it seems okay now because I

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think he's like he's like ninety and she's like fifty
or something like that.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Yeah. Yeah, but uh but yeah, at the time. It's like,
I don't know, man, it's a little creepy. I mean,
did they date when she was like a show, like
a kids, Like she was like twenty and it was
like a forty, So I mean that's that. That is weird.
A little hotty coming in the gym, you know, looking good. Yeah,
let's see here. You've never been the BUCkies, right, No, dude,

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it's insane. It's it's it's a trip. So there's fifty locations.
They're these mega gas stations that are like malls. They're ridiculous.
Twenty four hours a day. They serve up fresh food
like they have guys out there like chopping up meat
and everything like that. It's like these big delis. They
sell all this BUCkies merchandise that everyone always goes nuts

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because the bathrooms are super, super duper clean. It's a
Southern thing right down south South. It's it blows away
south of the border, so I guess as South Carolina.
Bucky's location is now the target of a lawsuit filed
by a man who claims he was injured after tripping
over a rope because they have a mascot that's a beaver.

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It's Bucky of the beaver. Yeah, so they had a
big inflatable beaver mascot, but put like like those velvet
ropes around it, so like kids don't like screw with it. Sure,
and the guy tripped over the rope and he sustained
injuries to his shoulder. The sue claims that the location
was aware of the dangerous beaver situation beforehand. And now
the plane if is suing for negligence and unspecified financial damages,

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do you give him sandwiches for life or something? Stupid, Dude,
it's insane, So you'll stop there and make like a
like a couple hours out of it. That's how insane
this place is. Yeah. So buck BUCkies is nuts, and
like you know, people people who are from like up here,
they'll buy like bucket, Like there's a whole department in
store that sells nothing but BUCkies. It's like a cool

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thing to wear a Bucky's hat or something. Yeah, it's
because it's up here. It's not known. So the closest
one I think to hear is going to be South Carolina.
It's about sixty or seventy miles south of South of
the border. South of the Border was always the spot,
right when you were driving down the Florida it was

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the border between North Carolina and South Carolina, and it
was like this this big sombrero, like a Mexican theme.
There's like miniature golf courses and stuff. BUCkies blows it away.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
I had do have passed a few right in the
way to Tennessee. No I go buy BUCkies.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
No, No, okay, I don't think no, because because you
wouldn't have gone. I don't think they're up in Tennessee yet. Yeah,
so it's a rest stop. I mean you would have
seen it. You cannot miss. Yeah, BUCkies and you it's
those signs where it's like in ten miles you're gonna pay.
You know you're gonna be in a Bucky's disney World, Dude,
when you're driving on a road trip, it is Disney World.

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There you go. Those people da have a bet? You
not so much?

Speaker 1 (53:05):
One hunch point seven ZXL, South Jerseys Rock station z
x L Morning Show. I will play a game. I
want you to count on your drive home. So I've
started to do this.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
I like a game.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
And I know we're in a really tough area here.
We're in West Atlantic City, not the finest area. We're
on the Black Horse Bike and.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
Beautiful downtown West Atlantic City. It is spec tacular in
the summer, real, real sweet vacation spot. Like, how far
in feet? How far are we away from crack? In feet? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (53:36):
How many feet away you think we are from crack?
Three hundred feet? We're within a football field of crack cocaine.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
Okay, yeah, we were within it. I would say half
a football field.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Okay, half of football with cracked prostitutes and everything else.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
Yep, okay, okay, gotcha. It's beautiful. Yeah. Yeah. Count on
the Ryan home.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
I counted sixty other day, sixty or six six, okay,
of how many people that there's a good chance you
could have hit with your car, Not because it's your fault,
because they are falling into the.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
Road, dude. It's what scares me is it's not leaving
here because it's light out. I get here like four fifteen,
four point thirty in the morning. That's what's scary. Like
two people just this morning just walking and walking the
line right of the road, not even on the shoulder.
They were walking the line of the side of the
Black Horse Pike at four fifteen this morning, man, And

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luckily they had something that was like reflecting like a
lamp post, so I could see him. If not, I
would have known you they were there.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
You got a guy not far from me, Man, he's
on a bike, but he's all lit up and I
don't know where he's going at four o'clock in the morning,
but anyway, he's right, he's all yeah, right.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
He's got the blinker that blinks and everything like that.
I like that. I'm watching.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
I watched the woman dart in the middle of the road,
like not far from the Crack hotels.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Then we get up to that street light and there
was two people walking. Then there's one guy who's passed
out in the middle where the concrete that meeting is.
He's crazy, like he's pracked out where he almost falls.
And I'm talking about people that will fall into the road.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
It's not tired.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Think about it, man, I'm telling you there's a lot
of drugs going on in this area. You're gonna hit
somebody with your car or I'm gonna and that's how
we're gonna go down.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Man. I'm they're five lanes and we just had a
horrific accident about two three weeks ago right down the
street from the radio station. Because of this, people drive
like idiots. Buses are stopping. We got crackheads are playing Frogger.
It's five lanes, it's four. It's two lanes in each
direction and there's a middle. That middle turning lane is though,

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is the real game changer, man, That's the one that
gets people all all crashed out.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
I saw this happened weeks ago, but it was raining
out and it was flooded.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
There was a guy in a wheelchair.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
In the middle of the Black Horse Pike riding his
wheelchair through a puddle.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
Yeah, and then you're asking for it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
When I'm on the side of the road, I take
into consideration I don't have a right to be there.
That's a road, that is a car. A car owns
that road, So I'm gonna be far off to the
side where in case someone's distracted, which happens all the time. Dude,
I'm watching YouTube TV on the ride into work, so
I'm easily distracted.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
But it's not. Look this is I'm so used to
the crackheads playing Frogger, but now I go to these
smaller towns and everyone is entitled with bike paths and
they think they can just cross a road because they're
on a bike path, and it's like, you can't. You
can't just cross on a bike. Sorry, you can't. Here's

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the way it should go. I'm a car, I win. Yeah,
you're still on the bike. I mean you're still you're
stole a bike. Ladies walk at a stupid little dog
the other day, just walks in front of like three
or four cars. They all have to just and ask
the problem. When you're the first car, all right, you
hit your brakes, but now you got to worry about
the cars behind it. And listen, you're still on the bike.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
So if you want to play that game and you
think you have the right away and they think they
have the right away.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
If something goes down, you're the one that's dead. Man.
You're still on the bike. Bro. I had a guy
the other day. It's one of these Sunday guys, like,
do you know they're out there? They got the bike
or alphit.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
On and he's not on the side of the road,
he's in the road like a car. Yeah, now you're
not a car.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
You're not a car. And then miles an hour somebody
turned and and and he got and flipped them off,
and I'm like, dude, you're the You're the problem. Yeah,
you're the I get it. Man. You want to bike,
that's fine, but you gotta stay to the side. You're
not a car. Was he all logoed up Walmart waffle house?
And he's doing the hand signals? Yeah? Right, that we
learned in third grade that you do when you're riding

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a Blakesycles got a Luke oil patch. Yeah, I don't know.
You know they made cars, Dude, you don't have to
ride a bike.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
Everybody, Thanks for your calls to They always welcome by
the show, Glen when you're part of it. Uh, stay there,
we'll kick off a rock block. It is one hundred
point seven the XLS. After these rock stations z XL.

Speaker 6 (57:43):
Morning smiling, you're smiling, smiles and eleven the sun comes
shining through.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
Where in your crime. Let's fine. You bring on the rim, right,
I'll stop your shot.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Stop this sign.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
We'll just be happy to where the smiling. Let's just smiling,
keep on smiling, smile.

Speaker 5 (58:12):
I'm smiling dropping out, man.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
I know you guys are all my love looking at me,
guys on my way of working rings.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
She was like, yeah, warming up Chip and I'm like,
I'm a down here.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
We're rocking. Hey, thank you. You shuts are the fact.

Speaker 5 (58:28):
Yeah, keep me laughing. Man, you guys are great.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
Good morning guys are Shilario.

Speaker 5 (58:32):
Let's oh God, is it my radio?

Speaker 2 (58:37):
Or it's are you only broadcasting in mona show? This
is the rate in DJ, Like, if you're on it,
I listen to this man getting up in the mornings
doesn't suck anymore. Show was brought to you by the
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