TUESDAY 9-2-25

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
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of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated indio and stand above the rest.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
And this show.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Isn't it?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Hey? Man? What's that? A good morning? What's going on?
I keep thinking it's Monday, but it's not. It's Tuesday. Yeah. Well,
guess who've got a free buffet at Borgata? This guy
right here over the weekend, sure did that to celebrate
Labor Day. Well, nothing says hanging out with the family
when you and your other and his boy end up
taking a ride over to Borgata. So yeah, one Big

(01:04):
made a joke at the Crabs table to the to
the woman, I'm like, yo, I was like, I like
to get a free buffet for me and all my friends,
don't you know? About five minutes later they came up
with a buffet. Yeah yeah. Now, Now when you say
win Big, what what are we talking? I don't want
to I want to blow up your spot. Well, my
one boy, Timmy, he won eight thousand. Whoa huh whoa?

(01:27):
Now my brother he won four thousand. Yeah, yeah, how
what should we put in to win the four thousand,
three hundred? Okay, ye win now. I put in three
hundred two. I walked away with four hundred, which is
significantly less than everybody else because they play like animals.
It's like there, I don't know, dude, what did your
boy timmy eight grand? Was he playing crabs? Well? He

(01:49):
uh he did okay on crabs and then he does
high rolling slots and it's like forty dollars a spin. Yeah,
so it's like hit big, yeah, hit big. Where you
got one of those uh those slips that we're supposed
to get to our accountant, but we don't. Ye when
you make money, Kate, that's then they don't exist. He
one K two k something like that. Yeah yeah k
k K not gonna ever never acknowledge it. Yeah, they

(02:12):
just kind of go away. I'm like, ah, we don't
need this. I just tear it up. So, yeah, he
won for eight grand, but he got a little slip,
so I'll pay some taxes on that. But I don't know, man,
And eight thousand dollars you pay some taxes are good? Yeah,
I mean that's uh yeah, I forget there's a certain number.
I think it's over what like eight hundred bucks. You
gotta beat taxing, right, stuffing like that. Hey what that
buffet fantastic slim dunk Borgotta. Yeah, I got got a buffet, dude.

(02:34):
My wife's cousins they used to do Christmas Eve at
the poor gott A buffet. I would if my wife
would allow it, I would do it in a heartbeat.
Like that was their thing. Like that was just go
to the Borgotta Buffet for Christmas eat. They had everything.
There was even an Asian section where I was getting
General So's chicken at like ten fifteen in the morning,

(02:56):
prime rib. The guy's cutting prime rib. So you did
all of this before ten a m. In the morning.
We got there eight thirty. Yeah, that's after I put
one hundred dollars back on blackjack. But yeah, good dad,
we had a good guy. Like I'm pretty sure they
probably had a good chicken tender uh bucket out there right.
Oh they had everything, fries, you could get it all.

(03:16):
Man forgot it man hands down. And I don't think
thirty dollars to beget if I was actually purchased it,
which wasn't bad considering to get crab legs. Nah, man,
no crab legs. I'm like, where are the lobster tails.
She's like, You're in the wrong spot. We have lobster tails.
I've ever been, I've only did. I think the only
buffet that I've really ever been to is the was

(03:36):
the one the Golden Corral. Okay, yeah, well my wife
is so well. She was so ghetto and and hood
rat because when I first met her, we would go
to Golden Corral like we'd have a good weekend, go
out partying. We'd go to Golden Crown like on a
Sunday morning. She was fine with it. Not anymore, man,
her nose is so up bro. Yeah, usual, dude. When

(03:58):
I got divorce, dude to kids, I think I took
you once, went along with you and your kids holding
Corral for like fifteen bucks. Dude that you know they
get to go nuts. They're sticking their finger in the
chocolate fountain, dipping everything in it. This is awesome. I
think I tried chicken fingers with chocolate f once because
your daughter didn't. Hey, everybody, it's Tuesday already. We'll find

(04:21):
out the XL Workforce employee of the date. Almost near
the end of the week. I know. So look, we
got tickets for George Durrowgood he's coming to Tropic Canna.
We'll hook you up. Coming up just a little bit
one lunch point sevens the XL southur It's Fox Station
z XL Morning Show. Everybody doing line I can, I'll
write it and we'll do it. Lit and things sucks.

(04:47):
I'm Scotty. Good morning here some news follow us. On
a Tuesday, post Labor Day weekend, police are investigating the
discovery of human remains in Atlantic County. Authorities responded to
a wooded area along Tuckahoe Road in a old manner
on Thursday. The investigations ongoing and no additional information has

(05:07):
been available. Maybe we couldn't hide a wife or a girlfriend.
You and I always talk about it, like we could
probably dispose of the remains of a human here's somewhere
out there, but someone's gonna stumble on it. About a
year ago, there was a woman with dementia who wandered
into the woods, and I don't know if they ever
found there. Oh, maybe that's her. Yeah, it could be man.
I don't know. I mean, I like human remains. I

(05:31):
guess that means white bones right like, so it's got
to be there for all something. Yeah. The powerball jackpot
continues to grow. No ticket match six numbers yesterday. It's
now at one point three billion dollars. Next drawling is
gonna be on Wednesday. I'll play, I will do you
want to? You want to chip in? Were you throwing five?
I throwing five? And we split it? Yeah? And then

(05:53):
and then we fight over it. Yeah, we fled over No. No,
I'll just take my three hundred and eighty three million
dollars a year. A couple people two million bucks. A
couple of people want a million bucks. Somebody wanted in Jersey,
two people want in Jersey. One person won in Pennsylvania.
That's a if. I guess if you get all the
numbers but not the powerball, oh good, they can pay
an electric bill and then it all go away. Not

(06:15):
our electric bill. I think my electric bill was one
million dollars last month. Dude, I don't know if you
sold this. It was crazy and I don't know how
this happens. But there's like a monorail system at Hershey Park.
Oh I saw this, dude. This little kid is walking
on the monorail track. It's one hundred feet in the air. Yeah,

(06:37):
that's a future construction worker because he had no fear
at all being And dude, this guy John Samson from
Bucks County, he somehow got up there and got the kid.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
So dude, yeah, they're calling him the Hirshey Park hero. Well,
I like the people, and it's like me the same mentality.
I'm gonna be underneath the kid like I'm gonna catch
at them. But I don't know, sixty five pounds from
that heights could be a hard catch. Hundred feet Yeah, dude,
that's up there. How here's the thing Hershey Park, how
did you get there? Yeah, let's figure that part out.
That's news. What about sports? Phils beat the Brewers ten

(07:09):
to eight. They're off today.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
And Eagle's running back sat Quon Barkley. He picked up
another accolade yesterday. He's ranked number one on the NFL
Top one hundred players of twenty twenty five. Wow yesterday. Also,
you know, maybe we don't let your twenty three year
old girlfriend try and run a football team because Bill

(07:34):
Belichick was embarrassed yesterday against TCU. Yeah, I watched the game,
so like the first five minutes. The players they're playing
tough and they're up seven up the I'm like, wow,
he's really changed it around. And then I guess maybe
they got tired because the TCUs this whatnot. Maybe he
gave the headset to the girl and let her coach
from then on.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
She did.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
She ran a couple of plates. Yeah, so uh, and
that's it's gonna suck because there's gonna be a Magne
fine glass on him all season. Yeah. And it's North Carolina. Look,
they're not going to get the high recruits like Alabama is. Dude,
it was, I'll tell you man, it was a crazy
first weekend of college football. You know you had Ohio
State blows up Texas. Yeah, I had that one right

(08:15):
arch Manning. Arch Manning looked awful, which is which is crazy.
I believe and I hope it's true. There was a
video of Eli and Peyton watching arch Manning and Peyton says,
I knew he was adopted. Well, they said, you know,
he's the son of the dad that he didn't play.
He's Cooper. Yeah, he's Cooper's he didn't play. Yeah, but

(08:36):
Cooper apparently was the best player in the family. But
he has some weird back issue stopped playing. I lost
on Clemson over the weekend, dude. It was a big
The big upset was Miami. Miami took down Notre Dame No,
and Bama lost. Yeah, Bama was the big one. Bama
got smoked by Florida State. That wasn't even close. In

(08:57):
Florida State. I don't think it was ranked. Yeah, that
was bad. It was a crazy weekend. College football is fun, man,
I'm glad you're into it. It's like a it's uh,
it's fun. The way a Tennessee. Yeah, it was due
date play. Tennessee played a community college. Yeah, Syracuse this
nice warm up school. Yeah, uh, there you go. That's news.
That's yeah. Sun and clouds today had to seventy four

(09:17):
part of the cloudy tonight on that fifty eight tomorrow
for your Wednesday sun cloud seventy six fall is here, everybody.
It was good to s'mores out and fire up the fires. Dude.
It was fifty seven on the way in the work.
That's beautiful. Oh, I sweated all all. We loved it.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
That hum of the air conditioner is gone. I love it.
It's sixty one outside right now, one hundred point sevens
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buzzed my wife out, but I had to explain her
over the weekend. Me and the kids hate the beach,
don't want to be here, and you're gonna we're gonna

(09:53):
get bitch at the moaning if you have to go
to the beach. And here's what happened. And I get
it now, my my age, I got ane a twelve
year old, and now the eight year old does what
the twelve year old does. He's kind of grown up fast,
Like he's already watched rated oar movies. It's cool, right,
I mean it's when you have an older brother. Yeah, dude,
my brother was nine years older than me, so like
I grew up real quick. Oh yeah, yeah, you watched
all the fun movies back in the day, like Mare

(10:15):
on Elm Street. Yeah, the day it came out on VHS. Uh,
he made me watch it. I was six, I think
six years old and Johnny Depp getting sucked into the
bed and all the blood being splurted out. Dude scared
the hell out of me. Well see that's the good thing.
Like my kids haven't really watched and I can't wait
for them to really dive into like the fun movies
we grew up with. But they haven't watched any horror movies,

(10:37):
so they're not afraid of things. I remember watching stuff
and being scared of I don't know, zombies and vampires
and everything else. They haven't done that yet, so it's like,
I don't know, they have no fear of the dark
like right now. There's just they're more fear to like people.
We tell them to look out when riding the bikes, like, hey,
kids and the guys and white bands, be afraid of
those games, you know, like you drive. So I'm really

(10:58):
you know what, dude, I got a real and that
your children think that I drive a white van and
hand out candy and playground. That's my twelve year old
which you drive now? I know say it's a white van.
I know I talk about it a lot as a joke,
but they I I, yeah, yeah, you know what, I
want the respect of your children. I tell him you
dress up like a clown on the weekends too. Scared
the crap out of him. So he get back from
the beach now, my twelve year old, he's outgrown the beach.

(11:21):
It's as simple as that. He's getting older. He's doing
other things. He doesn't want to build sand casts, will
jump around in the water. Dude. If I'm like, if
my wife like wants to say, hey, let's take a
walk on the beach, I'm fine with that because we're
doing something. Yeah, but my wife and my daughters can
sit on the beach for seven hours, yeah, and just

(11:44):
sit there. I can't do that. I tell my wife,
I'll give you an hour. I give it. And luckily
my mom lives just two blocks off the beach, so
it's like I'm going back to the house and then
I'll take some breaks and go back to the house,
have a beer or whatever, and then come back for
like another half hour. I cannot sit there continuously like
I was forced to go on on Saturday. I figure
this the last weekend. I'll get it out of the way.

(12:04):
But like my wife and I we got a there's
like two of the couples. We hang out, we're laughing,
we're talking, we're drinking. I was like, that's the part
of the beach I can imagine for a kid, like, oh, listen,
again the water gets old after why are you enjoy
He enjoys that a little bit. But what are you
asking the kid to do? Now? I'm on the beach
on Saturday for some reason. I don't know why. I've
been on the beach all summer long, right at least

(12:25):
once a weekend with the wife, make it her happy.
I could always get on my phone and I always
had service. Don't you know the day college football is happening,
I've gotten money on the games. I can't even get
on the ESPN app to watch and see what the
scores are. I'm gonna call my buddy with the score.
It was the worst beach day I've ever had. It
would be much better if you were just watching college
football at home again again, I said the same thing.

(12:46):
They're like, hey, what's up. I was like, well, I
don't want to be here, so I'll tell you all
right now, I'm gonna be miserable. I'm gonna sare at
my phone and watch it. Dude. I said that when
my wife locks in on the beach, dude, hours, hours
and hours and hours. My brother, it broke my parents' heart. Parents.
They ended up getting some money in the eighties. They
bought a boat, and so we lived on a boat
for mine. I wouldn't mind a boat, right, We lived

(13:08):
on a boat for a summer. My mom couldn't stand it.
So then the next year, my dad bought a little shorehouse,
got it for a steal in Ocean City. So they're like,
all right, the family's going down. We got a shorehouse. Now,
my brother had just turned I was like a teenager,
like fourteen, fifteen, old enough to get a job. He said, hey,
I hate the beach. Can I stay at home? You know?

(13:29):
And you know, we lived like an hour away from
the beach, and he goes, can I stay at home.
I'll take care of the house. I'll get a job
and you won't have to worry about the house. And
it broke my parents' heart, but they were like yeah,
like and it was great because then years later I
did the same thing. But I did it so I
could party, sure, and we used to call it our shorehouse,
me and my friends. But we were in Gloucester Township.

(13:51):
That's what I eighting, twelve year old right now, they
just staying nay, we don't. We just don't know. My brother,
but my brother legit to this day. My brother still
hates the shore. Yeah, he just he's like he does
nothing for me. I don't like the beach. I don't
like coming down the shore. I don't like, you know,
the traffic. I don't like any of it. Like, dude,
my wife and I were going in the Ocean City
the other day and it was it was early two,

(14:12):
was like nine am. Dude, I'm sitting in like a
half mile of traffic going over the bridge and I'm like,
this is nonsense. No, it's me. I got a chair,
I got my dwallt radio, I've got a tent, kids
got boogie board. It's dude, it's oh, dude, guy, I
got these sandals. It don't even they barely fit me.
It's like my my back of my foot is hanging
off it and they're not. Dude, I despot. I'd rather
walk out of my room, go down to the pool,

(14:34):
swim up to a bar. That's summertime. My wife she
likes to go down to the wild Woods and dude,
those beaches. It's dude, you You're just schlepping miles and
miles and miles. And I'm like this sucks. No, yeah,
I don't I want Yeah, I'm I'm in I'm with
your kids. Thank God I take Anti beach. Thank god
this summer too, because I guess there was a stretch

(14:55):
of warm, warm weather where we weren't down there, but
I don't remember sweating much like it was four on
the on the we didn't really have a heat wave. Now,
we could have a what they call and I know
I'm not trying to insult an Indian summer. Uh, we
could have that. But right now, dude, it looks like

(15:16):
fall hit pretty quick. And then we go to the
cove on Sunday and that's a blast. We're still in
the sand. Dude. You guys are jet skiing and everything
else they had that was fun at the coach. Maybe
you got a grills are going itting like dude, I
remember going with my mom as a kid. You go
there and there's a bunch of old ladies sitting around
reading Danielle Steele novels right and just staring at the ocean.

(15:38):
And then we and thongs and they got tattoos all
the way up to their neck and everything else. You
got trucks on the beach. People are playing music. They're
having fun that was in their ears that never happened
when I was a kid. They scripture on their rib cage.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I love I love that the
Bible quotes that goes around there their rib cage. I

(15:59):
love boob under boob. That's that's what the cove's all about.
That's what it'steroid. It's it's hot trashy. Yes, it's hot trashy. Yep. Look,
I got a pay of tickets. George Thurgood and those
Delaware Destroyers are coming to tropic Caanna, do you want
to go six zero nine six seven seven one hundred
and seven six zero nine six seven seven one hundred

(16:19):
seven six zero nine six seven to seven one hundred
seven dial up right now. It's September twelfth at the Tropicana.
George Thurgood and those Delaware Destroyers six zero nine six
seven seven one hundred seven, We get back. Do some
rock news, George, Scottie rock news. Hey, here's some rock

(16:40):
news for you. Uh. This is sad, dude, because I'm
a huge fan. I know you kind of goof on her.
But Cindy Lauber, Yeah, I dude, I love I love
Cindy Lauper, always have loved Cyndey Lauper, right, because especially
because when I was a kid, I loved wrestling, and
she was a big part of that eight that mid
eighties wrestling at the Loop Rock and Wrestling. Yeah, man,
he was in aller video. She had her last concert,

(17:03):
I guess, on her farewell tour at the Hollywood Bowl
over the weekend and she brought out who Share? Oh God,
another one I don't care for it? Might Share? And
Joni Mitchell she brought out for her last show at
the Hollywood Bowl. Uh, so, I guess they came out
to sing. Girls just want to have fun? Is it

(17:24):
her last show? Because she sucks? Sidney Laupert does not suck.
Come on, dude, three hits. Girls want to have true colors,
true colors from the girls just want to have fun.
Here's the other one, then there's some others and then
some others, and you know would share that one. So yeah,

(17:46):
so I dude, I always I saw her open up
for Rod Stewart a couple of years ago, and dude,
she's I don't know. I I dig Cyndy Lawbern like
bad voice, like that scratchy, kind of real high pitch.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
She kind of built MTV. She was one like they
leaned on her big time when MTV first started. What
was he even an attractive she had like this weird
had a weird look, dude, she did the song for Goonies?
Was that the song for Goonies? Goonies Never Die? I
don't know what whatever. Let me look up her greatest hits, dude,

(18:21):
She's got at least half dozen. I will say six
big hits. You have girls just wanna have fun? That's
number one. True Colors, to time, there's some one no
one with time, time after time, time after time. So
that's three. Yeah, right, the song from Goonies she bop,

(18:44):
Oh god, yeah, and then there. I'm sure there's another
one that I'm not remembering. I'm a big fan Corn.
So I guess Corn. The most shocking thing of this story,
which there's gonna be a lot of shocking things about
last money changes everything. This is what they're saying. Her
top ten songs are the Coonies are good enough. Coonies

(19:07):
are good enough. That's what it is. Change of Heart,
all through the night, number four, I drove all night.
Three True Colors, Girls, When to have fun, the time,
at the time. Okay, we got the top. She's got
she's got its bro. Yeah, so Corn, what I'm gonna
tell you about this story, it's nuts. But the most
shocking thing about the story is the Corn somehow was

(19:28):
playing METLF Stadium. So Corn is playing with system of
a down at metlaf Stadium. All right, that's the big
the big arena up in East ruth Offord, that's where
the Giants play. Yeah, it holds I think eighty yes,
it's it's a lot. So a guy I guess, was
caught the masturbating in the crowd during the show, and

(19:52):
so unusual they had and they had to kick them out.
And then where they're kicking him out, he plunged his
security guard. I want to my buddy, My buddy runs
the canine well not runs it, but he's a canine
guy up there. Well I don't know, dude, did the
dog bite the guy's jokes? And you get bit by
a dog? So yeah, so they had to they had
to pull the guy out during Corn. What makes you

(20:13):
want to masturbate during Corn? I don't know. It sounds
anger like like you no, no, Like he hangs himself
in a closet, like the guy from an XS, like
that kind of anger masturbating. I know that that guy
hung himself, he did that that weird thing. Or you
hang you you choke yourself out. I'm masturbating. Okay, what
would you rather do? Him choke yourself out masturbait or

(20:33):
go to a corn show and masturbait. I think I'd
rather go to the corn show and masturbait. If you
had to pick one gun to your head, well you
don't die. No, oh, so you don't die of the
corn show. It's embarrassing. But if I'm choking myself out
and I die like the guy from an excess, that
guy that kind of sucks, and the poor cop too.
I mean, you know the guy the guy pulls pants up.

(20:54):
You don't want to touch his hand, right Oh no?

Speaker 3 (20:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Yeah, yeah. You're driving him by the back of the
s Yeah, throwing him out like uh uncle Phil used
to do with Jazzy Jeff Breaking Benjamin, I know you're
a big breaking Benjamin fan Jojoe Me their drummers announced
that he's retiring.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
I heard this because I'm on the fan club and
I got the email like months ago. He's dealing with
hashimotos disease. Yeah, I know that's Hashimoto disease. I have
no idea what that is, but he's dealing with it,
and so he's His quote is I battled Hashimoto's disease,
facing fatigue, leg weakness, stiffness, weight changes, and overall drum

(21:36):
playing control issue. Yep, that's what the quote was when
I got the email. But if you're going to see
Breaking Benjamin, they're going to be looking for a new drummer.
This could be like the same. This could be like
a Vince Papali moment, like care they break in a fan.
I could play play for drums for Breaking Benjamin. I
don't know if this is true or not, but the

(21:56):
Food Fighters brought a kid on stage and he could
play a Metallica song. One of the drums that he did,
he was really good. Maybe his good drums are a guitar,
but a kid could play. I watched the video over
the weekend, and I hate green Day. I don't think
green Day. Green Day suck right, I'll put him up
there with Smashing Bump. So green Day is on stage playing,
and I guess they bring a kid up to play

(22:16):
that stupid prom song that that that years of our
lives one and so he gives the guitar leads here.
It gives us a guitar to the kid to play it, right.
They're like, yeah, you can play it, and the kid
starts playing Oasis perfect. He starts playing wonder Wall. The
show just got better, and dude, the guy from Green
Day flips out. Really he stops. Bro it's a joke.

(22:41):
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one pre set. Spent the weekend in Ocean City. How
was the traffic? Uh? Pretty good because I was in

(23:04):
Ocean City. Uh, and we did have the little traffic
going over the bridge to get there. But do you
know why I had to spend the weekend in Ocean City? Jojo,
you threw a party at your mom's house. So my
mom is in a rehab center right now, right because
she'd she was on heroin and she she took a spill.
She took a spill and she's in like a rehab
facility for old people. That's how she got on heroin

(23:26):
is because she got her she she got those pills. Yeah,
So so her house is empty and uh, my wife
and I we go out Friday night and we get
a little banged up. So, uh, Saturday morning hits. And
I get my wife coffee every morning, so I run

(23:48):
over Duncan Donuts to get her coffee as she likes.
And there's a sign right there. And I'm in beautiful
downtown May's Landing. Uh there's a sign right there at
the where the speaker is, yeah, and it says, we apologize,
but we can't serve coffee. We can only serve food. Okay, okay,
we ran out of coffee. So the woman comes on

(24:10):
the speaker and she goes, hey, did you read the sign?
We can't serve coffee? And I was like, can we
dig into this please? And I was being you know,
I was kidding with her, but I was like, what's
going on? And she goes, apparently the water is contaminated
in May's Landing and we can't serve coffee. So I go, huh.

(24:34):
She goes yep. So I go, all right, thanks, and
I and I just drank a glass of water. So
I go and I google it and apparently I guess
they had some type of backflow situation at the contamination place,
like wherever wherever that water gets magically clean. Yeah, they

(24:57):
had some big issue, so they you had to boil
your water. Geez and dude, I went. I went home.
I woke my wife up and I was like, no coffee,
let's go. It was like, pack your stuff up, we're
going to Ocean City. So I spent the entire weekend
in Ocean City because we couldn't drink our water. Dude,

(25:18):
they I mean, they put it. They put it out there, which,
by the way, well it's nice that you finally found out,
but you had to find out through them through Dunkin Donuts. Yeah.
By the way, I own the water company in May's Landing.
You did a piss poor job of getting the information
out there because no one knew about it. How come
I get to learn on my phone in the middle
of the night there's a kid being across the across

(25:38):
state lines in Maryland and an amber alert. But they
don't have a way locally for you to get it
on your phone, like, hey, there's a water issue. Text
constantly from the utility companies, can you take this pole?
Can you go just do this survey? You're must behind
on your bill. I'm ready to shut you off and so,
but when you shut down the water facility, we don't

(25:59):
get a text about that. You are right, yeah, because
I'll get it. I'm behind on a bill you So
it's like, I'm a little disappointed. I love May's Landing,
a little disappointed in the water company there. Now I
like to know to what level is the water contaminated.
Like I'm gonna start, I'm gonna throw a tail. The
letter was like, uh, don't brush your teeth, don't shower,

(26:22):
definitely don't drink it. So it's even on the outside
of the skin. So I'm like, okay, dude, I just
I was like it. I was like, let's get let's
hide tail it out of here. Luckily, my you know,
my mom's house was empty. You know, she's stuck in
a rehab center and dude always spent it sucked. It
wasn't even like it was a fun weekend. We had
some we went had some fun, but we cleaned my

(26:46):
mom's house like like we like, dude, we threw away
I'm not a kid. Yesterday was trash Day. Yeah, we
must have had twenty twenty five trash bags. Dude, my
mom she's not a hoarder, but she is about weird
stuff she had, like party supplies, drawers and drawers and
drawers of party supplies. Suff never have enough streamers and everything, like, dude,

(27:09):
you never know when that party is going to break out. Napkins,
plastic forks and plastic spoons. Place mats. Dude, we must
have thrown away a hundred place mats Happy Millennium. It
was like it was crazy. So we just took the
opportunity to clear out all her drawers and stuff like that.
It's different when you live there because you can see what, like,

(27:32):
I'm stumbling over this stuff. It's not really needed. Well,
that's what it is. And you know what my mom
used to do is she would buy stuff, shove it
in a drawer, forget about it, and then buy more stuff. Yep.
And then it just kept going on and on and on.
But yeah, I mean, I don't know if Ma's landing
has its own water department or whatever. Hey, you know,

(27:53):
I gotta give you a grade D on what happened
over the weekend. Did it didn't really alert people? And dude,
I don't know how restaurants out There's a lot of
restaurants and stuff out there. So did did they have
to shut down. Money just went through and just did it. Man.
By the way, I feel bad for that guy who's
amazed Landing, who drank water all weekend long and knowing
about it from us. Dude, I had to call my

(28:15):
my My daughter lives around the corner from us, and
I called her and I was like, hey, don't take
a shower. She goes. I just took a shower. My
skin is burning. Maybe that was the clean water hopefully.
Uh So, yeah, dude, it was. It was a weekend
of no water and then they finally on Sunday lifted
Now what once again, what what makes you lift the

(28:38):
water band? Like, when do you know it's all done?
Because whatever's in that whenever's in your pipe that you
didn't open that Fawcett too, it's still there. So yeah,
that was fun. Man. So if you a labor day
over the weekend, you actually work, so good for you. You
celebrate a labor day. I did you know what? Yeah,
I worked on getting the hell out of Maze Landing.
Look we get back, we'll knock out some headlines. Lunch

(29:05):
Boy seven ZXLS after is these rock Station zx almore show,
I hate dog food last night you hate dog food. Okay,
so listen to this. Tell me, my wife, why you
would even think about doing this? I don't get Okay,
So run out of food she's trying to make. No, No,
we have plenty of food. She's trying to make this

(29:28):
the Spanish rice that we get in this uh, this
Mexican restaurant we go to, right, So she's trying to
make this rice. So is it? It's just rice with
some spice in it. It's rice?

Speaker 3 (29:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
I want to say. It's like a little tomato sauce
and then some spices. Whatever. She's trying to mimic this rice. Okay,
So she tried it. It didn't quite it didn't. She
didn't quite nail it on the first two dog food
to it. So she h So she keeps it all
right now, she wants to not throw it away, so
she keeps it. She's gonna eventually give it to the dogs.
So the dogs have rice. I don't know, man, I

(29:59):
don't think the gars. Don't they just eat normal food.
But I guess it's an alpo. My dog lived for
sixteen years and I fed them the cheapest one, like
kibbles and bits and alpo. Okay, so we would go
to a place called the Berlin Farmer's Market and they
had a crappy little food store all the way in
the like in the back was like the dented cans
dog food cans. We got them for dirt cheap. So

(30:21):
I think it was like it was the output ones
that were expired. Ye again, there were dogs. They were fine,
and Mike dog Li sixteen years living on that. So
my wife can't nail it. The kids don't really dig
it or anything. So she leaves it in the refrigerator.
I guess it's like she'll mix it in with the
dog food is a little treat or whatever. We'll do
that with like fat and scraps and everybody else, make
little treats out of them. Okay, so she puts it
back in the in the refrigerator. Now we get back

(30:43):
from the beach we have I don't want to make dinner,
so I start pulling all the leftovers out, like it's
like a buffet, but it's a buffet of like there's broccoli, rice,
chocolate cake. It's like, yeah, no, come pick whatever you
want to put in your stomach. It's fine. Cho on
top of chocolate cake, it's great. Throw it all in there.
We had some butter noodles, right, there's not the cheap
are more deetto than butter noodles. Well that's dude. I
do that all the time too, man, where I'll do

(31:04):
a night of just like pulling everything out of the fridge. Yep,
don't care what it is. It'll be all takeout. It'll
be like just here, it's a Shmorgas board of stuff.
Oh yeah, we're now shonies. So I so I warm
up the rice for a kid, and my kid's like
kind of eating it. There's a couple of spoonfuls left.
I eat it and I'm like, and I'm I'm actually shocked.

(31:24):
I was like, the rice actually doesn't taste that bad.
It wasn't bad enough before, like we put it in
the fridge because nobody liked it. I'm eating the rice.
Is like, it isn't bad. She comes to you, whispers
in my ears. She's like, the rice, I mix dog
food in it. She's like, and I'm watching my kids
finish up the rice. She's like, no, no, here, you
don't want this rice anymore. Here you're done. He's like, no,

(31:44):
I'll finish No, No, you're done. Here's a fruit roll up.
Even I had like a couple of spoonfuls. Or the
rice wasn't bad. It was I don't know, it was
satisfying enough. That's what some of my stomach can't imagine
what kind of dog food? But I got a shake.
I get to talk to her like, you can't put
it in the fridge like that. No, you know, you
gotta lay or you label it, or you at least
give your husband, a husband, give me a heads up

(32:05):
because the kids aren't gonna warm it up. The little
guy can't even reach some microwave. He's eight years old.
At least you gotta tell me don't eat the rice.
It's for the dogs. We've done this before, because that
gets it gets me in trouble all the time because
my wife will do stuff like she was doing doing bread,
like she was making sour dough bread for a while. Yeah,
and she would have all this stuff in the fridge
for it. But then like I'd go to clean the

(32:26):
fridge and I go, what is this nonsense? And just
throw it away? It looks like old sour cream. Yeah,
I'm like yeah, I'm like, I'm like, you know, because
once again, man like our fridge will buy perishable stuff
and it just you know, rots away, and so like
once a week, I'm in my fridge just tossing everything away. Yeah,
we did that with like a bag of apples went
bad because it's buried under everything else. We don't eat

(32:48):
a freezer, dude. I don't clean our freezer enough. But
like when I do, I find all this good stuff
that's in the back because we buy new stuff and
just shove it in and then that was good. You know,
like stuff that we would use probably get shoved into
the back. I think we still have bags of like
turkey gravy from Thanksgiving. Yeah, like she wants to put

(33:10):
in with adult. I was like, we're never ever gonna
We're never gonna do that. There's there's bags of things
in my freezer you could hold up and I couldn't
even tell you what it was. I figured out what
real ginger looks like. It looks like a tree branch
set in a refrigerator for months. Yeah, like, I don't
know what this is fors what are you doing it? Dude?
I remember we juice it. You do when do you
juice ginger in? Anything? Super unhealthy? But years ago we

(33:31):
got a deep fryer. Oh yeah, right, and dude, it
was awesome, but it was probably the most unhealthy oft
six months of my life. And uh so it was
a deep fryer, and with the deep fryer you have oil.
And then I was like, well, what do you do
with the oil, like after you're done with it? And
people are like, well, you put it in a like
a tubberwore container and put it in the fridge. I go,

(33:52):
I'm not doing that, dude. We left ours in our
fry daddy. Growing up for months, we barely ever changed
the oil in that thing. You change oil when it
got less. You EAT's like a car you just started
up and it warms it up. That's it. You put
the plastic case over the top of it and it
doesn't spill out in the cabinet. Man said, you just
give me your heads up. I mean, I don't know, man,
I mean, I guess it's when I know that, when

(34:14):
I know that information, it's probably not gonna make it sick. Yeah,
it was fine. You know. It was like some some
some dog food powder she puts over top of the
food because the dog doesn't like dog food. So now
you got to put something on top of the dog
food with the doll to eat it. You know when
your dog's don't like dog food, when you don't feed
it for a couple of days and then you just
put food in front of it, it'll it'll like the dogs. Yeah,
when I can see it's ribs. Yeah, it's like kids, man, Like,

(34:38):
that's that's my thing with dinner when the kids were little. No, no,
we want this. No, you're gonna get this. This is
this is called dinner. This is not a diner. I'm
not gonna you don't have it. You don't have a menu.
This is what you're gonna eat. If you don't want
to eat it, that's fine. But you're gonna be hungry.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
You ever grow up bile? Yeah from being hungry? No,
not in years. Yeah, unfortunately I'm a little too fat
for that. Look we get back. We'll knock out the trash.
Oh love trash.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Anything thirty y or dotty anything racket rock or roughy
thirty long frash.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Can you remember who Tyrese Gibson is. I like this guy, man,
he's in the Fast and Furious movies. Yeah, whenever it's
a good looking, like in shape black guy in the
movie it's him. It's him. They make fun of his
forehead in the movie, which makes me laugh. He did
Fast and Furious, and he was also in the Santa

(35:48):
Chronicles too. Was he was he was throwing it to
the mom. Yeah, I don't remember that, Ye, honestly, I don't.
I don't even know if I saw the Santa Chronicles too.
Oh you saw one all one. I think it was
all done. I think I think they got the whole
story done in the in the in the first one.
I don't know if it was had to be a
second three he I guess. He was posting on Twitter,

(36:14):
which is now called x It's a video where he's crying.
So he he's one of these guys. Dude, he's made
an okay living for himself, Like he's made money off
those Fast and Furious movies. There's like ten of them. Yeah, right,
But he gets married to these women and then they
divorce and he owes like a ton of money in

(36:35):
child support and alimony. So he was the guy because
you remember the Rock, The Rock joined those Fast and
Furious movies, and then the Rock and the other guy
who looks like a like a TMU version of the
Rock who's his name, Vin Diesel. They didn't like each other,

(36:55):
so they had to like there was like a big
like uh, they were fighting and they It caused a
delay in these movies because those movies used to come
out like once a year. Yeah, and so Tyreee actually
went publicly and said, like, you guys got to figure
this out because I'm out of money and I needed
another fast and Furious movie to make some money. You're right,

(37:18):
even if I don't know, even if you are, you
out of money, Like where'd all your money go? You
made money? It's women, these students that It's like these
athletes like Antonio Brown, perfect example, the dude just declared
bankruptcy because you just keep knocking up women. Who is
the guy who played for the Jets? He had like

(37:40):
thirteen kids? Like what are you doing? Like like like
that that so that means you got I don't know,
you're probably paying fifty dollars a month to your baby
mama for thirteen kids. I could be wrong, but I
think it's I think Tyreek Hilled last year had seven
touchdowns but had eight kids. There was this crazy stet

(38:03):
and I think it was Tyreek Hill. I saw it
on the Internet. It must be right, dude. It's kind
of sad man. And like, you know, I got my
own issues with my mom having dementia. But at least she,
you know, she can still verbalize me. Bruce Willis, his
daughter is coming out and heming Willis is. Her name,

(38:25):
Emma heming Willis. She did an interview with Diane Sawyer
and talked about her dad and said that he just
can't he can't communicate. It's such a damn shape because
she looks like he doesn't look bad. He looks like
just an older Bruce Willis. Well, see that's the function
at all. That's the kicker with dementia man. And like,
up until like about a month ago, this is what

(38:47):
I was dealing with my mom. She was healthy, Yeah,
you just just had no memory. Gordon ramsay he had
some skin cancer, but they cut it out so the
Hell's Kitchen Star said that he's all good now, so
the cancer scare is no more. Kevin Costner is dating
Kelly Noonan. I don't know who that is. So that's

(39:08):
Kevin Costner, the Great Kevin Costner. He's what twenty what twenty?
He's actually best friends with Bill Belichick's girlfriend. Dude. Now
that's a foursome, right there. Cole Hauser. Now you probably
don't know the name Cole Hauser. I know him from
Days then Confused. Most people will know him has the

(39:29):
guy from Yellowstone. He's the guy who is Rippy, right
is it Rippy? Rippy? The tough guy, the tough guy. Yeah,
that's Cole Hauser. He's awesome. Man, I got a man
crush on Rippy. Well, dude, so's he's talking about. He
goes to these events or just out to dinner with
his wife and he goes old women just grope him

(39:52):
constantly because you feel like you can't. He's like a big,
a big bear. Yeah, dude, women, and good for him, man,
because he he's got a couple of years on me.
So he got this success late in life, like he's
he was in a lot of stuff, like he's been
Dazed and confews. He was in one of the Fast
and Furious movies. I think he did a couple of
TV shows. But other than that, man, he like he

(40:13):
didn't really he wasn't huge and then he did Yellowstone. Dude,
and every woman fell a level him. He's a good
tough looking guy. He's not super skinny, in great shape.
He just makes it. He's like a stocky dude. But
he's a badass on this show. Man. Yeah, man, he
makes the show. I mean a lot of people. You know,
Kevin cost is great on the show too, but he
really does make the show. Uh. And Taylor Swift she

(40:34):
hung out with the Mahomes, you know, Patrick Mahomes and
his wife Brittany. Yeah, nice said it. She got new
Doo boots. Yeah, Ritney Mahomes got new boots. Not Taylor Swift.
She hung out with them, celebrating Britney mahomes thirtieth birthday.
What do you get her? Man, Dude, it's crazy to
think Patrick Mahomes is only thirty because I feel like

(40:54):
he's been in our life forever. Yeah. Yeah, and we
need him. There's a lot of good quarterbacks in the
league right now, you're right. Yeah. The icons that we
grew up with are they're gone. Yeah yeah, And you
got the guys who are trying to hang on, like
the Aaron Rodgers and Laos like you know, dude, that's
gonna be interesting to see the Aaron Rodgers how that

(41:17):
ends up this season. He looks like ozembic, skinny, like
his face is like it's whittled away.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
He does that.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Alahuasca, right, He's a weird dude. He does like real
like they're drugs that you don't can't get in droublefore
in the NFL, but like they're mind bending drugs. He'll like, Dude,
he'll go out in the woods for like a month
and like and just like go off the grid. Well, applies,
complation rate is so high. He's stowing to a big

(41:45):
dragon out there on the field. Dude, that's what they
talk about. He goes on the Pat mcabee show and
he talks about this stuff, and I think the NFL
even told him, like, yo, knock it off, bro, Like
you can't talk about how you're doing drugs. Uh, there
you go, some trash for you no stomach cause she
was again, Hey, good morning, z XL, good morning. How

(42:05):
are you good? Fantastic? Hey man, I got a pair
I'm looking at right here. They're sitting here, tickets to
go see George Thoroughgood and the Delaware Destroyers at Tropic Canna.
Do you want them? Oh? Yes, absolutely, you have the tickets? Right, Funny,
I got I got them, I got you. I went,
I actually went and waited in line at Ticketmaster and uh,

(42:27):
I was at Boscobs and I had to wait in
line and I bought the ticket. What section is you
sitting in? Did you have the ticket there? Uh? Section? Awesome?
What Seaton is dude? Boscoves? That was like, that's where
we went to buy concert tickets. Was Boscobs growing it was.
I waited in line at Boscobs and I waited in

(42:47):
line at the Spectrum And I remember Kissed the ninety
six reunion tour where they put the makeup back on.
We we got there at like midnight and waited overnight
for them to open up the box office like eight
a m. Yeah, dude, it was. It was crazy. It
was like a party though. Man, it was kind of fun.
It was back in the day ticket tron, ticket Master

(43:10):
you would yeah, I remember, yeah, man, that was you
had to put some work in for those things. I
got World Series tickets from Tony's tickets. I can't imagine
what the mark up was getting from a place called
the third Party places back in the day. I know
that place that was in run of me right, yeah,
it costs me. I tell you what. It wasn't bad.
I think it was two fifty per ticket for the
World Series, but I was ninety three. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

(43:33):
that's uh yeah. Those third party places were tough, man,
because they would I mean, now once again websites or
you know, you just do it through that. But yeah,
back in the day, you know, it just be a
slimmy guy smoking a cigar and he's like, I'm putting
an extra two hundred tickets on this or two hundred
dollars on this day. What though, I still like the
feel of a physical ticket and handing it to somebody.

(43:53):
The phone thing is I got it? Is my phone
gonna die? Is he not going to open up? Like
the ticket is gonna be taken out at sea? I
don't know. It sucks good. COVID ruined that man, because
then we stopped. There's a radio station like giving away
hard tickets. We now just email them and yeah, dude,
you walk in and like if you don't like download
the appeah and do all this nonsense, you're not getting in.

(44:15):
And then they have a guy there who actually will
take your phone and like have to find it for you. Yeah,
that guy. There's a there's a guy there because because
especially if you're older, you don't know how to do that? Now?
I saw it and sounds kind of dumb. And she
was awful, by the way. But I went to Janet
Jackson and Nelly, and I remember there was an older
couple and they're going through the phone like where are
the tickets? And a poor person had to pull them aside,

(44:36):
like I don't know. There there's people worth sixty five
looking for their Janet Jackson tickets on their iPhone. You
know how to work and if you have a flip phone,
how does that? How do you even function? Man?

Speaker 3 (44:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Yeah, yeah, all right, Well we're gonna email your tickets. Yeah,
by the way, you'll be you'll be fine. They'll be flick.
So you got tickets to go see what's your name? George? George.
You're going to see George George Thurgot and the Delaware
Destroyers the Tropicana. Uh so what do you do structure?

(45:09):
All right? George who does construction? You got to take
us to go see George Delaware Destroyers. Uh. I believe
that is September. Make for you, make sure you charge
your iPhone. Make sure your iPhone has plenty of there,
make sure iPhone is charged. On September twelfth, all right. Uh,
so you stay on hold. We're gonna get all your info, right,
you gotta thanks man one hundred point seven zxls after

(45:34):
is He's rock station z XL show streaming on the
iHeart radio app. Nless you're in Germany, then you can't
get us. Yeah, yeah, your cousin couldn't get us in Germany. Yeah.
It kept coming up as uh, I iHeart iHeart does
not have a good relationship with the German people. No,
maybe oversees me. No, you don't get us. Yeah, I
don't know. We used to do that. We were certain
areas that uh like, you can only get us in

(45:55):
certain areas. Uh, but I Heeart I'm pretty sure is worldwide.
So you just go get us, right, who's in Germany?
And you say over the weekend too. A guy gets
us a Maryland. We take over their radio show. We're
doing a big Jimmy Buffett party over at resorts and
there was a couple there and I was like, hey,
where are you from? And they're like, we're from Maryland
and he's like, I have a one hundred point seven

(46:16):
down there. And you guys sometimes on like a nice
day bleed in. What's their show? Like the Bubba and
Jim show or something stupid. Probably something stupid. He gets
our show and he's like, Yo, you guys are awesome. Yeah,
look at us. These are our real names. So not
being awesome is h You feel kind of like a loser.

(46:41):
But I'm doing it for good reason. So my mom
is I don't know how mobile my mom's gonna be.
She's in a rehab center. She hurt her leg. We
don't know how she hurt her leg. She can't really
get around. So now it's like, you got to make
these decisions, right, she's got dementia, Yeah, you got to
make these decisions on like she doesn't she doesn't want

(47:04):
to leave her house, right, She doesn't want to go
into like a like a facility, And I get that,
and also I don't want to spend eight thousand dollars
a month. Yeah, it's a lot of man on a facility, right.
You know in shore Gate you know what shocker Insurance
doesn't pick that up, like you can play checkers with
it or her house for free. Dude. I'm talking to

(47:24):
people about this and they're like, oh yeah, man, Like
people sign over cars, they sign over houses, and that's
what a shame the way they they rob these old
pop dude, it's it's it's it is. It's highway robbery.
Like something from the theres some type of government money
or assistance that should help these old people in their
later years. So we're like, Okay, my mom has a

(47:45):
split level house in Ocean City. You know, it's nice.
It's not huge, but it's it's nice. It's old. So
my wife and I were there all weekend, you know,
cleaning out stuff, and and uh, we're like talking it
over and we're like, we could make the downstairs. My

(48:06):
mom's not gonna be real mobile. If if my mom
comes home, that's a big if we don't know if
she comes home, we can make the downstairs an apartment.
I like when kids do this when they shove the
the mom down in the basement. Go ahead, this is
not a base. Yeah, yeah, it's not amasement. It's the
family room. Do you step down into it? You step,
you can three steps step into it. Yeah, And it's

(48:30):
got it's you know, you got that. She's got her
bathroom with a shower, and so we can make it
into a little apartment and then we move in. Gotcha
now you're up. Now I am now I am a
forty five year old man back living home with mom. Yeah,
but you're upstairs where the windows and the sun comes through.
Where she's down in the basement where you just close
the doors. You close the door level. Okay, is she

(48:51):
on concrete floor, You're gonna give her carpeting at least.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
Now.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
I'm just gonna be a dick for the whole break.
So I'm like and like we're like going over the
you know, because then we have to change out my
kid's school and everything like that. But but we're like,
you know, it would do it because it's it's crazy.
Her insurance is good insurance, but like it doesn't pick
up a lot of stuff like if we need help,
like she's gonna need like twenty four to seven help. Sure,

(49:16):
you gotta be there in case she does fall down
or she calls the cops like she's been doing and
everything else.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
You know.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
And I told my wife. I was like, I was like,
I like, if you just were like, I'll move in
and like for the whatever amount of time she has left,
And my wife's like, no, we wouldn't do that, Like
I'd move in with you. And so we're trying to
map it out, and I'm like, yeah, my friend Tony
did this. You know, you know my boy Tony, Yeah,
he did this. Are super healthy at the house, and

(49:44):
him and his two girls decided that they move in
and then they would take over the master. But you're right,
his parents were perfectly healthy. He didn't have to be
there for mom and dad. But that is the move.
And here's the problem I've pulled, you know, I've pulled
that move before. I'm not gonna flex. But like, our
house is big. Yeah, we have a lot of room,
and I like having a lot of room. And then

(50:04):
we're gonna go to a place where it's not a
lot of room, you know, and it's gonna be a
little it's gonna be a tight fit. Well, you can
throw those Christmas parties of seven fishes right out the
window because you don't have to hold There are some
benefits to this. You're no longer hosting the party. But
you brought it up. I was talking to you off
the air about it. We would save a ton of
money eights week, Graham by not putting mom in the home.

(50:26):
You can look over in case she falls down and
needs to be picked by. And they're just banking cash. Bro,
I wish I had that luck. My wife took the cas.
She calculated in her head and she's like, dude, I
think we pay off all our debt in three months? Yes?
Why not do it? And you're an Noces City man.
That's a status thing.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
Uh, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna do what
these these losers do where they go and move back
in with their parents. But then they do that thing
where they say no, no, no, no, my parents are
living with me. That's right. So I'm just gonna tell
people that my mom's living with me in my house

(51:05):
in Ocean City instead of me living at my mom's
house and oceans Yeah, you're great now, you know. Now look, yeah,
but you and your wife you can't bring people home
because you got mom downstairs. You know, what are you
gonna do? Yeah? You know, you try to watch a movie,
you know, trying to hook up. You can come back
from the bar and bring some friends home. Are you
gonna do? Yeah's downstairs? You got guys, guys, take your

(51:27):
shoes off, and you gotta be quiet. Now do you
put I know the section you're talking about. Do you
put a door? When you shove mom into the basement.
Is there a door down so she can have her privacy?
Not a basement? Yeah? Uh no, there's no doorroom for it. Okay, gotcha. Yeah,
maybe just a piece of plywood or something with a
little lock in she can't get up. Yeah, yeah, so

(51:48):
I do. I don't even know. Listen, man, if you
have that luxury and you're doing it, you are it's
not that you got kicked out of your house, so
you're doing it for the right room. Dude. We'd be
giving up a ton to go do that. Yeah, and
uh so I can't wait for you to walk that
eighty five inch TV screen in and see where you're
gonna hang that at Mom's down. Oh dude, wait do

(52:09):
you now? Do you really rip everything? Mom loves the way?
Do you can start moving her furniture out? My mother?
My wife, My wife was bringing that up. She's like, old,
you know, if we moved in here, we'd have to
get rid of because my mom's house is a museum.
Like it's a museum from the nineteen seventies, and so
she's like, all this has to go. Yeah, what about
the I mean you got to couch? I mean they
have plastic over top of them, but you can't sit

(52:31):
on them because you're gonna sweat. She has the room
that you're not allowed to sit in. Dude, it's the
little dining room. It's it's everything you think of a
house from the nineteen seventies. It was built in the forties.
There you go. So yeah, it was Yeah. My wife's like,
do you got room downstairs for the help? That's where
they put them, you know, yeah, But I'm the help now,
yeah you are. That's the thing. So dude, I'm like, like,

(52:54):
we got a lot of tough decisions to be made,
and like, once again I got to okay this with
my brother. But if it's gonna save money, you know,
it might be. When I'm talking about a little bit
of money, you're talking about a lot of them. And
so we got to know where she is in a
rehab center. If she stays in that rehab center and
ends up in the facility, which they have it's adjacent

(53:16):
to it to eight thousand dollars a month, I would
charge her eight grand for you to watch over her.
Now you've added another one hundred grand to your money
for the year. But he told me that I can
actually like charge the insurance her insurance company and get paid.
You sure can. Yeah, I know a woman is doing
that for her husband who has h He was in
the war, so he's not doing real well. So he

(53:37):
needs a caretaker to kind of look over him. Yea,
his wife is the girl who paid from the government.
I want Yeah, he has that PTSD. Yeah, give me
some money. I want free money. Yeah yeah, give me
ebt until you walk in here, you're like, I want
to put a gun in my mouth. I forgot how
bad it is living with my mom. That's what it is, dude.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
It is.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
It's like it's it's because I I haven't lived with
my parents with the exception for six months months since
I was eighteen. Yeah you think she's still irons in
her underwear. Oh well, she doesn't know how to iron
anymore because she has dementia. Uh so you know it
would be yeah, so that would be fun. So yeah,
so I could be like all our you know we

(54:15):
goof on our loser friends. Yeah, I could be one
of them.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Nah.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Noa, I live with my mom's yo yo yo yo
yo yo. Yeah yeah yeah no no, no, no, no, no, no,
don't worry. You just gotta be quiet when we won't again.
No no, no, no, no, no, don't worry about it.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I got I got a
pizza bikes, but put them in the toaster of Look,
we get back, we'll do a thing called you think
you haven't been You think you've got it bad. This

(54:48):
happens all the time around uh around our way. Beach
goers after a long labor day weekend, they were angry
because some beaches in Massachuet, It's New York, California, and
Hawaiian we're flagged and closed for high levels of fecal bacteria.

(55:09):
Because I mean, I guess, like right, like do we
just dump sewer water into the ocean? Is that what happens?
Look listen, I've I've had to go to the bathroom
bating where I thought about just going in there and
just going No, I don't think it's that, I think no, no, no,
I think it's it's it's like sewage gets dumped into
the ocean. Oh, a lot of not just me by myself,

(55:29):
just you. I thought about that, like, man, I'm so
far away from like a bathroom, no one would know.
Just dig a hole in the sands like a dog
AI is taking over a lot of things. Do you
want some top AI proof jobs where AI can't take over? Okay, okay,

(55:49):
let's go number ten. Now we're not talking about robots here,
we're talking about AI. I mean, I guess we're talking
about robots and AI and all that stuff. Uh. Higher
repair man, I could see him. There's not a job
I can't see a machine doing. Ship engineers. These are
AI proof jobs. So where AI cannot would most likely

(56:12):
will not be able to take the job. Number eight
windshield guys who replaced windshields. Number seven oral surgeons. I
get that, but I could see it. I could see
a machine taking that over though. Number six systems operators
of plants like a like a like a plant, like

(56:33):
a like a you know where the manufacturer stuff. Number
five and in bomber that I could see not being
taken over. A painter. I don't know, man, that computer
that that little robot can scan a wall. It doesn't
know how to just roll a brush over top of
a wall in perfectly hazardous materials removal workers. That's number

(56:59):
three eight, Number two nursing assistants, and number one full
of botanists. Well that's uh that's where I guess if
you draw blood, right, that's what I think. Yeah, maybe
we're not so precise yet to do that because you
got to hit a vein thinks he starts jabbing you
in the eye. This sucks. Man's going a little crazy. Uh.

(57:20):
If the US Department of Energy has its way, a
lot of people are going to be uncomfortable while saving
money on their energy bills. According to the Department of Energy,
the most comfortable temperature to keep in your home is
seventy eight degrees that's believe. That's nuts now, and they
want you to keep your house at eighty while you sleep.
I promise you, I'm ready to get one of the
thermostats that you just the dial thermostats that they can't

(57:40):
they can't control, because my my nest it goes up
to seventy eight seventy six Obviously, that sit near sweating
and it ast and it even tells you, hey, we
adjusted it to save you money. I'm sitting on the
couch a foot away from here. I don't want you
to save me money. If I want to save money,
I'll adjust it. Dude. It's nuts. And I think in
California they're trying in the pass up bill where they

(58:01):
the state, yep would control you if you have one
of those nests like you're talking about, they would control
it so you would be locked out of your own
house temperature, and they would put it at like seventy
eight during the day in eighty at night. Now I
do agree with their winter because I, dude, I like
a cold house. They say the best is to keep

(58:24):
your house between sixty and sixty five during the winter,
sixty eight and seventy two or probably great temperature. Sixty
eight is six for me, So I keep my house.
You go to sixty four summertime. I keep my house
at seventy four in the summer and sixty four in
the winter. Wow. Yeah, I keep a cold house. Dude.
My mom growing up sixty Jesus, See that's real close

(58:47):
to fifty to nuts right because she efty because growing
up she was going through menopause, so I guess she
was having hot flashes. So, dude, our house was a refrigerator.
See that's one from fifty nine, and that's only ten
away from forty nine. Look there you go. Those people
they have a bed. You not so much peace. One
hundred point sevens the XL, Saptusy's rock stations, the EXL

(59:10):
Morning Show streaming on the iHeartRadio app. So I had
a party at my house over the weekend. But the
problem is I wasn't at my house. Oh who threw it?
So my oldest daughter's twenty five, she doesn't even live
with us. Yeah, she lives around the corner. And you know,
you've seen my my garage. My garage looks like that
seventy show, like it's just it's everything, every dive bar

(59:33):
you want it to be, right screams, come throw a
party in me, ping pong table, pool table. I did
it during COVID because the kids were just sitting on
the couch texting each other. You fire up that projector
I gave you yet not yet, really not yet, not yet,
not yet, not yet. It's been it's been a busy summer.
So we're our main's landing's water was contaminated all weekend.

(59:58):
So my wife and I were staying in a city,
my mom's house, you know, so we're not you know,
getting you know, becoming a toxic avenger. And my oldest
daughter calls me on Sunday and she's like, hey, I
know you guys aren't here at our at our main house.

(01:00:19):
She goes, can I bring my friends over to hang
out in the garage? And you go, sure, Ken, because
she has a little apartment. And I was like, I
was like all right, yeah. I was like yeah. But
I was like, here's the thing. You're twenty five now, like,
so this isn't like when you were in high school
and like we leave for a vacation and throw a party.

(01:00:39):
I said, you gotta clean up after yourself. She's like,
I got, I know, I know, and and and she's
like all the people that were coming over I've met,
and I know. And I'm like okay, and they're once
again they're all adults. Can you keep it in the garage?
Do you have a no in the house party? Well?
The problem is, dude, our house is our house is
torn apart right now. So I was like, I was like,
I was like, look like, don't if you go in

(01:01:02):
the house, it's it's all torn apart. She's like, now
we'll stay in the garage. Blah blah blah. They may
drink my beer, bring your own beer. Yeah, that was
a problem. I had emptied the fridge. I told her
that too. I was like, I was like, there's no
booze there. It's like, this is like this is all
on you when you're throwing the party. This party girl,
these are twenty five year old yeap, Like I shouldn't
have to have this conversation. So you're not out front
of a liquor store waiting for somebody who's twenty one

(01:01:22):
to buy you alcohol. And so I was like, I
was like, here's the deal. I was like, I just
need it to look like it was when I left, right,
That's what that's the goal. So then yesterday my wife
and I get home and I'll give my twenty five
year old an e for effort. Okay, we tried. Yeah,

(01:01:46):
she tried to clean up, but boy did she miss
the mall? Okay, what didn't she do? What was left behind?
It's just like it's all the trash was taken out.
That was awesome that like it wasn't that Like it
wasn't like we walked in and beer bottles were tipped
over and everything like that. It's just that everything was
a miss. Like yeah, like the dry pillows and fishings

(01:02:10):
and the couch and put back and tried to clean up,
but they like did it like it was like somebody
with dyslexia trying to clean something up, and it was
and I'm just shaking my head and I'm like okay,
all right, And I was like I was like okay,
like at all. And in my head all I think
about is I have to Now I'm gonna be the

(01:02:30):
I gotta I gotta organize all it. I gotta clean
this all any damage, because you know what the nice
thing is it is it is built to be beat
up a little bit like build something on the ring.
It's a grange, right, It's got a concrete floor on it.
You can play beer pong there. I want to ask
her this. I have not talked to her. I have
a like sized Elvis cardboard cutout that has a Boston

(01:02:53):
Red Sox jersey on It was Italia. I know it's
a lot to take in. That was on the floor,
but it was bolted into the wall. How does that
and the whole yeah, the whole thing was tipped over.
See that now I consider that damage?

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
That yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's not getting her deposit back. Yeah,
we're you gonna find another Elvis cardboard cutout, Like it's
where to find the first one? It wasn't like I'm like,
I'm like I I because we got home and I
really didn't think much about it, and we were my
wife and I were doing some other stuff and I
was like, but I'm like, why is Elvis on the floor?
Like how does that happen? That means somebody really had

(01:03:33):
to make an effort to take it off the wall. Yeah,
and there's always one thing that it's never perfect. It's like, well,
why did this one? Because without that, it's probably almost
a flawless party. Why did that happen? But at least
she's old enough now to call us and be like, hey,
can I utilize your space? Yeah? That's it. You know.
She did tell us that we have a trampoline in

(01:03:57):
the backyard. She's like, oh yeah, it was like three am.
We were on the trample. Okay, sounds like you're interrupting
the neighbors. I was like, that was my first thought.
I'm like, what are the neighbors gonna think? Out? Thank God,
I got a twenty five year old dollar friends on
a trampoline? Great? Yeah, so yeah, party at my house?
I wasn't there. No everybody, Thanks your call today. Always

(01:04:17):
welcome on the show. Glad we know part of it. Uh,
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Dropping out, man, I know you guys are awesome.

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To work than d she was like, oh yeah, warming
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