WEDNESDAY 4-10-24

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man? What's upp It's funny man? And uh, you know, it
was sick all last week, butnow I feel fine, but now I
have no voice. Yeah, AndI think a lot of that also came
was I had to do the MCwork for the Atlantic City Half Marathon,
a lot of talking. That's eighthundred people I have to like announce their
names and say congratulations, and you'reoutside, you're breathing in that Atlantic City
air, beautiful slare. So yeah. So it's like I feel fine,

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but I don't sound fine. Likeat two people yesterday were like, you
sound awful, and I was like, I know, but I feel fine.
Yeah. Yeah, Like I'll dothat thing once a year. I'll
lose my voice and I'll and listen, we get through the show. You
struggle, Yeah, but it's youknow, it's popping, like I'm hitting
puberty and now you can barely hearme. Like, yeah, like,
this is what we do. Soit's like, either I'm not taking a
sick day because I'd rather take asick day in the summertime and enjoy it.

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I might to take a sick dayfor that, so I'd rather take
a sick day when I'm not sick. Yeah, exactly right, come in
here, man, you push throughit. But you don't know I'm awful.
I don't know if me and youhave ever taken it like a legit
sick day. I know I waswhen COVID first hit. I had to
take our owner went a little crazyand I had to take almost three weeks.
He made me stay home. Ithink that was the last sick day.

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And I don't even know if Ican consider that a sick day.
I know I can remember, man, because I remember it. Listen.
I I there's times where I I'mnot feeling well, but if I call
out, I know you're going tobreak my balls and I'm not going to
deal with that. Yeah, butthere was once, man, where I
was this. I was shaking.I was up all night sweating. I'm
like, yeah, listen, man, you can break my balls if you
want. I cannot make it towork. That that vertico thing. Remember,

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I woke up it's like on edibles. Man. I was like,
yeah, that was weird. Yourbrother had to call me. Your brothers
like, yeah, we're in thehospital. I was like, can you
just give him a call? Isaid that because if I called you,
I'd be like, Oh, he'sgonna think I'm lying. So you call
him and make sure you send hima picture of the hospital bed. I
still thought you were lying. Yeah, yeah, I did well. I
took a couple of pictures of thehospital room just to have them just don't

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stand by you to remember the COVIDtest. Yeah, was you get a
negative test, take a picture ofit. That way you always have it
so you can send it to yourboss. I took pictures of not only
the negative test. I would goup state and change my clothes, so
now I had pictures of me indifferent clothes with a negative test, just
to get back to work, justso we could get back to work and
do the job we love. Iknow people that are still milking the COVID

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thing, like they're still calling outof work because of COVID, and it's
like that's still a thing. Yeah, you're still trying that you're you're you're
making that move. Yeah, myAuntina did before our big Christmas party two
weeks two weeks before. I likethat. So you love that woman.
Hi, everybody hit his Wednesday.We're gonna dive into that. We're gonna
find out, ex, I didn'tmake it to your birthday party because I

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had COVID test's right, Well you'reglad, you're better. Yeah, you
got through it. We're a dogsitner, man. It calls my wife
to days before, just like,this is the dogs, Okay, it's
not coming to the part to beby yourself with a dog. Are you
gonna give the dog COVID? Idon't, we don't care. I don't
care what you have. Uh,just you gotta watch your dog because we
need you to watch a dog.I don't want to give the dog COVID.

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Yeah, my god, uh Wedsley. We'll dive into that. We're
gonna find as the XL work forceemployed the day and for that, we
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Coming up just a little bit forLuncher point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock
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it and we'll do it a lotand things sucks. I'm Scotti. Good

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morning. Here's some news fo USGas prices in New Jersey are about that
get higher. This is the lastweek before New Jersey makes the switch to
a summer reformulated gas blend that traditionallycomes with a higher price. I didn't
know we had a summer blend.What is it like coffee? Man?
Come on? When New Jersey makesthe final change to summer gas in mid

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April, that typically leads to ajump at about twenty to twenty five cents
per gallon. What please sum it? Okay, if you're going to raise
the price, give me a scientistthat comes on TV and says, hey,
by the way, this is whythis is gonna happen. There's a
summer blend. What's a summer blend? That doesn't even include the one point
nine cent per gallon annual state gastax that was approved by the state legislature

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and Governor Phil Murphy that takes effectJuly first. Hey, what, I
don't care about a lot of things, but I do see that gas sign.
I'm like that. Now. Nowwe're into two thirties. Now,
three. Now we're into three thirties. Six of Atlantic City's nine casino sold
decrease in profits in twenty twenty threecompared to twenty twenty two, while three
sole profits increase. The nine casinoscollectively were less profitable than the year before,

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despite help from the Garden State's boomingonline gambling market. A viral social
media video shows just a week afterthey decided to go to I believe it's
twenty dollars minimum wage in California.Yes, fast food worker. McDonald's has
a twenty five dollar value meal.You don't say twenty five dollars value meal.

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A TikToker posted the video. Shewas in southern California. It's now
look it's forty chicken nuggets'ly I couldeat forty chicken nuggets, okay, right
for a family pack at twenty fiveguys family packs. I guess we're just
one fat guy. I could eateasy, forty ticket nuggets and two things
the French fries, not even asoda is twenty five thirty nine. That's

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yeah, Sun and clouds today haveto sixty seven clear tonight over at low
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x EL morn Excel South Jerseys SlapstationXL Morning Show Listen. I'm not I
don't want to gross everybody out.I got to bring up something. Man,

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it's happening in my house where Ihave to address the entire family,
not just the kids. I alsohave to address it with my wife.
Uh oh, And for the lifeof me, I don't understand why things
happen where you Like, I've hadpeople walk they get out of a car
and leave a car door open.To me, it's real simple, very
big. In my house, itshould be a it's habinet doors. It's

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a habit like you should just knowwhen you get out of a car,
what's the next thing in motion there? You're gonna close the door? Very
big in my house, garage doorsopen. And I'm talking about not only
the big garage door, the doorbetween the house and the garage. Yeah,
left wide open all night. Yeah. I get gates outside that are
that are open with a dog ina bag. I don't know what happens

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we open a cabinet in my house, we don't finish the process of closing
it. My wife is a genius. She is now a because like in
her bath and we have like youknow, each have our own little sink
because you know, we're wealthy.So she has a thing where she opens.
By the way, whoever invented thatgreat move? Oh you should see
what my mind's all clean up raiserswhere it needs to be my toilet,

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all my toilet tries. It's all. It's all laid out, man,
It's laid out like a dentist office, you know when they bring that tray
over and they get all their toolslaid out. I'm like, I know
exactly where every morning I clean it. So hers, now she now has
things in boxes, like more stuff. So she opens the drawers up like
a like a tool chest, andthen she piles things on top of those

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drawers like a shelf. Yes,so now the drawers are a shelf.
I like it. Yeah, that'sa smart move. Yeah. So now
this has been happening, and Iget it. With the kids, they're
not flushing toilets in my house.And I'm talking out the number two's right
right, listen number one, LikeI'll number one and then I'll close it
up at night, like I don'thave to flush it all. Okay,

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I do that. It's not thatbig of a deal. But god,
man, when you go number two, that shit. Let's finish the process.
Let's find there's no reason why wecan't finish this process. To me,
I don't know. You have towork harder to not turn around and
just flush it it's all part ofthe mechanics, so that it's it's part
of the thing, like like youthat should be like as you're washing your
hands, the sound of the flushshould be like the alarm. Right,

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all right, I'm all done,I'm all done. Right, Remember the
Flintstones, they would get the whistlethat it was the end of the day,
right, and Fred would be runningout of work. The whistle of
the flush should be okay, I'mfinished the process. Like when you get
up, your hand is right therenext to the handle. They conveniently put
the handle right next to it whereyou should easily. You know what.

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I blame a lot the phone becauseyou're because you're preoccupied. They now these
it's it's preoccupation on the phone,especially in the bathroom, is one hundred
percent like, well, I willlose children in our bathroom. I'm not
kidding. For an hour, yeah, and I'm like, like, what
could possibly be going on in there? Oh? I wait? I get

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up, man, I have Ihave marks on my knees where my elbows
are because I'm sitting there just lookingat the phone. I want something just
you know, just occupied doing whatever. But yeah, so uh I was
it there? Oh? Yeah,so okay, so what not flushing like
the toilet. I've gone through itwith the kids. I get it right.
Man. It happened with the otherday with my wife, and I'm

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like, for the life of me, and I asked, I said,
Now, I looked at it,and I'm like, this isn't a kid,
this isn't this is an adult.And I just got home from work
and I asked my wife. Isaid, were you in here. She's
like, yeah, it's like youdidn't flush the toilet, so she starts
running in. Now I can't unseewhat I saw. Yeah, it's done

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right right, And and I'll behonest, man, I was really impressed.
Like it was. It was.It was longer than anything I've ever
seen before. It was it wasa perfect piece. He's a poop that
came out the back of my wife. But now I can't unsee it.
And like when it comes to bathroomstuff, if I have to go to
the bathroom, even if she's inthe bathroom and I'm in like the little

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water closet there, like I'll courtesyflush, I'll flush if there's noises coming
out, no matter what. Likethat's just that's just even when a public
stall. Man, I'm not gonnaLike I've been in public stalls where guy's
just blowing it up. I'm like, I try to hide it because to
me, I don't know, Ihate it keeps some romance in the in
the marriage. Yeah, she hasto go to the bathroom like that,
She'll go all the way upstairs intothe bedroom and she'll do it so she's
got the smells coming out of it. I got couples who will just do

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everything in front of each other,and I go, yeah, I want
none of that. No, No, that's disgusting. I want none of
that. Yeah, and that they'relike they're like, no, it's it's
it's this nature. Now, it'snot now, it's not. Yeah,
that's probably the reason why you're incounseling. Like I ran into this too,
man. Me and in a couplebuddies a couple of weeks ago,
went to UH. I went toLate ac for a couple of nights.

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Right, it took me after likemy late birthday whatever. They just want
to get out of the house becauseI don't know, but like there's this
this thing where they think it's okayto fart in front of other people,
Like when we're all in the sameroom. Now, listen, it was
a nice little suite. We hada couple of rooms. It was nice,
so it's not like we're all onelittle room. But I'm like,
I don't know you were grown man, Why why do you think that?
I think that's funny To me,it's that's disgusting. Man. I'm not

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in the bathroom humor at all.I don't need to fart in a car.
I don't need to fight in aroom. I'm like, I don't
know, man, it just soundskind of inconsiderate to me. I'm just
yeah, so that's how that's howyou're doing it, okay, bud,
Yeah, well good luck with that. Man. Not in the bathroom humor,
man, I don't think it's kindof funny. But yeah, I
can un see. I mean Ican close my eyes and just picture it.
I'm like, yeah, wow,and you may have to get divorce.
I give her a high five.I said, good for you.

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I mean, I don't know whatyou're eating, but wow, you emptied
yourself pretty well here. Yeah,that might be it for the marriage.
It's hard, man, But again, flush the toilet and if I'm a
judge, I'm saying, you knowwhat you owe him, spousal support.
I should get everything. Yeah yeah, I should have taken a picture and

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get the kids. I'll get fullcustody of the kids after this disaster that.
I'm sorry to hear that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought
it was a normal thing. Justflush the toilet, blush it. It
just they they just don't finish theprocess. Yeah, that's the that's the
shocker in my house is you justguys, you don't finish. Dude,

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the same thing with like you eatyour dinner, right, right, So
you made the dinner, you eatyour dinner, and then they'll just walk
away from the plate like it's acafeteria. Yeah. I'll be honest.
I've been wiping my ass with tissuesfor the last day. Has somebody emptied
the toilet paper roll and never gotnew toilet paper? Says? You know
what, Let's see how long we'regonna fly with this one. Yeah,
let's go. That was me thismorning. All of a sudden, you're

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gonna start using socks. Yeah,it's part of the process. You empty
the role, you put a newone on. Uh, look, we
we get back, we'll knock outsome rock news there's some rock news for

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you. Ozzy Osbourne and Billy guitaristBilly Morrison will co host a new internet
show called The Mad House Chronicles startingthis month. Morrison announced the show on
an episode of The Osbourne's podcast.They said, our new show, The
Madhouse Chronicles is dropping in April.Join us as we sit back in the
Osbourne's Mad House reacting to the wildestInternet clips and diving into topics like aliens,

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drugs, conspiracies, and rock androll. There's iconic guitarists out there.
Billy Idols just doesn't seem like aniconic guitarist to me. Yeah,
this guy, I guess, hasbeen with Billy Idol for I think his
entire career. I can't even thinkof what I don't know. There's not
like a real guitar riff in anyof the song Money, Money, No,
No, Rock the Cradle Love.Come on, I thought Billy Idol

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played the guitar. So yeah,I guess. Uh, I don't know.
Ozzy since he's not out there tornand doing a lot of stuff.
He's doing a lot of podcasting,but it's kind of sad. He does
a podcast with his family and dudehe's just from there. He's like falling
asleep. But this is easy forhim. You get up, you go
into the other room, you doyour podcast, you shut it all down.
Put him on like a big chair, like a throne, and he's

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just like Joe Biden. He's justlike falling asleep in the chair. He's
the king though, Like they gotto do a chair like the kids and
like the wife. Sharon showed thebig ton of story and they're like,
what do you think oz Ozzy DeepPurple? Okay, someone has to run
the country, right, yeah,Biden. Imagine Ozzy bites the head off

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a bat and spits it at theat the North Korean Leader, Deep Purple
and Yes are teaming up for aNorth American summer tour. It's going to
begin in August and wrap up inSeptember. Deep Purple is in the midst
of their One More Time tour,so I guess they're uh, they decided
that they're going to continue and bringYes along with them. Two shows we're

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gonna locally, I mean somewhat locally, August thirtieth up in Camden and August
thirty first up in Home Dell atthe P and C. Bank Art Center.
Now there's a guitar rip, I'llsmoke on the water, the water
and click. I could play thatafter my first guitar lesson de Snyder,

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he said that the offers to getTwisted Sister reunited and back together and playing
are getting so high that it's becomingimpossible to reject. I don't believe.
The singer admitted that the surviving bandmembers had begun very general discussions about how
new shows might be presented, andspeculated on why the group is facing such

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demand to get back together. Hesaid, as a result of all the
bands retiring and dying off, we'regetting bigger and bigger offers to go out
on tour, the offers from theactual band for the band to get back
together. What do you look at? Two songs? Right? I think
you throw them in there. Thisis going to be there too. That's
cool. I love d Snyder,but you're talking two songs. Yeah,

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he said, We're on eight yearsnow of not playing with no intention of
coming back. But my father hesays everything before the word but is bs
At some point you gotta say,well, how can I say no to
that offer? Ke Schnyder said ithadn't reached that point, but it was
getting close such that the members hadbegun thinking about maybe getting back together.
That's coming from the Twisted Sister camp, because everyone wants to see Twisted Sister,

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and you put it on with anothergroup, you know, I think
that's what it is. You puta Twisted Sister a rat you know,
maybe quiet ryot right, you packagethem up, they play a roller rink,
you know that kind of thing.I'm not going to Twist Sister feature
in Tesla, you know, maybelike a like in a park, right,

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like, like, oh my god, it's May's Landing's fiftieth birthday and
and there's Twisted Sister playing. Let'sstay for the two songs. Oh,
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me yesterday, man, I tellyou, like kind of during the week,
it falls on me to kind ofhave dinner ready when everyone comes home.
Like I got my go to things, right, It's my go to
stuff, but I wanted to mixit up yesterday and normally this is a
football thing, but I'm like,you know what, I'm gonna throw it
out there because once the weather getshot, you kind of don't want this.

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And I was like, you knowwhat, weather's getting nicer. I'm
gonna retire it probably till the fall. I made a thing at Chili yesterday
for dinner. Yeah, yeah,I like chili though it was year round.
Yeah, you don't want chili inthe summer, right, It's just
to me, chili is like it'sa it's a little cold outside. Football

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is on that kind of thing,right, You think about that when you're
making chili. So I was like, you know what, maybe I'll make
the last thing at Chili before weretire it for a couple of months.
What a big old swing and missthat was. I thought people would come
in right, like the kids wouldcome in. My wife would come in
and be like, oh my god, you made chili because dude, football
Sundays that's a big deal. AndI got to smell to it too.

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You walk into a house that's makingchili and you have peppers, you got
the meat, and like, dude, I mean like noon, Like you
got to start at early, right, So like I got I got all,
I got a whole thing going inthe crack pot. Everybody kind of
came in. We're like, uh, oh, is that what you made
for dinner? And I was likewhat it was? It was a week
day. Yeah. Or do theythink that you've you've sold out? Okay,

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that you've you've mailed it in becauseyou're doing chili, don't he takes
it. Chili's a it's a painin the balls to make. But it's
a one thing. Like it's notlike there's a vegetable and then a star
throw a salad on there. Idon't know, I don't have to tell
you. Look, I'll throw somechips next to it and there you So
yeah, like yesterday, man reallythought like people come in and they kind

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of remind him of the fall,you know, and be like all right,
yeah chili. Oh yeah, becauseeverybody goes nuts on Sundays, not
even kidding man, Like football comeson, everyone's like, when's the chili
gonna be ready? Right? Which, by the way, my wife I
love when she makes chili, butshe doesn't start making it until game time
and I go bad move. Yeah, because it's not gonna be ready till

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the end of the game. Yougotta make it at nine am. That's
one of those things that has tocook together. You got you gotta be
ready. It has to be readyby kickoff. So yeah, just a
dud. Yesterday I was like,oh, man, okay, you know
what. I'm gonna go back totaco Tuesday though. But now, yeah,
now, what do you put inyour chili? Can your wife eat
the chili because I know she's noteating the meat? Yeah, because I
make it a ground chicken for her. Now chicken, gotcha, Yeah,

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like chicken chill. So I mean, dude, it's it's it really,
when you break down chili, it'sground chicken. It's beans, peppers,
and onions. Slow cook man,Right, So it's like, you know,
once again, you know the groundmeat, she's you know, she's
off the ground meat thing. SoI stopped using that, but still nothing,
dude. I think she ended uphaving like a chicken breast with some

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rice. Oh she didn't even tryit. No, no, she's out.
Ah. Yeah that's swinging a missdude. Yeah. It makes you
not want to cook dinner anymore.Low bummed out to be honest. You
know, even if I even ifI got like a pity bowl right where
everyone just made themselves a bowl ofchili, this is good. Yeah,
I didn't even get job. Ididn't even get that. I'm pretty sure
my oldest didn't even eat. SoI was like, all right, well

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now I know that. Now chiliin my house is officially retired until football,
but they eat it on Sundays duringfootball. During football. They love
it. Yeah, but I triedto you know what it's like when your
mom made breakfast for dinner. It'ssomething different, you know, Oh,
breakfast for dinner action at six o'clockat night. Because I don't like to
do the same things every like everyweek it's the same dinners. I'd like

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to spice it up, you know. But I've tried swinging a miss yesterday
new things and I don't know,man, I haven't pulled them off.
It was Uh. My family isvery hard to cook, but especially my
wife is very hard to cook foryou know what it is is my wife
can make something and it may notbe the best right. She likes to
put a lot of salt and things. I still eat it, right,
I still will eat it, andI won't complain about it, like I'll

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never say, oh, that wasawful, but she will be honest with
me when I make something and she'snot impressed, but it Yeah, I
didn't like this at all. Youmessed this up. I'm like, yeah,
you know what, if we're gonnaplay the honesty game, we can
go back to the last Wednesday whereI don't know what that was you put
in front of me. Well,I love that my wife will make stuff
knowing that I don't eat it.Like she'll make like salmon and she's like
here, try it, and Igo, no, you know, I

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don't eat it, So I don'tknow. Like the best is when i'd
be working nights or something right likei'd i'd be coming home I didn't have
time to make dinner. My wifewill be eating sushi with the kids and
she's like she's like, oh,did you want something, And I'm like,
you know, I don't like that. I'm like, I don't know

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what, Like man did so youjust forgot me? Is what you did?
You just forgot about me. PlusI'm fifty years old, Like,
no, I'm not gonna try trythis. No, I'm fifty years old.
If I haven't tried it yet mylife. I'm not gonna try now.
Yeah, yeah, and no,I's still a little like on yous.
I don't care for tomatoes too much. You know, there's things I
just don't like. But yeah,just a big old swing and a miss

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yesterday. Now I got a bigold crockpot of chili just sitting there at
my house. Don't even make dinnertonight? Then, well, no tonight.
You know what, It's a punishthem. Tonight's leftovers. It's left
over last night you did, like, I gotta say it to go see
Iron Maiden. It's gonna be upin Philly November. First. You want
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point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rockstation ZXL Morning Shot. I'm in a
store yesterday, man, where thesepeople working behind the counter had no business
being there. And I feel thatpeople are just you're forced into hiring people

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to do jobs that you know they'rejust not capable of doing. But we
give everybody a shot. That's wherewe are nowadays. It seems like everybody
is looking for help, so they'rehiring anybody. And that's what I ran
into yesterday. And listen, I'mgoing to give up on this store.
I haven't been there a ton anyway, but you know you're gonna miss out
on my I don't know. OccasionallyI'll jump in there for like a paint

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roller or something. But I likethe other big store that I go to
when I do things things around myhouse. You're talking about store, Yeah,
like a big one blue. Maybeit rhymes with blows Okay, okay,
which is how I walked down.So you're talking about Wrickles, which
is how I walked out of thestore. Yes, you're talking about Heckingers.
Now listen, I know you gotI get it. I got I

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get it. You have you haverules at the at the store, so
I have things I had to bringback. I've dealt with people from this
store and they are Yeah, it'slike on the no, it's like night
and day. I'll be honest,man, I I like the other one
way more than I've never had agreat experience. The other one might be
a little brighter. Maybe maybe orangeis in their color scheme. Yeah,
it ends in pot. Yeah,the pot. It's I going yesterday.

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I have things that I had tobring back. And I hardly buy stuff
from the store, but I had, like I don't know I had credit
there. Something was going on.I bought paintbrushes and stuff, so I
just have to bring it back.Now. The other store I go to,
because there's no they don't they don'thave an issue with your return policy
at all. You go in there, it's it's easy. If they can't
give you the credit you don't haveyour card receipt, they give you a
store credit, which you're gonna spendanyway. It's why going to this store
yesterday, I got a bunch ofstuff I have to drop off. It

(25:37):
should just be easy enough. Iwalk in there, it is, I
gotta return this stuff. You havea receipt. I was like, man,
I don't have a receipt. Iwas like, but please, I'm
here to purchase more things, moremoney I'm gonna spend in your store than
what I bought here. Yes,I gotta get I gotta get wire.
That's through the roof. I gottago all kinds of stuff. I just
need store credit. I'm gonna spendit in the store. It goesy,
scans it, so everything everything isfrom this store. He's like, well,

(26:00):
what car did you put on?I was like, honestly, I
don't. I don't remember what cardit was. I forget what card it
was. And then my wife endup actually we were together. She was
on her card, so I didn'teven have the car with me. Well,
I can't do anything with this.It's like, what what do you
mean? I just please. Youknow, they came from your store.
You just scan them. They allding it to your thing. You know
what the value is there. Justgive me a store credit. Man,

(26:21):
I'm gonna go and spend more moneyin your store. Yeah, I mean
you're taking away money if you don'tgive this to me. That's exactly what
it was. So instead of me, I was trying to return thirty dollars
worth of paint rollers, instead,I went to the other place. I
spent three hundred and fifty dollars andI almost want to go to like so
the place you're talking about, right, Uh, my mom bought a kitchen
from them, Like appliances man,and so I set it all up,

(26:45):
you know, I do it allfor I get it all the delivery set
up. So the day that allthe appliances are going to be delivered and
they're going to be installed by adifferent, you know, set of people,
they show up. Great, Okay, they show up when they say
they're going to show up. That'sawesome. They brought a patio table.
That's not what you ordered. That'sand so I called the store and I

(27:07):
said, hey, this was supposedto be a microwave, an oven,
a fridge, and a dishwasher,and you gave us a patio table,
which we never ordered. Were youbuilding an outdoor kitchen maybe? And they
honestly the the rigamarole that I wasput through, and I'm like, guys,
there has to be a kitchen sittingthere with the name on it,

(27:30):
right, And for some reason,you gave us a patio table. You
know, there's something wrong. Andthey almost made it out to be like,
well, just keep the table,and I'm like, I want the
appliance, yeah, that we paidfor. Yeah. Meanwhile, the Jones
family's trying to set up their deckand this was one of the last things
my mom did before she kind ofyou know, they went off the dementia

(27:51):
deep end. Yeah she now mymom, you don't want to put her
on your bad side. She madethis guy's life miserable from to the point
where they covered the cause almost theentire cost of the appliances. And I
know there's more competent people in thatin that store that you probably should have
when you're dealing with this, Like, I don't know, man, let
let the schlub just stock the shelvesand put the things back in there.

(28:15):
This is customer service. This returnslike so your policy, you're not you
can't give me store credit knowing thatI have everything in there. Honest man,
the kid was a dufus bro.I mean that's the only thing I
could describe. And then you gottwo other people behind there too, and
like nobody can make and one guy'sbitching. He's bitching to the manager,
and I'm like, you're the man, You're the one. I'm gonna go
above this dufus I'm gonna talk toyou about nobody's gonna get anything done.

(28:36):
And I walked out of the storesaid, you know what, I wish
I could just grab mister loads andsay how many times does this happen?
Well, that's if you were shoppingat that store, you're right, yeah,
mister, Yeah, I was atthe other one, and so,
uh, I was a blow.There's one store that I like going to.
I go to quite a bit.But I do have to I appreciate
the workers because they care so littlethat when they see a customer even walking

(29:00):
near them, they run away.See I want that from a car dealer
because they don't they don't want tohave to be bothered. Yeah, good
luck trying to find somebody too,man. Oh yeah, you find one
guy. I used to know aguy. I mean, he was in
an electric department. Name was Joe, but he was like an old electrician.
Was like, that's you're the guythat I want. Man, tell
me, tell me what I needhere. Well, you know now that
the whole thing is people steal.So they lock up the cold medicine,

(29:22):
they lock up the spray paint,right why, I think? Yeah,
wo man, the only people cansteal or get high on. Good luck
finding the guy with the key.Yeah, that guy, that's Tony.
I think Tony's on break yesterday,may be a break till two o'clock.
Yesterday, the guy had a combinationlock and he's looking at me like when
I'm trying to read something off theback of a cereal box, like he's

(29:42):
squinting at it. I was like, this is not they get done fast
at all, And don't try.Don't try and go to those places with
pro pain because that guy never hasthe key. Oh yeah, now they
give you a swipe card. It'sactually pretty easy. Somebody got on to
that. Somebody said, yeah,this fix this. Please wile. Why
now puts propeine vending machines outside theirstores. Perfect, It's awesome. I

(30:04):
never have to talk to a person. It's fantastic. I'll never walk in
the store again. Man, shame. Yeah I am. Maybe you will,
maybe you won't mess my money,but oh well, I don't know.
I think their sale right now isfive bags a multi for ten dollars.
So I think I'm gonna head overthere, which you are. That's
a that's a great deal. That'stwo dollars a bag, especially when you
take more than you paid for.Uh no, they stopped it. Now,

(30:25):
they have a guy out there.Yeah, they put a they put
a stop to me taking bags.Look, yeah, we get back we'll
do some trash. Oh why longtrash anything thirty dopy anything, racket rock

(30:53):
or roughing. Yes, long frash, there's some trash for you. Jessica
Simpson, who I want to say, she looks good, which I think
she She did something with her lips, man, she did that thing where
like she put a lot of fillerin her lips too. Why she was
awesome. Man, he didn't haveto do that, dude, that you're

(31:15):
talking man two thousand four five six. Yeah, dude, her and that
duke's a hazard movie. Come on, earn that bikini. I guess there's
a lot of speculation that her andher husband are on the outs because she's
been posting pictures of her and thefamily on vacation. No wedding ring.
Uh oh, maybe he does thatthing sometimes like your hands swell up or

(31:38):
yeah you got you gotta take itoff. I do it. She's just
been eating too much salt. That'sright. I figure looks like a number
eight after dinner. King Charles isreportedly considering inviting Prince Harry, his son,
and Megan Markle, his wife,to the castle this summer in an
effort to spend time with his grandchildrenand men fences. I think King Charles,

(31:59):
I mean, I don't know this, but I think he's on the
way out. I think he's he'sgot the he's got the real bad cancer,
the cancer that you don't come backfrom. H And it sucks.
Dude waited all his life to becomeking. He may not even finish out
the first year. Right then itgoes to what it's uh, what's his
kid's name, the bald one harrNo, Harry is the redheaded one who's

(32:22):
married to the girl who used toflip briefcases open for Howie Mandel. Harry's
on that Puff Daddy list too,if I'm not mistaken. Him and Puffy,
I think we're kind of tight.Yeah. Uh and and uh and
Charles's brother is uh, Prince Andrew. He's he's on the Epstein list.
Him and Epstein used to hang out. What's going on with the royal family?

(32:44):
Reason or not? In that castleJackie chan, I guess he's been
popping up here and there. Youknow we all love Jackie Chan. Uh.
He looks very skinny and uh,very ill. And he told people
don't worry about his appearance. He'salways been in good shade and he's all
old man, So I mean,you know who knows, Jay Leno,
this sucks man. His wife hasdementia, so he's getting a gig conservatorship

(33:09):
over her. I guess that wayhe just kind of controls everything. But
I'm guessing she's got to be ina pretty bad state for a judge to
okay that, which it went throughyesterday, and now that judge has to
make sure that he's in charge ofthe money that he made. Yeah,
I was gonna say, yeah hehas and they don't have any kids.
I don't think it's just him andher, and so I don't know.

(33:30):
Maybe she's got some like nieces andnephews that are going to come after her
for some dough and he wants tok I kind of, you know,
nip that in the butt. KateBeckinsale very attractive. Kate Beckinsale shared a
photo and then deleted it of hermom. Right Kate Beckan sales into like
her fifties, so her mom's gotto be like in her seventies. Her
mom had a big old black eye. No, so then people were concerned

(33:53):
about what happened, and then shejust deleted the picture. So yeah,
Now there's this whole thing. She'sa uh look, she's super hot and
she's in her fifties and she postspictures of her and bikinis all the time.
And why do mom have a shiner? Though? She's doing a thing
where I guess her son's directing herin a movie and her son directed her

(34:15):
sex scene. Wait, the mom'sso Kate Beckinsale has a son who's directing
a movie and she's in the movieand the son directed his mom's sex scene.
Really get into it, mom,Now, aren't you're back? And
look back at him. So apparentlyKate Beckinsale is saying it was a joke
between her and her mom, andher mom wasn't listening. Uh there,

(34:36):
there you go. Uh some sometrash for you good boys. One hundred
point seven the XL South Jersey's rockstation in our ZXL work force employer the
day, Good morning. There's aman that was gonna say, this is
the first guy all week that hasone iron maiden. Yeah, tired of

(34:57):
the women winning, It's time forus to step up. Man. Good
for you. What's your name?Tommy? Tommy? Do you tell you
what do you do for a living? We're making the CXL workforce and for
the day. I bet you havea real guy's job. What is it?
Uh? Not really well, I'ma teacher, all right, Tom,
and a teacher. That's not reallygod job. It's a guy job
that matters. What kind of teachers? What kind of teacher. I'm not

(35:20):
like a phy teacher, Like I'mnot one of those. It was weird,
I remember saying, and he knowsit was. It was weird.
It wasn't until third grade that wasthe first time that we had a male
teacher, mister Mecki. He wasa science teacher, and I remember as
like a kid like it. Iwas like I was like, whoa,
okay, and it was almost cool. It was like all right, like

(35:42):
like it's our well boys, right, like I'm I'm a guy or a
kid. He's a guy, allright, like we can And he was.
He was kind of a cool guy. He's a younger guy. He
not to be sexist, but Idon't know. Your gym teacher should be
a guy, but your English teachershould be a girl. That's this way
I think, yeah, teacher,right, I mean you dude, I

(36:07):
know, science teacher, like myscience teacher, Give me a guy science
teacher. That's a guy thing.May you got bunch of burders, you
got fire and chemicals, that's aguyde thing. Dude. I had a
uh, I had a h Ascience teacher in middle school. He lost
a testicle because he got hit bya golf ballh wow. Yeah, And
he would tell us that, like, you could get away with that back

(36:29):
in the day. Now I thinkyou would be up on charges. My
my science teacher was the stepdad ofthe girl that I was throwing it to
when I got out of high school, which was kind of weird. Yeah.
Yeah, you know, I'm downstairsin the basement, you know.
I hear him come downstairs. I'mlike, a, you gotta, you
know, get under the blanket realquick. I'm like, oh, this
is gonna be awkward. Well,dude, and I'm sure you see it.
What what what ages do you teach? I'm in middle school, so

(36:52):
this was weird. So this isright around the time that this becomes weird.
My mom was a teacher, solike she had teacher friends, and
I remember how weird it would be. At like a Christmas party, my
teachers would be at my house andI'm like, oh, dad's so as
a kid, You're like, dude, this is so weird. Seeing them
outside of school was different. Doyou have any of them hot though?

(37:15):
Or what the no? No,they all looked like my mom, dude.
They were all old. Man.It was different back man. There
was always one hot one though.You know. They all wore those stockings
that only went past the knee.We had one hot teacher. I forgot
his name. He was so hot. All right, Tommy, what what

(37:36):
do you do? I know you'rea teacher. Tell me the teacher.
Oh, no, one more thing. As for the hot dogs or for
the chili, Make some hot dogsand tell him that chili dogs not in
my house won't go on interesting.Yeah, what can you do with chili?
You can throw it on top ofa chip. Now you've got nachos
if it's not too soupy. That'swhat I thought. I threw some chips
out there. I thought I thoughtwould be a slam Doug. It wasn't

(37:57):
you know? You do you pickit up your throat at the walls.
They go to bed hungry. Thenausse my family hates me. Yeah I
know, I know. All right, Look, throw the hostels on the
grill and then they and then youput Jilli dogs. Now, now I'm
selling in a baseball game. Allright, Tommy the teacher, stay on
hold. You got Iron Maiden tickets? All right? Thank you. Gotta
be tough to be a teacher,man. You get no respect from students.

(38:21):
They all deserve way more money.And uh yeah, I'm a big
like I said growing up, mymom is a teacher. Aller friends for
teachers. So I'm a big supporterof teachers. And they what they got
to go through. Dude, I'mwatching some of these videos on YouTube,
the way the kids treat the teachers. You know what. You know what
parents that you I tell my kids, man, you have to respect authority,

(38:43):
respect your teachers. We walk bya cop like we walk by a
cop. WrestleMania made my kid goup there and say thank you, thank
you for what you do. Man. I don't know man, teacher kids
to be respectful. They took outYeah, parents fault, Yeah told you.
They say, get out of here. Kid whack them in in his
ass with his boot boom with thecop. The cop. Yeah, he
said, get away from the hornout here, Yeah, get out of

(39:05):
here. I super plex you look, we get back. We'll do some
headless plats. That was the XLSouth Jerseys rock station z XL morning show.
That is us questionable parenting moment yesterday. And I'm pretty sure that my
wife would have killed me. ButI thought about this because I know my
dad used to let me do this. So my little guy have a basketball

(39:27):
in net my driveway, right,but when the cars are parked in the
driveway, it's you can't really play. So he has to come in and
he's got to ask, hey,can you move the cars down the driveway
if not out into the street.So he runs in yesterday He's like,
hey, can you move your car? I whant to play basketball? He
said, all right, it's anice day outside. I like when he's
outside playing. It was a partof me that which just wanted to be

(39:51):
like, so on, here arethe keys, you figure it out.
Yeah, now that's how I started. That's how I started. At about
eleven or twelve, my dad wouldpark under the basketball net, and I
finally just started taking the keys myself. Turn One day, I just walked
in, turn the key that youknow, turn the car on, and

(40:14):
said, all right, this can'tbe hard. Our stands were reverse.
There's a break there's a gas pedal. Right, I've played arcade games where
I'd driven right, so let's figurethis out. And I almost now I
wouldn't have let him do it byhimself. I would have been there,
but there was a part of me. Would you have been in the car
or watching? I mean, Iguess you're better in the car because that

(40:37):
way you could at least e breakit. Maybe there's only two problems here.
First is uh, he goes forward, goes into the garage smashed through
the true trip and maybe you havea mailbox. I don't know if there's
any other car situation. But althoughthere was no other cars, right,
okay, it would just be takingit down the driveway about eight feet.
See. I remember the first timeI was able to drive, like drive
the car like I was. Imean, I was a kid. I

(40:59):
was sitting on like my mom's lapor something, but she hadn't she let
me steer the car, and thatwas kind of a big deal. Imber.
I was never throwing the keys ata young age to do it,
like I wonder if my kid wouldbe able to pull off. I also
grew up on boats, so likeI was like dude, I was behind
the wheel of a boat at likenine, So I kind I had the
grasp of what needed to happen,right, Yeah, a little less control

(41:21):
and less things to hit it right, were a little different, right Yeah,
like I'm not I'm not using pedalswhen i'm I'm I'm behind the wheel
of a boat. But well,okay, how about this. Did you
ever did you ever drive before youhad a license? Like on the road?
No? I never did. Man. So, my parents were away
for a weekend and my girlfriend Ilived in a place called Gloucester Township,

(41:45):
and she lived in Vorhees, right, she lived right behind Eric Lindross.
Her dad was a hot shot doctor. I had my permit but not my
license, and I took my dad'scar and drove to her house. Okay,
how old I had my permits?I was sixteen? Okay, sixteen,

(42:06):
no license, but I had mypermit. I still would have been
if a cop pulled me over,I would have been screwed. But yeah,
dude, probably one of the ballsiestthings I ever did. I was
in a stolen car. Okay,we're at a party, and not even
like a huge party like the guyhis his area was downstairs and the grandmom
lived upstairs. Parents weren't home,so I remember a buddy of mine not

(42:30):
having his license. We all gotin the car, the Grandmam's car,
took it out of the garage,drove it around that I was a part
of it, all under age.No one had a license, so I
was if we got pulled over,you're in the car, but you weren't
driving, Yes, but I wasin. I guess what would have been
a stolen car where the grandmam yelleddown, asked where the car was,

(42:52):
and one of my friends just shouted, I don't know, I don't know
what they shouted, but I hadno idea like I was actually in a
stolen car. Where if we gotpulled over, that was it, man,
that's did that car stole? Becauseit was stolen. We had no
business driving that car. But medriving a car, man, No,
it was u It was like Igot the permit. It was a stick
The whole driving experience sucked because itwas a stick man. It wasn't even
fun. When I learned how todrive, it was. It wasn't that

(43:14):
long ago, but it was aIt was a different time where like even
in my neighborhood when I would hadmy permit. Like my dad'd be like,
just go around the block, justpractice driving time. And I'm like
okay, but I'm like I could. I could have slideswiped a car easy
and I had no license, yep. And now we give license to people
that most likely could. I remember. It's so funny now because it's so

(43:36):
it's ramp and it's everywhere, right, Like everybody smokes weed. It's not
a big deal. Just distracted nowtoo, dude. I remember we would
have these big, long discussions abouttraveling with weed back in the day when
we were in high school. Andlike I remember, why one buddy,
he's taping it under the car,like the like the the other part of

(43:58):
the car, under the engine.That's like real drug dealer stuff, right,
because we were so terrified at gettingpulled over with weed on us because
it was a legal drug and wewould have gotten in trouble and it was
such a big deal. And Iremember, man, if you were carrying
weed, like you had to letthe guy know who was driving, Like,
yeah, man, I got Igot I got some I got some
drugs on me. You better securethat too, right, that engine,

(44:19):
that's dude, it was a plymouththuster. Yeah, and I remember he
went and he and he's he's likeduct taping it, like that little like
thing of weed. He's duct tapingit under under the hood of the car.
And I'm like, man, now, think about it, like kids
are just blatantly smoking while driving.Yeah, you pretty much said I have
weed in the car written on theoutside of the car, and no one's

(44:42):
gonna bother you. Oh, dude, we would have been. We would
have been terrified if we got pulledover knowing this, and someone would have
ratted it out too, Like youget pulled over, right, there's four
of us in a Plymouth duster.Uh, there's weed taped to the engine
of the of the car. Dude, somebody would have been like, there's
weed under the engine. The onekid's in a cave because you want to
get in trouble. Yes, onehundred percent. Guy kids sweating into back,

(45:04):
he's shaken. Is there any ofyou guys doing it's illegal? No,
officer. No. I remember acop laughing at me because we got
pulled over coming home from wing nightat the Piccolily in chamong on Route two
O six and we're in my buddiesnineteen eighty buick century right, might have
been a skylark. And uh,we're cruising down two o six. We're

(45:24):
speeding. State trooper pulls us over, rips us all out of the car.
There's three of us in the car. We're all sitting in the front
seat. It's one of those benchseeing yep, right, and the cop
goes to me, He goes,you have any ID Now. I was
only sixteen, so the only ideaI had was my dad's Blockbuster card.
Okay, And I was like,here he goes, just sit down and
that was it. And dude,I remember being terrible and we didn't do

(45:47):
anything. It wasn't like we weredrinking. We didn't have drugs on us.
Yeah, but we were terrified.Dude, terrified when he was pulling
us out of the car. Iget terrified now and I'm an adult.
Yeah, done it true? Dude, My neighbor's stayed every time he leaves
his car and his driveway every day. I get freaked out every day when
I pull in my neighborhood. Ithink I think they're coming after me.

(46:07):
You're doing twenty four miles an hourgoing home. Look we get back,
we'll do a thing called you thinkyou have a bed. You think you've
got it bed. I don't thinkwe have it bad. How much would
it suck to blow a thousand bucks? Right? You mean deer or a

(46:28):
thousand yeah? Yes, yes,yes, which is just a thousand deer
in a row? I would hateit. You pay a thousand dollars for
a ticket on a plane because youwant to watch the eclipse right from a
plane. Well now, and thisis coming from a reporter in Atlanta,
she was on one of these flightsto experience at firsthand. Among the highlights
for her was a goodie bag becamea hat, socks, other apparel.

(46:53):
The only problem is they couldn't seeanything clowns. Yeah, so side,
she said, it never got fullydark as it would have on the ground,
and more importantly, those without windowseats were essentially at the mercy of
looking through the phone videos being takenof those people in the window seats.
The pilot, however, did bankthe plane from a starboard port to both

(47:15):
sides, so both sides of theplanes could have a shot. Both sides
of the of the plane could havea shot at of you. She said,
But at least we got a bunchof souvenirs and snacks. The journey
was from Dallas to Detroit, butshe said other than that, it was
kind of a dud. The moneypeople spent on It's like people. Actually.
I guess they drove or flew toTexas so they could get a clear

(47:38):
shot at it. I guess theMidwest. Even by the glasses. I
got a pair of glasses from theneighbor. I refuse to buy glasses.
I was cleaning my garage. Ididn't even go out and look. I
put my son out on the driveway. I put them on a chair,
those stupid glasses, and I said, here go have fun, and then
I cleaned the garage. In SaintPetersburg, Florida, third five year old

(48:00):
Wiley James Weeks had what he apparentlythought was a compelling argument against being arrested
by police. Weeks refused to givethe officer his name or identification his reasoning.
He allegedly claimed he was allowed tobe drunk and disorderly and sit naked
in a trash can on a publicsidewalk, Therefore, the arrest was unlawful.
I'm with him, and no nameor idea was required. Weeks pleted

(48:23):
guilty to charges up disorderly intoxication andresisting an officer without violence, which earned
him a five hundred and twenty dollarsFine. We have rights in this country,
but not so many rights. He'sthis is a lot. He's drunk.
Yeah, Okay, he's disorderly.Yeah, he's naked, all this
in a trash can while sitting ina trash can. Okay, isn't that

(48:45):
Oscar the Grouch? One hundred percentright? We grew up with this like
an Oscar didn't have a shirt on. He seemed kind of drunk. Right.
He was miserable. He was miserable. All the guy wanted was a
bigger ding dong. In Italy,an unnamed forty year old man has taken
a doctor and two medical clinics tocourt after claiming his penile enlargement procedure ended

(49:07):
up leaving him with impotence and arectile dysfunction. What you need as a
hotter wife, dude, that's allyou need. Allegedly, the guy paid
around fifty five hundred bucks for theprocedure, but a month later complained to
the doctor about discomfort. In anattempt to fix the box surgery, the
poor guy ended up going through twelvedifferent procedures on his dingling, which reportedly

(49:28):
only ended up making things worse.In court documents, it was revealed that
some procedures used this ordeal had beenbanned. Some of the procedures had been
banned since nineteen ninety three. Theman's unit was said to be deformed and
was unable to be used in sexualacts. Initially, the court set compensation
at one hundred and sixty five thousand, but ended up being reduced by thirty

(49:49):
percent because the court also found thatsome of the dong damage was done by
the patient through injections that he putin himself. Yeah, oh, dude,
like, yeah, don't do that. But I mean, you want
an direction, get your wife atreadmill. I mean, I guess you
just why. I guess I don'tknow. I don't get it either,
But listen, I haven't gone downthat path, so I'm working just fine.

(50:12):
I mean, maybe a pump.I've seen I've seen the penis pump
not working. But I saw abuddy of mine when he was going to
college, had it hanging over topof their fireplace and their dormous Okay,
yeah, all right. I meanI don't know if that's where you want
to, you know, put it. Well, he used it as a
bomb. The penis pump was abomb. Yeah, I used it as
a bong. Okay. It haslike a suction thing on the top and
then you pump it. Yeah,but it's a guy's penis has been in

(50:35):
it. I hope not. Ihope it's not used. So now I'm
smoking. The dude's the essence ofhis penis. Well, that's how you
get into a fret. There yougo. Those people they have a bat.
You not so much. One hundredpoint seven DXL, South Jersey's rock
Stations ZXL. When he shows Igot a jury duty notice? Can we
figure this thing out? I haven'thad one of those in a while.

(50:58):
Okay, when I had, whenI had a real job that I didn't
like as much as this one,I had no problem doing it. Okay,
gets me out of my job.I think they have to pay.
I don't know the rules. Yes, court pay is something goes down,
it's it's it's a you get paidfrom your job. Yes, it's an
excusable day off of work. Okay. So instead of driving a port with
like I did, I'd rather goto jury duty okay, give me that

(51:21):
one, which, by the way, I didn't get picked anyway. It
was like, I don't know.You go there one day and then I
don't know. That was so mad. Me and you, I think were
like gonna get fired, or maybewe had been fired, something had happened
where I was fired. I hatedthe job and this is the last time
I had jury duty. So Iwanted jury duty. I wanted the guy
I don't own like a jury forlike weeks, right because it would be
I just I'd still get paid fromwork and it would be something interesting.

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Yeah, give me the OJ Dude. I got all the way to the
final process right there. I onehundred percent they're gonna pick me for the
jury. Did they settle out ofcourt? Ah? Come on right,
and like they're like yeah, likethey they reached the settlement, so we're
not going to go to trial.I was like, ah, damn,
the guy went from murderer to breakingan entry. Dude. I was there,
and I was there all day.I'm not even kidding. I spent
like nine hours there and Dude,I was filling out the answers exactly how

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I thought they would want me tofill them out. Right right, like
I was, yeah, yeah,I like everybody. Yeah, I'm a
pretty equal guy. Like I'm like, I'm getting on this jury. I
got jury duty, so I gotthis notice. Now my wife went through
this. You got to keep checkingin. You can't even plan anything.
It's not like they tell you you'rein or you're out. You got to
do it every day the night beforeand check it out. I don't want

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to do jury duty the time.The volunteers that actually want to do jury
dude and say, hey, listen, I'm a pretty rounded I know what,
I'm a pretty even guy. Theydon't make it go there anymore.
No, Well, here's what itis. Here's the time to call the
night before, and you have tokeep checking in and if you don't,
you get in real trouble. Man. Like you have to do all.
The last time I did it,I went and showed up in the morning

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and I said to the woman,I said, look like I work a
job where I worked early mornings likethis is like I'm not going to be
meant for this. And she justlike checked the box off and she's like,
oh, you're done. That wasit. I've never heard from them
ever again. You have to check. You have to check the night before.
For the entire week, you haveto check the night before. And
I guess listen, I don't knowbecause my wife again, she's holding her
breath every night. She's like,I hope I don't have to do it.

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Was in the middle of summer,Like nobody wants a bikini. Yeah,
like I don't want to the surfboard. I'm sure there's people out there
that want to do this. Sheshould be able to put on the list.
I was one of them. Igot a crappy job. I work
instruction. It's the summertime. Iwould love to go there for a week.
I had to do my daily bymy service. I had an aunt
who ended up getting picked for jerryduty for a murder trial, and she

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was like held up for like amonth in a hotel while they had the
trial. Well, the trial wasgoing on in Pennsylvania. I dread that
inconvenience because I don't want to becool like that pretty cool to be like
on a high profile murder trial.You and I are on it together,
yeah, man, or me anda buddy dude put me in Well,
we'll have a blest. Can youguys please stop talking in the juror box.
Please stop talking. I got nokids, nothing going on for an

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entire month. Like I'm trying.I'm just trying to get my face on
TV, right like yeah, likelike oh yeah, like I'm putting up
gang signs. Give it to somebodyelse. I just want to pass.
I just like that. I liketo just pass. I don't want to
do it. Yeah, I Ihate everyone. Yeah I don't. Yeah,
I'm an equal opportunity hater. Yeah, might just go home now.

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My buddy said that when he wentin there, he you know, he
said some things he probably shouldn't haveto get him out of it. I
don't believe that, but I dounderstand if you go in there and you
say, yeah, you know what, I'm not I hate everybody. Yeah,
yeah, I'm not a big fan. I hate white people. Yeah,
well maybe you're not the guy forthis job. Everybody, thanks your
calls. I think he's welcomed onthe show. Glad when you're all a
part of it. Stay there withkick off that. You know what the

(54:40):
problem is too is I could probablypull both off. So I still have
to wake up, still have tocome to work, and then I got
to be a Woodbury by nine o'clock. I can make that happen. Oh,
they got Charlie Brown's and Woodberry theydo. Yeah, I think it's
the last Charlie Brown's ever in thecountry. I know exactly what you're talking
about. It's the restaurant, dude. Yeah. Yeah. If you if
you're a kid of the a easyyou remember the restaurant Charlie Brown's. Stay

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I know you guys are awesome.I love put me guys on my

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way to work. Shot the guy. Yeah, warming up ship and I'm
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