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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Do it live. I can go, I'll write it and
we'll do it live. And things sucks. I'm Scottie. Good morning.
Here's some news foe use on a.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Wednesday, Corey Booker, Senator Corey Booker from the Great State
of New Jersey. I guess he did one of these
things man, where he began talking on the Senate floor
at like seven o'clock on Monday night.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Did he start crying? Dude? He went for thirteen hours?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Is that the Philipbuster? He went to eight am yesterday?
He's an overnight Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Is it? They do this because I don't know. I
don't understand the rule.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
It was all about Trump and he was bashing Trump,
and Trump's awful. Trump's them with the worst human being
in the world. But uh, for thirteen hours.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
I guess if you stay talking for a certain amount
of time, then whatever you're, whatever it is, it just
goes away there. You're allowed to say that because people
will sit there and just read books for hours to
get to that timelinit with thirteen hours overnight, I'd love
to hear the whole thing started.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
At seven pm Monday and went to eight a m.
On Tuesday morning. Was it all about Trump, that he
just all about Trump's all Trump's stop. He should have
made it into a podcast. I don't know, Corey. I've
been to a couple of year towns up in North Jersey.
A little rough guy's a bad dude. The Trump's head
looks like a milk DoD. You ever see his head.
He doesn't have a good ballad. It looks like a
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milk DoD. The Trump administration conceded in a court filing
that it made look not all winners. It made a
mistake and deported a Maryland father to El Salvador because
of an administrative error in the nut.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Okay, if you take the numbers, the percentage is still
very high that these.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Are criminals and poor people.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
This poor guy is still in El Salvador, by the way,
they're trying. They're trying to get him back home. But yes,
complete mistake. And now I guess the guy is. The
guy's family is suing the government, and I probably for
good reason.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Well, how about this, Like that nome chick she's speaking
at that that prison right now in Guatamala, whatever she is,
and there's animals behind her, like animals.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Imagine you and I right, you or I get caught
up in that.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Yeah, And there's a picture of these guys tattooed from
their head to their toes and then just me in
the middle. Just look at what abby faces trying to
get out of this prison.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Just a mistake because someone decided to cross the tea and.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Not Dot nine. Get that guy out of there now.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Employees across the massive US Health and Human Services Department
began receiving notices of dismissal yesterday in an overhaul ultimately
expected the layoff about ten thousand people.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
The notices comes days after.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
President Donald Trump moved the strip workers of their collective
bargaining rights at the HHS and other agencies throughout the government.
The plan would consolidate agencies that oversee billions of dollars
for addiction services and community health centers under a new
office called the Administration for eight Healthy America. That's news.
What about sports flyers Canadians. That's until Saturday. Phil's Rockies
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they were off yesterday. That's gonna be six forty five tonight.
First pitch.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Listen to the game. Right here in ZXL, we are
your official Philadelphia Phillies ratio station. There you go. That's news.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
That's what a clouds and Sunday high to fifty cloud
I'm not no a forty four tomorrow for your Thursday
chance with thunderstorms.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Fitty fitty and I have to sixty.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
It's thirty nine outside right now, one hundred point seven ZXL,
South Jersey's rock station on points at VXL Morning Show
Rock Station ZXL Morning Show. I don't know why I
do this. When my wife goes away, I turn into
a superhero. Now I'm a good husband, I'm a good dad.
I keep the house clean and organized. I do all
those things. But when she goes away, I don't know why,
but my mentality gets different. I get so much done
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when she's not around the way. I don't know if
it's because I'm trying to impress her or I'm like
picking up where she's gone. No, no, man, I had
this feeling man like I'm invincible.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
This was yesterday for me, Like I can get so
much stuff done when there's no one home, and it
doesn't that's not a dig on anyone I live with.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
It's just easier.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
So say, like same Monday, right, I was able to
get a ton of stuff done on Monday because no
one was home. So I got just rooms cleared out,
laundry all done. Because let's say on a Saturday, I
got people in my way, I feel bad people want
to do other stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I can hyper focus when there's no one else around.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
I also feel too, that that is gonna be the
exact way that I left it. So when I do
all the laundry, the laundry is done, this room is
gonna be done. The dishwasher, when I loaded and load
it back up, that's gonna be done. I don't have
to worry about her trying to put yes, it's mine.
Like if I live by myself, I.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Make sure in the mornings when I leave, I make
sure the house is exactly the way I want it
to look when I come home.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Now, it doesn't always happen. You know, this morning I
walked back in there.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Yesterday morning, I walked back in the house after doing
the show, and my little guy just so a bottle
of like mountain dew just left on the counter. I
know I didn't leave that there, Jojo, right, but that
is important to me. I like things to be a
certain way when I walk in the door, like for
their lunch the next day.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Well, the night before. I have it already prey for them,
so they just have to grab and go like.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
What was laid out right, like all that stuff, like
even like look, I know I don't I don't get
real dressed up, but I can lay out a new
pair of basketball shorts the night before and be ready
to roll. Now, Listen, I do love my life, and
I love my wife and I love my family.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I don't want that to go away. They can be
a pen ass. Sometimes this is nice. It's it's it's
actually a nice break. Which, by the way, so we
got into this. I said, listen, enjoy your little vacation,
like it's not a vacation. I was like, no, no,
it's a vacation. It is a vacation.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Now, you normally do your say, eight hours worth of
work while you're here, while you're in Orlando with your
online boyfriend or whatever you're doing, right, I get it.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yeah, you got to do your little conferences during the
day code for something.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Then that might be his name, and I'm missing it
all together, Like you're gonna go yeah, like after you
get done a little bit of work that you do
in the conference.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
All nonsense. He's been corporate it's all power of work.
And then it's pool parties.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Yeah, it's dinners, Yeah, it's drinks and lobby, it's hanging
with your friends.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I was like, and these are all the things you
don't have.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
To worry about, dogs, kids, homework, everything. I was like,
it is a vacation.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I'm not. I'm not for that. Go on your little vacation.
It's fine.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
What's you away for four or five days? She was
back on Friday. Okay, at no time in those four
or five days. Are you buy a pool? Who may? No,
I don't get know on vacation, on vacause she's gonna
be buy a pool. She can do anything she wants
to do.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah, I do. But but I'm with not anything. You
know what I mean, And I'll tell you, man.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
There's also a part of me that that when my
wife comes home, I want the house to look nice
for her, and I know that it can.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I can do that if no one else is there. Yep, yeah,
I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Man. If I live by myself and no one touched that,
I guess I would be sad. I get it, dude,
But it is nice this week.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Man.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Everything when I get home today. Everything's gonna be the
way that I left it this morning.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I used to dread going on vacations because I'd come
home and we leave some of the older kids by
by themselves. The house would be ruined, right. They'd have
a party, or they would just trash the house. I
hate it. I dreaded going on vacations. Now that the
kids are older and out of the house. Dude, we
come back from a vacation, it looks exactly the same
(07:12):
as when I lock the door behind me. There's no
pets to worry about. I got nobody living there. The
house may have been robbed, it's fine, but it looks
exactly the way that I left it.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Like if I walk into my basement right now, it's clean.
It's always clean.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
You can still see the vacuum marks in the carpet,
in the beautiful and it's so hot and sexy. Man,
it gets me aroused every time I chubbed.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
What do I tell you about my house? I say
it all the time.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I keep my house because I think that something horrificct's
gonna happen to my family, and I want the police
when they're walking through the house to go. Man, those
closets are really organized. Yeah, now I get it. I'm
stepping over a body. But look, man, look this guy
really kept this house nice and tidy.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
There's no way he killed them all. No, look at
this guy. The way he just back in the vacuum
is still in his hand.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Like I want the detective to go. Look at this
laundry room. I think I might do this into my
laundry room. H Look, we get back. We're gonna do
some rock news. But I got tickets for Ring Honor,
a ew wrestling. Come with the boardwalk hall, do you
want it? Six zero nine six seven seven one hundred
and seven. Six zero nine six seven seven one hundred.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
And seven was a fact.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Kid Rock visited the White House over the weekend.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
He was dressed like a gay elness so he was.
He was wearing a patriotic suit. It looked n it
looked nut. It was a country in western suit. But
it was red, white and blue.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Like a rhinestone cowboy.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
He was.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
He was the rhymestone cowboy. He was at the White House.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
I guess Trump yesterday or was this Monday Monday, signed
an executive order addressing ticket sales, and you know, like
the how they galloged ticket prices right, kid Rock said,
anyone who has bought a constick in the last decade,
maybe twenty years, no matter what, knows it's a conundrum.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
He said, bots and algorithms used to quickly snap up
the best tickets for popular concerts, making it hard for
fans to get tickets and then having to pay more.
That all needs to go away. We can't have four
to five hundred percent markups. So I guess Trump had
the executive order signed called the American Civil Liberties Union.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Real thing, man, those ticket prices, the extra fees tacked
on that sixty dollars ticket is into sixty five dollars.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
My uh, my daughter's got into that.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Who was that guy for a split second, He's like
the hottest comedian in the world.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Every girl loved him.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I forget he was like he Dane not Dane Cook,
but he was like a Dane Cook guy. He didn't
have the the that popularity. But Matt Right girls like them,
Matt rife Right. For like six months he was the
guy and they went and my and my daughter's like, oh, look,
tickets are one hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
She got him as a birthday.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Present to my other daughter and then uh, the one
hundred dollars slowly crept to one twenty five. She went
to the next window after checking out, it went to
one forty. Oh, now there's another fee. It ended up
being two hundred bucks on one hundred dollars ticket. That's
a shame, man, And she's like, she's like, okay, I
thought I was spending two hundred bucks for a para tickets.
(10:09):
I ended up spending four hundred on a para ticket.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Doesn't matter what solid oh you're on?
Speaker 4 (10:14):
This is it man? Like the public democrat, All these
artists concern.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
That what happens if this executive order does anything about it?
A Cheap Trick, Night Ranger and Winger are all planning
to say goodbye to life Japan. In the year twenty
twenty five, all three bands of announced farewell tours in
the Far East, and all three bands very popular in Japan.
(10:40):
Cheap Trick did that huge album live from Budacan.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
It's shocking to me, Like, let's say that the Cheap
Trick version in Japan came over here. Would we buy
tickets to see a cheap Trick version of like that?
That K pop pretty popular over here. Yeah, Japanese.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
That's the Korean kids. They come over here.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Yeah, and it got pretty successful. But no, I don't think. Actually,
you know what, I like train wrecks. I would see
a Japanese chief trick.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Reason. I would do it as a joke for you
for your birthday.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Brian May of Queen. He said that he would get anxiety.
It's funny when these guys are huge rock stars. Right,
Queen is like one of the most successful financially bands ever. Right,
that's how many hits they have. He said when he
had to pitch songs to the band, he would get scared.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
He shut it down.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Yeah, he goes, because I'm pitching it to so many
talented guys in Queen, especially Freddy Mercury, and he goes.
So I'd get anxiety pitching these songs which ended up
becoming huge hits. You're talking to tie your mother down.
We will rock you. Fat bottom girls, Like he's I'm
pitching these huge hits, but I'm terrified of what they're
gonna say about it.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Who knows, who would have thought fat Bottom Girl was
something they'd be like, Yeah, you know what, let's try it.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Let's just talk about it's girls with fat asses, right, yeah, okay, yeah,
fat bottom girls. I think they used it to be like, no,
we're talking about motorcycles, because there's a motorcycle I think
called that. But it's like, no, you're talking about fat bitches.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Small breast isn't going to fly? Hey gay, Hey gay guy.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Freddy Rutman, Yeah, can you sing about fat girls?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Do you know? Because I know fact you know that?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Like like Freddie was I mean very particular about how
he looked about his sexuality. Do you think it actually
angered him that he had to sing about fat women?
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Right? Right? Where's I don't know the guys with big
Johnson's yet to a song about guys on the units.
Wait a second, guys, oh doe I I am. I'm
trying to be a sex simbil and you want me
to sing about fat girls?
Speaker 1 (12:44):
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Speaker 2 (13:25):
I gotta blame my wife for this because look, I
I'm a fan of of of getting the five finger
discount every now and then, but this has gotten out
of control. So my wife, when she gets a couple
of drinks center at a bar, if she likes the
the glasses, she'll she'll steal them. Yeah, right, Like she'll
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walk to the bathroom with a drink and dump it
out and then wash the glass.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
And throw it in her purse.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
There are nice glasses after wrong, I have.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I have a.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Cabinet that just glasses that she's stolen. But now it's
now it's actually my kids are now getting into it.
We're at and I apologize. The Texas Roadhouse. O. Man,
come on, my oldest daughter. She orders this fishbowl margarita
that is in this I mean it's a goblet, this thing, right,
I know. Yeah, she takes it. She dumps it out
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in someone's empty glass like the ice and stuff, and
she throws it in her purse with a.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Napkin because you don't want it to drive it to
your purse.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
God, come on, I'm just shaking my head and I'm like,
this is what guys, what are we doing?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Yeah, stop with this stealing of the glasses.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
I used to I mean we used to steal them,
just to steal them. Back in the day, we went
out with some neighbors and like the neighbors that the
women thought it was you know what she actually got
caught the waiter. A waitress came out and said, hey,
I think you stole one of our glasses.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I know you didn't mean to, but you're walking out
with one of our glass And that was.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Embarrassing because we're laughing at a car like speed. Had
some nice places out there glasses and I know what about.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Well, here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
So now I got this Texas Roadhouse goblet thing for
a margarita. I need a second one. You can't just
have one doesn't have the logo on it. Maybe I
don't know, dishwasher. Yeah, I gotta go.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Look.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
But I had a buddy when we started bar hopping
in our early twenties. He was a klepto man. He
would walk out with neon signs like his whole thing
was watch if he if if you look like you're
supposed to be doing it, no one pays attention to you. Yeah, dude,
he walked a bicycle out of a Walmart. Once brand
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New walked out and he was he would always say,
he goes, if you just look like you own it. Yeah,
most of the time they'll just leave you alone.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Has your family done it with silverware?
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Yet?
Speaker 4 (15:46):
We had some real nice silverware about it. I was like,
we've done that's we're gonna You can't unless you have
a whole table setting for eight you what's one glassware
is where we're at?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yeah, yeah, glassware.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
I don't think I've stolen any type of uh yeah,
any silverware.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Like we've taken it.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
I wanted like if you're at a hard rock or
one of those and they had the lug on it,
I could see that grabbing that kind of glass. Now,
this was because she just liked the big goblet Margarita glass,
I know the one she's talking about.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
You know this is this is all my wife Because
my wife gets a couple of drinks in her and
all of a sudden, we got more glasses. Like I'm
not kidding. We'll go on vacation and they're like, there's
a section of her luggage that is glasses we stole.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Yeah, it's nice, but we've done that.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
From hotel rooms too, where the hotel room has really
nice glasses and whoops, they've come home with us.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
I always wanted to take the towels when we go
to like a like a getaway resort, get all inclusive,
they got really nice fluffy towels. I always thought about
grabbing a towel, but then again, I don't know. To me,
somebody's gonna the clean like he's gonna say, I don't know,
you have four towels, Now you got three, we gotta
charge you for a towel. Dude.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
I went to a hotel it was in Savannah, Georgia,
and they had these really beautiful pool.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Towels that were like extra large. Those are the ones
I'm talking they're out by the pool. Yeah, so dude,
I took like six back of the room. Yeah, just
walk to the room with them, right, walk to the
room and let's just say they might be sitting in
my bathroom.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
A boy.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Yeah, I barely got them in my luggage, but they
might be sitting in my bathroom.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Yellow white stripes. They don't message that you could ever buy.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yes, I have one that's blue and white and one
yellow and white. Yep. But they're so big. Yeah, nice look.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
I would never buy them. I would never invest in that.
I would never we get back knock out some headlines.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
An point seven XLS aufters He's rock station and the
ZXL Morning Show. This is hard, man. I can't look
at people to say. And when I find out some
things that are going on behind closed doors that I
don't need to know about. There's sex life, sex life,
and dude, let me tell you I can count on
I don't know, maybe one hand. There are couples out
there that we know that that are swingers. Man, even
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people that were not friends with but just neighbors that
we know all that we say hi to and might
come over occasionally, like they're into the swing of things.
I think people were getting bored with the other one
by now.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
It's it's it's okay now before we do is such
a secret, like you you had to go to special
clubs and everything like that.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
You know there's an app right yeah, I'm sure. Sure,
I mean, do I know, No, I don't. I don't
want my phone here here it is right, it's.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Right next to grinder, So it's it's I think it's
much more accepted now. And uh yeah, I don't know, man,
Like I don't need to know what goes on. I
know we do have couples that share a little too much,
and I'm like, I don't need to know.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I don't need to know this stuff about you.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
So we're having breakfast. It's like back Valentine's Day. We're
with a couple. We know they're into it. So they
see a group walk in, like, oh my god, we
saw them on the app. We decided not to go
through with it, which, by the way, they're way out
of their league. So I get it. But I'm like,
oh my god. Okay, well, there are the people we
know in our neighborhood that have been to our house
a handful of times. We're not friends, we know of them. Yeah,
so now they see us with the other one. So
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now now I got to go to my other neighbor
who's friends with the other neighbors, and say, hey, man,
by the way.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
You think that they think that you're a swinger, right, I.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
Said, By the way, Yo, we ran into so and so,
so we know that they're doing that. So if it
ever comes up, you know, we're friends with this other couple,
but we're not swingers.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
But whatever, we just wanted to go to brunch.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
So now he tells me about this couple and another
couple that we know of, okay, and that the other
couple who I know kind of well but not really well,
we don't hang out the case we've gotten together whatever,
but there's always other people in VOB.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Now this guy, he's I guess it's the cook. He's okay, Yes,
you mean it's funny. I brought you you this word
and you've been using it a lot.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Yes, cook is the term, and it usually refers to
a man sitting, usually in a chair, watching his wife
get railed by another guy.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
And that's what this is.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
And now I know there's the old like subculture guys
get off on that. And we knew a guy that
was on the show years ago that he would be
considered a cat. Remember his fantasy was some guy jumped
in the window in a superhero outfit and rammed up
his wife and a bunch of guys got her on
a pool table.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Was it was a mess? They were mixing too. Those
are two separate stories.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
They were her getting railed by multiple men on a
pool table is one story. The fantasy of the man
jumping through his window in a Superman outfit, taking his
wife while he watched his whole other story.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Oh so he met the wife when she was on
the pool table right on was the fantasy I got
that watched.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
His wife have relations with multiple men on a pool
table and then afterwards decided that you're gonna be my wife.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Thank you for correcting me. I was making those stories up. Yeah.
So now like I'm driving by the other day and
I see her on the side of the road, I'm like, yeah,
you're the one that went with the couple husband sat
in a chair and watched. Yeah. God, it's a hard
thing to get over. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Like even like me, like I try and put myself
in that scenario and I'm like, that's a like I
don't think I could ever do it. Yeah, Like I
just And so the funny thing to me is that
on a podcast that I listened to, I guess coin
this that the chair you see in a hotel there's
always that random chair. It's usually by like where like
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a desk. No one ever uses the desk in a hotel,
but here's put your luggage on top.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
There's that chair.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
That chair is called the cuck chair because a lot
of times this happens in hotels and that's where the
husband sits.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
So what happened First the guy was called the cuck
and he sat in a chair. Now we called the
chair the cuck or is a chuck? Is a chair
always the cuff?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Do you think like the style of chair is called, oh,
this is like this is from the Netherlands.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
This is it.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Then we call it the cuck chair. And because we
called it that, now the guy is now called that.
I don't sitting in the chair from the Netherlands a day,
maybe like the cuckchair sold the IA. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
I don't know what came first, the chicken or the EP.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
I just wish I didn't know this, and then I asked,
Then I asked a couple.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
It's crazy because now like you're you're picturing it like
that buddy. We have the buddy we had with the
Superman outfit and stuff like you get you look at
him now and like, that's all I think about, is like, okay,
like that's your that was your fantasy that a guy
fly through the window and take advantage of your right.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
And then I'm talking to my neighbor who told me
the intel the other neighbors that they have, and then
I'm like, well, did they ever ask you? He's like,
they've hinted around, but we did shoot that down.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
But did you shoot it down? I don't know. Are
you telling me you shout it down? Because I told
you that we're not into that.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
My wife was talking about a friend of hers, like
a friend of a friend ended up getting caught banging
another broad and it was like, you know, everybody was friendly.
It was like and it became like a whole big thing, right.
But my wife so funny about it. She she's she's like, look,
it's awful, the cheating.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
I would never have it, blah blah blah. We'd be over.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
But they got caught in a Ford Escape and she goes,
if I was cheat, I would hope it would be
in a better car than a Ford Escape.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Yeah, not even in I mean, I guess I could
see it.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
And I'm pretty sure they stopped making the escape in
like twenty thirteen.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
So it's not even like it's a new car. It's
a Ford Escape.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
Like if my wife was cheating on me, I hope
it would be like a range Rover.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Or something like that. Mercedes makes like.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
My wife's like, you got caught, and I think the
one husband took the wife back. But like in the
bat in my in my wife's head, she couldn't ever
get over.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
The fact that it was in a Ford Escape. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Now, Mercedes makes a nice suv that does have the
high It's very boxy, but it has a high ceiling. Yeah,
where because you would sit on your lap without having
to bend over towards you or the chair back.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Even a mini van Like, logistically a mini van I
gets worse than the escape. But the minivan I get
logistically to escape isn't even big enough that you put
the seats down. It's a small.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Maybe a tundra of toylet a tundra in the bed maybe, but.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Maybe like, yeah, you're in a concert and something like that.
You know, look, we bags in the back, we kept back.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
We'll knock out some trash, Oh love trash anything, thirty
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Speaker 1 (24:30):
Here's some trash for you.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Hailey Bieber, wife of Justin Bieber, apparently unfollowed Justin on
Instagram and when people, I guess called her out on it,
she said it was unintentional and it was a glitch
by accident. There's a lot of rumors that they're breaking
up the Hailey Baber Justin Bieber courtship.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Would you want to be his his wife?
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Like, I guess the advantages the money, but I don't
know how about Justin Justin Bieber's wife, So I don't
want to sounds just dumb to me.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
So here's more Justin Bieber stuff.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Scott Dissick has a son who is ten, and the kid.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Had to come out and.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Say that Justin Bieber is not my dad, that Scott
Decick really is my dad. I guess because Justin was
throwing it to Courtney back then, and.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Dissic is the guy he was part of the Kardashian was.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
He was the one dating the Courtney Kardashian girl and
had a bunch of kids were here. But I guess
Bieber was throwing it to her too. So there's a
chance that Bieber, who's only sixteen at the time, may actually.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Be the kid's father. Some fun drama.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Hey, congrats to Dave Cooleyer. He shared some updates on
his cancer battle. He said that he is cancer free
after finishing up chemo treatment.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Wait a minute, real quick, Who's dad would you rather have? Okay,
who would you rather have your as your dad? Justin
Bieber or Scott Dissick, right, because their both kind a
douchey in a way.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Has more money? Okay, low key?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Scott Deesik actually probably has a good amount of money
from that Kardashian show.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
But Justin Bieber's got Justin Bieber.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Money, Yeah, he does, you know, so that would be
that would be nice to have that Beaver money. But
you're not neither one. You're not waiting, you know, you're
not standing in line for food.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Oh guess sure, it's a win win. Then you got
some money there.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
H Hook Hogan did a great trolling job to his
ex wife. So I guess Linda Hogan, the crazy ex
wife of Hook Hogan, I guess she hasn't even talked
to any of the family members. And she went on
some crazy tirade a couple of days ago where she
put up a video and she looks awful where she like,
she makes comment about how awful she looks, and she
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talks about how she hasn't talked to her daughter in
like seven years, and and how hook was and they've
been dorsed like fifteen years now, how hook.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Hogan was abusive to her. Okay, so she puts his
video out.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
It gets some traction, right, So hook Hogan puts out
a response video of him and his new wife eating pop.
Weren't watching his ex wife's video because he thinks it's
dumb too, Yes.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
And it's a great troll. So yeah, kudos to the
hook Hogan. We'll wrap it up with this.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Larsa Pippen, ex wife of Scottie Pippen and also just
dated Michael Jordan's son Marcus, has moved on to another
basketball player, Jeff Kobe, who's a six foot eight Asian
American basketball player, nineteen years younger than her nearest.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Famous is the other two.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
I thought we were gonna say, like, Bill lambierould be.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Awesome if she started dating Bill Lambier.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
There you go, some trash for Here's what's trending now
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Speaker 1 (27:50):
Are Your Body?
Speaker 2 (27:53):
The woman gave me a vibe that I was in
the wrong, but I don't think I was. Yesterday, so
you know, everything self checkout. You go to a supermarket,
everything's self checkout. There's almost I mean, I think now
it's down to like the acame I go to. They
have one person that's actually working that the checkout. Other
than that, it's all self checkout. So yesterday I go up.
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It's a five self checkout area. Okay, why is the
six one broken? It's no number, it's there's three on
one side and two on the other. Okay, all right,
so the two on one side are both taken up.
Now there's three open, all on one side, but there's
a woman's shopping cart that is blocking almost all three.
(28:36):
So all three are open, but her shopping cart is
kind of blocking getting into any of them.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Well, that's rude. You kick that thing down in the well.
Here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
There's no one near the cart, so it's just a
shopping cart, but you can see there's things in it.
But it looks like maybe she forgot something and she
ran off to go do it. So I go, I
got one thing, I go around the shopping cart and
I go and next thing I know, I look up
and she's almost hitting me in the hip with her
(29:05):
shopping cart, annoyed, looking like I stole her spot and
I and I could feel that her did give me
the stare. So I look up and I go, I'm sorry,
were you waiting for this spot because there's two other
ones still available?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Yeah? And I said I.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
I said, I snuck in here there was no one
with the cart, and she's like, oh, it's okay, I'll
wait and I go, but there's still two open self checkouts.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Did you touch her cart? No? Tell okay, because there's
something you can't touch someone that was crude. I had.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
It was actually two things. I had two things, like
I was in and out and I could feel her steaming.
You know, somewhere in that fifteen seconds of me scanning
and paying, she decided to come back to her cart,
and somehow that self checkout was hers.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Like, I don't know why I respect shopping carts so much.
I will go above and be like I have to
touch someone's shop. I won't touch somebody shopping cart, even
to move it a little bit. If I'm looking at
something on the shelf anyway, I have no Yeah, it's
like if you jumping in their car and moving their car.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
I feel like I have no I have no I
have no business touching anybody else's cart. Dude, I've had
to go.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
I've had to go aisles away because people are taking
up the whole aisle where then I'm so Now I'm like,
I'm going halfway down the store just to get around
this person because I don't want to say excuse me.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
Yeah, there's root people too, man, I'll leave it right
now in the middle. There's no courtesy, So.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Leave the shopping cart in the middle of the aisle
and then go shopping. Yep.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
I hate that you gotta find like a secluded area
to leave your cart. I'm okay with leaving your cart,
but you gotta do it out of the way. You
ever have somebody to take your cart. I've had that
happen where I have an empty cart, I'll put it
somewhere and walk to a different aisle.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
Someone will take my cart. Now I have to make it.
Even if it's like a light bulb that I'm never
gonna use. I take something to put it into my
car so they can see it's being used. I'll tell
you what I made that fires me up to. I
don't know why I take shopping cars so personally, but
I'll tell you what I do.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Appreciate the person who's walking the cart back to the
shopping cart bin where all the shopping carts go to live.
That guy and the guy goes, hey, you just want
to take my car? I always appreciate that. Yeah, you
just saved me half a trip. Maybe it's only ten
steps to the shopping cart bin, but you're saving me
that trip.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
And I appreciate that.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
Yeah. I like the guy that runs out of the
shopping cart that's going towards another car in the middle
of the parking lot there because the wind's blowing it
and saved the day. That guy's a frigging hero.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Man.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
I've watched that happen. I've been the guy who didn't
do anything. You just watched the shopping cart hit the car.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
Now, if you're already seated and strapped in and you
see it let it go, you're not gonna leave without
watching to see what that shop.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Because you're like, there's no way it's gonna make it
all the way over there. No it did. Oh wow, Okay, yeah, damn,
who are you gonna blame for that? One we get back,
we'll knock out some evidence. You think you've got it bad?
(31:58):
International waters is always fun. What's that?
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Three miles off the coast, I believe so international waters?
Out in the Atlantic Ocean near Portugal, a Narco sub
was seized by authorities containing seven tons of cocaine. Reportedly,
the submarine was on its way to the Iberian Peninsula.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Was it a submarine? Yeah, they they have these Narco subs.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
The Booger Sugar seizure was equal to one fourth of
all cocaine seased in Portugal in all of twenty twenty four.
Five crew members were arrested in the bust, and the
sub reportedly belonged to a transnational criminal organization.
Speaker 4 (32:34):
I like the ones to just leave it floating into
the ocean. Yeah, you gotta go with your boat, go
pick it up. And some watches on the shore. So
I've taken that bridge for the Keys in Florida. You know,
you can take it from q Largo all the way
down to the Key West.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
And like, if you know people, they they'll when you're
taking that bridge, they'll show you like the areas where
you'll see they're like, yeah, that was a big dumping ground. Yeah,
and what a boat will which will will come by
dump ten you know, styrofoam packages in the ocean, and
(33:11):
then like five minutes later you'll see another boat come by.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
And scoop them all up.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
The people down the street where they're trying to crab
off this awful bridge, and I don't know what kind
of crabs you're gonna pull out of this creek by Atlantic.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
It happens all the time.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
These guys are probably just on the end with a hook,
you know, hook in a net, but like I don't know,
if I see a brick a joke.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
I'm gonna grab it.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
That's what kind of gets the story going is every
couple years somebody finds one that washed up on a
beach and it's like, okay, because it could be money,
could be drugs. What do you do with it because
you open it because well that's the thing, like do
you take it to the authorities or do you try
and maybe sell it, but then you may have the
(33:47):
cartel after you.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Yeah, but you're also probably doing something illegal. Yeah, one
hundred dollars who wants to brick?
Speaker 2 (33:53):
A thirty five year old dude was trying to figure
out why his friends were calling him weird and creepy
for being interested in a forty three year old friend
of his mother's. The guy said his mom had a
matchmaking vibe when she introduced him to Clara, a friend
from her church community center. He and Clara hit it off,
and then they went out on a date, which turned
into a desire to see each other more. Meanwhile, friends
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were acting like dating someone eight years older was somehow
crazy and the fact that she was friends with the
guy's mom. Turns out friends were really better friends of
Oh the friends this guy, he found out, were good
friends with his ex girlfriend. So apparently the ex girlfriend
had second thoughts about breaking up with them, and these
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friends were trying to push for her and not the
woman who's eight years older than him that he's now dated. Yeah,
he said that she's going to remain an ex for
a reason, and now him and Clara, who's eight years
older and friends with his mom are going to.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Be just fine.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
If you're his mom, can you say friends with that woman?
Now that she's throwing it to your son.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
That is interesting. It's a it is interesting to save
money on rent.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
A young Chinese woman has decided to rent out the
bathroom at the factory where she works for just seven
bucks a month. She staked her claim on a six
square foot bathroom facility, complete with toilet and utility sink.
The rooms big enough for her to bring in a
small bed and a portable hangar unit for her clothes.
Her boss says the girl insisted on paying double the
rent to pay for the water and electricity, but that
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offer was refused because they didn't want to take advantage
of her.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
So she's living I hear man.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Over there in the Far East, you know, Japan, China,
North Korea, South Korea. They packed people in like to
these apartments that are like sizes of closets. Oh yeah yeah,
and they all split the rent and it's insane.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
So like, this isn't that crazy to think?
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Okay, here, it's a bathroom, but I can fit a
bed in it, so why not just.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Make it a room? Yeah? There you go. Those people
they have a bad you uh not so much? That
rocket weird?
Speaker 4 (35:58):
Why don't you boys seven else outh Jerseys rock stations?
Because I want to show. I don't know if I'm
being a little bitch about this, but I feel like
I need to bring it up to somebody I has to.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Do with the work or workplace here. Oh, no Monday,
are you gonna carrn it up? Kin't do of man?
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Apparently for opening day of the Phillies there was a
big get together.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
You can hear that. We weren't a part.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Of our sales staff had a whole big thing. Yeah,
never once where we invited. You should get angry.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
I'm gonna say there was. I mean there was video
where they were out there. It was a listen.
Speaker 4 (36:29):
I don't I don't didn't get to invite. Let's just
keep this between you and I. I don't want the
big weeks to hear about it. But I don't know
if anything got done here and we weren't. Here's the part.
We weren't invited to any of it. I like the
Phillies opening day. I like to be on a party
bus and have some drinks with my co workers. But
we weren't a part of any of that. No, are
we be outcasts at this company?
Speaker 2 (36:47):
And I'll tell you what, man, yesterday I was here
for a little bit after the show, nobody showed up
to work.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Yeah yeah, we're all still hungover from the game and
the party busting.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
Yeah yeah, that we weren't even a part of. Dude,
here's our sales director. Our sales director. Game was a
three zero five first pitch, right, yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Nine thirty.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
He's putting up videos of uh being up at the stadium.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
So this was a whole day affair for him. I guess,
did you think anything got sold?
Speaker 4 (37:13):
And listen, I mean, if he's the leader of this group,
you know you lead by example.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
That's not a great example at all, ever gotten And
we never got the invite if I didn't show that.
Speaker 4 (37:21):
You know what, I did that to you once and
I felt, I still to this day feel bad about.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
What's that I called out from the show? One time?
Speaker 4 (37:27):
It was my birthday and I end up and you asked,
I guess it came up. I posted something I was
at wing Bowl in Philadelphia. Yeah you are that morning,
and you're like, dude, you called out for wing Ball.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
I'm like, well, here's yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Yeah, you because we had the general manager at the
time who kind of paid attention, and you posted it
and you're friends with him and I'm like, did didn't, dude,
like like, that's not something. Yeah, you can't take off
to go to another radio stations event, Yeah, I sure.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Did, didn't. I, oh you did? I think that you
did it a couple of years. Had right to be
a little upset about that one.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
That was like the day you called out saying it
was icy, but it wasn't even freezing well, it was
it was freezing up and deaf or where I was.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
It was that.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
And then our general manager is there with me and
he's like, it's not even cold enough to be ice.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Well, and it's different up here. We got hit with
that and I was like, oh and I just had
to shake my hand. I was like, okay, yeah, but
we called out for ice, sir. He's like, but it's
fifty seven degrees outside. It would be interesting.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
I like to see if I get any Philly sticks
from this radio station.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
That would be nice. I would like I would like
to go to a ball game.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
I would turn it down because I don't want to
hang out those don't you want the option?
Speaker 1 (38:33):
I would have liked to be.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Invited, Yeah, I would. I feel like I'm not part
of the team here. Sure, So now dude, not here,
me and you did go. Here's the reason we don't
get invited because we goof on everybody exactly. We take
over the whole party bus and it just and it
would be nothing but us just being dicks to everybody.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
We're what you call alphas and know what, we're a
whole alphas is what we are.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Just it would just be all I'm peeing in the
back like it's the whole thing with me and you.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
Yeah, we're grabbing a steering wheel. Yeah, it's so bad,
drive away with the bus from no one's looking.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
So yeah, maybe that's why we weren't. I hope, sope,
because they don't just not like us. You know, it
calls its children.
Speaker 4 (39:14):
Yeah, hey, everybody, thanks for your call today.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
They're always welcome on the show. Glad we're all part
of it. Stick around. We'll kick off a rock block
for you.
Speaker 4 (39:21):
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Speaker 5 (39:27):
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Speaker 1 (39:35):
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When you're crying, you bring long their in stop We'll
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Speaker 1 (40:01):
I love looking at you guys on my way to.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Work in rooms.
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Shot a guy, Yeah, warming up chick, and I'm like,
I'm a bounce you here. We're rocking.
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Hey, thank you you shot to the best. How you
doing yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Keep me laughing.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
Man, You guys are great.
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Oh God, is it my radio or are you only
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Here's some news foe use on a.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Wednesday, Corey Booker, Senator Corey Booker from the Great State
of New Jersey. I guess he did one of these
things man, where he began talking on the Senate floor
at like seven o'clock on Monday night.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Did he start crying? Dude? He went for thirteen hours?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Is that the Philipbuster? He went to eight am yesterday?
He's an overnight Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Is it? They do this because I don't know. I
don't understand the rule.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
It was all about Trump and he was bashing Trump,
and Trump's awful. Trump's them with the worst human being
in the world. But uh, for thirteen hours.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
I guess if you stay talking for a certain amount
of time, then whatever you're, whatever it is, it just
goes away there. You're allowed to say that because people
will sit there and just read books for hours to
get to that timelinit with thirteen hours overnight, I'd love
to hear the whole thing started.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
At seven pm Monday and went to eight a m.
On Tuesday morning. Was it all about Trump, that he
just all about Trump's all Trump's stop. He should have
made it into a podcast. I don't know, Corey. I've
been to a couple of year towns up in North Jersey.
A little rough guy's a bad dude. The Trump's head
looks like a milk DoD. You ever see his head.
He doesn't have a good ballad. It looks like a
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milk DoD. The Trump administration conceded in a court filing
that it made look not all winners. It made a
mistake and deported a Maryland father to El Salvador because
of an administrative error in the nut.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Okay, if you take the numbers, the percentage is still
very high that these.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Are criminals and poor people.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
This poor guy is still in El Salvador, by the way,
they're trying. They're trying to get him back home. But yes,
complete mistake. And now I guess the guy is. The
guy's family is suing the government, and I probably for
good reason.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Well, how about this, Like that nome chick she's speaking
at that that prison right now in Guatamala, whatever she is,
and there's animals behind her, like animals.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Imagine you and I right, you or I get caught
up in that.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Yeah, And there's a picture of these guys tattooed from
their head to their toes and then just me in
the middle. Just look at what abby faces trying to
get out of this prison.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Just a mistake because someone decided to cross the tea and.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Not Dot nine. Get that guy out of there now.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Employees across the massive US Health and Human Services Department
began receiving notices of dismissal yesterday in an overhaul ultimately
expected the layoff about ten thousand people.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
The notices comes days after.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
President Donald Trump moved the strip workers of their collective
bargaining rights at the HHS and other agencies throughout the government.
The plan would consolidate agencies that oversee billions of dollars
for addiction services and community health centers under a new
office called the Administration for eight Healthy America. That's news.
What about sports flyers Canadians. That's until Saturday. Phil's Rockies
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First pitch.
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Speaker 4 (02:57):
That's what a clouds and Sunday high to fifty cloud
I'm not no a forty four tomorrow for your Thursday
chance with thunderstorms.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Fitty fitty and I have to sixty.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
It's thirty nine outside right now, one hundred point seven ZXL,
South Jersey's rock station on points at VXL Morning Show
Rock Station ZXL Morning Show. I don't know why I
do this. When my wife goes away, I turn into
a superhero. Now I'm a good husband, I'm a good dad.
I keep the house clean and organized. I do all
those things. But when she goes away, I don't know why,
but my mentality gets different. I get so much done
(03:29):
when she's not around the way. I don't know if
it's because I'm trying to impress her or I'm like
picking up where she's gone. No, no, man, I had
this feeling man like I'm invincible.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
This was yesterday for me, Like I can get so
much stuff done when there's no one home, and it
doesn't that's not a dig on anyone I live with.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
It's just easier.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
So say, like same Monday, right, I was able to
get a ton of stuff done on Monday because no
one was home. So I got just rooms cleared out,
laundry all done. Because let's say on a Saturday, I
got people in my way, I feel bad people want
to do other stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I can hyper focus when there's no one else around.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
I also feel too, that that is gonna be the
exact way that I left it. So when I do
all the laundry, the laundry is done, this room is
gonna be done. The dishwasher, when I loaded and load
it back up, that's gonna be done. I don't have
to worry about her trying to put yes, it's mine.
Like if I live by myself, I.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Make sure in the mornings when I leave, I make
sure the house is exactly the way I want it
to look when I come home.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Now, it doesn't always happen. You know, this morning I
walked back in there.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Yesterday morning, I walked back in the house after doing
the show, and my little guy just so a bottle
of like mountain dew just left on the counter. I
know I didn't leave that there, Jojo, right, but that
is important to me. I like things to be a
certain way when I walk in the door, like for
their lunch the next day.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Well, the night before. I have it already prey for them,
so they just have to grab and go like.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
What was laid out right, like all that stuff, like
even like look, I know I don't I don't get
real dressed up, but I can lay out a new
pair of basketball shorts the night before and be ready
to roll. Now, Listen, I do love my life, and
I love my wife and I love my family.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
I don't want that to go away. They can be
a pen ass. Sometimes this is nice. It's it's it's
actually a nice break. Which, by the way, so we
got into this. I said, listen, enjoy your little vacation,
like it's not a vacation. I was like, no, no,
it's a vacation. It is a vacation.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Now, you normally do your say, eight hours worth of
work while you're here, while you're in Orlando with your
online boyfriend or whatever you're doing, right, I get it.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yeah, you got to do your little conferences during the
day code for something.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Then that might be his name, and I'm missing it
all together, Like you're gonna go yeah, like after you
get done a little bit of work that you do
in the conference.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
All nonsense. He's been corporate it's all power of work.
And then it's pool parties.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Yeah, it's dinners, Yeah, it's drinks and lobby, it's hanging
with your friends.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I was like, and these are all the things you
don't have.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
To worry about, dogs, kids, homework, everything. I was like,
it is a vacation.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I'm not. I'm not for that. Go on your little vacation.
It's fine.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
What's you away for four or five days? She was
back on Friday. Okay, at no time in those four
or five days. Are you buy a pool? Who may? No,
I don't get know on vacation, on vacause she's gonna
be buy a pool. She can do anything she wants
to do.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah, I do. But but I'm with not anything. You
know what I mean, And I'll tell you, man.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
There's also a part of me that that when my
wife comes home, I want the house to look nice
for her, and I know that it can.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I can do that if no one else is there. Yep, yeah,
I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Man. If I live by myself and no one touched that,
I guess I would be sad. I get it, dude,
But it is nice this week.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Man.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Everything when I get home today. Everything's gonna be the
way that I left it this morning.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I used to dread going on vacations because I'd come
home and we leave some of the older kids by
by themselves. The house would be ruined, right. They'd have
a party, or they would just trash the house. I
hate it. I dreaded going on vacations. Now that the
kids are older and out of the house. Dude, we
come back from a vacation, it looks exactly the same
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as when I lock the door behind me. There's no
pets to worry about. I got nobody living there. The
house may have been robbed, it's fine, but it looks
exactly the way that I left it.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Like if I walk into my basement right now, it's clean.
It's always clean.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
You can still see the vacuum marks in the carpet,
in the beautiful and it's so hot and sexy. Man,
it gets me aroused every time I chubbed.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
What do I tell you about my house? I say
it all the time.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I keep my house because I think that something horrificct's
gonna happen to my family, and I want the police
when they're walking through the house to go. Man, those
closets are really organized. Yeah, now I get it. I'm
stepping over a body. But look, man, look this guy
really kept this house nice and tidy.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
There's no way he killed them all. No, look at
this guy. The way he just back in the vacuum
is still in his hand.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Like I want the detective to go. Look at this
laundry room. I think I might do this into my
laundry room. H Look, we get back. We're gonna do
some rock news. But I got tickets for Ring Honor,
a ew wrestling. Come with the boardwalk hall, do you
want it? Six zero nine six seven seven one hundred
and seven. Six zero nine six seven seven one hundred.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
And seven was a fact.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Kid Rock visited the White House over the weekend.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
He was dressed like a gay elness so he was.
He was wearing a patriotic suit. It looked n it
looked nut. It was a country in western suit. But
it was red, white and blue.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Like a rhinestone cowboy.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
He was.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
He was the rhymestone cowboy. He was at the White House.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
I guess Trump yesterday or was this Monday Monday, signed
an executive order addressing ticket sales, and you know, like
the how they galloged ticket prices right, kid Rock said,
anyone who has bought a constick in the last decade,
maybe twenty years, no matter what, knows it's a conundrum.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
He said, bots and algorithms used to quickly snap up
the best tickets for popular concerts, making it hard for
fans to get tickets and then having to pay more.
That all needs to go away. We can't have four
to five hundred percent markups. So I guess Trump had
the executive order signed called the American Civil Liberties Union.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Real thing, man, those ticket prices, the extra fees tacked
on that sixty dollars ticket is into sixty five dollars.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
My uh, my daughter's got into that.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Who was that guy for a split second, He's like
the hottest comedian in the world.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Every girl loved him.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I forget he was like he Dane not Dane Cook,
but he was like a Dane Cook guy. He didn't
have the the that popularity. But Matt Right girls like them,
Matt rife Right. For like six months he was the
guy and they went and my and my daughter's like, oh, look,
tickets are one hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
She got him as a birthday.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Present to my other daughter and then uh, the one
hundred dollars slowly crept to one twenty five. She went
to the next window after checking out, it went to
one forty. Oh, now there's another fee. It ended up
being two hundred bucks on one hundred dollars ticket. That's
a shame, man, And she's like, she's like, okay, I
thought I was spending two hundred bucks for a para tickets.
(10:09):
I ended up spending four hundred on a para ticket.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Doesn't matter what solid oh you're on?
Speaker 4 (10:14):
This is it man? Like the public democrat, All these
artists concern.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
That what happens if this executive order does anything about it?
A Cheap Trick, Night Ranger and Winger are all planning
to say goodbye to life Japan. In the year twenty
twenty five, all three bands of announced farewell tours in
the Far East, and all three bands very popular in Japan.
(10:40):
Cheap Trick did that huge album live from Budacan.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
It's shocking to me, Like, let's say that the Cheap
Trick version in Japan came over here. Would we buy
tickets to see a cheap Trick version of like that?
That K pop pretty popular over here. Yeah, Japanese.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
That's the Korean kids. They come over here.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Yeah, and it got pretty successful. But no, I don't think. Actually,
you know what, I like train wrecks. I would see
a Japanese chief trick.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Reason. I would do it as a joke for you
for your birthday.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Brian May of Queen. He said that he would get anxiety.
It's funny when these guys are huge rock stars. Right,
Queen is like one of the most successful financially bands ever. Right,
that's how many hits they have. He said when he
had to pitch songs to the band, he would get scared.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
He shut it down.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Yeah, he goes, because I'm pitching it to so many
talented guys in Queen, especially Freddy Mercury, and he goes.
So I'd get anxiety pitching these songs which ended up
becoming huge hits. You're talking to tie your mother down.
We will rock you. Fat bottom girls, Like he's I'm
pitching these huge hits, but I'm terrified of what they're
gonna say about it.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Who knows, who would have thought fat Bottom Girl was
something they'd be like, Yeah, you know what, let's try it.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Let's just talk about it's girls with fat asses, right, yeah, okay, yeah,
fat bottom girls. I think they used it to be like, no,
we're talking about motorcycles, because there's a motorcycle I think
called that. But it's like, no, you're talking about fat bitches.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Small breast isn't going to fly? Hey gay, Hey gay guy.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Freddy Rutman, Yeah, can you sing about fat girls?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Do you know? Because I know fact you know that?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Like like Freddie was I mean very particular about how
he looked about his sexuality. Do you think it actually
angered him that he had to sing about fat women?
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Right? Right? Where's I don't know the guys with big
Johnson's yet to a song about guys on the units.
Wait a second, guys, oh doe I I am. I'm
trying to be a sex simbil and you want me
to sing about fat girls?
Speaker 1 (12:44):
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Speaker 2 (13:25):
I gotta blame my wife for this because look, I
I'm a fan of of of getting the five finger
discount every now and then, but this has gotten out
of control. So my wife, when she gets a couple
of drinks center at a bar, if she likes the
the glasses, she'll she'll steal them. Yeah, right, Like she'll
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walk to the bathroom with a drink and dump it
out and then wash the glass.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
And throw it in her purse.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
There are nice glasses after wrong, I have.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I have a.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Cabinet that just glasses that she's stolen. But now it's
now it's actually my kids are now getting into it.
We're at and I apologize. The Texas Roadhouse. O. Man,
come on, my oldest daughter. She orders this fishbowl margarita
that is in this I mean it's a goblet, this thing, right,
I know. Yeah, she takes it. She dumps it out
(14:22):
in someone's empty glass like the ice and stuff, and
she throws it in her purse with a.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Napkin because you don't want it to drive it to
your purse.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
God, come on, I'm just shaking my head and I'm like,
this is what guys, what are we doing?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Yeah, stop with this stealing of the glasses.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
I used to I mean we used to steal them,
just to steal them. Back in the day, we went
out with some neighbors and like the neighbors that the
women thought it was you know what she actually got
caught the waiter. A waitress came out and said, hey,
I think you stole one of our glasses.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I know you didn't mean to, but you're walking out
with one of our glass And that was.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Embarrassing because we're laughing at a car like speed. Had
some nice places out there glasses and I know what about.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Well, here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
So now I got this Texas Roadhouse goblet thing for
a margarita. I need a second one. You can't just
have one doesn't have the logo on it. Maybe I
don't know, dishwasher. Yeah, I gotta go.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Look.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
But I had a buddy when we started bar hopping
in our early twenties. He was a klepto man. He
would walk out with neon signs like his whole thing
was watch if he if if you look like you're
supposed to be doing it, no one pays attention to you. Yeah, dude,
he walked a bicycle out of a Walmart. Once brand
(15:36):
New walked out and he was he would always say,
he goes, if you just look like you own it. Yeah,
most of the time they'll just leave you alone.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Has your family done it with silverware?
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Yet?
Speaker 4 (15:46):
We had some real nice silverware about it. I was like,
we've done that's we're gonna You can't unless you have
a whole table setting for eight you what's one glassware
is where we're at?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yeah, yeah, glassware.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
I don't think I've stolen any type of uh yeah,
any silverware.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Like we've taken it.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
I wanted like if you're at a hard rock or
one of those and they had the lug on it,
I could see that grabbing that kind of glass. Now,
this was because she just liked the big goblet Margarita glass,
I know the one she's talking about.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
You know this is this is all my wife Because
my wife gets a couple of drinks in her and
all of a sudden, we got more glasses. Like I'm
not kidding. We'll go on vacation and they're like, there's
a section of her luggage that is glasses we stole.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Yeah, it's nice, but we've done that.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
From hotel rooms too, where the hotel room has really
nice glasses and whoops, they've come home with us.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
I always wanted to take the towels when we go
to like a like a getaway resort, get all inclusive,
they got really nice fluffy towels. I always thought about
grabbing a towel, but then again, I don't know. To me,
somebody's gonna the clean like he's gonna say, I don't know,
you have four towels, Now you got three, we gotta
charge you for a towel. Dude.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
I went to a hotel it was in Savannah, Georgia,
and they had these really beautiful pool.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Towels that were like extra large. Those are the ones
I'm talking they're out by the pool. Yeah, so dude,
I took like six back of the room. Yeah, just
walk to the room with them, right, walk to the
room and let's just say they might be sitting in
my bathroom.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
A boy.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Yeah, I barely got them in my luggage, but they
might be sitting in my bathroom.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Yellow white stripes. They don't message that you could ever buy.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yes, I have one that's blue and white and one
yellow and white. Yep. But they're so big. Yeah, nice look.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
I would never buy them. I would never invest in that.
I would never we get back knock out some headlines.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
An point seven XLS aufters He's rock station and the
ZXL Morning Show. This is hard, man. I can't look
at people to say. And when I find out some
things that are going on behind closed doors that I
don't need to know about. There's sex life, sex life,
and dude, let me tell you I can count on
I don't know, maybe one hand. There are couples out
there that we know that that are swingers. Man, even
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people that were not friends with but just neighbors that
we know all that we say hi to and might
come over occasionally, like they're into the swing of things.
I think people were getting bored with the other one
by now.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
It's it's it's okay now before we do is such
a secret, like you you had to go to special
clubs and everything like that.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
You know there's an app right yeah, I'm sure. Sure,
I mean, do I know, No, I don't. I don't
want my phone here here it is right, it's.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Right next to grinder, So it's it's I think it's
much more accepted now. And uh yeah, I don't know, man,
Like I don't need to know what goes on. I
know we do have couples that share a little too much,
and I'm like, I don't need to know.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I don't need to know this stuff about you.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
So we're having breakfast. It's like back Valentine's Day. We're
with a couple. We know they're into it. So they
see a group walk in, like, oh my god, we
saw them on the app. We decided not to go
through with it, which, by the way, they're way out
of their league. So I get it. But I'm like,
oh my god. Okay, well, there are the people we
know in our neighborhood that have been to our house
a handful of times. We're not friends, we know of them. Yeah,
so now they see us with the other one. So
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now now I got to go to my other neighbor
who's friends with the other neighbors, and say, hey, man,
by the way.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
You think that they think that you're a swinger, right, I.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
Said, By the way, Yo, we ran into so and so,
so we know that they're doing that. So if it
ever comes up, you know, we're friends with this other couple,
but we're not swingers.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
But whatever, we just wanted to go to brunch.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
So now he tells me about this couple and another
couple that we know of, okay, and that the other
couple who I know kind of well but not really well,
we don't hang out the case we've gotten together whatever,
but there's always other people in VOB.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Now this guy, he's I guess it's the cook. He's okay, Yes,
you mean it's funny. I brought you you this word
and you've been using it a lot.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Yes, cook is the term, and it usually refers to
a man sitting, usually in a chair, watching his wife
get railed by another guy.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
And that's what this is.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
And now I know there's the old like subculture guys
get off on that. And we knew a guy that
was on the show years ago that he would be
considered a cat. Remember his fantasy was some guy jumped
in the window in a superhero outfit and rammed up
his wife and a bunch of guys got her on
a pool table.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Was it was a mess? They were mixing too. Those
are two separate stories.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
They were her getting railed by multiple men on a
pool table is one story. The fantasy of the man
jumping through his window in a Superman outfit, taking his
wife while he watched his whole other story.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Oh so he met the wife when she was on
the pool table right on was the fantasy I got
that watched.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
His wife have relations with multiple men on a pool
table and then afterwards decided that you're gonna be my wife.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Thank you for correcting me. I was making those stories up. Yeah.
So now like I'm driving by the other day and
I see her on the side of the road, I'm like, yeah,
you're the one that went with the couple husband sat
in a chair and watched. Yeah. God, it's a hard
thing to get over. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Like even like me, like I try and put myself
in that scenario and I'm like, that's a like I
don't think I could ever do it. Yeah, Like I
just And so the funny thing to me is that
on a podcast that I listened to, I guess coin
this that the chair you see in a hotel there's
always that random chair. It's usually by like where like
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a desk. No one ever uses the desk in a hotel,
but here's put your luggage on top.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
There's that chair.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
That chair is called the cuck chair because a lot
of times this happens in hotels and that's where the
husband sits.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
So what happened First the guy was called the cuck
and he sat in a chair. Now we called the
chair the cuck or is a chuck? Is a chair
always the cuff?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Do you think like the style of chair is called, oh,
this is like this is from the Netherlands.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
This is it.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Then we call it the cuck chair. And because we
called it that, now the guy is now called that.
I don't sitting in the chair from the Netherlands a day,
maybe like the cuckchair sold the IA. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
I don't know what came first, the chicken or the EP.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
I just wish I didn't know this, and then I asked,
Then I asked a couple.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
It's crazy because now like you're you're picturing it like
that buddy. We have the buddy we had with the
Superman outfit and stuff like you get you look at
him now and like, that's all I think about, is like, okay,
like that's your that was your fantasy that a guy
fly through the window and take advantage of your right.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
And then I'm talking to my neighbor who told me
the intel the other neighbors that they have, and then
I'm like, well, did they ever ask you? He's like,
they've hinted around, but we did shoot that down.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
But did you shoot it down? I don't know. Are
you telling me you shout it down? Because I told
you that we're not into that.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
My wife was talking about a friend of hers, like
a friend of a friend ended up getting caught banging
another broad and it was like, you know, everybody was friendly.
It was like and it became like a whole big thing, right.
But my wife so funny about it. She she's she's like, look,
it's awful, the cheating.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
I would never have it, blah blah blah. We'd be over.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
But they got caught in a Ford Escape and she goes,
if I was cheat, I would hope it would be
in a better car than a Ford Escape.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Yeah, not even in I mean, I guess I could
see it.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
And I'm pretty sure they stopped making the escape in
like twenty thirteen.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
So it's not even like it's a new car. It's
a Ford Escape.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
Like if my wife was cheating on me, I hope
it would be like a range Rover.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Or something like that. Mercedes makes like.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
My wife's like, you got caught, and I think the
one husband took the wife back. But like in the
bat in my in my wife's head, she couldn't ever
get over.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
The fact that it was in a Ford Escape. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Now, Mercedes makes a nice suv that does have the
high It's very boxy, but it has a high ceiling. Yeah,
where because you would sit on your lap without having
to bend over towards you or the chair back.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Even a mini van Like, logistically a mini van I
gets worse than the escape. But the minivan I get
logistically to escape isn't even big enough that you put
the seats down. It's a small.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Maybe a tundra of toylet a tundra in the bed maybe, but.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Maybe like, yeah, you're in a concert and something like that.
You know, look, we bags in the back, we kept back.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
We'll knock out some trash, Oh love trash anything, thirty
on Energy on Anything, Racket Rock, or roughing love frash.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Here's some trash for you.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Hailey Bieber, wife of Justin Bieber, apparently unfollowed Justin on
Instagram and when people, I guess called her out on it,
she said it was unintentional and it was a glitch
by accident. There's a lot of rumors that they're breaking
up the Hailey Baber Justin Bieber courtship.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Would you want to be his his wife?
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Like, I guess the advantages the money, but I don't
know how about Justin Justin Bieber's wife, So I don't
want to sounds just dumb to me.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
So here's more Justin Bieber stuff.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Scott Dissick has a son who is ten, and the kid.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Had to come out and.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Say that Justin Bieber is not my dad, that Scott
Decick really is my dad. I guess because Justin was
throwing it to Courtney back then, and.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Dissic is the guy he was part of the Kardashian was.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
He was the one dating the Courtney Kardashian girl and
had a bunch of kids were here. But I guess
Bieber was throwing it to her too. So there's a
chance that Bieber, who's only sixteen at the time, may actually.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Be the kid's father. Some fun drama.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Hey, congrats to Dave Cooleyer. He shared some updates on
his cancer battle. He said that he is cancer free
after finishing up chemo treatment.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Wait a minute, real quick, Who's dad would you rather have? Okay,
who would you rather have your as your dad? Justin
Bieber or Scott Dissick, right, because their both kind a
douchey in a way.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Has more money? Okay, low key?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Scott Deesik actually probably has a good amount of money
from that Kardashian show.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
But Justin Bieber's got Justin Bieber.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Money, Yeah, he does, you know, so that would be
that would be nice to have that Beaver money. But
you're not neither one. You're not waiting, you know, you're
not standing in line for food.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Oh guess sure, it's a win win. Then you got
some money there.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
H Hook Hogan did a great trolling job to his
ex wife. So I guess Linda Hogan, the crazy ex
wife of Hook Hogan, I guess she hasn't even talked
to any of the family members. And she went on
some crazy tirade a couple of days ago where she
put up a video and she looks awful where she like,
she makes comment about how awful she looks, and she
(26:40):
talks about how she hasn't talked to her daughter in
like seven years, and and how hook was and they've
been dorsed like fifteen years now, how hook.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Hogan was abusive to her. Okay, so she puts his
video out.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
It gets some traction, right, So hook Hogan puts out
a response video of him and his new wife eating pop.
Weren't watching his ex wife's video because he thinks it's
dumb too, Yes.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
And it's a great troll. So yeah, kudos to the
hook Hogan. We'll wrap it up with this.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Larsa Pippen, ex wife of Scottie Pippen and also just
dated Michael Jordan's son Marcus, has moved on to another
basketball player, Jeff Kobe, who's a six foot eight Asian
American basketball player, nineteen years younger than her nearest.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Famous is the other two.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
I thought we were gonna say, like, Bill lambierould be.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Awesome if she started dating Bill Lambier.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
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Launch Point seven ZXLS, Outh Jersey's rock station. We are
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Speaker 1 (27:50):
Are Your Body?
Speaker 2 (27:53):
The woman gave me a vibe that I was in
the wrong, but I don't think I was. Yesterday, so
you know, everything self checkout. You go to a supermarket,
everything's self checkout. There's almost I mean, I think now
it's down to like the acame I go to. They
have one person that's actually working that the checkout. Other
than that, it's all self checkout. So yesterday I go up.
(28:15):
It's a five self checkout area. Okay, why is the
six one broken? It's no number, it's there's three on
one side and two on the other. Okay, all right,
so the two on one side are both taken up.
Now there's three open, all on one side, but there's
a woman's shopping cart that is blocking almost all three.
(28:36):
So all three are open, but her shopping cart is
kind of blocking getting into any of them.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Well, that's rude. You kick that thing down in the well.
Here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
There's no one near the cart, so it's just a
shopping cart, but you can see there's things in it.
But it looks like maybe she forgot something and she
ran off to go do it. So I go, I
got one thing, I go around the shopping cart and
I go and next thing I know, I look up
and she's almost hitting me in the hip with her
(29:05):
shopping cart, annoyed, looking like I stole her spot and
I and I could feel that her did give me
the stare. So I look up and I go, I'm sorry,
were you waiting for this spot because there's two other
ones still available?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Yeah? And I said I.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
I said, I snuck in here there was no one
with the cart, and she's like, oh, it's okay, I'll
wait and I go, but there's still two open self checkouts.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Did you touch her cart? No? Tell okay, because there's
something you can't touch someone that was crude. I had.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
It was actually two things. I had two things, like
I was in and out and I could feel her steaming.
You know, somewhere in that fifteen seconds of me scanning
and paying, she decided to come back to her cart,
and somehow that self checkout was hers.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Like, I don't know why I respect shopping carts so much.
I will go above and be like I have to
touch someone's shop. I won't touch somebody shopping cart, even
to move it a little bit. If I'm looking at
something on the shelf anyway, I have no Yeah, it's
like if you jumping in their car and moving their car.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
I feel like I have no I have no I
have no business touching anybody else's cart. Dude, I've had
to go.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
I've had to go aisles away because people are taking
up the whole aisle where then I'm so Now I'm like,
I'm going halfway down the store just to get around
this person because I don't want to say excuse me.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
Yeah, there's root people too, man, I'll leave it right
now in the middle. There's no courtesy, So.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Leave the shopping cart in the middle of the aisle
and then go shopping. Yep.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
I hate that you gotta find like a secluded area
to leave your cart. I'm okay with leaving your cart,
but you gotta do it out of the way. You
ever have somebody to take your cart. I've had that
happen where I have an empty cart, I'll put it
somewhere and walk to a different aisle.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
Someone will take my cart. Now I have to make it.
Even if it's like a light bulb that I'm never
gonna use. I take something to put it into my
car so they can see it's being used. I'll tell
you what I made that fires me up to. I
don't know why I take shopping cars so personally, but
I'll tell you what I do.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Appreciate the person who's walking the cart back to the
shopping cart bin where all the shopping carts go to live.
That guy and the guy goes, hey, you just want
to take my car? I always appreciate that. Yeah, you
just saved me half a trip. Maybe it's only ten
steps to the shopping cart bin, but you're saving me
that trip.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
And I appreciate that.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
Yeah. I like the guy that runs out of the
shopping cart that's going towards another car in the middle
of the parking lot there because the wind's blowing it
and saved the day. That guy's a frigging hero.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Man.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
I've watched that happen. I've been the guy who didn't
do anything. You just watched the shopping cart hit the car.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
Now, if you're already seated and strapped in and you
see it let it go, you're not gonna leave without
watching to see what that shop.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Because you're like, there's no way it's gonna make it
all the way over there. No it did. Oh wow, Okay, yeah, damn,
who are you gonna blame for that? One we get back,
we'll knock out some evidence. You think you've got it bad?
(31:58):
International waters is always fun. What's that?
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Three miles off the coast, I believe so international waters?
Out in the Atlantic Ocean near Portugal, a Narco sub
was seized by authorities containing seven tons of cocaine. Reportedly,
the submarine was on its way to the Iberian Peninsula.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Was it a submarine? Yeah, they they have these Narco subs.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
The Booger Sugar seizure was equal to one fourth of
all cocaine seased in Portugal in all of twenty twenty four.
Five crew members were arrested in the bust, and the
sub reportedly belonged to a transnational criminal organization.
Speaker 4 (32:34):
I like the ones to just leave it floating into
the ocean. Yeah, you gotta go with your boat, go
pick it up. And some watches on the shore. So
I've taken that bridge for the Keys in Florida. You know,
you can take it from q Largo all the way
down to the Key West.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
And like, if you know people, they they'll when you're
taking that bridge, they'll show you like the areas where
you'll see they're like, yeah, that was a big dumping ground. Yeah,
and what a boat will which will will come by
dump ten you know, styrofoam packages in the ocean, and
(33:11):
then like five minutes later you'll see another boat come by.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
And scoop them all up.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
The people down the street where they're trying to crab
off this awful bridge, and I don't know what kind
of crabs you're gonna pull out of this creek by Atlantic.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
It happens all the time.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
These guys are probably just on the end with a hook,
you know, hook in a net, but like I don't know,
if I see a brick a joke.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
I'm gonna grab it.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
That's what kind of gets the story going is every
couple years somebody finds one that washed up on a
beach and it's like, okay, because it could be money,
could be drugs. What do you do with it because
you open it because well that's the thing, like do
you take it to the authorities or do you try
and maybe sell it, but then you may have the
(33:47):
cartel after you.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Yeah, but you're also probably doing something illegal. Yeah, one
hundred dollars who wants to brick?
Speaker 2 (33:53):
A thirty five year old dude was trying to figure
out why his friends were calling him weird and creepy
for being interested in a forty three year old friend
of his mother's. The guy said his mom had a
matchmaking vibe when she introduced him to Clara, a friend
from her church community center. He and Clara hit it off,
and then they went out on a date, which turned
into a desire to see each other more. Meanwhile, friends
(34:15):
were acting like dating someone eight years older was somehow
crazy and the fact that she was friends with the
guy's mom. Turns out friends were really better friends of
Oh the friends this guy, he found out, were good
friends with his ex girlfriend. So apparently the ex girlfriend
had second thoughts about breaking up with them, and these
(34:36):
friends were trying to push for her and not the
woman who's eight years older than him that he's now dated. Yeah,
he said that she's going to remain an ex for
a reason, and now him and Clara, who's eight years
older and friends with his mom are going to.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Be just fine.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
If you're his mom, can you say friends with that woman?
Now that she's throwing it to your son.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
That is interesting. It's a it is interesting to save
money on rent.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
A young Chinese woman has decided to rent out the
bathroom at the factory where she works for just seven
bucks a month. She staked her claim on a six
square foot bathroom facility, complete with toilet and utility sink.
The rooms big enough for her to bring in a
small bed and a portable hangar unit for her clothes.
Her boss says the girl insisted on paying double the
rent to pay for the water and electricity, but that
(35:25):
offer was refused because they didn't want to take advantage
of her.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
So she's living I hear man.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Over there in the Far East, you know, Japan, China,
North Korea, South Korea. They packed people in like to
these apartments that are like sizes of closets. Oh yeah yeah,
and they all split the rent and it's insane.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
So like, this isn't that crazy to think?
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Okay, here, it's a bathroom, but I can fit a
bed in it, so why not just.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Make it a room? Yeah? There you go. Those people
they have a bad you uh not so much? That
rocket weird?
Speaker 4 (35:58):
Why don't you boys seven else outh Jerseys rock stations?
Because I want to show. I don't know if I'm
being a little bitch about this, but I feel like
I need to bring it up to somebody I has to.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Do with the work or workplace here. Oh, no Monday,
are you gonna carrn it up? Kin't do of man?
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Apparently for opening day of the Phillies there was a
big get together.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
You can hear that. We weren't a part.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Of our sales staff had a whole big thing. Yeah,
never once where we invited. You should get angry.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
I'm gonna say there was. I mean there was video
where they were out there. It was a listen.
Speaker 4 (36:29):
I don't I don't didn't get to invite. Let's just
keep this between you and I. I don't want the
big weeks to hear about it. But I don't know
if anything got done here and we weren't. Here's the part.
We weren't invited to any of it. I like the
Phillies opening day. I like to be on a party
bus and have some drinks with my co workers. But
we weren't a part of any of that. No, are
we be outcasts at this company?
Speaker 2 (36:47):
And I'll tell you what, man, yesterday I was here
for a little bit after the show, nobody showed up
to work.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Yeah yeah, we're all still hungover from the game and
the party busting.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
Yeah yeah, that we weren't even a part of. Dude,
here's our sales director. Our sales director. Game was a
three zero five first pitch, right, yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Nine thirty.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
He's putting up videos of uh being up at the stadium.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
So this was a whole day affair for him. I guess,
did you think anything got sold?
Speaker 4 (37:13):
And listen, I mean, if he's the leader of this group,
you know you lead by example.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
That's not a great example at all, ever gotten And
we never got the invite if I didn't show that.
Speaker 4 (37:21):
You know what, I did that to you once and
I felt, I still to this day feel bad about.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
What's that I called out from the show? One time?
Speaker 4 (37:27):
It was my birthday and I end up and you asked,
I guess it came up. I posted something I was
at wing Bowl in Philadelphia. Yeah you are that morning,
and you're like, dude, you called out for wing Ball.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
I'm like, well, here's yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Yeah, you because we had the general manager at the
time who kind of paid attention, and you posted it
and you're friends with him and I'm like, did didn't, dude,
like like, that's not something. Yeah, you can't take off
to go to another radio stations event, Yeah, I sure.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Did, didn't. I, oh you did? I think that you
did it a couple of years. Had right to be
a little upset about that one.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
That was like the day you called out saying it
was icy, but it wasn't even freezing well, it was
it was freezing up and deaf or where I was.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
It was that.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
And then our general manager is there with me and
he's like, it's not even cold enough to be ice.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Well, and it's different up here. We got hit with
that and I was like, oh and I just had
to shake my hand. I was like, okay, yeah, but
we called out for ice, sir. He's like, but it's
fifty seven degrees outside. It would be interesting.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
I like to see if I get any Philly sticks
from this radio station.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
That would be nice. I would like I would like
to go to a ball game.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
I would turn it down because I don't want to
hang out those don't you want the option?
Speaker 1 (38:33):
I would have liked to be.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Invited, Yeah, I would. I feel like I'm not part
of the team here. Sure, So now dude, not here,
me and you did go. Here's the reason we don't
get invited because we goof on everybody exactly. We take
over the whole party bus and it just and it
would be nothing but us just being dicks to everybody.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
We're what you call alphas and know what, we're a
whole alphas is what we are.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Just it would just be all I'm peeing in the
back like it's the whole thing with me and you.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
Yeah, we're grabbing a steering wheel. Yeah, it's so bad,
drive away with the bus from no one's looking.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
So yeah, maybe that's why we weren't. I hope, sope,
because they don't just not like us. You know, it
calls its children.
Speaker 4 (39:14):
Yeah, hey, everybody, thanks for your call today.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
They're always welcome on the show. Glad we're all part
of it. Stick around. We'll kick off a rock block
for you.
Speaker 4 (39:21):
It's one hunch point seven z XL, South Jersey's rock
station z XL Morning Show.
Speaker 5 (39:27):
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Speaker 1 (39:35):
You're living.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
Love, the sun comes shining through.
Speaker 5 (39:43):
When you're crying, you bring long their in stop We'll
be happy where you smiling keep on smiling, keep smiling,
dropping out.
Speaker 4 (40:00):
I know you guys are awesome.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
I love looking at you guys on my way to.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Work in rooms.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Shot a guy, Yeah, warming up chick, and I'm like,
I'm a bounce you here. We're rocking.
Speaker 4 (40:08):
Hey, thank you you shot to the best. How you
doing yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Keep me laughing.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
Man, You guys are great.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
Good morning guys are hilario.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Let me say at it.
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broadcasting in MANA show?
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