WEDNESDAY 4-30-25

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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
In a world of dull, mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Above all the rest.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
And this show, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Hey man, Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning.
Was it Peter or Bobby Brady that threw the ball
in the house? It was was a Bobby. It was
Greg that got hurt in a surfing accident. Whoa, I'm
going back. He wore it. He wore the necklace and
it gave him bad moja. The medallion. Yeah, I want

(01:06):
to say that was I think that was Peter, Peter
or Bobby. Yeah, maybe it was Peter throwing it to Bobby.
Maybe it was. Yeah, it was so we always know
that they look, it's the famous line. Mom always said,
don't throw the ball in the hounds. Last night, man,
I'm out with the little guy and we're throwing around
the baseball right in our front yard and he once

(01:30):
my wife to come out and he's like hey. He's like,
he's like, Mom, come out throw it. So, uh, they
go to start throwing it. And now this is in
our front yard. So what he does is we have
a nice little hill across the street from us, so
it's a nice backdrop in casey, you don't catch it. Yeah,
so he's across the street. So we're throwing the ball
across the street. My wife gets right in front of

(01:50):
our cars. I go, babe, knows where if she misses it,
you're gonna hit your car, smash the windshield or the
back wind shield. That's an awful backdrop. I go, I
go bait, move over, I go do what dude, there's
the cars behind you. And that's not me digging at
you saying you're not going to catch the ball. But

(02:10):
you know, one throw and now I got a seven
hundred dollars windshield I gotta fix. Yeah. My neighbors play
play soccer in their front yard. Listen, kids are outside
kicking the ball around. I'm not going to falter for that,
but yeah, a couple of times will come over and
kind of bang against the truck. I'm like, it just
makes better. This is now, this is awesome. The neighbor's kid, now,
he's a little he's a little out of his mind, right,
not a huge fan. But anyway, so he's kicking a

(02:32):
soccer ball he doesn't want to play with that night,
so he's kicking it against the siding of the house.
I'm here and clang, clang, And as much as I
want to stop it, I'm like, ah, you raised that
child to do that. Let it keep clanging, and every clang,
I'm like, ah, Man, that weekend and he's going to
hit that basement window. I know what's going to happen.
We have a brick front to our house and my

(02:53):
little guy will throw balls at it to catch. Now, okay,
it's brick front, so I'm not I'm not too mad
at it. But if you're in the it sounds like
a jackhammer is hitting the house every time. Yeah. Best
backdrop ever was with a ball and it was a
lawn chair and hit the back without you swinging, you
were out of there.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
Man.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
First baseman for us was a picnic bench that you
throw up on its side, and if you threw and
hit the picnic bench before the runner could get the
first base, he was out. Yeah. I had this wicked
thing where I would throw it real high and would
curve in and somehow I'd land right. Wait, the landing
back without them, without them even swinging, You're out, I'll
be honest. And the little guy we were we were

(03:33):
practicing pitching last night. If there was a scout, yeah,
probably playing in some Major League Baseball games today. Because
I was throwing some heaters. I'm gonna get one of
those radar guns and come over and I'm gonna track. Dude,
I was throwing a solid sixty eight. You're gonna take
someone's eye out. Man. You know, I couldn't help. But

(03:54):
think of Kenny Powers where he's in the backyard throwing
the ball. They got the little radar gun. Yeah, and
here's the thing, because we're throwing it across the street,
so every time a car drives down the street, we
gotta pause. Yeah, all right, game off, game on everybody. Wednesday,
we'll dive into that. We're gonna find a ZXL worked
for some employee of the day. Great prize today too. Yep.

(04:16):
It is Lou Graham from Foreigner. He's coming to Ocean,
big eighties rock show. We'll get with tickets coming up
just a little bit so one hundred point sevens EXL,
South Jersey's rock station z XL Morning Show, Good Morning, everybody.
I can right it and we'll do it a lot
and things sucks. I'm Scotty, good morning. Here some news

(04:37):
for use. An unexploded World War two bomb in the
Cape May Canal on Monday, forest and overnight shutdown on
the waterway, stranding a passenger ferry and prompting a response
from the bomb squad. The device was spotted during low
tide in the canal area, prompting the US Coast Guard
to close the waterway until daylight for safety reasons. So

(04:58):
was there a war in Cape May. There was a
huge military base and presence during World War Two in
Kpe May do do it be German submarines? Wow? And
you could see them off the coast of Cape May.
You should go down to Cape May and take a
history tour. Well I did, Scotty. I got on those
little the electric bikes. Yeah, scooted around. We had a

(05:19):
glass of wine. Then I went looked at a lighthouse.
I'll tell you it's interesting. There's a huge military history
in southern that southern point of New Jersey. Wow. In
New Jersey transit strike could start in a few weeks,
potential disaster for commuters as members of the train Engineers
Union overwhelmingly rejected the latest offer. Approximately three hundred and

(05:42):
fifty thousand riders stand to be impacted if the Brotherhood
of Locomotive Engineers and Trainmen approve the strike. I mean,
that's got to be a pretty easy job, right, It's
just forward and backwards with that train. You don't do anything,
do you. I mean, I guess you got a shot.
I think you're simplifying it a little bit. You just
push the lever up and we go and then we
stop it. Yeah, but you also got to walk around

(06:04):
and click people's tickets. Oh you're still doing that. Yeah,
you got the hat on, you got that cool hat.
UPS yesterday announced it's planning to cut twenty one thousand
jobs this year, part of the cost cutting effort that
is linked to the Delivery giants decision to deliver fewer
packages from Amazon. The shipping company, which operates and over
two hundred countries, currently has around four hundred and ninety
thousand employees. I think that's a great move to decide

(06:27):
not to deliver Amazon packages. I think that's going to
help you. I don't get it. So they don't want
Is that because Amazon's starting to do their own deliveries.
So it's like their way of saying, fu dude. I
see Amazon deliveries at e three o'clock in the morning
and now for work at Ford and there's a delivery package.
When that get here? Dude. The one thing growing up,
you knew that the post office did not deliver on Sundays, right,

(06:50):
Oh yeah, dude. Now I see postal trucks constantly on
Sundays roaming around. And I asked my father in law
is a retired postman, like what's going on? And he's like,
because the Amazon on we had to start delivering on Sundays.
Now you get those packages quick, Like yeah, I don't know,
we ordered something the last night. We'll get here between
I don't know eight and ten am. Like how that
even happen? That's news? What about sports? Phills beat the

(07:11):
National seven six last night? They do it again tonight
six forty five. Start listening to the game right here
at ZXL we are your fish show Philadelphia Phillies ratio station.
There you go, that's news. That's sports. Yeah, Rain Early,
I have the seventy nine clouds tonight, op it fifty
one tomorrow for your Thursday Sun Clouds. I have to
sixty five. It is sixty five outside right now. One
hundred point seven ZXL, South Jerseys rock station and the

(07:32):
ZXL Morning Show. One hundred point seven ZXL, South Jersey's
rock station in the ZXL Morning Show. I knew, I
know it's stupid. I knew it was gonna be dumb.
I knew it wouldn't work, Okay, And whoever came up
with the idea to put a cone around a dog's
head so it doesn't lick its balls after it's it's

(07:54):
balls chopped off? Yeah? Is I don't even want to
say the R war, I'll say the R word. It's redict. Yeah,
it's uh that cone brace and then you can't get
through doors now like it's just it looks goof. You're
just it's bad enough you cut your dog's balls off,
but now it's you're embarrassing them more by having more

(08:15):
of that cone. It would be like walking out of
a sectomy and they put you in a pink dress
to get back into the car because you might have
to pick you up. Because that's it. I can't. I'm
not a man anymore. So listen, So my dog gets
his balls chopped off, whatever he gotta bring him home.
He's kind of he's kind of out of it. He's
trying to lick it, you know. You know what, though,
I'll be honest, there's a part of me that would
have asked the vet, can I watch to take the ball.

(08:37):
I'll be interested and see how they do it. Listen,
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna bash anybody, but we
take them to the clinic because it's a lot cheaper.
It looked like Frankenstein's lab man. Like, whoever this poor
guy is who just chopped balls off all day? Like,
what's the mentality like of that person? Like that? The
sign outside says we want your balls. Comes out like
a butcher. He's got like the white thing, like he

(08:58):
just cut off a bunch of meat. He's Sam the
butcher from the Brady Bunch. So the dog ends up
last night we're having dinner. He's like, you're moving around
stuff and and uh, he started he's bleeding a little bit, right,
So somehow he's opened up the wound. Hell, I don't know,
so where's he bleeding from? The old? The old sack
his balls, right, So let me see your belly, right,
so you can see the bottom of the balls is

(09:20):
like you can see where he made it, and it's
such a small incision getting sick, like they put I guess,
a small decision and they, you know, just pop the bawling.
Oh so no, I got to take him to the
h to the the emergency room for the dog or whatever.
That's expensive, dude. It was another one nineties. So now
at this point we made out like bandits with the clinic.
I think it was like, I don't know, thirty dollars

(09:41):
and we got free bones with it, and you bring
up you bring in Canon dog food. They do it
for free. It's it right, so yo, it's another two
hundred dollars. But this count thing, which, by the way,
that's a racket. In the half, there's twenty four to
seven vets. Dude, they'll nail you. I know people they
met on me last night, dude, the middle of the night.
They've taken their dogs and it's hundreds just a walk
in the door. It's like four hundred bucks. Now, what

(10:02):
happened was and I got to call the clinic because
they're supposed to use some type of stitch. They use glue,
scotch tape basically. Yeah, so you're like well, yeah, they
use glue. Looked like the glue came out. The glue
came out. What do you mean the glue came out?
It's on you. You used a discount place to get
your dog's balls. At least stitch them up. But this
guy uses glue. So there last night another one ninety

(10:25):
two just for them to bring them in, wipe them
up a little bit and glue the and glue the
balls like the little sack that at home. Thought about it, man, honestly,
And here's some hot tape on that. So he's bleeding
when we're at the house. I get him to the clinic.
No blood, no drops on. My dog was dying for
two years. Every time we would go anywhere near a vet.
He turned intottle puppy again. Yep, So we go to

(10:46):
the clinic. Now he's banging. He's because he doesn't understand,
like he's walking through a door. But now he's got
this big size cone on it. The dogs are dumb.
He's like, yeah, and now you're you've got this conehead thing,
and yeah, you're gonna of course whack it on walls.
And last night was an absolute disaster. We try and
put him you're supposed to put him in the crate
and separated from the other dog. He can't turn around
because he's got this cone on the head. I told

(11:08):
my wife and I looked it up, and they do
make him. I said, we're not doing the cone anymore.
They make some type of body suit, like almost like
putting a pair of pants on the suit. I was like, dude,
do that just or it's in it. It's it's it's
being shipped from Amazon. We should have it today. The
cone is stupid, dude. They said seven days. That's like
seven day. I'm for seven days? Was I know, I

(11:30):
know what you do. My wife's starting to learn too
that you antagonize and you'll send out a text being like, hey,
we're gonna get together this weekend. Yeah, Saturday nine, dude.
And for the first time, even your wife, she came
at your head and she's like, dude, we have so
much to do and the dog just got an operation.
We're not going anywhere. And you're like, the dog will

(11:51):
be fun. Yeah, and I'll be honest, I misjudged the
healing time for the animal. You're like, yeah, the dog
will be fun. She's like, he just had a major operation.
We were not leaving alone for twelve hours. Last night
was an absolute disaster. My wife sleeping on a couch.
He's in the kitchen with a cage around him. I'm like,
I don't blame him, but I don't know what's going on.
His balls hurt is the thing, and you feel awful

(12:13):
for the animal because the animal has no idea what's happened.
That's what it is. I can't explain to him that
the cone eventually is gonna come off. Man. Well, all right,
so now, dude, once again, we talked about it yesterday.
If you're the other dog, you're looking at him and
you're like, dude, you're a dork. I'm so cool. I
don't have that stupid thing on my head. You're you're
the alpha. But that dog also doesn't know that coming

(12:35):
right down the road, he's got to do the same thing. Well,
now that I saw the way they did it, I'll
do it myself. It's a sniff. He popped the balls
out and then you crazy gluing dude. I'll tell you what, Man,
it would be interesting to watch how they do it. Yeah,
it's it's a small little incision, and I guess, like
I said, you must squeeze it like a marble coming
out of it. It just comes out. Huh, it's not

(12:55):
that big of a deal. It's a big It wasn't that.
It wasn't that big. It's a pretty big deal. Especially
imagine somebody cut your balls off.

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Speaker 3 (13:03):
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Speaker 6 (13:33):
Just rock news, Joe Scotty rock news.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
Hey, here's some rock news for you. Uh, Sammy Hagar,
this guy loves to talk. He was asked again about
why Eddie van Halen doesn't talk to him, and uh,
he said, well, Eddie van Halen doesn't talkings Eddie's dead,
But why didn't Eddie van Halen talk to him, and
Alex van Halend not talk to him now even after

(14:01):
Eddie's death. This is interesting. I didn't know this. The
Van Halen brothers were partners in that Cabo Wabo right,
that Sequila and I guess when it first launched in
the nineties, it was just it's sung. It didn't do anything.
They were losing money, so the Van Halen brothers bailed
out and Sammy kept it. The company rebounded and Sammy

(14:26):
made a fortune. Got his fault, You bailed out too quick,
that's what he said. He goes, man, I don't know.
They lost out one hundreds of millions of dollars. I
don't know what to tell you. It's not my fault.
You guys bailed out. I stuck with it, and eventually
he was able to sell it off. I think I
think he sold it for like ten fifteen years ago,
a ton of money. Yeah, now kind of makes sense.

(14:46):
It's a bit of business deal then, But it's not
Sammy's fault. Nope. Uh, okay, you got to pull your
phone up. Okay, because we were high tech here. So
the guy from a band called the Alarm. Wow, I've
never heard of the alarm, but he's dead. Okay, he

(15:06):
had uh he's he had cancer for thirty years. He
had the blood cancer, right, so when he had non
Hopkins lampoma. He's had it since ninety five. He died.
Mike Peters is his name? Is there a hit there?
I don't know. I don't know what the best of
the alarm, the alarm sixty eight guns, Spirit of seventy

(15:28):
six reigned in the summertime, strength stopped me. If any
of these sounds familiar, the stand okay, where were you
hiding when the storm broke? Majority of this I've never heard.
The deceiver one step closed or presence of love sold
me down the river? Rescue and reality unsafe building, knocking
on Heaven's door, I mean knocking on Heaven's door. That's

(15:48):
a cover. Yeah, walk forever by my side. But they
had a lot of studio time a New South Wales loved.
You have any yet, you have any music that we
can plays of Glory forty five rpm. So Supercanel sixty
eight guns seems to be the one that pops up
quite a bit. Okay, so the Alarm sixty eight guns,

(16:09):
that's not it? Cold on, let's see here. Yes, sixty
eight the Alarm, Man, I've heard of a lot of bands.
I've never heard of The Alarm. Even our buddy sent
us the thing yesterday. He's like, ghostband was a banger,
and I'm like, I've never heard of them. All right,
sixty eight gun and that is the first one on
the album. Seems to pop It seems to pop up. Yeah,

(16:35):
I know that I've never heard that song. Never heard
that song ever so yet, Resident Peace Mike Peters from
The Alarm. You got a lot of work in. I
mean a lot of tape there, yes, man. Somebody had
to pay for that, right, How do you have twenty songs?
We haven't heard of any of them. Weezer, they're in

(16:55):
the news. They just played Coachella, but they're bassis. His
wife shot at cops and then got shot. So now
the police footage has come out. This is a story
that happened a couple of weeks ago. At first they
said she may have been part of a hit and run,
but it turns out and no, she wasn't. So the
police footage came out the other day, and I think

(17:20):
what happened was there was a car accident by her house.
So there was a helicopter that was flying over trying
to I don't know if it was this high speed
chase or what, but in LA they had the copters
to go after the cars. Yes, she for some reason
comes running out of her house with a gun and
the police are there and over her fence. They tell her, hey,

(17:43):
where the police were here to help you put the
gun down. She then cocks the gun and shoots at
the cops. sEH, they shot her thirteen. They shot thirteen bullets,
one hitter in the arm. That's not that's not That's
not good stats right there. But again, the cops told
you what to do. She survived. They arrested her, and

(18:05):
she is out on bail now. So I don't know
if there's gonna be a thing where she gets to
sue them. But it sounds like for some reason she
shot at the cops. Now, maybe she was confused, who knows,
I don't know. Once again, if she thought someone was
robbing her house. I don't know. If she's deaf, maybe
maybe she didn't hear the police. Sure, yeah, she should

(18:25):
claim that she was deaf. I have a feeling that
this is gonna get messy, and the cops are gonna
have to have all their ducks in a row because
it seems like she may have been pretty innocent and
they shot her. But she did take a shot at
the cop, right, so she's not innocent. And this isn't
during like the middle of the day. This isn't in
at night. You know, you shoot at a cop and

(18:47):
you lose all credibility. You shot at a cop. Yeah, well,
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(19:07):
I know, I know you had a uh it's a
quasi emergency. But your dog had an operation yesterday and
then you had to go back to the vet at
night because he was bleeding. Right does he licks in?
He moves and stuff. It's all things terrible. It's life
and it but it adds anxiety. And I try and
live my life anxiety free. Like when I was younger, dude,

(19:32):
I was wound tight. I would have anxiety attacks. Right,
Like I went to the doctor. They were they wanted
to put me on like meds, and I'm like, I'm
not doing that right. And I wish it was YouTube
back then because I could have just youtubed how to
get rid of anxiety. So so, dude, I just like
I like to be chill. That's how I kind of

(19:53):
live life. I just want to be nice and chill.
So when life gives me anxiety, I don't take it well.
So I head my poor wife, she takes the brunt
of it. She Saturday. Dude, I'm having stuff done with
my with my mom's house. It's been going on a year, dude,
a year dealing with this guy treating it like a

(20:16):
side project. And I'm like, dude, this isn't a sight
And the problem is it's it's you know, it's family.
So it's like he's great at what he does. He's
a perfectionist, but it's like, I need this done. And
it's not only because like my mom could care, like
she's in La la land. It's other people come to
the house and they see it's been a year and
it's still not done. Yeah, I got too friendly with

(20:37):
my contractor. I'm dealing with that now. And that's what happens, man,
And then I feel like I'm being taken advantage of
and and I'm like, yeah, man, you know, like that
shouldn't be my problem. My thing is I'm paying you
a good amount of money. It's not my problem. So dude,
the other thing is, like I have this one ant right,
She's like she's extended Anne. I don't know how to

(21:01):
put it. And she's very good with my mom, but
she takes jabs at me via text for not doing
a good job with you're You're there every morning after
the show. Dude, yea, I take care of my mom's
entire life right now. She hates my brother. My brother
pissed her off last summer to the point where, dude,

(21:23):
the best is she texts a skull and crossbones. Sheesus
my brother right like, and we we still laugh at
that because it's like, you're seventy, what are you doing?
What does that even mean? Are you a pirate? We
leave this show, you go get your mom's meds and
I'm giving her a bath. Dude, this woman is so
well taken care of every day, so you know, once again,

(21:44):
you can't like, my mom suffers from dementia and and
she's a she's a frail older woman, so you gotta
be real careful due because the littlest things will throw
her off for days at a time. So you know,
this woman likes to push her a little bit, like,
you know, get her out walking around. So yesterday, dude,
I'm texting her. She's like, I want to take your
mom to get her hair cut. Awesome, she does awesome

(22:05):
stuff like that. I go, that's awesome. That stuff that like,
you know, takes it off my plate. That's not you know,
I'm I don't want to mind, right, Yeah, but you
gotta be careful. You push my mom too hard, she
ends up in the hospital. And when that happens, dude,
it's not just one day. People who have dealt with
people with dementia. Going to a hospital is awful because

(22:27):
the people have dementia and they don't know they're in
a hospital. Your mom might just enjoy a cupcake, you know,
instead of a hair dressing appoint. A lot of times
you go and my mom doesn't want to go out,
and so I'm not gonna push her. So yesterday, this
woman's like subtly jabbing at me about like you know, hey,
I'm you know, taking your mom out. I said, that's great, awesome, dude.

(22:48):
I'm always very cordial because look, these people don't have
to help my mom and they are. So she writes back,
she goes, I'm just glad she gets out once in
a while. Oh that's a jab, dude. To the point
where now, I, dude, I am now doing laps around
my house thinking of a response. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
you got it type down, but you don't send it.

Speaker 5 (23:09):
I do.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
And that's what it is, I thought, I dude, I'll see.
I had like I've gotten to a point in my
life where I had to take a step back and
take a breath. My wife has helped me with this.
Just take us to like Saturday, I was having a
meltdown over the contractor, right, and and she let me
just use her as a whipping post. And I appreciate that. Right,

(23:32):
that's what your partner should be able to to do.
And uh and so in my head, dude, I had
text messages ready to go like okay, god cut off,
I never want to see you again. Like I was like, dude,
it was ready to just go. You got some nerve, right, yeah,
Finally just took a breath, and I was like, Okay, no,

(23:55):
I can't send something like that now the time you
did something woman right, and just and just let it
go because that woman, that woman has to she's got
to deal with her own issues. Yeah, right, there's something
there that's off. I can't. That's not on me, right, yeah,
And and whatever it is you're you're putting that on me,

(24:16):
I do it with social media now, And I'll be honest,
I don't know. It's it's it's all politics because these
people out of their mind. And I'm tight, Like there's
a guy on my real estate team and he's so
an anti Trump and he comes up with these this
these these unbelievable things, like it's just awful, awful things.
And so many times I had things I just want
to jab back, and I'm like, why why even jab bag?
I don't know. I gotta stop, just stop. And it's great.

(24:38):
Once again, my wife is awesome. But my wife is
also very protective of me. So I gotta be careful
too if I tell my wife something like that dude
should drive to someone's house and stab Oh yeah, that's
south is yeah. And so she's very protective of her family,
which is a great trait to have. But yeah, dude,
I just it's just the anxiety that like it's useles

(25:00):
like what, like why why are you? Why are you
doing that? Yeah, I've been super calm lately, man, I'll
be honest, Like the last year or so, it's like
I try and be like I don't let things bother me,
and I don't know if it pisses my waf up
my wife off, because like again last night we had
an emergency. I'm like, all right, everyone settled down, stop overreacting.
It's not because of it. Or Sunday my mom and
brother over and I got the grill going, I got

(25:21):
the Blackstone goelling. I'm still trying to work and maneuver it.
So I got things going. My brother's like, oh, yeah,
you're a little anxious over there. I'm like, I'm not.
I'm just grilling. I'm just I'm just trying to make
sure all the food is done at the right time.
It doesn't mean I'm I'm rhythmed with anxiety. I'm not
stressing out. But guess what, the more you keep saying it,
you keep pissing me off. Now I'm getting anxiety because
you're saying I have anxiety. It happens at my house too. Man.

(25:43):
People are now telling me that I'm being anxious and
I no, no, I'm just being me like you're you're telling
me not to be me. That's just how I am
in this situation. Let it be when a wife says, oh,
you're getting angry, I'm like, I'm not getting angry at all.
I'm just talking with you. Oh now you're raising you what.
I'm not raising my voice. I'm just having a conversation.
This is a woman in her seventies and to take

(26:03):
like these subtle jabs at me, especially about my mom, who,
like I said, I we like, literally I have to.
I'm carrying two homes right, Like I got my home
life right with my wife and the kids and all that,
and then I got a whole second one taking care
of my mom. And then you throw these little jabs
and it's like, dude, like, what what is wrong with you? You

(26:25):
go back with you know what, Well, thank you for
helping out because you have no idea what my daily
my daily routine with my mom is. You have no
idea what it is. So thank you for helping and
taking her out to get her hair done. You kill
them with kind. That's it. That's that's worth it? Man,
what is it? You get more flies with sugar, that's right,
that's right. And a black or a bear the sweet
of the juice. That's what I've heard too. Look, we

(26:48):
kept back. We'll knock out some headlines.

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One unch Boy Seven's the XL South Jerseys the rock
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a number one preset. All right, So off your wife.
I guess she just has to do with the Shador Sanders. Yeah,

(27:21):
she's back after the bird. You can rip it apart
the Eagles as well too. We got some talkbacks from her. Yeah,
my wife. She gets a very very very very very
very upset when when I say something and she thinks
it's wrong on the radio. Well, when you question her
football knowledge, and that's what it sounds like. You were
questioning her getting in the football. Now she's dated NFL

(27:41):
players really and you so I was so like, I
know she's got legit. You know. Look, I get it,
but yeah, I think I think he was cut. He
was I want to know what player? Yeah, right, right,
right local. Once again, I've never played in the NFL.
I gotta give he got credit. He got in the
NFL a little bit.

Speaker 7 (28:01):
I had to explain to her who Dion Sanders is.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
No, you didn't.

Speaker 7 (28:06):
You don't have to explain anything to me. I know
who he is. Didn't like from back then, don't like him.
Nally's two cocky. I did not feel bad for his son.
I think it was a lesson learned for his son.
Your dad could act like that, shouldn't but.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
Ken, you can't.

Speaker 7 (28:20):
You got to earn that. You can't come me out
of the gate with that cockiness. No team's gonna want
to deal with that.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
And I agree with her. She's right, Jack left over
the weekend. Yeah, excuse next up, ESPN.

Speaker 7 (28:33):
And before you say, I don't nobody don't you know? No,
you don't know. You don't you don't stop mine, just
admit it.

Speaker 8 (28:41):
You don't.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
You don't.

Speaker 7 (28:42):
You don't say the things that you say, jord in
the season, after the season, after a win, after a loss,
after the Super Bowl, the things that you say, you
don't say that if you like them, you don't, it's cool.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
You're a hater.

Speaker 9 (28:54):
You don't like them.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
They try a teacher. You gotta put context what you're
talking about. I want to say that Jailen Hurts. What
is she talking?

Speaker 6 (29:01):
Hold on?

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Hold on, I got another one. Let me get to
the other one. Maybe this makes more sense.

Speaker 7 (29:04):
Hold on, you keep trying to push this McNabb too
agenda on the Birds and I got on their seat
and you did it with Jalen and aj and now
you're doing it with Jalen and Sahuan. Just say you
don't like Jalen. This is our biggest fight all season long.
You don't like him, you got a problem.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
That's a you problem.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
Makes sense. Now you don't like Jailen Hurt. It's okay.
I think we're going with that. Obviously, you don't you
rip on them all season long? Is it my fault
to him and A J. Brown didn't get along last
two seasons ago? Listen, this is gonna be a thing, man,
And I think it is, Like, look, look, Jalen is
not a superstar. He's a good quarterback. Hopefully he stays
with the Eagles and stays healthy. But I don't think

(29:43):
he's this superstar of a quarterback. God, there's more pairs
in New Jersey than any other states in America.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
There's more bears first.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
Capital than any other states. This fact.

Speaker 10 (29:55):
Look it up.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
You need to get your fact straight. Did you know
that there's no bears on New Jersey than anywhere else?
She's talking to you? Was that me?

Speaker 5 (30:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (30:03):
You yes, you were talking about bears and uh and
you had said something about in Jersey at least we
don't have any bears. Well, I know we have. I
see him on my ring camera in Tennessee and then
we talked about the bear running up the black walking
shot a ton of black bears. We do know that, sir,
in the northwest part of the state, there are a ton.
We get it, thank you. So I heard when Jojo

(30:25):
went again his prostate exam.

Speaker 9 (30:27):
He walked to the room and said, hey, doctor, where
should have hang out my pants?

Speaker 6 (30:30):
Doctor?

Speaker 1 (30:31):
She said, just put them over the chair next to mine.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
Okay. I got my my prostate exam over a couple
of days ago. It was uncomfortable. I felt violated. I
didn't like it all because for some reason it was
different this time. It was real different. Because the doctor
was wearing no paints.

Speaker 11 (30:45):
I heard, Jojo said, the best part of his prostate exam.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Well, the doctor was probing him. He had both his
hands on his shoulders. What that did that happen? Get
you want to talk to someone, Eric, run the next one.
I have some numbers I can give you, Jojo. At resorts,
they have a blackjack table where if the dealer has
twenty two, it's a push. They will not pay you.
But on that same table, if the deal is showing

(31:13):
a six or lower, they will give you a free
bet if you want to split your cards or double down.
So for twenty five dollars you can win seventy five dollars.
I don't get it. But hey, if I can win money, Yeah,
I don't get that. At I don't win those rules.
So that's a lot to tack in. That's not if

(31:33):
you go to twenty two, that's not blackjack. No, you're
not busting. The whole point is trying to get the
deal to bust. And then if you're busting a lot
of twenty two, Okay, so if they if they throw
cards down and they're under six, then they allow you
a free double down. Yeah, if the dealer's showing a six,
they're gonna have to thro but they have to stay on.
They have to stay on sixteen or seventeen. But very often,
like if the deal is showing like a I never

(31:56):
heard the twenty two thing that's now. I don't know.
I'll be honest, I can't tell you. I think it
was at Hairs years ago. I remember playing War like
with the card. It's like you flip over card War.
I got taken by like I was like fifty dollars
pretty quick. I was playing War right before Hilton closed down.
I was playing uno Oh, Paper Scissors, Rock. Why not?

(32:16):
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I love frash, anything thirty on anything, racket rock, roughing, frash. Hey,
here's some trash for you. Remember yesterday I talked about

(44:18):
John Elway's agent. He died or he uh, I believe
he's on life support. Yeah, he got hit. He was
in the back of a golf cart. Right, He's in
a golf cart. Well, more details came out. John Elway
was driving the golf cart. Oh oh dude, Yeah, but
they got hit by a car. Right was did John

(44:41):
have a couple beverages because that's a dewey. If he did,
that's a dewey and his buddies could die and his
buddy his buddies on life support. Do you think because
it's a golf court golf cart, this is all I think?
This is all because of Coachella. They were in a
music festival. But what John John Elway's not a Coachella No,
really he was a dork when he played. I can't

(45:03):
imagine John Elway. I mean John John's gotta be one
in the sixties. So he's at Coachella, his buddy's in
a golf cart. Obviously they must have had a drink
or two, okay, allegedly, Yeah, and then somebody, somebody in
a car hit the back of the golf cart. This
is sticky, man, I don't know. This is sticky. Widget.
Like if you told me John Elliott was driving and
they drove off a cliff, then it's John Elway's fault.

(45:24):
But somebody hit the golf cart. But okay, was the
golf cart not supposed to be where it was? Like, well,
once again, a car is gonna win every time. Yeah,
that's what I always say about these stupid laws we
have about you gotta stop for pedestrians, right, like crosswalks
and stuff. No, no, no, the car wins every time, right,
Like I get these people, man. You go to the
shore towns and though, dude, they'll just walk out into

(45:48):
the road and with that, like with a baby stroller
and be like you have to stop for me. No, no, no,
I shouldn't have to stop for you. You should stop,
just like we did for hundreds of years. Right, we've
had cars now one hundred and fifty years. Right, for
one hundred and fifty years, you stopped at a corner
and then waiting for the light to turn, and then

(46:09):
that's when you walked across the street. And the problem
is is if you're wrong, then you're dead, dead dead.

Speaker 4 (46:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
Those golf carts too, man, you feel entitled in that
golf cart, almost like you're on a bike. You're just
scooting around the short town. You know, you got the
boogeyboards strapped to the back with a bunch of cords.
You got a drink in your hand. Nah, man, it's
still a vehicle, dude. I'll tell you what. Man, Billy
Ray Cyrus, he's got this thing where he's got like
a wig on his head or something. You know, this
is this is not this is Miley Cyrus's dad. You

(46:37):
know what do you have? Boot scooting boogie? What was
that song?

Speaker 6 (46:40):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (46:40):
You breaking he breaky heart? What are you trying to
keep the mullet going? Because he had he was famous
for his mullet. Dude, that's that thing. You're famous for
your hair, So I guess you gotta keep it. But
now he's dating Elizabeth Hurley, who I mean, she's in
her fifties but smoking hot. So if this is true,
good for Philly Race Cyrus. Dude, it looks like a
dead animal's on his head. Yeah, it's that bad, right,
it's a dead animal.

Speaker 13 (47:01):
Now.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
I don't think he has much to do with his
kid anymore. I think he had kind of a falling
out with Miley, with Miley and the mom, and then
there's a couple of other kids. Congrats to Gal Gadot.
You know who that is? I don't. That's wonder Woman.
Oh she's She was just in a huge bomb called
snow White. But she just turned forty, So congrats to Galt.

(47:26):
Was she playing snow White? Was she like a witch
or something? The evil Queen, the evil queen? Wowe for her?
The problem was, dude, the movie was a bomb. There's
a whole like you could go down a wormhole with
the Snow White production. She was hotter than snow White, right,
that's the problem. So that's the problem. The whole thing
was snow White was this beautiful, angelic thing, and the

(47:48):
evil Queen was the evil Queen. But now you have
Gal Gadot. Dude, they're on the like the red carpet
doing press gala. Gadatt is smoking hot compared to this
dumb snow white. Her witch costume should look like that
woman costume, low cut, little skirt. Will wrap it up
with this. Larsa Pippen, that is Scottie Pippen's ex wife
who was dating Michael Jordan's son. Which, what a way

(48:11):
to get back in Jordan, right? You know Scotty and Jordan.
Scotty always says this, they were great teammates, but they
were never friends, right, and then he sies his ex
wife on Jordan's son. Yeah, dude, I don't know what's worse.
Is it worse for Scotty or is it worse for Michael?
Does does Jordan ask his son to ask his girlfriend

(48:33):
how Scotty's doing well? Now? Well, Michael Jordan's son and
her broke up. So now she's got a new NBA boyfriend?
How old is Scotty Pippen's wife? Larissa Pippen has a
new boyfriend. His name is Shaquille O'Neal. She's I guess
she's part of a Real housewives show, Real Housewives Miami.
She's dating a thirty one year old basketball player, Jeff Obie.

(48:57):
She's a good looking broad. Yeah, I'm sure. I mean,
I guess good for Scotty must have pulled her when
she was super young. Man, I've gotta be a hot
fifty year old. If she's laying down with a young
NBA player like that doesn't give her age. I mean,
she's hot. She was dating Marcus Jordan for the last
couple of years. Of course, Scotty can't even turn on
a basketball game now, dude, I know, right, Like it's

(49:20):
bad enough. Man, every documentary it's Jordan, Jordan, Jordan, Jordan,
Jordan Jordan, and now it's like you turn on TMZ
and it's like your ex wife is banging my good
Jordan's son. There you go, some trash for you. Hey,
good morning z XL. Hey, how are you what you

(49:43):
did win? You did win? Yes, okay, but what did
you win.

Speaker 10 (49:48):
To get to see somebody else?

Speaker 3 (49:52):
Okay, let's I'm wanna clear this up. Now that's what
you want. It's not exactly Foreigner. It's Lou Graham, the
original voice of Foreigner, Are right, and that's the Big
eighties rock show Steve Algary, who used to do us
sing for Journey. He's part of the show. It's gonna
be a great time ocean. Uh and uh tickets available now. Yeah,
I want to think of Foreigner. I think of Jimmy Graham,

(50:13):
so he I think of Lou Graham when I think
of Foreigner. So Jimmy Graham is a local comedian. It
would be weird if he was the lead singer of Foreigner.
What's your name? My name is Stephanie, Okay, Stephanie? And
what do you do for a live and we'll make
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What do you do?

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I work for the government.

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you stephan stephan No, you know, I.

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Usually go by stepher or my family called mee and
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Dude.

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(51:23):
called jack and and so like, sometimes I'll have to
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(51:43):
how's the budget? Look? What do you what do you
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She works, she works over with the Fox. Did Doge
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Been around? That's the Elon's over in eh T making
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He was getting a watch battery put in.

Speaker 11 (52:08):
We're definitely waiting to see him roll it.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
But it would be pretty cool, Like I know, like
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even though he's the one firing you.

Speaker 6 (52:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
Yeah, it'd be cool to be fired by he's got
the chainsaw.

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It would be cool that Clinton's just flew in on Friday?

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One air Force one uses that all the time, so
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Speaker 5 (52:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (52:50):
I don't know, but I think I think it has
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Speaker 3 (53:04):
If I saw Bill Clinton at the Forcata, dude, oh my,
that would be awesome him. Monica Lewinsky is just hanging
out in a sweet All right, look, Stephanie, you got
the tickets. Lou Graham of Foreigner over at Ocean. We're
gonna hook you up right, Okay, what do I need
to do? You should stay on hold? Okay? Yeah, he
little mouthy Jesus christ Man. Hold going, Stephanie, Okay, thank you.

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Conversation got a little awkward there. Well, I'm having a
morning all right, you are in the morning. Look, poor Stephanie.
We apologize Stephanie. Everybody. He took some heat. I apologize.
She took shrapnel she shouldn't have taken. Let's take a
quick break and relaxed. Say you know what, I gotta
do some breathing exercises. We get back. I got some
headlines X Morning Show. Hey, that's us one hunch point

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seven is the XL South Jersey rock station. Hello, high
out there. Uh dude, I'll tell you what, man, I
thought this would never make a comeback, and I'm seeing
it more and more, especially with aging rock stars. So
never thought this would because when we were growing up,

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old guys would have these and it was so blatant
and so obvious. This is the tank top a two
pay Ooh dude, remember growing up you would have that
grandfather of that uncle and he would have that bad
two pay dude, just a rug sitting on top of
that head. Well, now I'm seeing these celebrities, man, and
I look in the world of hair transplants, they've come

(54:40):
a long way. Sure, So I'm like, it shocks me.
I guess it's a cheaper way to go. And now,
like you know, I'll talk to my wife and she's like, no,
it's extensions. So they'll take whatever they have and try
to extend it out. But that was the combover back
in high school. Teacher had it my dad. My dad
had a comb over from the seventy until he died,

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right Like, my dad was mister comb Over. And so
I'm watching these celebrities. I watched TMZ. We talked about
it in trash Billy Ray Cyrus. Dude, he's going out
with this uh, this hot bro, this actress Elizabeth Hurley.
And dude, there's pictures of him. He's got this mop

(55:22):
on top of his head. It looks like he took
you went to the dollar tree. He bought an old
mop and he put it on top of his head.
But see, now, like you should be able to do
a better job. Better job, dude, that's his mullet. Man,
he needs that mullet. You take that mull away. All
his powers in his mull He wrote that song because
he had the mullet. One of the funniest ones I

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ever saw. Well, okay, a big thing is you got it.
You gotta do it with age. Matthew McConaughey, I love
I'm a big dude. I got you talk about a
man crush. I got a man crush on Matthew McConaughey.
Love him right. But the dude lies about his hair
hair plugs. The dude was bald in the late nineties.
Like he was bald. He has a mugshot where they

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got the top of his head. He's bald. He got
really he's got a lot of money. When you have
a lot of money, you get really good hair transplants.
In his book, do you know he tried to say
that it was a shampoo. He used just come out, man, say, dude,
I got not like. Also, there's a great, a very
funny comedian, younger guy, a couple of years younger than me,
Dan Soder Dude. He came out and said, dude, I

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got hair plugs. He goes, he goes, it's you know,
my girlfriend was telling me you look like you're thinning.
And he got hair plugs. He's got some money now,
and he was like, and dude, I'm proud of it.
It's like going to the dentist and getting veneers like Joe.
Bucky came out. He's on TV and he's Harry. He
looks and he looks great with hair'll just come out
and say it like women. Women don't hide it. Yeah,
they got fake boobs, the lips are done. The botox.

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Everyone's hitting botox. It it's okay for that to do it.
Come out. This is our boatox guy, Dude, I'm not kidding.
I was watching Billy Corgan from The Smashing Pumpkins does
a podcast now and he had the Delio brothers. He
may not know the name. They're the two brothers in
stp right, because Scott Wiland was the guy, right, but
they were the They were the guys behind Scott Wiland
and very talented guys from Jersey by the way. So

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the one brother he's been balding for years, right, and
he's got the widow's peak.

Speaker 8 (57:15):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
They're on this podcast and now these guys are in
their early sixties. This one brother has a head of hair.
It looks like a lion. He has a mane of hair, beautiful, right, dude,
it looks like a helmet on his head and like, dude,
you're in your sixties. I know that's not your hair.
It's not your hair, like what you woke up that

(57:37):
morning and looked in the mirror and said, this looks good.
My old neighbor man older couple, right, kids are grown
out of the house. He would be out there mowing
the lawn and it's dark as it's jet black. I'm like, bro,
even a buddy of mine, like his beard and everything.
It's jet black. I get to dye the dying of
a beer jet black? Are you pretty much telling everybody, Hey, yes,

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I do diet. I'm not hiding it. It's black. But
it looks weird on a guy to have iholack hair
because I know things go in cycles, right A lot
of times now, like the nineties are real into kids
and stuff, so a lot of nineties fashion is in
right if somehow to pay cycle back in. Dude, I
thought those things were gone. Yeah, like I thought that

(58:18):
was I thought they were going twenty years ago. Remember
Maury's wigs didn't come off, you know. They's wigs even
had a number. I think the last four they just
were w I g s. Dude, it's I'm looking at
these celebrities and I'm like, I get it. You want
to talk about a hair transplant. And there are guys
who are notorious. Elton John, Elton John. He bucked the trend.

Speaker 6 (58:41):
He just was.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
He was bold in the I'm Still Standing video. Two
years later, Fool had hair and has never talked about
it again. Yeah, I'm like super gray on top and
I thought about it, put a little bit of color
back in my hair. But no, because you're gonna bust
if everybody's gonna say it. There are two things, man,
when you know, get some money, I'd like to get
veneers and dude, I do a little hair plug action. Yeah,

(59:04):
like you clean up up there a little bit. But uh,
billy your head, man, I'll be calling you out for that. Billy.
Bob Thornton is another one. I love that show, Uh
what's it? Oil Man or Land. But his hair is
so distracting because it's a he's had. He's been bald
for thirty years and he goes and does these movies.

(59:27):
Trevolt is another one. He puts these wigs on his
head and you're like, we know you're bald. Don't touch
the hair. MA touch the hair. It becomes such a thing.
Peter Frampton has been very open about that that his
career tanked, and he said it's because of my hair.
I was a teen idol and I had this beautiful

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locks of hair and when you lose that hair, you
kind of lose Mojo. Take justin Timberlake, take his hair away.
He's not justin Timberlake. We play the guy who the
guy Brett Michaels from Poison. The dude has been bald
since the nineties. He actually staples a wig to his
wicker cowboy hat and puts it on his head, drives

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to pull it off. And dude, he did a reality
dating show, he would be in a hot tub with
hot chicks with the stupid wig on his head. Yeah,
it's like when girls used to stuff their brawls with tissues.
It's like, yeah, little deceiving. Yeah, yeah, you lay out
with Brett Michaels. The hair it comes off with the
cowboy hat. It's not Brett Michaels anymore. And for the
most part, these guys will look good and having a

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bald head isn't a thing, like, you know, you're not
gonna be Telly Savali's like, it's a look. Now, guys
can look cool with a bald head. But you gotta
be on steroids and you gotta have it Jack. You
don't want to be the fat guy, bold guy, because
the fat guye bald guy. It's a tough one. Yeah. Yeah,
look we get back, man, We'll do a thing called
You think you have a bed, you think you got

(01:00:56):
it bad. I don't think we have it bad. I
guess some guys in the UK stole a six million
dollar gold toilet. At that point, you're just wasting money.
You're just you have enough money. You're just throwing it right,
throwing it all away. And Kid Rock did that with
his house. Yeah, gold like the gold elevator and stuff.
Has a whole bathroom. It's all gold, including the toilet.

(01:01:18):
It looks like it looks a little it's like a
Trump casino little gold. Yeah. So I guess this was
an art piece titled America, right, So I guess it
was a dig atas and it was a toilet that's
eighteen carrot gold. It was stolen. And so now they've
been convicted in Core and it looks like so this

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happened in twenty nineteen. They were convicted and they're getting
two years in jail for stealing the gold toilets a
lot of work, man, you got to make sure you
shut the water valve off and you got to pull
the toilet off, and how backed up or courts that
if it was in twenty nineteen, you're just getting sentenced now.
I never understood that with core. Dude, court takes like
for what like why, like you did something wrong, A

(01:02:04):
judge or jewelry has to figure it out and then
you get sentenced. But dude, I know people, it's like
ten years they still have court cases going on, Like
they should have a woodshed behind every courtroom. And then
when you get when you get sentence life, you know
you're gonna get the you know you're supposed to be killed.
You take them behind the woodshed and do it. Then. Dude,
there was a guy I want to say Georgia where

(01:02:26):
he was sentenced to life and he asked for the
death penalty. He goes, I don't want to have to
spend I don't want to have to spend life in jail.
Can you just kill me? Yeah? Did they do it?
I think they're dealing with that now. And it's one
of these questions of I mean, okay or is the
jail sentence. The jail sentence, you know, like your punishment

(01:02:47):
is that you have to spend life in jail. You're
supposed to suffer with a boyfriend for the rest of
your life. Sure, let's see here this We talked about
this the other day, where if you live somewhere with
their and then a guy called the South, which, by
the way, I know guy you called the South. We
talked about bears, and you would talk about how I

(01:03:07):
remember that we had a bear down here in South
Jersey not that long ago, and we did, and we
talked about how I don't want to really live in
a place with bears. And a guy writes back, he
writes to us, he shoots this message and he's like, youdo.
New Jersey has the most amount of bears the per state.
And I was like, I know, but it's only in

(01:03:28):
like the northwest part, like the part that is attached
up up near Pennsylvania. Right, it's up there. I get
a Chicago, it's by Action Park, that's right. Richard Dent
lives all over North Jersey. So I get it. But
I love him, you you know, yeah, I get it.
There's bears in New Jersey. But not here. There's not

(01:03:51):
bears in May's Land. I don't expect to see it
running down the Black Horse Pike. That's the problem. So
we talked about how like it sucks. Man. You see
these videos on YouTube. A woman coast put her groceries
in the house. Next thing she knows a bears in
the back of her car. Well, this happened. This was
in let's see, this was in Los Angeles, which I

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guess is another place you don't expect to see a bear.
I guess so, man, because it is the mountains, they
can come down the mountains. I think there's a bear
on the California flag. And yeah, so there's a lot
of bears in California, right, don't write in we know
there's bears in California. So a woman found a bear
in her car, so she called authorities. It wasn't a bear.

(01:04:33):
It was a guy in a bear suit. Oh that's
pretty awesome. Yeah, he fell asleep in the back of
her car while wearing a bear suit. I got more
questions for the story. Where was he coming from? Where'd
he get this awesome bear suit? I have a bear suit.
I have a bear rug. So sometimes to creep out
the kegs. I'll come out of the woods with it
over top of my head. But I don't have a
full bear suit like that. That's pretty cool. I thought

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you were gonna say a gay guy. That's just Harry,
because that's what they call the gay guys. He's called
a bears. Yeah, me and you I think would be bears.
We would be bear certainly. A Maryland high school athletic
director is facing criminal charges after police said he used
AI to make his principles seem like he was a racist.
This is where AI is gonna bite us in the

(01:05:15):
ads because we're gonna use it for wrong. You know.
It's like, uh, it's like that superhero thing thing you have,
use your power for good. Yeah, well, we're gonna have
this unbelievable AI power and you know we're gonna screw
it up. So what do they put his face on?
I guess a racist person. I guess AI used his
voice to make them say all kinds of racist Stuff's terrible.

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So the guy was arrested and charged with stalking, theft
and disruption of school operations, and retaliation against the witness.
I guess him and the principle didn't get along. Yeah,
back in the day, you better do a good principal impression.
So you didn't have AI back then? Yeah yet? Actually, yeah, dude.
I remember I had a girlfriend and uh, her dad

(01:05:58):
found out she was at my house, was having a part.
We were having a party. No parents were home, so
her dad calls my house house phone dude. So she goes,
what do I do? And I go, I'll pretend to
be my dad. Okay, dude, I gotta say for being
a sixteen year old dude, I balls. I picked the
phone up and I'm like, hello, this is mister Riley. Yeah,

(01:06:24):
she was picked up mighty quick from my house. You
didn't believe it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He never liked me
after that. There you go. Those people, they've a bet
you not so much. Why don't Point seven ZXL, South
Jersey's rock station ZXL Morning Show. My video games are
behind me. My video game days, I don't do it anymore.
I to buy the New Man in fifty years one.

(01:06:45):
Decided to retire video game and cut it off at
forty nine. Although my kids want me to get into
it because they play like these games. But I'm now
the dad where I'm not very good at these games.
And they're better than me. I'm like, I'm not gonna
get involved. I remember having my dad play Techmobile. My
dad's like, dude, my dad grew up. He was born
in forty four. Like he's like him trying to figure

(01:07:05):
out Nintendo. What am I doing? Yeah, he goes, just
get out of here. So my uh soa. So, our
kids got this this Oculus game and they play, they
play sometimes put it on. It's nuts. It takes you,
it really is. It takes you out of reality, like
you can see how this virtual world could be your world.
I have to go and like, so I cleared out
our basement. I have to make them go do it

(01:07:27):
down there because they get so out of control. Because
it's my it's my twenty two year old. We'll do
it with the twelve year old. Dude. They've almost taken
out TVs. Yeah, because when you have the thing on,
you can't see. And I'm like, guys, I can't have
you do it where expensive stuff is because you're knocking
over Yeah. The uh the little guy took a he
took a controller to the chin because the other guy

(01:07:49):
was playing the Star Wars lights Are game. I mean,
I don't know buddy, don't get into it, I said, dude,
go to the basement. I go. The worst you could
do is punch the water eater. So now there's a
game for the oculist. I hear from my son's jiu
jitsu teacher. His kids found it. Somehow. He found this game.
It's really Oculus. It's called bar Fight, right, It's exactly
what you think it's gonna be. Yeah, you put the

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Oculus on. You virtually are walking through a bar and
you run and shove people, and after you shove them,
you're now fighting. Now two things come out of this.
First of all, I think it's awesome because I didn't
get jar fights, but I don't know to virtually get
in a bar fight to just beat guys up. I
think it's pretty cool. So we grew up with Roadhouse. Yes.
Second of all, you get a little bit of an exercise.
This is a game I can get into. It's exactly

(01:08:32):
what you say is when you're the dick in the
bar that walks in and for no reason at all,
you bump into somebody. Only thing I've ever done in Oculus.
When my son got at the first time the game
that came with it, I think was boxing. So it's
the only thing I've ever done. Boxing is pretty cool, man,
That's why I and dude, it is a workout. The

(01:08:53):
only problem is you're sweating with that stupid thing on
your head. Yes, the thing is all yeah, if I
can somehow get in that to a pair of Oakley
glasses and not that big master thing on my head, yes, yeah,
because I got introduced to it to that for that
boxing game. It was like, really real, man, I think
that's it came with it and so but once again
you're ye, I got this stupid thing on your head

(01:09:15):
and you're sweating. It's it's stuck to your head. It's
it's it's it's uh what's that called it? When it
it's fogging up because your stupid body heat. I tried
the I tried the Black Chain. No, it was poker.
It's like online poker whatever. It wasn't for money, it
was just for you know whatever. I tried playing with
a poker but I, for some reason, they knew I

(01:09:36):
was new because you had to like reach down with
the paddle to grab your cards and I couldn't do
it the right way, and it looks like I was
stroking out like my player kept glitching and they're like,
he must be new And then I got out of
that room pretty quick. But uh, bar fight. I'll let
you know how it is. I am probably going to
invest some money in bar Fight because I think it
will be on your head. It would be an awesome game. Yeah,

(01:09:56):
you talk about the headset when I played Madden, this
looks even more ridiculous. Is I really do believe this
generation because they talk about how like guys are emasculated
now A lot of it is because, dude, these women
they walk into a room and here's a guy with
a headset on playing video games instead of like showing
his wife attention or maybe getting laid. Yeah, that guy

(01:10:18):
used to work on cars. Yeah, it'll work on cars anymore.
That guy was working on an oil rig right back
in the day. Now he's sitting there with a headset
on and his wife maybe is all horned up and
he's like, no, sorry, honey, I'm playing Cold Duty. Yeah,
what's cool? Or that? Or sharpening a lawnmower blade? You
know that sharp lawnmower blade. I would love to take

(01:10:39):
our dads and show them how guys are now. Dude,
I mean my dad my dad wasn't the manliest man,
but the dude could work on an engine right that
the guy could take care of himself. You show dude
here and here dad here, No, no, this guy plays
eight hours of video games that night. If they knew
that was gonna happen World War two, they would have
laid their guns down and said, just take the tree,

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just please. Yes, you're much manlier than us. Come on in, come,
come in, come in, invade us. Everybody. Thanks to your calls,
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