WEDNESDAY 4-9-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Wake up, Wake up, ye wake up, don't sleep, wake up.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
In a world of jol mediocre radio, in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, comparing
and educated radio and stand about all the rest.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
And this show isn't it? Hey?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Man?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
What's happening? Good morning everybody, Good morning South Jersey. Yeah,
but it doesn't sound like either of us had a
great night's sleep. Awful. That's what I can't sleep. I
can't sleep more than six hours a night. Lady was born,
which is fine. Like my wife and I we tried
like every night to do something together. It be it

(01:06):
either sit and makes you you sit down and have
dinner together because our schedules are so different. Man, she's,
you know, we're wrapping up the show. She's starting her day.
I'm wrapping up my day. She's just getting home from
work right now. She's you know, doing boxing classes and stuff.
So our date night for the last couple the last
week or so is or two weeks, it's been White Loadus, Right,
come home. Watch a couple episodes of White Loadus. Go

(01:28):
to bed after that, Dude, it's like ten thirty. Who
wakes me up? Midnight? She wakes me up, and then
midnight becomes I'm hearing things in the house. I got
a walk. Now, you know how easy it is just
to get up and start walking around the house and
then go right back to sleep. Yeah, when your heart's
racing because you think someone jumped through the window downstairs.
I get back in the bed and it's like, what

(01:49):
did you check on Jamison? Right, that's our little guy.
And I said, yeah, it's his door shut. He's good,
he's in his bedroom. Well is he in there? I
was like, what go? This isn't taken right, Aliens didn't
abduct him. So then I gotta get up. I gotta
open up the door. Yeah. Sleep, and it should be.
It's midnight on a school night. Yet you sleep. These
things will never happen. Now we see everything with cameras

(02:11):
and what could have come in there and just steal them,
And it's not like, but here's my thing. Really, unless
you know the layout of someone's house, it's not like
people have valuables out the way they used to, right,
Like you used to be able to run into a
house and I don't know steal a radio, a TV,
something like that. But like at this point, you're not

(02:31):
gonna steal my eighty five inch TV. Yeah, if you do,
it's like it was three ninety nine. Ye, not that
big of a deal anymore. Like that's I had gold barstock.
It is unless you have unless they know a lad,
if you have a safe or something like that. A
lot of times guns are the thing that they're going after.
But just to do the break in, to break into
someone's house. Yeah, you know, look, I get it. People

(02:54):
used to have buckets of cash laying around under their
bed because they didn't trust bangs. People don't do that
anymore now, you know. And like even if you stole
my phone, Okay, I called the company and it gets
shut off within an hour. Like I'm up last night
at one o'clock. I go and take a pee and
I go back to lay it back into bed. Now
I'm wide awake and I'm laying there. Now things start

(03:14):
going to my head, like my my leaf blower the
cord pulled off over the weekend. Yeah so now no, no,
it's called an anxiety attack. It chops in my head.
Why am I worried about this? So now I go
can I go to home depot and find the exact
same one, buy it and then put y'all went back
in the boxer, return it back to depot and get
my two fifty nine back. Like I'm thinking about that
at one fifteen. Then I want to wake I I'm

(03:35):
as well just get up and go to work. Yeah
the other night that happened. Man, I'm thinking about like
a couple we went on vacation with I don't know,
seven years ago, and I'm like, we didn't really hang
and stay friends with them. I wonder if I did
something on vacation with them to insult them. Why Why
is that just popping in your head? Like over here?
Less about why that pops in my head? And you're right,

(03:58):
it was like two thirty in the morning. Yeah, I'm like,
why am I thinking of this? Yep? I don't know, man,
they will they in Ireland they call it Irish guilt.
It's usually the alcohol leading your body and it makes
you have like an anxiety attack and wide awake at
one Like, I'm like, I just there's nothing. I'm wide awake.
I don't want to go back to sleep, well, especially
with us, man, you know, three forty five is about

(04:18):
my time that to get the day started, and at
one o'clock it's that make or break, Like, Okay, do
I try and get some more sleep or do I
just I just bite the bullet and be tired the
next day and just start my day. Yeah, you'll feel
worse if you go back to sleep for that out
and a half when you wake up. Dude, Sometimes everybody
to get somebody like you texting me after I was

(04:40):
trying to sleep. Yeah, I'm all my way in comes
going in. Come on, let's do it. You can keep
that news to yourself. It's one hundred seven is the
excels outres just rock doing line. I can all write
it and we'll do it. Lit and things sucks. I'm Scotty,
good morning. He's some news. Foult youse Tvo Dotel Dottail

(05:02):
do Tail, a World Series Championship pitcher and former Major
League Tony Major leaguer Tony Blanco, were among the nearly
one hundred people who died following the collapse of a
roof at a Dominican Republican nightclub yesterday. Yeah, du this
was a tough one because some video came out of
it actually happening. Dotel I want to say, that's how

(05:24):
you pronounce his name. Was a native of Santo Domingo,
the capital city of the Dominican Republican was inside jet
Set Nightclub early Tuesday when the roof fell has singer
Ruby Perez performed on stage. It looks like over one
hundred people are dead. I just don't trust outside of

(05:44):
this country, for like, I don't know structures to hold
a massive amount of people. Major League Baseball Commissioner Rob
Manfred also said that Dominican baseball player Tony Blanco was
killed in the collapse. We were at Can't Kuna spring Break,
decided I thought it'd be smart to kick the elevator door. Well,
yverd it. It got stuck on like the five and
a half four, right, So I'm wait, and I'm like,

(06:07):
there's no way these guys are gonna hear walkie talkies.
No way they're gonna get us out of this thing.
I need Everyta hotel to look like the White Lotus.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
If you're a wait, dude, I'm two episodes in. Yeah,
I still just don't get it yet. You look confused.
I just don't get it, Like there's no storyline like
slow Burn it's a slow burn, okay, you kind of
it's it's I told you you got to dedicate some
time to it, especially the first season. I didn't love
the first season.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
If your kids want to hang out at the Cherry
Hill Mall on Saturday nights, you got to find someone
who's an adult. The mall's implemented and even the board
walks down here doing it now a parental supervision policy
to provide what they are calling a safe and family
friendly shopping experience. The rule took effect April fifth, requires
minors under eighteen to be accompanied by a parent or

(06:54):
guardian who is twenty one or older. I got no
problem with it, man, it gets a little dicey now,
even on the boar Walk. We talked about it over
the weekend. If we can take our kids to like,
I don't know, so to boardwalks, it's it's all teenagers now,
and they're not just having fun. Chaos. Chaos. Yeah. So,
I think Ocean City has an age thing they implement

(07:15):
and Wildwood I think has an age thing they're implementing.
And you have people the mall that want to go
out there and spend real money. Ain't gonna worry about
you know, not a rear raff. I'm sure they get,
you know, shoplifting and everything else like Jurassic Park. For
the first time ever, scientists say they have made a
species d extinct, bringing the dire wolf back into the
world thousands of years after it died. Offs. Right, those

(07:37):
stupid wolves that everyone went nuts about. They used to
roam North America when it extinct about twelve thousand years ago.
So Colossal is the name of the company. It said
it used DNA from a thirteen thousand year old tooth
and a seventy two thousand year old skull to a
now analyze the genome of the species and create three

(07:59):
healthy direwolf puppies. Didn't they put it in a husky though?
Or is it a wolf? Just they use like a
gray Yeah, they use like a gray wolf outline, but
then they use the DNA from the dire wolf. Who
knows that this is even real? It's stupid. If you're
gonna bring something back, impress me. Bring back that t
rex like they did in Jurassic Park. That is cool.
The guy brings out three little dogs look like puppies, right,

(08:22):
So I don't know, maybe he just got three puppies
and said, look they're dire Wolves. Uh that's news. What
about sports six Ers, Wizards, Tonight, Flyers, Rangers. That's gonna
be also this evening. Phil's lost to the Braves seven five.
Last night they do it again tonight's seven fifteen. Start
listening to the game right here at ZXL. We are
your official Philadelphia Phillies or ratio station. There you go,

(08:43):
that's news. That's sunny today hYP to fifty clear tonight
over low thirty nine tomorrow for your Thursday sun clouds
high up to fifty. It's thirty three outside right now,
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more shot. I feel I could be a veterinarian. I

(09:05):
was at the vet yesterday, spent three eighty eight. By
the way, dude, God bless you man. You got you're
going through with uh with not one but two dolls?
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, And I can't and have I know,
you got to take him to an obedience trainer. And
you're like, you don't even know what the price of
that is. Yeah, that could be ten thousand dollars when
I'll send who knows. I'm gonna say that you can't

(09:27):
walk into a vetna aarian office without dropping at least
a buck fifty. You're you know what, I will least
a per animal. You're at least a buck fifty. I'm
walking out. Mine's three eighty eight. The girl next to me,
she's checking out hers was like three something. I mean,
it's into three And if you can't pay it, do
they keep the animal? Good? Quinn? I thought about that.
Now listen, Luckily I'm in an okay situation. I can

(09:49):
I can pay that. But if I didn't have the
money to pay that, what what happens there? Am I
payment plans is some type of credit card? I can
put it on. You're gonna charge me interest? Like if
you can't leave the vet office by paying that bill,
I don't know what happens, dude, I'd say, what man?
I I had a great for sixteen years, had a
great beagle, Yeah right, and I did what you were

(10:10):
supposed to do those first couple of years. I would
take him to the vet and then he hurt his
leg and I remember, dude, it turned me off from veterinarians.
This one guy turn me off. He laughed in my face.
After he diagnoses the dog and goes, ooh, that's a
he said. He tours acl or whatever their dog's version
of that is. Yeah, he goes, this is this one's

(10:31):
gonna be expensive. Come on, man, you don't want to
hear that, dude, I said, I said, all right, thanks.
I said, look, we're gonna get a second opinion. I
went online. There was ways to uh that you could
like rehabit, and we did. Man, he lost weight and
he ended up being fine, living for another twelve years. Yeah,
my neighbor's dog did the same thing, tour something, some
cl whatever it is. Yeah, he didn't even get it addressed.

(10:53):
Like now that the dog doesn't run very well. Yeah,
it's about one hundred pounds overweight. It was my dog
that it's okay, it's getting better. I guess dude, that
that veterinarian turned me off to all veterinarians after that.
I didn't trust him. Now, this is because my dog
has these issues where you try to take something away,
he wants to bite your arm. It's called violence. So
say bring it in, let's let's do some blood work.
I'm like, okay, just blow. I don't know what this

(11:13):
is the blood work, and he's playing vampire exactly now.
I'm also I'm also walking into the office where two
weeks ago, I'm like, yep, gonna put the dog down.
What do we have to do? How are we gonna
make this work? Well, let's hold off, let's see, let's
see if he's a If he's a bad dog, let's
do some blood work. Maybe there's something going on it
makes him cranky. I was like, I don't know. Maybe
he's just a bad dog. He just likes to bite people,

(11:34):
and we can't have that. He's just in a bad mood.
I walk in yesterday many time I walk out three
eighty eight. They take him in the back. I don't know.
They drew blood. It can do some blood work. It
was a stool sample. I don't know what that cost.
Uh what else? It was some type of vaccine too, Like, well,
we suggest you get this and this and this. I'm like,
and once again, I'll tell you what it's gonna cost me.
I get to hit at the end. I gotta pay

(11:55):
the stupid bill. And it's one of those things where
you just don't know, like just take whatever the doctor
says is a yes. We had a friend who worked
with the tigers a great adventure. He's a friend of
the family, and he told her. She said, we don't
know what's going on. We can't answer dog the day
he bit your arm, I don't know that he have
did something happen to his body that he was hurting

(12:16):
that day he felt back. You don't know what's going
on with it. Taking a guest, I could take a guess.
People throw money at Sea World, right, and you're like,
look look at those trainers on those beautiful killer whales,
and then one rips the head off of one of
the trainers. That's my dog. That's my dog. True story,
by the way, true story. Ripped the head or literally
scalped the woman and killed her, then threw her on

(12:39):
his back like a trophy and swam around the pool.
They don't know what they're doing. They just hope that
they get in that pool and are able to get
out with all their limbs. It's in the name. It says, now,
I have a burn a doodle. I didn't buy a
killer bern adoodle or a biting burna doodle. I just
a burn a doodle. But you don't know. Yes, they

(12:59):
take him in a back and I come back. I
got a bill. I know he's got a bandage around
his leg and she's just feeling on the back legs.
Oh they feel good. I'm like, I could do that,
and it's not like the dog can say, hey, yeah, okay,
I was feeling like this and now I feel better.
I had a bad day. How about that. I had
a bad day. I bit my owner's arm. He's had
bad a couple of days. Yeah, yeah, that's what we're there.

(13:19):
I was at a party at your house over the weekend.
No dog to be found. Where were these killer dogs? Okay,
they were locked up upstairs in the bedroom. They were
in their crate with the door closed. Anyone let him
out through? No, no, no, they were not at all.
The party was like six hours. Yeah, well they were
a little pissed off when they got out and they

(13:41):
started just mauling anyone they could. Maybe that's why he's
biting for six hours. Look we uh, well, good luck
with that. But dude, it is man. You print money,
I guess me in a bed in the area, it's
a lot. Maybe you gotta you gotta cover, but other
than like the building, you're paying your rent. You gotta

(14:01):
pay employees. Ohn, that aren't you just printing money? Yeah,
it was a ten minute visit. Yeah. Uh, look we
get back. We'll do some rock news. Joe, Joe and
Scottie rock new news. There's some rock news for you.

(14:22):
A new Metallica movie is heading to North American theaters
to coincide with the band's upcoming m seventy two tour dates.
It's called Metallica Saved My Life. We'll explore the metal
giants positive impact on the lives of their fans. It
features the testimonies of Metallica fanatics from all walks of life,
along with insights from members of the band. Film has

(14:44):
not yet finished, but fans can watch a sneak peek.
I guess they're running trailers in theaters. Now you're the
acting in it. Is there a storyline that's a documented Well,
I'm sure they're gonna pop their heads in, but it's
gonna be interviewing fans talking about how great Metallica is
and how Metallica saves somebody's life. The closest we're gonna
get that has a concert end also has a uh

(15:10):
screening of the movie. It looks like we're gonna have
to head the Ben Sale in Pennsylvania, Jojo, not bad,
not terrible. We have to go to the amc N Shamity,
the Mi Shamity Mall.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Over.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
How do I know that money? Yeah? That was it was.
I think there is a the Shamity Mall was. I
think it's closed up. Yeah. Uh. Ben Sale in Pennsylvania.
That's where you go to watch the Metallica movie.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
And that's only running on one day. By the way,
May twenty four. The band the Eagles, they've announced their
final Spear concert dates of twenty twenty five. I guess
people like, look, I'm not a fan, but I guess
people go to this stupid sphere to see the stupid
band like the Eagles. Well, is that what the sphere is?

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Like?

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Somebody goes and they play for like three months straight
and then you move on to another band they're successful?
That what it is? Yeah, Dead and Company did that.
You just keep adding dates, man, if people keep buying tickets.
So they added a bunch of dates in April, so
now they they've sold out. So now we're looking at
September fifth, sixth, twelfth, thirteenth, and they've also added October third, fourth, tenth,

(16:22):
and eleventh. Oh, and a Halloween show October thirty first,
with three in November November first, seventh, and eighth. If
you want to see the Eagles at the Sphere, I
know people who love the Eagles have seen it and
said it was spectacular. But no, you won't. You wouldn't
catch me. Even if I got free tickets. You could
send me out the Vega and the caveat being I

(16:45):
have to go to the Eagle show, I would turn
down the trip to Vegas. Yeah, if you don't get
anything about it, if you're not a gambler, you hate
the Eagles. I mean it'd be cool to walk into
Spear and see. I've never been to Vegas, so to say,
But if the caveat was I had to go to
the concert, I would turn down the whole trip. Let's see.
Will you will wrap up rock news with this? I

(17:06):
know you're a big Slayer fan, Jojo know me. Slayer
announced the show in Hershey, Pennsylvania, September twentieth, and it's
a stacked lineup. You ready, Slayer's gonna take over the
chocolate capital of Pennsylvania bribery. So I'm in their fan
club and we get all the information first, but give
it to everybody else. It's not a fan club now,

(17:26):
as you're there at the Hershey Parks Theater or at
the Hershey Park Stadium, whatever they call it, it's the arena.
And when you smell everything, all the chocolately goodness, right,
it's like Milton Herschel is just pouring down chocolate on
your head. You can see Slayer with knocked loose, suicidal tendencies,

(17:49):
power trip, caa cavalera, an exodus. That's a good lineup, man,
that's a hard lineup. You know. That's in Hershey, Pennsylvania,
September twentieth. If you want to see Slayer and those
bands that I just said, a bunch of guys I

(18:09):
don't know, leather, vegetable bars. See everybody's arm, you can
see their arm hair, you can see where they used
to have bicep muscles. They're throwing Hershey kists out into
the crowd. Of course, nothing cooler and work more demonic
than that is there a Hershey kiss Hey guy, Hey, oh,
your family's out there. Get ready. Here's Blood on the
Devil part two and it now candy bars from Halloween.

(18:33):
Does anyone tried the volcanic explosion Reese's pieces yet, Uh,
there you go, he's the fires wheel. Dude. Yeah, this
is we love, buddy. It's some rock news for you.
Still getting around to that fix on your car? You
got this on eBay. You'll find millions of parts guaranteed
to fit. Doesn't well. Und point seven ZXL, South Jersey's

(18:55):
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the way this morning coming in, I found out a
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So I gave it to just text it and boomy. Yeah. Man, yeah, dude,

(19:18):
tell your friends and then make us the number one
pre set on your app? Is this white trash for
a white trash Wednesday? Is this white trash jojo or
just trash in general? By the way, your wife disputes
when you talk about how you belittle yourself about being trashy,
I'm like, nah, that does sound trashy. I because I go, like,

(19:40):
I'm route like my family is rooted in white trash,
and there's a part of me it's kind of proud
of that, and it's not. I look, I don't mean
like sleeping with your cousin type of white trash, like
like fun white trash like me and you like grew
up kind of eating the same bad food. You know,
you go and we've gone to the same divy ball.
I can throw one out right now. My kids decided

(20:02):
to take from a neighbor's house and old, beat up
little trampoline. They brought it down to my house two
weeks ago. Oh you probably saw when he came to
the party. Little trampoline right in my front yard has
no business being there. It's extremely trashy. Dude, my kids
trying out for baseball. I go, I buy them ten
dollars used cleats, Well, white trashy all you need, right,
that's all you need. Someone needed to get rid of

(20:22):
those cleats, and I bought them up. This someone brought
it to my attention, and it's trashy. I've done it.
I don't do it a ton. Have you ever gotten
cash back at a store? No, you're not talking about
a refund. You're talking about like you go up to
the counter, right, you're doing your checkout, and there's a

(20:44):
little prompt that comes up that says, would you like
to take ten twenty forty sixty dollars out? That's usually
because you don't have it in the bank. Well, well,
I mean no, it comes it comes from your account. Oh,
I thought you meant off a credit card, your credit
s what do they call that? It's like ninety seven
percent interest. Oh yeah, I did that once where I

(21:05):
had to get a car out of an impound lot
and I didn't have any money, Like I was in college,
and I took a cash advance. I took a cash
advance out on a discovered credit card. I sure did.
That's when you're in real trouble. No, this is cash back,
so it's attached to your debit card. But you go.
It's mainly like a CBS, maybe a Target, a Walmart,

(21:29):
some supermarkets do it, and it's like an easy way.
I don't have to hit the ATM. I can just
grab an extra twenty bucks. It'll add twenty dollars onto
your bill. And he shoots out a twenty dollar twenty
dollar bill a and you don't pay any interest on it.
It just takes it right out right now, it's just
part of your bill. It's just add twenty dollars more.
But you get it in cash. My buddy's like, dude,
that's trash, and I'm like, okay, I'm like, I can

(21:51):
see where he's coming from. That it's it is a
little trashy to take a cash advance out at a
Dollar General. But then, dude, I remember, I remember the
first time I ever saw someone do this, because you
remember me and you lived through the what it went
from you had to take cash out for the night
to like debit cards. Oh yeah yeah, and if some

(22:12):
reason the bank would let you overdraft, knowing you had
to pay that thirty three dollars pay night. I played
the overdraft game like a chant back in the day.
But this was my buddy. He would go we'd go
out for like a Friday night, right hitting the bars.
He would hit a CVS up and I remember CBS
had just gotten like the scanners for debit cards, not

(22:35):
like the cluck clunk machines for credit cards, and uh,
he goes to the lady. I think he was buying
condoms right like it's that. It's it was it was
your Friday night when you're in your early twenty you
need them. And he goes to the lady goes, I'll
take forty bucks out of that too. Well, he's a
high roller. And I go, what did you just do?
And he goes, cash back, dude, yeah, cash back, And

(22:58):
I go cash back. He goes, yeah, it's like hitting
an ATM, but you do it while you're checking out.
I done. I thought it was the coolest thing. I've
done it before where we need to cash for like
a birthday car. Yes, I do remember doing that. It
is convenient because here's how it's Trashy's like, you know
what you're doing. You might have the money in the bank.
I get it, but the woman has to go into

(23:19):
the register saying, oh my god, this scumbag just put
it on a credit card. Now he wants cash back.
There's some kind of scam going on a lot of times.
I know, guys. It's it's it's an easy way to
hide cash. So so you you're hiding so like you
don't want to see someone someone seeing what you're buying,
so so you you get the the cash out in

(23:42):
the transaction and then your wife or husband just sees
it on the she just sees you spend extra twenty
bucks a dollar. General. Now, my buddy that I talked
to not too long ago, we're talking about his gambling
issue and how he's gotten money. Now, I'll be great
for a gambler. Now he has a scam because buddies
would send him, they would venmo him. Okay, I be trying.
It is right. Somehow you would have money venmo to him,

(24:03):
but you couldn't take it out to the next day,
So he would have to venmo that money immediately to
somebody else. Now maybe because it's a pyramid scheme. Yes,
he would have to build it up eventually, but eventually
it will fall apart. He would have to take he
would have to get He would get money sent to him. Now,
if you send it to somebody else and they sent
it back, he could immediately withdraw it. If not that,

(24:25):
he had to wait for the next day. Dude, dude,
credit cards. Something happened. He had to go to court
for a credit card. So me, he must have had
it hooked up those credit card It was some scam
going on. Yeah again, gambling man, that was a way, dude,
we would find like we would do anything to find
fifteen bucks to take out the bar on a Friday night.
Like I remember, dude, I remember overdrafting my my checking

(24:46):
account by one hundred bucks. They would allow you to
take an extra one hundred dollars out, But then they're
viig was twenty five, and you know it because it
came out in parentheses. It's like, look, look, one hundred
and eleven dollars in parentheses, Like that doesn't mean you
have it, man, that you're under by like a like
by Saturday, I got my paycheck on Friday, it's gone.
By Saturday, I could take out an extra hundred come

(25:08):
out with seventy five in my hand. M hmm. That's
not bad. God damn those days. I remember that bad.
Except that you get your next check and you gotta
re you got then it just takes all the money
that you took out bag. It just takes it all back. Right,
you're you're you're behind four hundred. You put a six
hundred dollars check in and then you go back and
look and you're one hundred and fifty dollars you just

(25:28):
gave back. But yeah, you got through with my brother
he run. I told you he runs those payday loan
companies down in Delaware. Yeah, and dude, that's what he said.
These people it's one hundred percent vague sometimes where they
need a five hundred dollars payday loan and then they
have to pay five hundred dollars back. Dude, you're never
getting out of that. That's an endless cycle where you're
behind and your your checking you can't you can't even

(25:50):
deposit your check negative, go to a cash only man,
you're still paying thirty percent. I have played that game
where I'm negative in a checking account back, dude, is
back in your young days and I've had to cash
a paycheck because I didn't want it to go into
the bank because they would take out the cash that
I owed them all the good old days. Then the

(26:12):
phone call to the bank so you know what looks
like something messed up here, you gonna get that, and
they would say that sometime they refund you something. So
when you're walking out today, you're walking about in life.
I think, is taking cash back at like a dollar
General or a dollar Tree or a CBS is that

(26:33):
white trap. Somebody's doing it right now for cigarettes yeah, look,
we get back, we'll not gout some headlines. Lunch point
seven's the XLS after is rock station z XL morning show.
I've got some talkbacks we have to get to. Oh yeah,

(26:53):
well it's super easy, man. You go to the iHeartRadio app.
You search w z x L, and you'll see a
red microphone button. When you see it, hit the button,
send us a message and we'll play it. I mean,
unless you say something hor horribly horrific, we'll play. Yeah.
My wife's kind of onto me because now when we
have disputes, I try and I go to my phone
roll recorder. Yeah, I'm trying to try to get and

(27:14):
then she settles down a little bit. So I don't
have that in court. You know, when I show up
with a black guy, get they get the air out
crazy there. Yeah yeah, all right, let's start with we
were talking about the Dukes of Hazzard yes yesterday we
were talking about the Dukes of Hazzard and trying to
run down the cast. But then also we had a
lot of questions about like they might be the world's

(27:36):
worst police force. The Duke Boys. Was Tom Big ed
Little or Edward tom Big ed Little? What was his name.
Did we ask we knew the Duke Boys. We were
looking for the the black sheriff that was trying to
get them. I think that's what he was talking about. Okay, yeah,
it was uh, it was a It was a big guy.
It looked like it had to be a retired football player.

(27:58):
And I guess I don't remember them. You said he
used to sit there at the on the outskirts of town.
You'd wait for the Duke Boys, and if the Duke
Boys ever got out of Hazzard County, he would be
after them. But like, dude, we talked about it. What
a bad police force? Like you know, Uncle Jesse is
the guy running moonshine. There's no one else in town

(28:19):
running moonshine other than Uncle Jesse and the Duke Boys.
Like how and you drink with them at the boy's
nest every night, and you leave the keys to the
jail cell on a distance. And I think one guy
took off his shirt once you lay the keys, I
don't know, three feet away from the jail cell. Come
or sometimes you just leave it up, or how about this,
you just you just push off your horse sister to

(28:40):
go in there and flirt with the guys whoa, whoa,
don't get crazy. It was their cousin. Okay, come on, yeah,
go tell Eni you're gonna bang them so I can
get out of prison. But that's where it was they
would do. They would go in this huge journey which
was only in Hazzard County. They would go with this
to run Moonshine. The cops would be after them, right

(29:00):
Roscoe Pea Coltrane would be after him. But then at
the end of the episode, they're all cheering, beers, thes
and they're all together. It's together. It's a game of
cat and mouse.

Speaker 5 (29:12):
Jojo, I just want to say your party was awesome tonight.
We're on our way home in the uber and I
just want to say happy birthday.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
That's a drunk friend of the show that was at
the party over the weekend. Yeah, wasn't it. Let's get
something straight. Wasn't your birthday? No, this is the best
part of the entire night. And I had to explain it.
It's Carly and Jeff. Yeah, it's I think it's Jason.
I don't know, I know her name, sure, Yeah, I
think it was. I think it's Jason. Are they the
people that own the campground. No, these are the people

(29:45):
on the booze cruise. Oh yeah, you invited every Yeah yeah, yeah,
and they showed up. They had a great time. But
I'm explaining everybody, it's not a birthday party. My birthday
was in January. I say birthday party because I welcome
the gifts, and the gifts are bottles and bottles of
that alcohol. Again, I end up with a bar full
of alcohol because I call it a birthday party. But yeah,
they should have had. There was a part of me

(30:06):
because I won. I never went. You were there the
night I won. I wont a what do they call it?
A bucket of cheer? A basket of cheer. It was
so the only thing in it my wife doesn't want
because she's on this new chemical kick, like you know,
these chemicals are going to kill you. Uh. It's margarita mix.
And it's like a bottle of like margarita mix. You see.
It's that shelf that no one ever goes to at

(30:27):
a liquor store. Yeah, they got a better version of it,
you gotta find. I was my wife will make her
own fresh one. Yeah, So I was going to take
the bottle and just give it to you as a
birthday give perfect that. It was a way for me
just to get rid of it that I forgot. Did
you bring anything A bottle for me or no? Yeah,
I think I had a bottle of mo Was it
you were? Were you the moet? It was a champagne? Okay, yeah,

(30:52):
it's a bar. No, No, I think it was a No,
it wasn't a forty I did that forty years before.
I got something that was on my wife. I asked,
no more mad twenty twenty, No more forty ounces. I
don't drink him. I get the hang of the bar.
I had dog that brought you. I know she was
so angry. I didn't bring drinks for myself. I didn't
think i'd have to use them. She'd have brought more
Miller light. I know he ran out. Georgio didn't tell
me that he was gonna have some easy meat at

(31:14):
his party. If I had known, I would have worn
my Gavin McLeod hat and brought a laugh track. Not
sure what that is well talking about. I don't know.
We'll move on. I'd have met in my party. We
actually did. We had a cater but I don't remember
meat meat. It was more chicken. Figures and I was
so angry. So not only did you run out of
Miller Lights, right, but then I go to get the

(31:35):
food and the food looked and smelled great all party.
So you know what I'm like, Hey, I haven't eaten
anything all gone other than there was some shredded I
think pork h Everything else was and that's great. That
means that people were eating all the food. But it
was like I just I waited probably ten minutes too long. Yeah,
I had Caesar salad. The wood wasn't even there. I

(31:56):
didn't even see his salad. The wings were gone. Oh,
chicken figures were nothing like that was that? I don't
want any of the pasta. Yeah, it was some shredded meat.
That's all what there was, like like like stuff you
would make like a like a barbecue sandwich with. I
think I had a two cheese steak egg rolls. Yeah
I have any of that? No, Yo, No, you know what.
I was stuck with the bottle of water because you

(32:17):
ran out of Miller Life.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
Yeah, that didn't sound very good about uh Lenny and
Zoey's kid.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Oh, I ain't saying no more. You can figure it out.
Did you say something I think during trash about it, there, kid,
you said something. You said You even said that that
didn't sound right, but I forgot what you said. Oh, oh,
I know what I said. He's talking about Lenny Kravitz,
his daughter, Zoey Kravitt. Yeah there, her mom is uh
Lisa Bonet. And I said, you mix those two together,

(32:47):
and I think now she's dating some hot dude, Zoe Kravitz.
I said, that's a good looking kid, And I said
that sounds weird what you said. I think I said
that's a hot because you'd be saying like, like, it's
a hot kid, and I didn't that, and then it's
a good looking kid. Yeah, I didn't mean what you think.
I didn't, sir. I don't like what you're accusing me of.
Like you and I are in the food court at
the mall and you're like, Wow, that's a good looking kid.

(33:10):
But I would say if Zoe Kravitz and I don't know,
I think she was dating Magic Mike. Magic Mike show
up and they have a baby and a stroller, I'd
be like, oh my god, what attractive family. Yeah, a
good kid, right, that'd be a good looking kid, good
looking mom, good looking dad. Sir, I am, I'm offended, Sir, offended.
Better be better. That's all we got. Look, go to

(33:31):
the iHeartRadio app search w z x L, hit the
red microphone button and send us some message. We get back.
We'll do some trash. Oh love trash, anything thirty on
onty anything, racket rock, roughing love trash. There's some trash

(34:01):
for you. The Rock seems like a solid dude. Dwayne
the Rock Johnson, he paid tribute to a young fan
shortly before he passed away. A week later, Johnson wrote
on Instagram about getting a call about a rush wish
for Make a Wish and didn't hesitate to make Cain
Kine's wish come true. It was the kid's name. Johnson

(34:21):
shared his love and support for Kane's parents and twin
brother Dennis. So, dude, wrestling Say what you want about wrestling. Yeah,
they and the WWE particularly are very good at making
sure that they get back to the fans and especially
Make a Wish. I think John Cena has done more

(34:41):
Make a Wish like campaigns like actually gone and met
with kids than any other person ever. I'm trying to
feel bad for the Rock Man. He's a good guy.
You know, wrestling everything else movies. He's starting to look
real old, and it's like when he becomes real old,
like where does he like, what does he do at
that point? Like this action hero? What's the rock guy?
I mean, look, we're still watching action movies with Celester

(35:03):
Stallone and Arnold Towartzenegger. So I think the Rocks got
another twenty years in him. Dude, he still wrestles. He's
bigger than ever. He's jacked, and I think if he
wanted to go away tomorrow, me just find out he is.
You know, not a lot of people are talking about
the UFL, but he is, you know, the guy who
runs the UFL also, So maybe that's what he wants

(35:24):
to start doing if he wants to step away from
the camera. But I don't think he ever wants to
step away from the camera. Uh. Eric Andre, the comedian
who's now in the last season of Righteous Gemstones, revealed
on Jimmy Kimmel Live that Madonna had a crush on
him and even slid into his DMS years ago. Which

(35:45):
which one is he on the show? You know, Eric
Andre is done season. This is the last have you
caught any of this new season? So yeah, so he
hasn't he owns another superchurch and they're trying to partner
up with his superchurch. Is that the one they're gonna
buil him in the Island? I think? So Okay, I
know you're talking about it. Yeah, yeah, up to that episode,

(36:05):
don't ruin the end? Ben, Who's Kenny Powers? Danny McBride
is the guy's name. Yeah. I enjoy his shows, but
they have fallen off. Like he did the perfect show
with Eastbound and Down. I don't think it got better.
And then he went and did that show Vice Principles,
which was good but it wasn't Eastbound and Down. And

(36:28):
then he did Righteous Gemstones, which is good but it's
not exactly Vice Principles or Eastbound and Down. He was
so awesome in Eastbound and Down. The show is perfect,
and it's the same character. You just keep put them
in different yes, separate series. Dude, even him as a person,
I've watched him in the interviews. He is awesome. He's

(36:49):
that guy. But uh yeah, Righteous Gemstones. I'll watch an
episode and I'll laugh through. Walter Goggins is very funny.
H hard to watch. The dad from Roseanne what's his name? Tough?
To watch him man, because he's just old and his
skin is like drooping because he lost a bunch of weight.

(37:10):
Britney Spears a single again. Next Her and her boyfriend
broke up last month. I don't know sure what boyfriend
she had a boyfriend? Wherehould beat him at? Uh? Yeah?
Where does because she's like she can go to a bar. No,
it seems like she's just stuck in her house doing
things that are insane. The guy's like an Amazon delivery guy. Yeah,
hundred percent. And that's your shot, man, because cher got

(37:33):
like that, where like all of a sudden, Chare was
just dating the guy at the bagel shop because he
was there, because he was there and she couldn't go
anywhere else. Uh. Denise Richards said he got so bad
when Charlie Sheen started doing all that tiger blood stuff.
Remember that. Remember that throwback from fifteen years ago? That
was awesome. She said she had a lie to her
kids because she said it got so out of control

(37:56):
and she didn't want them to see their dad that way.
Remember winning, winning, winning, winning, winning, winning Winter Chicken Dinner. Wow,
I was saying he was I went for us to
watch I mean not that that's your dad or your
husband or the father of your kids. But boy, that
was fun to watch.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
Well.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Now, Denise Richards, you know, smoking hot back in the day.
Her and her Charlie Sheen's daughter, her daughter. Also they
both have an only fans, not the same only fans,
but they each have an only fans. Okay, got trash
frock stations. The XL Morning Show workforce employed. The day
we were talking earlier about my vet, I went spent

(38:33):
three hundred and eighty eight dollars. We also brought up
a good point if you can't pay it, like, who's
gonna do? You can't just peel out four hundred dollars.
Sometimes watch a lot everybody's paying three hundred dollars as
we're leaving. Yeah, so that's I'm looking up prices like
that seems to be the going rate just to get
in the door. Yeah. See, I guess you don't see
it when you go to a doctor because it's a
vet and you don't they have by insurance. Yeah, that

(38:55):
kind of stuff. But this stuff you're paying, it's it's
like having a guy come out or gal. I don't
want to be sexist to look at something at your house.
You know, if they're coming to look at a fridge
or they're coming to look in an air unit, you're
one hundred and fifty dollars. Like, I can't tell you
what just a wellness visit would have been, Like there's
no thing on the board saying hey, if you're just
here for a check up, it's gonna be one hundred

(39:17):
and twenty five dollars. You should have one of those
big chalkboards like they do on the boardwalk at like
Deli's before. They just have the prices of everything. Well,
take the number three, dude, I told you I called
out the vet and I was hitting around put my
dog down, And she goes, you don't even have to ask.
It's and she gave me a number. She goes, people
are embarrassed to ask. But it's an important question that

(39:38):
you need to know the answer to. If I put
my dog down, if it's sad, but it happens, what's
that price going? Yeah, Like, I mean, what's the difference
between a burial or I don't know, a cream mating.
Maybe that's cheaper than you taking it back there? So
I'm having to dig a hole. I heard you're not
allowed to bury a dog in Jersey. See, I've heard
it you buried No, no, that was a relative. If

(40:00):
you buried them on your in your yard, you didn't
have to pay taxes like Yellowstone rolls. I can ask
Kat to Bob about that one. Hey, good morning, you said.

Speaker 4 (40:10):
Is there a credit card?

Speaker 5 (40:11):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (40:11):
There is, it's called care credit.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
Wow about that?

Speaker 4 (40:15):
No, dude, they took over two hundred dollars at our back.
You get six months no.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Interest because I imagine if I mean, listen, here's the thing.
If you go in there, you're emotionally attached to this animal.
So no matter what it is, you're gonna pay for
it to get your dog fixed. I get it, but
some people can't. Just don't know, peel off three hundred
and eighty eight dollars at a visit. Absolutely, you can't
apply for a credit card. But here's the thing that
you're not gonna pay the credit card either. Because everyone
I know who has multiple animals is poor. So how

(40:42):
are they affording all insurance?

Speaker 4 (40:45):
I have insurance for my dog. I've paid two hundred
dollars a month.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
To cover all acts surance. Yeah, see I've heard of
that too, And and listen, you can get I mean,
I know people and God bless them, have spent six, seven,
ten thousand dollars on an animal because they're a young
animal and they really hurt themselves. I get it. I
guess in that case if you got insurance and it
works out well. But yeah, even that's a two hundred dollars.
I'm like, look these cat ladies that have twenty cats,

(41:10):
how are they affording that? Are they just not taking
him to the vet. But that's my mom, she just
doesn't take him to the vet.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
Yeah, most of them are taking them to the vet.
And there are optional vaccines. The only two that you
really need to be concerned with is distemper and rabies.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Yeah, that's what I had to get yesterday. He was
behind like two years on it. So he's people and
he has rabies a dog. Yeah, that's why we had
to get the shots. Oh no, you know, all right. Well, look,
we appreciate the call in because a lot of times
we spew nonsense. So when someone can call in with
factional stuff, that's pretty awesome. Yeah, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
Look into care credit because not only can you use
it for the bet, you can use it at the
eye doctor as the dentist.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
Can I take it?

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Can I take it? Can I take a cash advance
out on it? I'm not social for all right? Yeah,
all right, well, thank you so much. Hey, you want
to give a shout out to who you work for? Yeah?
What bet do you work for? I work for Ocean
View that I've been there, by the way, my dog
broke it's like twenty five years ago and I was there,

(42:15):
so yeah, you get the ocean View. Actually they have
this on the sign out front ocean View. We are
super honest all the time. All right, thank you so much.
Like to be upfront.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
How else can you afford it if you're not upfront?

Speaker 1 (42:28):
True? Very true? All right, thank you. I was just
going to leave the animal there, you know, Okay, okay, okay,
I'm sorry to keep going back, but now I got
more questions. If someone can't pay their bill, do you
keep the animals for you? Yep, no, no, they end up.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
Going to collections. But no, like we're not going to
keep your head.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Okay, all right, thank you, Sorry, sorry, Lucky, you have
a wonderful day. Thank you, Thank you. This report he
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(43:10):
streaming on the iHeartRadio app. So, I love my wife
to death, man, and she's on this health kick and
God bless her, but it's now kind of affecting our
household life. And like my little guy because she's got
something on her phone that she can scan the food

(43:34):
and it can tell her that if it's like a
food that like's gonna kill you. Yeah, I've seen this
guy before. It's got something the calories don't well, it's
not even like a caloric when it's like it has
the chemicals that give you, I don't know, brain cancer.
Oh so now, so now my little guy was grabbing
something out of the cabinet and she's like, let me

(43:54):
see that, and he and he's now he's at that
age where you know he's he can be a dick.
So he rolls his eye eyes and he goes and
so I see him rolls as I see him roll
his eyes, and I start laughing, and she's like, what
are you laughing about? And he goes by, you're gonna scan,
it's gonna tell me he gives me lung cancer or something.
It was like fruity pebbles and she scanned it and
she's like, yeah, you can't have this. So it's taking

(44:17):
it's a scanner that takes away anything good in life. See,
my kids will don't say up here we go again,
and they do and they call her out and it's
them either eating some type of candy or I don't know,
somebody some kid gives them because the kids, yeah, it's
something out of the My kid does this too, and
tell them you can't. There's a there's a box for kids. Again,

(44:38):
it's for kids that can't that don't have a lot
of snacks. Well, my kids are taking the snacks out
of those boxes and bringing them home. It's like, no,
that's they bring them home. I like that. I think
you need to donate. If you have extra snacks, you
donate to a kid that may not have schools. Yes,
they'll come home with things that like they we don't buy.
And my wife would be like, well that's not good
for you, and they're like, up here we go again.
I'm like, I don't know, Mom's kind of right on.

(45:01):
This fellas as a kid, I know, it was so
like we took away all the fun stuff you can
have as a kid. Yeah, we just walked like again
as a kid, I don't know. I was eating cereal
in the morning, a cereal, right. My parents look at
us where we had soda with every meal. We had
pizza on Fridays, like we didn't care perfect time. And
it's like, but that's when my kids like, you gotta

(45:22):
have it. They have to have a little bit, and
they do. But it's not like we're young man. When
we were young, and I would just eat bowls of skittles, right,
we would just pile up candy.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
It was.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
But when that scanner comes out, my little guy's face
is like, okay, all right, because he's like, you know,
he has the knockoff cereal that's not exactly fruity pebbles.
It's a healthier version, and he'll put us healthier or
just cheaper, help healthier. Dude. I love the fact that
my wife is on this health journey. So you're not

(45:52):
talking about true value. Then you're talking about a better
version of a fruit loop. Okay, that's questionable what you
just said. A better version. It's a healthier version. But
if you're if you love fruit pebble, fruity pebbles, would
you say it's a better version. Nah, you're not gonna
get what you want, man, And that's as a kid,
you know, so he's eating healthier, but as a kid,

(46:15):
you're like, I just want fruity pebbles, and dude, the
cost of health food. No wonder why everyone's fat in
this world. It's it's so it's sometimes triple, if not quadruple,
the price of something that you could just get a
regular version of. Yeah, when my kids go to parties,
like in college and out of high school and everything else,
it's not gonna be just a banged broads and try coke.

(46:36):
It's gonna be oh my god, what's this thing called
a pop tart? My mom never had. I could never
have pop tarts in my house. They're gonna be a
party in the corner just eating candy cake and pop
tarts because they don't have those things, like never had.
My kids have never had a tasty cake or fast
food other than chick file a. My wife made a cake,
a chocolate cake that had it was made out of

(46:56):
black beans. Yeah, oh really, how to turn out? I
don't eat it, but but everyone said it was good. Yeah,
I'm a little interested. But I actually told her, I
said I said, but here's the deal, Like, don't push
the black beads, just say it's cake, yeah, because the
black dad might throw people off. They may be like, yeah,
I don't want to try that right because yeah, because
it doesn't sound good. But if I bit into it,

(47:17):
I'm like, hey, this this stake's butt of there's a
part of what RFK Junior is saying, like for the
you know, my wife wants to be healthy and for
her to do that, the price we're paying, yeah, like it, dude,
it hits your pocket hard where I'm like, but hold on,
I could get unhealthy food for way cheaper. Then I'm
going with you. I'm the exact opposite. Get me the

(47:38):
true value unhealthy version. All day long. I'm telling you,
man that RFK dude helped Trump get elected by because
there's moms that buy into us and my wife is
one of them. My kid at two years old was
an animal. He would like, his behavior was off the charts,
was nuts. And she went in there and read up
on the stupid red dye, orange eye, blue dye, green dye,
whatever dye it was. Yeah, she went in that pantry
man and it's all that stuff there, and it was

(48:01):
it was gone, and it's behavior.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
You know.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
We see kids two in the neighborhood, like their behaviors
out of control. My wife the first thing she says
to him is like, I don't know, did you jeck
his diet? There is something to be said for the kids, man,
what they're eating. I like when we were younger. Dude,
I can't get baby carrots anymore because my wife found
out that they die in the carrots a brighter orange
to make them look fresher. Yeah, yeah, we just had

(48:24):
them last night. That's a carrot, I know, but yeah,
there's dies in it, like what the carrot's supposed to be.
I think it's like a brown. I think I'm being
healthy and I'm not. Nope, So I went and had
Mozzarell' stick. If you know what, there's no hiding dies
in a look we we get back or do a
think code. You think you have a bed, you think

(48:44):
you've got it bad. I don't think we have it bad.
Last week, a seventy one year old Nevato man was
arrested after seven emotional support tigers were seized from his home.
Authorities raided his home in Where's this perump.

Speaker 4 (49:01):
On?

Speaker 1 (49:01):
Suspicion of resisting arrest. Carl Mitchell is his name. While there,
cops found the wild cats and realized Mitchell didn't have
any kind of special permits to own the tigers. Mitchell
said no permits were needed because they were emotional support tigers.
It should be noted that Americans with Disabilities Act doesn't
recognize tigers for that. Yeah, but I mean that you really,

(49:23):
you're really taking your life into your own hands, there,
aren't you? Like you got a cage these things up
right where they're not in this living room when he
gets when they get there, is he cutting up to
a tiger? Though he did a ciger man. He did
say that he rescued these tigers from Joe Exotic for real,
from the Tiger King. Yeah, there could be one dubious

(49:43):
after effect of the whole tariff battle. Fraudulent maple syrup
tariff threats have made food for aud cause for concern
on both sides of the US Canada border. Canada produces
about seventy percent of the world's maple syrup, but higher
cost means a chance that syrup imposters might try to
step in with inferior or counterfeit products. Take advantage of

(50:03):
consumers looking to save on some cash. I mean, just
do we need to get that into syrup? It's syrup? Yeah,
I mean, okay, put a plug in a tree or
just what's what's the syrup we use? Is that's Jemima? Right?
Or we can't say anay MoMA. I don't know if
we can use her. I guess her name is still there,
but no, they seeing people go nuts over it now.

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People like putting them in the drinks and they're like,
you go to a brewery and it's like, oh, it's
maple infused beer. Do we love maple that much? Not needed?

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Sometimes you've just gotta take time to be an idiot
and salute those who embrace silliness. There's a petition on
change dot org seeking to add googly eyes to New
Jersey transit trains. It's not completely unheard of. Recently, the
whole googly eyemass transit thing has caught on in Boston

(50:55):
and it's been deemed quite a success. So far, the
petition has gonered a hearty one hundred and eighty eighteen signatures,
with that number has to grow to get the word
out and people demanding googly eye. Do you know what?
Do you know what the google are you saying? They're
gonna put eyes on the front of the train so
it looks like a face coming at me. Again, Yeah,
I think that's funny. I would I would sit there
and watch that.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
Sure.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
I was down in Savannah, Georgia, and you go into
the bars and I guess that's the thing where people
go up to like things in bars and put googly
eyes on them. We know who started that was Pee
Wee's Playhouse. Remember Cherry. Everything had eyes in it. They
made them look like little like people things. Yes, wait,
yeah it was Cherry, It was Drory, It was I

(51:35):
don't know Cabanety, I don't know every puppet that was
like a redheaded, freckled bully. And then he had the Pterodactyl.
Then he had, of course Cowboy Curtis, who was like
a Lawrence Fishburn. It was the computer screen was I
think it was Flory too. I think he put eyes
on the floor and they just called it Flory. Well then,

(51:56):
because the machine would print out the word of the day,
that's right. He had the uh, the guy who could
what was it, the mind reader or the magic ball guy. Yeah,
the wizard. He had Phil Hartman who came in. I
forget what Phil did. He had the male lady, the
big chested woman. He was cocktail dress all the time.

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She just died missed something or other. She was the neighbor.
I think she wanted to throw at the peewick that. Uh,
there you go. Those people they have a bet you
not so much. One hundred point seven ZXL, South Jersey's
rock station z XL Morris shu'mmup throw this at you.

(52:39):
This is a I'm almost buying into this.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
Now.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
You talked about health food at eight fifteen, your wife
and she came in there, you know, everything that's going
to cause cancer and disease and everything else. I mean,
like it's an app on her phone and she can
scan it and tell you if it's got like all
the bad stuff that you don't want to eat, which
is all the good food that's in our house. So
does it have to be like ingredients?

Speaker 4 (53:00):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (53:00):
How? Like if I went over like a pork chop
in broccoli, I guess it would be able to identify
that as a pork chop. You have to scan the
bar code on gotcha? Oh, so it's picking up the names. Yeah,
I too. You could probably, I'll be honest, you could
probably take a picture of what you're making, yeah, and
and like put it on an app. But I'm sure
there's an app out there that like, well, we'll break
down what you're having. But I don't know if you

(53:20):
can take a piece of meat and there's an app
that will tell you exactly what's in it. And it
shouldn't because you know, there shouldn't be anything in there,
you know. Like my wife, she like she'll she'll she'll
ramble off names of things like oh, this is bad
for and anything. Anytime it says artificial coloring or artificial flavor,
artificial color, it's all bad.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
Or they'll say uh, natural flavoring, yeah, which is like never.
It sounds healthy, but it's never healthy. So my wife
lays this on me. Now she's reading nothing. And again
there's these things hit the internet and everybody buys into
them for a little bit. This might be bad for you,
but I bet it's something good. Water water could be
bad for you. Now now listen to this. Here's why,

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and it makes sense. Now, you don't just make water.
Whatever water we're drinking comes from, it's probably been in
and out a million bodies and through the ground and
chemicals and everything else. And although they filter it, are
you really getting what all the all the crap that's
in water, that's that's gone through us, You're just putting
it right back in your bottom, Like are you saying
to me? Yeah, that the case of water I get

(54:29):
for four dollars. Yeah, and on the label it says
it comes from the mountains of the North Pole, the
beautiful spring sure, right down the side of that mountain. Yeah,
and then they scoop it. I'm not getting that fresh
water right, yeah, like all the chemicals and everything else,
I don't know see that. I see definitely people drinking
tap water still, even those like Brita filters. I think tap.

(54:52):
But some people say tap water is sometimes healthier than
bottled water. The towns are supposed to have better water
than others. And then I heard that the bottled water
is real bad because it can't sit around, especially out
in the sun, because then you get these microplastics and stuff.
So I don't know, dude, I don't know. You know
what at this point, now you just stop thinking about

(55:12):
it and you live your life. Hope you live to
eighty five and then you die in your sleep. Here's
the thing, Okay, say I have my my if I
eat the way I want to eat, right, stay healthy,
but eat the way I want to eat my eggs.
It is eighty four, right, But I follow all these things,
and I don't drink water, and I follow this app

(55:33):
and this app and this chemical and I live to
eighty six. Is it worthwhile? No? It's not. No for
me not able to have a strum bowlie, I don't
know every other week. I'd rather just give up those
two years of my life and just enjoy it. Yeah,
you're right, Yeah, And I think that's what we do.
I think we go so overboard with stuff sometimes. And
look how many times in my life span had eggs

(55:53):
gone from bad to good? Yeah? And like I think
we're on like the fourth or fifth time in my
lifetime that eggs were always bad. Then eggs were good,
and they were bad again, now they're good again. The
yellow part was bad and now it was the white part.
Now it's all good. And the milk was good and
milk was bad. And it's like I don't know, I
don't know. You know what's right and what's wrong. When
are they gonna win? Said, I want this r K JR.

(56:16):
To come out and say, the healthiest thing you can
eat is Domino pizza, garlic salt, buddy, just do it.
Just it's the healthiest thing you can possibly have. Hey, everybody,
thanks to your calls and they always welcomed on this
show a part of it. Stay there. Let's kick off
a rock block. It's one hundred point seven z XL
South Jerseys Rock station z XL Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
When you're smiling, smile, when you're smiling, smiling, smiles with you.
One eleven, sun comes shining through where you're crying.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
You bring on their end.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
Stop this happy where the smiling, smiling, keep on smiling, smile, smile,
rocking out, man, I know you guys are awesome.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
My love looking at you guys on my way of working.
R She's like, oh yeah, warming up, Chip, and I'm like,
I'm about you here. We're rocking. Hey, thank you, you
shot to the best. How you do y'all? Keep me laughing? Man,
you guys are great. Good morning guys, Hilaria, let's take it.
Oh God, is it my radio or it's are you
only broadcasting in mana? This is the raads in DJL,

(57:37):
like if you're on it.

Speaker 5 (57:38):
I listened to this man getting up in the mornings
doesn't suck anymore.

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