WEDNESDAY 5-1-24

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Wake Up, Wake Up. Ina world of jog mediocre radio, in
a time of regulations and rules,under the scrutiny of bosses and management,

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one show breaks all the rules todeliver entertaining, compelling and educated radio and
stand above the rest. And thisshow isn't it? Hey, homie,
what's happening? I made a fauxpad last night? What did you do?

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So? My wife does a thingwhere she she has like avocado butter.
It's not like real butter. It'sI don't know, it's it's it's
fufu. It's just for grease inthe pan. And basically now it's butter.
It's like butter, but like blocksof butter, like you know that
what you put on bread and toastand stuff like that tastes like avocado.
I mean, I don't know.I got a lot of questions. I

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wish she was up, you know. So, so it's avocado. So
I guess it's just butter. Butit's avocado butter whatever. It must be
better for you than the other button. Yes, it's it's it is.
It's much healthier, better than utterbutter, they call it. So I
like the I can't believe it's notbutter. I like Orlando Lakes with Lindian
girls. Yeah, I like soI uh. She she has it outside

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the refrigerator and and this is abig debate between people. Do you refrigerate
butter or do you leave it onthe counter? Now sits on the counter
and it's nice, puts ito man. So she puts it in the cabinet
with all the spices and it sitson like a little plate. Well,
last night I had the crock potcooking on top of the house being eighty

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one degrees and it was under thecabinet, So I melted all the butter.
Is the heat from the crock popmusta, you know, I guess
raised up into the cabinet and sothe butt. So I guess they were
gonna do like a movie night withsome popcorn. And I ruined it because
the butter. The butter was melted. But but I think I helped them
because the I melted the butter forhim. Yeah, now you scrape that

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up, you put it back inthe refrigerator. That's what they did.
It'll wait. It was sitting inthe fridge this morning. So I have
to build a block of butter backfrom what was melted. But yeah,
my my bad. It is niceman. We keep it on the counter.
It's it's nice as smooth man breadanymore. I think it's got to
be salted though, I think itit. That's that's I don't think unsalted

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can sit on the countertop because it'llgo bad. But I believe salted is
good. But yeah, that's abig that's a big debate in homes liked
because my mom my mom's nuts dude. Growing up, she kept everything in
the fridge. She kept cereal inthe fridge. We keep bread in the
fridge. My mom my mom willkeep potato chips in the fridge. Ah,
that one. I don't guess.She must be out of her mind.
She is out of well, sheis no literally, she has dementia.

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She's out of her minds. Everybody, Wednesday, let's dive and do
some Wednesday things Today. We're gonnafind that ZXL workforce employer the day and
your chance to win to get togo see Asia over at Tropicana, and
we'll throw in a pair of ticketscoming out this weekend. It's the fall
Guy, so we'll hook get withthat. Coming up just a little bit.
Lunch point seven, ZXL, SouthJersey's rock station and the ZXL Morning

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Show. Good morning, everybody,do it live. I can go alrighte
it and we'll do it lot andthings sucks. I'm Scottie. Good morning.
Here's some news for you. Here'sthe judge overseeing former President Donald Trump's

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criminal trial yesterday held him in contemptof court for violating a gag order that
limits what he can say about thoseinvolved in the case, and warned him
that he could be jailed he violatesthe order again. The judge said Trump
violated the order nine times and postson Trump's truth social media platform. Doesn't
care no, no, I thinkit's one thousand dollars a day. He

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targeted Michael Cohen and Stormy Daniels,key witnesses in the case. They find
him nine grand or one thousand foreach violation. Uh and they were all
taken down by yesterday afternoon. TheUS Drug Enforcement Administration will move to reclassify
marijuana has a less dangerous drug,historic shift to generations of American drug policy.

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They could have could have wide rippleeffects across the country. Meaning it's
a bunch of people in jail forweed, and now they're gonna reclassify it.
It's like, we'll do those peopleget out? You think so right?
Would hope so right? It's theright thing to do. The DEA's
proposal, which still must be reviewedby the White House Office of Management and
Budget, would recognize the medical useof cannabis and acknowledge it has less potential

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for abuse than some of the nation'smost dangerous drugs. However, would not
legalize across the board in marijuana forrecreational use. And people are locked up.
You know what, they were aheadof their time. They were about
ten years ahead of their time.Arcade sports bar and restaurant Dave and Busters
will allow guests to place wagers onits games now like ski Ball, through
its app. The entertainment chain yesterdayannounced the partnership with Lucra, which makes

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gamification software, to bring the bettingfeature to Dave and Buster guests. The
chain's five million loyalty members can competewith other Arcade users to earn things being
described as exclusive perks. The technologywill be available at all two hundred and
twenty three Dave and Buster locations acrossthe US, meaning friends can bet against
one another on who will sink themost baskets playing a game like Hotshots.

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Meanwhile, I just booked all mykid's birthday parties now at Dave and Busters.
Well, there's one in ac there'sone in Blackwood, and there's one
in Philly. So we got acouple down here. Now. My buddy
had his kids there. Man,it was great for a party. Yeah,
they're out, they're out playing thearcades, and I'm home, I'm
watching college football. It was itwas like having a kid's party at to
Borrow. It's fantastic. That's news. What about sports? It is brought

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to you by GMS law. Youcan go to GMS law dot com.
Sixers stand alive. They beat theKnicks one twelve, one oh six last
night. Game six is gonna betomorrow. The Knicks still up three games
to two. Phil's beat the Angelsseven to five. They got a four
oh seven start today. Listen tothe game right here at ZXL. We
are your official Philadelphia Phillies at radiostation. Former running back for the Eagles,

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Boston Scott has signed a deal withthe Rams and UH If you are
a wrestling fan, now until Friday, May third, the Philadelphia Convention and
Visitors Bureau is auctioning off nearly sixtyWrestleMania banners that line the city streets before
the event. That's cool. Iguess you gotta be a hardcore fan.
But yeah, you can buy oneof those banners. They're huge. So

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you gotta have a big spot onyour wall from up you know where.
Come on, buddy, where areyou putting it all the way around your
basement? Make sure your mom knowsbefore you lay down the money that she
has a spot for you to hangit in your bedroom. Uh, there
you go. That's News that Sportsbrought to you by GMS Law. Go
to GMS law dot com. Sunand clouds today, Hi seventy two clear

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tonight over at fifty two tomorrow foryour Thursday sunny. Hi up the seventy
four fifty seven outside right now onehundred point seven ZXL South Jerseys Rock Station
ZXL Morning point seven ZXL South JerseysRock Station ZXL mornershell. A little fired
up last night, man, Iyelled at my little guy, dah.
Now tell my wife I'm drinking again. So we got to be on the
same page. And that's what itis. If if I am disciplining my

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son, I was like, youcan't. You can't be on the other
side of that, because now welook silly. We got to go in
the other room. You're you're talkingabout your wife. You're on the same
page. Yeah, she's the samething. Man. I get I get
so frustrated because I try and makea point to the kids and then my
wife will reverse it or like orjust soften it, and I'm like,

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you can't. I'm trying to makeup. I'm trying to be a dad
here and make a point and makea stand. So my kids do this
thing and it bothers me. Mywife's like, was this a pet peeve?
I was like, no, it'sstupid, it's dumb. It makes
no sense. So when they sneeze, they sneeze on their forearm. He
did it here and not yes,and he wipes his wipes his nose on

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his forearm. Have you ever seenanything so ridiculous? Well, I mean,
I get it. It's better thanjust sneezing onto the table, which
I've seen a lot of kids.But I saw your hand. You yelled
at him because he he sneezed intohis arm, his forearm which had like
a hoodie on, and then hetook the forearm and wiped his nose with
it. The whole thing is stupid. So I've yelled at the kids before.

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I said, yeah, you yelleda him here, you were like,
stop doing that. I said,I never want to see it again.
And I had conversation. I satdown with him. I said,
believe you called out your wife too. I know mommy tells you to do
that. Stop. I've never seenanything like it. And I told him,
I said, you don't do it. When you sneeze, you sneeze
into your hand, because then whateveryou go in your hand, wash your
hand. You have a shirt on, and you're sneezing on your sleep if

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you're if you're wearing a shirt,then you have snunt on. Why my
wife doesn't back me up on thisis beyond men. I guess she says.
They hear from the school that theteachers taught him and say said,
well, you know what, becauseI always was told that to cover your
nose like there, like you do, yes, you see, and but
I mean, I guess it's betterthan him just not doing anything. Yeah,
but don't not do anything. Sneezein your hands, so you go

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to the sink and you wash itoff. He's done it with shirts where
we're out. I'm like, well, now you've got a mark of snot
on your forum. And my wifefights me on it. She says the
teachers teach them that. I said, I don't care what you know,
what teach them to plus two teachingwords. I will teach my son how
to. I don't know how tofunction like a proper human being. He

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sneezes like he's Dracula. It's allover the place, man. So yesterday
he sneezes at the table right,so my ears go up like a dog.
And someone just knocked on the door. I'm like, let me see
how he's handled this. He's nowrunning. His forearm is about ten inches
away from his nose. I'm watchingsnot fall on the rug on the liver
before dude, like a big pilesnunt. I'm like, this is exactly

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what I'm talking about. Always saysthey teach him at school. I was
like, I don't care what theyteach him at school. I was like,
that's not the take to hear anything. I gotta deal. She's not
here cleaning the snot off Martin icerug. And I've been out with your
wife. I've never seen her sneezeand then hike up her dress and use
that the wipe her note. No, why would you because you have your
hand is there to just that's whatyou do. And then you wash your
hands. Yeah, you wash yourhands and you're all done and it's over

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with. You're gonna have a stainon your shirt. It's so stupid.
For the life of me, Idon't get it. Yeah, well kids
do weird things. She's got itback. I was like, I was
like, you're not backing me upon this. This is what sucks when
they yes, this is it.Yeah, you got it. But look
we got it. We're a teamand that's why somebody but we're a team.
You got to back me up,right, Listen. I don't use
the R word very often because Ithink it's a terrible word. But she

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was ridiculous last night. I'll saythe R word. She was ridiculous last
night. How about this? Somy little guy he runs in, he's
like, I got a permission andslip you have to sign And I go
for what? And he goes forthe class trip this year? And I
go where you going? And hegoes to the zoo. And now around
my house. It's well known.We're Rocky fans. I go, well,

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you know who likes the zoo?And he goes, I can't wait
to tell the kids in school whenwe're at the zoo about that. Ridiculous
I said. I said, okay, I had to send them down and
I said, look, I knowin the house we say it and we
laugh because it's from Rocky. Butyou cannot say that in school, especially
when you're at the zoo on yourclass trip, because they're going to send

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you home and then I'm going tohave to have a meeting with the teacher
and if you know what we're talkingabout, just early in Rocky. No,
she's just she's just shy. Now, I can't anytime somebody says they're
going to the zoo, I can't. I can't. I chuckle. And
I like to take to the kidsin the zoo and they all love the

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zoo. The whole family loves thezoo. You know every body, you
know what, everybody loves the zoo. Hey, rock I heard, she's
ridiculous. Just sy We shit,we get back, We'll do some rock
news. Joe, Joe and Scottierock News. It's funny because you wore

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the T shirt today. I knowyou're a big fan of the band Squeeze.
What a quins? Did you havea Squeeze story? Yeah, they're
gonna have a summer North American tour. Where did they sing again? Uh?
Hold on, hold on, holdon, no, no, no,
tempted by the Fruit of a No, They're gonna just play that nine

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times. Uh so, Squeeze.I guess they're huge over in England.
They are gonna go out on tourwith boy George. Okay, you being
for real? It's squeezing Boy George. Wow, yep? Uh so.

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Yeah. So they had a bunchof hits in the UK, cool for
cats up the Junction labeled with Love, But the biggest song they had in
America was Tempting. Oh wait aminute, I'm getting a call. Oh
not good song, that's my wife. I always thought that was Steve Winwood.

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Hello, I don't really If youput a gun to my head,
I would have said that was SteveWinwood Call you back. That's a great
song. So if you want tosee Squeeze and uh and uh boy George
of the Culture Club, Yeah,I'll talk to the higher ups here.
I don't why don't we play moreSqueeze on this radio station. I don't.
I don't know if they're coming in. I didn't even look to see

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if they're coming. Luckily, wegot yelled after asking Steve Raymond if we
could play more Doobie Brothers, which, by the way, we should be
playing more Teacher Brothers, which dob u b uh? Ron Wood all
right, Ronnie Wood from the RollingStones. Uh, he's had issues with
drug is an alcohol in the past. But these guys are old now,
right, and they're back out ontour. They're doing stadiums again. And
he said, uh yeah, theuh you know, the backstage isn't what

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it used to be. He says, seventy six. He's the young one
of the band, and so hesaid, uh, baby, he's the
baby. He said, you know, it used to be a lot of
chaos backstage, you know, drinkingand drugs and everything like that. He
said, Now I got my greenjuices. I do workouts with my trainer
because I'm old and I need circulation. As a fan. You don't want

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to go backstage now because you don'twant to see this, he said,
before the shows, I watch Netflix. I really like to show Ripley.
So that's what Ronnie Wood's up tonow. Uh he said. Also,
man, being on stage, thatthat's better than any drug or alcohol.
The adrenaline gets you. Uh souh he said, yeah, it's just
yeah. Look, look he's seventysix. The other guys in their eighties.

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You're a co meet and Greek.Come on, man, let's do
some cocaine. No, let's watchNetflix. Marilyn Manson. He just announced
the hand full of twenty twenty fourheadlining tour dates. It's the first since
twenty nineteen. He's been involved ina ton of legal activity. He's feeling
his fans don't care. No,yeah, I mean you're gonna get good.

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Yeah. Wait whatever. We loveManson. He's a face series of
abuse allegations since his last tour,especially after his former fiance Evan Rachel Wood
publicly named her as an abuser backin twenty twenty one. So he's he's
settled a lot of the lawsuits.I think Summers still out there in the

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universe. But yeah, and he'sgot to make money, man. You
know, I think he's running outof money pretty quickly. So the closest
show we're gonna get we're gonna takea trip down to Maryland. Ah Okay,
August third, We're gonna go toSilver Springs, Maryland, and here
in Baltimore. Sure, I feellike Maryland. Everything is near Baltimore,

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right, So Silver Springs. He'sgonna be at the Fillmore. That's where
if you want to see Marilyn Manson. He's going back out on tour for
a very very very small to We'reonly doing three shows Silver Spring, Chicago
and Reno. And they're not evenbig rooms. Dude, these are like
little theaters. It feels like it'sjust enough to get his car paid.
Yeah, this is I think himjust dipping his toe back in the water,

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being like, do people show up? Like he's playing a theater in
Reno, Nevada. Like I thinkme and you could play a theater No
Nevada. There you go, rockthe bank. You're doing it right now
here. Watch poys I do CXLnine am. Your first shot at one
thousand dollars. Happens all day long. This happens man. Things pop up

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on social media, and especially whenit has to do with time, it
really throws you for a loop becausein my head I'm still like twenty right,
maybe twenty five, but I'm not. I'm forty four. Our bodies
remind us of that, right,Yeah, dude, something popped up and
I put it up at Facebook dotcom forward slash ZXL one one hundred seven.

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Okay, Facebook dot com forward slashZXL one hundred seven. It is
one of the original MTV VJs andit says this and this, dude,
blows your mind. MTV's debut,which was nineteen eighty one, is closer

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in time the Pearl Harbor than itis today. Wow. Yeah, like
we've gone so far away from it, Yes, but in our heads,
dude, I Like, look,I was only one, but I dude,
I remember early MTV. I rememberhaving a babysitter and my brother would
would be watching MTV. I rememberwatching The Rib Martha Quinn, you know.
And so to think about that,that's really gonna throw you for a

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loop. MTV's debut date in nineteeneighty one, where they played video Killed
the Radio Star is closer in timeright now to Pearl Harbor. Might like,
I can't even a man like PearlHarbor so long ago right right then
it is to today. Think aboutthat blows your mind? A little bit

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done it. Like somebody will saythat too about like, think about this,
dude, thirty years nineteen ninety four. I'm I remember I was a
freshman in high school. Thirty yearsthat's how long ago nineteen ninety four was.
Yeah, we'll get to the pointnow where, like I've talked off

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the air, like music has noreal time stamp anymore. Like think about
songs, like if you play it, if I was to play a Jackson
five record, right, it's abanger, dude, Yes, but you're
talking that's that's sixty years old.Like it's it's as close to the nineteen
hundred as it is to twenty twentyfour. It's so let's say Jackson five,

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I think came out in sixty eight, sixty nine, something like that.
Yeah, so yeah, you're lookingat six, you're looking at yeah,
just about nineteen hundred to now wouldbe about the same, right,
Yeah, dude, it is.It's crazy to think about. And when
I think about, like, man, yeah, nineteen ninety four was such
a good year. I dude,I remember it. It's you know,
just vivid memories. And I wasthirty thirty, dude, thirty years ago.

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But to think MTV's debut date innineteen eighty one is closer to Pearl
Harbor than it is today. Youmet so you could meet an adult right
now, full blown adult with afamily that was born in the nineties.
The Irish kid Rory McElroy, thegolfer he was. There was some video
that popped up at him. Hewas doing like karaoke or something, right

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like after a golf tournament. Theywere goofing, they were having some drinks
and somebody said play this song andhe goes, I can't. I was
born in nineteen eighty nine, rightright, Like what like, okay,
he's one of the best golfers,if not the best golfer in the world,
and he was born in nineteen eightynine. Yeah, well, dude,
look at the NBA, you know, look at the NBA, NHL,

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Like, dude, some of thosekids were born like the two thousand
and four, two thousand and five, right, yeah, you're watching kids
play see the older wee like attime there were kids who were not even
born playing with Tom Brady. Yeahright, they weren't even born yet and
they they were still playing with TomBrady or dude, this has to be

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like when you're a Tom Brady oranybody you know and Aaron Rodgers, who's
played for twenty years. When akid's like, I used to love watching
you when I was a kid.Yeah, and we're talking real kid,
Like, you've got a Tom Bradyjersey on. He's five years old in
the picture. That's got to benuts and do something to your head where
you're like, wait a second.So I was playing at my highest level

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and you you were what three,yep, there you are, and yeah,
and now I'm playing with you,dude. It is weird. Those
time things really throw me for aloop, Like and I'm thinking about,
dude, even nineteen eighty Like,I have memories of nineteen eighty four.
Right, I was four year yearsold. It's forty years ago, forty
years forty years ago. All right, Well I have something from about forty

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years ago, Asia tickets, Asiatickets over at the Tropicana and a show
that was on the air in nineteeneighty four, The Fall Guy. They're
making a movie about all this thisold stuff's coming back. It all comes
back. So, by the way, I saw a trailer for that Fall
Guy. The truck is the truckis in the movie and dude, it
looks funny. Yep, right,that Ryan Gosling man, he's got something.

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The Fall Guy. I got ticketsfor that over at the Square Theaters,
comes out this weekend. And Igot tickets for Asia the Heat of
the Momentory coming to the Tropicana.If you want them, Dial of Brown
six zero nine six seven seven onehundred seven six zero nine six seven seven
one hundred and seven six zero ninesix seven seven one hundred seven Asia tickets,
and I'll get with tickets for TheFall Guy coming to the Square Theaters

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this weekend. Six zero nine sixseven seven one hundred seven. We get
back, We'll do some headlines.Twenty seven zax Els out Jersey's rock station
ZIXL. I'm a fifty year oldman. I was kissing an ass of
another man and I shouldn't have todo that. But when it comes to
my trash guy, I feel likeI got to play the game with the
trash man, and I played it. You've been You've been called out quite

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a bit. Yeah, man,I got fines and everything else. Man,
I got stickers and everything else putin the trash can. So I
fill up a trash can with yardwaist right now, I know this isn't
that. No, it's that's foryard waist day. It's like marijuana.
I don't know the rules. Idon't know what it is. Why Why
can't I put it in a trashcan? I like to put car batteries
in my trash Yeah, I hidethat I had. Well, okay,
that happened. That happened a coupleof weeks ago. I had wood in

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the trash can. So the guygets out of the truck. It it
wasn't even the trash guy. Thisguy from the township. It drives around
to make sure things are going,and it just happened in the Yes,
he comes out, he stops,he bangs in the door. My wife's
there. He's he's like, yeah, you can't do this now. He
looks and there's paint trays in therewith paint in it. So I get
pinched, and he's nice enough,he's like, listen, just put this
out for like, this is forbulk day. So I have a trash

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can. I filled it up withall as much grass clippings as I can
jam in there, and the thingis heavy. Now I know I'm not
supposed to do this, but Ididn't. I didn't know why, and
I wish the guy would have explainedit to me, because I thought these
guys are just being dumb, likeI don't know, man, it's it's
waste. Just burn it up.It's all going to the same place.
Let's shoot it to the moon.Is that why I can't put the trash

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and shoot at the saddern So weuh So I'm here, I'm upstairs,
folding closed like the man that Iam, and I look over here comes
to trash truck and I get anxiety. I'm like, I pray to God,
just dump everything into the truck andjust keep going. I still like
watching it. I see the guy. He gets out of his truck.
Now now he's got a clipboard.He starts writing something down on aug Oh.
No, here we go. I'mgonna get some kind of tickets.
So now that like the child Iam right, I go into hiding.

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I gott kiss. This guy's askedI come out. I'm like, ah,
I'm sorry, I'm some lemonade.I have a question, I said,
yeah, I'm sorry. What Iknow the yard waste? What do
I What am I supposed to dowith that? Is there a day it's
supposed to come. He's totally kissingthis guy's yes, making him feel like
a man. Right, so Iget a right answer. He's like wow.
He's like, here's the problem,and I get it now. It's
not that they don't want to collectthe yard West. He said, listen,

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you filled the whole trash can upwith the with the grass clippings.
Yeah, and you know it waswrong if you put a little bit in
the bottom and then cover it up. He's like, there's no problem.
And I'm like, ah, yeah, you didn't. You didn't cover your
crime up here where Here's here's why. And he pretty much showed me here's
why you don't do it that way. It's because the can becomes so heavy

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that the clall when it picks itup lift I think it's sixty five pounds
now. It lifts it up.But when it puts it into the when
it puts it into the truck,it's so heavy it slides off the hook
right, and now everything including thecan going to the back of the truck.
I know this because my can nowwas destroyed. It's actually in the
back of the truck. The guy'sgetting out of the truck because the thing
was so heavy. It's in theback now and he's like, oh,

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you got to buy a new can. Now. I'm like, well,
now I get it. If youwould have just told me that, that
makes perfect sense. You know,I thought you guys, I just didn't
want to pick up the trash can. Regulation there was a reason for It's
not even a rule. It's like, it makes perfect sense. Of Guy's
like, that's what happens. That'swhy you're not supposed to do it.
Well, somebody tell me that.I get so embarrassed because I don't recycle.

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So when I when that claw picksup that can and it dumps it
in, you just hear clanking ofcans and bottles and I'm like, oh,
why now is that in your recycledcan? Is that in your regular
trash? Regulars put it in thedump everything in. We know the guy,
We know a guy who works atthe place, and he does it
doesn't matter because it all goes inthe same spot anyway. So I have

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a party that way they can.It's just the way that the municipality is
gonna it makes money off you.That's the only people that are making money
off this nonsense. Oh that itall goes in the same landfill. It
all gets burned up at the sametime. I've gotten this before too.
If you have something like cardboard andstuff that has food on it, you're
not supposed to put it into thecardboard. And I was like, what
am I supposed to do with that? Right? That doesn't make any sense
at all with that in the trashand I have a party, Man,

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I just throw it all in there. It's the tin and everything else.
But I told you this, thisis what I do. When it rains.
I'll leave the lid of my trashcan open because in my head,
it's like a dishwasher, and therain is now washing the inside of the
trash cleans it out. Yeah.Do you know there's companies that will come
to your house and clean your trashcan do? Man, I see them
in my neighborhood. I'm like,you know what you're doing, Okay?

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If you're wasting your money on that, you're doing all right. Well,
we talked about a pressure washer theother day. You and I said,
that's the job. You and Icould start our own company. We could
be pressure I got one in mybackseat in my car right now, that's
all the bad guy's doing is pressurewashing. We could do a job right
now. We power washer trash cans. So I got out. I said,
ah, man, came outside,kiss this guy's ass a little bit.
He explained it to me. Iget it now, I'll play your

(26:45):
game. But now you need that. That's like a hundred bucks that trash
can. That's gone. Man,Yeah, I had to because the neighbor
moved out. So do they dothey them the trash can in the back
of the truck or do they giveit back to you? Oh no,
it's crushed. Yeah. The guytried to climb the little ladder on the
side and pull out out and uhno, it's just it's destroyed. Oh
that's going. Oh boy with mygrass clippings. Soa hey, listen,

(27:07):
mission accomplished. Grass clippings are going. That's why you need a multure.
Yeah, you just need a mulchinglawnmower. Look we get back. I
knock out some trash one hundred pointseven at THEXL South Tursey's Rock station in
our VXL workforce. And they're notjust one pair of tickets, No,
two pairs of tickets on Asia andthe Fall Guy movie. Good morning,

(27:30):
Hey man, how are you goodgoing for thee? Your choice? Do
you want to do Asia trivia ora Fall Guy trivia? What do you
think you know? What do youthink you know more about Asia or the
Fall Guy show? Okay, let'sgo put me on the spot. I
don't know much about Asia. Iknow nothing about neither, so I don't
even know why I brought that up. Okay, what's the date of the

(27:53):
show for Asia? That's a goodquestion. I don't even know if I
know that. Let's say Okay,it's between okay, all right, See
this is where we help you out. It's like who wants to be a
millionaire? You have a lifeline.Okay, it's between. I'm gonna give
you. I'm gonna give you.So, what's the date of the show
Asia Heat of the Moment Tour atDropic Canna. It's between July tenth and

(28:18):
July thirteenth. It's July eleventh.Jesus, dude, you had a fifty
fifty shot July twelve. We move. I know. I'm giving them the
tickets. Look, you're going tosee Asia Heat of the Moment Tour July
twelfth, Tropic Canna, and you'regonna get hooked up with a parent tickets
to see the Fall Guy this weekendover at the Square Theaters. All right,

(28:40):
nice, appreciate that. Hey,what's your name? What do you
do? Mike? I do maintenance? Okay, what do we maintain it
today? Yeah? Buildings comer presidentialbuildings? Yeah, actually have the air
conditions? Are you working on them? They're all kicking on now. No.
I don't do air condition I doto framing and drywall and all that.
I guess a woman needs a picture. You do it that? You?

(29:02):
Yep? Yeah, yep, that'sit. Look Mike, uh you
got a parent tickets to go seeAsia and uh Fall guyde tickets where the
Square theaters for this weekend? Allright, you stay on hold. We're
gonna get all your info. Okay, you got it. See I know
his pain. He has to hangup pictures. I have to hang up
a curtain rod. No, twocurtain rods. Yeah. I like that.
They think you're the only one witha drill. Yeah I get Yeah.

(29:26):
I get picked to do all thesemaintenance. Okay, not even maintenance.
I'm hanging pictures on wolves. Wewould look, we have a new
company. iHeart came in and theyhave a vibe that they want this studios
and offices to look like. Souh I you know, once again,
I think we sometimes we uh weOutKick our coverage with some of this stuff

(29:47):
and we're not ready for it yet. Dude. At one point they were
asking you to tap into some fluorescentlights and like rewire it and put in
spotlights, and like we even hadto call the super in and go,
hey, like, I'm pretty surewe can't touch the electric it's not our
building yet because if this place burnsto the ground and say, well,
what happened, Well, Joe puta set of track lights on it.

(30:10):
Yeah, I think it was asee seventy seven down to a one to
ten without any any way to reducethat. This isn't running an extension cord.
This is like they wanted us tocompletely dissemble a fluorescent light fixture and
rewire it for spotlight. For example, let's say they're having an important meeting.
All the salespeople are in the conferenceroom where I hung the pictures.

(30:30):
Right, Let's say the picture ofJustin Timberlake falls off the wall and smashes
into somebody's head. Is that onyou? Is that my problem? Oh?
I guess so, you know.I mean they look thirty. Is
it worth the free comedy tickets?Somebody is dead. They're at one of
our old studios. There's a veryheavy piece of wood that had the station

(30:52):
logo on it. I'm talking,it's probably about twenty pounds, twenty five
pounds, and for some reason theyasked me to hang it up and I
hung up with Penny Nicks. Right, no studs, no nothing, just
in the sheet rock. Dude.I'm surprised that I haven't heard about a
person being killed by this thing falling. Nothing better than when you walk away
and you just put your hands upand it stays. Yeah, when you're

(31:14):
out of the room, it's allfit. It's no long growing use of
all fixed. Sure, look weuh we get back. We'll knock out
some headlines. One hundred point sevenZXL South Jerseys rock station on the ZXL
Morning Show. Had to do ityesterday. Man had to pull the trigger.
I didn't want to, and I'vebeen fighting hard the last couple of

(31:36):
days not to make it happen.But it got to be about three o'clock
in the afternoon. I started likeprepping some dinner stuff and I'm in the
kitchen and I'm sweating. Yeah,my house hid about eighty three degrees.
Yeah, And I was like,I can't, dude, cause I know
I have a house full of womenand they're gonna get home from work and
they're just gonna bitch about how hotthe house is. So I made the

(31:57):
executive decision to fire up them airconditioners. And I'm the fattest one in
my whole house. And I wasthe one that wasn't complaining, like I'll
deal with it, right, justnot to turn the air conditioners on.
But I just didn't want to hearit from them. And it is that
thing where I have, you know, one unit downstairs, right, the
thermostat downstairs and the thermostat upstairs,and I put it over to cool,

(32:22):
and I'm just listening to make surethat that unit kicks on, yeah,
right, because it's been a while, and luckily they both kicked on.
Now, I did make it apoint to only put the house at seventy
four because I'm like, I'm justtaking the edge off. I gotta get
it down from eighty three. IfI get it to seventy four, we're
happy campers. Now here's the problemwith this morning, the house got to

(32:44):
seventy four, and it felt reallycomfortable because cold air was coming in.
But in the meantime overnight the househas now become stagnant because the house is
at like seventy two, but theunit still set at seventy four, so
it's not kicking wants. So you'renot getting any fresh cold hair, nice
outside of your nice cold air outside. So now my house is just kind

(33:07):
of like muggy. It's not soit's it's kind of comfortable. It's better
than having heat, but it's uh, it's still not the greatest. Yeah,
I did it, man. Thenight before, my family's just bitch
at and moaning about it. It'slike, you know what I said,
Well, I see, I didit to avoid that. I I when
the girls got hauled out man,because that night it was hot, like
it was eighty one in our bedroom, and I'm like, well, let's

(33:28):
put the fan in the window hotor the cold air in. I'll tell
you what. Where I get thecomplex you got to yesterday? I was
shocked that I did not get atext for my wife yesterday morning complaining that
when she was put doing her makeupand everything like that. That's where she
can't stay in the heat. Yeah, so I said, get out the
kitchen and uh so she uh,she didn't yesterday. So we survived yesterday

(33:50):
or yesterday morning. But by threeo'clock through the house eighty three degrees it's
too hot. Yeah, and thisis a perfect time to fire them up
because it's going to cool off.This is a perfect day. It's you
don't need it, then you're Ifyou don't need it and it's not working,
then you have time to get afixed. You're not in the middle
of like June world for a whilenight because here's the thing door to day
care. During the day, it'slike, all right, I got the

(34:10):
windows open, whatever, but it'sgonna start raining and tonight it's gonna get
down into let's see. Yeah,it's gonna get down to like the like
tonight. Yeah, so all right, so like then I can have the
windows open, but it's like Ihad to. I had to take the
edge off yesterday man. And uhand yeah, I'm sure air conditioning business
is booming, because dude, thatsucks. I've been there. You go

(34:34):
to fire that air conditioner bad boyup and you're like, ooh, that's
not a good sound. But isthe HVAC man who's replacing a unit my
neighbor's house. Yeah, I waslike, how's it going. It's like
I'm super busy the first hot day, man, people put it on.
Do My parents had this central airunit for thirty years, and I remember
the last ten years it was likepraying every time you turn the air on
that that thing would kick open.And this is when like they would just

(34:58):
these guys openly would just spray foron it. So it was like it
got to the point where like youcouldn't even do that anymore. Yeah,
and uh and luckily, uh yeah, man, my mind kicked on,
but it was eighty three is alittle tough to live with in the house.
If it was if there was abreeze, I could be like okay,
but it just wasn't. Yeah Ihave a breeze. It's a man
made breeze. It's a fan thatI put my window that my wife hates

(35:20):
because she swears it's sprays by andwhat I get yesterday. I talked about
it two days ago about putting thewindow the window fan in there. She's
like, the kids are allergic andthere's gonna be pollen everywhere. I was
like, I ain't seen no pollen. What do I see? Yesterday morning?
I see pollen everywhere? Maybe yougot a point she was broken out
and everything else. I did learnthat we have lost the remote to the
fan in my bedroom, so nowthe fans stuck on slow and I'm like,

(35:45):
where's the remote? Baby? It'sbeen living on top of the thermostatus
for the six years we've lived here. I don't know. Okay, what
do you mean? You don't knowthe remote hasn't moved in six years.
Where did it go? Trying toexplain basic the way the fan works,
Like my wife will put the ceilingfan on, and I'm like, if
there's hot air on top of theceiling, it's just blowing hot air down

(36:07):
back on you. It's just reallysupposed to move things around, not when
it's super hot. And she'll leaveit on. She'll leave it on when
I'm not in the room, butwe won't be in the room. She'll
put the fans on. Nothing it'sdoing. You're just wasting I just still
like, you're you're wasting electricity.At that point, look, we get
back on the thing blowing in thatroom anyway. There, we get back

(36:30):
we'll do a thing called you thinkyou have a bad you think you've got
it bad. I don't think wehave it bad. Within five years,
I hate this man, all newvehicles are gonna be required in the United
States that have an automatic emergency brakingsystem. It's a button now instead of

(36:52):
the good old like crank up yeah, or the foot one. Now,
it's gonna be like a button one. It's gonna be all electric. H
So. Earlier this week, thefinal draft the new regulation was unveiled by
the nationale Highway Safety Administration, callingit the most significant safety rule in the
past two decades. It's believed thatthe new regulation will help prevent many rear
end and pedestrian collisions and reduce theroughly forty thousand traffic deaths that happened each

(37:15):
year here in America. I guessit can also run off the computer system,
so if it feels like without youdoing it, it can engage it
without you. All those smart cars, I mean they there's a lot of
times where I'm not paying attention andit will a little flash up on the
thing saying like it scares me morethan the car in front of me.

(37:37):
It kills my windshield goes red andwhoa, whoa, And I'm like,
whoa, that just happened. Andit breaks too, man, I mean,
well stops. So it's like alot of times, man, I
take back roads. So if I'mlike, if there's a curve and there's
not another car, common like sometimesI'll cross over that middle lane just because
the way the curve works right,and my car as a thing where it

(38:00):
feels if you go over the lineand it has a coffee alert, yeah,
it's like it's like time to takea coffee break. It's time to
take a coffee break. I wishcoffee would come out of the dashboard.
And then dude, my insurance istied up into that. So like I'll
get a thing on my phone beinglike, hey, good for you.
You're you're You're like you're on theboard with a trophy. You've gone ten

(38:22):
days without an alert. Wow,And I'm like, is everyone watching me?
I guess me and you I knowwe've talked about it. We got
to get our wives on board.If you're planning a trip this summer,
the Taliban is taking steps to enticetravelers to vacation in Afghanistan. I'm sorry
you said the Taliban Taliban, arethey still bad? They're still bad,

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right, They're not as bad asISIS, and they're like a friendlier version
of ISIS. That's what ISIS camein and stole their thunder. About thirty
men have been crammed into a classroomin Kabul at a Taliban run institute training
tourism and hospitality class. It shouldbe noted that students are all men because
women aren't allowed to have anything overa fifth grade education. Those students,

(39:04):
however, are eager to promote differentside of Afghanistan, despite its struggling economy,
poor infrastructure, and mass poverty.As far as the numbers go,
in twenty twenty one, they wereabout seven hundred foreign tourists. That number
shot up to about twenty three hundredand two thousand and two, and they
had about seven thousand tourists last year. So tourists are we talking about people

(39:24):
that were captured? Go Afghanistan?Didn't we leave seven thousand people there when
we just decided just to take upand just and just leave. Imagine you
could take the tour They bury somepoor woman up toward neck and here you're
throwing rocks at her head like that. No, it's awful. You know
all these protesters. Yeah right,you're seeing all these protesting these college campuses.
Give them all a free ticket toAfghanistan, yep, and let them

(39:46):
see what the world is like outsideof their safe little college campus. Up
with the net and just drop themoff and say we'll be back. Dude.
The girls, right, this isscary. So a kid was at
our house, right, was inCharlotte, or Carolina. She kept telling
her parents, she goes, there'smonsters in my wall. And the parents
were like stop, and like,it's a kid. She's got a big

(40:07):
imagination. Maybe she watched a scarymovie, read a scary book. But
she's like, no, there aremonsters in my walk, like creepy,
right, like the girl from Poltergeist, you know, the girl from exercise.
The parents tried giving her a bottleof water and they called it monster
spray, so every night she wouldspray monster spray to keep the monster to
use that yep. So finally theparents had nothing man, and they're like,

(40:30):
okay. They brought in a companythat uses infrared dode. They found
out there were sixty thousand bees anda beehive behind her wall. Okay,
And she was right. She washearing those things at night and there were
monsters in her wall. Yeah,we get no way. We get them

(40:51):
in the vents over top of thetoilets. We now have birds flapping around
in there building nests. I canhear them too. You gotta put the
covers on the things off or instorms, and you got to go back
out there sometimes they Yeah, sosometimes they'll they'll set up right in the
dryer vent and I don't have toget a broom handle and sneak it out.
So the exterminator was able to removethe bees and the honeycombed weighed about

(41:15):
one hundred pounds. Wow, Sothe girl was right. Yeah, and
the monster spray didn't work. ThereYou go, those people, they haven't
had you not so much. Hiheardradios Rock the Bank is your lunch point
seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock stationZXL. Masha, I gotta be honest,
man, kind of interested in what'sgoing on with these campuses. Have
you been watching the footage about theuh the protests protests at these college campuses

(41:39):
that these the average price where theseprotests are happening for a year of college
is seventy thousand dollars. And ifI'm a parent, I turn the TV
on and I see my kid runningfrom fireworks and jumping in the dumpsters and
throwing things through windows. Dude,I would rip them right out of school
and go, what do you doin numb nuts? Yeah, it's it's
on a loop now basically on thenews. I mean, that's all that

(42:01):
they're covering. But the problem I'mhaving is I don't know who I'm I
don't know who I'm rooting for.Now you'll see a scuffle go down.
Now who am I supposed to be? I don't know who the good kids
are and who the bad kids are. The cool kills it out at some
of the schools. The fraternities aretrying to clean it up. So they're
like, cause these for some reason, magically, these protesters get these magic

(42:24):
tents that just show up where thisso they can live. They all match,
they all have the same exactly untilthey were all bought at the same
Dick's Sporting Goods and uh, andso now the fraternities are in the middle
of the night taking their tents andtheir sleeping bags and throwing them away in
dumpsters. And I got it.There are some schools that have gotten it
right. Princeton. If you getarrested protesting, you are automatically kicked out

(42:49):
of school and you have to vacatethe school in twenty four hours, and
you should be that's the problem.There's no punished. They took okay,
they took over a building at Columbiayesterday. I'm watching the girl. Good
dude, you brought her up thismorning. The girl was the best.
She goes well. I mean,even though we graffitied the building, we
broke windows and we now are squattingin the building and it's illegal, we

(43:13):
should still be able to go getour free lunch. Yeah, she wants
to make sure that they're not goingto cut off food if we should still
be on the meal plan. Ifyou're okay, I'm gonna say probably their
grandparents. If you protested something realyears of charge, you do, really
protested like it was a big deal. You had something you were really standing
for. Someple who stood there withpeople like Martin Luther King, right,

(43:35):
and they fought segregation in some ofthe same buildings on the same college campuses
the Vietnam War, Right, theywere protesting. They're coming out now and
saying this is a disgrace, like, yeah, we sat in, we
protested real things, like these kidsare asked questions about Palestine. They don't
have answers. The one girl hadto look at another girl and go,

(43:57):
do you have answers to what they'reasking? Because I don't know anything about
it, but they're protesting. Ithink I think there was a group that
went on an eight hour hunger strike. Eight hours, isn't that intermediate?
Fascinating? Eight hours? And youknow what I think. I read this
online. I pray it was Ipray it was true. There was one
group that was doing a hunger strike, and then the other was on the
other side. They were grilling andthey were barbecuing right next to the people.

(44:20):
Have them here. I'm fascinated.I can't turn on Fox News.
It's a constant loop. I can'tturn it all in. Some of these
colleges, the campuses, they justthey go, they call the cops and
then they just get rid of them. There's one girl screaming. The cop
just throws her over his shoulder.He carries her in handcuffs and he's walking
around. She falls, She herbody goes to his numb and she falls
limpy, he doesn't care. Manpicks her up. She's got the handcuffs

(44:43):
on it, and she's screaming likethat pretty much sums up twenty twenty four
for college kids. The pinnacle ofthis silliness was that girl yesterday at Columbia
University squatting in a college owned building, asking we should still get our food
planned because as we are owed thatby the school. What a shame.
I don't know who's gonna pay forthe windows that you broke. And the

(45:05):
parents and you know, they tooktwo janitors hostage they could leave the building,
so it's like, it's like,dude, if i'm the cops,
just ram the building down to throwthem all in jail. Let their parents
figure it. Years ago, Ithink it was I think it was a
Black Lives Matter protest and the momsaw the kid and she came down and
grab them. If you're a parentof Baltimore school, go grab these kids
and yanked them by their ear,put them in the car and see them.

(45:28):
It was live on the news andit was in Baltimore, and the
mom saw them on TV and sheshe grabs them by the ear. She's
hitting them with like a broom awesome, whatevery mom could do. She's like,
get home, stupid dumb kids.Heybody, thanks your calls. And
he always welcomed on the show.Glad we all the part of it.
Stay there, which you off arock block? It is ONT seven ZXL,

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South Jersey's rock station z X heldmorning sing smile at one eleven,
O love, O man, thesun comes shining through where you're crying?
What's you bring on the rim?Right? I'll stop you'all shot and stop

(46:13):
this side. We'll just be happy. This where the smiling. Let smiling,
keep on smiling. I'm smiling,dropping out. I know you guys
are awesome. My love looking meguys on my way works r. She's
like, yeah, warming up,Kip, and I'm like, I'm about
here. We're rocking. Hey,thank you? You shot the beast?

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