WEDNESDAY 5-7-25

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Go way up, Ye, wake up Dnsley.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Way up.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
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(00:36):
isn't it?

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Hey, Hobie, what's happening?

Speaker 5 (00:40):
Man?

Speaker 4 (00:40):
Good morning? Jud You gotta love trump Man. He he
he'll answer any question. And he was asked about legal
immigrants and he threw out the idea of putting them
all in Alcatraz. Okay, let's bring it back now. It
hasn't been a working jail since the early sixties. Yeah.

(01:01):
I was there thirty years ago and on the island.
You actually saw it. Yeah, Yeah, I went the Alcatraz went,
they did the whole tour and everything. Met Phil Hartman
when I was at Alcatraz, the great Phil Hartman. He
was He was getting ready to film a movie called
So I Married an Axe Murder and with Mike Myers,
and he was working as a tour guide to get

(01:24):
ready for the movie because that's what he was in
in the movie. That was his role. That's cool, man,
It was very cool. No one knew it was him,
and I tapped my dad on the shoulder. I goes, dude,
that's Phil Hartman and my dad's like no, And so
I went up to him and I kind of nudged him.
I was, I don't know, fourteen, I was fourteen, and
I was like, it's Phil Hartmon right, and he goes yeah.

(01:45):
He goes, I'm getting ready for a role. That's awesome, dude.
And I got to be better than the Alcatraz tour.
I got a great picture with him. Yeah, yeah, super
nice guy. And then hey, four years later he's dead.
Back to Trump. Yeah, he was more by his wife
while she was on a cocaine bite. So, uh yeah,
Trump wants put ill legal.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Immigrants in Alcatraz. Yeah, talking about bringing it back. Uh,
someone made a great point in a podcast.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
You were just listening to it.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Would you could probably build ten facilities and the cost
it would take that, But it would be cool to
have Alcatraz back.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Wouldn't it? It would be It would be needs some work, man,
it's a fixer upper. Now has anyone ever escaped? I
know there's been a few tries, has anyone actually been
about it? Three guys escaped and were never found again.
And there's a there's there's you know, a lot of

(02:39):
word that they did make it because that's that's a
rough so that's a rough swim or raft rock and
it's shark infested waters. So I believe it was three
guys they went and uh were never heard from again,
which they should have a bell on the shore there
and if you reached that bell and ring it, yeah,

(02:59):
you should be able to go for it's safe. Yeah,
it's a hell of us. I think it's like a
mile and a quarter swim. It's like ten. Yeah, like
like that's it. Like remember it tag, you would have
your safe spot. Go grab the flag. You grab the flag, man,
go walk away, bro, you survived. That's it. Yeah. And
it is neat if you ever get out to San
Francisco and you lived out that way when you were
a kid, right yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
I like we went to Fisherman's Wharf. I never went
to the actual island, but you could see it. Yeah,
it's cool.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Man boat right out there is cool. The to it's
a very cool tour. But you talk about lead paint,
A lot of lead paint, okaylowing up illegal immigrants.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Right there on that put them right on the island,
right there on the ocean front.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
One point in the late sixties early seventies, I want
to say a group of Native Americans took it over
and then claimed it as their own and lived there
for like a year or two.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Now, that would be an awesome house. The levelould and
put a nice house. You got a nice piece of
property there.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
And I believe that's when we finally just we cleared
them out and then made it the museum. Sometimes I
think he just says, like we all think that you
and I would be thinking the same thing. We're not
gonna say it, and you're the president.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
And he says so much like it's it's a one
percent of it's gonna be some nonsense because he.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Talks so much. It's the same thing as like put
him in a rocket ship and send him to space.
There you go.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
It sounds like a great idea, right, but you know,
you don't really act on it. You don't say, yeah, everybody, Uh,
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Speaker 4 (04:23):
We get a tribute band for Chicago coming to Lee
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Speaker 2 (04:28):
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Morning Show. Good morning, everybody doing line.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
I can all write it and we'll do it.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Lit and things sucks. I'm Scotty. Good morning or some
news for us. On a Wednesday morning, a ten year
old boy this is up in Washington Township was found
fatally shot inside his home yesterday afternoon. The shooting happened
on the four hundre block of Westminster Boulevard. Police said

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they even closed down the elementary school that was right
near the crime scene. They are investigating the shooting, but
the child was found with a gunshot went into his head.
He was pronounced dead at the scene. A popular German
grosser Aldy is opening up two hundred and twenty five
stores in twenty twenty five, and yesterday it announced a

(05:24):
plan of eight hundred locations by twenty twenty eight.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah, some things you can get there. Some things are
a little bit dicey. Think about wife's gotten some hamburger
meat from there. It's not terrible.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
It's not my go to, but it's not bad. It's cheap, man.
I had a ton for cheap. Other one that everyone
goes nuts about is that Litel Liddell. It's one opened
up in Ancarber Township, and it's another. I think it's
a German company too.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
See.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Now, the fun part about all the is that there's
no bags. So what you do is you got to
go to the exit the shelves and grab all the boxes.
So you find the detergent box one in there, you
take it out, You grab the box.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
Then that's like a gold mine. I almost got into
a fistfight once in a uh you know, in an
Ald with a guy because they do that thing where
you know, once again I get it. You know, you're
trying to save money with workers, but they only put
one person on the register. Oh yeah yeah. So then
it gets that thing where like everyone starts coming from

(06:22):
all different angles to the line and and then you
people are are like, well I was here before, I
was here before. I dude. One guy accused me of
cutting in Locke. Come on, man, dude, I I and
you know me, I don't get like this. I wanted
to drop the guy. I'm like, dude, I'm like, dude,
take this. We can take this outside.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
And it's confusing because you gotta there's a cart there,
and then you're you got to your cart up, but
there's already cars. She puts everything in the card for it,
and then the cart you got to pay a quarter
for it.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
If you don't have a quarter, you can't get a cart. Yeah, yeah,
that's I don't like that either. All right, Well it's
wile West at all these there's gonna be a bunch
of all these. Uh, Columbia University, we'll have to lay
off about one hundred and eighty staff members because well,
the Trump administration cut four hundred million dollars from federal
grants to the school because and I'm okay with this. Yeah, man, right,

(07:14):
I think this is I applaud the Trump administration for
doing this. They said the school failed to protect Jewish
students from anti Semitic harassment. So we're pulling your money.
Shame what they're going through. Yeah, I mean they're they're
blocking off doors, they can't get the bill. Crazy dude.
We just get the Jewish kids bats and just let
them go at these people and just fighting back. It's nuts.

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And uh so yeah, I'm absolutely in Columbia University is
the worst defender of it. That's news. What about sports?
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Speaker 2 (08:00):
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is the Excel South Jersey's Rock Station XL. The Excel
South Jerseys Rock Stations, the Xcel Mony Show. I want
no parts of this. I know what my wife is
trying to do, and we're trying to gear up for summertime,
keeping the kids busy with doing activities in all right,

(08:21):
we had a couple of camps down on the door outside. Well,
we're also we're also teaching our kids how to earn money.
So you want them to be responsible, So get a
job kids. Okay, So my twelve year old he sells
he illegally sells snacks on the golf court. Yeah, legally
they can't work. They can't get do our working paper
is still a thing.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
I think I had to get him for my nineteen
year old when she got a job at like fifteen,
I had to get her working papers.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
When I say illegal, I mean he shouldn't be doing
this because he's taking away money from the golfing peopleare
the golf course doesn't want him selling stuff.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
He's selling invitedhmin waters.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
He's got waters, chip snacks, and the kid does about
I'm gonna say about one hundred hundred, one hundred and
twenty dollars he'll do on a Saturday or Sunday, just
sitting out there. Now he's got the ten, he's got
the table. He's out there a cart girl that he's
stealing money front, but he's out there. But he gains
the respect to the guy saying, hey, here's a little
twelve year old. He's out here in the hot sun
cells next.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
These guys want it. You know what's a thing, man,
that we used to have and we don't have anymore
golf balls? Dude, No, I was gonna say paper boys,
remember that was the job at twelve thirteen, you that
was their first big responsibility was being a paper boy.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Now no one reads the newspaper. Yeah, my buddy did it.
Man my seventh grade, eighth grade, he was like the
paper guy. I think he maybe like twelve dollars a week,
but back then it was like, I don't know, it
was something. Yeah, he had a green box out front.
He loaded him up every morning.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
And say the it was real responsibility, dude. You had
to get up like five am and get on that
bicycle and ride around town.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Not anymore, no more. So my wife and my eight
year old come up with this idea.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
She posted on the It's almost embarrassing, Like, listen, I'm
about getting a job. I get it, but I'm gonna
have to be involved in all this and I want
no parts of it. It's called the Tiny Turd Terminator.
She wants him to go and pick up dog poop
from people's yards for ten dollars a yard.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
She posted on the Facebook of the neighborhood we live in.
With all the information, now this sounds like a great idea.
First of all, I got so much crap in my
yard that none of the kids have touched.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
Like, we take him out there, we force him to
go through it. He needs some training on cleaning up poop. Yeah,
let's start with our yard. How about this, I'll pay
him ten dollars to do, are you dude? That was
the That was God, you're speaking my language. My oldest
I remember, dude, when it comes to cleaning, she ain't
great at it. Yeah. And I remember she came home

(10:44):
one day she I think she was in high school,
and she's like, I'm gonna work as a housekeeper. And
I go, dude, I fell down laughing. I go, what
do you know about housekeeping? Nothing? Nothing? Nothing? Now even
do it at a house?

Speaker 5 (10:57):
Ye?

Speaker 4 (10:57):
Yeah, start with your room now quick. First of all,
this is something I'm gonna have to be involved in
because it's gonna happen the summertime.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
So my wife puts up with this idea. Do you
think in the summertime, I want to go to someone
else's house and watch my kids pick up dog mess?
To be honest, and then where are we gonna where's
the dog mess gonna go? Their trash can is not
going to my trash can for ten dollars, I'll be honest.
With the economy we're looking at right now, and the
inflation where and the high prices of life. I would

(11:26):
think that the first thing somebody cuts is the budget
for picking up poop. Yeah, let's put this up there
with Hey, I wish some of the power power washing
my trash cans would be a better job than doing this.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
But again, you're right, another thing someone's most likely gonna
cut out. But I mean, I could see a kid
knocks on your door, Like, I get that all the time, man,
where Like the kids in the neighborhood are knock on
the door and they're like, hey, man, can I wash
your car? And I just dude, honestly, I tell them no,
I go no. When I throw them five bucks, I
was like, here, but I liked it. At least you're hustling
like this. Here, you're gonna get a woman's I don't know,
you missed one, and now you're gonna you're gonna you're

(11:58):
gonna deal with so much nonsense. I mean, then I
get it. Look, I I like the work ethic that
your wife's trying to put into into his head. But
I see, I don't. I haven't had a dog in
a while. I forget. I mean, he had a big
deal to have to go pick up poop. Most people
do it on the walk anyway, Like this is it?

Speaker 2 (12:18):
This is for someone's yard, Like this is a perfect
example of what I would use in my yard. But
I don't think I'm paying ten dollars because I have kids.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
To do this. Yeah, but look at it. I look
at the logo. Man, it's a little dog.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
He's got a he's got a pile of crap and
it's in his little shoveler. He's got a cape on.
It's the tiny turn terminator. I love the name. I
just not not for summertime. Just you gotta do better.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
At least you want to lemonade stand or or sell
some vitamin waters out front. I get that.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Trying to think what else, like someone else's dog mess. Dude,
that's just that's disgusting.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
Man. Like the other thing, he's probably a little too
young to cut lawns. That was another big one when
you were before you could get a real job as
a teenager. Yeah, cut I dude. I remember being ten
eleven out they're cutting lawns. Yeah, third grade. I was
in third grade.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
I remember my dad would have to start the lawnmower
and then he would smoke weed in a lawn chair
out of a little pipe while I just I just
I pushed the lawnmower up and down the yard.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
Sounds pretty awesome, it was. Yeah. I think another job
was you could run the candy stand at the Little
League field. That's a great job. But I think he
needed a mom there with you because because as a kid, dude,
all you're gonna do is eat the candy.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
If I could just send my kid to go out
there and pick up dog mess and make money, I
get it.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
But I'm obviously gonna have to be involved in all that. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yeah, no, I'm standing someone else's yard with my dog's
picking up crap. She put it on the Facebook. I
hope no one responds. My one buddy did.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
He's like, well, if they're big turns, I'm like, see,
now you got guys breaking out balls. That's what. Yeah,
it's I mean, I get it's it's it's something, right,
But let's do better. How about that? It's something I
don't know. I don't know how much money he'll make,
but who knows. Man, maybe he'll get some neighbors who
just want to throw them a bone. Yeah, you know,
I'm gonna have to be involved in this. But like

(14:00):
you said, start with your own house. Yeah, if you
got if you got dog poop in your backyard, start
with your yard. I got ten dollars in my pocket
right now, let's do it. I see I would eve
give him ten dollars. You live here, Yeah, that's that's
that's how you pay rent. Look, I got a pair
of tickets for the Lee Boy Theater this Friday, tribute
to Chicago. If you want to go, if you like

(14:21):
the band Chicago, it's gonna be this great tribute act
for Chicago at the Lee Boy Theater. Six zero nine
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Speaker 1 (14:33):
There's some rock games, Joejoe and Scottie. Rock news.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
Here's some rock news for you. Joe Perry with Aerosmith
sitting out, doesn't look like they're ever going to go
back on tour again. Uh. He's taken the Joe Perry
Project out on tour. Uh. You've got eight shows including
I believe there's going to be.

Speaker 5 (15:10):
Well.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
There is a fill devoid of us missing Aerosmith. We
now get the Joe Perry the line.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
On this now, it doesn't look like we're getting a
local show. It's a it's an all star lineup the
Joe Perry Project. It has Chris Robinson from The Black
Crows as their lead singer. Eric Kretz from STP is
drumming uh and Robert de Leo, the Bassis of STP,

(15:37):
is playing bass. So they're all great musicians. At Whitford
is also going to be with them like great musicians.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
I get it, but we're not getting like any hits, right,
They're just playing like.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
What music they're what they play. It's kind of cool
because they'll play Aerosmith. But then you have Chris Robinson
who can play Black Crow song. You have the guys
from STP who can play STP songs right, and you
got two guys Marrismith, You got Brad Whitford and Joe Perry.
We'll go out there and do Arismith. So a super
duper cover band what we're getting pretty much pretty much

(16:07):
the Steve Miller Band has announced twenty two new tour dates,
and it looks like we do have a local show
for that. That's gonna be Atlantic City, August twenty second
at the hard Rock. If you want to see Steve Miller,
and we still get Steve Miller, right, He's still alive.
Steve Miller's still kicking.

Speaker 5 (16:23):
Man.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
That was a guy. I'm gonna say, for probably six
or seven summers in a row, I would go see
him and dude, it's nothing but hits. Yeah, he just
plays hits. Guy's got an entire greatest Hits album that
he just plays at every concert. Ozzy Osbourne, he now

(16:47):
is saying it's time for him to stop living the
rock and roll lifestyle. He said, it might be time
for him to stop living. He said, it's time. I
lived on the for fifty odd years. I've kind of
got used to not picking up my bags and getting
on the bus again. I don't smoke, dope or do
any of the rock star lifestyle stuff anymore. I'm kind

(17:09):
of like a homebody now. I never go out. I
never hang out in bars. I don't drink, so why
would I go out and hang out with people that do.
He said, I even hate shopping with my wife. I
feel like stabbing myself in the neck, yeah when she
drags me out shopping. But he's just like us because
we all hate that too. Ozzy. Yeah, it's just not

(17:29):
fun Ozzy. You know, they are doing a big Black
Sabbath farewell show this summer featuring Guns N' Roses, Metallica, Slager, Tool, Anthrax, Pantera,
and Alison Chains. Steven Tyler has been added to that bill,
also from Aerosmith. So so that I think this is
everyone's kind of goodbye to oz Ye. There you go.
Some rock news for it. Lunch Boy Seven's the exl

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Speaker 5 (18:04):
Well?

Speaker 4 (18:04):
This took an odd turn. So yesterday I had something
social media popped up. There used to be a show
that I that my kids used to watch called the Doodlebops.
You do do you remember the doodle Bops? Don't remember
the doodle Bops early two thousands, right, they were there
with the wiggles and all that stuff. And so I

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sent the video to my my family text threat I
was like, oh, you guys remember the Doodlebops And the
kids all were like, oh my god. I used to
love that show. And then it took a weird turn
where my oldest goes. Yeah, it's weird now because the
term bop, like they used to be the Doodlebops and

(18:45):
they were like clowns that would sing right maybe.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
When you look back at as an adult, right, well,
now it's so weird. Do you know what the term
bop stands for now? Isn't an acronym for something sex working?
So what happen is.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
They have these things now with OnlyFans and stuff like
that and fansy. They're called bop houses, and it's where
like hot young girls rent this these huge mansions and
they live there and it's just content where they just
constantly film themselves having sex and sell it on only fans.

(19:24):
And then there's other content that they put on Instagram
and and Snapchat and uh TikTok, you know. And so
what was supposed to be a real innocent hey kids,
you remember the doodle Bops turned into hey, when did
bob start meaning to be a whore? And then my
wife chimed in late last night, not just a whore,

(19:46):
a sex worker, more specifically a mattress actress. Now that
is a great name, a mattress of the mattress actress.
So that's okay. So I I follow years ago. When
I first got on Twitter, the most entertaining thing on
Twitter was porn stars. So somewhere I want I always

(20:11):
blame COVID. Remember when social media got real weird and
you weren't allowed to say anything, Like you can't say
suicide on social media? Right, you have to say on
a live you do? You know you can't say the
word porn. Really, they have to, so porn stars have
to find new ways to describe what they do. So
mattress actress is a term that gets thrown around. Uh,

(20:33):
they'll call themselves corn actresses, okay, and then they'll put
like a little emoji of a like a like a
like an ear of corn, right right, but like why
but are like are we so immature that like we
can't hear the word porn?

Speaker 5 (20:50):
Yeah? I know?

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Why would you flag that is as as rough? And
because you remember during COVID, we were flagging everything during
COVID Twitter, Yeah, but I gotta have a woman transitioned
into a guy telling me how cool it is that
her things were cut off, like so so yeah, so
so a very innocent post about Doodle Bops turned into

(21:10):
an education about a bob house. Yeah, there's so much terminology.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
I don't know anyone when my kids come back with
some stuff like they had they have a name for
the girl, for a girl's she had like a like
I would say, like we would say fat ass.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
Yeah, but I forget, Like you mean like a pH
I forget what?

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (21:27):
Yeah, yeah, like a like a fast like she's like
heavy set. Good question.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
I don't know whatever term he had was for a
girl with a big butt, where I would say fat ass, but.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
What they said, I forget what the term was. Again.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Man, it's like a dinner table thing where it just
goes in one ear and out the other. I forget
what it was.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
Dude. I'm one of these girls that I follow in
these one of these bob houses.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Right, she was talking like she's making four million a month.
I'm asking you how she's how they rent it out.
But you're right, these.

Speaker 4 (21:56):
Girls are already successful girls. And now you have maybe
six seven girls in a house, right, guys in a house,
and that's all they do all day long. Yeah, so
they're just making content and making money and that's all
free online. Well, how do you see it because what
they do is they do the only fans stuff, right,

(22:16):
and you got to pay for all that. But to
advertise it, they'll do a lot of them, will do podcasts.
There's a lot of good podcasts right now. They talk
about OnlyFans. Well, I might get a teaser where there's
a girl. Now she's sitting on the blender and I'm like,
she's like, you want more, you need to pay for it, Like, dude,
I mean, even like the Jake Pauls and stuff like that,
they're I mean, they're close to to being like these

(22:39):
Bop houses. Yeah, like all these kids, these kids go
and they rent these mansions and it's like their movie studio.
They just do content from these out. Mister Beast is
another guy, Like he fills the swimming pool with skittles,
right like, and kids go nuts over that stuff.

Speaker 5 (22:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:57):
I always thought it would be cool. My wife would
never go for it.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
But if like, like if a porn set wanted to
shoot like in one of the rooms of my house,
like my man came downstairs and like, I don't know,
bang away on the pool table. I was thought would
be kind of cool to have it in the scene.
That's but then you got to clean up afterwards. That's
a big industry in uh Los Angeles because you got
a nice house, yeah, in the valley.

Speaker 4 (23:18):
Yeah, they asuming that the step the step daughter doesn't
live in that house with her dad. And and you
watch a lot like like I said, there's some really
good podcasts about the porn industry, and uh, there's there's
people that do pick it apart like they they all
do like the same six or seven houses. So you're like, well,
this movie and then you look at it, it's the

(23:40):
same room from this other movie. But yeah, I just
wanted to tell my kids how Oh look, guys, remember
the Doodlebops and somehow it turned into sex work?

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Yeah, yeah, it's like something you thought it was pretty
cool and innocent growing up. I woke up in the
middle of the night I saw the responses to it,
and uh, I thought I was reading it that my
wife was saying one of the doodle Bops turned into
a sex worker.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
I was wrong that. I don't think that happened.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Like I assumed, there's gotta be some type of sexual
term that would be like a smurf, like if I
was Hey, I used to watch a show called The smurfs.
I bet you that's some kind of sadistic little slut
term or whatever well.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Would mean.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
Now, this is a weird thing. You know, there's a
big industry of cartoon pork, okay, like like all your
favorite cartoons, but it's turned into poor. This would be
like a grandpa smurf and then uh, you know, probably
a young one. It would be what was their sexy smurf?
What was her name? I don't think it was sexy smurf.

(24:40):
I think it was slut smurf. Look we we get back.
Knock out some headlines. This report is spaltered by Mattress Firm.
Nice and quiet.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
So far.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
One hundred point seven.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
The XLS out Jersey's rock stations. The X one Show
were streaming on the iHeart Radio app and the iHeart
Radio app where you can get a hold of the
talkback feature.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
It's pretty cool. You go to the iHeartRadio app, you
search w z x L. You'll see a red microphone button.
Hit that and you can send us a message.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
I got some talkbacks here again, not the best, but
you know we'll get them on the always. Everyone's great, Yeah, whatever,
all right, let's start it off here.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
Hey, it's mister Mike all for town, Pennsylvania, giving you
a car, rocking out the last five songs with you.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Say, play some deaf fleppert here we got guns and
rolls is eh d sink fish.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
Cuct your sows. Let's add some deaf lepperd.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
You have a great night. Rock on.

Speaker 4 (25:49):
See.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
I told you right out the gate that was a
request for def Leppard or whatever else he was asking.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
He was playing DJ. He was, he was, he was
recapping what we played. We gotta hire. That sounds like
he needs some sleep. He's a little tired. But he
was the stay jamin out of the station. Where was
he Pennsylvania? Uh yeah, Alan, Yeah, because yeah, you forget
we're worldwide, like you catch us anywhere?

Speaker 5 (26:10):
Yeah, Like yeah, you guys are talking about how expensive
dogs could be. Man that it's home with me, it's home.
Does I know it normally cost me five bucks to
put on in JoJo's mom And uh you know, there
if I asked for dogies something.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
Okay, but I mean one has nothing to do with
the other.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
It's when he brought that up though, you know. I
so I take my dog last week to get neutered,
and uh so that's Tuesday. Then the wound opens up
Tuesday night, So now I'm at the hospital. It cost
me another one to ninety. Yeah, so I go back
to the clinic. I'm like, hey, by the way, you know,
whatever happened here, I don't think you did such a
great job. They said you didn't do what you were
supposed to do as far as like stitches, you just

(26:50):
glued it. Can I get some kind of a credit.
They gave me ninety dollars credit to use towards the clinic.
I'm like, well, what am I gonna do there? I'm
not going to buy another dog? What am I hold
it off?

Speaker 5 (27:01):
Though?

Speaker 4 (27:01):
I get my other dog neuter and I might not
bring it back then, I was gonna say, and I'm
probably not gonna come back to your place because you sucked.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Right.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
How about you go to a car dealership you buy
a crappy card like Lissen. You know what, let's give
you your credit for the time we saw you have
the next crappy car. It's like how they they'll call
you out when you return something to a store if
you don't have the receipt. They're like, well, we can
just give you a store credit. I don want shot
her anymore. Yeah, and I didn't buy it here. I'm
trying to get a scam over on you.

Speaker 5 (27:25):
I appreciate listening to your show every morning. You appeal
to the type of crowd that I listen, but you
also have this Spiccoli mentality.

Speaker 4 (27:38):
It's bad, brother, does that we just fall around too much.
We'll take it seriously. Piccoli is Sean Penn's character from
Fast Times at Richemont High, who is as a pothead.
It's failing out of high school. Mister hand. Oh, I'm
such it. This is you because of the weed talk.
Maybe maybe maybe that guy, Maybe that guy's telling me

(28:00):
I need to make better life choices. Can you order
a pizza? Yeah? Well you did, dude, he ripped it up.
I would say I would compare you way more than
I would be a speccoli back in the day.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
From the stories you told me about that. You know
that that the drugs, the real hard drugs you were on.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
And that's the beauty of my life. It was never
hard drugs. It was fun drugs. I just like to
make that up. But there was definite times where it
was Pecoli esque for sure. Screwing around in school. Yeah,
like getting like getting high and smashing a shoe on
my head. There you Yeah, he had great ads.

Speaker 5 (28:40):
So I figured it out, how you two get along
so well? Scottie can't clean the other day and said, well,
admitted that he's addicted to horring.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
I thought about how.

Speaker 5 (28:50):
I said, you know what, JoJo's mom is addicted to.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
Horring, not just close to Mother's Day. I'm gonna shut
that one down. When when did I see it? I
was a did get the horring? Hoarding? I think he
meant hoarding d or horring that you hate. I said,
I hated hoarding with a D because my wife hords.
I think he said horring. He said, my mom's hoaring,

(29:14):
but you're addicted to hoarding? Or no sense at all
is that We're gonna end on that. That's how we
end it.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
So all I got, get him in. We'll run him
more on Uh, we'll have some more on Friday. We'll
get to him on Friday. Sticking him in.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
All right, go to the iHeartMedia app, right, or the
iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Please, I beg you just do something, Just do something.
In the talk back you go to the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
You search wz XL. Hit the red microphone button. That's
how you send us the message and no matter how
bad you just heard it, we'll we get back. I
got some tracks, Oh why track anything?

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Thirty on g on.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
Anything, racket Rock, rough thing, love, Trash. That got some
trash for you. Were you a fan of Boardwalk Empire?

Speaker 2 (30:09):
No, it's shame everyone talks, they rave about the show Man.
We got got an episode or two in I just
kind of got bored of it was.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
Uh, it's a very good show, and Steve Buscemi was
the star. But then there was his kid, and he
wasn't a kid, he was a young adult he played.
He was really what the show was about. It was about,
you know, the Atlantic City, how Atlantic City came up,
and the mob and everything like that. Michael Pitt is

(30:36):
his name. He's been arrested on sexual abuse charges. Geez,
well that's got something that you do in Atlantic City.
This guy's had some uh some real issues. Uh. He
even I think was killed off on the show because
spoiler alert, because of issues of of of of just
being a pain in the dance. Originally I think was

(30:59):
gonna be the original Anakin Skywalker too. In the Star
Wars prequels. Wow, Uh, Diddy hired a new lawyer yesterday.
It's puff Daddy. It's a woman and she came out
and said that she's a survivor of sexual assault and
she's gonna fight for Ditty because she thinks he's innocent.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Now, what makes you think he's innocent other than the
fact he's gonna pay you a.

Speaker 4 (31:23):
Ton hundred percent that check cleared. Let's see here. You
don't know you don't want to know? A story about
a raccoon smoking math.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
Do you?

Speaker 4 (31:37):
Yes? I show my show She but that go on?
This is au Is this you got a banter? We're
still in trash? This this is Springfield Township, Ohio. I
guess they pulled over a car or a car was
like kind of left on a street, so they like
checked up on it and in the car it was trashed,

(31:58):
right the car says trash in it and somebody at
band I'm sure it was stolen. They strew it on
the side of the road. There was a raccoon and
he was smoking a meth pipe okay, headed in his
mouth and everything. Huh dude, I'm looking at the picture.
That's pretty funny. The raccoon has the actual pipe in
its mouth. Like I like when the monkey smokes cigarettes
makes me laugh every time, every time. Right, it's like
when a kid, Like when a kid does something stupid.

(32:20):
But and we've talked about this, man a ton is
like when animals do human things. Yeah, hilarious, Like that's goats.
They'd laugh and scream like people. Dude, that one Gico
commercial where the manity is swimming and he has a
shirt on that's just come at me, bro. That's funny
because you know why in nature manatees don't wear t

(32:41):
shirts that say come at me, bro. You're a big
fan of bodybuilding, Jojo, of course, look at me goo bull.
He was His real name was gil Herme Henrique. He
passed away only thirty years old. He was a professional weightlifter.

(33:03):
See see how exercising is bad for you. It's yeah,
it's a professional steroid take exactly. That's the probably shoot
your body up. But so I'm looking at a picture
of the human body. Doesn't get like that. That's like
that's still a knee joint, Like that doesn't get stronger,
you just get heavier. Yeah, and it's it's like shocking,
like back in the day man, when those wrestlers would

(33:24):
drop dead, like did you look at him?

Speaker 5 (33:27):
Like not?

Speaker 4 (33:28):
It's not shocking. You don't get like that by just
doing sit up some push ups.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
I guess there's a lot of drama going on in
the Beckham household. So I guess David Beckham turned fifty
and I guess his kids weren't even spending in the
birthday with him. They don't like dad. I don't know, dude.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
All right.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
Look if i'm the kids, right, I'm doing whatever dad
wants because dad's the meal ticket. Sure, you know mom too,
she was a spice. But I mean, I don't see
the Beckham kids doing anything great now. So it's like
they out of trouble. Man, just taking the money you
want dad to pay off that old Navy card. Dude,
you show up to his birthday party.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
One unch point seven the XL, South Jersey's rock station.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
It's one of those things. When it rains, it pours,
And I think aviation's having a tough time right now.
And it's scary because we give up all of our
like any type of responsibility that we hold, we're giving
it over to an airline. When we get into a

(34:37):
big metal tube that's gonna fly hundreds of miles an
hour through the sky.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
I hate flying. I'm claustrophobic. I hate the heights.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
I hate it.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
My my father in law won't even fly because he
has no control of the plane.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
We have the accident that happened in DC with the
Army helicopter. Yeah, right, then right after that, a plane
flipped upside down in Toronto. Right now, have you heard
about what happened in Newark? So the airport in Newark huge,
one of the biggest hubs in the country. I guess

(35:11):
they're having some technical issues to the point where the
other day, for thirty seconds, all of their computers went down. Yeah. Now,
I heard there was a wire burned up or something.
But that's something that happens at your house or that
happens here, and we fix it. So now you're getting
a bunch of ex employees coming out and they're blowing

(35:34):
the whistle and they're like, dude. The technology, the radar
technology apparently they're using in Newark is from the late
seventies and early eighties.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
I bet you it's still Remember the movie Summer Rental
with John Canty, He takes a vacation. He's flipping out.

Speaker 4 (35:50):
He thinks planes are gonna crash and like, bro, that's
a fly on the screen, and then they forced him
to take a vacation because of all the stress and
stuff like that's true. I'd imagine it looks just like
that the green dop or whatever it is. Beep beep,
beep beep. That's kind of yeah. And I know it's
a very stressful job, right being a air traffic controller.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
I don't want to know, man, I will know how
close planes are on a crashing because I'm sure.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
It's a lot. Like you know, remember last year. I
think then the door fall off of a plane, Like
things are going wrong that shouldn't be going wrong, and
things need to be fixed. Because man, it used to
like you just got on a plane and you're like, okay,
I because every couple of years there would be like

(36:35):
a crash, but it would be one of those things
where it's like it's so like it it almost never happens.
Now it seems like it's happening every couple of weeks.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Yeah, And like when I get to a certain point,
like where I'm close to the ground again, I'm still
in harm's way. I could be I don't know if
I could see the ground. I'm feeling pretty good. But
then what happens, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
Someone must find a helicopter, and a helicopter hits the
plane and the plane explodes, Like these are the things
that happened. So like you're you're never really safe, but
then you're finding out too, like little things like it's
not little things like that because a lot of people died,
but like the helicopter pilot in that crash in DC
where they weren't communicating with air traffic control, Like, so

(37:17):
what goes on? And now you're seeing a lot of
near misses at airports where like one plane's taken off,
another one's landing and they almost hit each other.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
I think we just don't take things seriously anymore. We
feel like anything could be solved, but in aviation it's
not necessarily the case, because again a helicopter, you think, ah,
you know what, I'll be fine. Now you won't be fine.
We don't take things seriously anymore, and all those things
kind of went away, Like I don't know really what
happened with the one in Philly.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
It just I it was a big enough you dude,
I forgot about that one. The plane just did the
private jet just fell out of the sky. It was shopping. Yes, yeah,
like that. It's not supposed to happen. But I could
imagine that we've for so long, we've gotten by. We're
like another day went by. We're we're safe.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
And when you think of like the mass amount of
places that are landing safely, they feel like they don't
have to update their equipment.

Speaker 4 (38:03):
But yeah, let's uh, yeah, if there's anything you want
to update, let's start updating the aviation equipment. And dude,
there's nothing better than when you get on a plane
and uh, there's a podcast that me and you listen
to and this guy talks about it all the time.
You want to see the guy, the guy who's about
sixty years old with white hair mm hm, and he's
got that captain hat on yep, because that you want

(38:25):
that Sully Sullenberger. That's who I want. And I don't
care if I sound sexist. I want a sixty to
sixty five year old man flying that plane.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Yeah, I'll take him, even if he has a cup
holder with a couple of whiskey and a couple of ice.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
Cubes in it, bro, I'll take it.

Speaker 5 (38:39):
You know.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
I enjoy it too, because my biggest fear is that
pilot's having just an awful day, hates his life. I'm like,
this guy has the ability just to take this into
a shopping mall. If they get on the intercom and
he starts laughing or making a joke, I'm like, all right, man,
this guy sounds like he wants to live too, So
let's do this together.

Speaker 4 (38:55):
I remember it walking with a pilot. He actually knew
our show, and uh and and so he said something
to me about it. And now me and him are
walking to the plane together and I was like, how
a flight, how's this flight gonna be? And he goes,
we'll see.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Yeah. I don't love it. Yeah, man, I get anxiety
and do what I mean? Did you watch Breaking Bad?

Speaker 4 (39:20):
All right? So that's a huge part of the show
that actually kind of is the whole I believe that
starts the first episode is a part of a plane
falls in his pool, and that's because the air traffic
controller's daughter was killed by Walter White and he so
the air traffic controller lets two planes crash into each

(39:42):
other because he's so upset about his daughter dying. Really Okay,
so you didn't watch Breaking Bad. Yeah, but I never
picked up on that and the and the first episode
when the engine of the plane falls in his pool,
it's because of that accident. Wow, you never put all
that together. Remember Walter White watched the girl die and
while Jesse that was his daughter. So the air traffic

(40:04):
controller was so distraught he went turned his computer off
and let the planes crash into each other. Wow. Now
you can go back and watch it. Great show. Yeah,
uh look we we get back. Man, I've not got
some headlines.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Wellunch point seven ZXL, South Jersey's rock stations EXL.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
Morning show streaming on the iHeartRadio app. Yeah, just search
w ZXL. Make us your number one pre set yesterday. Man,
Me and our little buddy Billy, I call him little,
but I mean he's I think he's eight years he's
older than you are, eight years older than me. Yeah,
but he's short and he's the mentality of a child.
He is short, and I do feel like a father

(40:43):
figure in his life. Me and him were going back
and forth, and I forgot, Man, it got me looking
at videos. Dude, I forgot how much of a crush
I had on this girl and it was from a
video called Rush Rush. Oh God, dude, paul Paula Abdul. Yeah,

(41:06):
I had such a thing for Paula Abdul back in
the day, and so me and him just start sending
back like Paula Abdul songs. Dude, I gotta say underrated.
She had some real bangers out there and she was
smoking hot and she created the Laker Girls. Now, the
video you sent me from Rush Rush was a little different.

(41:29):
It wasn't her was well, that's what started the conversation.
It was a a woman who looks like she may.

Speaker 5 (41:38):
Have Yeah, it's.

Speaker 4 (41:42):
A woman who has a beard. Yeah, that's not Paula's
you know what, I know what I'll put she's singing.
She's the heavy set woman with a beard is singing
Rush Rush like for some reason. Now listen, you know
I I play music out there. I DJ. It's what
I do on the side, right my side, hustle. I

(42:02):
can't tell you there are some songs that just don't
Yes they're hits, but they just don't translate. I don't
know why into playing them where people would dance them.
Because you're right, Paul had duhem Man like, dude, opposites
of track. I would never even think to play it.
Maybe I'm missing out, dude. And then she started in
the mid nineties, she stopped doing the dance stuff and

(42:25):
started doing like easy listening stuff, and she had a
bunch of bangers there too, And then she got the
American Idol thing and that was you know, and that's
I don't know what she's up to now, but but yeah, man,
forever your girl. You're What was on with the cat
that was the opposite of track? Yeah, straight up. She
had a ton of like a ton of hits. She
was like it. She was the it girl. She was

(42:46):
dating Arcinio Hall and like I said, she created the
Lakers the what we know now is the Lakers dancers.
That she she was the one who created that.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Like, we have a Top forty station right across the
hall and they play I mean, listen, they're they're playing
old music.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
They play straight, just in a bad way.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
But I don't think they play any Paula Abdul, I'm
shot Planny. Janet jacks Jenet Jackson is another one too. Yeah,
a ton of hits. But when was the last time
you heard of Janet Jackson's song on.

Speaker 4 (43:11):
The radio radio it's It's tough, but you're right, Janet
another one man. She was right up there with Paulie.
But I don't think paul ever hit the heights of Janet.

Speaker 5 (43:19):
No.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
But but it shocks me because they sample all these
old songs right like, right now, our pop station is
playing a it's a bon Jovi sample. There's a song
I don't know, it's some some artist and they're sampling
a bon Jovie song, So it almost sounds like bon
Jovi's on the radio station. Nobody picked up a Paul
Abdul song. You can't sample forever. Your girl is straight

(43:42):
up or cold hearted? And why does she listen with
the with the resurgence of all this old stuff?

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Back out?

Speaker 4 (43:48):
Why didn't you back out on tour? Do you remember again?

Speaker 2 (43:50):
I saw Janet Jackson like a like a year ago,
and maybe I get why she's not back a tour.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
But and if you remember, it wasn't wasn't Paul Abdul
all banged up during American Idol like pills and stuff. Yeah,
she's on prescription pills. She was all yeah, So maybe
I don't know. I don't know what commotion she's in now.
But man, was she hot back like I was.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
I was ten, eleven, twelve years old when she really
was like the it girl. Yeah, eh, dude, she was
smoking hot and that Rush Rush video hiring Keanu Reeves
reenacting was a rebel without a cause. Oh, come on, that.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Was like part of our life. Like, I don't know,
we sat around. We watched MTV constantly, so you constantly
saw this stuff. It was embedded into your head.

Speaker 4 (44:29):
Dude. I'd sit there with friends where I'd be on
the phone with a friend and we'd watch TV together,
like we watch MTV and then talk about what we're watching. Yeah,
on the phone, yep, like that was what. Yeah, that's
what we did. We'd sit there and watch music videos.
I remember talking to a girl in fifth grade, Lisa,

(44:51):
Lisa Nicolosi. We're on the phone and we're talking about
the Paula Abdul Rush Rush video.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Yeah, Dad's trying to get a fax. Dad can't get
effects coming in.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
You're on the phone. Did you read my mind? Because
that was I was in my dad's office because it
was the only place to have privacy, and it was
a fact. Slaun, I'm sure it was yeah, excle you
I mean, I remember, I made my my basement, the bedroom.
I had my own phone line. It was the coolest
thing ever that was. That was that was a you
knew your parents came into some money when you got
your own phone line.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Yeah, kids don't understand, like you can just watch it
when you want. Now you have to sit around and
wait like an hour for them to play those videos
back again.

Speaker 4 (45:25):
Dude. The guys from STP had a great story the
first time their video ever got played on MTV because
you remember when the video started and was over, what happened?
You remember? Uh, well, they showed you what a little
caption at the bottom bottom left hand of the screen
giving you all the details. So the guys from STP

(45:48):
never had a video on MTV before. They're all sitting
around at a bar like they were told it's going
to play at this time it comes on, And whoever
gave them the video never put the information on the video.
She didn't get credit for it. And STP's like, no
one's ever gonna know who we are now. But that
was how big of a deal a video was, Wow

(46:08):
that no one knew the name of the band. It
never was you know, you didn't know the name of
the song. But yeah, Paula abdul Man, I'm telling you
what you want to You want to play some bangers
this weekend? Play some Paula abdul Where is she was she?
I mean she was? She was, straight up? Tell me
she was. She was on American Idol. She looked great
on American Idol too. Yeah, aged very well. She was loopy,

(46:29):
but she was on.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
She was good.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
Makes you even cuter. Look we get back. What do
you think called you think you have You think you've
got it bad. I don't think we have it bad. Uh.
A guy said he decided to not sit down for

(46:56):
five days. Okay, he's sleeping. The experiment were clear. The
guy what's his name, I don't know his name. He
could he could lie down for exactly eight hours at night,
but he had to be upright the rest of.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
The day, so he slept laying down, gotcha. So so
it means just all day, no city.

Speaker 5 (47:23):
You know.

Speaker 4 (47:26):
That's called a construction worker. He did it. I guess
the promote being more physical, being more active at work. Okay,
he said. Sitting down for prolonged amounts of time can
result in back pain, spinal dysfunction, joint joint issues, poor posture,
blah blah blah blah. He's not wrong. Sure, yeah, so
he said. It turned out to be a good move.

(47:50):
He said he was more productive. He didn't have to
take time for a breather or you then get distracted
outside of a work day. His legs did get tired
while he was watching TV or trying to do things
around the house. But like I said, he was allowed
to sleep for eight hours. How many days you do

(48:11):
this for five? And he said by day three his
legs were really killing. I said it was. It also
made him extra hungry to stand up like that. Huh,
just stand up for five straight days. But you're not, dude,
You're you're sleeping for eight hours, right right, You're not standing.
Do you ever go dumpster diving? My wife does all

(48:33):
the time, only in the good neighborhoods. Like she's doving
an actual.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
Dump Oh no, no, no, no, Well a mom who
dumpster dives, she actually dives in the dumpsters. Had a
good score the other day, thirty thousand dollars of items
from anything from purses, the jewelry.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
Yeah, it was someone who works at the store. That's
hiding it for their friends. Yeah, yeah, I do know.
That was a thing a while ago that people were
like hanging out out in the back of stores, especially
like those hobby lobby type stores. But here's my thing, like,
what like, I guess maybe something's damaged or something. You
got to throw it away, dude, I watch uh supermarkets

(49:14):
because things you know, after like wuahwah. It's perfect example.
My son worked at wuah wah. He's like after a
certain amount of time, like all that fresh food. Yeah,
you got a toss. So if you're at you know,
if you're hungry and you're hanging out behind to wah wah.
There's certain times day where that's a good score man. Yeah.
Like legally they have to throw it away because it's expired.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Ye it might still be be good consumable.

Speaker 4 (49:39):
Sure, all right. So for years they've been talking about
our alligators in the sewers in New York City. Well
the other day they actually found one. It is a
little creepy. It's been movies made about it, there's comic
books that are made about it. But they actually want
some some guys working in the sewer found somebody must

(50:01):
add a pet alligator. Yeah, and uh and let it
go in the sewer. Damn, dude, Dude, I don't know
if I could. I don't know if I could do
the sewer thing. No, No, I could work in a
sewer like that. No, not even just because the alligators,
because it's just disgusting. It's a little creepy. And yeah,
and like I remember watching Stephen King's It and a

(50:22):
lot of them is like they go into even those
big rain drains. Like, I don't know, man, there's just
something super creepy about it. All. Somebody put the alligator
in the sewer or do they try and flush it?

Speaker 3 (50:33):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (50:33):
Can they just is it to a point small enough
where you could flush it and ends up in the sewer? Maybe?
But I think this one probably was thrown like in
a rain drain. Jesus. You know that's the thing man,
you bring like, ah, man, what'd you get from Key West?
I brought back an alligator? Well, you know, I don't know.
You to get a little bigger, You're like, well, now
what am I gonna do? I'm in New York City,
I have an alligator. Dude. Do you know in the
fifties and sixties, like you would get the back of

(50:54):
a comic book. They would have like you could order
stuff right and you like order like a model airplane
or something like that. Do you know you could order
a monkey? Yes, see, that's pretty cool for like a kid,
you and like it. You would get they would deliver
you a monkey. We had. There was a woman in
my neighborhood who had a little pet monkey.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
Little it was it like a like a fun one
like it like a like life size was like a
little spider monkey or something. I don't know, maybe about
maybe I don't know, ten is just tall or something. Yeah,
I remember she had it in a cage. Man, it's
pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
It's kind of sad. Like it was a podcast I
was listening to and they were talking about it, and
and this older guy who was a kid in the
fifties he did it and he said, dude, it came
in a box. And he said the thing was so
ill and frail. Yeah, and he goes it died like
in a day.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
Now, if I could get a cool rangutang like the
one that that flapped their lips at you and give
you the finger, yeah, and I could live with it
every day, like I don't know, we get up together.

Speaker 4 (51:47):
I get the monkey out of bed. He jumps in
the car. I bring him here with me to work.
He's sitting on the couch. I do that in a heartbeat.
They let me. I guess we all thought that was
fun until that lady got her face ripped off, and
then things took a real dark turn after that monkey.
They else went down there. You go, h those people,
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Speaker 2 (52:07):
To w z xl XL, South Jersey's rock station, z
XCEL more Show. Tell me if this is stealing or dishonest,
you're probably gonna side with me. And my wife thinks
I shouldn't pull this move.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
I bought a nice leaf blower last year. It was
a backpack one, right, dude, I'm like a ghostbuster rid
The's blow and got an electric one and it sucks
out all the time.

Speaker 4 (52:32):
I hate it. Molly's got me one like I have
in my hand. I'm like, now now I'm out there enough,
I'm gonna treat myself to a backpack. One backpack that's
like landscaping quality. I got like a like a Troy
built one. It's like it costs me like three hundred dollars.
I thought it was a quality one. I go to
to pull it out this year, I've had it for
one year. I go to pull the quart A couple
of times, doesn't start, pull the court again. Court pops

(52:54):
off and there ain't no fixing that. There is no
fixing that. Yeah, once that court I had to have
him with a lawnmower and it's like, all right, I'm done.
I gotta get he me out, you know. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
So now I want to do and I've done this
with Amazon before because I feel like, you know what,
I don't care. The man's not going to miss the money.

Speaker 4 (53:10):
Now I want to go buy the same one, take
it back to the store, put my mind back in
the box, and take it back to the store and
stay it busted.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
I know that's dishonest, but don't you think after a
year I pay three hundred dollars, should that thing lasts
for more than a year.

Speaker 4 (53:24):
Ye, that's why they tell you to buy the warranty.
Oh the warranty. What that paper you're supposed to fill
out that ever fills out.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
You don't still have the receipt? No, no, no, I
mean and I know this place too. They seem to
take a lot of cool stuff back. Yeah, it's like
it's like a depot for homes. So I could can't.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
I could take the box, take the new one out,
put this one, clean it up, put it back in there.
Say listen, I have had this thing for about two weeks.
I used the hell out of it and it just busted.

Speaker 5 (53:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:50):
My wife says, no, but I feel money, but I
give them money. You Yeah, I feel you, dude, I
got I took something back. I hate taking stuff back.
I just I hate waiting in line, and I just
you feel do you feel dirty? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (54:03):
Right?

Speaker 4 (54:04):
And uh. And a woman was like, I need the
credit card. This was bought on oh good love, and
I think my wife bought it. And I'm like, I
don't have like I don't know. I had the receipt
and everything. I go, here's a receipt. He goes, oh, no,
I need the card.

Speaker 5 (54:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:16):
I was like how. I was like, I'm here, I
need No. It wasn't even me, it was for my kid.
I'm like, I didn't even buy this lady.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
Yeah, But in her defense, you give off crackhead vibes
where you just want the cash well put it back
on the credit card.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
I was shaking and sweating. I was like, ma'am, I
just need cash please. I know it's dishonest, I get it.
But after a year, I'm o that I'm the proper
piece of machinery that I purchased because I spent money
on the leaf blower. Man, dude, how about this, Like,
I get it, you want your money back, and and

(54:50):
that should should have lasted longer than a year. Dude.
I did a Facebook yard sales site where I bought
Remember that I bought that basketball arcade machine. Yeah, dude,
I buy the and advertises it as brand new. I
get it, open up the box. It's definitely used. It's
missing parts. It's missing the instructions and missing the basketball which,
like what you need the basketballs? Yeah? So what dude?

(55:12):
I finally reach out to the woman because it's like
I said, hey, look, I said, do you have the parts? Oh?
I bought it from somebody else. I thought it was new.
Ah say so, I said, Okay, now I've told you
that it's missing parts. I've told you right. You would
think as an honorable person, you would go, hey, man,

(55:35):
if you just I'll give your money back, like I
sold you a bill of goods? Do you know? She
just goes, yeah, I don't know what. I don't know
what you want me to do? Wow. And so dude,
I responded back and I go, well that just sucks,
doesn't Yeah, that's it? And I left it like that.
My wife's like, did you I mean, did you say?
Like did you try? And like, you know, I throw
more stuff at her and I said no. I was like,

(55:56):
what am I gonna do? She got one over on me.
I lost, like, I'm not going to get into a
pissing match with with a woman from one a Facebook
yards out site.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
You just wanted her to know, you know what I
got robbed the store to know that you spend three
hundred dollars on this thing at your last longer.

Speaker 4 (56:12):
Than a year.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
I almost want to go and just throw it at
the cashier. Dude, we should go take it and hit
the woman who sold me the bad basketball arcade thing
with the leaf with Why.

Speaker 4 (56:21):
Would we do that? You'd be very confusous.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
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the show. Glad we know a part of the stay
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