WEDNESDAY 7-2-25

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Wake Up, Wake Up, Wake Up, Darnsley, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
In a world of dull, mediocre radio in a time
of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand about all the rest. And

(00:38):
this show, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Hey? Good morning man? How are you? Dude? I'll tell
you what. I haven't bought one in twenty five years,
thirty years Morning after pill dude, No, no good, I
I'm sorry. I I remember my beautiful wife and I

(01:06):
don't know if we were married yet, and we had
to take that trip. Yeah, and that's an embarrassing one
because they put it under a lock and key, so
you have to make an announcement to the woman like
this is what I need and she has to find
the key to open up the case because they run
about fifty bucks. Yeah, they do this at the Walmart
with legos. Because I thought this was my eight year old. Yeah,

(01:29):
so yeah, that was the last time the Morning After
philm Yeah, that was probably probably about ten years ago. Then,
no man, a window air conditioner? Oh wow? Yeah? Yeah.
So my mom's house is super old, right, it's from
the forties and it doesn't have any space to run
any duckwork, so there's no there's no air conditioning. So

(01:52):
she has window units and I'm not She's old, dude,
and I'm not going to put those new expensive ones
in those those wall units. Now they have right that
you can put in like in every room. So we
put window units there and it's fine, and we've been
doing that since they she's lived there. So one one
of the air units, you know, just was blowing out
hot air. So I was like, all right, and I'll
replace it. So I go to the store yesterday. It's

(02:14):
three hundred and fifty bucks. Wowndred fifty bucks are away, dude. Honestly,
I went in thinking seventy five bucks on hundred bucks.
It sounds like something you should get pretty cheap, like
a fan, like fifteen dollars. Just keep cool. Who my
favorite is? So Big Lots went, uh, it went out
of business. Like Big Lots was like a perfect place
for that, like to get like you know, an air

(02:36):
conditioner and like a patio set. Yeah, And so Big
Lots went out of business and they just replaced the
Big Lots down here in South Jersey with a store.
That's just like big lots. Yeah, it's it makes zero sense,
but I wish them well and hopefully they make a
lot of money. So, yeah, dropped three hundred and fifty
bucks on a window air conditioner yesterday.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
The only alternative is those other those duglass units. But
they're expensive too. Man, Then you got posers out of
your house. Yeah, so muscle my mom.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
They the neighbors, they share a driveway and it's a
twin house to my mom's, and they got all those
those units. Man. Yeah, I guess you could put them
in every room and then every room you can adjust.
They're nice, but dude, they're super expensive. Yeah, we got
one here. You should steal from this studio sh shod
and stolen everything else. There was a part of me
it just was like, maybe just mom will be hot
that summer just hit in front of the fans everybody. Wednesday,

(03:31):
we'll get into that.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
We're gonna find a ZXL Workforce Employee of the Day
today and listen to what you could wind.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
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Speaker 3 (03:41):
One hundred point seven is the XL South Jerseys rock
stations EXL Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Good morning, everybody, go it live. I can go all
write it and we'll do it a lot and things sucks.
I'm Scotty. Good morning. Here's some news foul us. A
New Jersey man won't face charges after fatally shooting an
intruder that entered his home. Back in March. Police in

(04:05):
Hamilton Township responded to the residence in Hamilton Green March
second for a report of an intruder being held at gunpoint.
The homeowner told dispatchers a man entered his home was
standing at the bottom of his stairs undressing shoot him.
The homeowner said he fired a warning shot. The man
refused to leave, then started climbing up the stairs. Oh yeah,

(04:26):
and the man shot him in the chest. Now some
details on this. I guess the guy got no a
car accident. This is the guy who died. He got
no car accident. And it was winter. It was like,
you know, it was a very cold day. His car
went into a ravine and he got wet, and I
guess he was disoriented from the accident. He wandered into

(04:50):
this development where his brother lived, and I think he
thought he was in his brother's condom. Now I feel bad. Yeah.
And the thing is, but can't blame the guy who
was protecting his you know, protecting his home. Yeah, because you.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Hear stories about this, like the truths, like listen, you
probably I don't know, but they say you gotta you
gotta shoot this guy down, you know, because if you
just shoot him, there's gonna be two sides of the
story like this.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah, who knows. I don't know. I'm just you know,
I just read some details on this story.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
But thinking he's in somebody out there, he thinks he's
in his brother's house.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
So he's walking up walking. That's why he was undressing,
because he was he was in freezing cold condition. This
guy fired a warning shot, which was nice. Yes, yes,
that's what the guy said. And and so I'm I'm
guessing there's proof of that. They're not putting, they're not
charging him, so I'm guessing they found that everything he
said was true.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Do you where do you put the warning shot? I
hope it's not side right, because you can hit a
neighbor well, especially because those are the condo complex. You
shoot the ceiling through your neighbors out. Yeah, one Kate.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
May County Beach yesterday had a swimming advisory for high
bacteria levels. Bennett Beach in North wild Wood has been
put on swimming advisory when a sample has more than
one hundred and four colony forming units of entero. Kaki
is that boom? I mean, I guess that's sewage right.
The beach is placed under a swimming advisory is and

(06:16):
I'm guessing that with the rain we had, it's not
going to get any better today. The jury in the
Diddy trial, they they reached a partial verdict yesterday, but
they still have one count that they can't come to
a verdict on. So the judge asked them to go

(06:37):
back and deliberate. So they have a verdict on four
out of five counts. We still don't know what those
verdicts are because they don't have the fifth one yet.
So he asked them the please go back. We don't
want a hung trial. Please go back, take some more
time and figure out if you can go and figure
out a verdict on all five counts. Yeah, there's some

(06:58):
forced prostitution racket naring it. It's a they call it rico.
It's drug trafficking, that kind of stuff. So who knows, man,
I don't know, so we could get the answer today.
They start court again at nine am. That's news. What
about sports. Phil's Padres postponed yesterday because of rain, so
we got a doubleheader today one oh five six point fifteen.

(07:21):
They do it with the Padres. Listen to both games
right here at ZXL. We are your official Philadelphia Phillies
ratio station. Seventy six ers they're bringing back Eric Gordon
for the twenty twenty five twenty twenty six season. Thank god,
don't know who that is now. Seventy six Ers also
brought in forward Trendon Watford. He agreed to a two
year deal. Let's get don't know who he is. And

(07:42):
the Flyers they opened up free agency yesterday by signing
Dan goalie named Dan Vladar like him, centers Christian Devorik
and Lane Peterson, and defensiveman Noah Julson and Dennis Gilbert.
Sure they got Gilbert? Yeah there, yeah, and don't forget
Rick Tockets their coach. Now that's right. Uh so there

(08:05):
you go. That's news. That's thunderstorms today.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
I have the seventy eight part of Cloudy Tonight over
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The EXL South Jerseys Rock stations ZXL Morning Show, one

(08:34):
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Speaker 1 (08:37):
I'm not cheap. I like to say I'm frugal, but
I find it hard to tip or over tip if
I feel like what I'm paying for is too expensive.
You're a bad tipper. We've gone through this before. What
do you mean I'm a bad tipper. I'm a twenty
percent you're not. Yes, I am one of my twenty
We've did we we've We've had this conversation before. You

(08:59):
you you you seem to under tip sometimes. So I
was supposed so I get the dogs groom last week,
and I know, I like, you're supposed to kind of tip.
That's a big jump. Yeah, you still you got to
drop twenty five. But now, don't you feel like somebody
else you're not tipping thirty are you? You're dropping twenty
five bucks, So someone's losing. It's losing that money. Like

(09:21):
when you don't round it up that way, you lose money. Yeah,
it's a barber, other than I mean, what's okay, Like
I get inflation, but what's inflating for you? Maybe rent
if you're renting a space, But like it's not like
the price of scissors have gone up?

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Yeah, what the window air conditioned or the nick Hans
in there? The power's going up?

Speaker 1 (09:42):
With cigarette machine prices? Have they going up? And usually,
like a barber, I tip the groomer. I'll give them
like ten dollars each right on top of what they're making.
I don't know, I think it's justified. The dog groomers.
The dog groomers. So we tell you got two groomers
and you're doing ten bucks apiece. I think that's pretty good. Okay,
it's not bad.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
So we go pick up dogs up last week, both
of them get we drop them all, pick them up
the same time, both of them together. What do you
think it costs for two dogs to get groom and again,
this is like a wo dog. This is like a
four hour deal. So I don't know, I'm.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Gonna say that you are at least three hundred dollars
in the more four hundred dollars in the ray fifty
seven for two dogs to get groomed. It's a racket.
I wanted to drop the now if that, if that
came to let's see around it. I figured around one
hundred dollars per dog, I probably would drop another ten,
maybe even fifteen. Like here, you guys, take this. There
is there is something that is said. There is something

(10:33):
he said that when something is that expensive, it's like,
I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna tip you. I'm paying
out the nose for this. You're cutting the dog's hair,
you put them on a tail. Shope, listen, I know
it takes longer than cutting a human's head. I get it.
That's why I like restaurants a lot of money. Man,
if you go to restaurants and you spend a certain
amount of money, a lot of times they'll put the
tip in for you. I like that because then I'm like, okay,

(10:56):
I I know I'm spending a large amount of money
and you're taking care of it for me. But then
some people are like, then I'm gonna tip on top
of already having the tip put in the bill.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Not me, No, No, I got pill with that. I
picked up breakfast the other day. It was like eight
of us, and they, yeah, they added it all in man.
Anything over over six people, they add the tip in
I like to.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
I also like when businesses now will give you a
little computer thing and it'll tell you like, this is
what fifteen percent is, this is what twenty percent is,
this is what thirty percent is. Yeah, I guess I
always go twenty percent. Yeah, to me, had twenty percent
where you should basically you start five. I'm like, you're
starting at twenty five percent. You know where I go
over and beyond because I feel bad and I've done

(11:38):
the job. Delivery guys like pizza delivery guys, food delivery
guys to the house. Dude, I like, say it's a
fifty dollars bill, I'll I'll give them like a ten
dollars tip. Damn, do you're better than me? I'll give
them a ten dollars because I know how crappy that is.
Like you're you're putting miles on your car. You know,
usually you got to eat your own gas. So I'm like,
I know how crappy that job is.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
There's probably the reason my food has a bite in
it is because I'm like, can you just sew three
dollars on there.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
For the driver? So so we we have this one
place that we order from all the time, and I
know the delivery driver right cause for five years now
he's been delivering the other day, I did pick up
and he I when I walk in. He was the
first guy I saw. And you could see the disappointment
in his eyes because I was picking up the food
instead of him delivering it and me giving him the tip. Yeah,

(12:27):
he took money out of his pout. You could say,
you could got two kids at home he's trying to feed.
He was bummed out. He's like, oh, man, I know
you're a good tipper, and now you're picking the food
up and you don't tip when you pick up. I
never tip when I know I did. I was shamed
into it. Oh Jesus, I threw a couple of dollars
into that cut the half cut milk jar or whatever.
It's a lottery. I feel bad, dude, I get I

(12:48):
get like, I don't know, I feel guilted into doing
it when I like pick food up. I've done it
at a wing place we go to too. I think
I throw like a dollar or two dollars or something
on now, I don't know. It's something the wink the bar. Yeah,
when I picked up wings. Yeah, you got play. That's
a bar, a bar, you got a tip. Plus they
know who you are and I know why, and I

(13:08):
know the bar tip, and then that's where. And that's
also another thing when you know somebody I way over
tip because I know the person. Yeah, and you look
like a baller. Yeah, dude, but that's a lot four
hundred bucks almost to get your stupid dogs.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
Yeah, they didn't even ask me for tip. Maybe they
felt bad about how much it was. I was like, whoa,
So she's the guy you want to leave a tip.
Don't even ask me, Honey, I'll leave one dog behind.
I got no problem with that.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
And I and then and on the other side, like
I've bar attended and what like I'm I'm I'm an idiot.
Like people are like here, let me leave you a tip.
And I'm like, no, I don't worry about man, like
I don't don't that don't I don't know. I don't
I feel bad taking your money. Yeah, I feel bad
that I charged you this much for a crappy beer,
unless it's a nice tip.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
Like you know, if I'm playing little scholars over the weekend,
some some kid wants to hear a song out here's
two dollars, Like, nah, take it away. But I've been
tipped almost four hundred dollars at that place by a
guy who wanted to set his son to play. I
was like, dude, whatever your son wants to hear, what
to look wild thing, I'll play three times in a row.
You just dropped one hundred dollars on my table. There
is something about taking.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Advantage of drunk people. And you know, especially when you
bar attend, you being in the bar DJ business, drunk
people will throw money around. And I don't feel as
bad taking it from a drunk person, right because you
deserve it. You put yourself in that state, and I've
had to deal with you, and I've had the deal
with you being drunk. So like, yeah, you want to

(14:30):
throw me a hundred bucks, I'm gonna take that. But
you're right guy, a guy who only had a beer
and he tries to tip me ten bucks, I'm like, dude,
just take take the money back.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
My QR code it'll be out in about this weekend.
I'm up to eighty four dollars. I put a QR
code on the front of my laptop and these drunk
kids boom.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
They will, man because they want to hear stupid songs
and iris googoo dolls. I played it, yes, dollars yeah,
slam dunk. And the thing is, these people, especially these kids,
especially kids who have parents with money, they don't see
that money. It's not like cash in your pocket. They're
just cube r coding, you know, Venmo stuff, and so
that money doesn't exist, goes away just yeah, like it.

(15:09):
Just dad and mom are going to take care of it.
The Liberty tonight. Let's see, I have a pair of ticket.
It's midget wrestling coming to Atlantic City at the Ducktown Tavern.
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(15:31):
Wrestling coming to Atlantic City six zero nine six seven
seven one hundred and seven. We get back. We'll do
some rock news. Joe, Joe and Scottie rock news news.
Here's some rock news for you. I told you everyone

(15:53):
should love Rod Stewart. So Rod Stewart was headlining the
Glastonbury Festival. So the Someberry Festival is like the Coachella
of England and they take uh, usually they grab somebody
who's an older, you know act and like the Stones
will close out the show, you know the who. And
so this year Rod Stewart man, they said, Rod, you

(16:15):
want to close out the show. That's solid. But it's
before that, it's a lot of younger acts. And it
got very political this year, a lot of Israel Palestine stuff.
And so I guess after hearing all these kids go
up there and spew a bunch of nonsense, Rod went
up and and uh he said, uh that he uh,

(16:37):
he loves Donald Trump. And so I guess a bunch
of I guess, I guess the kids that were spewing
the nonsense were upset with Rod Stewart. One artist even said,
who's gonna see Rod Stewart tomorrow. He's older than Israel.
So so yeah, Rod not hiding his love of Donald Trump. Blondie.

(17:01):
At the band Blondie, the lead singer Deborah Harry also
Debbie Harry, she said, I'm in limbo right now when
it comes to the band Blondie. There are plans to
release a new album in the fall, and Harry has
also noted she's been approached about a Blondie biopic and documentary.

(17:22):
She said that stuff's in the works. She's eighty years old.
A howl Ondie album. It's a tough Blondie album. I'll
take a Blondie movie, or I'll take a Blondie documentary.
I love Blondie, but she's eighty yeah. Wow, she said,
I don't know how a life can be summarized or
given a caption. I suppose there'll be something that's off

(17:42):
the wall, but we'll somehow make it work. I'm happy
doing it. I just need help collecting my thoughts about
the years of Blondie. But with the death of their drummer,
Clem Burke in April, she said, things are up in
the air right now with the band blonde Yeah. He
died at ninety two.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
Dude, she she was hot, hot, was sure yeah hot,
I went dude. I'm a huge I'm a big Blondie fan.
Olivia Rodrigo. We're going back to the Glasstonbury Festival. It
happened over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
She is a pop star. Now you got your finger
on the pulse of What's Hot. Since your South Jersey's
number one mobile DJ Y got some hits. So she's
a pop star, right. Yeah, she brought out the lead
singer of The Cure. Now the Cure is huge, right
and especially in England. Uh. So she brought out Robert
Smith to do a couple of songs. Do we have

(18:38):
audio of Olivia Rodrigo singing with Robert Smith from The
Cure who looks looks awful but still sounds good.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
It's a little hard to hear. I had the iPhone
in my pocket and I hit record.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Show me how you do it? I promise you, I
promise all on the way, dude, run away, dude, so far,
she said, it looks like a girl and a creepy

(19:16):
uncle on stage. Dude. So my. So the Cure was
always as like they were like the original emo band,
but they sang happy songs like they sang these happy
love songs, but they always look super depressed and he does. Dude.
My wife for the first time, she's heard the Cure
of her entire life, but she's never seen what they
look like. Fun. And so we're watching music videos the

(19:36):
other night, Me and her are like standing up late,
hanging out watching old YouTube clips, and The Cure comes
on it and she's like that's what they look like.
He looks like an old grandma. He looks like Edward Scissorhands. Yeah,
but he's always looked like that. He's never not looked
like that. But you're right. Music's fun, man.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
It's a happy song made by.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Friday, like beautiful, man, beautiful. It really is pretty. The
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one pre set please uh yesterday, man. Weird encounter. I
went to a hardware store, like a local yokel hardware store,

(20:18):
not like your big your big box stores. Your home
depots are lows. And I'm walking in and I can
already see there's a guy and you can tell their
they're touristy shore people. You know, he's in the flip
flops and he's got his you know, I don't know,
his Ocean Pacific shirt on. What's he looking for a
hammer to fix something in the get out of the car,

(20:42):
and he can't wait to hit his vape and which
already I'm already turned off. I'm like, I'm like, really, dude,
Like you're like you're a grown man, and like you
need to suck on this stupid remote control vape, right like,
come on, you look so stupid. It's like when people
were just dying for a cigarette. Think. I mean, it's lip.
The door wasn't even shut, and he's and he's sucking

(21:02):
on this stupid vape, right, And so I'm like, okay.
Now his wife is getting out of the car and
she's she's cute, right. They're probably forty ish, right, And
I end up walking by him because he's got a vape,
so so she has to wait around for him vaping.
And so I go to open the door. So I'm

(21:22):
holding the door and they walk behind me, and then
the wife who was super awkward, attractive but super awkward,
she just stands behind me. She got to hold the
door for you and just stops. And now the husband's

(21:43):
behind her and he just stops. They don't say anything.
I'm holding the door for them. I have to turn
around and I go, I'm holding the door for you.
You can walk in, and she goes I know, and
I go okay. I was like, you're the people that hate. Yeah,
you're from Iowa, so you are the people that we

(22:04):
hate down here. And I was like, I'm like I
didn't get into it with her, but like I had
to make it clear. I did that thing where I'm
holding it with my foot right because I had I
had something in my hand, so I'm holding the door
with my foot and I don't know if she thought
I was blocking the door, but I'm like, I'm holding
it for you. You're to go.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
It's like you got to talk to it. You're talking
to a You're talking to an ape who has no
idea what you're doing. You have to explain to her.
Ma'm I'm holding the door. You can walk through the door.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
She had that that like that I want to punch
you face right, like like just that smug face and
I and I'm like, I'm looking at the husband. He's
like you know, and I just I had a bad
taste in my mouth with him with the vaping. Did
she have a nose ring? No? No, this is no.
These are definitely affluent right wing people. Okay, all right.

(22:54):
The other one would be like, you know what, I
don't need anybody hold the door for me. I'm a strong,
powerful woman. I get it. That was the fight. I
get it, Like, hey, I'm a woman, like you don't
need to hold the door for me. No, she was
just this smug like like like, e, can you just
move type of attitude. Yeah, And I'm like, just just

(23:14):
get out, like honestly, just go, I don't know, go
back to Stone Harbor wherever you're gonna go. And I
don't know you're gonna go, and your your kids are
gonna be awful human beings. Good to enjoy your life.
I go Obama Beyond when it comes home.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
In the door, if I make eye contact, you could
be halfway between the kids pumping the door at wahbah.
If I make eye contact with you, I cannot walk
through that door and slam it in your heart.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
I've made people run yes the door for so long.
I'm like, man, I'm slow down, you have a WALKOK.
I don't even want to thank you. But it's like,
don't make it like I'm doing something wrong. And that's
what she made me feel, like like like can you
just please just go in the store, like yeah, like
watch it, like watch this, honey, I'm gonna I'm gonna
mind f this guy. It's like and the husband just

(23:59):
he just looked like, I don't know, like a date rapist.
And he's you know, he's no. These aren't Philly. These
are mainline people. Delco. Uh is the main line. It's
probably outside of Villanova. You know. They they they're Malvern people.
And I had Princeton T shirt all. I saw one
of those yesterday. Man, and it's like it's just like

(24:20):
oh and and you know, I'm even and now I'm
kind of because I was returning something, so I was
kind of like interested, and I'm watching the couple and
the wife is just like she just looks miserable, like
I'm sure he cheats on her, right, I'm sure he's
probably has some type of pill addiction that he's hiding
from her. She's probably has an eating disorder. And I

(24:44):
get it. They got a range Rover and that's cool,
good for you. Uh but man, I don't know it
just it just it was like ew, like that's how
that and like they weren't kids. They were forty year old.
There was a forty year old couple. Look, honey, the
caveman it is holding your door, Like how long can
I make him bull the door for honey?

Speaker 2 (25:05):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Wait, the help is trying to help us. Why did
they sound like herman monster? It really? You know what
it was? It was the rich guy from Caddy Shadow,
That's what it was it was Ted night. Yeah, look
we we get back. We'll knock out some headlines. One

(25:27):
hundred seven is the Xcel South Jersey's rock stations, the
XL Morning Show. I can't keep track of what's gonna
give me cancer or not. And this is a big
deal only to my wife everything. This is my house.
So I, uh so we get our twelve year old
we finally dropped. We get him the iPhone. Right, So
I so I go to the store. I'm getting my
my phone fixed or whatever. I say. Listen, you want

(25:48):
to pull the trigger here. They got a deal. It's
actually not going to be as bad as we thought.
They roll it in there. It's I don't know when
all said and done, I's own companies do it. They're
a thousand dollars phones. But then it's like your bill
only goes up like eight dollars on But yeah, we
signed a forty five year contract. But that's what I
don't understand it. But okay, sure whatever. The guy comes up,
he's like, you can do the new one, which is

(26:08):
the sixteen. It's going to be this, No, the fourteen,
which is going to be this or for like another
you know, I don't know, dollar eighty a month or
something you get in the brand new one if you
should have had it for a while, you want it
because I don't know that. The gimmick is is that
they last for about four years and they start stopped running.
You gotta buy a night one, dude. I truly believe that. Yeah,
I think that is. That is completely real. Try and
fire up like an old iPhone. I brought in an

(26:29):
iPhone for the guys, like they don't even work on
our service anymore. I haven't I had. I talked about
it the other day. I had an iPad Mini was
the only iPad I ever bought, and that was ten
years ago, and I went to go fire it up
I don't know, a year or two ago to give
my little guy, and it wouldn't. It just wouldn't work.
Not that it wouldn't even turn on. It just wasn't
compatible with anything. It couldn't. It was no updates on it. Yeah,

(26:51):
they make you buy the new phone. I get it.
I know the deal here. So my wife, we haven't
given it to him yet.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
We're gonna present it this week and given me the
I know yet, No, she says, I hope he's not listening.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Uh so she says, ugh, this is sixteen. I was
like yeah. She's like, okay, well this one has the
highest amount of radiation. Man, dude, it's like, what are
you gonna do. It's a phone and you're gonna need it.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
I can't anymore. I just I can't. I said, I
don't know. Then you should have been at the store.
Everything I do sees to me wrong, then you need
to handle it. I didn't look up what phone gives
you the most radiation? To be honest with you, everybody's
using it. If it does, you know, everybody.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Is using the sixteen celebrities, people in Congress of Government,
they all use the phone. I was so mad at
my wife last night. So I'm making tacos right Taco Tuesday,
making tacos, I'm making the ground meet. My wife threw
away all my good big pans because they have forever

(27:50):
chemicals in them. Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about.
And she replaced them with these crappy little pans. Dude.
I got meat and oil leaking over the top, and
I'm like, I dude, I was ready to explode over this.
Give me forever chemicals. All day long, I want my
body to be entrenched with with with Forever Chemicals pants

(28:13):
we have in Brigantine, right, they're the ones I like,
I could put an egg on there. I could flip
the egg. Now it doesn't stick. She went and got
It's like there's silver pants. Suck. They suck. They suck.
You have to you put water in until the water dissolves,
and then you know your pan is hot and ready soon.
And now I just do the cast iron skillet for everything, man,
And then I gotta go and when I'm done cooking,

(28:35):
because everything sticks to it, I gotta put water in it,
boil it, and then scrape it. Sucks, dude. I was
so mad when she threw away my big pants and
I'm like why, and she's like, Forever Chemicals. I'm like, oh,
Forever chemical You ever see the commercial that egg just
slides around. It's so great, flipsil beautifully, so awesome. Yeah,
that was the thing with us too. With whatever. I

(28:57):
don't know, everything's gonna harm me in some way. This
is let's just live our life. I'm fifty one, let
me get to fifty eight. I'll be happy. Get my
pants back in my iPhones. It's a good run. I
was like, I can't. I can't, just I can't keep
you know, everyone's like forever chemicals. But then we're shooting
ourselves up with drugs that make us lose weight. Oh yeah,
oh yeah, like yeah, we harm ourselves. Yeah, you know.

(29:18):
Like I'm like, yea, you know, then we'll go out
and drink all weekend, you know, and be like, well,
I don't know what's worse, boozing up all weekend or
they're forever chemical, like the earbuds. She don't even like
the earbuds anymore. She's like, don't use those. They give
you cancer in your brain. I'm like, do they How
do we know this? You know it gives you cancer
in your brain? Do we sleep next to Meanwhile, she's

(29:39):
on her phone, looking at her phone up to her head.
What we're in bed? I'm like, you're staring at your phone. Yeah.
And then, dude, all the makeup these women put on,
like you don't think dad hurts you.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
That's all chemicals, essential oils and everything else.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Man, and now I don't have any big pants. I
hate it. Hate it. Look we we get back, man,
We'll knock out some trash.

Speaker 5 (30:06):
Oh love trash anything, thirty, not anything racket rock or
roughing love crash.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
There's some trash for you. I guess the Kelsey brothers.
Even though we love Jason and we take him as
our own, he's not from Philadelphia, He's from Ohio. He's
from Cincinnati. So his brother Travis, who's dating Taylor Swift.
I don't know if you've heard that. Apparently he has
been taking Taylor Swift around Cincinnati, showing off his stomping grounds.

(30:44):
Cinnati's an essholes not you keep saying that I got
talked out of doing a job. Are you thinking of Cleveland? Cincinnati?
I have relatives in Cincinnati. It's a beautiful city. I
hate it. It's a beautiful city. Now is it a
huge rate you? Actually? I have a buddy who's been
doing radio there forever and loves it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
This was like the had a Clear Channel, had their
their I guess their headquarters was there?

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Well that's where? Yes, Yeah, Cincinnati was where uh Clear Channel,
which now is our company. iHeartRadio. They have a big
hub in Cincinnati. So he's taken her around Cincinnati now.
He famously got kicked off of the University of Cincinnati's
football team. Travis because of smoking wheat. Really for a

(31:30):
whole year. He lost an entire year of his college
career because they kicked him off the team, and it
almost derailed his entire career. Actually, I think the reason
the Chiefs were able to get him was because his
history with weed. He dropped in the draft and they
were able to snag lem Uh sug Knight. Now, sug

(31:54):
Knight famously ran what was that record company, death throw
rerec death row Records, right, doctor Dre Snoop Dogg. Later,
Tupac came in the mix. He's still alive. Right, he's
doing a podcast from prison. He's in jail. Yeah, yeah,
how do you get podcast equipment in the prison? So?
Uh he should Yes, this must have been on his podcast.

(32:17):
I don't know, but somehow Suge Knight is is being
interviewed in jail. So what prison is it? Maybe it's
not as bad as I thought it was. He said
that after Tupac died, you know, they cremated him and
his friend smoked his ashes. We I know it. I'm
not shocked. You know. It sounds like something his buddies
would do. Yeah, so that was that's a big deal. Uh,

(32:38):
New Kids on the Block. You know, they they've had
a real resurgence, you know, because I guess the most
famous new kid, actually the most famous new kid is
Mark Wahlberg, but he left the band before they got real,
real famous. And then his brother, Donnie, you know, was
in the band. So Donnie's pretty famous. Donnie married Jenny McCarthy.
He's been on TV shows and moves. I guess the

(33:02):
Backstreet Boys were in Vegas and they were performing and
all of a sudden, guess what happened? New Kids on
the Block show up? How about that? That's fun, man.
They've gone on tour together. So they said they have
they have nothing but love for the other boy bands.
Let's see here, dude, I you know what. And I

(33:23):
know girls, dude, who still they because they grew up,
there were little kids with that New Kids on the
Block thing, and they go nuts over it. Still, it's
got to depress the guys.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
I mean, you're on stage, you're looking out what you
used to look at, where a bunch of chicks you
like to bang, Yeah, but you're looking at now it's
a bunch of you know, older ladies.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
You know, they're like, I'm just trying to relive the youth.
Wendy Williams, Now, she had a talk show. She was
a radio person, got a TV talk show, kind of
had a melt down a couple of years ago. They
actually put her kind of they locked her up and
put her in a mental institution.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
S out on stage in the statue of Liberty outshit.
It's actually a great clip, kids, just please google it.
She said that she's she's trying to make a comeback. Right,
she was under conservatorship that ended.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
And so she's trying to make a comeback. I don't
know if it's gonna happen or not, but she said
she's working on bettering herself and her looks and getting
healthy again. Work on you first, girl. That's that's that's
Wendy Williams. Yeah. Like my mom is an eighty year
old woman, but she used to watch Wendy Williams every day. Yeah. Man,

(34:26):
people loved her, dude. The show was the show was
a huge hit. She just she she kind of just
had a meltdown. Uh, let's see here, we don't want
to talk about murder, don't really want to talk about Diddy, right,
we did that headlines. I don't know who these people

(34:47):
are A good one. The problem is we're so old now,
like I don't know who some of these younger people are. Oh,
we'll talk about can you who? La? La? Kent is not? Okay?
What about the union?

Speaker 4 (35:01):
So the y y.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Y Yak twins were seen in SeaWorld, Okay, working, they
work in the exhibit. They did a concert at sea World.
It's like you know what they and they performed shake
it like assault Shake.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
It's like your Boys to Men's Story where you're walking
by and they're playing.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
I'd stop and listen to that. But I don't know
just why why SeaWorld? So I gotta say this. We'll
wrap it up with this Holly Barry, you know the
actress Holly Berry, beautiful, talented Oscar winner. I don't know
if she's getting older so she wants to still be
a sex symbol or still show that she's sexy. But
a couple of weeks ago, she did like an Instagram

(35:42):
live where she was in bed with a guy and
she's like, we just bang, and you could see that
they were naked, and now she was out and about
in a like a thong bikini. Still looks great. I
think she's closing in on sixty, she has it, you
know she was, and I think she still wants to
feel like she has it, hearing her career hasn't been
great in you know, late you know, the last ten

(36:05):
years or so, she really hasn't had a hit. But
but yeh still looks good, you know, sixty years old,
still running around in a thong bikini.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Like it's gotta kill Pam Anderson. I mean, as sexy
as the hot as she was. She's not now, but
that's what happened.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
You get older. It's okay, yes, but he's actually hasn't
really ruined her. So that's what. So what that Pam
is actually embracing that dude. She just did a movie
called The Uh she's in the New Naked Gun. She's
in the New Naked Gun. And she just did a
movie and she was nominated for a Golden Globe for it,
called The Last Showgirl, and it was very good and

(36:41):
she was very good. And she's letting herself age gracefully.
She's not like Madonna is the perfect example of what
did you do to yourself? You don't even look like
the person that we watched in the eighties and nineties.
That's a shape there you go some trash for it. Hey,

(37:03):
good morning ZXL. Hey, good morning, hey man, it's good
morning for you. Man. What's your name? Ken? All right,
let's send you to I gotta turn around and read it.
Let's send you to Knee High knuckle Buster Championship Wrestling
micro Mike Knee High Knucklebuster, Micro Knee High knuckle Buster

(37:24):
micro Wrestling Championship. Oh yeah, I see it now, yeah,
small prints. Yeah, so that's that's the old What you're
reading is the old poster because they a couple of
years ago they had to stop using midget and put micro. Okay,
we're micro wrestling, so we're micro wrestling. Now you're in
the door. What's your name?

Speaker 5 (37:42):
Ken?

Speaker 1 (37:43):
All right, Ken, we'll send you to the thing. What
do you do for a lib? We'll make it the
ZXL work Force Employee of the Day.

Speaker 5 (37:48):
Ben Franklin Plumbing.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Okay, all right, plumbing, Ken, go in the sea. Midget
Wrestling coming too, the Ducktown Tavern. What is that? It's
the nineteenth, I believe Saturday, the nineteenth of July. Get
your tickets now. It is the best thing of the summer.
It is so much fun. Joe and I have been
there since day one. I think we're going on ten
years like that. We've been doing midget wrestling. It is fantastic.

(38:13):
I've never gotten the opportunity to go. It's always been
when i've worked. Now it's perfect. Well let's take let's
take a little amount of time and where you can
just give us a small thank you, Oh thank you?
Hey you go? Who? Yeah, who do you bring? Do
you bring the wife? The girlfriend? Nah, I'm gonna bring
my son? Your son? How how old? Eighteen? Yeah? Yeah

(38:34):
he has that.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
Okay, that's cool because we're gonna be a little more
nasty this year. We've realized that we can be. Uh
it was it was real family friendly for a little while,
but they said we could take the gloves off, so
Scotty and I would be a little bit more bulger.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Than you know, and I'm glad you're going to bring
your son because it's such a short time that you
have to really, you know, enjoy events and really connect
with your children. You know, I need a designated driver.
You need a d D like that too, Mark, you know,
like man, let's just have you know, don't go crazy,

(39:07):
just have a small amount of drinks. Yeah, it's Okay,
yes they didn't they serve these smaller beers. I don't
did they. I know they did something. It was the
micro beers too, Like everything was small, the beers were small.
I know one year we had to really really reel

(39:28):
it in because guys started throwing chairs into the ring. Yeah,
you can't get in. Not part of the show. And
too many times guys think they're part of the show.
I think we had an obsecurity. I remember that.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
Chair, like doing someone's gonna get hurt.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
These are professional little guys. Yeah, come on, you know what.
I yeah, I don't. I have a very short temper
for that. I know what.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
I'm trying the whole way through, trying to think of
what I could come up with, and I got enough.
We were on an email through with one of the
girls that works here, a young promo kid.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Yeah, we kept just making everything short references and she
wasn't getting it. Look, you stay on hold ken all.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
Right in ZXL, we are South Jersey's rock station in
the ZXL.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
I'm more to show streaming on the iHeart Radio app.
All right. You have brought up wanting to kind of
get one back at the man by like taking back
something like you said you had a leaf blower, you
only lasted a year, so you were going to try
and like buy a new one and take back the
old one and on the right model. Yeah, I found

(40:36):
the exact model. I send it.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
I do this when Amazon. My wife hates it. I'm like, well,
do the Amazon switch a roof. She's like, you know
that stealing. It's not Bezo has just spent fifty million
dollars in a wedding.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
I don't care what it is. Okay, but that's probably
not the attitude we should have and not the attitude
we should teach our children. Yesterday I did a scumbag move.
I did it. I'm gonna stand by it. I'm going
to own it. So my wife a couple like a
year ago, for some reason, she decided that she was

(41:07):
gonna grill. My wife does not grill. So I'll tell
you what that has changed since we got the Blackstone.
She loves working on the Blackstone. This was a grill. Grill. Yeah,
I saw she grilled the side of your house up. Yes,
so she had a I was, I was, I was

(41:27):
at work. I got a phone call and she tells
me that she burned the siding I put her back
in the kitchen. Man, it's where she belongs. Like, oh, like,
why would you even try and grill? Like why, Like,
I know I've known you all these years. You've never grilled. Yeah,
the laundry's not even done yet, and it's the house
isn't vacuum. So it's like three sections of siding up

(41:48):
against the window and there, and you know, once again,
they're deformed now because it's plastic and it's melted, and
you got to take that siding mostly off to just
repair that air. I'm not going to do that. Here's
I'm gonna do it. Okay. I'm gonna get a big
decorative thermostat and put it over the burn siding, right.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
Like the thermometers they put on the field when they
say it's one hundred and ten degrees to big roundol,
just hang it up, yup.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
It's perfect. So yesterday I'm at the store and I
and I see the decorative thermostat and I buy it,
take it, and I have a bunch of other stuff,
and I put it on the floor of the passenger
seat of my car. Now I have a bunch of
other groceries sitting on the front seat. So I'm driving.

(42:33):
It's about a half hour after I bought this stuff.
I hit the brakes. The groceries fall off the seat
onto the floor, and it cracks the glass man of
the thermostat, yeah right, and you heart as soon as
it fell. I heard it, and I go, oh, I
just bought this thing. Ah. So I'm like, ah, you know,

(42:56):
a bunch of other groceries sitting on the front seat.
So I'm driving, it's about a half hour after I
bought this stuff. I hit the brakes. The groceries fall
off the seat onto the floor, and it cracks the
glass man of the thermostat, Yeah right, and you heart

(43:17):
as soon as it fell. I heard it, and I go, oh,
I just bought this thing. Uh. So I'm like, ah,
you know, I'm just gotta eat it. You know whatever,
it was twenty five thirty bucks, whatever it costs. And
then I'm like, you know what, I just bought it.
I bet I and I dig the receipt out of
my pocket. I go I was like, oh, honey, yeah,
go in the back, see if there's another one. And

(43:39):
there was, and it worked. I got the I got
the new one. I do feel awful, but I feel
like the amount of time. Yeah, there was a time limit,
and I feel like I was under the dime limit. Yeah,
like my wife will h she'll hang things on the
wall from like a hobby lobby or Michael's. She'll leave

(43:59):
the tag on the back, and when we get tired
of that mirror, she'll go and she'll just switch it
out and it can be a year later. Well, they like,
you know what, I just bought it. I bet I
and I dig the receipt out of my pocket. I go.
I was like, oh honey, yeah, go in the back,
see if there's another one. There was, and it worked.
I got the I got the new one. I do

(44:23):
feel awful, but I feel like the amount of time, Yeah,
there was a time limit, and I feel like I
was under the time limit.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
Yeah, like my wife will h she'll hang things on
the wall from like a hobby lobby or a Michael's.
She'll leave the tag on the back, and when we
get tired of that mirror, she'll go and she'll just
switch it out, and it can be a year later. Well,
they do it like they've scanned it out, that the
one Like she's like, you bought this over a year ago.
Momos it's like, oh, I never put it up, it
was just hanging out in a garage or trying to
return it. But yeah, I mean they were on to her.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
I did this coming out inside of a it was
a hobby lobby, and I bought like I consulting.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
Tell you what, man, that's why I go. That's why
I only use Home Depot because their return policy is
so easy. They'll take anything back. I've been to Low's.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Before where the guy's like, well, you know this is
like you've had this for a few months of like
if you're gonna break my balls, I'll never buy anything
from Lows. Home Depot will take anything back. Well, I
won't say where I got this. Yeah, I got one
over on them yesterday, and I do feel bad about it.
But I did hang up that thermostat and it did
cover up the burnt signing.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
But see, in my defense, though this leaf blower that
I bought that less than less than a year and
the string pulled out.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
I don't know, man, See, it's not like I had
three or four years. I did get ripped off. It's
not a problem going back to Home Depot, buying the
same one, taking the old one, cleaning it up, putting
it back in the box and in returning. And I'll
be honest, if you work at like one of those
big box stores and you are a guy who really
cares about somebody returning something, you take your job too
seriously because that home depot does not care about you,

(45:46):
that lows does not care about you. Yeah. I go
for the weak ones, man, I go for the for
the young girls. That's what it was. This older lady
and I killed her with kindness and I was like,
I was, I was like, I really like this too.
And it's got a crack. I'm not sure if there
was one in the bag. If I look, you really
did it up. I did it up. I get it
out and I got a new got new thermostat hang

(46:08):
it out on the back porch. And you've got a
phone number. With that storm last night that might have
blown off. Look we get back, we'll do a thing called.
You think you have a bad You think you've got
it bad. I don't think we have a bad.

Speaker 5 (46:29):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Norway, let's take a trip to Norway. Uh. The national
lottery operator in Norway had to apologize the forty seven
thousand people. I guess they won small amounts and a lottery,
and I guess they got sent a text message saying
they won much more than what they actually won. Like

(46:50):
I think the person won twelve dollars, but they got
a text saying they won one hundred and nineteen thousand.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
I think it's funny when you go to apologize to
forty seven thousand people.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
People that's a big number. Had one job. I didn't
know there's forty seven thousand people in Norway. So yeah,
so that guy, that guy probably doesn't have a job
come next week, that he screwed that up so poorly
or so wonderfully.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
In those things where you think you're like, oh, well
they they said I want it, so I can get
that money, it's like, nah, they're gonna apologize.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
He's gonna be a crappy situation, but you're never gonna
get that money. It's the same thing where like somebody
checks their account like at an ATM, and there's there's
like two hundred thousand dollars more than there should be,
and then they go on to spendingsbree and it's like
they're gonna eventually figure out that that money doesn't belong
to you. You always have to give it back.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Whoever fdi see is he's gonna come grab that money back.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
But Dick is gonna make sure that you you have
to give back that money. A twenty one year old
British woman she rode four thousand, three hundred and sixty
six miles across the Atlantic Ocean, becoming the youngest person
ever to do so, earning three world records in the process.
Zarah Lachlin set out from Portugal in her twenty four

(48:03):
foot boat and rowed uh three thousand, seven and ninety
four nautical miles to Kayenne French, Get French, Get Get Guinea.
She rowed in a boat. But what makes it special? Yeah,
I guess, she wrote, Yeah, row row Your boat took
her ninety seven days, ten hours and twenty minutes. So

(48:25):
is it French New Guinea? Is that where she ended up?
Uh so yeah? Once again it's this Guinness World record.
So she got it. I don't know, one hundred days,
that's a long time. It's like you could just she
could have just bought a plane ticket. This dude, I don't,
I don't, I don't. I don't f around with roller coasters.
I don't need to, don't, don't like it, don't like heights,

(48:47):
don't don't need that up and down. So a Cedar
Point is a huge amusement park in Ohio. They had
a ride and I actually saw this. I think it
was like maybe even like Fox News or something. They
had one of the reporters, like the one guy who's
got to go to like the diners and stuff. They
had him on a roller coaster. You go up the

(49:09):
roller coaster, okay, now, okay, you hang with me here, Okay.
Then the track, oh I see, detaches from the other
track and drops completely down and then you drop at
an enormous amount of speed straight down. Well, the first

(49:31):
day it was open, it got stuck and it got
stuck in the down position. Too many moving parts to
this dude. So I watched this guy do it on
the news and I'm like, never, this thing looks so unsafe. Never,
And I follow YouTube channels that talk about amusement park accidents, dude,

(49:53):
and it happens more than you think.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
I see now, I got the eight the twelve year old.
They're both they both love roller coasters. And we went
to Dolly World the over the summer. Yeah, Dollywood, Dollywood.
They got a make dude, they got a ton of
big roller coach. My kids were a huge dollywoods huge man.
I told my wife, I was like, you go this time.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Yeah, and you know, and and every now and then
Dolly Parton shows up. By the way, she's there, she
runs it. She's in the office, she's signing paperwork.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
It really is like the best kept secret. People don't
go to Dollywood for a vacation your family.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Yeah. So Gatlinburg, uh, that area outside of Knoxville, it's uh,
it's a lot of fun, man, especially if you love
you know, southern stuff, country stuff.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
Uh, it's a good time man. Mountain coasters. My wife
and a twelve year old when horseback riding, you know,
go out there. And I used to go because I
went to college down there. I used to go skiing
up there too.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
They got it. They like a ski mountain. Those people
they have a bag, you know, not so much bottleneck
in Jersey's Rock Station z XL Mortar shot. I don't
know if I'm a good parent or bad parent. I
just don't encourage my kids to do sports, not like
some of these people that know. All right, So like

(51:04):
once again, when you have your first kids, you learn
from your mistakes. I pushed my oldest son into playing
sports and he didn't want it. He didn't just wasn't
a kid that wanted to do sports. I was huge,
and I love sports. I love playing sports. I coached
his teams. And then it's like, okay, I get it,
like you just you're not into it. And it took

(51:25):
him a lot of It took him a lot of
years to finally just tell me, like, I'm I just
don't want to do this. I tried t ball with
my little guy. I think he was like, I don't know,
nine or whatever, and you got tell him to look
up because the ball is gonna come. He's kicking rocks.
He's not way into it any like they do the
listen they do, uh the Brazilian jiu jitsu thing. They
do it like twice or three times a week. That's
that's a jujitsu. You do America. I love America. He

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does the Brazilian one, yes, well, because he likes getting waxed.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
Now, the little guy, he was looking for something. You
were trying to push him into doing something. He found
a liking the tennis. So we not a tennis camp
to tennis camp.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
Man I know, it's like, you know, people will make
funny in it's like it's like, ooh, tennis, tennis is fun,
it's hard, it's you're super active. I played a ton
of tennis growing up. My brother played through college, like
he played on his college team. There's always a tennis
court everywhere, dude, And that's what it was. And like

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me and my buddies, dude, we and I came up
with Andre Agassy. We like were obsessed with Andre Agassy.
But yeah, tennis is awesome. Like I'm watching my neighbors
pack up. They did the beach Blast over the weekend
with their kids, where they're playing soccer on the beach
and wild when everything else. I was like, yeah, hey,
you have fun, wants to play soccer on the beach
exactly exactly that.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
Now, my one buddy, he his kid plays hockey, so
somehow him, yeah, oh yeah, it'll cost you some money.
He just got back from Austria playing hockey with his kid,
who's gotta be like nine or ten years old. I'm like,
you went to Austria to play hockey with your because
your son's on something us say hockey team. He's like, yeah,
we're probably gonna get smoked. I'm like, don't, why even go.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
I have a buddy every weekend would go to Canada
so his kid could play hockey. Get dad every weekend,
every weekend. We don't live near Canada, and he would
drive to Canada so his kid could play hockey. Unless
your kid is named Lemieux, Lynn DROs Or Gretzky, no

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they don't drive to Canada. I asked my buddy, I said,
what Saturdays do you do things around the house and
just to lay on the couch and I don't know,
watch a movie or something. He's like, I don't. I
was like, you don't. What kind of life is that?
That's that's my life. We have friends, right, we'll go
to our oldest she is our little guy, and he

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plays soccer, right, but it's like four year old soccer.
And we'll go to the games and it's on a
big field, Amanda's Field down in Cape May County. And
I'm talking to some of the people we know, some
of the parents, and they're like, we are here because
they have kids multiple ages from eight am yep, and
we're here until five o'clock tonight watching stupid soccer. Kind

(54:12):
of life is like for making those stupid parachute chairs right,
and you're sitting there, the mom's trying to down some
champagne that she has smuggled in in a in a
yetti cup is burning up into suck.

Speaker 4 (54:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Yeah, And I'm like, you're here all like we're here
for an hour year old day. No, my I got
a guy man spends tons of money on his darg
Now she's like a sophomore in Heights. Crazy, dude, she
just got back from California. Now she might get a scholarship.
But when all said and done, he said, by the
time he spends money flying to California South Carolina school,
just pay for the school. He's like, she might get
one hundred grand in scholarship money.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
He's like, I probably paid one hundred and fifty thousand
dollars just some flying everywhere.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
Yeah, man, not for meybody, because I look back on
it and my parents would never like I never did
traveling sports, dude. My parents when I was I don't
know eight, they bought me up baseball glove and a
bicycle that was the big thing. And I and I
and I rode my bike to the Little League. Yeah,
that's where you're you're travel soccer. Was you're driving your

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yourself to the little league field? Dude? My parents never
took me to a little league game. You rode your bike,
started the rain. A dad with a truck will let
you throw your bike in the back and then he
would take you home. Can imagine waking my dad up
off the lazy boy chair. Say hey dad, by the way,
I have a chance to go play play in Austria hockey.
Can I can? I have seven thousand dollars? I think? Dude?

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I so I played baseball, then I ran track. I
ran track for a long time. I'm gonna say, I think.
And my mom came to two track meets and my
dad came the one. You go, that was it? Other
than that you're on your own. That was it. You
had to figure it out.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
Yep, heyverybody, thanks for call today. Always welcomes on the show, Glen.
When you're all part of the stay of there, we'll
kick off that rock block. It is one hundred point
seven z XL, South Jersey's rock station ZXL Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
You one. When you're smiling, when you're smiling, when sim
smiles at you, and when you're loving, oh you love man,
the sun comes shining through when you're crying. Let you
bring on the rim A gonna stop your side and

(56:22):
stop your side? Well to be happy to Where are
you smiling? Let's just smile. Keep on smiling. I'm smiling.
Dropping around, man, I know you guys are awesome. I
love you guys on my way and work. She's a guy. Yeah,
warming up, Chip and I'm like, I'm about you here.
We're rocking. Hey, thank you you shot. You're the best.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
How you do Yeah?

Speaker 1 (56:45):
Keep me laughing? Then you guys are great. Good morning guys,
HILARI let it? Oh god, is it my radio or
it's are you only broadcasting? And mana you get them
the hell out of here with you roll out. This
is the rate that's in DJL. Like, if you're on it,
I would listened to it. Man, getting up in the

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