WEDNESDAY 9-11-24

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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Wake Up, Wake Up.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
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of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses and management,
one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining, compelling
and educated radio and stand above.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
All the rest. And this show.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Isn't it?

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Hey man? What's happening? Good morning? What's going on? No,
I tell you what. I was a group of people
coming into work. Now one hundred percent my fault, not really,
but they're on the side of the road. Now I'm
not paying attention because now I do this thing where
I got YouTube TV, but it goes to my phone.
So I'm trying to catch up on the debate last night.
So I'm trying to watch TV on the way in.

(01:16):
So I almost hit those people, Like, oh my god,
that was close. And I see a woman it was
like the the Witch from Wizard of Oz, just darting
across the street like it was weird, like like she
was moving slow, she didn't care, and she was like
she was in like perfect posture like the way the
Witch is, like she's a perfect ninety grangle.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
I keep thinking of that song, like like where are
you riding to? Like this light. You're in Pleasantville, girl, Like,
are you guys scared of me? I'm scared of the
cargo's in pleasant Ville.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
I'm terrified. Man, it happens all the time where we work.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
It's the black Horse bike.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
It's five wanes and people just dart across the street
and there's accidents here all the time. So I'm terrified
driving in. And there was I don't know if you
caught the fog, but when I came in that there
was like fog where you couldn't see anything in.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Front of you. Yeah. I cut that by me. Yeah.
Luckily there's a stretch there and you know, I'm just like, ah,
I just keep going straight. I think I'll be okay.
Like day's a thunder, you're just driving through and hoping
there's nothing on the other side. It was pretty thick
this morning. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
And there's a couple of people that actually are responsible,
Like you start to learn people's routines.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
There's a guy who rides a bike.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
He's got a lot of lights on his bike that
like flash, so you see him. There is a guy
who like walks on the side of the shoulder of
the road and he's probably catching the bus and he
wears like one of the reflector jackets.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
Smart, that's smart, man. But but there's other people that
just don't care. I got a guy's lit up by
me too.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Out tours like Folesome like that area, because there's there's
nothing in that. There's nothing like you're you're riding a
bike through, but basically through the woods Man the Pinta wins. Yeah,
come on, man, he's all lit up. He was pretty cool.
Hey everybody, it's Wednesday. We're gonna find a ZXL work
force employee. The day for that we will give you.
I think it's go see Corn. I think Camden we'll
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(03:02):
So one point seven CXL sath Church's rock station and
the ZXL Morning Show. Good morning, everybody, do it live.
I can go all write it and we'll do it live.
And things sucks. I'm Scotty. Good morning. Here's some news
for us.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
This was weird Man's Schools in Dennis Township down in
Cape May County. We're closed yesterday after district officials sent
a message warning of an unspecified danger in the area.
Due to the continued threat in our area, they said
and in concern for the safety of our students and.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Staff, schools canceled for today.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
The kindergarten through eighth grade district has two schools, a
K through second primary school and a three through eight
elementary middle school. The quote is due to danger in
the area, please keep your children inside until further notice.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
But then nothing was nothing ever came of it. Yeah,
but that that happened to think it was fried.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
They closed some schools in Depford out like out by Me,
and it was four kids that called in.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
It was a real threat. Yeah. They posted it up
like this is a school was going to be shot up,
and they got the four kids.

Speaker 5 (04:10):
Taylor Swift, Now, we had the debate last night, right,
you saw Kamala and Donald Trump go.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Head to head.

Speaker 5 (04:18):
I've heard pretty much it was a stalemate. I heard
Trump wasn't fantastic her, Kamala was better than she normally is.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
So that it's just they kind of they walked away.
Even Stevens, Well, you heard wrong.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
Now in bigger news, Taylor Swift yesterday posted that she's
going to vote for yes, Kamala Harris.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Why does this even matter?

Speaker 5 (04:46):
She said, quote, I will be casting my vote for
Kamala Harris and Tim Walls in.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
The twenty twenty four presidential election. Person who never goes
to a grocery store or knows how much a gallon
of gases ow? Darius, don't you talk bad on my tape?

Speaker 5 (05:00):
A Taylor Swift billionaire Elon Musk, you warned at the
United States is on the fast track that defaulting on
its debt, which continues to accelerate after topping a record
thirty five trillion dollars just weeks ago. During a sitdown
at the All In podcast All In Summit twenty twenty four,
Musk was asked about his plan for a government efficiency Commission,

(05:21):
which he has agreed to lead if President Trump wins
a second term in the White House. He said, if
Trump wins, and obviously I suspect there are people with
mixed feelings about whether that should happen, we do have
an opportunity to do kind of a once in a
lifetime deregulation and reduction in the size of the government.

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How about this? My eleven year old thinks my wife

(06:37):
is the tooth fairy.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
Now, okay, is he's starting to catch on a little bit,
a little bit, my dad's mom and dad ear muffs.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Let's let's chat a little bit. Is he starting to
pick up on it? Yeah? Yeah, but it's uh my
wife's fault. One hundred percent well, it's it's because we
get lazy.

Speaker 5 (06:56):
That's exactly what happened. Yeah, and she kind of uh okay, yeah,
ear Muff's everybody.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Kids, ear Muff the kids. So uh so, yeah, this
is this is one of those things where it's happened before,
where we forget to do what we you know, we
have to do before the child wakes up. So yesterday,
I think it was yesterday. So he loses a tooth.
So yesterday he's uh, you know, he wakes up. Nah,
he's actually pulled it out himself. Man. Props, dude, when

(07:23):
they start to wiggle a little bit, Dude, he's like,
he's all about pulling out himself. I like, put the
string on the door of the door handle.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
This was a plier he pulled pire. He took flyers
from the garage and pulled it out, like the hangover.
So uh so he gets up and he finds his
little bag and he feels in the bag. He's like,
it's still here. What happened last night? So it goes
to my wife. He's like, hey, the tooth is still here.
It's like, well, what are you talking about now?

Speaker 3 (07:47):
The way he described that, she flies into the room
with her fist clenched like she has something in there. Yeah.
And then two minutes later he's like, oh, wait a minute,
my wife's here. It is right here. Here's the money
you missed. A ten dollar bill of was underneath the pillow.
Ten dollars, he said, I swear, whoa ten dollars? Oh yeah,
I don't even think about a dollar two dollars anymore,

(08:08):
not in my house, dude. And you know what that
that know it somehow that I'm with you, that used
to be a two dollars, five dollars, I think tops.
Somehow ten dollars got thrown around where now my kid
expects ten dollars, dude.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
Even my kids like it was like a pack of crayons.
Like I didn't even do like a cash. I would
just get them like a like a gift or I mean,
the tooth Fairy would get them a gift. Well inflation, Scotty,
what are you gonna do with two dollars?

Speaker 1 (08:31):
You know?

Speaker 3 (08:31):
His kids trying to He's trying to get V Bucks
for his Fortnite game, So he asked me, he's like
his mom the tooth Fairy. I don't say anything. I
just say, you know what, Yeah, basically, Yeah, I just
I didn't even answer it. I wanted to give them
the old wink, like, hey man, that's it. But I
just don't want that to snowball because I think this
is kind of the last year for you know, some

(08:51):
other lives we might have told the child. So I said, Man,
if I if I go ahead and I go with this,
then does it start snowballing down where? Well, how many
things have you lied to us about mom and dad?

Speaker 5 (09:05):
Then here's the problem you're gonna It's gonna happen with
the kids in school. I know, I know, right, Usually
if you have an older brother or an older sibling,
that's usually where it comes from. But it's usually just
some kid at school ruins it for everybody.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
The same thing.

Speaker 5 (09:19):
Man, We've we've done that. We forgot the tooth under
the pillow. We did the elf right, the elf? Like,
how many times we forgot to move the stupid elf?

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Yeah, sometimes he doesn't move? You know, you got to
play that game. I've done that where we were we
went away and we're pulling up the whole vacation. We're like,
oh my god, it did it didn't move? So my
wife has to run in like she has to use
the bathroom and she's finding it and throwing it around
and moving the thing before the whole family comes in there. Yeah,
that's the anxiety of Christmas time, is you know, the
whole elf thing. It's going down. I mean, it happens.

(09:50):
But you know, I didn't say yes or no, but
you know what, I got, your buddy, I get it.

Speaker 5 (09:55):
You know, I figured probably like probably like eight nine. Yeah,
like they think probably.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
You know, I think I'm holding on. I would love
to sit down and have the conversation, but you know,
I'll try and hold on for one more year and
then if it goes down, I have to talk about it.
I'll talk about it. You just got to protect a
seven year old, that's all.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
It's kind of though, like the sex talk, Like I
never had it with my kids.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
They just kind of figured it out. Sure.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:20):
Yeah, you know, like like you said, your dad never
gave me the sex talk. My dad never gave me
the sex talk. Just kind of figured it out. Yeah,
but he did give me the Christmas talk. I do
remember where I was for the Christmas really yeah. Yeah,
but never the sex talk.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
Do.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
I'll tell you what I think it was.

Speaker 5 (10:34):
I was pretty young because I remember this the Christmas
we got the Nintendo, the original Nintendo. My parents took
me the week before Christmas, the best and we bought
the Nintendo and a TV, Mike Tyson's punch Out and
bases loaded.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
What a great day, dude, What a great day. But
it was a week before Christmas, so they were like, here,
this is your Christmas gift. And I think that was
where I was like, Oh, okay, right now, I get it.
We're not trying. We're not even trying that now it
makes a lot of sense. That makes somebody wants to
sleep in. Look we get back, we'll do some rock news.

Speaker 5 (11:13):
Joe and Scotti rock NEWSS, some rock news for you.
Cameron Crow's directorial debut it was nineteen eighty three's Tom
Petty Heartbreakers Beach Party. I guess it was some type
of concert film. It's been fully restored and also includes
twenty additional minutes of footage starring Tom Petty and his
bandmates Mike Campbell, benmont Tench, and Stan Lynch. It features

(11:37):
in depth interviews, electrifying live performances, and unprecedented intimate access
to the band. Sounds amazing, so it was I guess
we're doing it. They're gonna put it in theaters maybe
for that works with a Tom Petty thing for like
one weekend only October seventeenth of the twentieth celebrating what
would have been Tom Petty's seventy fourth birthday. So it

(12:01):
was Cameron Crowe said it was a great thing to do. Now,
Camra crow great story his life. He's the kid from
Almost Famous. He was a teenager and he loved the
rock music and he wanted to be a journalist, and
so he went on tour with the Almond Brothers and
they pretty much kidnapped him. And that's how he then

(12:22):
wrote Almost Famous about his life. He was like fourteen
years old and he's on tour with the Almond brothers.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
Good for him, man.

Speaker 5 (12:30):
And then he went on to become this you know,
he wrote for Rolling Stone magazine for years, and then
he went on to become this unbelievable director. But his
first movie that he did was this Tom Petty documentary,
which is now going to hit theaters again October seventeenth
through the twentieth to celebrate Tom Petty's seventy fourth First,
I mean.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
I don't know where his parents were when a fourteen
year old kid decides to just jump ship and head
out with a band. Maybe Mom and dad stepped in.
Dad wasn't a story? Well did you never see? You
never watched it? Almost famous? I don't think I did.
Dad did, yet I did. Dad wasn't around.

Speaker 5 (13:03):
Mom was a college professor, and she let him go that,
you know, on the agreement that he would come back
after a couple of days, and he had to graduate
high school. And he ended up staying for like weeks
and missing his high school graduation because, like I said,
the Omen Brothers pretty much kidnapped. There's a new movie

(13:27):
about Janish Joplin that is going to be made. Shalne
Woodley is going to be the star of the movie,
playing Janis Joplin. According to Variety, the project has received
about two point five million dollars in funding.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Woodley it will also produce the film.

Speaker 5 (13:46):
They said, California has meant so much the Janis Joplin,
from the stoops of San Francisco to the wooden walls
of Sunset Sound, the state became the stage upon which
she explored not just the world of music, but the
world of her vibrant humanity.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
I know the name, but I couldn't tell you a song.
He's like a real hippie look right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah, round glasses like John Lennon with boots.

Speaker 5 (14:07):
Yeah, a little thick yeah, but like kind of hippie
hippie hot. Yeah. She got a voice on her man, Yeah,
she uh did. It's so funny. My dad hated hippies
because they would spit on him because he was in
the military.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
Jesus, so like he always hated hippies because of that.

Speaker 5 (14:25):
Yeah, like, my so, my dad comes back from Vietnam, right,
he leaves in like sixty four, and he comes back
in like sixty eight, and uh, like the whole world
had changed, right, like they like, oh right, And so
now he gets off the plane right now. He was
just a kid who grooped off in college and got drafted. Yeah,

(14:46):
it wasn't his choice that he got sent over to Vietnam.
Now he's walking after serving his country off the plane
and these hippies are spitting on him, calling him a
baby killer. Does sounded very peaceful to me. No, seems
to love at all. He always hated hippies after that.
I don't blame them, but he.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
Liked Janis Joplin.

Speaker 5 (15:06):
It was that weird dichotomy where he like he hated
hippies because they spat on him, right, uh, And he
just thought they were just like, you know, pothead, goofballs.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
But but he liked Janis Joplin. He probably would have
spit on him. If she's seen him, she probably would
have spat on my dad.

Speaker 5 (15:23):
Yeah, it sucks though, Man, you're over there in the jungle.
You come home, you're like, man, I can't wait to
get some home, like you know, Mom's homemade cooking, and
then you just guess you just get spin on in
the airport. Yeah, it ain't fun. Motley Crue, this is
kind of cool. They're gonna do three shows in la
at the Troubadour, the Roxy, and Whiskey of Go Go.

(15:45):
The Troubador is gonna be October seventh, the Roxy October ninth,
and the Whiskey of Go Go October eleventh. Did you
know anything about Motley Crue. That's where they got their
start was right there on the strip in Hollywood, at
all three of those bars. So they're gonna play the
bars and they're gonna raise money. They're trying to raise
two hundred and fifty thousand dollars to benefit the Covenant House.

(16:06):
So they're gonna auction off a bunch of instruments. They're
going to sell tickets to the show. That's a nonprofit
organization supporting young people who are homeless.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
There you go, some rock news for you. This is
the story of the one as a warehouse manager transmitting
chaos right between one hundred and around one oh two.
So shocks me because my wife.

Speaker 5 (16:35):
Is a bright woman, and I think my oldest daughter
is a bright young lady.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
And her cousin that.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
Was visiting over the weekend. My wife's cousin, I think
she's a bright young lady.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
Is there a butt coming?

Speaker 5 (16:54):
But so so my wife's cousin come with her her kids,
and they stayed for the weekend and they're, you know,
my wife and her hanging out and you know, so
now it's getting up the it's it's the semisnic song
comes on closing time, right, we're closing up shop here,

(17:14):
Scotty's cleaning up the kitchen.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
I load up the dishwasher.

Speaker 5 (17:18):
You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here,
right like that's it, right, So I'm loading up the dishwasher.
I'm cleaning it up. You know, you do that thing
where you make enough noise in the kitchen so people
know that, like, hey, it's time to leave.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
I do that with my wife. Like she's talking to me.
I'm like, I can't hear you. I'm doing the dishes
and I clang them together. So one of the things
they did a lot of cooking.

Speaker 5 (17:37):
So I ripped apart the range, right, the stove right,
I took off the grates. I took there's there's parts
that you take off, and I threw it.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
All in the dishwasher. You're a deep cleaner, then o'll
see I'm not a deep cleaner. My wife does call
me out. I will wipe the countertops, but she actually
does through real cleaner, Like, yeah, no, I'll do all.

Speaker 5 (17:55):
I like to do that, maybe like once every two weeks,
I'll rip apart the stove and and and really kind
of you know, clean it up.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
I like to think it just burns off.

Speaker 5 (18:05):
Yeah, but then it gets like because Mike, because it's
so I'm trashy. I have white appliances, yeah right, I
don't have the stainless steel and white appliances show everything.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
Yeah. So you got to be really on top of it.

Speaker 5 (18:17):
So I go and I and I put everything in
the dishwasher, and I, you know, I run the dishwasher.
Now I go off and do some some stuff that
I'm whatever doing. I come back and I guess my
oldest wanted the boil water, but she couldn't because the
stove was ripped apart.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
Right.

Speaker 5 (18:38):
The things that sit on the top of the range
were all in the dishwasher. So I walk into three
women who couldn't configure how to put the grates and
all the pieces back on top of the stove.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Do they have the two little prongs? Is it still
the old pro?

Speaker 1 (18:58):
No?

Speaker 3 (18:59):
That's electric?

Speaker 5 (19:01):
Uh no, dude, this is it needs a big metal
want to just fit over top of it? Yep, there's
indentations in the stove where the things sit. Yeah, three
three people come on, man, I came back to it.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
One is like on an angle. It's not.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
I'm like, I'm like, what you like? What what are
you trying to do here?

Speaker 3 (19:24):
Just to know if they're like me, I'm ninety five
percent Joe. They were ninety five percent there, and that's
what it was. They gave up. They just left it there.

Speaker 5 (19:31):
For I guess for when I was going to come back,
and the way it hooked up it with the with
the grates that sit on it. They literally have like
little puzzle pieces on it to show you like, Okay,
this goes into this piece and then it lays on
top of the stove and uh uh if they were
in home, ec I would have to give them an f.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
This is problem solving. No, I think we missed out
on but it's puzzle, yeah, pie, Yeah, it's like what
what are you guys up? What do you guys do?
How close did they get? Is it just un level
or was it just kind of teetering over top of
the open fire like a camp.

Speaker 5 (20:12):
Okay, there's four greats that go on the stove, right,
so it's four stove burner three out of the four wrong. Okay,
it's like the price is right or you pull the lever.
You got three right, one wrong?

Speaker 3 (20:29):
Yeah. I was like just shook my head.

Speaker 5 (20:31):
I'm like what And everyone's blaming everyone else, right, My
wife's cousin's blaming my wife. My wife is blaming my
oldest daughter. And so when no one's taking, no one's
taking the actual blame.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
Yeah, well, obviously they've never pulled those grapes up to
clean like you do, so that's obvious. I'm just it's
one of those little stupid things. Man. It's like you're
shaking my head going like what like what is what?

Speaker 4 (20:55):
Like?

Speaker 3 (20:55):
Guys, it's a puzzle piece. Yeah, but your wife deals
with million dollar transactions every day, dawless leap every da wallless.
He's perfect when it comes to that, but it's double
little things like this. Don't let don't let her get
near a stove. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:08):
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Speaker 3 (21:11):
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Speaker 5 (21:12):
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Speaker 3 (21:18):
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el Casters rock stations, z XL Morning Show. This is
something I'm gonna be cheap on and I probably shouldn't.
It could come back to bite me in the ass. Okay,
I've moved past the point of my life where I
am moving things like furniture like big furniture and stuff.

(21:40):
I'm done with all that. I'm that's a that's a
young man's man's game. Let them handle it. So my wife, now,
and we've seen this happen more and more, we're converting
our dining room into a bar area with a like
a nice bar, shelf, glasses, everything else. Why I don't know.
I have a full bar downstairs in my man room.
But this is one of those things that she's seen

(22:01):
on a probably pictures and she wants to do, and
I'm okay with it. It's like, okay, you want a
nice little bar in here. I've seen a couple of
couples did it. They made it like an ultra lounge.
I'm like, all right, whatever, we'll yeah, we'll do some
nice club chairs. Yeah, exactly, like the little about like
the barrel chairs, table, you know from when we're you know,
drinking martini.

Speaker 5 (22:19):
I was gonna say, you guys don't even drink all
that much. Yeah, not like that. You have to have
two bars in your house? Well yes, yeah. So so
she finds this bar online, good price. It's but it's big.
It's like a huge bar. It has a big back
to it with glasses, everything else. So we go look
at it. This bar weighs every bit of I'm gonna
say three four hundred pounds.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
Yep. No, Hire somebody. Yeah, that's that's what it is.
Hire some college kids. I told my wife, I said, listen,
I I know you want to say we could just
throw this in the bag of the truck and haul
it away and bring it in. It's it's more than that.
This is where you have to go over. You got
to find her a serious moving person that can do
this or a buddy who's able to do this.

Speaker 5 (22:57):
Is my issue with and I've we've talked throughout this before.
A piano. I would love an upright piano in my house, right,
just in case Billy Joel his bus breaks down on
the Black Horse bike and asked to use the bathroom
and he comes Scott, he knocks Elton John knocks on
my door, right, and so so I can't play a lick.

(23:18):
But at least there's a piano there if it happens.
But the biggest issue because dude, you can go on
Facebook and get them for free, because it's one of
those things where people just want to get rid of them,
but they're so heavy.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
I got my pool table for free. We had a
higher company, but somebody was moving. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (23:36):
Sure, they don't want to make my entire garage I
got from you know, do work during COVID. I turned
my garage into like a rec room for the kids
and so ping pong table, pool table.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
You gave me your foosball table. Yeah that was an
easy lift. Dude.

Speaker 5 (23:49):
People just want to get rid of that stuff. So
I did it all for like one hundred bucks.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
My buddy he wanted a again, wanted a piano. No
one in the family pays piano, but he thought it
would look cool in the room too. That's what I wanted.
It wasn't even like a big piano. It was probably
a little bit bigger than this board here, maybe like
I don't know, four feet by like three feet. Yeah,
this scene, it was solid wood and solid steel inside
of this piano. It was the worst day ever.

Speaker 5 (24:13):
Man. Dude, you need three, four or five people to
do it, and I just don't want to. I don't
want to have to do that.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
That's why I told my wife. I said, I said,
I can't even I can't even get a group of
six or seven guys to give me two hours out
of their day to come do it. I'm not gonna
do it. So we have to find like a moving company.
I tell you what, man, they're not cheap. I got
a guy for one hundred and ninety five dollars an hour.
Now I know how this is going to go. Yeah,
it's a it's three pieces. You better not take lunch.
Pull to right, right. I almost want to sit there

(24:41):
like a supervisor and like watch these guys. I'm like,
you pull up there, you put in the truck, it's
gonna head out. He's like, well, we can't guarantee how
long it's gonna take. I'm like, listen, man, it's an
half hour from my house. Is two hours long enough.
I can't commit to a solid price. It's gonna go
by the hour. So then someone suggested my wife puts
it up on Facebook. Right, was suggested either this was

(25:01):
a real thing. It's called college hunks. You ever hear
of college?

Speaker 5 (25:05):
Oh yeah they got they got trucks all around. Yeah yeah, yeah,
how college guys? Man, if they made you know, they
started in college now they're out of college. But yeah,
first of all, it's a great idea. I mean, if
I mean, if you're a college hunk. You're looking to
move stuff. You're young, you know, you're a strong kid.
I guess it's kind of cool. I didn't know it
was a real thing. You got people up against the wall.
They need to get this out of there, and so

(25:27):
you can charge them whatever, and they're gonna pay you.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
That's well, that's what it is. I even told my wife,
I said, listen, I said, if you're gonna have to
pull the trigger and pay five or six and a bucks,
then you just might have to do it. You can
shop around a little bit, but it's gonna cost it.
You might as well to add to the price of
the bar, because it's gonna cost money to get it
over here.

Speaker 5 (25:43):
Now where you buy you buying it from someone else?
Are you buying it from a store that's.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
In a house in Vineland? Yeah? All right, so okay,
so then and that's the other thing.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Man.

Speaker 5 (25:52):
A lot of times these people that sell stuff on Facebook,
they'll put there like in a basement. You're on your
own getting it out, like you have to get it
out of there. This guy made it clear he is
not helping in any way. Yeah, luckily it's in his
sun room. It's going into our front room. There aren't
steps involved, which is nice. But yeah, it's just one
of those things. Man, I said, you shop around a
little bit, but it's going to cost a sonarma leg

(26:13):
to get it.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
She has one guy's like him, and another guy said,
you better specify to this gentleman and his buddy who's
going to do it on a Saturday in a thump
truck or pickup truck, just how heavy this thing is,
because it's not underestimate them.

Speaker 5 (26:26):
Right, Yeah, yeah, you'd rather over tell them and and
overestimate it than underestimated it.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
It's twenty eight hundred pounds. It's made a solid concrete.
Bring enough guys, But yeah, it's not cheap to do, man,
But it's one of those things. I'm just I'm not
doing that anymore. I've had guys help me, and I'm
not doing it.

Speaker 5 (26:45):
I remember I had a listener we put it out
there on the air that I was looking for a
pool table. Listener called up and said, hey, man, I
got one, and literally it's broken apart, already sitting in
like my garage.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
You can have it. So I get a U haul
truck with my son and we go get it. Dude,
It's then when I knew that.

Speaker 5 (27:06):
My son has no skills of moving at all. This kid,
this kid couldn't do anything. Now I'm now I'm trying
to to to set a pool table, and you know
how heavy pool tables are. Yah, We're trying to set
it up in my garage. Finally, my wife sees how
frustrated I am, and she finally puts it up on
like our Facebook neighborhood site, and one.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
Of the neighbors comes over and he goes, all right, dude,
I'll help you out putting it together.

Speaker 5 (27:32):
But because we had to lift it on the legs
right right, and my son like, I'm like, all right, dude,
just I think I actually told him, I said, just.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
Just go just just just just you're done, You're done,
Go give me a beer.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Yeah, I'm having a heart attack. I'm just like, just
go away. Look we get back. Well, knock out some transient.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Oh love trash, anything thirty docking, anything, racket rock or
roughy love trash.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
Here's some trash for you. Oh oh oh. Dave Grol, Dave,
Dave Grol, I heard about this, Dave, Dave, There's no
coming back from this. I don't care who you are.
This is a tough one. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:41):
So, mister rock and roll Dave Grol, he put out
a statement yesterday that he knocked up abroad. Okay, which
is fine, Yeah, okay, you know we all do it.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
He knocked it.

Speaker 5 (28:53):
He knocked up abroad. Only problem is he's married with
kids and it wasn't his wife.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Oh boy. So he put out.

Speaker 5 (29:00):
A statement and he you know, he said he's gonna
try and win the trust back of his family. I
don't know, dude, if you're a wife, you're probably like, yeah, dude,
you know what, I'm gonna take half of that food
fighter's money, Dave, and we'll see you later. Have fun
with your new kid.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
At fifty five, maybe less Trump stopped using my music
and more, Hey, I'm gonna come home to my wife
and be faithful. Yeah so so it did be you know,
just looks bad into shame because you see, he seems
like a pretty cool dude. He seems like a cool day.

Speaker 5 (29:28):
Once again, This is what I don't get about these guys, right,
this is the Tiger Woods scenario.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
Tiger Woods like.

Speaker 5 (29:36):
The Bang Chicks, but then he wanted the the cookie
cutter image of a wife and kids and everything like
that for his image, right, But just be single, right,
Like you didn't need to get the wife, and you
didn't need to have the kids if you didn't want them,
if you were going and banging you know, Bob Evans'

(29:57):
waitresses in a church parking lot. If you're not, like told,
you don't need to be married like Dave grow If
you want to go out and bang groupies, good for you,
that's what Rocket rolls about. But you don't need to
have the marriage unless your wife's cool with it. Now,
some women are like, hey, man, whatever, I'm living a
good life in a mansion, you know whatever.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
But it seems like she's not. She's not too thrilled
that Dave Grohl knocked up abroad comparison, and now he's
got a kid out of wedlock while he's still married.

Speaker 5 (30:28):
Kate Goslin remember her John and Kate plus eight, John
and Kate plus eight. Her son is now twenty. They've
been around our lives that long. Her son is now twenty.
He's coming out saying that the mom Kate used to
physically and verbally abuse them.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Even tying them up. Wow, yeah, have any of the
kids come out normal? I don't know.

Speaker 5 (30:55):
I think a lot of the kids. I think a
lot of the kids bailed and moved in with dad.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
That's awful.

Speaker 5 (31:00):
You're a real bad mom when that happened. And I
think the dad's pretty normal. Like he had his moment
in the sun where I think he was like mister
ed Hardy.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Remember I used to wear the Ed Hardy T shirts.
And he tried to be cool. He was trying to
be a DJ or something that was just big.

Speaker 5 (31:14):
But then then he kind of, I think, you know,
just was like, you know what, I'm staying out of
the public eye.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
And I think he's become kind of a normal guy.
So some of the some of the kids that bailed
and lived with him.

Speaker 5 (31:25):
But but yeah, that's she's She always seemed like it's
just a nasty woman. Like if you ever watched the show,
she just wasn't a very nice person.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
Uh. Oh, Harvey Weinstein didn't die. Oh okay, well there
isn't a god.

Speaker 5 (31:39):
She just let that guy on the table. Yeah, he
had a he had a hard operation. He's in prison
for doing horrific things to women, so he had a
heart issue. Had to get an operation, and they said
he's weak. But resting after emergency heart soldier. That's a
Harvey Weinstein. You know what, maybe we just turned the

(31:59):
lights out on him, you know, oops, the power went out.
Elle McPherson is explaining why she refused chemotherapy. The legendary
supermodel was diagnosed with breast cancer seven years ago, but
decided to forego chemo and radiation therapy in favor of
more holistic approaches. She was on the Today Show in Australia.

(32:21):
She explained her thought process. Just to be clear, I
saw a lot of medical advice, she said. It was
very interesting because every doctor has a different opinion on
how to treat my specific case of breast cancer. It
was no clear path and there were no guarantees either way.
So I made the decision based on all the information
that I gathered what was right for me.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
She said.

Speaker 5 (32:38):
She's in remission. It's important to mention that I'm not
giving advice to other people. I'm just sharing my experience.
You know, the US Open is happening. It might be over.
I don't know. I don't follow tennis anymore, but do
you A lot of celebrities go to the US Open.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
Youah, Bik, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey were there, right,
you just got a cool look to him too. I
like the mustache. Do you want to know what they
were drinking at the now you're talking about the players
while they're doing it there, the people watching it, the
people watching it, like Taylor Swift and Travis Kelson. Was
there a specialty drink? No?

Speaker 5 (33:16):
Well, Patrick Mahomes was there with his wife. They were
enjoying called Honeyduce. It's a trademark cocktail for the US
Open made with gray Goose vodka, fresh lemonade, honey jew
mellon balls, and raspberry liqueur.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Actually sounds pretty fantastic. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:31):
Now the wife Britney, she's pregnant, so she wasn't drinking anything.
They also enjoyed fish tacos, lobster rolls, filet mignon, sandwiches, ribs,
and fries.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
Pretty good too. Yeah, it's some ice cream for dessert.
So for the fish tacos, I do without them, but
you everything else sounds fantastic.

Speaker 5 (33:47):
Their luxury box that they were watching the US Open in.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Anywhere from fifteen thousand to one hundred thousand dollars. See
as a person went out the luxury box, can I
still get the ribs or is that something specially they.

Speaker 5 (34:03):
Can I've watched tennis and eat ribs. Okay, I'm gonna
ask you a question. That's awesome but messy.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
So the and uh and.

Speaker 5 (34:08):
Uh uh, Taylor and Travis had champagne.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
So you're the waiter who's got to clean up afterwards. Right,
you know that these guys are not eating all that.
They're not eating a ton of fish, tacos, lops, throws,
flame and beyond ribs and all that stuff. Right, so
there's some left. I mean you got can you take
that home in a doggie bag? Certainly? Dude. I cut
that sandwich off where they stopped biting it, and I
eat the rest of that sandwich. Would you eat a
Tailor Swift sandwich? I yeh, I would. I would do,

(34:36):
and be like, oh my god, Taylor Swift ate that
I would eat a rib after she licked it, just
to say I did. It's kind of like we kissed.
There you go some trash one hundred point seven ZXLS
after she's rock station corn tickets for our ZXL Workforce
Employee of the Day. Good morning, Good morning Jo this morning.

(34:58):
How are you, buddy? Ye? I feel bad you know
our names. I don't know yours. What's your name? All right? Ron?
All right Ron, we'll make it the z XL workforce
employee the day for the corn tickets. Okay here Ron
spell corn? Okay r And I was talking about the
cop that's wrong he got I know, he spelled it

(35:19):
like horn spell. There was a trick question Ron rgi
because they spell it with a cad man? What do you?
What do you do for a living? What's your job?
I'm a trash man. Trash man everybody. As a kid,
I wanted to be a trash but I'm still amazed. Dude,
I sit there and I watch. Well, first of all,
I do it. I hide.

Speaker 5 (35:38):
But I watched the trash truck because I put on
the wrong things of my trash can. So like when
the trash can gets dumped, it's all the bad stuff
that I'm not supposed to put my trash can gets
dumped in. I get that anxiety too, so I hide.
But I dude, I love watching how a trash truck works.
It's still I'm forty four years old, it's still awesome.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
I'm shocked. Man, I'm watching guys flying on the Black
Horse Pike and are hanging on the back and I
gotta be doing I don't know, thirty five or forty
you know where's osha?

Speaker 2 (36:04):
Oh yeah, I'm in an automated truck.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
So it's like, you know, playing a video game. Yeah,
when you picked that thing up and dump it. You
have cameras, don't you where you're watching it go in?

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (36:16):
See. Yeah, the bastard caught me because I put grass
clippings into recycle because I didn't have enough room not
up in here. Oh dude, I'm telling you, it really
is like a cat and mouse game. I put cinder
blocks in my trash can and all my neighbors trash cans.
Oh he must have fell in the trash truck. Oh
my god. Yeah, yeah, we got you.

Speaker 5 (36:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
Yeah, good, you're saying beautiful, beautiful. I'm gonna stop. I said,
I'm one of these guys.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Then I'm dumping it.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
Yeah, thank you for that. Yeah, body is cats. That's
the other day.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
Man.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
My trash guy gave me a problem.

Speaker 5 (36:50):
I had a severed leg and h and he was like,
I can't throw that in the trash truck. And I'm like,
come on, dude, please.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
I mean, look as long as its not the rest
the body.

Speaker 5 (37:02):
All right, Ron, you got a parent tickets to go
see corn up in cam then all right you stay
on hold.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
We're gonna get all your info. Yes, by the way,
everybody's jumping on that bandwagon of cleaning trash cans. I
see it now, and not even legit groups. It's a
guy in uh like with a with a pickup truck
who has just like a pressure washer and now he's
cleaning trash cans. Yeah, I get it, dude.

Speaker 5 (37:22):
My head can think, Dude, I'll get like maggots in
my trash can and stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
They, dude, get disgusting. But it is.

Speaker 5 (37:28):
I saw it on a on YouTube or something like that.
It's a it's a it's a machine man and it
like its steam cleans it and then.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
It just dumps it right back on your curt what's
that cast? Who had? Who has uh disposable income? Right now?
Trash cans?

Speaker 5 (37:42):
Because I told you the way that I clean it
right is when I know it's gonna rain, I just
leave the lid open.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
You know I did the other day. I drilled holes
in the bottom. Oh that's good, so it leaks out.
So it leaks out. Yeah, because I was getting grass clippings.
They were getting too heavy and the guys all pissed off. Yeah,
I do that, pissed off of me. There's not the
trash man.

Speaker 5 (38:00):
My recycling candle that'll uh that has holes in the bottom,
so like you know, you throw a bunch of beer
cans in there, and all of a sudden, I got
beer just going down the driveway.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
Dripping down.

Speaker 5 (38:10):
Yeah, and it's weird because trash junk liquid dries differently
than like water. Yeah, it'll stain your driveway.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
Dude. If I got a job, offer it to drive
that truck. Not get out yet, just do that little
whole game, dude. I leave this show in a second. Yeah,
man a heartbeat. I'm sorry, man, I leave you high
dry dude, what are you talking about. I'd be the
guy on the back of the truck. Let's do it together, please,
ACU A. I promise you we will work as a tandem. Look,
we get back out in a heartbeat. We'll knock out

(38:42):
some headlines. One hundred point seven is the XL South Jerseys
rock station z XL Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (38:50):
I think my daughter might be a crackhead. Now which one?
Now that's my daughter? Who's a sophomore in college University
of Delaware. So she, uh, it's kind of crazy. So
she just started her sophomore year. She lives in the dorm,
but next year she wants to move to an apartment
so it won't have anything to do with school. Right,
She's on her own apartment. She has a couple of

(39:12):
girlfriends she wants to move in with, but that like
you're on your own, no more food plan. Yeah, like
you gotta like like you you're living on your own,
but you can throw ragers there. So dude, like like
a crackhead, she just I guess what happens is there's
like a week where like all the rentals go up
and uh and for rent and so you have to

(39:35):
like score a rental a year ahead of time. And
so like a crackhead, she just keeps calling me and
asking me for stuff. Right, Like she's like, I gotta do.
I gotta do. Are you are you?

Speaker 3 (39:48):
Are you a notary?

Speaker 5 (39:49):
I gotta get some notoriyes Like she's a house and
I'm like, I'm like, you gotta breathe. And like last
night she's like, I need to know where you arek,
I need to know your email. I need to know
your phone number. I'm like, you gotta, you gotta just breathe.
You're gonna get you. You know, you'll you'll get a place.
And I'm like, and I'm like, why am I giving
you all my personal information?

Speaker 3 (40:10):
And how do I I don't. I gotta run your
credit score and your friend's credit score because your name
is gonna be on this little piece of paper. I'd
imagine I'm not on the lease. Oh you're not.

Speaker 5 (40:18):
No, no no, no, no, no, no no no. This
is where they become adults, and this is where they
learned that. Yeah, I'm not putting my name on that lease.
Uh uh. I'll be out with the student loans. I
ain't putting my name on a lease where you and
your girlfriends can trash a place.

Speaker 4 (40:34):
It's kind of.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
Funny, man, what kids will hyper focus on. Like like
my kids, I tell them, I say, you love this
stupid Fortnite game. You love playing online video games? And
I get it. You know, you do it not all
the time, but you do it enough, probably more than
I like you to. I wish you would focus and
have that energy when it comes to other other stuffs. Yeah,
you know, like your daughter like she's like, this is
something she's gonna get done. Look at the ambition and

(40:55):
the drive that she has to get it done. It's
been two days of just NonStop text and phone calls.
We're gonna give her credit for that. Now. Has she
gone to school? Probably not. She's focused on applications, probably
probably not.

Speaker 5 (41:07):
And that's the thing is like I I and I
try to explain her. I go, Okay, you know, it's
a lot different than the dorm. The dorm you're kind
of like still parented. Right, there's like a dorm advisor,
you know, an ra you have the food plan, but
like you go and move to your own apartment, which

(41:28):
is awesome.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
And I loved living on my own. I love that.
That was awesome. But I said, but.

Speaker 5 (41:33):
You're all on your own, right, that's it man, right,
And like you know, I'm very honest with her. I'm like,
I'll help you out, but you're getting a job, Like
this ain't a free ride, right right, this is gonna
be you know, this is a this is this is
real starts.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
It starts to be real life stuff. There's little things
I don't know, like a toilet seat breaks or a
fawcet bust or the smoke detector starts chirping in the
middle of the night, like those are all on you,
those little dumb things, they're all on you.

Speaker 5 (42:01):
Well, asked the other yesterday she was She called me
and she's she's like out of breath. She's like, I'm
walking back from the sorority. And I said okay, and
she goes, yeah, we had a photo shoot. Photo What
did you have a photo shoot for? What do you
what are you doing there?

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Cindy Crawford and say, colleges are so distracting. There are
a lot of things again you can just get caught
up in. But sure, I don't know. It's a sorority.
It's fun. It's supposed to be fun as long as
their grades are up. I guess to think so for
people that can't focus, like kids that can't do that.
Some people can't do it. It's like the only.

Speaker 5 (42:35):
Reason I really let her do the sorority was she
has to keep a certain grade.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
She I think she has to keep a three point
two grade point average. Yeah, that's good pressure, man. So
if she.

Speaker 5 (42:43):
Doesn't keep that, she you know, they you get booted
from the sorority.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
Yeah. I think girls are different than kid like guys.

Speaker 5 (42:48):
Guys they are way more responsible.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
I'll tell you what. They're dirtier girl having it being
what they call a girl dad. They're disgustingly dirty. Sure,
and it's shocking.

Speaker 5 (43:04):
Yeah, it's shocking how disgustingly dirty girls are.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
When it comes when it comes.

Speaker 5 (43:10):
To bathrooms and kitchens and things like that where guys
guys are dirty like dirty dishes, but like girls are
like disgusting.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
It's like all over the house. It's yeah, like my
wife had a pile of clothes, like in the living room.
It's like I don't yeah, yeah this happened. Why not? Right?
So I said, how this even happen? Like even where
she gets ready in the morning, it's like a it's
like a mechanic, like you got things everywhere, Like how
many things can you put on your face and put
it in your hair? I would get it, you would think.

Speaker 5 (43:43):
In the morning, I am a waiter at a at
a very busy restaurant with the amount of glasses and
cups and coffee mugs and and you name it, you know,
takeout boxes I'm pulling out of everyone's bedrooms.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
Yeah you're a bar back man.

Speaker 5 (43:57):
Yeah that's really what, that's what I'm a bustle and
I don't get timed.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
Look we get back. What do a thing called? You
think you have a bad You think you've got it bad.
I don't think we have it bad.

Speaker 5 (44:17):
About two years ago, Brenna Denmark of Pensacola, Florida, lost
her dog.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
She thought the dog was gone for good. Alligator dude,
that's really in Florida. That's what you think. Our alligators
got it right.

Speaker 5 (44:28):
But the dog ended up in Oklahoma. A woman named
Destiny is in the mouth of an alligator. Yes, okay,
this woman's name is Destiny. You gotta be a stripper
right there. Sure, Destiny in Oklahoma found the stray dog
and took it in. She posted photos and put out ads,

(44:49):
but no one, no one, you know, said hey, that's
my dog. Finally, a dog groomer friend of the woman
brought over a micro microchip scanner and.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
Found that the dog was chipped.

Speaker 5 (45:01):
They filed the pet report, and a ten minutes later,
the woman from Florida was on the phone after leaving
after learning that the dog had been found. The woman
from Florida rented a car, maxed out a credit card,
drove fourteen hours.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
To get reunited with the dog. Wow.

Speaker 5 (45:17):
How the dog made it from Florida to Oklahoma remains
a mystery, but the family is happy as anything to
get the dog back home for good.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
What's an Oklahoma stripper look like? Oh my god? Oh
daytime you're talking, you're talking B team beat up? Just
bet Well.

Speaker 5 (45:32):
You know there's a sea section scar. You know there's
a sea section scar, right? But who names their kid Destiny?

Speaker 3 (45:40):
Yeah? You know what your kid's gonna be when you
name your kid Destiny? Not an accountant, you know any accountants?
A lawyer's name Destiny.

Speaker 5 (45:49):
Officials have confirmed that a fire that scorched over fifty
five hundred acres in California was started by a public
works crew that were performed forming fire safety prevention in
practice is CRUs were trying to prevent access to dangerously
dry brush when the fire was started, His heavy equipment
was being used to move boulders. That equipment sparked the

(46:12):
fire and it spread quickly to hazardous weather conditions. In
hazardous weather conditions, the blaze is being ruled as unintentional.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
Yeah that sucks.

Speaker 5 (46:23):
Hey man, We're gonna sit here and learn about forest fires.
And then you start a forest fire. Yep, let's see here.
A clerk in Vegas at a convenience store it's been
arrested after being accused of being overly passionate during his
defense of nacho cheese. Myron Bully was arrested on suspicion
of attempted murder and battery with a deadly weapon after

(46:43):
allegedly hit a victim in the head with a baseball
bat because he took too much cheese from the nacho
cheese machine. Reportedly, the person who ended up calling nine
one one saw the victim bleeding outside the store yelled
at the clerk to make an emergency call, but the
man instead responded by saying, I'm not going to call
nine one one.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
I want him to learn a lesson. Wow, how much
cheese did he take? Dude? There was nothing better. Man.

Speaker 5 (47:05):
This is pre wah wah Like I just started smoking
pot and drinking and we had a seven to eleven
right at the entrance of my neighborhood. And dude, those
nachos right when you're you're fifteen and a high right
you're fifteen and maybe snucks out of your dad's beer.
Those nachos dude, such as, I know.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
What it feels like to retire you. Last week since
the kids went back to school, I feel like I'm
a retired person. Yeah, I was able to get everything
in order. My garage is in perfect order. Us dude,
it's all perfect because so bar is all perfect, my
game room is, everything is perfectly done. I don't have
message to clean.

Speaker 5 (47:49):
See my summer man, the house got wrecked, so I'm
I'm now in the cleaning up.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
I'm the guy trying to clean up before his parents
get home.

Speaker 5 (47:57):
Yeah, after after there was a party also summer long,
so yeah, I'm in the process of it.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
But I'm a little jealous that yours is already done.
Usually I have things to go home like, I can't wait.
I'm gonna jump into the garage like yesterday. I go
into the garage. I'm like, it's it's perfect. Everything else
is done, My shd is done. This is what I
look forward to every day. This is how sad it is.
And listen, I'm not sad. It's in life, dude. I'm
with you. I'm gonna get back on track. I'm gonna
start working out again. I promise I'll do that. You know,

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I have a new pair of running shoes. Oh dude,
what did you get? Oh? They were under armor half price. Okay, yeah,
did across me. I think it's like twelve bucks or
something like that. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure the supports perfect.
They Yeah, but I got them. Like yesterday, I wanted
a bike ride just because I felt I had to
do something and get out of house. Wait by yourself?

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No me a little kid? When all right? Okay, at
least they had a kid. Yeah, it was a kid.
I just picked them up in the neighborhood. It was
like it was just a kid. I started riding my
bike and then kids followed along like Rocky two. So
now what I look forward to and it's kind of sad,
but it's kind of cool at the same time. Is uh.
There was a big patch in my yard that I
wanted to plant sea and I finally rode it till

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the area I got the I got the ground nice
and soft, and I planted seed. Okay, So now like
an old person like watch it waiting for a flower
to grow. Yeah, I can't wait to get home and
look out my window and see that the grass is
growing every day, seven fourteen days. That's where I am yes,
And there's like little like it's starting to come up now.
I told my wife was like, oh look, look look

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how cool it looks. Look the grass is coming up
in the back. It's like your little kids. Yeah, I'm
a grown man, Like I should have came home and said, yeah,
I'm gonna fix that toilet seat like you asked me to, Hottie.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (49:38):
My uh So, my parents moved to the house that
we grew up in the neighbors across the street. They
were a little bit older than my dad my mom.
They were young, and they were in their early twenties.
My dad just out of the military going back to college,
and so the guy across the street kind of took
my dad under his wing to show him how to like.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
Take care of a house.

Speaker 5 (49:58):
Yeah right, And this guy who ended up being becoming
my godfather, he would walk around his house at night
with a martini and just look at all the stuff
that was in perfect order.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
Right, right, I know that feeling.

Speaker 5 (50:13):
He just would walk around the house with a martini
and that was how he ended the night, just to
make sure everything was perfect.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
Yeah you know how I know I've made it. My
sprinklers come on and I just sit there and I
just watched the sprinklers just water the lawn. You know
what this titful is the first time I ever saw this.

Speaker 5 (50:28):
He he took the jars that his wife used for cooking,
you know, like you get a jar of pickles or whatever. Yeah,
and he would screw the lid to the bottom of
a shelf.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
Oh yeah, nuts of bolts went. And then you.

Speaker 5 (50:40):
Would screw the glass, the actual container, to the lid
and would just hang there. Genius, genius move. I'm sure
I can just picture what his garage looks like. Due perfect.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
It was immaculate, immaculate. Can't wait to see how far
the grass grew when I get home. And dude, you
get mad when people wreck it.

Speaker 5 (50:58):
Yeah, oh dude, I like a couple of weeks ago,
I cleaned my garage, man, like you said, like, go
out there, everything's perfect. And then all of a sudden,
you know, my daughter's like I clean my car, and
all their stuff's on the ping pong table, and I'm like,
get get this out of here, disrespectful. I got I
just cleaned everything, disgrace. It's it's just get all your
stuff out off this table.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
Everybody. Thanks your call today. Always welcome on the show.
Glad we're all a part of it. Stay there, let's
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Keep me laughing? Man, you guys are great. Good morning guys.
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