WEDNESDAY 9-18-24

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Wake Up, Wake Ups.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Up. In a world of dull, mediocre radio, in a
time of regulations and rules, under the scrutiny of bosses
and management, one show breaks all the rules to deliver entertaining,

(00:30):
compelling and educated radio and stand above all the rest.
And this show, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Hey man? What's happening? Fifty to fifty fifty fifty? Yeah,
fifty fifty. It's a yes or no, so true and false.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
I Uh, I went to a beautiful banquet last night.
I told you you won. I did not win. There
was no there was not There is a little class
here then a fifty to fifty Did you do the
Chinese auction? There was no auction?

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:17):
So you you joined the Elks lodge and I joined
the Freemasons, and then we were gonna fight. So I'm
sitting at at this beautiful banquet for the Freemasons, and
it was, it was, it was. It was very nice
that I was invited there, and uh, I'm talking to
a couple of people, and you know, I get introduced.

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I'm I'm new, so I'm getting introduced to people and
and uh, it's it's it's a whirlwind. I feel like
Karen and goodfellas at the wedding. She's like, there's just
so many people. Uh. And so one guy comes up
and he goes, hey, I hear you're the radio guy.
And I was like, uh, and I don't. I never
bring it up. I don't, but I'm not here in

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the studio. I don't bring up that I'm on the radio.
And he goes, he goes, hey, I really love you guys.
I appreciate what you guys do. Oh nice. And I
said okay, yeah. Now, and now I'm sitting there at
my table and I'm just talking and me and this
guy are going back and forth, very nice gentleman. And

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somehow it came up that I'm on the radio, and
he goes, yeah, I listened to the country station. Like okay, yeah,
country music is hot, right, yeah, sure, he said yeah.
He said, even like we have a pop station, it's
even playing country music. Now, I listened to the country
station and he goes, uh and he goes yeah, he
goes he I don't like I don't like morning shows.

(02:46):
I was like, I was like, all right, well, okay.
Now at this point, I say, I don't like electricians,
so you're an electrician.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
At this point, he doesn't know that I work in radio,
or at least what I do in radio. Oh okay, okay,
and so and so he got like morning shows because
especially that Jojo and Scottie.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Oh wow, so you did. Oh wow. I was like, well,
then you're not gonna like me. He goes, I'm half
of that. Wow. Just come on man, fifty guy, why
could you not like us because we talked too much?
He wants to hear more of Van Halen. Oh wow.
So I was like, hey, man, like, well that's that's

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you know. I don't know what to tell you. Now.
Do you win them over?

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Like? Hey, by the way, you're not the douchebag you
think that we are here? I showed him some leg gotcha?

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Gotcha? I was like, hey man, look I'm sexy. I
love that.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
I mean he was very very nice, very nice gentleman.
But but yeah it did not.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
But I called this out by name, didn't even say, like, hey,
like that show on that station. He called U out
by name, guys listener, but then he's a closet listener.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Fifty fifty.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
The other guy was like, I you know, I love
you guys, And then they started fighting right there in
the middle of.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
The banquet, stab them in the neck. Everybody.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Uh, it is.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Weal, let's do Wednesday stuff today, which means we will
find those ZXL workforce employee of the day today.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Yes, we have.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
We we have.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Tickets for Tony Hingecliff who's coming over to Ocean. We're
gonna hook you up with those tickets. Very funny guy.
If you saw the Tom Brady Rose he killed, So
we'll have tickets for that coming up just a little bit.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
One hundred point seven EXL, South Jersey's rock station ZXL
Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Good morning, everybody, do it live. I can go all
write it and we'll do it live. And things sucks.
I'm scotting. Good morning. Here's some news fout use. A
woman charged with attacking a couple for unknown reasons inside
of a casino in Atlantic City over the weekend, which
was captured of course online. Uh, it's all over the place.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Oh wait was that the pizza the pizza box? She
smashed the girl with the pizza box of Tropicana? Yes,
oh yes video wow man, Yeah, she did it like
a steel chair in a wrestling gust.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
What did you pay for that? Pizza. You probably put
about thirty five dollars on the floor there, honey, unless
it was an empty box. But no, I saw a
slice fly out. Really, yes, I didn't see. I didn't.
I haven't watched the video ten second rule, though I
would have picked it right up. The woman who's charged
is a Monmouth County Corrections officer, forty seven year old.
You're forty seven?

Speaker 2 (05:31):
What do you do?

Speaker 3 (05:31):
This is that's a young person's game. What do you
do in a forty seven? And then people in the
head with pizza boxes? Then it looked like two guys
were trying to square up on another guy. Yeah, it
was that old.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
It was that old.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
I can barely move and it's a real slow punch
coming in. The thirty five year old was with her
Dami and the guy you're talking about. They've both been
charged with aggravated assault. A man who used to work
has a costume character for six Flags Great Adventure and
Sesame Place has been around than on allegations that he
traded sexually explicit photos with a minor.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
I don't, dude, that's a young kids game. If that's
an adult in that costume, I got a real problem
with it.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Trust. I don't trust mascots at all. Don Diego Parkman,
nineteen years old, if Mercer County, was arrested last week
during the search of his home. He's been charged with
aggravated sexual assault, sexual assault, manufacturing, and the possession of
child sexual abuse material, and two countsmen dangering the welfare

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of a child. How about this, Dorks are gonna be
the geeks. Geeks are going to be very upset. Dorks
probably not, geeks will be upset. GameStop is closing more
stores this year after a lackluster second quarter earnings report.
It seems like they are closing up the four hundred

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and fifty stores. Yeah, you don't have to go in anymore.
You just ordered it right right on your machine. Man.
That's what happens, right Like, that's I think my son does.
He just orders it and it just pops up right,
just right on his Xbox. So yeah, So so the
geeks out there, I'm sorry, I'm said, I know where
to hang out now. Yeah, I dude, I'll tell you what.

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I am so out of place when I go to
game Stop, I just I don't I That's where I
feel like the the the.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Geeks and dorks got one overall me because I'm in
their territory. Sure, you're in their area. Man, here for
a Minecraft hat. You know what, what's this whole guy
doing here? Yeah, he's not part of the know the
secret handshake or nothing, you know.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
And they're the I'm just like, I just want to
buy this game for my kid. Can I get Yeah?
They're like, would you have a phone number with us?

Speaker 2 (07:46):
No?

Speaker 3 (07:46):
No, I don't. I don't. Like it's almost like have
you ever been to a sex shop? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Oh yeah, So it's it's almost like that, like you
kind of like hide your eyes, right, like you kind
of hide your face.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
And that's how I am at game stop. I'm like,
I'm like, I don't want anyone see me.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Well, the guy the register asked me, he's like, have
you been laid? I'm like you no, I've never been
laid before. He's like, okay, sir, here's your pa, here's
your purchase, sir.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
I can't. I can't ring this up unless you've watched
an episode of The X Files. That's news What About Sports?
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your official Philadelphia Phillies ratio station, and the Phillies have

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opened up registration for fans to buy what jojo.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Uh seeks for next year. Postseason tickets, Oh wow, playoff tickets.
They are open now until Saturday, October twelfth. You can
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Speaker 3 (08:47):
There you go. That's news, that's sports, brought to you
by Copiers Plus. Go to copiers plus dot co.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Hey rain today, Hop to seventy three chance to rain tonight.
Open at low sixty five tomorrow for your Thursday clouds.
Hop to seventy six seventy one outside right now. One
hundred point seven XL Jerseys Rock Stations, The XL Morning Show,
one hundred point sevens the Excels at Jersey's Rock Stations,
The XL Morning Show. It's like I got my kid
a gift in September, but he can't open it until December.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Now. My parents used to this is okay, they would
buy it with you and the parents. Parents. Let's put
the ear muffs on the kids, okay. But This is
how I found out that the thing was the thing
may not be real, right right, old fellow. My parents
would take me out like on Thanksgiving and buy me

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stuff for Christmas. What it was the cheapest. I get
what they're doing. And like, I remember, I've told you
this story. I remember like a couple. The one of
the best Christmases I ever had was I got a Nintendo,
a thirteen inch TV, Mike Tyson's punch Out ice Hockey
you were and chases loaded.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
But the problem was my parents bought it like three
weeks before Christmas and then took me to the store
Best Remember Best. Oh yeah, the the best catalog. The
Best catalog was awesome. You circle everything. I got nothing.
I got nothing. I circled out of that stupid catalog.
So we go and we go to Best three weeks
before Christmas and my parents buy me the Nintendo, the TV,

(10:14):
all that stuff. Can't touch it. No, no, my dad's like,
you might as well set it up now. So that's it.
I think I even I can show you a picture
of me playing on it, like a week before Christmas.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Now, my kid likes, uh, listen, he loves playing video games.
He does enjoy as the history jitsu class. He's doing
okay with the drums, but I wanted him to like
have an interest in something like it sounds stupid bad.
Mine was Ninja's and Lamborghini's growing up. I had pictures
of Lamborghinis on my.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
Wre that that was the thing you would go.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
I was in it.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
It was the school Bizarre. Usually you would go to
the school Bizarre and they would have uh, posters of
Lamborghinis and Corvelle.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
I had one Ferraris and uh because you didn't. You
weren't in the girls yet, So like that was the
cool thing on your wall. Yeah, I was only I
was a senior in high school. Yeah no, I was thirty.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
But like I was into like.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Kungfu dude, I wouldn't miss kung Fu theater. I'm like,
fourth thing that was at four o'clock was kung Fu theater. Man, Yeah,
I wouldn't miss it.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Those there's awful kung Fu movies.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
So so, shopping for my kid for school, he started
to show an interest in sneakers and I'm like, okay,
this is kind of cool. How did you find how'd
you find out about air Jordans? Now we go to
the store two hundred dollars a little bit much. Yesterday, well,
actually the day before I left him here by mistake,
your lovely wife handed down. Well, I love my wife.

(11:38):
I was the one to say thank you. Okay, it
was me that made this happen. Okay, she she packed
them up, but I made I made it happen. And
thank you for that, because you gave me a broken
laundry basket full of air Jordans.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
And it was it was broken. There was no hiding
that laundry basket.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
It was it was.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
It was half broken. So we get them home.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
My wife, you know, my wife presents them to the
kid and she's he's like, oh my god, he's awesome.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
Blah blah blah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
He goes to put him on a little big he's
got about five six years before he can fit into it.
She's like, damn, She's like, what is there? How big
is their kid? I was like, he's pretty big. He's
twelve years old, but he's a monster. This your your
kid certainly has bigger feet than Mike and mine's very small.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
He can show you a picture. I took a picture
a couple of weeks ago. We were on a tiki
cruise and my kid looks like something out of Scarface.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Dude, you posted a picture of him in front of
the fireplace mantle. I'm looking at the picture and I'm
comparing it to my fireplace mantle. And how big your
kid is, Dude? He towers over my child. He is,
uh yeah, yeah, So I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say
the difference in shoe size is significant, and uh, and
it's gonna be a little while before you could put

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him on. But super my favorite picture. He looks like Scarface. Yeah,
he should be pushing cocaine, dude on some islands somewhere.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
He know he's gonna be and and honestly, I hope
it happens. Because so, my entire family is tall, right,
everyone is like six four or bigger. Like my brother's
almost six four right right, Well not me. So I'm
the youngest of my entire family. I'm also the shortest.

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I barely touch six feet. So everybody and even my
in laws, right, like my father in law a monster,
he's six, like six five sixty six. My my wife's
cousin's husband he's like six seven. He's like Andre the Giant,
And uh, and so here's me, Like, I'm just a
little old me. So I think with the way he's going,

(13:42):
I think he's gonna be a tall kid. Yeah, like
we pick our kids to do it.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Like he gets his check up and like, yeah, you
know he's he's definitely smaller than he should be right now.
But then you look at my wife. He's like, well,
your wife is like, yeah, your white. Your wife's like
one hundred pounds and five foot five foot. I think
she's four to two something like that. So yeah, he
definitely does have to side. But but this is cool, man,
he said, until I get into them, he said, I'm
gonna display them.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
I'm like, all right, clean them up, put them up
on a shelf.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
So thank you for the shoes. You can't have them back.
He will thank you when he's a freshman in high
school when he finally fits into the.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
Dude, you gotta put out those heavy socks. Those those
they are all thermal socks on. That's what I said.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
I said, can he double up on socks? She's like,
you'd have to put about ten pairs of socks on. Yeah,
that's that sucks because it really like they're right there.
But he can't get them quick.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Yeah, and there's and and I will say it when
I there are some nice shoes in there. Oh, really
nice shoe. I actually looked at my wife and I
was like, why are we spending all these this money
on these stupid shoes? Yeah? You should certainly have sold
these and not given them to me. Yeah. We just
wanted someone they who would who would use them and
he'll use them in a couple of years.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Really like Michael Jordan in your house. Uh dude, Yeah,
she was saying, you understand, my wife wears Jordan's. Yeah,
it's awesome, like my like this and now her.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
And my god, my my youngest is uh, they're the
same size when it comes to shoes. So now she
buys shoes based on what she wants. Now we're a
converse family. You have the pump you know now here?
That would be cool if your kid wore pumps, because
do you okay, do you know what I had growing up?

(15:20):
Would yeah? The Andre Agasy Oh god, the tree boch pump.
It was the pump on the the the right, but
it was furry like a tennis ball. Oh, because the
basketball once I was with Andre Agason. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that was that was my life. Yeah, my dad's dude.

(15:41):
He would mow the lawn in those old converse Yeah,
like there was no I tried wearing one because I
thought they were cool for a little while. You gave
them to me.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
I don't wear them much. See what would I wear them?
My shorts playing in the Sandelot. I gave you my
blue high Yeah, you gotta ware those make no buck.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
We get back, we get back. We'll do some rock news, Joe,
Joe and Scottie rock news news. Here's some rock news
for you. Zach Wilde. You know, Zach Wilde played with
Ozzy for years and then he went on to do
his own thing with the Black Label Society, and now

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he's actually part of the brand new configuration of Pan Tara.
He's launching which is actually it's funny. He's launching a
tour this year called Zach Sabbath, his Black Sabbath cover bands, right,
so like that he's going to do a Black Sabbath

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cover band and uh, he's bringing in some people to
help him out called Zozo. That's a Led Zeppelin tribute band.
So you get the Black Sabbath cover band with Zach Wilde.
You get Zozo the Led Zeppelin tribute band, and we
don't stop there. You also get the Iron Maidens, which

(17:12):
is an all female Iron Maiden tribute band. I'm waiting
for those Zoobie brothers to come up.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Oh, be on the lookout for Zach Wilde's tribute band
to Black Sabbath, Zach Sabbath.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
Uh Jean's Addiction. They're in a bit of a tailspin
right now. Over the weekend, Perry Farrell, the lead singer,
tried to beat up Dave Navarro on stage. They got messy.
It was sad and he was watching sixty year old
men try and fight each other and I can't. It's

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nothing for each other. Dave Navarro was like, what are
you doing? Yes supid. Perry came out and said he's
dealing with some mental health issues. A lot of people
think that maybe he's off the wagon and he's had
some drug issues in the pass. Dave Navarro has become
kind of the voice now of Jain's addiction, and he
uh he yesterday because they canceled their whole tour. Whole

(18:11):
tours canceled. He apologized to the opening acts. He said,
I am because once again when these things happen like this.
You gotta understand there's people who rely on these paychecks.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Es.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Yeah, there's ticket sales, there's roadies, the opening acts who
are like, hey, man, like like this was our thing.
This happened with the Black Crows once again. The Black
Crows are a known band, but Aerosmith canceled your tour,
and the Black Crows were like, dude, we're opening up
for you. You what about the woman selling popcorn? What
about her?

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Man?

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Like like the guy who has the shopping cart with
salt pretzels in it, that guy he needs he needs
to know where he's going. Well, how about this, how
about your one of these guys with these shopping carts? Right,
and you're in Memphis and you got the Black Crows
Memphis count a sure coming and and the show before
that they canceled with a shopping car full of Black
Crows Memphis.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
So I so so uh. Last summer we went to
a lot of Phillies camps and we tailgated a lot,
and I got friendly with a guy who was selling coozies,
you know, like the things you put on a can.
And I'm like, I'm like, dude, like, what's up? Like,
give me the rundown of how this goes down, and
he goes. He goes, I'm a He goes, this is

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a side gig. He goes, I'm a real estate agent.
And he goes, I just come, you know at the concerts.
I go, But where does it all go afterwards? Right
like you're getting it from somewhere there's the kids in
the third world country. He goes. No, he goes, man,
there's warehouses. He goes, we go to the warehouse and
we pick up all the merchandise, and it's all on

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us to get rid of it. And if we got
if not, we have to return a bat And I
was like, huh man, that's I was like, okay, it's
like I mean, it's a whole industry. But once again,
Dave Navarro reached out to the opening app and apologized.
At least he did online. So you won't Jane's addiction.
Canceled the tour. So you won't see Jane's addiction. You

(20:09):
won't see Loving Rockets now are you a big fan
of Love and Rockets? You also won't see the Crawlers.
The Crawlers. Yep. Wow, maybe it was good this tour.
It got canceled. It's a good thing. And if you're
a fan of Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young, they are
putting out a live album which is from nineteen sixty nine,

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Live at the film More East. So it must have
been a really good show then, huh. I don't know.
It took sixty years to get it to come out.
So if you're a fan of Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young,
which I am, I love Crosby Stills, Nashing Young, they
were filming a or recording an album Live at the

(21:02):
Fillmore East. It's now being released. You can buy it
for cassette tape or a track.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
You're lying right, Please tell me then I'll showing it
back that far.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
You can go to Coconuts or Sam Goodie. You can
buy it and I'll burn you a CD. Oh yeah,
so Live at the Fillmore East nineteen sixty because the
Jersey rock station. So I don't know what happens when

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I'm not home. I do know because I saw, I
witnessed it. I had I had to do a thing
last night, beautiful banquet, Thank you to you know it
was it was a Freemason event. Would you wear? Was
he a time? Suit. Nice. Yeah, and then I had
to wear a suit. I look good too. You should
have You should have saw me. You would have thought

(21:54):
I was sexy. Yeah. I did the Elks thing over
the weekend. I was the only one in jeans. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Yeah, but you see all the guys that uh the
the actually you know the guys that run it. They
were in tuxedos. There was a couple of guys in
tuxedos at this event last night. Jeans.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Yeah, that's not that's not gonna go. I've gotten in
trouble before because when I was starting to to to
to gear up to be a freemason, I would show
up in shorts without basketball shorts, but shorts, and they'd
be like.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Like it.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
And it's that thing where it's like you feel like
you're a kid again because they're like, yeah you should, yeah,
you should exactly. Yeah, I know. Why do I have
to tell you this? But you don't wear shorts? You
should know better. Uh So here's the thing. I get
home right, So it's it's it's a dinner event, it's

(22:53):
it's a beautiful banquet. Shout out to the Great Bay
Country Club.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
It was.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
It was very nice. I had to sneak down. I
found uh, because they closed the bar once we started
like doing the ceremony stuff. Yeah, and I had to
sneak down and I found out that the downstairs bar
was still open. Should you be sneaking down in the
middle of the bank. What you think? I like, you
bring your book bag with you. Look, here's the thing here,

(23:18):
here's what I'm saying. I think you you should. You should.
I'm I'm I. I think that I'm smart and I
you know, I found a way to be able to
get a drink.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Right, So.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
I come home. Now it's like me and you get
up early. I get my alarm goes off at three fifteen, right,
So I get home, it's like nine thirty and uh,
my wife and little guy are hanging out in my bedroom.
And I see in the corner of my eye and

(23:55):
McDonald's bag. Okay, someone ate. But then on the mcdonaldnald's
bag is a door dash coupon. So I said to
my wife, I said, hold on, I said, what did
you door dash McDonald's? You can do that? Now I go,
did so you? Man?

Speaker 1 (24:16):
You?

Speaker 3 (24:17):
I'm so disappointed. I go, So you door dashed McDonald's.
And she looked at me, and then she tried to
pick a fight with me. She's tried to around, she tried,
she tried the what does Missy Elliott say?

Speaker 1 (24:33):
She put her thing down, flipped it and reversed, and
so I was like, I was like, hold on, like
I'm time out, let's get back to you and the
doors coupon.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
Hold on. I was like, you door dashed McDonald's. And
then she tried to fight me on it, and she's like, yeah,
I just signed up for door dash, and I guess
the first couple of times it's no charge.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
But I'm still like, you're not very far from the
McDonald's where you're you tortahed McDonald's. You should use that
on a nice night, like a Friday night, when you
want a nice something.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
So is this what happens when I'm not home for dinner? Yeah? Yeah,
you're the you must be the glue, but you're the
rock in that family. I'm like, huh huh. Now I
had some very very nice salted green beans and a
piece of chicken at my banquet. Sounds amazing, ye, but
it was actually very good. Yeah, but yeah, my little

(25:27):
guy door dashed McDonald's, which, by the way, My oldest
daughter does this. She'll door dash like wa wa, and
she'll be like, I need milk, and she'll door dash it,
so that two dollars bottle of milk ends up being
twelve dollars. Yes, it doesn't make it. Somebody have to

(25:48):
pay somebody to do that. And I go, just get
in the car and drive. We live two miles from
a Wawa. Just drive to the wah wah to get
the milk. Or how about this do food shopping.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Yeah, see, I'm so cheap man, I just I can't can't.
I can't pay somebody to come and deliver it. I
just I just can't do it yet.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
So yeah, I don't get the door dash thing.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Yeah, because there's a significant charge, but definitely making money. Yeah,
So you're not that far from McDonald's. Again, it's like
a right kind of you turn right there, right there,
right there, don Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Maybe it sounds like she was probably getting a lot
of stuff done last night around the house, so she
didn't want to stop doing that to go and get
the door dash from McDonald's. That's what it sounds like
to me. Yep, yep, that's the that's exactly what I have.
The time to go out and do it.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
And I get that.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
I understand the struggle is real. Door dash McDonald's. Yeah,
that's a like, if you're gonna door dash, at least
do something good. That's like a dorm room thing.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
Yeah right, yeah, that's a that's like that's like you're
a college kid. Yeah, just taking six dollars and just
kicking it out to win it. But it was but
you wait, it was only six dollars.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Yeah, probably what It was free though it was the
first couple of sid she said, since she signed.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Up for door Dash, the first couple are free. Okay,
so well, I don't know. But then do we continue
when it costs money? It's it's it's gambling, dude. They
suck you in.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
You're in door Dash. That's now, that's now in my household.
It'd be awesome if you were the door dash guy
you could somehow block it. Well about that?

Speaker 3 (27:24):
How about you just asked me, Hey, on your way home,
can you pick up McDonald's. You went right by.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
McDonald You probably passed by the door dash guy who
was in line getting.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
Your McDonald He was the front door. I had to
push him out of the way to get my house. Look,
I got a parent tickets to go see the very
funny If you saw the Tom Brady Rose, this guy
killed it. Tony Hingecliff over at Ocean. Do you want tickets?
Six zero nine six seven seven one hundred and seven
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Tony Hinchcliff coming to Ocean sig zero nine sixty seven

(27:54):
seven one hundred and seven. We'll get back. What for
some headlines?

Speaker 1 (27:59):
What point seven XL South Jersey's rock station ZXL MO
show saw this the other day.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
I hadn't seen it in a while. What's that?

Speaker 1 (28:06):
I saw a guy walking on the side of a road, okay,
with the girl in the car trying to get him
to come back into the car.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
I guess it was a fight. What happened to men
in this country? I see it.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
I see men not paying for things. I see men
in the passenger side driving while the woman there are things.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
Oh I don't pay for things?

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Well we we at least my wife is nice enough.
Like I know she makes a lot more money than
I do. We share that bank account. But at least
show like when the when the bill comes, she does
do that thing where you know she I handle it.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
So it goes to me. I'm like, and I'll come
back here. Did you pay for it?

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Now?

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Now you know you pay for it? So she does
make she makes me feel like a man. We went
out the other night, my wife and I and our
little guy, and I paid for the dinner in cash,
and you would have thought that I was I was
Henry Hill at Copa Cabana and you know, I can't
tell you how much the tip and Karen was Karen

(29:05):
was like so impressed, and I was like and my
wife's like, oh my god. Like my wife's like, oh
my god, like like, how did you you're paying for this?
Because usually I just throw the bill at her and
I go, you you have the money, person, you figure
it out. There's just things that.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Guys should do, like to me, drive like my neighbor
has his wife drive everywhere. To me, it just I
don't know, man, dude. My wife does not get behind
the steering.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
No, I wouldn't. I would never do that.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
And here's what she wants me to start doing. And
I kind of started to do it a little bit.
She wants me to start opening the door for her
when I get to the car, Okay, okay, listen, not
a bronxtail. Okay, well she doesn't. She certainly doesn't reach
over and a lot. She doesn't want the door at all.
So yeah, you're right.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
So she wants you. Okay, now, okay, okay, okay, problem
that's right now Okay, So she wants you. So so
you're both walking out to the caruh, she wants you
if she's sitting in the passenger side, to go over
to the passenger car door.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
I open it for it, now, get the now. Here's
here's why I now. She's made comments like this before,
now as a joke, but not really a joke. If
we're getting done a date and I go over, I
feel like you're married, I know, but I feel like
I got a better chance of getting laid that night
if I do open a door, and it's kind of like, oh,

(30:27):
that's so nice to open the door. So she wants
me because now between the years that my kids are
forget what I think is like between that I was
six and fourteen or something, she says that this is
the time where they're watching me, right, they need their
mom up until you get the six or seven. Now
they're watching me for like these life lessons. She's like,
it would be nice if you showed the kids how

(30:48):
to treat a.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Woman by opening door, by opening by opening my door.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
So I'm slowly No, I'm slowly starting to open the
door for my wife. Now now I hold the door.
I hold the door for people. Well, not gonna smash
it in her face next right, But I'm not opening
up your car door, Jesus. But I feel like you
got hands open the door up. I feel like I
could go into a relationship. I could see a strange

(31:15):
couple and I could just tell right off the bat.
If this guy's an absolute loser. If you have to
pay for something and the guy's doing that thing where
he's standing behind you with his hands on your hip, say,
and looking over your shoulder and reading off the menu
and ordering something, baby, you got that guy's a loser.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
If a guy makes you drive somebody, I forgot my wallet, honey,
I don't care what the situation is. If you have
to look over the guy, it's weird. And if that
chair is leaned back, like this guy has not a
care in the world, and you're the woman and you're
driving the car, this guy's loser. If there's a point
at any time in your relationship where this guy is
out of your car and you're on the side of
the road.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
Don't talk him back in the car. Just leave this
guy where he lays. Yeah, that's a that relationship is
probably over. Yes, it is if he actually bailed out
of the car and and it's like, I'm just gonna walk.
And I believe me, I've been there in relationships where
I'm like, I just I just want to get out
of the situation. But yeah, when it comes to women

(32:11):
driving a guy, that's yeah, you're turn your man car
like I had that.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Uh that buddy we know that has the either gambling
or drinker problem. Like, yeah, yeah, that relationship's over. But
he called me once on a Sunday, right he was
walking on the side of the road.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
So what happened. He's like, we got into it, and
you know when she just told me to get out,
I'm like, that's over. It's over. It should be over.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
You're now walking. You're walking home like a good two
or three miles, so she don't care. That's that's the
closer right there. That's the wrestling finishing move. You're walking
on the side of the road because you got into
it and she said, just get out of the car,
and you did.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
That's it, man, I believe. And once again, I've done
a lot of things in my brain, so I believe
this is a real story that happened. I believe. I
have a buddy, and I actually know for a fact
that this happened. He got out, but the car didn't stop.

(33:08):
Oh the gangster role. So she kicked him. That's how
bad it was. Yeah, that might just get me the
handle of this car. Yeah, yeah, that would that. I mean, yeah,
you gotta really you gotta be one hundred percent in
if you're if you're pulling that the tucking barrel. Sure.
Now are they still together?

Speaker 1 (33:28):
No?

Speaker 3 (33:28):
Okay, so there you go. That's over. Okay, dude, I
got a buddy, and you know this is the dude,
this was super creepy. So my buddy is dating a girl.
They might have been engaged, I'm not sure, and he
kind of wants to break up with her, and she
gets the wind of him wanting to break up with her.

(33:51):
She goes to his house and he had a big
collection of playboys, and she took all the playboys and
like either set them on fire. On the porch, or it.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Took something, took the scissors, yeah, and cut them all up.
He took something that he loved and destroyed it and
like took pictures of her and him and smashed him
on his front porch.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Is it over? Yeah? One hundred. Just know what's over?

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Said, you don't have to pay for your for your
boyfriend or your husband's lunch or dinner or whatever.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
I think I had to help him clean up the
playboys that bad?

Speaker 1 (34:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
Yeah. If it's the point where you're you're bailing out
of a car after a dinner at the ground realm,
it's done. It's done.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
It's done.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
If you're yeah, yeah, you just had a great night
at the Ponderosa and now you're now you're walking on
the side of the road. Leave that man, get out
of it. Look we get back.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Now.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
We'll knock out some O.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Track anything thirty on anything, racket rock, roughing at long.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
Frash, here's some trash for it. This puff Daddy thing
is oo really bad, really bad. I'll bet how bad
he dude. I listened to the press conference yesterday. It
was he had a thing called freak Parties.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Allegedly, No no, no, no, it doesn't seem like it
was a legend. I think I think we could put
the alleged down and just say he did. Uh so yeah,
to the point where I believe he offered the court
fifty million dollars in bond to get out and they
said no. I hope he offered the judge personally on
the side saying, hey, let's I'll have little C's come

(35:41):
down here with money for you.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
Okay. So here's the thing about bond. So usually it's like,
I don't know, you know, one hundred thousand dollars. Now
everyone's like one hundred thousand dollars. What you do is
it's usually ten percent of that. So for one hundred
thousand dollars, ten percent would be ten thousand dollars. So
you gotta find someone, usually your parents or someone and

(36:03):
your wife or whatever. You go and you you pay
a bail bond dog, the bounty hunter. You pay them
ten thousand dollars and they'll take on the bond. He
offered fifty million and they turned it down out so
flight rest, dude, it's really bad.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
If you fifty dude, that's a lot of millions. And
they said no, Like hey, like dog the bounty hunter.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
Right, that's that's what That's what he did on that show,
fifty million dollars because they think that he as soon
as he gets out of court, he's gonna get on
a jet and just fly to some island somewhere. He's
gonna fly to Epstein's Island and just live out his life.
He was on an island. Why did you come back?
You knew it was bad? Yeah, I don't. Man, It's

(36:54):
one of those crazy things where I think you get
to a certain amount of fame where you think you're
not going to be touched. Yeah, And I think that's
what he thought. And now they're throwing kind of the
book at him. Remember this guy Jesse Smole, Yeah, the
French actor, right, remembering he was the kid who did
like one show on Fox or something and pretended that

(37:17):
he was assaulted on the streets of Chicago on a
night it was like minus forty degrees. Yeah, it was
three in the morning. He was headed to subway. He
had awa, they had mega hats and again, and he
said it was like white supremacist. But then it turns
out that it was like he had hired these guys
to like set it all up to look like he

(37:38):
had been assaulted. They put a noose around his neck.
He had it on when the cop shut up to
his house. But it wasn't a news It was a
laundry line. Like it was like, you know, like my
mom has one, like it goes from her porch door fence. Yeah,
we think it was a lie. Yeah yeah, so it
was so uh, he's trying to overturn they they convicted
him of lying, right they they they were like, yeah,

(37:58):
like you wasted our time. Like you remember, people all
came out and said like, oh, this is an awful thing.
And it all fell apart. So he appeared before the
Illinois Supreme Court yesterday in an effort to overturn his
twenty twenty one conviction for falsely reporting a hate run.
Remember Wendy Williams, she was, she was hot for a

(38:20):
second rest in peace. No, she's a lot. She is
her conservator because I believe she's dealing with dementia issues
is suing A and E. Lifetime and the creators of
the docu series Where Is Wendy Williams for exploiting her
vulnerable state? She was? Where she is allegedly profiting millions
of dollars. So that's Wendy Williams. Dude, she had a

(38:43):
hit show for a second. The only reason I know
it so my mom suffers from dementia, and I would
go over to her house and she watched it would
be watching Wendy Williams. Wow, your mom is dementia watching
a woman who has beens dementia. Yeah, yeah, it's crazy,
it's all. It's the dude, and then I and then
I feel like I have them. I swear.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
The downfall of this country was symbolic when she was
the Statue of Liberty and she passed out on stage
of the Statue of Liberty costumes.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
She just falls over. She had a real issue with
drugs and alcohol, so you know a lot of that.
I believe, dude. I believe she wasted all her money too,
like sad Man Wilmer vold Rama. Do you remember who
he is?

Speaker 1 (39:24):
No?

Speaker 3 (39:24):
He was the guy who played the foreign kid in
that seventies show Still No, okay? Yeah, Well, in a
new book that he wrote, and I believe, well, now
it's silly because I bought it for you wasted gifts.
He's sharing a scary flight experience where there was carbon

(39:45):
monoxide inside the plane. He was with Ashton Coocher and
Colin Hanks. Colin Hanks, the son of Tom Hanks and
Ashton Coocher, is Ashton Coocher. He said they were able
to use oxygen masks and survive. So that's Wilmer Valdurramo
with his new book. Travis Kelsey he he went a

(40:07):
little crazy for Patrick Mahomes. But you got to take care.
I always hear this, like the quarterback always takes care
of the offensive line.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Guy Stan Marino with buying gloves, remember the gloves commercial owners.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
Yes, so Travis Kelcey for Patrick Mahomes' birthday kid, he
spent thirty one thousand dollars now.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Thirty one thousand dollars. Let me tell you man, this
this Tailor Swift, she's a fraud. I want you to
get excited over like the dumbest plays for it. All
of a sudden, you were a Kansas City Chiefs fan.
Like it wasn't even your husband making the play. It
was like the Chiefs score a touchdown, Like you want
to ruin on your guy. I get it, But the
fact the Chiefs win the game, Like why are you

(40:51):
so excited? You have no ties to anything there, and
I swear, dude, when he when he catches four hundred
yards this year, she's going to.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Drop that guy. I think it's based on what is
super hard.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Now he's declining. Now he's like one of the worst
tight ends in our fantasy league right now. Uh, well
he's old. Yeah, he's not good. I mean he's been
in the league for like ten years. So yeah, I
mean it's like, you know, time is time is taken.
Hope she goes for Jason, she steals them away from Kylie.
Matthew Perry, this is tough man. You You you dabble

(41:25):
in real estate. Have you ever sold a house where
someone died in it? Okay, legally if you have to
say it, right, if they ask, you have to say it, yes, yeah,
the seller has to disclose that information. But if they
don't ask, I don't have to go in there and say,
by the way, beautiful school here, but somebody did die.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
Now, So Matthew Perry, the guy from Friends, he died
at his house. He died in his hot tube. I'm
promoting that man. Well, apparently people aren't looking for his
house because they just cut it from five point one
million to four point seven million. Wow, yeah apparently, And
I mean, do you want to sit in the hot tub?
I mean, I guess it's kind of cool. It is

(42:05):
kind of like you're sitting in the hot sub where
Matthew Perry died.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Right Like, that's my that's my go to when you know,
I bring a girl back from the bar. It's the
hot tub Matthew Perry died and get in. Honey, look
he's still there. There you go, some trash for it,
uncorked luxury, had bottled wine, spirit and tastings in Ocean Resort.
After these Rock Station's e XL Morning Show and I
work Force Employee the Day, Good morning, Good morning, a man,
we're doing well, buddy, thanks for asking. What's your name?

(42:31):
All right, Cody Allen. We'll make it a z XL
Workforce Employed the Day. What do you do? I'm a
trash trunk driver. Okay, we know another guy works out there.
That's actually my go to. That's our go to when
we get fired from here. Is because it sounds and
no disrespect to you, it sounds like a pretty easy
job where I don't have to overthink too much.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
Man, you know what, I think, it's a pretty bit.
So it's a pretty hard job. And I think me
and you would would kill at it. You don't have
to think about it that so would you not taking
it home? It's like I'm not like, oh my god,
I can't believe Scotty dropped that bag of trash on
the ground. All right, Cody, how many guys on the truck?
Just too all right? So it have to be me,
So Jojo and I have to work together. So there's

(43:11):
no way we can put three on a truck. Once
in a while you get another guy. Because yeah, I
was gonna say, maybe, like you know, Cody drives, Maybe
Jojo is in the cab and then and then I'm
on the back. How do you decide who drives and
who has to ride on the back?

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Because, right of than the back does seem like more
fun unless it's like in the winter you flip a
coin for that?

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Or are you the driver? Are you the the handler?

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Got your license? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (43:34):
I'm the driver CD? All right, Yeah, okay, so Jojo okay,
So Jojo and I don't have the CBO right, so
we won't be able to drive. So that means like
one of us is going to have to ride shotgun.
We need to know.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
And yeah, and then Cody'll drive, and then I'll, like
I said, I'll be on the back. Man, I'm the
one hopping off with in the trash can.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
Uh on the on the thing that that that that.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
Lifts it up, which is better because we smoked cigarettes,
so it's better for us to be on the back
of the truck so we can smoke outside. But then
you also drink scotty, so you would have to you'd
have no hands, you'd have to belt onto the back
of horse.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
So because and imagine, I imagine I'm on a truck.
I got a Miller Lite and a cigarette and I'm
just tossing trash cans. Come on, man, that sounds like
a dream. Your hands blowing the best job ever. All right, look, Cody,
you you stay on hold. We're gonna get all your info.
You're going to see Tony Hingecliff over at ocean. All right, hey, Cody,

(44:28):
real fast. You make more money than we do. Show
you know that. Yeah we're laughing and goofing, but you
make more money than us. So do you do a
real job? Yes?

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Know that? Going in All right, I'm not kidding either.
You know my wife asked me to ask for a rings.
I said, are you insane?

Speaker 3 (44:45):
I said, are you nuts? Do you know what I
do here? How much fun I have at this job?
And we do pretty decent.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
I'm gonna go into a new company, iHeart, and answer
for more money.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
I was like, you need to close your mouth. So
the way that I look at it is uh. And
the way I describe is I live the life of
Peter Pan, right, fairy tale Peter Pan. He lives you know, uh,
you know, running around from uh from Captain Hook right,
and he hangs out with little kids and stuff, the
Lost Boys, Yeah, right, and he hangs out with the

(45:15):
Last Boys and I like hanging out with Lokid and
so so Peter Pan just runs around, doesn't ever grow up.
But what happens is do you know the story of
Peter Pan?

Speaker 1 (45:27):
No?

Speaker 3 (45:28):
No, like like, And this is always how I describe it.
Wendy is the girl that he he shows up in
her window and he said, come to uh you know,
never never left, yeah and uh, and so you know
she enjoys it. But eventually Wendy has to go back
to real life. Oh no, right, same thing. Christopher Robin

(45:49):
the Winnie the poop. Yeah, Christopher Robbin has to grow
up eventually. Do you know what me and you have
not done. We haven't grown up yet. We haven't grown up.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Did you see the text I sent you this morning
at four twelve four twelfth this morning?

Speaker 3 (46:01):
Yeah? Yeah, well okay, let me say I open it up.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
This is because you posted a picture of bouptist country
line dancing. Now, obviously you can't read it on the radio,
but this is so I can, I can. This is so.
It was a fifty year old sins a forty four
year old. So it was at four oh eight this morning.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
I sent a snapshot to our buddy Billy, knowing he's
not up because it's four to eight in the morning.
It's country line dancing at a bar by his house.
And I said it's e f and lit right, and
I even put a fire amojo.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
Your response was ten minutes later.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Yeah, go ahead for twelve four to twelve this morning.
Obviously I wasn't there, but go ahead with the text.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
I was there. This is the text I was there.
I left after I hooked up with a sixty five
year old dental hygienist and jammed a cowboy hat yeah
in somewhere. Yeah, Billy, where are you? Yeah? That was
for twelve. That was for twelve.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
That's not what a grown man sends another girl. Man.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
This is this is our our lives. We're we're winning
the Pooh. We We're Peter Pan. People come and go
and they grow up around us, but we don't grow up.
I told my wife, maybe you get a part time job.
That's what I told her. Maybe at a pet store,
maybe like Adrian. Yeah, maybe maybe I'll take her to
the zoom. Let me get back. Knock got some headlines.

(47:27):
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XL Saturgs rock station c XL Morning Show. All Right,
people have peccadillos. Right, you know what a peccadillo is.
One you've got one? Yeah, we all have them. Right,
that's a penis. This is a peccadillo. This is something

(47:49):
that bothers you gotcha right, it's it's it's a thing. Right,
I got one. It's awful, dude, and my wife does it.
Here's the thing. I'm at a banquet last night, big
chef out to the Freemasons. They had a beautiful banquet
last night. But these guys are great guys, right, They

(48:12):
had beautiful families and it was a wonderful event. Except
here's the accept And I kept leaning in to my
buddy Brian, and I kept saying to him, I go,
this is going to really get on my nerves. It's
pet and this is the thing. But because me and

(48:34):
you do it every day, we know how to do it.
People getting up to a podium and not knowing how
to use the microphone. Yeah, so it's so simple everyone,
I'm not kidding. The podium is in front of them
and the microphone is there, but everyone is off to

(48:54):
the side so you can't hear them. They think that
that thing sitting in front of him is going to
pick up sound from every direction. You guys gotta understand.
And even when people come into our studio, we have
to tell them all the time, like make pretend you're
making out with the microphone, like you be an inch
away from that microphone. They put it in your mouth. Hunh, Yes,
that's when I did not say that last night. But

(49:18):
I'm watching these people and they're having these beautiful, heartfelt speeches,
right and uh, and they're thanking their wives and their
family and the people that have helped them, and no
one's hearing it because they're not. Like one guy was
so off the microphone it was he wasn't even the
same room. Dude, I get this at weddings man, but

(49:40):
for the best man to do a speech, I'm like, bro,
it's down at your waist. Why is it down here.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
It's like getting in a car and have to explain
to him by the way the way you turn the
cars with the steering wheel.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
It's a microphone. Nobody can hear you, and it's down
like it's down by their stomach.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
I'm like, bro, just put it right in your If
you can't hear it, and you're one of the speakers, nobody.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
In the room can hear. And it drives me nuts
because this is what we do. So I'm just just watching.
I'm just watching this, and I'm like, just just just
step in front of the microphone.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
Yeah, and you either have one or the other. If
you had the guy who's it's too far, the far away,
the person that's all.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
That guy like, we had it.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
We hosted a Hooters contest. It's like this beautiful girl
on stage doing a Hooters contest. I'm like, stupid, put
it in. We can't hear you. You can't hear you
when you were fun of the speaker. We hosted into
the mic.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
We hosted a Hooters pageant, my god and so, and
we were kind of bamboozled and and I love everyone
over at Hooters, but they were like, you guys want
to come out of retirement and to a bikini pageant,
and uh so you dj' and now usually I host,
but they they threw these two young girls at us
and they said they're gonna host, and I'm introducing them.

(50:52):
They're not fun. So now I'm having to train these
because these girls there, they don't know how to talk
on a microphone. But it is a microphone. I'm trying
to train them how to talk onto the microphone. It's
a microphone. Got one girl who's not talking into the microphone,
the other girl who's eating the microphone. And I was like,

(51:13):
you shouldn't have to explain that to him. So last time,
I'm like, the microphone's there, and I and I and
I and my buddy's next to me, and I was like, dude,
you have no idea how much this just drives me nuts.
I got I go. They just got to the microphone's
right there.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
It's like handing somebody a phone and having to explain
it on they're talking to a phone.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
It's so obvious it's a microphone. Man, want to get
in there. It's one of those things where I'm like,
it's just it's it's it's a peckett, it's a peccadillo.
It's one of these things that I because I know
how to utilize a microphone, I get upset when I
see people not utilizing the microphone.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
About the people come in here. They'll jump on the
show and we're having a discussion on the air, but
they'll look at you or look at me and move
away from the microphone like we're just like they're leaning
in to talk to you so you can hear it.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Like, no, it's for everybody. I'll tell you what. One
of the guys, smart Move had the headset that's last
night and he's where the microphone. It's it's it comes right,
It's just it's there in front of your mouth. Yeah,
he had enough and he was like he's like, yo,
I got this, and and he he nailed it. Yeah,
but everyone else it's that thing. Where they're go and

(52:21):
the and the Yeah, you're right, they kind of wander
off and and and I'm like.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
They're looking around, like, no, you're kind of talking to mic.
The guy can't have what that microphone head said. I
know they look ridiculous. I get it, but that was
a guy like you that just got frustrated and said
I gotta somehow strap this microphone to their face.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
So but yeah, you're right. People do come in this studio,
and I guess it's a compliment to us that we
make them feel comfortable. It's just a conversation. They feel
like it's a conversation, and they'll just wander away. Yeah,
And I'm like, no, no, guys, you have to talk
into the Microphoneeah. But you know, if you don't talk
into the microphone, nothing is happening here in our studios.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
And they look at me and they want me to
juice it up, like like I'm was a pump of
volume all the way up. And then you start getting
feedback and I'll look at people. I'm like, please don't
look at me. You can obviously see the guy has
the microphone down by his knees.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
Oh, nothing is gonna pick up. I was like, and
it's that thing where I don't know if I'm as
I get older, I have like ADHD or a compulsive disorder.
But I'm just like hyper focusing on it.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Now.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
That's why they brought you in. And I'm just like, man, yeah,
you know what, you know what, I hope that I
become the master of microphone.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
You are now the sound guy. You're gonna dress all
in black for the Freemasons. And that's why they brought
They said, we need an expert in.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
I'm the guy. I'm the guy tapping the guy on
the shoulder said he gotta get closer to the microphone. Yeah.
I know it's a beautiful heartfelt speech right about your family,
but you gotta get closer to the mica. I will
do a thing called You've always found ways to monitor
the productivity of their workers, right, like even here, like
we have some cameras set up in the hallways of

(53:57):
our office. Uh, but surveillance of remote workers. Those are
people working not in the office but at their house
that happened during COVID, right and they're in their pajamas,
you know, hanging out with the kids. But here's the thing,
like it's taking a mental toll on people because they're
being watched all the time. Okay, So monitoring workers' activities

(54:19):
on company owned computers and other devices and threat of
disciplinary action because of some kind of perceived wrongdoing on
the job has become more and more unsettling to the
remote working crowd. Dude, I get this. I have a
buddy whose white works, you know, she works from home,
and I think we were doing the NCUBA like with

(54:41):
March Madness, and it was like two o'clock in the afternoon,
and she like pops up and like is hanging out
with us? And I'm like, aren't you supposed to be working?

Speaker 1 (54:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (54:51):
And she's like, oh, yeah, it's fine. And I'm like,
is it?

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Is it fine?

Speaker 3 (54:55):
Fine? And this is exactly why they have to surveil
these people. Yeah. A recent survey of remote workers found
that thirty percent thirty seven percent are negatively impact by
workplace surveillance, saying it feels like an invasion of privacy
makes me feel untrusted, go to worry, stressed exactly to work.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
Didn't that guy from CNN take his dog out? Sure did?

Speaker 1 (55:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (55:16):
Stood up Like the thing. We get too comfortable working
from home and that's why we what company. Oh, Amazon
a couple of days ago made the announcement that starting
January second, everyone is back to work. Everyone is back
to the office, not back to work, back to the
office to work.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
You you do not work from home anymore. I even
think the walls and cubicles are too high. You want
to have people sitting there and your boss should be
staring across the desk at you your entire time.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
Uh you're you're fifty nine, so you're you're you're a boomer.
I'm eight years away. I can retire it fourteen years ish. Well,
I mean you will get social Security.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
Oh yeah, security, and I'm four years away from no
one of those. Uh those yeah, just happened in fifty
five and older communities. Man, Well, single baby boomers, right,
that's fifty nine.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
Years or older. Dude, they're still getting late. But what's
happening is there's an uptick in STDs. Okay, I got you,
so you don't care at that point, the youngest boomers
are fifty nine. This happens in nursing homes by the way,
quite a bit.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Yea.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
If you get herbies, you get herbies, big deal. There's
no risk of pregnancy. But the problem is there is
a Now what's the Chlamydia is the big one, ah,
the clap, Yeah, ghana rhea is another one. Syphilis is
another one. We've all been there. That boomers who are
I guess single. You know, they're divorced or maybe there's

(56:48):
somebody died and they're they're just getting late. You just
don't care anymore at that point, you know. I mean
I really like, like, Okay, if you're in a nursing
home and you're eighty, yeah, he cares if you got chlemittee.
I mean, I don't even chlamydia burns, right, So I'm
trying to get it straight. Chlamydia burns. Syphilis, I think
can make you go mad. I think that's what killed

(57:10):
al Capone. I think the clap to the clap Okay, yeah,
And do you know how I got the name the clap?
That's right. I think I have this right. It had
the clap because that's how you they used to treat it.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
You.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
You would want it, you would, you would you would
hit it, hit it, oh wow in a drawer normally,
Oh my god. Yeah, that's how it went away. You
scared it out of you. Yeah, she is not even kidding.
I believe that's how I got the name. And then
Herpes is Herbie's. Herbey's is bad like you want, you
want her that sticks around forever. Uh, the holidays will

(57:48):
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(58:33):
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Speaker 1 (58:34):
I know, we did a whole See there was a
there's a one called the Stairway of Heaven. It's in
a Central Jersey it's a pretty cool one.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
You're walking up rock Central, Jersey, dude. Yeah, yeah, you're
still in Dirty Jersey. Yeah you didn't. You didn't go
to heaven. No, you didn't. You didn't take a walk
to heaven. You're in dirty You're you're by Trenton. I
enjoyed a great you know, No, hiking is heiking? I
know you had. I can't say what, I can't say
what I wanted to say. Hiking is dumb. I bet

(59:01):
your wife likes hiking because your wife like the he
can take a hike. Oh god, there you go. Those
people they have bad You not so much.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
One hundred point seven's the XL safter is Rock Stage.
He's the XL. I'm gonna warn you, man, because I
fell into it yesterday. I got a few of them wrong.
You have an ethics take ethics thing you have to
take for the company. Uh yeah, yeah, so quiz we
have to one. It's like an HR thing and it's
like a half hour, Like yeah, it's like it's it's

(59:41):
like you're on a laptop and like you gotta watch it.
Everybody has to do this. What the old owner, We
didn't have to do this. You didn't care like the
old owner to be ethically. The old owner was like,
you can do whatever you want. Yeah, it was great. Well,
now with this company they want you to do. This
is a real company where we have to like abide
by real rules. So we have to take a yeah,
a test, No I go in.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
No, I didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
I thought it was one of those where you just
let play in the background, you get clip out. But no,
you gotta, you gotta actually answer some questions.

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
Yeah, you gotta. I had to go back a couple
of times.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
I got a few of them wrong because I feel like,
and I think you're gonna fall into this too. Is
I don't know, if it's not really hurting somebody, it
doesn't seem like a big deal.

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
Am I gonna get the answers wrong? Is that what
you're saying? You might?

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
Yeah, I got I got one. I had to go
back and correct what I got wrong twice, and there's
only four answers.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
I'm like, wow, there's there's there's three good stories about
these type of videos. Now, I'm so old that I
have been in a corporate environment where they had the
role in the TV like when you were in school
with a V like a vc R. Yeah, and they

(01:00:47):
gonna put the tape in. Now, my buddy was working
with us, but he had also done some acting, and
they put the tape in to show us what was
good and what was bad in the workplace. He was
the actor. He was the creepy guy. He was the
creepy guy. And I think he was the lawyer. He

(01:01:08):
was the creepy lawyer. And uh and then also the
great Artie Lang.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
He had a story where he he had to go
to some type of rehab or something like that, and uh,
they it was like, I don't know, anger management or
something like that. And the video they showed showed him
he was the guy. And they both the person that

(01:01:37):
was there, you know, doing the class with him, were
both shocked to find that he was the guy. And
then Anthony from Opie and Anthony very funny guy, Anthony Cumia,
same thing happened to him. He he had to go
to a rehab and have anger management. And when they
showed the video of what is wrong, Yeah, it was

(01:02:00):
him on OPI and Anthony talking about women.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
Now, I'm gonna say two of these directly apply to
people that work here. So and you're gonna know them,
and and we've talked about it too, we've laughed about it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
But you can't do this.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
And I noticed someone here who may be doing that.
You may have you, you might be today. One may
apply to you directly. That one's gonna come up. But
just be careful because there's a lot like, there's a
lot of there's a lot of right answers. I felt
that going through the exam, like one where a guy
opens up a girl's email and then like shuts it

(01:02:34):
real quick and stuff like that. And now we had
a guy. Yeah, we worked with a guy that did that. Yeah,
and and almost got fired.

Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
Yeah, So just be careful. A couple of fired Let
me know when which ones you get right, which ones
you get wrong? Okay? A couple of questions, a couple
of questions that you know, maybe we're our questionable. Yeah,
just pay attention. But you're old. The older you is
gonna be like I like, I'm watching the videos. What's
wrong if I say, hey, damn, you look good today?

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Yo?

Speaker 3 (01:02:59):
Girl?

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
He can you know, why can't you say that to
a woman in the workplace anymore?

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
Really on him? Girl, it really does stink to be
you're looking fine.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
The things that we yell up and down this hallway
if there was a real boss in the building. All right,
we have a serious, serious problem with I gave you
luck out.

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
Because there's no one in the building. Yeah, when me
and you are here, the things that are yelled in
screening in the hallway, get it. Yeah, we'd failed that
test up and down? How about this? How about don't
listen to it? How about that when you're walking down
the hallway.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
Hey, everybody, thanks, your calls today are always welcomed on
the show, Claire, when you're all a part of it,
stayed there.

Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
We would kick off a rock block. It is one
hundred sn Carol, look at that ass like I would
probably get fired.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
Yeah, we've said that before. H right there, we've never
said that, of course we haven't.

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
No, I've never said that. You should have picked a
different name.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
So well, kick off a rock block. It's one hunch
point seven. CXL, South Jersey's rock station, CXL Morning.

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
Show, smiling old smiles at you and when you're loving,
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I'll stop your shot and stop your side well to
be happy to where you smiling, Let's smile, keep on smiling.
I'm no smile. Rocking out, man, I know you guys
are awesome. My love looking me guys on my way
working r She's a guy, Yeah, warming up ship and
I'm like, I'm a down here. We're rocking. Hey, thank you?

(01:04:38):
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Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Keep me laughing? Then you guys are great?

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