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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I join a health club, and that's intimidating.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Now he's had some.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
Big, giant guys showing around. Hey, they're going to join it.
Here follow him. I felt like a little monkey. Where
are we going?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Thunder?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
They gave me a clipboard for my first day, and
you feel like more of.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
A loser with a clipboard. I'm new, I'm.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Supposed to check things as I say them. And I
think the guy was making up muscle names just to
play games with me. You know this machine right here,
it's for your flactoid.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
That's the TOID I'm working on. And then he leaves.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I don't remember anything he said. All I know is
I don't think I ever felt so alone in my
life in a health club with a clipboard, nobody's talking
to me.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I had black socks on. I shot what's the name you?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Chris?
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Chris sho.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Hey TV and the Kid Chris Show. And on the
phone our buddy from Channel nine, it's mister John Matteisee.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Happy, Happy, Happy New year, kid Chris.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
How you guys.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Do doing great? Here to you, buddy, Sarah elise She
told me she goes, I want to hear all about
the Jim sneaky contracts that are going on because it's
the new year and people are signing up for the
gyms and all that stuff, but there's a warning.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
Yeah, I'm seeing a lot of new fixes at the gym.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
What happens is everybody wants to slim down and join
a gym, and they advertise all these deals nineteen dollars
a month, nine dollars a month, and it's like, that's
so good, it's almost like a free jim. Well, that's
the thing. They lure you in, they pull you in,
and then when you want to get out, you can't
get out a.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Lot of these.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
First of all, the cheapest version it's only that one gym.
So if that gym is in say Oakley or Western Hills,
that's the only one you can go to for that
nineteen dollars a month. If you want to use other
gyms in the chain, well then it might be thirty
dollars a month. So you got to watch that because
that initial thing is just for that one local gym.
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You can't go to any other gyms in the area.
So that's one thing that'll get you. The other thing
is once you're in, if you want to quit, you.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Got to find what those rules are because in a.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Lot of cases, you know, it's like, hey, you're paying
for a whole year, and you say, well, wait a minute,
I'm moving. I'm moving to another neighborhood. I don't want
to drive forty five minutes to the gym. But they say, well,
you signed the contract, you're locked in, or you hurt
your knee or something. You're like, oh, man, I can't
you know, I can't work out. I hurt my knee,
and they say, no, you're paying. So you got to
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watch the cheap gym contracts. Those are the ones that
are sneakiest.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I used to be a part of the of Gold's
gym in San Antonio, Texas. This is years ago, and
I got transferred my job. It moved to Philadelphia. So
I'm like, okay, I'm going to bail out of Gold's gym.
So I call up the cancel and I go, no,
you have to come in with a written letter. I go, well,
I live in Pennsylvania now, and they go.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
Well, the letter from who your work, yes.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
And my work to prove that I don't live there anymore,
and and all that stuff, and they go, you got
to come in and hand deliver it. I go, well,
I live in Pennsylvania. They're like sorry, and I'm like,
are you kidding me?
Speaker 6 (03:14):
Are you still paying on it to this day?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
No, I just said, I go okay, I thought would
have been following. I said, I'll just cancel the credit
card or tell the credit card company not to pay
you guys, And they're like, go, we'll do whatever you
gotta do. You know, they were ab to deal with.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
There's a reason they're not around that anymore.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
So yeah, yep, so many complaints about that.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
They wanted.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
The were one of the toughest to get out of.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
And if we don't have them in.
Speaker 6 (03:37):
The area anymore, Yeah, but yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
You gotta I wonder why. But you gotta. You gotta
be so careful with those because yeah, some of them
will require a doctor's letter or you have to hear
in person. Oh and then at the end of the year,
it automatically rolls over to another year unless you go
in there with an official letter saying you want to
be let out of the contract.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Yeah, it's unbelievable. They will lock you into paying and
paying and pay. And I know, Chris, the only reason
you joined was to meet girls. I mean, no, you
weren't there for a.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Very actual workout. It was just to meet girls at
the time.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
No, I'm done with all the girl nonsense.
Speaker 6 (04:15):
Breaking news. Ye, done with women, never done with that.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Never do well, John matteries man. Listen, it's twenty twenty five,
and uh let's just uh well for myself, I just try.
I want to mirror twenty twenty four and hopefully it's
a good one and hopefully it's good for you. You know,
don't die or nothing.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
To try to keep working. Thanks for those kind words. Yeah,
all right, just always say don't waste your money.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
Did Chris show e B and you got country on me?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I'm looking for my button that has your name on it.
I have I have to have a procedure done in
my right eye.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
Oh no, are you going blind?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
There's like a build up of like this gel or
whatever undern one on my own. It's something he explained
it to me.
Speaker 7 (05:02):
Dude, I feel like ever since you turned fifty, you're
just falling apart over there.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
But they got to take this stuff out or whatever,
because you know.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Because we don't want you to go blind. That way
you can find this Sarah button.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I just said, I just said, pluck the goddamn eyeball out.
I don't care at this point.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
Are you going to be a pirate?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
My life sucks.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
I think it'd be a good looking pirate.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Thanks.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
That could be your new thing.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yeah, that's it, more stuff for for people to rip
on me for I mighty.
Speaker 8 (05:31):
Yeah, No, that's a bad just do your thing, really
bad pirate.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Oh you hear him there?
Speaker 9 (05:49):
Yeah, he was like, yeah, driving off the road.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
He's the best.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
We don't need more traffic problems out there.
Speaker 7 (06:13):
Les someone that doesn't have a traffic problem or where
somewhere Arizona is where we're headed to, one of my
favorite places. There's this tattoo artist there making headlines, but
not in a good way. So a family had showed
up to a parlor in Yuma and that way they
could get their nine year old tatted up.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
Nine years old, that is a baby. So I looked
it up.
Speaker 7 (06:40):
It is legal to tattoo a minor in Arizona as
long as there's a parental consent.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Right, and also there's I mean, I think in some cultures.
Speaker 7 (06:50):
That's where I'm getting to okay tight. Yeah, So the
comments on social media are saying, obviously this is way
too young and people are ripping this tattoo part apart.
And the kid came in wanting a tattoo of Donald Trump.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
On her neck. Of all the things on.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
Her neck, boy, not like bluey or I don't know
what's cool with the kids right now, well sasame street,
I don't know, but Donald Trump on her neck. So
the owner of this tattoo shop convinced her to get
an American flag on her arm. Instead talked her out
of the Trump thing. Okay, he said, if you're still
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set on getting this done, come back in a year
and we'll do that for you the year. A year
wants her to think on it, wait till she's ten
years old. So the owner of this parlor, his name
is Sosa, and obviously getting a lot of hate online.
People are saying that he should have refused this thing altogether.
But he's depending himself on social media saying, well, the
family came in. They're actually from Turkey and tattoos, like
(07:54):
you said, are part of their family tradition.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
Because at nine years old, I know baby.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Like the rock is a Samoan and all his family
members and stuff, and that's the only reason why I
know about this. I'm not. I'm no expert in the Samoan.
Speaker 6 (08:10):
You know, but he's probably talked about it.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
And they have this whole tattoo art thing on their
arms and all that, and his whole family has like
the same kind of tribal art, and I think that's
a Samoan.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
Thing, so well, a tribal art thing makes sense that
Donald Trump on your net, right, it has nothing to
do with Turkey.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yeah right, I don't get that. So, I mean I
understand like if it's a like some kind of a
Samoan thing or a thing with.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
A part of their religion there. Yeah, but we're actually
of their culture Turkey and Trump, and I'm an American president. Yeah,
I'm kind of confused in Arizona.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Yeah, No, it's not adding up. The math doesn't math.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Nothing makes sense anymore ever, nothing nothing at all.
Speaker 7 (08:57):
This Sosa guy, he said, being an artist and businessman,
you have to know the different cultures and where people
come from. He said, they're just grateful to be here
in the US, and they think Donald Trump is a hero.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (09:09):
And he also told media just because it is legal
and the family gave it the okay, he goes morally,
I was not okay with it, so reluctantly gave the
kid an American flag right there on her arm.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Okay, well, I've got.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
The photo up, so I'll tweet that out. At what
age do you think that that's appropriate?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I don't know. I can't make We've got thirteen.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
Year olds out there trying to make.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
The decision before they even.
Speaker 6 (09:33):
Grow into who they exactly are.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
I don't know. I stay out of everything.
Speaker 7 (09:37):
This is why I'm glad I'm not a parent. I'm
also glad that I don't have to make these decisions.
Speaker 6 (09:42):
Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 7 (09:44):
I mean if you have two daughters they're teenagers, what
would you do if they came to you and said, hey,
we're tired of being girls, because I get it, being
a girl sucks. And they said, hey, we want to
be boys, we want to transition, we want to get
the surgeries done.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
Then, as a dad, how do you feel about that?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I would say, well, I'm gonna transition into that dirt
right there.
Speaker 7 (10:05):
I appreciate your honesty.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
This is sports, let's say.
Speaker 10 (10:12):
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Speaker 2 (10:24):
The man that knows about good taste. His name is
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Speaker 7 (10:30):
That's right, Amen, Happy Thursday. Yeah, how's that snow holding
up in Middletown for you?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
There's no snow.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
Well, we're getting all melted last night.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
That melted on the roads. Everything's fine.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
Oh, we have piles everywhere in Covington.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Well, you live where they decided we're not gonna, We're
not gonna. And over in where the station used to be,
where's an Adam. Yeah, Mount Adams where they got problems. Yeah,
I mean again, didn't I say this? I said, I
don't have a problem with the guys that drive the plows,
it's the people above them. It's like, get out there,
let's go.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (11:00):
Well on the streets are so narrow, and the snow
just steps piling up from where they dump it.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
So it's just yeah, again, to be fair, this is
a huge surprise. Nobody knew it was coming.
Speaker 7 (11:10):
Oh, no, heads up, we got like two to five inches.
On Friday.
Speaker 11 (11:14):
College basketball, it was Young Sound State over NKU seventy
two to sixty one. You mascot by Dayton Last Night
seventy six seventy two. The Let's See High School Basketball
The Griffin Elite Classic set for Tomorrow through Sunday at
Thomas Moore. One of the games tomorrow night has Huntington Prep,
featuring the number one player in the nation for the
class of twenty twenty eight, Cameron Mercer taking on Simon
(11:37):
Kenton College football. The first national semi final in the
playoffs set for tonight, Orange Bowl, Miami, the site Notre
Dame in Penn State tomorrow night. The other semi final
the Cotton Bowl in Dallas. The Ohio State University Buck
Guys versus Texas.
Speaker 7 (11:51):
Do you guys even care about this game tonight? Am
I'm the only one that's like, I might watch five minutes.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Watch it any college. I don't know anything about any
of this stuff, so even know, so I just lete
do his things, like I have an.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
Ohio's Day watch party tomorrow night, and I'm like, I
don't care if they win or loose.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I know, I'm just there for the food. Dallas Stars
play Philadelphia tonight. I'll watch that and I have therapy
at eleven thirty. I wonder what that envisions. Eleven thirty
at night therapy, No, eleven thirty in the morning.
Speaker 11 (12:20):
Okay, here in a few hours. Yeah, let's see Bengals update.
But Pro Football Network says that they're chosen. NFL sack
leader Trey Hendrickson is their choice for Defensive Player of
the Year. Joe Burrow is the Pro Football Networks pick
for the Comeback Player of the Year. Hendrickson and Jamar
Chase were both voted by the Players All Pro by
(12:40):
the NFLPA.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I disagree with the comeback back Player of the Year.
And here's why.
Speaker 6 (12:44):
He's always been awesome.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (12:46):
I was gonna say he didn't come back. He did
his job the whole play. He had all those injuries
in twenty twenty three. Then he comes back and leads
a league and everything. Yeah, but that's not the year.
That's a comeback Player of the Year. He did awesome
the whole year.
Speaker 7 (12:57):
I like he started off bad in all Gust and
then improved in December. He was awesome from August to December.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
He was fine. Everything else was a disaster around him.
Speaker 7 (13:06):
None of this stuff even matters because they don't get
to play in the Super Bowl.
Speaker 6 (13:09):
Anyways.
Speaker 11 (13:10):
Yeah, the NFL has announced a contingency plan if the
playoff game between the Rams and Vikings can't be played
in California Monday night due to the wildfires. They're gonna
look like they're gonna move that game to Stained Farms
Stadium in Glendale, Arizona.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
You know what, man, seeing some of that footage is
really really scary, unbelievable old day.
Speaker 11 (13:30):
They got people running around out there setting fires to
other parts of the town.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Oh really, I saw video that this morning.
Speaker 11 (13:37):
It was like they got like gangs of people running
around and they were just setting things on fire.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yeah. Well, you know what, man, my old agent who
you know, he's no longer He died a couple of
years ago. Bob Eatman loved that man so much. Anyways,
he lived out there. I don't know if his family
still lived out there or not. But man, I'm so glad.
I hope his family's out there anymore. But the Pacific
Palace oh gone. Yeah, it's a beautiful area. It's gone.
(14:03):
It's all gone.
Speaker 11 (14:04):
All those homes again were along Malibu and the Pacific Ocean,
and it's real cootching.
Speaker 7 (14:09):
These homeowners just like take these small buckets of water
and just trying to calm everything down. But they can't,
you know, savage anything.
Speaker 11 (14:16):
Yeah, ehl hockey last night. I belove it's Cyclones on
the road against Savannah. They win one Nillow Brandon Preshler's
goal eight minutes into the game. Stood up goalie Pavla
Cajun thirty says between the pipeston.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
You know what's funny is uh, it's Kajan. I think
whatever you know it's is Sarah Lisa's husband JD is
the announcer guy in the arena. I don't know how
he says, have these people's names like I would the
other goalie they got. I have no idea.
Speaker 7 (14:47):
So he goes over with it, no idea. He goes
over the names with the coaches. Oh, Cyclones coached, and
then whoever is visiting. But yeah, he goes these guys
are from all over the world, and he's like, it
is so easy sometimes to muss him up.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Well, he told me before that he has a guy
in the penalty box will scream at him and yell
him come over the glass and beat him up.
Speaker 11 (15:10):
You get me stick to the Oh sorry.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Yeah, I would just quit I don't know how he
does it.
Speaker 6 (15:17):
He does such a good job though, I'm super proud.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Of how he does.
Speaker 6 (15:20):
Yeah, and he.
Speaker 7 (15:22):
Also does it for the y'alls too, And they've got
some interesting names from visiting teams.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Look if your name isn't like Dave Smith forgetting.
Speaker 11 (15:28):
Yeah number thirty seven, Yeah, uh tripping Yeah, two minutes in.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yeah, that's what they ought to do.
Speaker 7 (15:35):
As someone that has a wild last name. Elise is
not my last name. By the way, My last name
has been what.
Speaker 11 (15:44):
I got to write that that's got to go on Twitter.
My name is not Wow. Will you live your whole
life with the last name Man? So you're you don't
know what's Yeah, Lisa know what I am?
Speaker 6 (15:57):
Man?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Yeah? Yeah, well listen seg Man, thank you very much.
At any time? What station? What what? There's two stations
that bring it to you every morning.
Speaker 11 (16:06):
Oh it's a Penn station. Yes, East Coast subs. It's
all about good taste. And also right here on the
home of the Hits one O two seven W E
b N.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
It's a ninth of January. Today is the anniversary. In
two thousand and seven, Steve Jobs unveiled the first iPhone.
Speaker 6 (16:25):
Wow we've come so far.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Yep. Over one hundred million phones have been sold since
on this day in nineteen ninety one. We talked about
this the other day. This is the beginning of the
end for hip hop music because the album To the
Extreme by Vanilla Ice, it came out and it went
seven times platinum. Ice, Yeah, exactly. The rap was ruined
when girls started liking us. It's true when white When
(16:50):
white girls like it, it sucks.
Speaker 6 (16:56):
It's not special any.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
When that song came out and uh, it was, uh,
you know about butts.
Speaker 6 (17:03):
I like big butts and I cannot let a lot
of songs.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Yeah, when Sir Mix a Lot was awesome, and then
he put out a song white Girl's Like, and then
it was like that's it for.
Speaker 6 (17:13):
Him, and they still play it at weddings. Every wedding
I go to do you.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Know any other songs by Sir mix a Lot like.
Speaker 6 (17:20):
One hit Wonders. Yes, he is for me for a
basic white girl, because he's got a.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Song called Beepers and he's got another song called My
Posse's in that.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Home away from Home in the Black Ben's Limo with
you Love No.
Speaker 6 (17:35):
I don't know exactly, but the song rap was ruined.
We'll played it every wedding. I swear to god.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Rap was ruined by white girls like me.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
I am the typical white girl that ruins music.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
When a girl goes that's my jam rat. I don't
see any girls wrapping along to two Live Crew. No, God, now,
I don't see any wrap any girls, white girls rapping
along to the Ghetto Boys or Wu Tang Clan.
Speaker 7 (18:08):
White girls listening. If you are rapping to these artists,
please call us up.
Speaker 6 (18:12):
I want to hear.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
From the girls that are rapping along to anything. Are
going uh you know, all right, stop colaborate and listen list.
Speaker 6 (18:25):
And I can't con save myself.
Speaker 7 (18:27):
I just start shopping along and it sounds so bad too,
it's so gross.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
I'll smoke on the mic, like smoking Joe Fraser the
hell Raiser.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Smoke like smoking Joao the Hell ways up.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Like big Button. I cannot lie. I say exactly like
big awful. Once a white girl likes your song, you're screwed.
Speaker 6 (18:51):
That's it, that's it.
Speaker 7 (18:54):
Then all you're gonna then, all you're gonna have is
a song at weddings with white people.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
When Biggie Small's when the girls started singing along. They said,
I gotta shoot him.
Speaker 6 (19:03):
Now that's it. Career's over, he's done.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Tupac had that song changes and they started playing that
in the clubs and stuff.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
The white girls are ruining lives, ruining music everywhere.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
So there you go. Anyway, all right, we fix it.
That's all I got for today. We found the problem
with music is when a white girl, when white girls
like it, we.
Speaker 6 (19:28):
Have some traffic.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
It just never ends.
Speaker 12 (19:31):
Chris continue to work with the accident on north and
southbound seventy five near the Western Hills Viaduct left lane's block.
The word is a guy was getting some raging road
treats from a shortian right before he popped. The dude
hit the wall and got off up. Chuck Ingram with traffic,
thanks Chuck, shorty.
Speaker 6 (19:53):
Lambs are backed up out there, y'all.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Our phone number is five one three seven four nine
one o two seven. During the holiday time, off voicemails, talkbacks,
all that.
Speaker 7 (20:07):
Stuff much to get to and it feels like Christmas
was months ago.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
In months long for me.
Speaker 6 (20:13):
Uh huh, oh too long.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
You know.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Here is a voicemail came in. Okay, here we go.
Oh of course not it's not playing. Hold on, OK,
of course I'm still new.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
If you get that eye of your yeah, I know exactly.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Here we go.
Speaker 13 (20:30):
You're always talking about your KFA days, so let's talk
about your drunkend song making with your friend. I believe
the song Goes Good was so horny. Love to hear it.
You're about your days, yeah, dun song making with your friend.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
I believe it.
Speaker 13 (20:53):
Was so horny, love to hear it.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Yeah, there was a time when he said drink pretty good.
Speaker 6 (21:01):
I remember those days. They weren't that long ago, I know,
but this is.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Back in the late nineties and.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
My friends before Daddy Day.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Yeah. Yeah, So my friend Scooter and I used to
go out, and Scooter worked in radio as well, and
then we would always get a little tanked up, and
then we would go to the radio station play around
in the production room and there was like a keyboard
in the in there and stuff, and then we would
always like just start working, you know, making songs and
all that.
Speaker 6 (21:29):
Shocking. You're talking about being horny.
Speaker 14 (21:32):
Yeah, yeah here, oh no, oh.
Speaker 15 (21:46):
Yeah, you know I've been clocking for a while. I'm
sorry for sleeping without your friend's baby. I'm sorry for
(22:09):
jigging around on your baby.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
That's Scooter playing the keyboard.
Speaker 15 (22:18):
Yeah yeah, so sorry, sorry, sorry baby.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Let me see going to bid.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
You make some love, get right to it.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Oh yeah, good, you got me so honey.
Speaker 16 (22:54):
Good, good, good, Christopher, I've heard this.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
That was him playing all that stuff.
Speaker 7 (23:20):
God, I'm not surprised got any of the lyrics.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Go all right, but there you go that there is
Sarah alive. She's up in it, bringing the heat to you,
all the important stuff because she's got this guy singing
a theme. CNN, we can do better ratings if they
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had this guy singing their theme.
Speaker 6 (23:51):
Oh, no doubt, get him everywhere, honestly.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Super king, All right, thank you, Superkink.
Speaker 7 (24:03):
So there's a woman in Florida and she's now making
headlines after she had texted the wrong person. We've all
been there, texted the wrong person. Yes, I mean, it
happens almost weekly for me at this point, and it's good.
I need to pay more attention. So her name is
Octavia Wells. She's forty one years old. Octavia, you're right there, Christopher. So,
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according to the police report, she had sent a text
asking to purchase some fentanyl before doing some traveling So
when she met up with who she thought was her
drug dealer at a gas station, a plot twist. It
turns out it was an undercover investigator.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Why did she have an undercover investigator's number?
Speaker 6 (24:55):
How it got to that point? I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Damn.
Speaker 7 (25:00):
That's when Octavia was arrested and charged with unlawful use
of a two way communication device, possession of drug paraphernalia,
and driving with the suspended driver's license.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
That's the concern. But if you think about it, this
could be your opportunity to get clean.
Speaker 7 (25:17):
Yeah, that's probably what will happen. Do you get locked
up for something.
Speaker 6 (25:22):
Like that depends.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
I mean I would imagine if it's her first offense
or whatever, But you know, it sounds.
Speaker 7 (25:28):
Like she's got a history of something maybes, But good
luck to Octavia. Octavia making all the headlines. Yeah, it's
just embarrassing. Also texting the wrong person.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
I know.
Speaker 6 (25:40):
I don't want to be.
Speaker 7 (25:41):
In the headlines about that, getting busted for that, and
especially the fentanyl thing. I mean that's bad too.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Yeah yeah, yeah, but it could it could be something
where the wrong text saved her. That would be the
news headline. A wrong text could have saved this woman's
life story up next.
Speaker 6 (25:54):
Wow, maybe you watched the local news.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Yeah, yeah I do, but that made that could be
the reason why.
Speaker 7 (25:59):
But yeah, this down in Florida. There's always something going
on with Florida people. I don't know what the deal is.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Speaking of Florida, this is a kind of off topic.
You know, there's people in Florida now that having trouble
getting insurance because of the tornadoes and stuff. I think
people in California now are going to have the same
kind of trouble with these fires.
Speaker 7 (26:15):
I think, Oh, it's so bad too. I feel so
sorry for everybody.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
So both coasts are going to have these issues. No
one's going to live on the coast anymore, I know.
Speaker 6 (26:24):
I mean these are I mean, how much destruction do
you think it's done so far?
Speaker 7 (26:28):
These fires? It's over many houses and city. I mean,
the whole thing is just a muss.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Yeah, and I'm going I'm telling you now, everybody's going
to start moving into the middle of the country and
we're ft. I mean, like people in.
Speaker 6 (26:40):
Florida are moving about to Cincinnati.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
We don't deal with anything. But but but.
Speaker 7 (26:46):
No, no fear that we can't get plowed in certain neighborhoods.
It's not so bad you only think about it. We
do not have it too bad here in Cincinnati all
as well.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
We need we need to start like when they start
saying build a wall, we need to put one around
Ohio to keep people out.
Speaker 6 (27:01):
Yeah, it's so great here.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Yeah, I don't want anybody coming in because you know,
we don't we don't light our our places on fire.
We won't have to deal with the occasional tornado. That's it.
Speaker 6 (27:11):
It's awful though.
Speaker 7 (27:12):
I was watching a bunch of videos last night, people
just trying to save whatever was left, and all they
have are these little buckets, and and then you think
of the animals.
Speaker 6 (27:21):
Oh, I don't want to think about it too much.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (27:23):
All we can do is pray.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
That's all we Yeah, well, thank you, and good luck
to Octavia or whatever. Yeah, for the wrong text, and
you know, she's hitting herself in the head, like god,
damn it, damn it.
Speaker 6 (27:36):
If I would have just been super yeah exactly.
Speaker 7 (27:38):
But yeah, the whole undercover investigator thing, how do you
accidentally talk to that kind of person?
Speaker 6 (27:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Yeah, I want to know what he was labeled on
there in the in the in the phone Papa Johnson.
Yeah right, Sarah Alice up on that kid Chris dot com.
Like during the holiday, I was still updating things and
all that. Okay, So Kidchris dot com, if you go
up there, you were talking about a woman who had
that weird name Octavius or whatever.
Speaker 7 (28:04):
Octave Octavia, the one that accidentally texted an undercover police
officer about drugs.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Well, if you go up to Kidcris dot com, there's
a woman who changed her name to Isis Harambe and
her license is up there. If you go up there,
you'll see I put her license up there. Everything. Okay,
So Isis Harambe.
Speaker 6 (28:28):
I can't believe that actually made it.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
I know it.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Like so Judge said, he must have been just having
a day where he had like a tea time. He's like,
all right, whatever you want to do, man.
Speaker 6 (28:36):
Do what you must.
Speaker 7 (28:38):
Yeah, because just a couple of weeks ago we talked
about the Ohio license plates that didn't make it through
right for being too inappropriate.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
I think once the license plates are like coded enough
where you have to sit there and think about it,
they should just let it through.
Speaker 6 (28:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
There's also a story about a new creature. Now we
have these things that are out there. You know, you
got the big Foots, you have the what is the
the man wolves or whatever they're called. No dog dog men.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
Dog Men, that's a real thing.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Yeah, there's there's like a whole organization here in the
Cincinnati the Tristate area, the dog Men organization. These guys
they go out and they they try to find these
these dogs that are up on their hind legs and
they walk around.
Speaker 7 (29:19):
Oh are these some of the videos that I've been
seeing where it's like the dudes that are actually transitioning
into dogs.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
And then they have they'll be out in the woods
and they share the audio of like of a guy
going my god. So there's those guys out there. And
then now there's a new one. There's a story up
about a u in this small Florida town about a
new creature called the Barden Booger.
Speaker 6 (29:45):
It's always Florida. What is this thing?
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Look?
Speaker 6 (29:48):
What is this booger creature?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
It's just a It's described as a hulking, shadowy figure
with glowing eyes, like a like the Hulk. Yeah, but
I guess it's there's there's a flurry of social media
speculation out there about what it is, and they're trying
to dismiss it as a hoax and all that stuff,
or or like some kind of wildlife that's getting mistook.
Speaker 6 (30:11):
But uh, a dude in a costume.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
You never know, because there's these people. And what sucks
is is guys like will find like the Bigfoot.
Speaker 6 (30:22):
My aunt believes in.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
So many people believe in this stuff. And there's the
Mothman people out there too. We've talked about that.
Speaker 6 (30:28):
I don't believe in any of this stuff. It's people
that are in constme.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
But these Bigfoot guys, they they get they get funding,
and they get TV shows and stuff. I wreck my
brain every morning to try to get an audience and
all this, and these guys get these cush lives and.
Speaker 6 (30:43):
It's just up like Bigfoot, You'll be fine.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
They walk around with a camera and they take their
tweezers and they pull like pluck hair out of a
bark of a tree and they go, look, I got
this has been this is the hair of no dear nothing.
It's big fun. People go, that's amazing, here's a show,
here's some money.
Speaker 6 (30:59):
It's just actor being actors out there.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
It's unbelievable.
Speaker 7 (31:03):
Yeah, I don't buy any of this stuff. Dudes in costumes.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
The other thing I put up online and I share
this stuff every once in a while and people seem
to like it because I put it up while we
weren't even on the air, and I want to share
with the people who maybe don't follow on social media.
And it did pretty well. And I was so excited
when I found it because I found it on I
had it digitized, but I found it on cassette and
I lost it and I found it again on cassette
over the holiday when I was trying to distract my
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mind from the hell and chaos that's my life. But
it's the cassette that I found years ago. And I
think it was nineteen ninety nine. My friend Brent and
I were at the radio station. It was this teen
ninety five in Wichita and the engineer I was on
from six to midnight. The engineer said, I got to
take the station off at eleven o'clock. I got to
(31:53):
do some maintenance. And I said, well, I'm until midnight.
Can you wait till midnight? And he goes, nah, I
want to do it at eleven. I'm like, could you
just wait an hour.
Speaker 6 (32:00):
Yeah, it's one hour.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Br He's like, no, I want to do it. His
name was Bill Nolan anyway, So Brent and I was
talking about it, kind of complaining, and at the time,
I care about my job. I'm like, I don't want
to be off the air. I'm rated from six to midnight.
And so we were talking. He goes, what, why don't
I just because he used to like, I'd be on
the air and he would call the hotline and I
would think it's my boss is calling me, and so
I would pick up and he'd be like, Hey, I'm
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coming to kill you. He would act like that and
just mess with me.
Speaker 6 (32:26):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
So he goes, why do I call in and start
doing that to you, like all night and say I'm
coming to get you and I don't like you and
all that stuff. And then around eleven o'clock, I'll say
I'm next door.
Speaker 6 (32:36):
Like you're setting up a movie.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Or something, and I go and and then at eleven
o'clock when he pulls the plug, people will think that
I can't even got you, and I'm like, all right,
let's do So we did it, and the whole thing
is on there and you could hear the build up.
Now here's where it get gets exciting. And I never
could talk about this on the air because I almost
got fired. Uh after it happened, the station goes off
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the air and you hear the whole thing.
Speaker 6 (33:00):
Now, I feel like we'd get fired for something like that.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
It would happen Kansas. They didn't understand anything. So I'm
packing up my stuff in the studio there, you know,
it's eleven o'clock and I hear tapping on the window
and I just moved the curtains over and the whole
station is surrounded by cops. Oh no, So I let
them in and the whole studio is filled with police
(33:25):
and they're like, what is happening. We've got all these
calls that someone is like coming to get you. Yeah,
And I told him exactly what happened, and they kind
of like, okay, all right. So and and that was it.
And then I went home and I called Brent when
I got home, and he was at a ballgame or something,
and I was like, I told what happened. He's like,
oh man. And uh, next morning, at eight o'clock, I
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got called in and I got lit up. I got
and my big fight was like, you know, he was
the morning guy. The program director was the morning man,
and I told him I had more people listening to
dead air than you have your morning show. Anyways, ratings fight,
I told you, But I was told never to mention
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it on the air, get rid of the tape and
all that stuff. But that tape is up on my
YouTube page.
Speaker 6 (34:12):
It exists, and here we are today to there's your
there's your story.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Okay, it's the Kid Chris Show EBN.