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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, it's a good Chris show. It's EBN. Today is
April seventh. It's Tiki Barber's birthday day and his brother,
I don't know how to say his name, Ronde wat
who cheeky.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Barber, Tiki Barber, Why does it sound familiar?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Play football? They were both for football players. It's also
Bill Bellamy's birthday, formerly of MTV, and he's a comedian.
You know, he comes to town a lot. He'll be
at the Liberty Township Funny Bone as well. He's coming.
He is coming here a few times. He is hilarious,
a great dude, Bill Bellamy, and he has great stories
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about going down to you know for a spring break,
MTV spring break and all that stuff. He tells the
best stories. Man. I haven't seen him live yet down
there at the Liberty Township Funny Bone, but I'm sure
it's just as good as when he comes in.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah, I haven't seen him either, but I will be
there on Friday night. Yeah, but I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Frank calli Endo's coming by. Yeah, we'll talk to him
on Wednesday. Then he'll be here. I think on Friday
he's coming in.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
He'll be doing some of the show with us, right.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah, he's always hilarious when he comes in because he's
out of his mind.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
His impressions are so good.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yeah, and he just he's a disruptor. And I love
that because.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
We need a little bit more chaos in here.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah, because when you know, we uh you know, we
follow a format, and then when guys like that come in,
I enjoy it when it just throws it off the risk.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yeah, I forget the format. And it'll be on a
Friday too, so it'll be good.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yeah. It's Buster Douglas's birthday today. He was at Fatso
that beat up Mike Tyson and became the champ for
a second. He lost it ten months later to a
Vander Holyfield. That was he was like a placeholder if
you think about it. I remember watching I was laying
at the end of my bed in high school because
you know, everybody it was like Mike Tyson was the
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world champion. Everybody was afraid of Mike Tyson. But Mike
Tyson was just lazy at the time, was out partying
and all that stuff. I just thought he was unbeatable.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Uh, all it takes. Yeah, Buster came out.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
It was a shock though. It's also Jackie Chan's birthday, birthday,
Russell Crowe, Is that a Zaddie kind of Alicia?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah, kind of. It depends on the role that he's
playing in the movie though, Like, not Russell Crowe full time,
just certain characters.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
What about what about John Oates from Holland.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Oates, John Oates, Hold on Google, Christopher.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Kiss on my list. You're rich girl. He's got a
lot of money.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah, yeah, but it's a little too much for me.
He's almost eighty years old, Okay. He looks good though
for almost eighty.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah. Well, what about the leads today? On this day
in nineteen eighty seven, I remember this coming out. This
is like my this is my era right here, nineteen
eighty seven White Snake releaser, self titled seventh album featuring
Here I Go Again and is His Love hut Up.
I remember having to play that at the dance. I
was in eighth grade and I would play that and
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everybody would dance. I would just sit there in a
little DJ booth like watch everybody.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
You would be the middle school DJ.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Of course, It's like, if I'm not gonna be getting
my hands dirty, I'm gonna be playing the music at
the dance at least doing something.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
You're gonna be creeping in on everybody.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Uh. The lead singer for White Snake, David Coverdale Zaddy
Yes or no. He looks like himself in good shape.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
No, Chris No. And I'm not a fan of the
long hair either.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Here's just love.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Guys with long hair, be love. Dade am looking at
full He has nice teeth though.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
That is very important. Actually, yeah, I mean if some
hot chick, like if if U Carmen Electric came walking
up to me and said, hey baby, and her teeth
were like all mountain dew, rotten out or whatever, yeah,
I would.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
It is funny because teeth are so small, but they
make such a big impression.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Especially if you're a lady and you're not taking care
of your teeth. I can just imagine what the whiff
is like when I, you know, wiggle you out of
your pants.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
You're so gross, You're so grow.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
You like that. It's the truth. They gotta turn on
the buttons.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Christ come get together.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, So what's going on?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
We got problems?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I know, Well feel bad for a lot of people
out there. The water's the worst.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
We were dealing with it over the weekend, you were,
it was not good well in good news though. Okay,
the rain is done at least until Thursday, because I
like to stalk the ten day forecast. Okay, Thursday is
when it comes back. But we are going to get
some sunshine today. Yes, so apparently though the Ohio River
is still rising and it's supposed to be crusting at
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sixty and a half feet normally it's at thirty.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
So that's how much, Sarah.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
That is more than double Christopher math is hard. So yeah,
the entire Tri State, I guess, is under this flood
warning through Wednesday, and I wanted to check this whole
thing out. So I went and took a walk along
the small park and the saw your Point area. I
mean everything's underwater, all of the steps. I mean it's
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almost up to Heritage Bank. Yeah, and that whole I
guess Pete Roseway right there, and then looking at Paycoorse Stadium.
Oh my, were you waiting all weekend to use that?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
No, I just came up with it, thank you. I'm quick,
quick like that.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
And Paycorp Stadium is completely surrounded, including the player's lot
right there along Pete roseven.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
So the city council the city all on a paying
for it, so whatever damage is done they'll pay for
of course.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
So if the players did want to come in and
work out, too bad, they're gonna have to swim. The
whole thing is underwater. It's wild to see. And yeah,
I'm f on the on.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
The report card and for you know, daycare.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I can't get to my spot, I can't get my
kid anything else.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
So yeah, our own ish that happened over the weekend.
Leaky roof.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Oh you guys had that, And I had.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
No idea it was even happening. We're laying in bed
on Saturday night, Yeah, and my husband JD goes, what
is that? And he could hear something and I did
not hear it. We didn't know what it was. And
then woke up on Sunday morning he goes into our
master bathroom to see a big old wet spot and
then looks up at the ceiling and it's all yellow. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Well, if it's stinky and yellow, that means it must
have been leaking for a while.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I don't know, because that's the first time we had
noticed it, and we use that bathroom every single day.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
So get that fixed. Yeah, I don't want mold, man,
I'm telling you it's bad news, and it'll change your voice,
it'll rot your I mean you get you get if
you get it real bad. Yeah, yeah you can can.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Really, you're being so for ill right now? Are you
being for real right now?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Like?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
What are you talking about that it's going to change
my voice?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Like mold is bad for your health obviously, but it
could mess your voice up. It could do all kinds
of things. Yeah, yeah, you don't want that.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Well, we had a guy on top of our roof
on Sunday and we're supposed to get more info on
it today, so fun times.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
And then if you've seen the headlines of somebody getting
stuck right outside of Coney Island, that's a buddy of mine.
I'm not going to say his name and embarrass him,
but he does live back towards that way and thought
that he could get It's not angry Roger, but he
was dealing with his own problems over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Yeah, Rodney. Where Rodney lives, man, it's bad all the time.
I'm not going to say where he lives, but he
needs to get the hell out of there.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Yes he does. He's been there way too long.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yes, and and I'm afraid for people that live in
these areas, just like people in Florida and in californ
warning now that the insurance companies eventually are just gonna
be like, you know what, No, we're not done, We're
done paying for this.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Yeah, So sorry to anyone that's dealing with this. It's
not been fun. Also, on top of that, there was
an oil spill into the Licking River, so effect they're
under a state of emergency in Butler and Pendleton Counties.
That's in northern Kentucky. Perfect and officials say they found
out about this around eleven o'clock just last night.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
The end of the world is here.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
The river had flooded in a garage nearby and motor
and diesel oils were found.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Perfect.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
How long does that take to clean up?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
It doesn't. It just kills.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
It's so sad and you can't do anything about it,
Like you can't do anything with water. It's the worst.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah. Yeah, I'd rather have a wind and we already
we had the week before.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
We've had freeze warnings and tons of bad wind storms
and it's just been a mess.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
It's the only thing this is good for us, For
the news people they love to go out and stand
in it.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Why are they always standing in it?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
The love this because they want to show how deep
it is and all that stuff. They're like, look it is,
it comes up to my knees.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
This morning, Local twelve had their head anchor, Sheila Gray
out in her boots, standing in.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
The water, like, what is doing? Just just tell us,
tell she Ala to get back inside, just say how
bad it is. You don't need to send her out.
We believe you.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Back to the dusk. We know it sucks out there.
We don't need any anchors and reporters getting in this
message alone. Please, Like this morning, I saw that. I'm like, not, Shelah,
you do that.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
And by the way, what about that breaking news about
her friend Chelsea sick. She's got a baby coming.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Congratulations mama, very excited for her.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
They made that announcement over the weekend, So I know
how you feel about Chelsea. It's a sad day for you.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
But supposed to be my baby.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Eh, you're sick. I'm leaving.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
This is sports. What's Sick?
Speaker 5 (10:00):
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Speaker 1 (10:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
How about those Reds, baby.
Speaker 6 (10:16):
Yeah last weekend, well they weren't here for the water.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah, the big that's right, that's right. They can get
that cleaned up for the weekend. Otherwise, no one's gonna.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Be able to go oh no, oh, big crowds.
Speaker 6 (10:31):
Anyways, it's Pittsburgh Pirates Jackson Cheerio with two home runs
and five RB eyes. Brewers dumped the Reds yesterday to Cincinnai.
Now lost eleven straight series against Milwaukee. The Reds are
three and seven. They faced the Giants tonight, first of
three in San Francisco, and they're hot. They've won seven
in a row and they're eight and one on the
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year since leaving here, taking two or three in the
opening day. The starters are tonight, the same ones that
opening day, Hunter Green and Logan Webb at nine five.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
But it doesn't even matter how good our pitching is.
There's no run support.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
It's a direct opposite of what it's been in the
past couple of years.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Right, we can never just have it all.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Maybe the pitchers start getting hurt and they'll hit the
ball better.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Don't say that.
Speaker 6 (11:17):
Let's get join bottleback Andrew as well. Yeah, that's all
they need Andrew Abbit. Then a rehab assignment started Louisville
for Louisville at Omaha yesterday, pitched into the fifth inning,
two runs on four hits. Matt McClain hopes to return
after missing the Milwaukee series with a hamstring injury.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Here we go again, another injury.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
Let's see NCAA tournament the women as Yukon wins their
twelfth national championship down in South Carolina, eighty two to
fifty nine. The road ends tonight in San Antonio for
the NCAA Men's Championship. Houston, the Cougars against the Gators
of Florida at nine o'clock. A new There is a
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new all time goal scorer in the National Hockey League,
Alex Joevechkin of the Washington Capitol's goal number.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Eight ninety five.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
Watched it, surpassing Wayne Gretzky's longtime mark. Wayne The action
on the Caps radio network from former seven hundred WLW
employee and Red's PA announcer John Walton glide.
Speaker 7 (12:20):
Through center right side to Wilson, centered up Oldston.
Speaker 8 (12:23):
Has any scares these stars Leck soldatstead Star.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Saint ninety Clive.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
There's a new goal scoring.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Xappion in his name.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
He's Alex center Ovest.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
He has tennates.
Speaker 6 (12:43):
How about this and March In nineteen ninety nine, Gretzky
scored his final goal number eight ninety four against the Islanders.
Yesterday Ovechen scores a record goal eight ninety five against
the New York Islander. Yeah, Fort Wayne downs our beloved
cyclone seven nil.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
They only got a few more left. Yeah, but they're
do have a national champion. Yeah, we do have a
national champion.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
Over the weekend, uh huh Okay, the Miami RedHawks win
the twenty twenty five Men's college Dodgeball National champions defeating
the Cincinnati Bearcats in their match three to two dodgeball.
And after the game, Yeah, the RedHawks got the Penn
Station East Coast Subs.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
It's all about good taste.
Speaker 6 (13:28):
They ate all those handcrafted subs fries and when they
get to drink slimminade. Man order online today at Penn
Station East Coast Subs and one other station. What station
it fills your head with rock oh hit one O
two seven W Ebn.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Pan Terra's coming Chevelle, who is one of my favorite
groups of all time. I love Chevelle.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
My husband is a big fan of them.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Oh good because you know, you guys can go together.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Yeah, because they're coming in uh, you know friends with
Sam the drummer.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Just a little name drum.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Yeah, and pan Terra is coming.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Breaking Benjamin during Memorial Day weekend. I've been seeing a
lot of commercials for that concert. I'm like, oh, that
is just a few weeks away.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
And you know who's coming to uh And I'm on
the list for that place, Kasha No, Well she's coming yes,
which I'm very excited about in July to.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Riverbed in the morning, feeling like Peas, I'm gonna hit
this city. That's gonna be you on Friday night, us
Eve with the bottle of Jack because when I leave
for the night, I ain't coming back. I'm talking here on.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
I'm on the list for that place, Ludlow Garage because
I like their set up and they bring like they
bring like secret like fans that I like, like artists
that I like. They'll bring like you know, and it
doesn't get the the big pop.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Yeah, that place is fun.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
And you know who's coming, not Kesha, my buddy, Macy Gray.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Is it is?
Speaker 1 (15:16):
I know she does well, she text back, but she
never she wants nothing to do with I doubt. Let's
read my last text with Macy Gray.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
She came to turf Way.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Yeah, she came to Turfway. Let's say messages with Macy.
Let me go to my search heir Macy Gray.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Dude, she totally ghosted.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
This is on August twentieth. Okay, I texted her and stuff,
and I said, I want to get you on the air. Yeah,
I got to talk to you about what's happening here
in a few weeks. What do you think if she
wrote yes.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
No read it like her?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yeah, And I said, I know you're a West coast time.
When is a good day for you to call? I
guess what she wrote after that.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Exactly, Macy ghosted you.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Yeah, So now while you're gonna try.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Again, Yes, I'm gonna try again.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Oh my god, she's come in.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Uh when is that she's coming? It's in August. I
think it's like August third, So I got time. Maybe
she'll type more than yes. I want because I want
to go see her and I want I want her
to come in.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Oh my god, we would have so much fun in
here to hear her like in person.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yeah, because she she's been on her show so many
times as far as calling in, and she's so funny.
It's like I want to hang out with her, and
she's so funny.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
I do too. So we have to get this whole
ghosting thing like out of the way and figure out.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Yeah. And also who's coming, And I'm gonna go check
this out for sure? Uh, the symphony, the symphony, I
can't even say it, symphony.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
I don't know what you're trying to say.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
The Cincinnati Symphony Orchestra is bringing back to town to
sing with them, and Nas is coming. The rapper Nas,
I'm going to. Yeah, I'm going to that for sure.
And I love Beck seeing him live a ton of times, Nas,
who was probably one of the greatest rappers of all time.
To go check it. Oh, it's gonna be great. I
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can't wait till I get my chance to sing with them.
Speaker 9 (17:37):
A man to smoking weed in the streets.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
They would call me back.
Speaker 9 (17:43):
Bahama Waters no welfare supporters.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
More conscious way we raise our daughters. I don't know
how they were gonna play with it's mostly just drums.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
It's gonna be the Will's top.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
My son got not advent. No would be so good
to uh Mike. My girls used to would listen to
this when they were kids because there's like a It
was a positive song. I want to be remember the song?
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Yes what I want to be?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
I wonder if he does this live? I would bring
them boys.
Speaker 9 (18:23):
You can be anything in the world and God we
trust the knockoateecht doctor baby actress. But nothing comes easy.
It takes much practice. Like a meadow woman who's becoming
a star. She was very beautiful leaving people in awe
singing songs Leana Horn but the.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Young It's it's very rare that a rapper that has
au such love and so huge in that world can
do a positive song and still not be called corny
and stuff. You know what I mean? Watch the company ute,
then the crowd break because not all of us hip
hop artists can keep it street and stay cool like me,
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Lord and take the stop.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
You know what we never talked about kids, Snoop Dog
come in a Great American ballpark in August.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
He won't. That'll cancel it last minute?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Why why would he cancel it? Is that something that
he does? Yes, Oh, I didn't know that about him.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Something's going to happen. Oh stop, it will.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Planning on going to that.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
You do that?
Speaker 2 (19:22):
I mean all the other white people. That's all it
was for Nelly.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
He's called He's Him and Nelly are both crossover artists.
They've crossed over from being gangster rappers and do white people.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
I love it. Know your audience, dude, Nelly loved Cincinnati
so much that he's coming back here this summer.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Because your suckers. Dude, that was one of.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
The best concerts I've ever seen, so good. My millennial
heart was so happy. Dude. I was right up on
this stage with all my girls. It was so good.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Dude, and I get called so hot in her Dude.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
You just like thrown out sweat towels. I'm like, I
feel like I'm twenty one again.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Thrown out sweat towels, and that's cool. You make me
want to vomit.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
I know now that I say it out loud, I'm like, oh,
that's embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
That is embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
But man, it was a good night.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Well to show everybody how cool I am actually is
I'm going to see insane clown possing and I'm gonna
spray soda all over the place. Okay, fay go please Sarah.
Elisa is right across from me now she's in her
ear holele you.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Hate that word? Just dirty?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Saying no when you say it sounds dirty?
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Not saying that word again?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Okay, what word.
Speaker 10 (20:57):
For?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Like?
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Twelve year old boys on this stage where sometimes? So
could you eat the same thing every day for an
entire year for lunch and dinner? Not just like a
little snack?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Do you?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Yeah? Pretty much? I do?
Speaker 2 (21:17):
So you could do this?
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Yeah? Probably?
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Well a guy named Tom Carroll, he's thirty two years old.
He lost over one hundred and thirty pounds just from
eating the same thing for lunch and dinner for an
entire year. What do you think it was?
Speaker 1 (21:30):
I know the story, so I can't. Yeah, that's no fun.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Dave on the mic, Dave, what do you think this
guy was eating every single day for an entire year,
lunch and dinner.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Fast food, not necho wafers, necki.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Wafers, that's what you eat. What do you think it was?
Speaker 1 (21:48):
It was fascin Chick fil a?
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Oh you're halfway there. What do you think he was
getting a Chick fil a chick nuggets nuggets, not the nuggets,
so he was he was getting the spicy Southwest chicken salad. Okay,
he gets it for lunch every single day, and then
he has a homemade version for dinner. So it's six
hundred and eighty calories.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Do you see the salad everything? Of course it's gonna help, not.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Necessarily, stud there's a salad at Chili's and it's twenty
two hundred calories. Not all salad.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Healthy, Yeah, but it's probably drownded it in.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
The dressing is where it will get you. But this
sounds actually really good. It's grilled spicy chicken, mixed greens,
grape tomatoes, cheddar cheese, corn, black beans, tortilla strips with
like a creamy salsa dressing.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
I think I could do that every day for lunch.
Now the dinner part, that's red cave and get like
a pizza or something. Anytime I get a salad, I'm like,
all right, I need a cookie, a slice of pizza.
You got to balance us out. Like I struggle with
the eating healthy part.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
My weakness during the day usually around one o'clock or
so is ritz crackers.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
So you got a salty.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Too, Yeah, I got.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
I need chocolate every day, and.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
I'll eat a whole sleeve.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
I could do oreos.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
It's bad, I know, and I feel like afterwards, I
feel like just getting in a tub and just taking
razor blades to myself.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Christopher, don't say that. So the guy who's six to
his highest was three hundred and sixty pounds, God damn,
doing my quick girl math here, I guess now he's
just about two hundred and thirty.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Is he a zaddie for you?
Speaker 2 (23:26):
No, he's so young. He's only like thirty years old.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Now, okay.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
He works in sports radio, actually at a station in Boston.
He says he has weird hours, so he was always
grabbing the quick snacks and lots of fast food at
the station, like people would leave sandwiches, pizzaio. You don't
say we understand how that is around here? Did we
get the food drop Yeah, we get the food drop
offs like two or three times a week. And the
fried chicken just sits out, oh yeah on Thursdays, and
(23:52):
the chili and the donuts on Thursdays.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
I can't run out of here fast enough, because what's
it that comes here? Roost? Everybody flips out over Ron's
roost here. I'm like, I run out of here because
I mean, you eat too much of the food that
gets dropped off here.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
They do have really good chicken tenders there, but that's
not what they drop off. They drop off like the
big chicken breast, which everybody goes nuts around place.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
What about the roast house, the roast house rose, That's
that's a uh.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Are you being for?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
What is that that the roast house is in the
roast the roast houses in uh in Rhode Island?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Is this a real thing?
Speaker 7 (24:31):
What was it?
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Chickens like breast the house of roast? Okay, So this
guy said he started to change everything after one doctor's visit.
I guess his blood pressure was out of control and
they were like, you might die before you're thirty five.
(24:52):
So he said he started it slow, like cutting out
alcohol and soda, which that's what you've done.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
I wasn't a soda guy, but I cut off. Well,
I'm and my doctor was telling me that I'm gonna
start getting you on some pre diabetic medicines and stuff,
and I was like, oh.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Wait, like the zempic. Did you have to take zemp No?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
No, but it was like pre diabetes medicine and stuff.
I was like, what you Yeah, you're head in that way.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
I'm like, oh, and that's a scary place. My grandpa
had diabetes real bad.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Yeah, that's Sugarfoot. I didn't want to be one of
those carts. I didn't want to be made fun of
on other morning shows in Disney, so I wanted to
be I wanted to be the one making fun dude.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Ever since we talked about all the influencers that you
saw in Disney World. Now my whole TikTok feet is
shown me that crap. All these women watch, yes, all
these women watch sugarfoots. Stop.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
But if you're if you're a Sugarfoot influencer, I'll follow
you immediately.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
But yeah, women that are with the with the selfie
sticks and they've got like the Mickey ears on, and
they're like totaling up what they're eating at Disney World
and how much they're spending in their outfitshole thing.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
If you're an adult walking around with Mickey ears, you
need to be investigated.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
If you are doing Disney by yourself.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
No, oh yeah, Oh that's creepy. Yes, yeah, your your
heart adults, hard drive needs to be investigated.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
I love Disney movies, but going there.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Yeah by yourself. But anyway, pep in the bathrooms one.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Hundred and thirty pounds from eating Chick fil A.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Good for you, dude. I love talking challenges. No, we
won't say who, but I love talking challenges with uh,
with Sarah Elise.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
They come up every single day, like what I would
do for a certain amount of money?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Yeah, yeah, And I never wanted to go the dirty route,
like the full on. It's always like like, no.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
You always started off like that.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
No, I wanted I always wanted to do the thing
with you and seg in the stall, handcuffed while he
while he goes he has a movement, okay, And it's always.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
It goes over the weekend. You were like, for ten
thousand dollars, would you be handcuffed to nudge while he's
taking a dump.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
I didn't say that, Yes, you did ten thousand. Uh,
there's a thousand. I never would say ten thousand.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Go ahead. It's always I have to find the text.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Because I could. I could swing a thousand.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
You would really pay me one thousand dollars for that,
like venmo.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
It over right now, yes, easily.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
We talk so much I don't even know where and.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Have the mic in there while we yeah to hear you,
just to hear you panic through. That would be amazing.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
I don't think that would be amazing at all.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
It would the people would be glued to the radio.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Here is the here is the text I found it.
You're right, you're like one thousand dollars handcuffed to nudge.
I can't finish them.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
While he blinks, Well he what oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
there's a dirty word.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Yeah, so I think they'd be good.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
And I said hard pass ten thousand, ten thousand dollars
is the going rate?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Yeah, okay, that's oh.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
God, I'm crying the conversations that happen on there and here.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yeah, how we wait? You like madagh? There's so.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Do I get a nose plug at leaves?
Speaker 10 (28:46):
No?
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Well, you gotta take it all in. You gotta take
them in.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Nothing worse than somebody else's poops. You know, it's just
the worst.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
But that's the whole bit, that's what I know. It's
just just the sall just in the stall, like SEG's
boxers pulled all the way down and he's just like
hunched over waiting. Yeah, his gray skin getting purple as
he's you see him. The guy's got no flesh tone.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
I imagine you walking in with like Sarah Puppet.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
No, No, I would never make it. I would never
make it a bit, that's what you're trying to. I
would just lay the microphone in there and just let
reality happen. All right, That's what I'm here for. I'm
here to just just to present the world with reality,
which is you standing in a stall while the movement
of Seg happens. Yeah, or or nudge Yeah, or nudge,
(29:52):
I don't know. Nudge the thin nudge is. It's fun.
No diet flushing through that man would be an interesting.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Probably, very like Soupy.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Danzing is always good. You know, we played I always
just played Mother. There's so many good ones. I had
that first Danza album when it came out. I bought
it on final back.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
In the day.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Oh you're showing your age.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
No, it was. I remember getting home with this record.
I had the T shirt and everything.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Good way to wake you up?
Speaker 4 (30:32):
This.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
I wish we had more of this. Oh yeah, yeah,
Rubin produced drops my brain. No radio station played this
(30:59):
when I was growing up, so I would have to
watch uh, head Banger's Ball to get my Danzig fixed
head Banger's Ball on m TV. Oh this was the
first one, the first, or no, was it? Mother? I
think Twisted Kane was first. Now, you know a lot
of people will know that one. But that second album,
(31:20):
Danzig two so good. John christ on guitar, Danzig. It's
dark stuff, but it's good.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Let's be a good one.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Oh no, I saw it dan Zy open up from
Metallica years ago. Oh well, James had Phil from Metallica
does the background singing of Twist a Kane. A lot
of people don't know that. Yeah, but if you're a
real fan, you wouldn't know that.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
This and what the Sun is out finally stopped ringing.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Yeah right for now? God, this is good rock.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
All sound the same, but I like it.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Yeah, there's a funny night. It's not even a bit,
but he did it. It's a I gotta look it
up because I don't have this on my phone. Danzig
sings yes Elvis, Oh no, yeah, I mean when he
did this, I was like, what are you doing? Let's see,
(32:47):
I'm trying to find what you'll, uh you'll.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Everybody thinks they can do all those.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
This is an actual album. It's not even a goof.
I don't know what he did us.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
For, Mama.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
I mean, it's okay here, but I don't want it.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
I'm just.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
I don't know about this.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
I'm not gonna listen to that money right, I want
a little snakes of Christ. I like it. I'm supposed
to be scared when I hear dancing music, you know,
just to skull the upside down cross give you all
(33:40):
the spiels. Yeah, come on, that's he does that a
lot in his music.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
No, that's his name.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Yeah, he's a little jack guy.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
Not you wrong.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
I listened to a lot of this on my flight
to Florida.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
On your way down and Disney. This was in your ears.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Yes, wow, this is the stuff I listened to. This
an old school hip hop. I miss these days.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
This doesn't sound like that.
Speaker 11 (34:25):
You know.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
They don't make him like those.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
I know he doesn't have to uh have the computer
make it slow down and go boo boo boo boo.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
No, not at all.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Oh God, anyway, So there you go.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
There's my stuff all right, awesome.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
It's a Kid Chris show. Our phone number is five
one three seven four nine one two seven. You go
to kid Chris dot com. A couple of things, speaking
of a metal A great clip of of our friend
uh from Mega Death Dave Mustang talk about why back
in when he when they first started he loved the
fat women.
Speaker 8 (35:00):
The reason that you live with fed chicks is because
they eat, you know, and it's a safe bet when
when you know you're starving in as a musician, you
want to become successful, you need to find a rich
girlfriend and you need to figure out how you're going
to feed yourself. Now, we were selling drugs at the time,
so we weren't really worried about getting them equipment. So
the rich girlfriend part wasn't part of the equation anymore.
(35:22):
It was just a fat girlfriend part.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Oh my god, what a strategy awful thing to say.
But you know what, everyone has a type, right, yeah, right.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Also, I love these things too when they come up
on the news. Up on kid Chris dot com. You
can watch this news segment.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Well more bodily functions in the news this morning.
Speaker 8 (35:44):
The next time you pass gas, make sure no police
are around.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
A man in West Virginia faces assault charges after police
ay he passed gas. The officer we all out the
man was already arrested for duy.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
According to a last report, I can't.
Speaker 11 (36:02):
Even get through this. You pass a guess so loidly.
The oppos said it was quote very onerous and created
the created contact of an insulting or provoking nature. See
that wasn't even right, that story and there was wrong.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
See they arrested the guy for farting.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Yeah, and I love one serious news anchors they lose it,
start losing it.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
If you go up there. This was like what I
remember coming home from the bars. I first started drinking
and you turn on the TV because you're jacked up
from drinking vodka or whatever, and you start watching TV
and all the nine hundred number commercials have come on,
and this one would always like flip me out. It's like,
who would call this? This is a TV commercial? It's
(36:54):
up on kid Chris dot com.
Speaker 4 (36:58):
What meets people, all of them and they're like a breakdown,
like this call one nine hundred nine own nine to
nine cry and you hear it for yourself. Two dollars
for the first minute, forty five cents each editional minute.
If you run eighteen, ask your parents before you call
one nine hundred nine own nine nine cry somebody.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
It was a national commercial, which was you know, thousands
of dollars.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Yeah, if you want to pay to talk to somebody while.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
You're crying, or make you cry two dollars a minute.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Wait, that's what it's doing if you want to cry, I.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Guess, or hear people cry. I don't even know what
that was.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
It's so weird. I know that was a business and
it kind of reminds me of the people nowadays. I'll
make a video of themselves cry yeah, and then post
on social media talking soft Hi.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
You know. I been trying to do more and more
of this, and I put this up on that kid
Chris dot com, you know, because people will question it.
Do you really do that stuff like this? All right?
You go watch me videos of this. Good afternoon. You're
on the air now.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
Hey John, it's good to talk to you. What you
do this weekend? John? Do you watch any football?
Speaker 1 (38:07):
I watch?
Speaker 10 (38:08):
I watch a little bit of it this weekend, I John.
Every time I turned and then I went tide with
a minute and a half, the eye.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Looked to watch a little bit at the end of
the games.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
I did say, yes, yeah, well you know, speak it of.
I got it out right now, John, I got it
right now, John, J.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Now, I knew that was coming. I have my name,
I finger on a button.
Speaker 10 (38:48):
So if it did go over the here it did
go over the air, that's incredible.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Of course it went over there, John, you let it
go for like twenty minutes, he.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Said, I knew it was ConA. Why was he so
patient with you?
Speaker 1 (39:02):
I don't know. You know, my friend Rick de Julio
and Syracuse every time I would do that, I would
send him the video of it, and he would be like,
how did that guy fall for this? Every time?
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Every single time? How many times do you think you prank?
Called him while he was working?
Speaker 1 (39:14):
I got videos galore. I pulled him this weekend. I'm like,
I'm gonna start putting these up, you know, because people
will go, did you really cat? You know, people idiots?
Is because of Jeff and Jen type shows that don't
do their things for real that I have to videotape
these and show people that I did it.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Now John, you around here?
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Yeah, John just retired, So it's like a celebration tribute
but anyways, Uh, I was going through and I'm like,
I'll just put somebody these and I saw him. I'm like,
oh my god, there's so many of them. And then
there's recordings from before I was video.
Speaker 4 (39:41):
No.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
I can never imagine hanging on that long for somebody
calling in like that. Oh that is some serious patience.
And I bet half the time he didn't even really
realize that he was live taking those calls.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Oh no, he had no clue. I mean, like a
lot of these show hosts, like you go on and
you just start talking. They're not paid attention. Really, there's
filling air with your voice commercial. Yeah right, so I
you're just waiting for you to go all right, well,
thanks for ticking my call. And then they're like they
don't know what just was said.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
I think it happens for a few of the guys
that are.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Because they're looking at the retirement. Here's another one that
I posted up if you go to kid Chris dot com.
Speaker 7 (40:20):
Let's go back to the telephone though, Charles, thanks for waiting,
Good morning and welcome you're on the air.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
Go ahead, please, Hey, thanks for taking my call.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
Heard you talking about the reasoning for the day, like
saving this time. I did some research on it a
while ago, so so I'm wondering the same thing. I
guess for a lot of it has to do is
with having more time for guys like you to play
with your disco stick. You know what I mean, big guy,
get that code going? All right?
Speaker 7 (40:52):
Okay, Charles, I knew you were telling. I knew that
I could just tell by your voice. So friend, this time,
you don't get to winbarrass me.
Speaker 8 (41:01):
You're there.
Speaker 7 (41:04):
What I am, Charles is I am sorry that you
are such a pathetic human being that you think it's
really cool to call into the radio station and embarrass yourself,
not me.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
You don't win today, Charles.
Speaker 7 (41:24):
Go back to the basement of your mother's house, hang
up the phone, pick up a Bible or something like that. Friend,
you need help, and you're not gonna find it here.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
It's the voice of ignorance. Yeah, I picked up on
it as soon as you started talking.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
Griz, you are the voice
Speaker 1 (41:49):
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