04/11/2025 - Caliendo Bomb - KiddChris WEBN Radio Show

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Listened later. It's going to get chaotic in here.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Well prepared for this.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
Frank Caliendo is coming by. He's at the Liberty Township
Funny Bone, and you know, it's always cool when he
comes to town because he'll hit me up. I've known
him for a while and whenever he comes in, you know,
he just it's voices coming out of nowhere and he
thrusts them at us, and then it's it's just pre
or chaos, and I love that.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
I can't wait.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
I can't believe he wants to get up this early
and I spend so much of his morning with us,
I know.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
And it's very rare nowadays that people will want to
do that. We don't have people that want to come
in and do anything with us ever.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
I think that some people forget that we're even in
this room.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
I don't, and they work here at in our company.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Hey, fireworks are around the corner, so.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah here, Yeah, we forgot to get into and it
gets weirder and weird. We forget to get into this
whole story about that the guy, you know, the Weezer
bass player, and his wife was shot by the cops.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah she's still alive.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
It happened like late, well not yesterday, but that's when
the news broke yesterday.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
But okay, but why did the police shoot her? I
haven't looked.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
It's so weird because it's like behind their house is
like the LA Freeway or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Okay, and there was.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Like a cop car chase going on and these three
guys that like stole his car whatever, and they were
being chased and they crashed, so they all jumped out
of the car and then they started running through.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
This neighborhood and that was their neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yeah, so the cops were chasing and they went through
her yard. So she had like a gun or whatever,
and I guess some one of the guys went into
their house or something, so she grabbed the gun and
then the cops came running and she was like you yo,
So she was all freaked out.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
I don't blame her.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
I would be too, Yeah, but I guess they told
her to drop the gun and she allegedly shot at
one of the cops or something, so they shot her
in the shoulder.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Well, she was probably scared. Yeah, I don't blame her.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
I think it's gonna end up getting worked out.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
But the bass player dude to her husband is just like, yeah,
she's fine anyway, See I Coachella.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
And that's going on this weekend and next weekend, so
he's busy.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
He's not even fazed.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Huh huh.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
So it makes you wonder, it's like, well, do they
even get along or is it just like we're not
worried about this because she's fine and she's tough.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Well, he might not be able to say too much
because they're trying to figure it all out, so he's
probably trying to be chill about it. But it's good
that she's fine after getting shot.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
What a badass?

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah, no kidding, she's gangster like, dude, I was shot
by the police and survived.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
And a story gets better.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
One of the guys that was getting chased tried to
blend in, so he took off all his clothes and
got in his boxes and t shirt and grabbed like
in somebody's yard, grabbed like a watering spout and just
pretended to be watering busy, pretended to be watering the guards.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yet it didn't work, and rested them.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Kidding it didn't work.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yeah, that's awesome. What a swing and a miss.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
You see that in a movie that actually happened in
real life is hious.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yes doork uh. And here's another thing.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
I was going through my Facebook and you know this guy,
Billy that I know very well. He's he's maybe a
couple of years older than me.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
But anyways, you know what, I love being gray.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
I'm fifty, I'm about to be fifty one, and I
want to be like full.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
I want like a long beard, like Jesus.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
I want to look like Santa Claus.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
That's what I want to be. White.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
You're just letting this thing go.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
I wish I could. I just look horrible in between.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
But my friend Billy, look at him?

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Is that beard and hair? I mean it's just black.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah, he dies that stuff. Oh no, kid, he should
just let it go.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
I know it looks painted on.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Guys look so much better with like the silver and
their facial hair and their actual hair.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
So do girls. I like gray.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
If I see one gray gets plucked out or die?

Speaker 5 (03:56):
You women?

Speaker 1 (03:57):
You women think it makes you look horror. I love it.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
It's some women it does work out for, but not
for me.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
But the guys, especially women. If you're doing this, you're
doing it to appeal the lego man. Yeah, you're doing
it to appeal to women, and every woman can tell.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Yeah, we want to see the silver. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
And does any woman go, oh, you're so hot the
way you paint your.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
Head exactly And imagine you're like running your hands through
his like hair.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
And on his face, your sweaty pool day, and.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
You're getting like the die all over your hands. Yeah,
immediately the mood is gone.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Just be yourself unless you're.

Speaker 6 (04:36):
Me and you died all the then you do all
the all the stuff, this stuff, Sarah, stop, the.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Vibes are good, all right. I always love our Friday
shows the most, you know, a little break, Yeah, right,
it's been a crazy week. So this week the Masters
they're underway. This is the only time I actually watch golf,
by the way, Like I'll watch it on Sunday for
maybe an hour.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
It's kind of like playoffs for like the NBA or
baseball and stuff. You know, people will blow it off
ter and you know, average people will just blow all
that stuff off until playoff time.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
Yeah, you got to see the best in the world. Yeah,
our guy Scottie is in third right now. So, but
plenty of golf to be played With that being said,
the broadcasters, they have some strict rules when it comes
to the Masters. There are nine words and phrases that
they're forbidden to use on a mic. Imagine being one

(05:40):
of the Master's broadcasters have a lot of pressure.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Oh no, it's a hot mic.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
No, but it's slow, it.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
Is, And I'd get really bored and I'd just start
rattling about nothing.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Yeah, Like like Marty Brenneman used to do Him and
the Cowboy. That was the best when the Reds would
just start tanking and they would just start talking about
regular life stuff.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
I love that it basically becomes a life podcast with
a baseball game in the background.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Well, you know, Marty, I should tell you about the
oatmeal I had this morning.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Once you start talking about food, you know it's over. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
So starting with fans, they're not allowed to say the
word fans. Why the word comes from fanatical and Augusta
wants them to use the word patrons.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Oh okay, see, I'd mess up. I'd be out, like
within the first five minutes.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Well, because if you say fans, that encourages people to
start screaming and stuff, right, and you.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Got your mouth shut. That's why golf is not the
sport for me. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
They can't say the word rough, right. They want the
broadcasters to say second cut.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah, because they said they want it to be relaxing
and chill.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
They should play like mood music in the background, whether
you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
They usually do. I love the Master soundtrack?

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Well, no, I mean all the way through it, you know,
like the stuff I like sometimes, like the babbling brook
sounds and stuff like you sleep.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
Too, Oh yeah, you need a little something going on. Cricket,
they can't say sandtrap. I didn't know that. They have
to call it bunkers, all right. They can't say the
back nine. Okay, do you know why?

Speaker 3 (07:12):
No, you're like the end of your life like old none, because.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
It sounds too much like backside.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
Yeah, so they have to say the second nine.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah, dude, I never knew that either. A lot of
these are new to me.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Well, when you're that rich like these guys, you don't
have to work that hard to get to back.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Now, somebody, oh, my driving range. They can't say that.
Why they have to say tournament practice area too whity
toity for me.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Conversations If you're worried about what you're gonna say.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
They can't say country club or golf course. They have
to say Augusta National Golf Club.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
You and I could not do this.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Well I know, in I know you hate this stuff.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
But in wrestling there were certain things that Vince McMahon
wouldn't allow them to say. And that was like, uh,
like what like the strap, like he's the window strap.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yeah, he wanted them to say the championship. Uh. And
so because if you're.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
I'm sure there's rules obviously with no matter what sports.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Yeah, yeah, because but if it got too inside. He
didn't like when someone would get hurt or you know,
quote unquote hurt in the ring, if they were going to.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
The hospital, Oh you can't say that.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Well, he didn't want them to say that because it
was a put on obviously wrestling, and some people who
bought into it, they would start harassing the local hospitals
asking if someone.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Was there and stuff, Yeah, waiting outside yant to get
autographs and picture.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
To me, I think that's very like uh uh, that's
being like uh cool for the local town to be
like that, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
I don't know, you probably don't want all those people
out there because you're coming and going. You got the
emergency vehicle.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
No, that's what I mean.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
I think it's I think it's cool that they that
they would do that and not say that's stuff to leave.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
So so the local hospitals wouldn't get by.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
Oh yeah, yeah, like so you agree, okay, Yeah, they're
not allowed to say the word toosome.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
When you're not rich. You don't need to pay for that.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
You just exactly you just call it a pairing. Yeah,
you can't say fourth round. The broadcasters have to say
it's the final round. It is so ridiculous. But I
mean saying them out loud and thinking about it, I'm like, well, yeah,
I guess yeah some of them though, I'm like, eh,
like the fans thing, I don't know the sandtrap.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
How much these guys get paid to do it, because.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Lot, Yeah, more than we'll ever see, I'm sure.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
And they have they have sponsors, they got to read
and all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Well, and that's the final thing on here.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
They can't talk about any sponsors that have attached their
name to every other PGA event, So names that are
just already there at the golf course, they can't even
mention them because that's like.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
The free advertising. Yes, right, so they just have to
kind of like look over that. Yeah, well, so there
you go, some.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
Strict rules for the Master's broadcasters.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
It kind of makes sense. I guess. You know, do
those guys even need to be there though, because you know.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
They're not really even saying much. It's so quiet, but
they got to introduce the next golfer.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
And they're not walking around with I don't think with
the microphones following these things, these guys know they're in
a booth. Yeah right, So could they just do it
from their home on zoom?

Speaker 4 (10:21):
I mean you might as well. Right, I've seen Augusta.
It's gorgeous. I would want to be there, I guess. Plus,
they've got all like the good Master's food. I mean,
the concessions look awesome.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Well, thank you very much, Sarah Elise, I got you,
and the tornado just touchdown.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Frank Caliendo is here.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
He's at the Liberty Township Funny Bone this weekend. Now, Frank,
right next to you is our buddy. This is mister
Dennison the segment are sports Guy.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
So is our.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Sports daddy of Cincinnati.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah right here here are you a legend? He is
a legend.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
He's allegend you're pointing out, Frank, Yeah, yeah, pointed you
yet you this morning in station.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
So sect. I mean, it's okay to do your part.
Oh all the Reds update.

Speaker 7 (11:13):
We were talking over an intro like I'm talking over
his segment right now.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
It's okay, that's that's what we do.

Speaker 4 (11:17):
Okay, that's my contract and good news cannot break our hearts.

Speaker 8 (11:21):
Yesterday, the Reds open a six game home stands to night,
first of three against those Pirates, both teams five and
eight on the year and six forty.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Tonight's game time.

Speaker 8 (11:30):
Of course tomorrow the big Ellie Da La Cruz bobblehead giveaway.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
People are going to start lining up right now. I
know it.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
You know who is the one of the famous announcers
for the Reds back in the day was Al Michaels.

Speaker 7 (11:43):
It's believable as you could team me up that quickly.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Where where are you from, Bill, I'm right from here.
Oh you are, Frank, Yes, sir.

Speaker 7 (11:52):
Interest because you have the accent is I guess it's
regional because it's close to like a Pittsburgh type of accent,
which I know, I know that was going.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
To make you mad.

Speaker 7 (12:01):
But that's what it's all about. And they're playing the pirates,
you said, so, yeah, well that's a big underhead machine
has him in the spaghetti stinger.

Speaker 8 (12:12):
That justin Rose with eight birdies yesterday, first round leader
of the Masters at seven hunderd par good for a
three shot lead.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yes yesterday.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
How about this?

Speaker 8 (12:21):
Yesterday amateur Jose Luis Balistair had a go.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
He had a go go. He took a potty. He
took a potty break on the foot.

Speaker 8 (12:32):
In the first round of the Masters yesterday, thank you.
At the twelfth hole, ballister had to go and he
ran down to race Creek and relieved himself a little
stream in the stream.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
With a little race creek.

Speaker 8 (12:43):
Yeah, but the restrooms are on the thirteenth hole right
next day, but he didn't see him, Oh really, because
they didn't have a sign on him or something.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Did they put the camera on? Well, I haven't seen
any video. Okay, I haven't seen I'm.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Sure somebody's got footage of that somewhere.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
Right, have you ever done that sect in public?

Speaker 1 (13:03):
No, frank of you.

Speaker 8 (13:05):
Right now, the let's see antenna single session that Tickets
for the Cincinnati Open.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Go on sale to the public. Beginning today at ten
a m.

Speaker 8 (13:15):
Cincinnati opened dot com slash tickets.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
They have a creek next to their court.

Speaker 8 (13:22):
MLS soccer FC Cincinnati on the road tomorrow night against
d C United.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Columbus remains alive.

Speaker 8 (13:27):
In the NHL Playoff Chase three to two win over
Buffalo e c HL Hockey are beloved. Cyclones will close
out their season that Iowa tonight and tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
It's a rough end of the season.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
I can't get if you're a pro, what are you
doing in this show?

Speaker 8 (13:45):
But I asked that question every day, Frank, I asked
that question every day, not.

Speaker 7 (13:51):
Just them, but me today and it was almost as
though nothing had happened.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
As my agent eating on a part time basis.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
No, no, I want your job, is what I'm saying.
He wows through. Oh so you're here to steal his
I just want him nervous too. I think, thanks, it
would be very good, and we're going to do sports.

Speaker 9 (14:13):
It's going to be the best sports on a lot
of people are saying that I'm not the guy who
syds like he's not really from Pittsburgh, and that's.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
A bad he is there at all. Thank you tremendous.
Can you give me?

Speaker 9 (14:24):
Can you give me a fart sound effect?

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Stay away from the thirteenth.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Anything else segment? What station's given it to? Oh, we
have two stations. I give it to him.

Speaker 8 (14:38):
Oh it's a Penn station East Coast sub. Yes, because
it's all about good taste to go there for handcrafted subs,
the fries, and then when you want something to drink.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Yes, it's all about lemonade. Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
They're the best. They're very very good.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
One two seven WEBN.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
Frank Caliendo is in town and he's at the Liberty
Township funny Bone. We talked to him earlier this week
in town getting ready for the big Well, you got
a special that you're working on.

Speaker 7 (15:09):
Yeah, and it's early. It's a very early part of
the special. And that's when Frank realized it was going
to take a lot more work than he thought it would.
Truth of the matter is he was trying joke after
joke after joking. Sometimes he didn't remember the punchline.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
So, but that's a great that's a great bit to
have as far as recovery. Right, if you freeze up
all the time and everything goes back to Morgan Fraeman.
It used to be I'd explain things as John Madden, right,
So if I didn't have a joke, if the joke
didn't working, and.

Speaker 10 (15:38):
You see what happened there was they had to set
up over there, and then the punchline over here, and
then you mix those two things together and boom.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
I mean they started laughing.

Speaker 7 (15:46):
But then I went from explaining the jokes as John
Madden to narrate the narrating them as Morgan Freeman, right, And.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
That's the that's what really makes it work.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
And then do you ever just get completely lost, like, oh,
I don't even know where I was.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Yeah, well if I do that, then I just do
a Joe Biden impression.

Speaker 9 (16:02):
Come on, worry Well, I'll tell you where we are.
And I'm gonna tell you over and over and over.
I'm gonna tell you many times. It's that's great music
for me, some of the best music. And a lot
of paper are saying President and I said, President Trump,
you said the.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Thing I said.

Speaker 9 (16:22):
They said, do you want to change some music? And
I said, I'm going to some day in my fifth
or sixth term. It's going to be very very good.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
What are reading come on.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
People get like.

Speaker 7 (16:34):
I have to say this at the beginning of the
show too, because I start out Usually my hands start
moving and I go, there Trump hands. They I don't
know how it starts happening, but it goes yeah, and
I go, don't worry, It's not going to be a
bass Trump show. I'm in the middle of the road.
Political you have your own, uh you know, have your own.
I'm not trying to tell you how to think either way,
any type of thing in politics.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Yeah, but it's just impression, right, It's.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
It's just having fun.

Speaker 7 (16:56):
But then I'm like, if you were I will get
to the Joe Biden impression and just wandering around stage
right backstage, and that's that kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
I'll get there.

Speaker 7 (17:03):
Just give me the first few minutes to get going
and then we'll hit all sides. And people aren't used
to that though. You've goofed on Bush, get back to it.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Man, Oh my god, your face even turns into that.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
We just uh, you know, I thought that was my music.
I thought there where we share.

Speaker 7 (17:21):
The music like, that was my music when uh, when
I was Presidente of Lostados Nidos.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Georgia're doing a great job being retired. Joe.

Speaker 9 (17:34):
Let's just say everybody, all the presidents, you are retired.
You're doing tremendous jobs. And Barack Obama, Barrack.

Speaker 10 (17:41):
Let me be clear, that is uh Matt a time
and it is not the time or the place to
U talk about this stuff.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Incredible. Where's Bill? Where's Bill? Over here?

Speaker 7 (17:57):
And this nice young lady has lipstick all over that that.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Is come coffee.

Speaker 7 (18:04):
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Baby whips everywhere.

Speaker 7 (18:09):
This this, this is what it's about morning radio.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
And a fine, fine.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Young lady knows what happens when William Clinton comes in.

Speaker 11 (18:17):
Yeah, w w C, w j C. William Jefferson, would
you like? Would you like to play Founding Fathers? I like,
oh yeah, I've had some good times.

Speaker 10 (18:38):
Bill.

Speaker 9 (18:38):
I think we went a little fire. I think you
gag a little fire down Memory Lane and that was
a creepy lane. I think Bill lived in creepy Lane.

Speaker 12 (18:46):
I'm not even sure what's going on right now, folks.
Y Mangroves, Pennsylvania. Three four Father Roman.

Speaker 9 (18:58):
Empire, Come on the Romans, Rome, do as the Romans do.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
I like Greco Roman wrestling. You want to.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
You want you, It's all about the personality, not the politics.
You want to I love it.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
Yeah, it's like a cartoon. You want you want to grapple,
not just done that time.

Speaker 13 (19:23):
Not.

Speaker 7 (19:23):
This is getting a little awkward in here.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Are aren't we? Aren't we all married?

Speaker 9 (19:32):
Well that's that's true, I guess, and I'm just.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Worried about that. There are rumors about you, Barack. Yes,
everything is fine.

Speaker 10 (19:44):
It will Uh Barack.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Is it true that you've been with Jennifer Aniston? Uh?

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Hey, listen, I'll be there for her. Is that is
that we do?

Speaker 2 (19:58):
We?

Speaker 7 (19:58):
We we do the CLI together, which sounds if I
hadn't said together would have been more awkward.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (20:06):
I'm more of a Seinfeld guy.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
I love Seinfeld.

Speaker 7 (20:15):
There's more more gas centric where friends the ladies love friends.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
And I bet Jerry Scheinfeld he did a great job.
Newman my favorite guys.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Newman.

Speaker 9 (20:25):
He would be at the door and then Jerry would
not want to see you that he would be there.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
I have a Newman as well. Would you would you,
mister president? Would you hire Newman to be a part
of your staff?

Speaker 2 (20:39):
I would love to have Newman.

Speaker 14 (20:41):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
He would walk in the Oval office.

Speaker 7 (20:43):
Door and Newman, Hello, Donald, I have an idea for those.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Now.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
Now, mister President Bush, who is your favorite cast member
of Friends of Friends?

Speaker 5 (21:02):
Yes?

Speaker 12 (21:03):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Actually who did I lack on their my favorite friend?
Let's see, there was Ross Joey. They were good. Uh
oh Phoebe, Phoebe because she was so smart.

Speaker 7 (21:17):
Yeah, yeah, yes, smelly cat, Melly smelly cat.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
That's all I remember. It was just smelly care.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
It's not your fault.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
It's not true, and it wasn't. It wasn't the smelly
cat's fault.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
Now, what about prison, Barack Obama? Have you ever run
into a smelly cat? That was a setup that I
Am not going to do the easiest punch line for it.
Go Frank though, on a personal note, thank you for

(21:51):
taking the time and coming because nobody does this anymore
as far as they're coming in and hanging out with us.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Listen, I love it.

Speaker 7 (21:56):
It's a I actually end up with new ideas and
stuff I love with really good radio people. It's fun
because I'll throw something out there and sometimes you give
me a tag for a bit and you don't even
know it, and I'm like, can I use that off
the air? Like absolutely? And fifty bucks please? No, No,
I'm kidding.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
I wouldn't pay it so far, Like are you happy here?

Speaker 7 (22:16):
No, this is great, it's a lot of fun. It's
it's always that type of thing, you know. I don't
like the stations where you go and they have it
all planned out. Yeah, And that's the kind of stuff
I don't really enjoy.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
So sometimes hosts will ask you like is there anything
you want to lead into or any bits.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
You know that wants you to write stuff down?

Speaker 7 (22:34):
They don't know me, so I'm like, no, I can
do that, but it's going to be more bits that
I know if you just talk to me, better stuff
will happen for the air more, uh, you know, spontaneous
types of bits like what we just did. None of
that was rehearsed, all that presidential so I've never done anything.
I don't think I've done any of those, and some
of them I'm not going to be doing again. I'll

(22:54):
tell you respect at all.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
You know before when we came in today, like I
get ready for a bomb. I mean it's about the you.

Speaker 7 (23:02):
Know, like a tornado, right, I just I just go
and go with the flow a lot. But also there's
some there's some anchor bit kind of things. I do,
but I've probably done them in here before, so it's
almost like, well, if you want that, you can just
play it back. So I'm sure I made a best
of or worst of somewhere. So that's the kind of
thing I'm sure I should say. I would hopefully have

(23:25):
made a best of a worst of type of thing
somewhere that you could pull from. But again, it's more
I'd rather take stuff that's going on right now and
what's happening in the room and mess around with that,
or you know, like news stories and sports. Like when
Bill was in here, so Bill still tried to figure
out what happened. Not not really the way he likes

(23:46):
to work.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
He's probably asleep in his little office. Oh yeah, he
falls asleep watching cartoon, does he really?

Speaker 1 (23:52):
He just seems he's great. It's so much funny.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
He's got the job, he's been doing this for forty
plus years, and he'll just go and sit in his
little office and watch cartoons in between his sports.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
He gets chicken delivered, and really.

Speaker 7 (24:05):
They deliver chicken to him. Really, yes, yes, Oh my gosh.
That sounds like the greatest life ever.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
He really is living his best life.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
Yeah, yeah, nobody bothers him.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
He gets his naps in.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
The travel in the country doing radio. Do you know
any radio guys that sit in her office and watch cartoons?
Have chicken delivered Bill?

Speaker 10 (24:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Big, yeah. The segment.

Speaker 7 (24:26):
You even talk about the segment, that's when they realize
the segment had a seguey for the rest of his life.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
He didn't have to walk anywhere.

Speaker 7 (24:34):
It would just take him on a ride, like having
your own personal people mover.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
That's the segment. Hey, you want to talk to our
our friend, our showfriend.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Tyler, Tyler mine my boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
Hi, Tyler, you're on with Frank Kellyando. He's at the
Liberty Township Funny Bone this weekend.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
To y'all. I heard it.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Yeah, you heard it.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Thanks for tuning in, Tyler.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
Is there any celebrities you want to talk to today?
President Bush?

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Maybe?

Speaker 10 (25:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (25:05):
What's going on? How are things, man? You have a
good day. I'm doing all right?

Speaker 10 (25:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Man.

Speaker 7 (25:12):
I wish somebody would play music during the middle of
our intimate phone call of friendship.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
That'd be great. Was that going to Walk on the
wild Side? Is that what that was? No?

Speaker 7 (25:20):
Yeah, I cannot name that. Tune in a one note.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
That's the President Bush. Do you remember him, Tyler? Tyler, Yeah, yeah,
anything you'd like to ask him. I mean, you're on
the phone with one of the former presidents.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
This is a big deal.

Speaker 6 (25:40):
I take the bud to go down.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
Oh, the flooding to go down. It's already down. Tyler,
you're not the president. Well oh yeah, sorry, go ahead.

Speaker 7 (25:48):
I would appreciate that you're giving me a moment. Did
you just snort? That's the funniest thanks to being a
pretty lady snort?

Speaker 9 (25:54):
Man?

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Uh, what was question?

Speaker 7 (26:01):
If you see if you see some uh, if if
you see a puddle, say something.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
That's something.

Speaker 9 (26:07):
Listen, I'm going to give the best advice. I give
great advice, and a lot of people are saying, here's
the advice. If you see a puddle, if you see
some flooding, stamp it out, stop it out, splash it,
splash it to disperse it.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
That's how we do. We doing great jazz.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
So that's your slogan for that is splash, splash it
to splash.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
That's that's mon too.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Cincinnati flooding has been a bitch. Whoa helloa.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
One.

Speaker 7 (26:38):
The F word starts with out.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Tyler, what are you doing today?

Speaker 2 (26:47):
My man, not mon getting.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Oh great, awesome, that's a Where does Tiler work you
guys know?

Speaker 10 (26:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:55):
He drives.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
Like a bush. Very yeah, people around or something right,
really good?

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Yeah, bush like point people around.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Like dayheab dayhab dayhab.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Wait what located in lest Chester, Ohio? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (27:13):
Yeah, kind of close to the Liberty Center where you're
gonna be out.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
To be okay, great, yeah, yeah, yeah, tremendous.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
So if you see a bus around your area, just
jump jump onto the curb.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
They had any tag on there?

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
All right, Well, Tyler, is there any final words for
any of the UH former or or or presidents of today?

Speaker 6 (27:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (27:36):
You did good, real good.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
You did good.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Thank you President. And that's when.

Speaker 7 (27:44):
Tyler realized was an epitome of the best moment in
his life. The epitome of the best moment. I'm not
sure if those words go together, but when it's Morgan Freeman,
you can pretty much say anything you want.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
It all works, it really does.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Thank you, Thank you, Tyler. You take care of be
safe today.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
All right, buddy, We'll talk to you on Monday.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
Love you too, Blood, see you all right, but wow,
they take some time out.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
You guys have really got this bromance, bruin you and
you and Tyler.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
And the presidents. Yeah, yeah, we're all good friends.

Speaker 7 (28:16):
Now he's gonna drive us around later, we're gonna have no,
We're gonna have him drive the Beast Man.

Speaker 9 (28:24):
Oh really, it's the best car. It's the tremendious car,
blades better. The best car is even better than the Pokemobile.
A lot of people say the Pootmobil. I said, no,
the Beast, and Elon's building us a special Beast. It's
gonna be the biggest the Beast, and it's going to
be streamlined to be very very cheap expensive to make.

(28:44):
But he was going to figure out a way to
dreamline and we're gonna is not even gonna have wheels.
Elon said, we're gonna get rid of the wheels. Steve, Steve,
you're on the air.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 7 (28:57):
All I gotta say is I wonder if Frank needs
a little more cow bell.

Speaker 12 (29:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (29:02):
Oh, I got what you're saying there. Wow, I don't
even do Christopher walking. And I'm walking on and now
for you, we're friends. I'll see you on the seventh floor.
I think you have to work on the ding. I

(29:24):
got anything the that would be fun, Trump and Severance.
I just thought about that. That's just something they game.

Speaker 9 (29:29):
And we got into the elevator and I get out
of the elevator and I was a different me. I
was a different me. I did not remember. And now
how can I remember what I'm remembering? I didn't, you know,
because the servant chip, the servant chip doesn't affect me.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Why not that they can hear the y m c A.
But like during your stand up, will you do the
y m c A tonight?

Speaker 10 (29:51):
Well?

Speaker 5 (29:52):
I do?

Speaker 2 (29:52):
I do.

Speaker 9 (29:52):
I do the dances, the tremendous dance, which looks like
you're toweling off after a shower. And I also get underneath,
get the undercarriage, which is poudered, just like Christ's.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Frank Heleendo is here and he's at the Liberty Township
Funny Bone this weekend. You need to go see him.
And also right next to him is Sarah Aluise.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Oh night, and I will be seeing Frank also tonight.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
You're coming to the show.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Lots of Frank time today. I mean, hopefully it all
works out.

Speaker 7 (30:24):
When you snort, it's the funniest thing in the world.
It is almost like a threes company moment. Yeah that's
uh yeah, Brunette Three's company.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Who was it? That was Chrissy?

Speaker 7 (30:34):
Now Chrissy's the blonde right right, But she had the snort,
she would snort.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Is she the one that snorted?

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Yeah, I never knew that.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Yeah, yeah, Well she's snored on the show.

Speaker 7 (30:44):
Her laugh is like it was your laugh is no way,
you just you just lose air for a second.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Sometimes her whole laugh lose air. Sarah, what is it
that you wanted to share with everybody?

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Well, have you guys ever left something behind in an uber?

Speaker 6 (31:00):
No?

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Thank Christ, I've left sunglasses.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
My husband on our first date left behind.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
I left my husband in uber. Yeah, but on our
first date, he left behind his cell phone and his keys.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
See that's weird because guys.

Speaker 15 (31:12):
Normally just falls out of the pocket.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Oh yeah, that makes sense because we travel light, that's it.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Yeah, that's the most common.

Speaker 7 (31:20):
But now he has a man purse, so everything's okay.

Speaker 4 (31:23):
Sometimes he brings a backpack with him everywhere. I'm like,
you look like you're gonna do something that you shouldn't
be doing, Like we're gonna get in trouble with you
walking around with this backpack on. You know, I don't
want to say it out loud, but I'm not giving
off a good vibe.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
It's like a terrorist vibe.

Speaker 6 (31:39):
You know.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Does he have a beard.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Yeah, he's a little scutty. He'll be at the show tonight.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
Okay, maybe you'll know which one he is. If he's
trying to let a shoe on fire, don't.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Throw it, man in the middle, I don't your shoe throwing.

Speaker 7 (32:00):
I would have cut it. I would have cut it
with my giant hands.

Speaker 9 (32:03):
If a shoe was ever thrown at me like it
was at George Bush, I would have lacked it like
a three stooge and one of the three stooges.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Perfect so well.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
Uber has now released their newest Lost and Found Index,
New York City being the most popular when it comes
to stuff getting left behind.

Speaker 7 (32:22):
Think about that there, probably because there are so many
ubers taken in a day New York City.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
It's not as common here in Cincinnati, with most of
us have cars.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
I mean, but it's fair.

Speaker 7 (32:30):
I mean there, it's and it's taken over the cabs,
I think for the most part, for a lot of it.
But the that's how you get around all the time.
And the number of people. You multiply that and it's
it's got to be crazy rushing too. So you're probably
leaving a ton of stuff in there, just trying to
get away from other New Yorkers.

Speaker 4 (32:47):
Yes, yes, they're bringing their lives with them everywhere. And
the most common items getting left behind like what we
had talked about, keys, cell phone, and wallet. But they've
released this list of the most unusual that have been
left behind.

Speaker 7 (33:05):
Mother in laws, subjects big baby, mother in law's big baby?

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Am I a mother in law? Am I? A missing
in action?

Speaker 10 (33:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:20):
So mother in law goes missing in action? Frank, we
will look at you for that. Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
That's it, And I am Italian.

Speaker 7 (33:26):
We just don't check the desert, you know, as talking
of that.

Speaker 4 (33:30):
One of the most unusual items a mannequin head with
real human hair.

Speaker 7 (33:36):
With real human How do you test that? Wait a second,
how do you know it's.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Not looking at it knowing if it's real or not?

Speaker 7 (33:42):
Their like because of like Mad TV and My show
and all that stuff. You know a lot of times
they use yak hair, I guess, but human hair. Do
you know it's really they're testing it?

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Everybody looked at that and said, hey, that's real.

Speaker 7 (33:55):
But the's somebody looking at it saying I want to
test it, I want to see it.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
I would imagine it's a this is what I'm hoping
it's a hair dresser and she's in school and.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
She's got the head. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
I think it would be a great cis Miami. And
then yeah, looks like this head. You look like this
guy like his shoulder, somebody who was scalped by somebody.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
What is going on?

Speaker 1 (34:18):
That's so weird?

Speaker 4 (34:19):
Another one alive pet turtle left in the cab, left
in an uber or yeah, right, a urinal? What some
weird dirty dudes out there?

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Urinal like ripped off the wall?

Speaker 4 (34:34):
I guess so, Like I mean, New York being the
most popular, like I'm telling, lives behind.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
I don't know. Maybe they put it in the trunk
of the uber. Do that when you're traveling, you know,
open it up.

Speaker 15 (34:46):
But while you carrying porcelain porcelain urinals. That could be
it too, because they're doing everyday stuff. Yeah, we assume
we were do in our own cars. Yeah York, Yeah, okay,
I'll buy that.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
Not a person is walking around with the urinal ten
live lobsters.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Okay, nine maids of milk and.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Divorce papers.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Yes, those seemed fairly important.

Speaker 4 (35:19):
Yeah, maybe the divorce was off and they're like Auber,
who's just saying O zempic Okay, A bouquet of one hundred.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Roses that's from the divorce.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
That was.

Speaker 7 (35:36):
What's if this is all the same person, like just
at different times. Yeah, that would be. There's a short filming.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Divorce because they left the turtle in the other uber.

Speaker 7 (35:44):
And they're like getting along because this guy carries his.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Urinal right.

Speaker 4 (35:49):
Because they wanted to have lobsters. The final thing on
this list A bucket of feta cheese. A bucket, A
whole bucket, A bucket, Christopher, I have no idea just
what's on the list.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
You're supposed to This uber.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
Didn't do like a deep dive into this entire thing.
But the most odd items left behind in the car
a bucket of feta cheese. I mean, I love you
figured it out. Wasn't Fedimore Greek?

Speaker 6 (36:14):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (36:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
I've just like a cheese Italian.

Speaker 7 (36:17):
It would have been part of Jean if it was
my family, and that would have made sense. I could
see a bucket of shredded parmesan or something like that.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Ye, so uh yeah, that's I just a bucket.

Speaker 7 (36:31):
Anything in a bucket, like food wise, never seems as scrumptuous.
Looking at something that's on a plate I put in
a bucket, I think plastic, and I see the plastic.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Even a paper plate seems better. There's something about a plaque.

Speaker 14 (36:44):
The plastic.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Get a bucket, yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
How many chemicals are in this thing right now? Like
the other day we had a semi overturn carrying forty
thousand pounds of cheese.

Speaker 7 (36:54):
Yeah, well, I'm fine with that. I grew up in Wisconsin,
so that's kind of normally cheese.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Cheese out of a truck is fine. Just right out
of the back of the truck is good. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (37:03):
Yeah, you don't even have to have any the kind
of container, just in.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
A truck from the truck.

Speaker 7 (37:11):
It sounds like if my uncle was still alive, something
he would have done. I might add that because my
uncle Italian guy. Yeah, he was really full on, full
on Italian to the point where I can't tell you
everything about him in Chicago. Yeah, and he was like
like he was like mafia, but he was like it
with cheese, and he'd get mad about him, like, you
can't get cheese in Chicago?

Speaker 2 (37:30):
What I go to me? You can't get it, freaky,
you can't take the cheese. It's mine. I got a hold.
I got hold of the cheese. You understand, Franky?

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Can I get cheese from you.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Can't get it?

Speaker 7 (37:40):
Frank, I'm the guy with the cheese.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
There's nobody else getting cheese. Would that go through me? Franky?

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Do you understand?

Speaker 3 (37:48):
Like?

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Were so zero to one hundred within seconds? Oh? Yeah,
no longer? No, he had a Tesla modelesque plaid. That's
what is.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
You're not so mad about cheese cheese.

Speaker 7 (38:00):
Franky cheese and maybe you're saying, geez, I don't know, Franky.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
But also somebody is asking on Twitter if you do
any female voices? No, no, Robin Williams.

Speaker 7 (38:11):
Oh my goodness, that's an old one who knew. Okay,
we're back an amazing thing. It's the so I do
the Robin Williams where you grow a beard and win
the Academy Award?

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Do you know that kind of here? It is?

Speaker 9 (38:23):
I know.

Speaker 7 (38:23):
That's why I don't do it, because the ladies are
going instead of you know, you go from oh to
snort in a second.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Now, what an.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Amazing that's full range of emotions, isn't it. Okay, here
we go.

Speaker 7 (38:35):
Perfect.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
That was for a guy named John Wickham on Twitter.

Speaker 7 (38:39):
John Wickham, all right, I've seen his movies. Shouldn't have
killed his dog?

Speaker 2 (38:43):
You know, that's when the movie's over. It's gone as
soon as the dog dies them out.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Pretty sure that's when it started. I guess you're not
watching the bead of the movie. You're more like an appetizer.

Speaker 7 (38:52):
Okay, who knew. Let's play with things from an uber.
Here we go, and I'm tinkling. I'm tinkling. Okay, good thing,
we have this amazing you'arina? What a game we're playing today?
Oh look a bucket of cheese. Let's soak it dead, folks.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
Frank Calando is at the Liberty Township funny Bone this weekend.
He had to bail out of here for a second.
But John, you know who John Gruden is, right, you're
a sports.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
Fan, Cours.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
You got to get him into the studio this morning.
Lots of off season Bengals stuff to talk about.

Speaker 7 (39:28):
Well, tell you what, I'm here already. I don't know
why you guys are talking like I'm not around. I've
been sitting at this microphone, ready to go, man, a
little spider two? Why banana cream Pike? Has ever been
to Kings Island? You've been to Kings Ison. Get on
the stand up roller coaster? They still have the stand
up roller coaster Kings Island. I don't roller coasters. Yeah,
I heard about that.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Man.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
I heard you.

Speaker 7 (39:49):
He's scared of a roller coaster, se I am, And
I don't like you don't like them at all? What
do you get on the teapots?

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Is that one of those guys?

Speaker 7 (39:56):
Do you like the Mad Hatter or something like that?
Is that the kind of the kid Chris goes on?
They gotta believe you're I thought you're kind of a
guys guy. Turns out you're more of a teapot guy.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
I'm more of a guy than Chris.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
That's true.

Speaker 7 (40:13):
Yeah, man, I'm pretty big on the guys scale.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Yeah. People are Marv Sarah. Guy, what's going on with this?
What's going on here with this?

Speaker 10 (40:23):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (40:24):
What do you got going out with the Bengals? Wow?
The Bengals here? And Joe Burrow? You ever meet Joe Burrow?
I've never met him. They keep him far away from love.
Joe burrow Man, great guy.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
He's a guy I love him here in Cincinnati. We
just need to make sure that he stays healthy.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
I'll tell you what, man.

Speaker 7 (40:40):
Yeah, I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here's my handle,
here's my spout. I love Joe Burrow Man.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
I don't know. They have a rough go that keeps
pour money into this team. But you know they never
hit them.

Speaker 7 (40:53):
You know, I think they're going and they've been to
the super Bowl. Man, these guys, I know Bengals, they're
gonna get there. Man, I trust to get here. I
think they got a chance. Man, gotta keep Joe burrow healthy,
get that line going.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
Man, Well, they gave him the guys he wanted. They
extended Ta and Jamar, and now we got to work
on the O line.

Speaker 7 (41:11):
I tell you what I would bank on, Jamar Chase Man.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Guys money.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
That's a good idea.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Man, got a lot of money.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Hello, call, you're on the air. John Gruden is here.
We're talking football.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
Good morning, Oh oh country.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Jeff the drug Twister. I love the idea of this guy.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Man.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
He's he's an alcoholic. He just walks around Cincinnati. That's
a great idea. That's fun. We had a couple of
those guys with the Raiders.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Man, he sleeps in the mall. But now I'm a
Bengals playing. Yeah, he's a Bengals fan. Now that's good.
What kind of phone you on there? Man, it's a ghetto.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Okay, are you still staying at the hotel? Jeff? No, No,
I live in will I got him on an apartment here.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Oh got ant.

Speaker 9 (42:04):
In the world out on the side walk.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
Yeah, Price sal is a violent part of town. But
I guess it is better to sleep on the sidewalk.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
They don't bother me.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
I'm going up and getting They know I'm an alcoholic.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Yeah, yeah, What do you think about that? John?

Speaker 7 (42:19):
I think I think it. The first step is admitting
it to yourself. I think that's what it is. I
think you're eleven steps away, though, Man, take those eleven steps.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Lead here and there.

Speaker 10 (42:32):
But that's about it.

Speaker 12 (42:33):
Anyways.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
I got one thing in this fight, A real quick Yes.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Yeah, I doubt that, But okay, on the quickness part.

Speaker 10 (42:42):
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
What do you think I'm I'm saying that.

Speaker 12 (42:47):
You know there's a they keep telling on the news
about helping, like with the flog clean up, and they
showed the ball.

Speaker 8 (42:55):
I wonder if that bar will give you free booze
if you go down there and help them clean It's great.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
That's That's what I'd be worried about right now. Man,
that's the number one thing to be worried about, free booze.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
That's just trying to survived.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
Yeah, you should go down and try to help clean
up and make that deal with that about country John,
and then help.

Speaker 12 (43:17):
I don't want no money because I got money, but
they helped me out with some dreams.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
I'll do it. But yeah, yeah, maybe have a bus
driver tie taking down there. Man to Tyler, Yeah, Tyler
down there. Well, I got the map, you know, that's
my that's my transportation. I don't want to get into
you why I can't drive right. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
He's on a speakerphone, so it's all choppy. But uh,
any final words for John Gruden. He obviously is concerned
with your health and you know, living out there in
Price Hill, I know the.

Speaker 14 (43:52):
Way he's Man, I'm kind of concerned with his Hell.

Speaker 7 (43:55):
Yeah, yeah, I get a little uh, there's a little
truth to that. Man. I think you got me Uh,
I tend to let things build up inside of me
and then let them out quickly. So I'm gonna I'm
gonna take your advice. Yes, the therapist, you should probably
listen to my full statement.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
But thank you.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
You really helped me.

Speaker 9 (44:16):
Man.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Would you god see doctor spell to man?

Speaker 10 (44:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (44:21):
What were you thinking?

Speaker 1 (44:22):
What is your prom.

Speaker 7 (44:25):
If you're gonna bring me up, you gotta be ready
to get to quit cold turkey.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
That's what you're gonna have to do. No worry, I'm
quitting cold turkey.

Speaker 7 (44:35):
He no way, don't do it. Yeah, you go warm
other poultry. That's what you'll do, not cold turkey. You
go warm blogey.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
I'm pressing them. Cook, I don't eat. Oh, he's gonna
do the whole truck.

Speaker 7 (44:55):
Wait wait a second, your professional cook who's paying you?

Speaker 1 (44:59):
Don't buy in? Okay, Hamburger helper.

Speaker 7 (45:04):
Makes a great meal, manu and all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
It's you do.

Speaker 9 (45:14):
You do great stuff, and maybe we could use you
at the White Ash. We get we need a new
chef and we can get that's his name, drink Jeff,
Jeff Country.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Jeff President. We've had in the whole.

Speaker 9 (45:27):
World tremendous that we're gonna use you as on a commercial.
We're gonna have people. He's on Country Jeff. He's on
an Obama phone, mister President. So I apologize.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
He's already gone.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
He's already gone.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
Yeah, okay, this was interesting, So probably a good guy.
We haven't heard from Country Jeff, the drunk drifter and ages.
And today he calls in and having Tyler call in
and just interact with the voices that are in Frank's head.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
It's really the whole circus. And today I love it.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
I love that he called in today of all days,
and that is like, that's a tape that I'm gonna
keep forever.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
I'm trying to explain that he I don't do drugs.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
I'm an alcohol yeah, you know yeah, talking to John Dru's.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Any where I could help that guy. I think we
could do.

Speaker 7 (46:14):
We could do some unboxings, a lot of fun opening up.
What's that it's Jack daniels Man. You gotta try not
to drink it. Let's see if you can do that,
you know.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
Off there we were talking about because I asked Frank
because he you know, doing the uh the uh uh
John madd and I asked him, if you ever did.
Uh was asked to do like things job man is
no longer with us, like maybe some old tapes where
they need his voice to like fix something or whatever.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Yeah right, yeah, Well a.

Speaker 7 (46:42):
Long time ago there was they were doing a commercial
for It was, uh, I don't remember what it was for,
but Madden's singing Christmas carols. It was him and Dale
Earnhardt Junior, and they were doing some kind of fake
uh K Tell Records kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Uh deal.

Speaker 7 (46:58):
So uh they they called me and asked me if
I would audition to sing for Madden because he didn't
want to sing. I'm like, I'm not he's not gonna
want to do it because he didn't like me at
the time. I'm not sure if he ever liked me,
but I didn't meet him and it made his grandkids
laugh and that change thing, it seemed. But in terms
of that, I said, I'm not doing it. I'm like,
you have to pay me, like you know, some amount

(47:20):
of money and like we're not doing that. I'm like, well,
then I'm not recording it because you're not going to
use it. I'm not wasting my time. I ended up
making him pay me like a thousand dollars or something
like that, just to audition.

Speaker 10 (47:30):
And I was like, just not roasting on an open fire,
Jack frost nipping at your nose.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
And they're like, that's unbelievable.

Speaker 7 (47:39):
I know.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Good Luck.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Didn't get it. They didn't have it, they didn't do
it well.

Speaker 7 (47:45):
And you saw the commercials like just nuts roasting, like
it didn't fit at all. Now they're doing this Madden
movie and it's the you know who they've cast is
John Madden in it. I have no idea Nicholas Cage
of course, learnt it be?

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Yeah right right? Yeah. When I think when I think
John Madden, I think Nicholas Cage.

Speaker 7 (48:05):
Yeah, yeah, so, which I think cool because I love
Nicholas Cage.

Speaker 10 (48:10):
Ye.

Speaker 7 (48:11):
But then they they call me. My agent calls me
and he's like, they got a kind of a weird request.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (48:17):
They want you to do a zoom call with Nicholas
Cage and help them, you know, understand the Madden stuff.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
And I was like no.

Speaker 13 (48:24):
He's like, what do you mean.

Speaker 5 (48:25):
No.

Speaker 7 (48:25):
I'm like, no, I want to hang out with Nicholas Cage, right,
I don't care if it's ten minutes. I want to
do a Leslie Stall driving around in a convertible sixty
minutes talking to you know, with him.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Here's my monitor, lizard. That's what I want to do.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Yeah, hey folks, Sean Madden here boo, Yeah, we're going
to steal the Declaration of Independence.

Speaker 7 (48:44):
That's what I want to do. I could teach him
how to do it. I can teach him how to
get to that point because Nicholas Cage is up in here,
ye right here here, right in there, right and he'll
do it, and yeah, he'll get these people that are
keeping that. But you have to bring it down into
the glottal read and that's where it becomes John madd
I've done that thing before for you, right with uh

(49:06):
with uh Kermit the Frog and Fozzy bar Have I
done that for Kermit de Frog here that's a voice
that you can use. And then Fozzy bears a walk
A walk a walker. Now there's two different things here
through the nasal part is uh Kermit the Frog all
up here and then down there, ah walk. So when
you put those two things, you shift them around. So

(49:26):
if you take Kermit the.

Speaker 5 (49:27):
Frog and bring it down a little bit, it becomes
John c Riley, did you touch my drum set?

Speaker 1 (49:35):
So then if you add some mayrior to it.

Speaker 14 (49:36):
It becomes Mark Raffalo. I see this as an absolute win.
I had no idea we're even going to be doing that.
And if you bring it down even more, it becomes
Paul Giamatti. I believe that is one of the most
incredibly weird things I have ever been a part of.
Tighten it up and it becomes Jack Nicholson. Of course
old school.

Speaker 5 (49:55):
Right now, if you bring it back here, back to
John c Riley, and you laugh a little because the
Bert laughs, right, that's a Burt laugh, Ernie, Ernie was,
Bert was.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
But if you bring it in here, it becomes I
don't know, it's just which is very similar to that.

Speaker 7 (50:12):
And where's the where's the country?

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Jeff?

Speaker 2 (50:15):
I'd love to talk to him.

Speaker 7 (50:17):
And now if you if you even keep it in
the that part of your throat there, it becomes you
can make it become John Madden. And if you tighten
it up, it becomes Joe Rogan. Wow, Jamie, oh my god,
pull that up. That's nothing nuts. So so everybody's a
Muppets said, that's the it's the Muppets, the Muppets.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
How many impressions can you do.

Speaker 5 (50:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
It's just it, Yes, I don't know. There's probably maybe
who do you count?

Speaker 2 (50:43):
Do you count?

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Cartoon characters? Do you count? What do you count? And
sometimes just a cadence.

Speaker 7 (50:47):
If I could, I would just spend most of my
life pretending to be Robert Towney Junior. That's an interesting way.
It just burp out the second half of the sentence.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
Yeah, and talk was the time you called in and
you said you talk in like, uh, hashtags right or
something like that.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
He's like a human Twitter feed.

Speaker 10 (51:04):
Right.

Speaker 7 (51:05):
You could be giving out Academy Award, which supposed to
be about the nominees, but turn him back to himself,
like these people deserve yourpplause almost as much as I do.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Hashtag awesome.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
You know, it's just it's it's so he's always got
like a heartburn. Yeah, I just finished the sieven up.
Gotta burp out of moment.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
I'm just much better, Jarvis. What are we doing?

Speaker 7 (51:33):
Yeah, but there's all you know, you just play with
Some voices are so similar chrisms with of course, yes,
of course, but you're giving out your secrets. No, I
mean it takes a lot of time to do it,
and then you have to write the jokes for it.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
Staring at him. There's no way in hell I could
do what he's doing.

Speaker 7 (51:47):
Some if you want to do Morgan framing, you just
go down to say I yes, as deeply as you can, sir,
go ahead. So you gotta be quiet, so you can't
be it. So here's the first thing you do is
just relax your body and your throat and you ah yes, ah, yes.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
Oh yeah, So you're using too much. You're going you're
in here, you were in there.

Speaker 7 (52:08):
You gotta you gotta, you gotta feel it in your
chest and you're not gonna get this deeply. Yeah, so there,
oh yeah. So you see how how the sound of
your voice is like tight and smooth. You've got to
get rid of that to let the like you're bouncing
off the ground, just say like you're the doctor. Ah okay,
so now you got to bring that down. You gotta

(52:32):
be way quieter, be way quieter. You're still going like this,
get real close. Okay, that's where it has to start.
So that has to start. You go ah yes, ah yes,
oh yes, now you start to yes, yeah, you're still
making it too smooth.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
But so I'll go through it. So this is months
and years.

Speaker 4 (52:51):
Can you do it?

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Yeah? He could.

Speaker 7 (52:52):
And that's when don't do don't even start there, just
go ah yes, yes, all right, so keep keep doing it,
go keep going ah yes, now deeper, it's quieter, a
little quieter, Yes, stay there it is ah yes, ah yes.
Then you start to go ah yes, yes, and you
start to learn how to play that instrument, and then
you get the next phrase. Fact to the matter is

(53:14):
so then you get to that, and you keep going
and suddenly you learn how to talk like this all
the time. Suddenly you learn how to talk like this
all the time suddenly. And that's when I realized he
was headed to the Gotta be careful. It's twenty twenty five.

(53:38):
You got there two different You ever see that Morgan
and Morgan?

Speaker 1 (53:43):
H yeah, we just did it. That's awes well, that
was your best one. That's us sunny.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
You're thinking about it, Yeah, that was.

Speaker 7 (53:52):
It's Morgan Freeman and Tracy Morgan. Yes, Oh that's crazy
what they're talking about.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
I can help you.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
I want to get sup the new Morgan Morgan.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
That's the way it is.

Speaker 10 (54:08):
I think we found a new way to get advertising
I'll hit it a different way. You got hit, I
hit him in, I hit him back where it comes
right in the pocket book. Today's gone by so fast
that I thank him.

Speaker 7 (54:27):
Yeah, I can't believe it's nine o'clock, but it's free
money flipped down. It was like, uh, well, I thought
a lot of people will say that. When my friends
in Milwaukee that I grew up listening to that I
go on their show. It's like it's the day off Man.
You just come in and goof around, and they love
it when I come in because it's just and I
didn't even realize. That's what I like about you guys,

(54:47):
is that I can come in here and have fun.
Some places it's not like that it's like work. This
is like hanging out.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
I really appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
You find when there's less people in the studio. Uh no,
I think it's Oh it is Sutter.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
The picture?

Speaker 7 (55:04):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Is he a picture?

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Is that?

Speaker 3 (55:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (55:07):
Pictures?

Speaker 4 (55:08):
And when you and I were talking about Josh Sneid,
I'm like, I guarantee it's him because that dude is
one of the funniest guys on our team.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
Plus he's big into doing impress.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
Yeah, Brent Souter.

Speaker 7 (55:17):
He signed a ball for me that Patrick Kean, who's
on the show has through Josh Sneid. Yeah, great guy,
and uh Josh make a shirt out of it. Uh,
that's that just had to process go back to being
on the show.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
But I just I saw it.

Speaker 7 (55:33):
That's how that's how my brain works is now you
can tell why I go from voice to voice. That
could be Adam Sander talking about it, and all of
a sudden, Margan Fraeman stops in. Robert Towney Junior says, hello,
Chris hems.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
Ruth, of course, what are you doing over here? What's
going on?

Speaker 7 (55:45):
Chris Evans? Wait a second? That was that was Mark Ruffalo.
Chris Evans is here right in there. We get it
all figured out. Go John Men, John Grew.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
And I'll tell you was man.

Speaker 7 (55:54):
Morgan Fraeman popped back in because he can't remember if
he did or not. Jeff Goldbla, of course, did you
touch my drum set? I don't know why he's doing that.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Why is he doing that? It's not part of the show,
of course it isn't, is it?

Speaker 3 (56:06):
No?

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Yeah, she has a huge crush on you.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
Do you you do?

Speaker 10 (56:11):
Why?

Speaker 7 (56:11):
Why?

Speaker 5 (56:11):
Why?

Speaker 4 (56:13):
Jeff involved of course we can. I need like a
romantic music that is romantic. I need like the adults
show music, like down.

Speaker 10 (56:26):
Music.

Speaker 7 (56:26):
It's jeff hell, yes, of course, but I'm ready to
get funky.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
Yes we're going to get down. You you said what
you said? You're married? Yes?

Speaker 3 (56:39):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (56:39):
For how long you want to play?

Speaker 7 (56:44):
We could discuss, of course we can. Uh and me
being older dinosaurs will find a way to survive.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Yes, here's another one. Here's another one.

Speaker 7 (56:55):
Must go faster, yes, uh. Innuendo is actual innuendo? Oh
my goodness, what are we doing here? So?

Speaker 1 (57:04):
What's do you have a story that we're talking and
you just want to hear me with this music?

Speaker 2 (57:10):
I unscrew the story.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
That's That's exactly where I was going with this. I
believe what are we doing?

Speaker 7 (57:18):
What's the story? Let's talk about it? Because the people?

Speaker 10 (57:20):
The people?

Speaker 1 (57:21):
What the people? He's like a tour guide and a
tourist all wrapped.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
Up a notice that he's a man of many talent.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Yeah, but he does that thing. It's like who what's that? Who?

Speaker 7 (57:29):
The statue of liberty? I'm glad you asked. I'm going
to describe it now because that's my job as the
tour guide.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
I'd like to give you a tour.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
He's even got the riz down.

Speaker 7 (57:39):
Yes, of course, it's it's one of those things that
it's it's fun to be a part of.

Speaker 4 (57:51):
Something also fun going on. I'm busreus. It's here in Ohio,
in case you didn't know. It's about two and a
half hours north of US population of ten thousand.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
We have a strip club.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
Oh yes, it's getting better.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
Strip club making the headlines. It's called fantasy Land West.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Oh, yes, much better than what fantasy Land east. Of course,
the west side. This is the best west side.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
Yes, the report says.

Speaker 4 (58:16):
After a little tip, the Crawford County Sheriff's Office executed
the search board at Fantasy Land on Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
The investigation has.

Speaker 4 (58:24):
Now revealed that the dancers had allegedly been involved in
some sexual acts for some extra money in the private
VIP rooms.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
Yeah, this fine establishment.

Speaker 7 (58:35):
This is a shocker, really, yes, shocker.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
Of course if Jeff Goldbland worked at a strip club,
how would he introduce the strippers.

Speaker 7 (58:43):
Here comes a lovely lady as she's in town for
just a couple of days. But look at the like
her legs.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
What do they do?

Speaker 7 (58:49):
They go all the way up. Of course, I don't
know what that means. But she's slowly but surely going
to reveal everything. Her names Andy, and she likes to
what she likes to play candy Land, Yes, fantasy lamb.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
Time to go for a gum drop? Yes, of course.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
So three people, three people now taken in one identified
as this lady named Barbara, Barbara who thirty one years
old and now been charged with engaging in prostitution. So
her mugshots everywhere, I'll get that up on w E
Bon's face.

Speaker 7 (59:24):
Oh yes, of course, You've got to be very careful
not to indulge yourself overly.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
You mussed.

Speaker 7 (59:31):
You must abide by the rules, the rules of what
the rules of the professional Stripperrea, Yes, Jeffrey, Yes, yes, yes, yes,
I love it when you say Jeffrey is very funny.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
I get a little tingle, you get a little hands
in yourself when you have to strip.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
Yes, no prostitution stuff.

Speaker 7 (59:52):
No no, And that's exactly how it's stated in the
police report. Exactly prostitution stuff.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
Yes, keep your hands yourself and don't no what is that?
No touch your no, no spot is that what they
used to teach you?

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
In school.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
Yeah, when they use the Barbie dolls.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
But now the detectives are saying that they're gonna be
going through all the videos at this club, including that
VIP room.

Speaker 7 (01:00:13):
Difficult job, hard job, hard is the right word, Yes,
of course, like Brendle fly okay, yes.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
Can you imagine all the guys at the scene, like
I'm on the video.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
Can I do video footage?

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
I'll look through it all.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
I'd love to have that job.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
Have you ever been to a like a place like
that and been into the champagne room Jeff goldblo No, no, no.

Speaker 10 (01:00:40):
No, no, no, no no no.

Speaker 7 (01:00:43):
I'm a good guy, but I have. I have done
some of the dancing depen on a thong and the
gold the blooms. I understand.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
That's great.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
My whole weekend is made.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Yeah, so it's just be gone.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
We got to get the commercials.

Speaker 5 (01:01:07):
Well.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
Thank you very much, Sarah Leason, Thank you very much
to Golden Bloom.

Speaker 7 (01:01:11):
Yes, it's just something's blooming right now.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
I like the idea of what the flowering situation. Oh
what a sound effect is. Frank Caliendo is here with us.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
He's been here all morning since seven o'clock, hanging out,
which I appreciate because it gives us an easy day.
Yet I'm tired from laughing, which is fun because we
didn't have to really do anything today, Sarah A Leasa, just.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Laugh all day and then we're gonna be laughing tonight
at Liberty Funny Bone.

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
Yes, which they're lucky to have you. Frank, I really
appreciate that. You know you're coming in and coming in
here and giving us this stuff for free. No, that's
all part of it.

Speaker 7 (01:01:52):
And by the way, Frank on stage dot com brings
you to my website which has information for the Liberty Funnybone.
You go to can go to their site from there
and stuff like that. But all the different dates around
the country of your travel, you can't make it this weekend. Yeah,
I'm in Columbus on Sunday. That's that's I guess. Tonight's
getting close to sold out already. A Deliberty Funnybone. Tomorrow's

(01:02:13):
Tomorrow will be sold out probably by the end of
the by midday tomorrow maybe, and then Sunday, I think
at the Columbus Funnybone is going to be sold out
the next day or so too, So I know your
signal goes out to people everywhere. So no, see that's interesting.
So you you got Frank on stage because people haveing
trouble spelling. Yes, but although you can spell Collando the

(01:02:34):
letter see the word alien and the word do Frank
Collendo see alien do if you remember see alien d O,
you can spell Frankcollendo dot com, but Frank on stage
dot com directs you to that. So it's America. Well,
I was in I was in you know, I was
in uh, I was in where was it? Minneapolis? Minnesota?
And they're like, are you Frank Klamari? Yeah, I'm breddedge trip.

(01:02:58):
That's exactly a breaded squid. Squid, It's yeah, So I
don't know it's but that's when I realized I'm not
going And that's when Frank realizes, don't make them spell it.
These Viking folk are not really able to figure out
how to spell Kelly.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
And now, when you were doing Frank, I remember seeing
the promos for Frank TV.

Speaker 3 (01:03:20):
What was that a TBS RBS. Yeah, now that was
I love show business stories. So when you got pitched
for that, obviously that was a big deal. What was
I don't know how much you want to say, how
much like the cash was for that, like when they
pitch it, I.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
Mean it's oh, well, there wasn't. There wasn't.

Speaker 7 (01:03:39):
But it wasn't huge because it was TBS and they
hadn't done anything like that before. They weren't doing a
lot of original programming, So yeah, that was a big deal.
I think it was twenty thousand dollars an episode, which
is in TV money, not that much. I mean because
you're only doing ten episodes, so it's two hundred thousand,
which in regular person money in the mid of the
middle of the country.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
Couping was that's great money. But in LA you're in
an apartment.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
You know, oh yeah, probably three square feet and you got.

Speaker 7 (01:04:06):
To pay people out of that. But it wasn't just
to be an actor. It was to be a writer.
It was to be a producer on the show. It
was all sorts of credits to the show. So they
weren't paying to me as just an actor. Sketch TV
never pays anything, etcetera. Live your first contract. I don't
know what it is now. When I was at mad TV,
they were paying people like five six thousand dollars in episode.

(01:04:27):
I remember you got to pay a publicist, you got
to pay ten percent to an agent or agent manager
and lawyer probably takes twenty five percent out of the top,
and then you got to pay taxes, so it's less
than a eBay's pay tax, but it's half. Yeah, I mean,
so it's not the money that it seems like when
you hear these huge numbers, when you get to these

(01:04:48):
like tens of thousands in an episode, like somebody's making
one hundred thousand dollars, that's that's crazy money obviously, But
you only do a certain amount of episodes, and you're
working weeks at a time, and sometimes you got to
go back and fix some stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
So yeah's just NonStop over there.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
So how much it's like at what point during it,
because it's a lot of work. It was. It was
crazy because we were shooting like we were.

Speaker 7 (01:05:09):
We had a small budget, so we were we were
recording I had I was reading most of it off
a telepropter I was I was doing because I didn't
even time close to memorize it, right, right, I mean,
we had to shoot pages and pay people came in there,
like how much how many are you shooting a day?
I'm like, I had to shoot three sketches and I
wasn't they wanted me in everything. I wanted a cast,
and they wanted it just to be me because it's

(01:05:30):
Frank TV. Yeah, but you know, Chappelle had other people
with him and stuff like that too. I mean one
of the most famous Chappelle episodes is Charlie Murphy getting
all the glory, right. Yeah, it's it's it's different. So
I was all about I grew up playing sports, so
I was like a team member. They don't really play
a lot of sports in LA. It's all everybody going
to I Me, me, Me. And when I was out

(01:05:51):
there doing that kind of stuff, They're like, dude, don't
you want to be I'll be good. I mean, look
at Seinfeld. Jerry isn't the thing that makes everything happen.
He's the he's in He's the through line, but a
lane and George and Kramer and Newman every and then
the weird characters that pop in amongst them. That's what
makes it great.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
You can't just be you. It runs out too fast.
Drew Carrey had great people around him. That's the way
you do it is you have.

Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
They elevate you. It's not having a team. So did
you did at some point did you during it where
you're like, I hope this ends. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:06:27):
When they when they when they called and the president
of the network called and said it's canceled. I was like, well, man,
I don't know how much more I get this. I
could have done anyway I would have wanted to. But
at the same time, it's like it's just so much
all the time, and you got to try and do
a new impression and the new stuff, and you just
start running out of things you don't have time to
come up with. And we got cut short by the

(01:06:48):
writer strike in the first seat, and then the second
season he did it again, so you know some of
the stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
And then by the time it was edited, they wanted
it edited.

Speaker 7 (01:06:56):
So tightly that they took the funny out of it
right front, like they would just do punchline after punch
and after punchline when you don't have a setup, the
punchline doesn't seem like anything.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
It's like just it's yeah, and.

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
It looks like it's not my style anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
And again it looks like you're trying too hard.

Speaker 7 (01:07:11):
And it wasn't that we had great executive producers around
all kind of but just too many chefs in the
kitchen and it got on the wrong side. Just yeah,
it just didn't end up being what I wanted it
to be. The premise is what I wanted to be,
but by the end, by the execution of it, I
was like, oh, they cut that out and then they
put laughter, and I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
The great stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
It's kind of like, uh, it's worth maybe doing it
yourself and then selling it. Well, that's what it would
be nowadays. I mean Key and Peel, That's how they
did their show. They held out and they took way
less money and did what they wanted to and Comedy
Central were more hands off, So that was the smart
way to do it. I just wasn't the smart guy.
They were way more but it was smart and they

(01:07:54):
were more creative guys too.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
You learn as you go. I need it. I wanted.

Speaker 7 (01:07:57):
I wanted because I was lazy. I wanted writers around me.
Those guys wrote most of their stuff. So it's just
a better it's a better way to do it. What
you need is a group of people around you to write.
You can be the and then be in charge of that.
And yeah, like you said, but that's what that's what
the world is becoming anyways, create your product and then
sell it to a streaming service which is way better.

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
Yeah, and and now do you own it Frank TV? No,
I know, I don't. I don't. I don't even know
if I could get clips from it. I was so
fat during part of it too. I was so fat.

Speaker 7 (01:08:31):
I look back and I go, oh, man, I could
have been so much I would have been so much
better had I not looked like Cartman from South Park.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
Frank Callendo is here in the studio with us.

Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
He's at the Liberty Township funny Bone this weekend, where
apparently you won't be eating the uh you know, the bar.

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
Food after I only eat in the morning. I eat
one time a day.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
You do, Yeah, like what a what all are you eating?

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
Whatever is in front of me.

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
I'll just go and eat a bunch of gack fat talk.

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
Because I was almost three hundred five eight, I guess, yeah,
I'm five to six.

Speaker 7 (01:09:04):
I was probably, Uh, I was probably I didn't look
I'd lost a little bit of weight and I was
two thirty five, so I was probably two fifty at
this height, which is basically bowling ball.

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
Yeah, and your angles in your bottom of your feet hurt.

Speaker 7 (01:09:19):
Yeah, but I mean I always had thin legs. It
was weird because I had like runner's legs and my
arms were never fat. But just like right in my middle,
it's like a barrel a tick. Yeah right, I could
have been the tick without the muscles.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
But but you're doing the intermittent fa.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:09:34):
I lost a lot of weight that way and exercising
though too. But I just if I could get rid
of sugar, i'd be one hundred and fifty pounds. It'd
be thin. Were Italian, Yeah, but I mean it's in
your culture. Yeah, I mean, but it's just chocolate cream pie.
Isn't an Italian Let's be honest. Yeah, to wash it

(01:09:54):
down like I would eat the pie and milk it
and wash it down with the milkshake. So yes, and no,
I mean but I eat just in that window of
time and then burn it off the rest of the day.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
Drink. No, I've never even been drunk, so really, wow.

Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
I think that's the biggest thing, is cutting out alcohol.

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:10:11):
Well, see how my Irish and I was a big
vodka guy and beer and stuff. So I quit drinking
over two years ago, so that was a big thing.
I never drank I wasn't a soda guy and all
that stuff. But I went the route of of just
slicing my body up. I had surgery and had right off.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
You've had two different surgeries, right, well.

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
Yeah, then you had the access skin, so I had
all that cut off too.

Speaker 7 (01:10:35):
Oh right, yeah, that's uh. I remember when Will Sasso
had to do that at mad TV. Yeah, he lost
a ton of weight and there was this stuff hanging
out there.

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
So that looks worse than being fat. Yeah, yeah, it looks. Yeah,
it's like.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
There's nothing you can do about it. You can't work
out and trim it up and skin.

Speaker 7 (01:10:50):
Yeah, yeah, you gotta just cut that out. Yeah yeah, No,
I never got mine. I guess my skin's pretty elastic
or something, or it wasn't big enough where it was.

Speaker 3 (01:10:59):
Well as fast as it did for us because or
I don't know what he did. What did he do
to lose his weight? I don't know surgery, I don't
know it was. I think it was before I was
even there.

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
Okay, but yeah, I'm not sure.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
Okay, I know, yeah, because mine was so abrupt because
I had that surgery, that's why.

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
It was all hanging there and all right, yes, yeah,
so it didn't give it time. Yeah yeah, back to Yeah,
so you're doing it right, the right way, yeah process.
Yeah yeah, so that's but I don't know, that's tough.

Speaker 7 (01:11:28):
Yeah, I just exercise a ton because what I'll do
is I'll eat the junk and then exercise.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
Because of that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
But what I running, well will trim me up.

Speaker 7 (01:11:38):
Jogging, Yeah, because I think it's the it's like the
the concept of the shake weight. You remember when people
have a shake weight. When you jog, your whole body
gets jarred. Walking is one thing I've heard that walking
doesn't make you as hungry, but you got to take
a lot more steps.

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
Oh yeah, yeah, Oh you got to walk.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
Like ninety minutes as you could go run two miles
and burn the same.

Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:11:57):
Well two miles takes me ninety minutes five six. My
end seam is like twenty eight. So I but I
I try to do a lot of different things and
just once I stopped eating at night. Like people when
they see me on stage, you're like, what you look
like you popped out of Frank Calliando. So it's it's
an interesting situation.

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
I still have a giant head though, well you know,
Sarah will she'll eat like sweets and all that stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:12:24):
I love ballpark food, I love Skyline chili and anything
with chocolate on it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
Chocolate is chocolate is I would I'm a diet coke drinker.
Oh really, She'll leave here and go run for forty days,
all right?

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
Yeah? I could just eat chocolate covered chocolate. That's whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:12:40):
See, I was a monster forever and I just eat
like to I look at labels and do all that crap.

Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
Now I have no discipline. I can't do it. It's
like if someone puts a big old cheeseburger in front
of me right now, like I'm gonna eat it. If
someone did that with you, like Christopher, you could.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
Runway Yeah, I run out of the room. Ye yeah,
I mean, and then and what do we do? We
look at you, fatty, Yeah, we'll call.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
I did gain some weight in college, and then I
got to get.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
To yeah one o two, yeah exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
I gained like fifteen pounds in college.

Speaker 4 (01:13:14):
And then I joined a running group and then I
got really big into like the marathon running, and I
was addicted.

Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
Oh really that sounds like the way. I would way
rather be addicted to chocolate than addicted to running.

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
That addicted to both.

Speaker 7 (01:13:26):
Here's the thing. When I run my leg I got
fifty one year old male legs. My legs don't work anymore.
I try to run your knees, can't you my whole
body like it's It's an interesting thing for me because
I didn't do anything for twenty five years. I was
a you know, high school athlete and stuff like that.
I didn't do anything, and then you try to do
it again. You're like, none of this stuff moves at
the pace you think it's going to.

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
That's right.

Speaker 7 (01:13:47):
Cardio is not hard for me, but my legs don't
want to do it. They just don't want to go.
The churn, isn't there. I'm more slow poke Rodriguez than
speedy Gonzales. You know, there's no there's no Fred Flintstone churn.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
With his car type of thing.

Speaker 7 (01:14:02):
Is I get it?

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:14:02):
I remember in high school, just down in Mountain Dews,
that's all like whatever because I did track and field
and wrestling whatever you want. And then you did that
after high school and you're like not doing practice anymore,
and then you're like, what the hell happened?

Speaker 1 (01:14:15):
I can't believe some of the things that some of
the sodas I used to drink.

Speaker 7 (01:14:20):
If I drink them now, I'd be like, I'm just
like this is this just tastes like you're a hard
candy crushed up.

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
I can't do it.

Speaker 7 (01:14:28):
Yeah, I can't do a diet soda for some reason.
I can drink, but really, but it's it's not just
sug water for me. Yeah, it's not the it's not
the sugar itself, because I can eat chocolate cookies all
day long.

Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
I'm that kind of sweet person. Yeah, there's uh, we're
so fat.

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
We are first and I get into these like food
conversations every day we find outside the.

Speaker 7 (01:14:49):
Demo, right, what's the about food? Oh, I'll tell you
what my favorite chocolate And this is not a commercial.
I'm not paid by them or anything. It's here in
OHI Malley's. You have that here, It's in Cleveland Chocolate
Bars Choco, but they have they have chocolate covered potato chips.

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
Oh yeah, see yes, and it is. I am salivate.
Pavlov would be happy right now. I am. It's one
of my favorites. I'll do the chocolate. I still will.

Speaker 3 (01:15:21):
I just ordered them from uh because I go to
Kroger today to pick up my groceries. Is the the
almond covered black the dark dark chocolate almond covered, so
they cover the chocolate with the almond. I think you're
doing it backwards.

Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
Yeah, yeah, it is backwards. Chocolate covered almonds.

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
Y yeah, Frank, I'll just cover anything in chocolate on
top of chocolate.

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
Yeah, that's my goat my chocolate covered almosts. That's good.

Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
It's dark chocolate almonds because that's better for you. It's
like crackless crack.

Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
Yeah. You get greater cream while you're here, Frank, some
Greater's ice cream. They've got this.

Speaker 4 (01:15:55):
Double chocolate, double double chocolate flavor out right now.

Speaker 7 (01:16:00):
I feel like I'm at like I just left the
AA meeting with a couple of dealers who are like
stalking the AA meetings to get you off the h
is it on the wagoner off?

Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
I so happy that you go. There is a Graters
right next to where you're performing at. Oh really in
Liberty Center. Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
I can't eat at night.

Speaker 3 (01:16:18):
I'm not from here as far as growing up here,
and I know Graters, you know, And I like their
ice cream.

Speaker 1 (01:16:25):
I love it and stuff. But to me, it's just
like any other ice cream so I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
It has a very special flavor to it.

Speaker 7 (01:16:33):
Anyways, there's one that's in Cleveland too that they had.
I gotta ask my wife. My wife just texted me too.
She's in uh, she's in Phoenix right now, okay, and
talking about how she couldn't sleep last night. I had
a headache last night and my neck was sore, so
I couldn't get comfortable all night.

Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
So she is she listening?

Speaker 2 (01:16:53):
I love marriage conversation.

Speaker 7 (01:16:54):
Then at four I was uncomfortable and couldn't get my
pillow right, So why is she tell you? Because I answered,
I said, she said she's been up since four am.
And the dog we have a Saint Berna doodle. Yeah,
and he's one hundred and forty pounds and he just
wanted to sit outside.

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
To get to Yeah. Oh geez's huge.

Speaker 7 (01:17:18):
Remember that dog Barkley on Sesame Street. Yes, it's not
Charles Barkley, different guy. Knuckle here. He's that size, like
he's like and he just runs over everything. And apparently, yeah,
and apparently while I'm not there, he's decided he dude,
he's the king of the house.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
Yeah, he's taking it.

Speaker 7 (01:17:36):
And my wife's not real happy. About it, and she
wants She's the one who wanted him. She's like, can
I have another kid? No, I would get four or
five more dogs? Will will he do you a favor?
And bump the mother in law into the pool trying
trust me? What can you do for me?

Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
That's not safe to be here?

Speaker 3 (01:17:57):
Yeah, Frank Caliendo is here at the Liberty Township Funny
Bone all this weekend and doing are you doing any
TV and all today?

Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
For today?

Speaker 13 (01:18:07):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
Your hookup for me? And that's it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:09):
Yeah, it's funny because yeah, he's doing one of our
sports stations here in our building. And uh, because I'm
always goofing this dude Austin that does the show.

Speaker 7 (01:18:20):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
He didn't believe that, Frank, because Frank.

Speaker 10 (01:18:23):
Hit me up.

Speaker 1 (01:18:23):
He goes, who else could I do it? I said,
I do Austin as a show and Tony Pike and
they didn't believe it.

Speaker 7 (01:18:29):
So it was April first. Yeah, I texted him on
April or I think I do it. They didn't believe me,
and I didn't. I didn't realize it was April first,
and like I was trying to do all sorts of
business on that day and it's just a horrific idea,
and I'm sending him pictures of me in my closets literally,
not figurative.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
It's true. I saw the videos.

Speaker 7 (01:18:50):
I think he was just egging me on to do
more and more, just so he could see what he
could get out of me. But I wanted to get on,
so I was like, I'm a war or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:18:57):
Well, because whenever Austin is doing show, if I'm in
the car, I'll call in to a show and break
his balls and stuff, because you know, whatever he's working, he's.

Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
The one running the board, so he probably doesn't even
put you through, does he.

Speaker 3 (01:19:10):
No, he does, but always break his balls because he
always sits in his cubicle and watches Dan Patrick show
and writes down everything he says and then just goes
on his show and says it over again. So I'll
call in and pretend to be a caller and I'll
be like, and you just watch Dan Patrick who says
what he says and then he understands who it is
and bails out, so he doesn't believe anything. So he
was like, I didn't think it was really frank. So

(01:19:32):
I made him make all these videos for me and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:19:34):
And I thought. I mean, you do mess around with
people a lot like that.

Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
Everybody spooped, nobody, nobody trusts you. That's great, really smart.
The divorce has starting to make more sense.

Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
That's why nobody believes that getting.

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
Into so question it.

Speaker 7 (01:19:49):
I think even his wife for future non wife is
a yeah, it doesn't. They take a big man here. Really,
you're really.

Speaker 2 (01:19:57):
Need to coughing paper is actually real?

Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
Yeah, and did you leave him in the uber?

Speaker 2 (01:20:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:20:04):
Yeah, that's a story from the eight o'clock Hour Ladies.

Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
And now Frank Caliendo will be at the Liberty Township
Funny Bone.

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
Is there two shows or just just one?

Speaker 7 (01:20:12):
I won't I won't do the I dislike doing I
will do it once in a while a Friday late,
but most of the time, I'm like, let's not do
this to people.

Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
They don't want it. Most you have the jog.

Speaker 3 (01:20:23):
Yeah, So tonight Saturday and then off the Columbus on Sunday. Yeah,
and they're all pretty early. Tonight's probably like seven o'clock
or seven thirty.

Speaker 1 (01:20:32):
Yeah, I think it's seven, and Sarah will be out there.

Speaker 3 (01:20:34):
She's got a kissing booth that she'll set up after
the show. So it'll be a meet and greet there.

Speaker 7 (01:20:39):
Oh yes, warming of the lips right now, getting him ready?

Speaker 1 (01:20:46):
Yeah, that really does get her going.

Speaker 7 (01:20:48):
It's uh you let me gold, Yes, let's see it.
Seven o'clock for the show tonight tomorrow, six thirty. Oh wow, No,
it's six six and eight o'clock, six o'clock at eight o'clock.
Way twice, the door open, two shows tomorrow, two shows tomorrow,
show at eight thirty six and eight thirty tomorrow. So

(01:21:08):
you didn't even know six and no, no, no, I'm
Jeff Goblin. Why would I know about Frank Alando shows? Also,
just getting ready for the kissing Booth.

Speaker 2 (01:21:18):
This should be a good time tonight, kissing booth.

Speaker 1 (01:21:22):
That's going to be what it's going to be?

Speaker 7 (01:21:24):
Uh fun homes homes, No, that's apartments dot Com. I'm
homes dot Com. Sony Morgan Freeman is homes dot com
and I have apartments dot Com. Between the two of us,
we house everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:21:39):
What a way to go? Is anything for everyone? And
Christopher Walken condos dot com. So we do it?

Speaker 2 (01:21:48):
Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (01:21:50):
Maybe John c Rally trailers dot Com. That's a good
one too.

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
What about John Gruden?

Speaker 7 (01:21:55):
Tell you what man, I just live out in the
open like country Jeff used to do. Man to live
in a football stadium, a football stadiums dot com Man,
little Spider. We're gonna open up some boxes from some
different college teams from all over the country.

Speaker 1 (01:22:14):
We're doing that today. Man, it's gonna be tremendous.

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
Oh, we need to do this more all dude.

Speaker 3 (01:22:21):
There is a great video if you don't if you're
thinking about going, you know, and if you're just like
teetering on going tonight or this weekend to see Frank
at Delivery Township funny bone watch when John Gruden had
you come and talk to the team.

Speaker 1 (01:22:36):
I did that twice. I did one.

Speaker 7 (01:22:38):
I did them both with the Raiders two preseason games
and I yeah, it's not hard knocks and they won.
They won the game each of those games.

Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
So I have two. He sent me footballs. I have
game balls.

Speaker 7 (01:22:50):
So there are linemen who've been in the NFL for
twenty years and not twenty years, ten years, eight years,
whatever on in line, working super hard.

Speaker 1 (01:22:59):
Never got a game ball. I have to awful. I
love when you come walking in. You got the visor
on him something and he loves it.

Speaker 7 (01:23:09):
Oh yeah, he's the one that invite you come down
and talk to my team, talk to the guys.

Speaker 2 (01:23:13):
It's like a badge of honor.

Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
I'm on down there, man, it's gonna be good.

Speaker 3 (01:23:17):
That's cool though, because you know he's a I mean
that's he's an incredible coach and that to have control
like that, you wouldn't think that a guy that's serious
would he is.

Speaker 1 (01:23:26):
He's no, that's the thing people don't know. He's. He's funny.

Speaker 7 (01:23:29):
He's a big ball buster and he is. He walks
in like I'm the rooster man. Got a doodle dude.

Speaker 2 (01:23:36):
But that's good to know about him.

Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
Yeah, oh yeah, he's like.

Speaker 7 (01:23:39):
That's why people don't understand he's he is constantly when
he sees me, like he picks a body partner. Like
he sees me, he's like, hey, what's up that chest air? Man?

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
What you been eating?

Speaker 14 (01:23:49):
Man?

Speaker 7 (01:23:50):
You eating all the you've been eating the crust on
your bread. My grandpa used to see the crust puts
hair on your ches. Are you a big drinker?

Speaker 2 (01:23:56):
Man? You look like him too.

Speaker 1 (01:23:59):
That's free you right man?

Speaker 7 (01:24:03):
And then you look like it's gonna back to Yes,
your has been better. Look out because Cartman. Uh size
gold Bloom is ready to go, Sarah and up the
ante of the kissing booth.

Speaker 3 (01:24:19):
You to be honest, if you were to call you
as Jeff Goldblum, would it pass?

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
I really would think that it's no. First, I would
think that it's you messing with me in some way
using a I okay, But besides that, yeah, I would.

Speaker 1 (01:24:34):
I would think it's it's crazy to the world we
live and what are we going to do? I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:24:39):
I don't know, but we uh will try. We'll try
your best not to not to watch deceive you.

Speaker 2 (01:24:49):
Now if you can do Kevin Costner, Oh, yes.

Speaker 7 (01:24:51):
I can't, but I can create water world my goodness.

Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
Yes that's with this chicken these old men.

Speaker 7 (01:25:00):
Yeah right, it's next up Anthony Hopkins.

Speaker 3 (01:25:04):
Oo.

Speaker 1 (01:25:09):
Sarah's Instagram live is on right now, but it's just
it's on Frank, so people there.

Speaker 7 (01:25:13):
He is Frank not paying attention to w E B
N and just doing Sarah's little Instagram feed.

Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
Truth of the matter is.

Speaker 2 (01:25:21):
It's like ten people on right now. Sarah looks rough,
she does not look good.

Speaker 9 (01:25:26):
There's a lot of problems and a lot of people
are saying Sarah you've gained it some weight. You look
like a chipmunk.

Speaker 2 (01:25:32):
How did you? You look like a chipmunk on his
way to a guinea pig? How did you do it?

Speaker 1 (01:25:39):
Joe Biden shows up, folks, Come on, what are you doing?
We're instagramming on WBN. He's lost because here makes sense? Lost,
great TV show. We're doing Loss with the side teld characters.
I don't know what's happening.

Speaker 7 (01:25:52):
Then, hey, Jerry, don't worry. The ending sucks.

Speaker 1 (01:25:58):
Haven't done.

Speaker 7 (01:25:59):
Then, well I don't even know that. Now I gotta
lean in. I'm leaning in doing u instagram My goodness.
But that's a good angle. That makes me look to
like way thinner.

Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
I like this one. Yeah, see now you sound like
a broad.

Speaker 7 (01:26:13):
Yeah, I'm just chunky enough. People say I look like
Matt Damon a little bit at times and on some
of the things. Yeah, I call myself fat Damon. So
that's a great angle.

Speaker 2 (01:26:25):
You like mature Damon. I know all the angles.

Speaker 1 (01:26:28):
Yeah, I was gonna say, what do you look like
on the like, you must look like elator.

Speaker 2 (01:26:34):
Propped up on like the bubblehead box.

Speaker 7 (01:26:37):
That's I would thought. Oh that looks I mean, that's
I have a really giant head and face. Yeah, I
don't look that good.

Speaker 9 (01:26:43):
Lollipop Frank, represent the lollipop, Frank, lolly Pop.

Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
I am the Wizard, paying no attention to the man
behind the curtain.

Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
Oh, the Wizard of oz fan in me is very excited. Yes, first,
Jeff Goldblum.

Speaker 7 (01:26:58):
Now, oh, yes, I want to be I want to
be a flying monkey.

Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
That would be fun. Who would I be? Who would
I be?

Speaker 7 (01:27:06):
Would be flying monkey? Would I be the scarecrow? You
I've got no brain?

Speaker 1 (01:27:11):
I don't like that.

Speaker 7 (01:27:12):
No, huh, there's a tin man. I've got a heart.
A heart, yes, gotta be a heart or uh? Oh,
Seth Rogan, I have no courage. Yeah, that's I think
we're redoing the Wizard.

Speaker 2 (01:27:25):
Everybody on their way to the Emerald City this morning.

Speaker 7 (01:27:27):
Yes, Robert Downey Junior is the scarecrow if I only
had a brain, because it can't be me.

Speaker 4 (01:27:34):
Well, this next guy we're going to talk about, he
wasn't really using his brain making the headlines at an
Applebee's eating good in the neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (01:27:44):
Oh, yes, what happened? What do you do?

Speaker 2 (01:27:47):
Suddenly talk to me? Give me what I got?

Speaker 1 (01:27:51):
What it's just creepy old guy at the gym.

Speaker 4 (01:27:54):
You are great, well, Maddy comment all Farrells like, I
love old man. They just say whatever they want. They're
so nice at the gym, like songs, like complimenting, like
you're great.

Speaker 1 (01:28:04):
You need a spotter.

Speaker 2 (01:28:06):
It's good for my spot you know.

Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
I don't tell my wife.

Speaker 2 (01:28:10):
There is a guy at the gym named Frank who
is kind of creepy.

Speaker 1 (01:28:13):
Yeah, we are. I'll get to that level. I'm just
semi creepy right now. So what's the story. Yeah, you
just can't keep concentrating this guy.

Speaker 4 (01:28:22):
He decided to cause a disturbance outside of this Applebee's
down in Florida. His name is Daniel Cirello. He's forty
nine years old, and apparently it's a good guy. Yeah,
a good guy. Don't don't worry about it. Just keep
the SHOORI Christopher, go ahead. Apparently he had too many
of those dollar margarita's. He was seen stumbling around in

(01:28:44):
the parking lot getting into people's cars, all while in
this disguise.

Speaker 7 (01:28:49):
Rumbling, bumbling, stumbling, he could go oh no, wait yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:28:54):
He was seen walking around in the parking lot wearing
a pink song.

Speaker 1 (01:28:59):
Blonde somebody rated my luggage.

Speaker 2 (01:29:02):
Some fake boobies. Yeah you got into yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:29:05):
The fas I got him. It's a Mansier.

Speaker 2 (01:29:11):
Reference. So we gotta go, we gotta go.

Speaker 1 (01:29:15):
He's ruining the story.

Speaker 2 (01:29:16):
So Terry Seinfeld, what you show up when before he
was drunk. That's the thing.

Speaker 4 (01:29:21):
I don't know if you started stripping in the parking
lot or finding stuff in people's cars and putting it on.
But all of these details are sort of like coming out.
But anyways, the best Applebee's ever.

Speaker 2 (01:29:31):
Oh yeah. Police were called to the scene.

Speaker 4 (01:29:32):
They were like, yeah, Daniel could not answer any basic
questions like what his name is, how old he is,
where he's from, nothing, But yeah, you had the fake
boobs wig and pink thong on.

Speaker 2 (01:29:41):
I love it. Can you imagine like you're just eating
there with your family walking around. Look at that guy
in his song.

Speaker 3 (01:29:45):
Doesn't matter, He's still welcome to come out to see
Frank Kelly and the Liberty to Ship Funny Bone this weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:29:51):
I would be there tonight at seven o'clock.

Speaker 13 (01:29:53):
Everybody's welcome, whether you're wearing a mansie or not. We
like everybody. We'd like to bring you into the Liberty
Funny bone. It's tremendous wall around that. We're not going
to build a woke Yeah, there you go boom, I mean,
there you go, Haggard. Oh that's actually her.

Speaker 2 (01:30:16):
Yeah, we're still live on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (01:30:17):
The people who see your icon or whatever it's called
and then tune in and see this Frank face. Does
he really dress up to look like her?

Speaker 2 (01:30:26):
That's a good one, guys, getting dressed up in the
women's stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:30:30):
Yeah, I got no problem. I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:30:32):
Well, Frank Caliendo, thank you very much for coming in
today and then you know, doing our show for us
this morning.

Speaker 7 (01:30:39):
Yeah, it's great, makes three hours here. The funny thing
is you will you'll walk through the hall and the
boss will be a great show today.

Speaker 1 (01:30:46):
Yeah, just say nothing. Pleasure, You're welcome, you go, You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (01:30:52):
Time for a raise, that's right, give me that, Frank money.

Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
I appreciate you coming in, and I love when you
hit me up and say coming to town, and I
was glad that you were.

Speaker 3 (01:31:02):
You were still here too, Noloay's work. Glad than me, Frank.
But a Liberty Township, funny bone, beautiful club. I can't
promote that enough. As far as going out there, it's
always open, not just when Frank comes to town.

Speaker 4 (01:31:14):
And there's so much around there too, like if you're
trying to get dinner nearby or something like that, plenty
of places to choose from.

Speaker 2 (01:31:19):
Gonna be a great time this weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:31:21):
Yes, and Frank appreciate it, man, and we will be
in touch always. Absolutely, Yes, and good luck this weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:31:28):
I'm gonna okay, bye,

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