April 14, 2025 • 41 mins
KiddChris relives the packed premiere of the Minecraft movie, even if it came with the classic annoyance of unruly kids.
Reaction to a church financial secretary allegedly embezzling a staggering $570,000 for cruises and baseball tickets, and KiddChris has "advice" on how not to get caught.
Mike from the legendary band Staind. Hear about their early days, the shocking realities of the music industry (royalty checks?), and a truly wild story about Mike's neighbor who was involved in a mysterious disappearance of his wife!
In celebration of Pete Rose’s Birthday, hear the legendary trash talk between baseball icons Pete Rose and Nolan Ryan – it’s the kind of unfiltered banter you wish you heard more often. They even compare it to the hilariously uncensored smack talk of hockey players.
Reaction to a church financial secretary allegedly embezzling a staggering $570,000 for cruises and baseball tickets, and KiddChris has "advice" on how not to get caught.
Mike from the legendary band Staind. Hear about their early days, the shocking realities of the music industry (royalty checks?), and a truly wild story about Mike's neighbor who was involved in a mysterious disappearance of his wife!
In celebration of Pete Rose’s Birthday, hear the legendary trash talk between baseball icons Pete Rose and Nolan Ryan – it’s the kind of unfiltered banter you wish you heard more often. They even compare it to the hilariously uncensored smack talk of hockey players.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here's a guy fighting with his wife while leaving us
a voicemail.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
And joined a new show.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
I just want to say, man, oh man, I do
construction all day long, and well let's drop something up.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Get out.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Well we can think that.
Speaker 5 (00:17):
I'm with those goddam patch your crazy.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I'm trying to leave a message on the phone and
shut the god jam Kimmel. Shut up those gods. Cats
take much out every god the day at somewhere. I'm
just playing Hardwood down the floor every day.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
No, I scretch him. I don't heard.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Swear to God Hardwark not the chat here for eight years.
I don't give a christ Kreme about the packet.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
Get out, Hey, Sarah, Elisee, Big sports weekend, your Cincinnati
reds now everybody.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
It's okay with the coaching staff and all that stuff.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
Yeah, I guess we're not mad at Tino Francone anymore.
So Bob, don't sell the team. Okay, it's amazing. Just
last Sunday, everyone was super pissed off because they couldn't
get it done, and everybody, all of a sudden it's
back on top five and six all the last.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
All it takes a few bobbleheads.
Speaker 6 (01:30):
Speaking of bibbleheads, Ellie de la Cruz on his bobblehead
night goes yard with a grand.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Salami of course, because he uh oh stop so Yankee,
So are you listening? Are you watching?
Speaker 6 (01:45):
I think he's pretty happy here in Cincinnati. I think
it's safe to assume that he's always smiling.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Everybody.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Yeah, everybody's happy. Wherever the money is. It's where of
the big purses. That's where you're happy.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
Secure the guy, Now, build the statue, give him the check,
whatever he wants, I'll.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Be I'll be happy doing right up radio in Egypt
as long as the person is there.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
I don't care.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
You would leave Cincinnati for Egypt. Yes, you were crazy.
Did they go come here new radio and they pay
you double? I'll be like, see you later Cincinnati, the
Kid Chris Show coming to you live job?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Yep, I don't care.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
That's wild. Yeah, it was a good weekend, though it
was yours. You had guys night out on Friday night.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Yeah, that was fine. You know, it's funny. I never
had this happen before. I'm fine with it. But I
was there. I'm not gonna say where we went, but yeah, well,
first of all, the place where you went.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
I love going there, the.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Stupid There was a Reds game. Nobody was there, but
even though.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
Friday night was cold, I was not well attended.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Yeah, but the prices for the party were still there. Yeh,
So I parked.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
How much did you have to pay?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
I paid five bucks because I parked way over by
the casino.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
Oh that was smart. And then what did you do
from there?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
I got on the little scooter. I love those things.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
I can't believe those things didn't get swept away in
the floods. I hate those things.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I love them. They're everywhere and I never get on one. Nope.
And you were there when I first got on one
ever years ago. It was three hundred pounds. I thought
the thing was gonna snap and it was the funniest
thing I've ever seen in Yeah, and I wrote it
all the way over to Kentucky. Oh, it was so awesome.
I love those things, full throttle all the way.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
So you get on your scooter from the casino to
where you went to dinner. Did something happen along the way?
No other than kicking ass? But we even in and
out of all the people trying to park and stuff.
But yes, and it was like there was like proms
going on and all that, so it's hard to pay
attention to to, you know, keeping safe with all the
oh you're sick, all there are checking out high school girls.
Speaker 7 (03:47):
Oh they're high school, but I speak, your daughter has
prom coming up right, Well she's going to one. I'm
not she's not a senior or.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
Anything, but yeah, yeah, but that's coming up right.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
I guess, Yeah, that's big. But I was at eating
and we sat at the bar and I never had
this happen before, but I ordered the this pretzel bread
thing and I couldn't finish it. So the woman that
was working there at the bartender, girl was like, man,
you know, and she said something. I go, you can
you can?
Speaker 7 (04:20):
Oh no.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
She was talking to some other couple that was over here,
and they said, go ahead and ask him. I'm sure
he'll let you. And I was like what and they
said she wanted to try it, and I said, you.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Can have it.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Hold on, yeah, the bartender wanted to try it, or
the couple sitting there.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
The bartender and I go, you could have the rest.
I don't want it. She goes really, I said, yeah,
she ate my.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
That is really weird. That's like something out of an
SNL sketch.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Yeah, it was fine. I was like, I have it.
I should have hooked up.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
Like I can't. I'm speechless. Like I mean, I've been
a bartender, I've been as server. It's not at one
point during all of that, I never thought to ask
someone for their food.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
No, I would. I would have rather rather that than
to have it to get tossed away. But I was
I was stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I wasn't.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
I guess you felt pretty comfortable with you.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
I was fine with it. I was cool.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Hey, I'm a cool person. Yeah, but I've never had
that happen before. Or the helpers finish my food. No,
I don't want to say helpers is you know.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
What I mean?
Speaker 6 (05:31):
But like the wait staff taking care of you, I
mean thinking about my time at Bonefish finish food. No,
I love that Bang Bang shrimp. See you know a
shrimp or two sitting there and I'm never pluck. We're
not going to finish that because I will.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
You never plucked one on the way back bringing.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
I've thought about it, but I'm like, I can't do that.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Hey, this weekend, that Minecraft movie did awesome again. I
saw that the first the day it came out. I
went with my kids, and I don't know anything about it.
I know it's a game, my kids play it and stuff.
It was awesome. I love that movie.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
So with that movie because I know what is doing
really well, you don't have to play the game to
understand it.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Okay, they do a great job at explaining it and stuff,
and yeah, you could go see it. I went with
it with it was packed when I went.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
We went at five o'clock in the afternoon on the
day it opened, and I thought it'll be fine. Yeah,
we almost didn't get seats.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
I love that though. I love that people are still
going to the movies.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Oh yeah, yeah, well I did until I went because
it was a you know, it was sold out with
a bunch of kids that wouldn't shut the hell up
that what happened to you?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
And you know, parents that won't control their kids anymore,
you know, And all the way through the movie, the
kid behind us would go, I'd say something about the
scream and whatever was going on, and then everywhere for
the next five minutes and.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
People going, and then you can't even focus on the movie,
and the.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Parent won't do anything about it because you know, my
kids got this, my kids got that. The checklist of
what the kid has, there's.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Always an ex A woman down in Nasau County, Florida
is making the headlines. She's forty four years old. Her
name is Melissa Gainey. English prenames bad news. She is
bad news. This is a naughty lady right here that
we're dealing with. She's now been accused of embezzling a
(07:23):
bunch of money from her church. Oh this ballsy girlie.
So it's a little Baptist church. And this went on
for years. Allegedly started doing this back in January of
twenty nineteen up until just a couple months ago. Just
beg for forgiveness, give it at the Baptist church, Like
(07:45):
you can't go talk to somebody. God forgives, Remember eventually
he will, but just forgives. She's gonna have to put
in her time. No God forgives, no surprise. She was
conveniently the church financial secretary, had job for eleven years.
And I guess some church committee members noticed, Hey, these
(08:05):
bank documents are not really adding up here. It's a
lot lower in the financial department than what it should be.
And looking at credit card statements from the church credit
card finding out hundreds of thousands of dollars missing directly
to Melissa try five hundred and seventy thousand bucks damn
(08:26):
over how long? Over six years the start of twenty nineteen,
all the way up tool a few months ago.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
Wow, that's insane and taking from a church, I mean,
from a church.
Speaker 6 (08:36):
I cannot live with myself. Sorry, I feel way too bad.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
I could.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
No, you couldn't stop your old dog. And I guess
you spent a lot of money on Amazon, Walmart, traveling,
like the airfare, hotels and stuff like that. See World
tickets through tickets that's dumb, baseball tickets and concerts. It's like, wow,
this girl is doing really well working at this church.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
I know, but that's what do you get out of that? Though?
Speaker 5 (09:01):
That's like a one time thing. If you're going to
go buy buy stuff that you could have forever, even after,
like you do jail. Time you get out of jail,
you still have it.
Speaker 6 (09:09):
I mean, what are you talking about, Like, what was
you buying?
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Well for a nice car much cash somewhere, Yeah, you
know what I mean. So it's there when you get out, just.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
In case, put it in some hole in your yard
or something something, But I don't know. I mean, being
over forty years old, I don't know if she has
kids and she just wanted to take care of them,
take them on trips, or.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Buy property put it in somebody else's name.
Speaker 6 (09:31):
For five hundred and seventy thousand bucks. Yeah, we could
really use that money. It was a tax time, you know,
it's tax time here. Well, I know the deadline on Tuesday.
My husband and I owe a nice little chain, more
than we've ever had to. Oh and I got the
news during the Reds game yesterday. I'm like, well, the
day is over, the weekend is ruined. I'm gonna get sick. Yeah,
(09:56):
so don't forget Yeah, tax deadline Tuesday.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
But anyway, So, yeah, this lady she's been fired from
the church obviously, and a bunch of charges come in
her way.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yep, and she has nothing to show for it. She
gets it when she gets charged of stuff. She gets
out of jail and she's back to square one.
Speaker 6 (10:12):
And hey, she's got those pictures from SeaWorld.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Yeah right, but who cares?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
But like I said, if you, if you were to
buy property and put it in somebody else's name or whatever,
and then when you get out, you switch the name
over to you work smarter.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
Yeah right, exactly. Not the brightest crayon in the box
that we're dealing with here.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Now, all these.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
Idiot criminals, you need to start watching more of these
mob documentaries like me. Do you want to watch mob
documentaries to learn how to steal, cheat and all that stuff?
And uh and then learn and then watch forensic files
to dupe the system when it comes to leaving fingerprints
in DNA behind.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
Thank you there you go.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
See.
Speaker 6 (10:47):
Learn how to be a bad person, kid.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Exactly, that's the name of my book. How did you
know I would be?
Speaker 6 (10:53):
I would be way too nervous to do anything like this.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Learn to be bad?
Speaker 6 (10:57):
I see, you know, I see the little you know,
the change stuff going around at the church, and I'm like,
I wonder if anyone's you know.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
I'll give you a little here and there before my
book comes out. You have to always bust these people
because of DNA, Like, oh, they found some hair, they
found this, so that found that all right? Yes, these
people that work at Supercuts and all that stuff, they're
covered in everybody else's hair.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
Oh are you saying that they could be getting into
something sketchy.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Oh that's who you go after the super cut.
Speaker 6 (11:28):
Leave the super cuts out of it. They've got the
rown issues.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
Good luck coming through all that DNA. It'll take ten
years before they find somebody.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
Oh you got too much time on your ends to
think about the DNA.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Of seven thousand people that we found in the scene.
Speaker 6 (11:46):
Oh yeah, dudes listening, I know you're all going to supercut.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
This is sports. What's say?
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Speaker 4 (12:08):
Segment is here.
Speaker 6 (12:10):
Yeah Hot, reds bab.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Third third place, five hundred.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
Right now, Hunter Green was dealing. Yeah, Ellie was hitting
Bomb's Grand Salamis. Let's go.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
I piped up.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
It was a great weekend at the ballpark.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Oh go ahead. Segment, Thank you Red Hunter Green.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Seven sparkling innings yesterday, Thank you reds can played a
three game series week for those Pirates.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Four nil.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
Hell yeah, Green dealing again, two and one hour on
the year, eight strikeouts walked, one sir, and Green's era
now to a microscopic zero point nine to eight. He's
allowed one ear and running three starts so far. If
he's not the picture of the month, there ought to
be an investigation by the Trump administration.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Reds pitchers.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
Red's pitchers retired to final twenty three Buco batters faced
Santiago Espinal with a two run single and the Reds
go to eight and eight, winners of five or six.
They had the day off today and then the homestand
continues tomorrow night with the first of three up against
the Seattle Mariners. And they suck and the action will
(13:16):
be right on on seven hundred WLW.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Sad news over the weekend, though, well, shouldn't get a
baseball team. They're not allowed to have sports. I don't
think Seattle.
Speaker 6 (13:24):
But he got against Seattle.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Sucks. The Pacific Northwest sucks.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
Reds Hall of Famer Tommy Helms passing away over the weekend.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
He was eighty three.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Helms was the National League Rookie of the Year, a
two time All Star, two time Gold Glove winner, inducted
into the Reds Hall of Fame in nineteen seventy nine
and November of nineteen seventy one, was part of that
humongous trade with the Houston Astros that brought Joe Morgan,
Jack Billingham and also Seesar Geronimo to Cincinnati. He was
the interim manager of the Reds twice for Pete Rose,
(13:55):
once with shoving the umpire Dave Poalone and then of
course with Roses gambling.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Uh deal.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
It's his birthday today, Pete Rose and golf Roy McElroy
finally with a green jacket. Bertie's the first hole of
a playoff to beat Justin Rose yesterday in a wild
roller coaster final round at the Masters in in Augusta, Georgia.
McElroy is the sixth golfer now in history to complete
the career Grand Slam. Tiger Woods did it twenty years ago.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
Nowhere to be old weekend.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
I getting old now that that twenty years ago, Tiger Wood. Yeah,
I was FC Cincinnati the Bruins game.
Speaker 6 (14:37):
So Master's jacket of sexy. I think I got a
thing for the green jacket.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
No, you have a thing for the wallet that goes
into the jacket. And the player was the player that
you know, if a guy that worked at Skyline was
wearing that jacket, Sarah will.
Speaker 7 (14:50):
Be like.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
When the guy's worth forty billion, that's a cute.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Yeah, I love you. I love you, baby, I love
you baby.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
Green is your color?
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Oh yeah, green is my color. Yeah, and one's fives, tens,
twenties and one hundred.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
Further the hotter you got. Okay, really, I see you.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Yeah. But but but if he goes yeah, can I
get your order?
Speaker 9 (15:13):
Man?
Speaker 6 (15:14):
Get away?
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Get away? You're cross. Let that other guy do it.
That jacket's gross.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
You what when you want to go?
Speaker 5 (15:21):
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Speaker 6 (15:46):
I bet you Rory and Bryson go there.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Yeah, yep, in their jackets.
Speaker 6 (15:50):
Oh hid hill, Oh my god, I know good.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Hi uh hi yah, Hi, boys come over.
Speaker 6 (15:58):
I'll just wear yeah, Mike, Now that's an idea.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
My color's your favorite color is Green, Yeah, Green, thank you.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
One two seven w E V. And Mike is this you? Yes, sir,
we're talking to Mike from Stained.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
You know everybody knows Stained, and uh, I can tell
you to this day here the day I was living
in Wichita, Kansas, nineteen ninety eight, we get the we
get Mudshovels sent to us, and it's the first single
that we get from you guys. And the hair stood
up on my forearm. Here now that baseline, and then
you know Aaron doing that that that voice in the beginning.
(16:36):
That was the beginning for you guys, right.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Fan Sin yeah, God, well thank you, Yeah, that was
that was the beginning for sure. That was how it
all started.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
When did you know Mike did that?
Speaker 7 (16:46):
This is it?
Speaker 4 (16:47):
This is gonna be my job forever.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
God, I'll tell you it's funny. I remember we Uh,
I had just bought my first I had I have
a degree in electric engineering, and I was working as
an engineer. I kind of the whole time has started stayed.
I graduated college, I had just bought my first house
and as my grandparents' house. And I remember leaving my
job to go on the road opening for kid Rock
and ninety nine, Like, am I going to be able
(17:12):
to pay my six hundred and fifty dollars a month mortgage?
And no idea? You know what I mean?
Speaker 9 (17:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:17):
And here we are, wow, A long time later, but.
Speaker 6 (17:22):
Now now you're touring the world.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Yeah, you're touring the world. And at this point, I mean,
you guys, it's staying.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
You have a full set of hits to where I mean,
you guys honestly don't even have to like rehearse.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Really right, we should rehearse, you know what I rehearse.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
You're hursing good, But you know what I mean, you
guys could do what you do, do a warm up day.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Of right, Yeah, there you go. Yeah, yeah, okay, I
mean that's for sure.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
That's where you want to be. You did it.
Speaker 6 (17:50):
Yeah, you're in a good spot, right.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Yeah, No, for sure, Yeah, very I feel very fortunate
for where we are. That's SE's for sure.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Mike from staying talking to us here on the Kid
Chris Show. Now you know where buddies with Sam from Chevelle,
and I know you guys are are friendly. I'm sure
you guys crossed.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Paths for sure. I love those guys. Yeah, and I
know you.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Guys are like on like the same label. They just
joined the same label as you guys.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Yeah, they're on Alchemy also Danny Wimmer's label. Right.
Speaker 5 (18:16):
Pete came on my show a couple of years ago
just screaming about how the record labels were making all
this money and they didn't make any money.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
And listen, I've sold I don't know how many millions
of records, I mean, and I never once received a
royalty from the record company after whatever, twenty whatever, twenty
five years. Yeah, yeah, we still owe their money. We
haven't been on the label since I don't know, twenty
eleventh was the last record we put out of Atlantic,
(18:44):
And yeah, we still owe them money. Wow, I mean,
and I'm not gonna listen, I'm not gonna lie. I mean,
they gave us large advances, you know what I mean,
and that's why. But I mean, but seriously, I mean,
they should. They have to be paid off. I think
it's I think it's estimated. I think we're saying, like
another three years of we paid off and I'll actually
start making royalties on our.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Record at some point. Can you guys own your music?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Yeah, so supposedly after thirty five years, the masters are
supposed to revert back to you, but I was talking
to our attorney about that, and he said that no
label ever lets you do that. They try to buy
you out and give you money so they continue to
you know, own the masters, so unless you fight them.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
Well, Mike, I know, the last time we spoke with you,
you were living you were like neighbors with fifty cent
and if you still are, couldn't you go over and
talk to him about that.
Speaker 6 (19:33):
Straightened out?
Speaker 2 (19:35):
He sold that kind of a while ago.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
Oh he did, okay, Yeah, yeah, he didn't like living
next door to a guy that doesn't own his own masters.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
I don't think I don't think he was ever. I
don't think he was ever there. Oh okay, Now my
neighbor the craziest story, and you should. You should look
this up. There's there's been multiple datelines about him. But
there was a gentleman named Fotus Dulos who was accused
of murdering his wife his backyard. Kind of a bunts
of mine, and he actually ended up killing himself, but
(20:05):
they've still never found a woman's body. Oh and that
was my other neighbor.
Speaker 6 (20:10):
Well, oh my god, I just looked that up. Yeah,
back in a few years ago, Judge declared her legally
dead because they just don't even know where she's at.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
Atlantic has the body.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Yeah, but I've had I've had I've had cadaver dogs
searching my property. I mean it's like, yeah, it's crazy,
oh man, crazy, crazy story.
Speaker 6 (20:33):
What a street to be on, right, there's something forever totally.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
Maybe that's why that's why fifty seven moved out so fast.
You're like, I want no part of this.
Speaker 6 (20:41):
See the dogs out there.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
Talking with Mike from Staine, who's going to be in
town with Breaking Benjamin on Sunday, May twenty fifth at
River Bend. Now, you're coming to town with Breaking Benjamin.
You know, we know Kevin from Breaking Benjamin. He's gonna
be coming on the show next week. And know you
guys have worked together with some of your other band stuff.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Right, Yeah. We did one song with him in Santa Sonia,
so you know everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we did. Yeah.
He's great, man, Those those guys are great. I love
those guys and we had such a good time with
them last fall. That's why we're going back out again
this spring.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
So Mike, you know, as a dad, it's got to
be a lot. Is it a lot easier to go
out on the road now that the kids are a
little older.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
I mean, yeah, Listen, it's gonna be tough because so
we have twins and they're both leaving in September, and
my wife's already, you know, in rough shape over and
I actually have we actually have some shows that aren't
announced yet coming in September. So they're leaving and I'm
leaving at the same time, so I'm probably gonna come home.
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So a couple of puppies and new kittens is my
is my death? Well, I'm gonna tell you. I'm going
to tell you. I'm going to tell you a quit
crazy story because I just realized. I just realized this.
I just put one and one together, not that then
I'm a little slow here. So my son's graduating and
we book this tour the school he goes to. I'm like,
I thought they graduated in June. His school graduates on
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the twenty sixth, on that day that morning, so we
had to change our schedule around. So now we're we're
supposed to be in Cleveland or something. It got moved
and I actually had to go to a singing and
charter a plane to get into Cincinnati that day to
go to that show. Oh wow, whoa, Yeah, so I'm
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going to be home. We play in Saratoga, which is
another beautiful upstate New York spot on Friday. Saturday's off.
Sunday morning, I do his graduation and then I fly
in the Cincinnati for the show.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Wow, oh my god, Stained Force one will be flying
in right before, right before.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Like.
Speaker 6 (22:52):
What happened.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
Yeah, that'll be fine.
Speaker 6 (22:54):
That gives me anxiety just thinking about that.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
You're not there, or Chris, We're good, Yeah, you'll be.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
Well.
Speaker 6 (23:04):
Good luck with navigating all of that. I mean, it's good.
You got the day off, you know beforehand.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Yeah, yeah, I can't miss my son's graduation right.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
Absolutely, not absolutely.
Speaker 6 (23:12):
I love that prioritizing your family.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Good for you, Mike.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
Listen, man, you guys are going to put on a
great show as always. You just plug in and just
uh you play everything. Everybody loves it and you know that.
And congratulations on the career and most and most importantly
on your kids going off to school and being a
great dad and uh yeah.
Speaker 6 (23:29):
Well, thank you, congrats on everything.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Thank you, yeah, dude, and you always, guys, you always
have been cool when you've called into my show, and
I appreciate that as well, So thank you.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Yeah, no, of course, and appreciate you guys for sure.
Speaker 6 (23:42):
All right, we'll see you here next month.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Yes, all right, guys.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
You know you've got concerts coming up and stuff, and
I have no interest in these, uh, in these big
festivals like Coachella. But I did see the footage online
of Prodigy, uh and they haven't played since that one
singer for Prodigy he killed himself and that was years ago,
and I was supposed to see them at Sonic Temple
and unfortunately, you know, he died right before and didn't
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perform obviously because you know, the guy was dead. Prodigy
didn't play, but Papa Roach filled in their spot and
had covered a Prodigy song out there, which was awesome.
They did Firestarter, but it was cool seeing them come back,
and man, I wish I was there for that. That
would have been cool. But man, stained coming to town
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with Breaking Benjamin, that's right up my alley. That's going
to be good.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
That want to be so big the first show of
the year, it kind of is it is.
Speaker 6 (24:37):
Kind of like the big off big concert. Yeah, a
Memorial Day weekend on a Sunday and.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
Then being off on Monday.
Speaker 6 (24:47):
I think we're doing broadcast out there too. Yes, we
are off on Memorial Day.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Oh thank god.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
Not that you're gonna party hard or anything at the concert,
But it doesn't make a concert more enjoyable when you
know you're off the next day.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
No, yeah, it just makes it. It's like an extra
day for me to sit at Starbucks and listen to
a wrestling podcast.
Speaker 6 (25:05):
And check out all the yoga mom and.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
Find out what happened exactly, and find out what happened,
you know, during WrestleMania five behind the scenes.
Speaker 6 (25:11):
And he brought up Yeah, WrestleMania five, like everybody, uh
googling at Starbucks. You brought up Coachella. Yes, dude, you
could not pay me anything. Well, actually I don't know.
I owe a lot in taxes. Yeah, but Coachella looks
like the Hunger Games. No, I know, it's miserable. I know,
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twelve hours just to get it standing in the dirt.
You're standing in the dirt, you're sleeping in the dirt,
and then you're waiting in three to four five hour
lines just to take a shower. No, no thanks, No,
you know and it looks like it smells bad and
it was one hundred degrees.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
Oh, I know, but you got to be a certain
age because I'll tell you, I grew up outside of Rome,
New York, where Woodstock ninety nine was and you want
you documentary and it looks like hell on Earth. I mean,
that's why they burned it down.
Speaker 6 (25:59):
But it's all teenagers that really don't care. We're just
cranky old people.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
I wanted to be there during that. I wanted to
be at that.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
Yeah, Flesh Gordon was at that, of course, and he
said everywhere he looked there was tents of just people
having sex and stuff.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
And I was like, oh, why did I go?
Speaker 6 (26:14):
I wanted to be there, and that's why Flesh was Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Now I just go, I want to take a nap.
Speaker 6 (26:20):
My God, just looks sturdy and stinky. I know I
would be tired and stressed out. Food is expensive right there.
I just think, what would they let me in with
a backpack filled with dude wipes? No hard pass. On Coachella,
that's Sarah with the theme, Hi, what do you got?
Speaker 4 (26:48):
You got some breaking news for us?
Speaker 6 (26:50):
Well, we've seen a lot of big businesses filing for
bankruptcy lately.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
You know, it's a little scary, man.
Speaker 6 (26:55):
It is kind of weird. It's all the places that
we grew up with to like Red Lobster and Olive
Garden and Hooters and yeah, you know, all the big
chain restaurants. But the latest one here not a restaurant.
Oh wait, Watchers. Oh did you hear about this?
Speaker 4 (27:12):
No, but didn't over by them.
Speaker 6 (27:15):
I think she had a really big part in their business.
She was always pushing them, right, Yeah, I can't remember,
but I just know that she was kind of like
the face of the company for a long time.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
Well yeah, when your face when the face of the
company is a big fat face all the time and
people stop going to it, like, well it ain't working.
Speaker 6 (27:32):
That's kind of what happened, unfortunately.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Well it's funny about that, is like, uh, was it
that place? It was one of those places where.
Speaker 6 (27:44):
Because wait, Watchers takes work. Yeah, it's not a convenient
shot like Zempi.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Well, it was one of those places where it was
I don't know if it was that place or not,
but it was years ago and we stopped by and
it was he had to go in and get the food.
I remember going in and I went to the front
desk and to pick up the food. I think my
wife ordered the food or whatever, and we go in
and we get the little trays.
Speaker 6 (28:09):
Of like the little meal press, little meal things.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
And all the people that worked there were fat. And
I got in the car and I told I told
the day I go, why why do we go to
this place?
Speaker 6 (28:22):
Like open up the container and it's like cupcakes and brownie?
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Why do I go to this place when everybody hears fat?
Speaker 6 (28:31):
Dude? In high school, I went to a personal trainer
and he was fat, and I was like this guy,
He's like, you really donut? And I'm like, broke.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
It's like it's like why, It's like having a blind pilot.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Like.
Speaker 6 (28:49):
Like why are you body shaming me?
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (28:54):
We should work on.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
You a bet. How about how about I sit down
and tell you.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
What to do.
Speaker 6 (29:02):
You can't believe I went to that guy.
Speaker 4 (29:05):
No results. Let's get on the scale and see where
we are. How about you get on first? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (29:16):
Oh so weight watchers barely they are struggling to stay relevant.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (29:21):
Of course, with all the weight loss drugs out there,
especially of zembic, everyone's just looking for that convenient shot, right,
Now no one wants to do the food prep and
count the calories and pay for the monthly subscription.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
I guess right, because it used to be it's like, look,
there's no magic pill. You're right, there's a shot.
Speaker 6 (29:38):
Now there's it is expensive. But yeah, you get desperate
and you're like, I'll do anything.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
But because food is expensive and all that stuff that's
very expensive.
Speaker 6 (29:47):
My cousin did weight Watchers. She was actually very successful,
but it takes a lot of self control. Food forever, yep,
and she did really good with it. But she's the
only person I know that.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
Yeah, then when you stiff a piece of bread, regular bread,
you blow up to eight hundred pounds.
Speaker 6 (30:02):
Again, it's over. Yeah, there's always something out there. But yeah,
now it's like you can't compete with the shots because
we are seeing really good results from it. But unfortunately
with ozempic, the new side effect with it is people
are losing their hair, losing weight and hair.
Speaker 5 (30:18):
Now, well then I get on it. Well, it lose
the hair off my shoulders, in my back. That's probably
the only hair that it'll stay. It'll fall off. Yeah,
your hair will fall off, by that'll be my luck.
My hair will fall off my head and my eyebrows
and everything, and then my hair on my back and
shoulders will get longer.
Speaker 6 (30:35):
Yeah, are dreads, I say, You're like a rotten strawberry.
Oh gosh. But yeah. According to Forbes, they say that
weight watchers now down more than eighty percent over the
past five years.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
Oh yes, that's the only lot, that's the only weight
they're losing our people profits.
Speaker 6 (30:57):
It's so true though.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
So if you've actually had weight watcher success, I do
want to hear from you, because, yeah, this thing takes
it takes a lot of dedication to get through it,
you know.
Speaker 4 (31:07):
So I'm gonna wait and watch him go out of business.
Speaker 6 (31:10):
Any day now. It was only a matter of time.
Takes too much effort.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
Yeah. Well, but also with the shot and all that stuff. Though,
once you come off of that, I'm sure you go
right back.
Speaker 6 (31:20):
Yeah. It's like, do you have to stay on the
shot forever?
Speaker 4 (31:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:22):
I mean, honestly, it's all about the discipline, and it's true.
That's why when I had my surgery and cut my
stomach and slit it all to pieces and stuff, I
waited like a over a year before I had the
access skin cut off and all that because I wanted
to see if I can live and look at you now,
I so far.
Speaker 4 (31:41):
I'm okay, I'm okay, I did all right? Thank you.
Speaker 6 (31:44):
Yeah, old sucks.
Speaker 4 (31:45):
Yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
But the hair on my shoulders and stuff, it keeps
growing growing. Pretty soon I'll be tripping over it. Thank you,
Sarah Alice.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
Now, Pete Rose's birthday today, Sarah elease.
Speaker 6 (31:57):
Peple fourteenth, number fourteen. How cool is that?
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Well, yeah, and it sucks that there's no home game
today because day would have been a great day obviously.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
But it's going to be May fifteenth or May fourteenth.
Speaker 6 (32:08):
Right, May fourteenth is Pete Rose night, and they're going
to do like a jersey giveaway to everybody that's coming
to that game.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
So well, what about May fifteenth, which is my birthday?
They're going to do a jersey giveaway that night, or
they'll probably charge me.
Speaker 6 (32:20):
Oh I'm sure, yeah, yeah, you'll get your own jersey.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
Yeah, he'll charge me. They'll charge everybody. They'll go, yeah,
we'll give away Kid Chris jerseys, but you'll have to
pay for it.
Speaker 6 (32:28):
Oh okay, and actually give us twenty bucks on your
way in.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
Here is Nolan Ryan this is a funny chat.
Speaker 5 (32:37):
Nolan Ryan was on stage with Pete Rose talking about
the time they were talking smack to each.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
Other in nineteen eighty.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
We were playing Philadelphia and whoever won that game go
to the World Series. I go down to take batting
practice and Pete on one knee and he's leaning on
his bat watching And when I got through hitting, I
walked out and Pete goes, hey, Nolan, I wish you'd
get that curveball years over, just one time.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
Do you remember this.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
No, I didn't say, mister Ryano, you said, Nolan. He
said I wish you'd get that curveball over just one time.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
I go, yeah, why is that, Pete?
Speaker 3 (33:12):
And he says, because I'm going to hit it right
off your blinking forehead.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
And I go, oh, all right, we'll see about that.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
So, you know, we get into the game and first
two times up, I don't throw him any curveballs. Third
time up, throw him fastball. In throw him fastball. Way
it counts one in one. I think now's my chance. Well,
I throw my curveball and when it leaves my hand,
I know it's a good pitches pitch one throw.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
But I see Pete's eyes light up.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
And he and he hit some most vicious line drive
that would have hit me in the face if I
hadn't got my glove up. And he's running the first
base pointing at me. Okay, and he comes across the
mound he says a couple of ugly things to me.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
Yeah. They put it up on the screen and it
said something like, Yo, what do you think about that? Bitch?
Speaker 7 (34:10):
I love it.
Speaker 6 (34:12):
More players should be miked up, I know.
Speaker 4 (34:14):
I wish that stuff would happen more. They get that.
You know, it's funny.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
If you ever go on YouTube, go down the rabbit
hole of hockey players miked up. It is so funny
here and those guys talk smack.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
To each other. Oh yeah, oh god. They just just
give each other hell the whole game. It is so awesome.
More of that, I know, and a lot of in baseball.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
It's such a slower pace game, and a lot of
those guys know each other, so they're all like, hey, man,
how's it going.
Speaker 4 (34:42):
It's not as crazy, you know.
Speaker 6 (34:43):
I feel like they changed tune sometimes when they know
they're miked up.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (34:47):
Yeah, Like I want them to be miked up when
they don't know it oh no, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (34:50):
In hockey, they don't care and they don't care their friends.
They'll talk, don't talk more smack to each other.
Speaker 6 (34:55):
Well, and it's more aggressive sport, and they don't care
to my up.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
They say all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 6 (35:01):
It's so good, unedited, yep, and it's even.
Speaker 5 (35:05):
But the time that they actually respect each other more
is when they skate up to each other and it's
time to fight. That that's when they're more respectful to go.
You're ready to do it, you want to do it, Okay,
you're cool, all right, let's do it.
Speaker 6 (35:15):
So before they start fighting and you know, throwing punches
like that, they kind of talk about it.
Speaker 4 (35:21):
Yeah, they make sure that they're they're cool with it.
Speaker 6 (35:22):
They kind of give like a nod or something.
Speaker 5 (35:24):
Because sometimes a guy will be at the end of
his shift and it'll be like, now, I'm too tired,
let's do it next one.
Speaker 6 (35:29):
So some of those fights and they're staged.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Well they're they're not. It's not stage like like uh wrestling. Yeah,
it's not stage where the outcome is fixed. It's it's like, no,
I can't go now, because you know it's the end
of my shift. I'm too tired. You know, they're you know,
they're they're fighting to get the crowd all route up,
and and they're guys, the guys on each other on
their teams.
Speaker 6 (35:52):
Yeah, because watching the Cyclones fight, I mean yes, well then.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
At the game, yeah, if there's a dirty hit, then
it doesn't matter if you if you hit one of
the other guys on the team, nasty, they're all coming at.
Speaker 6 (36:02):
And like, I didn't know anyone was agreeing to this
because it happened so fast.
Speaker 5 (36:06):
If there's a time where you got it, like the
coach will say, get out there, get the guys riled up.
A guy will get jump out there and go, hey,
I gotta get the guys going. You ready you want
to go? And the guy go yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 6 (36:17):
Wow yeah, yeah, yeah, I never knew that.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Yes, Oh, there's a time and a place now, Sarah
Elise of course, the greatest website in the world.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
Here's what's on kid Chris dot com.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
That's right with two d's for devastatingly awesome. What what
kid Chris dock? Sure what the extra D is for
devastatingly awesome? Okay, there is up there a newscast talking
about well this happened already, obviously the presidential election, but
(36:49):
in one town.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
There was a guy running for president, Jeffs.
Speaker 9 (36:52):
Completed poll in North Carolina shows Donald Trump leading Hillary
Clinton in a possible presidential matchup. But that's not the
part that's grabbing people's today. It is the third party
candidate on that pole, candidate named these Nuts. Oh no, really,
a candidate registered as an independent from Iowa has the
legal name of these Nuts.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
No, no, no, who is this right here? You're not
looking at kid Chris dot com.
Speaker 6 (37:32):
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (37:33):
No, this is an old, old footage of this person
playing in a bar. Uh oh, like they're just up
on State. I've got the.
Speaker 5 (37:52):
Sick establish.
Speaker 6 (37:56):
And this person is a famous singer.
Speaker 4 (37:58):
Now that's Lady Gaga.
Speaker 6 (38:08):
Oh, a very young Lady Gaga.
Speaker 4 (38:10):
Yeah, if you go to kid Chris dot com you'll
see it. It's up there right now.
Speaker 6 (38:14):
She is so talented.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
Yeah, she's up there.
Speaker 6 (38:17):
She was the only good part about Coachella over the weekend.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
Yeah, I didn't see that.
Speaker 6 (38:22):
Her performance was awesome.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Also, if you go up on kid Chris dot com,
I can't play it because there's so much like swearing
and stuff. But this dude walks in on his wife
or girlfriend or somebody m and oh, yeah, it's really crazy.
He walks in and he must have had the camera
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hidden in there because he must have sent something to
going out, because the footage is out there and it's
all blurred out so you don't see nudity. But she
jumps up and he sees them and freaks out.
Speaker 6 (38:56):
She's with another dude.
Speaker 5 (38:59):
Or why the video? Okay, it's up on kid Chris
dot com. You'll be shocked. Shocked.
Speaker 6 (39:06):
Hell of a tease, Christopher, Thank.
Speaker 4 (39:07):
You very much.
Speaker 5 (39:08):
And then also this TV commercial right here. I remember
when this came out, all right, this is I was
a kid and I thought it was over.
Speaker 4 (39:17):
This was a TV commercial promoting a new service on
your phone.
Speaker 6 (39:22):
You make the I'm not making the call you make.
Speaker 4 (39:27):
These are little kids making prank phone calls. Hello, Hi,
this is oh Secreted Myra.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Oh you are huh?
Speaker 5 (39:43):
I saw you on the street the other day.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Oh yeah, maybe we.
Speaker 5 (39:48):
Could get together.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
Well I'll have to call you back.
Speaker 5 (39:52):
Oh I didn't give out my nu.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
Oh that's okay, I've got it already.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Fine, fine, five three to nine eight. By the way,
is your mother there.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
To get Bell? Atlantic color I d called, why can't
you see the number? If it was calling? That was
the worst.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
I remember that coming out when I was a kid,
being like what, oh no, yeah it was it was
it was black Tuesday. But then when we learned that
you could Star sixty seven and block that, it was like,
we're back.
Speaker 6 (40:38):
Boys, and then we are back? Which one was the
Star sixty nine? Is that so you could hide your number?
Speaker 5 (40:44):
No, Star sixty nine? Would it would ring it back?
Or or it would you would Star sixty nine and
would read read the number back to you. Okay, it
would either ring it back or.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
And then I would have that one where like if
they didn't have call waiting, you would dial something and
it would keep checking the number. Why you went and
did something else, and then it would bring you back
when their number was free. Yeah that was awesome too.
Speaker 4 (41:07):
Oh it was.
Speaker 6 (41:08):
So how do you get away with doing the prank calls? Now?
Speaker 5 (41:11):
Well, now nobody really, nobody picks up their phone if
they don't even recognize the number. So if you call
on you know, I usually d'Art.
Speaker 6 (41:17):
I'm like, if it's something important to leave a message,
and then if they keep bothering me, I just block it.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
That's why the only thing you could do now is
just call radio stations. That's why I just prank call
radio stations now it's so hard
Here's a guy fighting with his wife while leaving us
a voicemail.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
And joined a new show.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
I just want to say, man, oh man, I do
construction all day long, and well let's drop something up.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Get out.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Well we can think that.
Speaker 5 (00:17):
I'm with those goddam patch your crazy.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I'm trying to leave a message on the phone and
shut the god jam Kimmel. Shut up those gods. Cats
take much out every god the day at somewhere. I'm
just playing Hardwood down the floor every day.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
No, I scretch him. I don't heard.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Swear to God Hardwark not the chat here for eight years.
I don't give a christ Kreme about the packet.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
Get out, Hey, Sarah, Elisee, Big sports weekend, your Cincinnati
reds now everybody.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
It's okay with the coaching staff and all that stuff.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
Yeah, I guess we're not mad at Tino Francone anymore.
So Bob, don't sell the team. Okay, it's amazing. Just
last Sunday, everyone was super pissed off because they couldn't
get it done, and everybody, all of a sudden it's
back on top five and six all the last.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
All it takes a few bobbleheads.
Speaker 6 (01:30):
Speaking of bibbleheads, Ellie de la Cruz on his bobblehead
night goes yard with a grand.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Salami of course, because he uh oh stop so Yankee,
So are you listening? Are you watching?
Speaker 6 (01:45):
I think he's pretty happy here in Cincinnati. I think
it's safe to assume that he's always smiling.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Everybody.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Yeah, everybody's happy. Wherever the money is. It's where of
the big purses. That's where you're happy.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
Secure the guy, Now, build the statue, give him the check,
whatever he wants, I'll.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Be I'll be happy doing right up radio in Egypt
as long as the person is there.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
I don't care.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
You would leave Cincinnati for Egypt. Yes, you were crazy.
Did they go come here new radio and they pay
you double? I'll be like, see you later Cincinnati, the
Kid Chris Show coming to you live job?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Yep, I don't care.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
That's wild. Yeah, it was a good weekend, though it
was yours. You had guys night out on Friday night.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Yeah, that was fine. You know, it's funny. I never
had this happen before. I'm fine with it. But I
was there. I'm not gonna say where we went, but yeah, well,
first of all, the place where you went.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
I love going there, the.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Stupid There was a Reds game. Nobody was there, but
even though.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
Friday night was cold, I was not well attended.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Yeah, but the prices for the party were still there. Yeh,
So I parked.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
How much did you have to pay?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
I paid five bucks because I parked way over by
the casino.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
Oh that was smart. And then what did you do
from there?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
I got on the little scooter. I love those things.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
I can't believe those things didn't get swept away in
the floods. I hate those things.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I love them. They're everywhere and I never get on one. Nope.
And you were there when I first got on one
ever years ago. It was three hundred pounds. I thought
the thing was gonna snap and it was the funniest
thing I've ever seen in Yeah, and I wrote it
all the way over to Kentucky. Oh, it was so awesome.
I love those things, full throttle all the way.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
So you get on your scooter from the casino to
where you went to dinner. Did something happen along the way?
No other than kicking ass? But we even in and
out of all the people trying to park and stuff.
But yes, and it was like there was like proms
going on and all that, so it's hard to pay
attention to to, you know, keeping safe with all the
oh you're sick, all there are checking out high school girls.
Speaker 7 (03:47):
Oh they're high school, but I speak, your daughter has
prom coming up right, Well she's going to one. I'm
not she's not a senior or.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
Anything, but yeah, yeah, but that's coming up right.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
I guess, Yeah, that's big. But I was at eating
and we sat at the bar and I never had
this happen before, but I ordered the this pretzel bread
thing and I couldn't finish it. So the woman that
was working there at the bartender, girl was like, man,
you know, and she said something. I go, you can
you can?
Speaker 7 (04:20):
Oh no.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
She was talking to some other couple that was over here,
and they said, go ahead and ask him. I'm sure
he'll let you. And I was like what and they
said she wanted to try it, and I said, you.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Can have it.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Hold on, yeah, the bartender wanted to try it, or
the couple sitting there.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
The bartender and I go, you could have the rest.
I don't want it. She goes really, I said, yeah,
she ate my.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
That is really weird. That's like something out of an
SNL sketch.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Yeah, it was fine. I was like, I have it.
I should have hooked up.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
Like I can't. I'm speechless. Like I mean, I've been
a bartender, I've been as server. It's not at one
point during all of that, I never thought to ask
someone for their food.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
No, I would. I would have rather rather that than
to have it to get tossed away. But I was
I was stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I wasn't.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
I guess you felt pretty comfortable with you.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
I was fine with it. I was cool.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Hey, I'm a cool person. Yeah, but I've never had
that happen before. Or the helpers finish my food. No,
I don't want to say helpers is you know.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
What I mean?
Speaker 6 (05:31):
But like the wait staff taking care of you, I
mean thinking about my time at Bonefish finish food. No,
I love that Bang Bang shrimp. See you know a
shrimp or two sitting there and I'm never pluck. We're
not going to finish that because I will.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
You never plucked one on the way back bringing.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
I've thought about it, but I'm like, I can't do that.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Hey, this weekend, that Minecraft movie did awesome again. I
saw that the first the day it came out. I
went with my kids, and I don't know anything about it.
I know it's a game, my kids play it and stuff.
It was awesome. I love that movie.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
So with that movie because I know what is doing
really well, you don't have to play the game to
understand it.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Okay, they do a great job at explaining it and stuff,
and yeah, you could go see it. I went with
it with it was packed when I went.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
We went at five o'clock in the afternoon on the
day it opened, and I thought it'll be fine. Yeah,
we almost didn't get seats.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
I love that though. I love that people are still
going to the movies.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Oh yeah, yeah, well I did until I went because
it was a you know, it was sold out with
a bunch of kids that wouldn't shut the hell up
that what happened to you?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
And you know, parents that won't control their kids anymore,
you know, And all the way through the movie, the
kid behind us would go, I'd say something about the
scream and whatever was going on, and then everywhere for
the next five minutes and.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
People going, and then you can't even focus on the movie,
and the.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Parent won't do anything about it because you know, my
kids got this, my kids got that. The checklist of
what the kid has, there's.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Always an ex A woman down in Nasau County, Florida
is making the headlines. She's forty four years old. Her
name is Melissa Gainey. English prenames bad news. She is
bad news. This is a naughty lady right here that
we're dealing with. She's now been accused of embezzling a
(07:23):
bunch of money from her church. Oh this ballsy girlie.
So it's a little Baptist church. And this went on
for years. Allegedly started doing this back in January of
twenty nineteen up until just a couple months ago. Just
beg for forgiveness, give it at the Baptist church, Like
(07:45):
you can't go talk to somebody. God forgives, Remember eventually
he will, but just forgives. She's gonna have to put
in her time. No God forgives, no surprise. She was
conveniently the church financial secretary, had job for eleven years.
And I guess some church committee members noticed, Hey, these
(08:05):
bank documents are not really adding up here. It's a
lot lower in the financial department than what it should be.
And looking at credit card statements from the church credit
card finding out hundreds of thousands of dollars missing directly
to Melissa try five hundred and seventy thousand bucks damn
(08:26):
over how long? Over six years the start of twenty nineteen,
all the way up tool a few months ago.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
Wow, that's insane and taking from a church, I mean,
from a church.
Speaker 6 (08:36):
I cannot live with myself. Sorry, I feel way too bad.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
I could.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
No, you couldn't stop your old dog. And I guess
you spent a lot of money on Amazon, Walmart, traveling,
like the airfare, hotels and stuff like that. See World
tickets through tickets that's dumb, baseball tickets and concerts. It's like, wow,
this girl is doing really well working at this church.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
I know, but that's what do you get out of that? Though?
Speaker 5 (09:01):
That's like a one time thing. If you're going to
go buy buy stuff that you could have forever, even after,
like you do jail. Time you get out of jail,
you still have it.
Speaker 6 (09:09):
I mean, what are you talking about, Like, what was
you buying?
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Well for a nice car much cash somewhere, Yeah, you
know what I mean. So it's there when you get out, just.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
In case, put it in some hole in your yard
or something something, But I don't know. I mean, being
over forty years old, I don't know if she has
kids and she just wanted to take care of them,
take them on trips, or.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Buy property put it in somebody else's name.
Speaker 6 (09:31):
For five hundred and seventy thousand bucks. Yeah, we could
really use that money. It was a tax time, you know,
it's tax time here. Well, I know the deadline on Tuesday.
My husband and I owe a nice little chain, more
than we've ever had to. Oh and I got the
news during the Reds game yesterday. I'm like, well, the
day is over, the weekend is ruined. I'm gonna get sick. Yeah,
(09:56):
so don't forget Yeah, tax deadline Tuesday.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
But anyway, So, yeah, this lady she's been fired from
the church obviously, and a bunch of charges come in
her way.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yep, and she has nothing to show for it. She
gets it when she gets charged of stuff. She gets
out of jail and she's back to square one.
Speaker 6 (10:12):
And hey, she's got those pictures from SeaWorld.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Yeah right, but who cares?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
But like I said, if you, if you were to
buy property and put it in somebody else's name or whatever,
and then when you get out, you switch the name
over to you work smarter.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
Yeah right, exactly. Not the brightest crayon in the box
that we're dealing with here.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Now, all these.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
Idiot criminals, you need to start watching more of these
mob documentaries like me. Do you want to watch mob
documentaries to learn how to steal, cheat and all that stuff?
And uh and then learn and then watch forensic files
to dupe the system when it comes to leaving fingerprints
in DNA behind.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
Thank you there you go.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
See.
Speaker 6 (10:47):
Learn how to be a bad person, kid.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Exactly, that's the name of my book. How did you
know I would be?
Speaker 6 (10:53):
I would be way too nervous to do anything like this.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Learn to be bad?
Speaker 6 (10:57):
I see, you know, I see the little you know,
the change stuff going around at the church, and I'm like,
I wonder if anyone's you know.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
I'll give you a little here and there before my
book comes out. You have to always bust these people
because of DNA, Like, oh, they found some hair, they
found this, so that found that all right? Yes, these
people that work at Supercuts and all that stuff, they're
covered in everybody else's hair.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
Oh are you saying that they could be getting into
something sketchy.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Oh that's who you go after the super cut.
Speaker 6 (11:28):
Leave the super cuts out of it. They've got the
rown issues.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
Good luck coming through all that DNA. It'll take ten
years before they find somebody.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
Oh you got too much time on your ends to
think about the DNA.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Of seven thousand people that we found in the scene.
Speaker 6 (11:46):
Oh yeah, dudes listening, I know you're all going to supercut.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
This is sports. What's say?
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Speaker 4 (12:08):
Segment is here.
Speaker 6 (12:10):
Yeah Hot, reds bab.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Third third place, five hundred.
Speaker 6 (12:14):
Right now, Hunter Green was dealing. Yeah, Ellie was hitting
Bomb's Grand Salamis. Let's go.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
I piped up.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
It was a great weekend at the ballpark.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Oh go ahead. Segment, Thank you Red Hunter Green.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Seven sparkling innings yesterday, Thank you reds can played a
three game series week for those Pirates.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Four nil.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
Hell yeah, Green dealing again, two and one hour on
the year, eight strikeouts walked, one sir, and Green's era
now to a microscopic zero point nine to eight. He's
allowed one ear and running three starts so far. If
he's not the picture of the month, there ought to
be an investigation by the Trump administration.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Reds pitchers.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
Red's pitchers retired to final twenty three Buco batters faced
Santiago Espinal with a two run single and the Reds
go to eight and eight, winners of five or six.
They had the day off today and then the homestand
continues tomorrow night with the first of three up against
the Seattle Mariners. And they suck and the action will
(13:16):
be right on on seven hundred WLW.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Sad news over the weekend, though, well, shouldn't get a
baseball team. They're not allowed to have sports. I don't
think Seattle.
Speaker 6 (13:24):
But he got against Seattle.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Sucks. The Pacific Northwest sucks.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
Reds Hall of Famer Tommy Helms passing away over the weekend.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
He was eighty three.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Helms was the National League Rookie of the Year, a
two time All Star, two time Gold Glove winner, inducted
into the Reds Hall of Fame in nineteen seventy nine
and November of nineteen seventy one, was part of that
humongous trade with the Houston Astros that brought Joe Morgan,
Jack Billingham and also Seesar Geronimo to Cincinnati. He was
the interim manager of the Reds twice for Pete Rose,
(13:55):
once with shoving the umpire Dave Poalone and then of
course with Roses gambling.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Uh deal.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
It's his birthday today, Pete Rose and golf Roy McElroy
finally with a green jacket. Bertie's the first hole of
a playoff to beat Justin Rose yesterday in a wild
roller coaster final round at the Masters in in Augusta, Georgia.
McElroy is the sixth golfer now in history to complete
the career Grand Slam. Tiger Woods did it twenty years ago.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
Nowhere to be old weekend.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
I getting old now that that twenty years ago, Tiger Wood. Yeah,
I was FC Cincinnati the Bruins game.
Speaker 6 (14:37):
So Master's jacket of sexy. I think I got a
thing for the green jacket.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
No, you have a thing for the wallet that goes
into the jacket. And the player was the player that
you know, if a guy that worked at Skyline was
wearing that jacket, Sarah will.
Speaker 7 (14:50):
Be like.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
When the guy's worth forty billion, that's a cute.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Yeah, I love you. I love you, baby, I love
you baby.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
Green is your color?
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Oh yeah, green is my color. Yeah, and one's fives, tens,
twenties and one hundred.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
Further the hotter you got. Okay, really, I see you.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Yeah. But but but if he goes yeah, can I
get your order?
Speaker 9 (15:13):
Man?
Speaker 6 (15:14):
Get away?
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Get away? You're cross. Let that other guy do it.
That jacket's gross.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
You what when you want to go?
Speaker 5 (15:21):
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because it was a roller coaster for everybody, Bentley physically
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Speaker 6 (15:46):
I bet you Rory and Bryson go there.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Yeah, yep, in their jackets.
Speaker 6 (15:50):
Oh hid hill, Oh my god, I know good.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Hi uh hi yah, Hi, boys come over.
Speaker 6 (15:58):
I'll just wear yeah, Mike, Now that's an idea.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
My color's your favorite color is Green, Yeah, Green, thank you.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
One two seven w E V. And Mike is this you? Yes, sir,
we're talking to Mike from Stained.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
You know everybody knows Stained, and uh, I can tell
you to this day here the day I was living
in Wichita, Kansas, nineteen ninety eight, we get the we
get Mudshovels sent to us, and it's the first single
that we get from you guys. And the hair stood
up on my forearm. Here now that baseline, and then
you know Aaron doing that that that voice in the beginning.
(16:36):
That was the beginning for you guys, right.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Fan Sin yeah, God, well thank you, Yeah, that was
that was the beginning for sure. That was how it
all started.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
When did you know Mike did that?
Speaker 7 (16:46):
This is it?
Speaker 4 (16:47):
This is gonna be my job forever.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
God, I'll tell you it's funny. I remember we Uh,
I had just bought my first I had I have
a degree in electric engineering, and I was working as
an engineer. I kind of the whole time has started stayed.
I graduated college, I had just bought my first house
and as my grandparents' house. And I remember leaving my
job to go on the road opening for kid Rock
and ninety nine, Like, am I going to be able
(17:12):
to pay my six hundred and fifty dollars a month mortgage?
And no idea? You know what I mean?
Speaker 9 (17:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:17):
And here we are, wow, A long time later, but.
Speaker 6 (17:22):
Now now you're touring the world.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Yeah, you're touring the world. And at this point, I mean,
you guys, it's staying.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
You have a full set of hits to where I mean,
you guys honestly don't even have to like rehearse.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Really right, we should rehearse, you know what I rehearse.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
You're hursing good, But you know what I mean, you
guys could do what you do, do a warm up day.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Of right, Yeah, there you go. Yeah, yeah, okay, I
mean that's for sure.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
That's where you want to be. You did it.
Speaker 6 (17:50):
Yeah, you're in a good spot, right.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Yeah, No, for sure, Yeah, very I feel very fortunate
for where we are. That's SE's for sure.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Mike from staying talking to us here on the Kid
Chris Show. Now you know where buddies with Sam from Chevelle,
and I know you guys are are friendly. I'm sure
you guys crossed.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Paths for sure. I love those guys. Yeah, and I
know you.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Guys are like on like the same label. They just
joined the same label as you guys.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Yeah, they're on Alchemy also Danny Wimmer's label. Right.
Speaker 5 (18:16):
Pete came on my show a couple of years ago
just screaming about how the record labels were making all
this money and they didn't make any money.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
And listen, I've sold I don't know how many millions
of records, I mean, and I never once received a
royalty from the record company after whatever, twenty whatever, twenty
five years. Yeah, yeah, we still owe their money. We
haven't been on the label since I don't know, twenty
eleventh was the last record we put out of Atlantic,
(18:44):
And yeah, we still owe them money. Wow, I mean,
and I'm not gonna listen, I'm not gonna lie. I mean,
they gave us large advances, you know what I mean,
and that's why. But I mean, but seriously, I mean,
they should. They have to be paid off. I think
it's I think it's estimated. I think we're saying, like
another three years of we paid off and I'll actually
start making royalties on our.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Record at some point. Can you guys own your music?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Yeah, so supposedly after thirty five years, the masters are
supposed to revert back to you, but I was talking
to our attorney about that, and he said that no
label ever lets you do that. They try to buy
you out and give you money so they continue to
you know, own the masters, so unless you fight them.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
Well, Mike, I know, the last time we spoke with you,
you were living you were like neighbors with fifty cent
and if you still are, couldn't you go over and
talk to him about that.
Speaker 6 (19:33):
Straightened out?
Speaker 2 (19:35):
He sold that kind of a while ago.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
Oh he did, okay, Yeah, yeah, he didn't like living
next door to a guy that doesn't own his own masters.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
I don't think I don't think he was ever. I
don't think he was ever there. Oh okay, Now my
neighbor the craziest story, and you should. You should look
this up. There's there's been multiple datelines about him. But
there was a gentleman named Fotus Dulos who was accused
of murdering his wife his backyard. Kind of a bunts
of mine, and he actually ended up killing himself, but
(20:05):
they've still never found a woman's body. Oh and that
was my other neighbor.
Speaker 6 (20:10):
Well, oh my god, I just looked that up. Yeah,
back in a few years ago, Judge declared her legally
dead because they just don't even know where she's at.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
Atlantic has the body.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Yeah, but I've had I've had I've had cadaver dogs
searching my property. I mean it's like, yeah, it's crazy,
oh man, crazy, crazy story.
Speaker 6 (20:33):
What a street to be on, right, there's something forever totally.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
Maybe that's why that's why fifty seven moved out so fast.
You're like, I want no part of this.
Speaker 6 (20:41):
See the dogs out there.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
Talking with Mike from Staine, who's going to be in
town with Breaking Benjamin on Sunday, May twenty fifth at
River Bend. Now, you're coming to town with Breaking Benjamin.
You know, we know Kevin from Breaking Benjamin. He's gonna
be coming on the show next week. And know you
guys have worked together with some of your other band stuff.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Right, Yeah. We did one song with him in Santa Sonia,
so you know everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we did. Yeah.
He's great, man, Those those guys are great. I love
those guys and we had such a good time with
them last fall. That's why we're going back out again
this spring.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
So Mike, you know, as a dad, it's got to
be a lot. Is it a lot easier to go
out on the road now that the kids are a
little older.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
I mean, yeah, Listen, it's gonna be tough because so
we have twins and they're both leaving in September, and
my wife's already, you know, in rough shape over and
I actually have we actually have some shows that aren't
announced yet coming in September. So they're leaving and I'm
leaving at the same time, so I'm probably gonna come home.
(21:45):
So a couple of puppies and new kittens is my
is my death? Well, I'm gonna tell you. I'm going
to tell you. I'm going to tell you a quit
crazy story because I just realized. I just realized this.
I just put one and one together, not that then
I'm a little slow here. So my son's graduating and
we book this tour the school he goes to. I'm like,
I thought they graduated in June. His school graduates on
(22:08):
the twenty sixth, on that day that morning, so we
had to change our schedule around. So now we're we're
supposed to be in Cleveland or something. It got moved
and I actually had to go to a singing and
charter a plane to get into Cincinnati that day to
go to that show. Oh wow, whoa, Yeah, so I'm
(22:29):
going to be home. We play in Saratoga, which is
another beautiful upstate New York spot on Friday. Saturday's off.
Sunday morning, I do his graduation and then I fly
in the Cincinnati for the show.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Wow, oh my god, Stained Force one will be flying
in right before, right before.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Like.
Speaker 6 (22:52):
What happened.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
Yeah, that'll be fine.
Speaker 6 (22:54):
That gives me anxiety just thinking about that.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
You're not there, or Chris, We're good, Yeah, you'll be.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
Well.
Speaker 6 (23:04):
Good luck with navigating all of that. I mean, it's good.
You got the day off, you know beforehand.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Yeah, yeah, I can't miss my son's graduation right.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
Absolutely, not absolutely.
Speaker 6 (23:12):
I love that prioritizing your family.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Good for you, Mike.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
Listen, man, you guys are going to put on a
great show as always. You just plug in and just
uh you play everything. Everybody loves it and you know that.
And congratulations on the career and most and most importantly
on your kids going off to school and being a
great dad and uh yeah.
Speaker 6 (23:29):
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Speaker 1 (23:31):
Thank you, yeah, dude, and you always, guys, you always
have been cool when you've called into my show, and
I appreciate that as well, So thank you.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
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Speaker 6 (23:42):
All right, we'll see you here next month.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Yes, all right, guys.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
You know you've got concerts coming up and stuff, and
I have no interest in these, uh, in these big
festivals like Coachella. But I did see the footage online
of Prodigy, uh and they haven't played since that one
singer for Prodigy he killed himself and that was years ago,
and I was supposed to see them at Sonic Temple
and unfortunately, you know, he died right before and didn't
(24:08):
perform obviously because you know, the guy was dead. Prodigy
didn't play, but Papa Roach filled in their spot and
had covered a Prodigy song out there, which was awesome.
They did Firestarter, but it was cool seeing them come back,
and man, I wish I was there for that. That
would have been cool. But man, stained coming to town
(24:29):
with Breaking Benjamin, that's right up my alley. That's going
to be good.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
That want to be so big the first show of
the year, it kind of is it is.
Speaker 6 (24:37):
Kind of like the big off big concert. Yeah, a
Memorial Day weekend on a Sunday and.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
Then being off on Monday.
Speaker 6 (24:47):
I think we're doing broadcast out there too. Yes, we
are off on Memorial Day.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Oh thank god.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
Not that you're gonna party hard or anything at the concert,
But it doesn't make a concert more enjoyable when you
know you're off the next day.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
No, yeah, it just makes it. It's like an extra
day for me to sit at Starbucks and listen to
a wrestling podcast.
Speaker 6 (25:05):
And check out all the yoga mom and.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
Find out what happened exactly, and find out what happened,
you know, during WrestleMania five behind the scenes.
Speaker 6 (25:11):
And he brought up Yeah, WrestleMania five, like everybody, uh
googling at Starbucks. You brought up Coachella. Yes, dude, you
could not pay me anything. Well, actually I don't know.
I owe a lot in taxes. Yeah, but Coachella looks
like the Hunger Games. No, I know, it's miserable. I know,
(25:31):
twelve hours just to get it standing in the dirt.
You're standing in the dirt, you're sleeping in the dirt,
and then you're waiting in three to four five hour
lines just to take a shower. No, no thanks, No,
you know and it looks like it smells bad and
it was one hundred degrees.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
Oh, I know, but you got to be a certain
age because I'll tell you, I grew up outside of Rome,
New York, where Woodstock ninety nine was and you want
you documentary and it looks like hell on Earth. I mean,
that's why they burned it down.
Speaker 6 (25:59):
But it's all teenagers that really don't care. We're just
cranky old people.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
I wanted to be there during that. I wanted to
be at that.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
Yeah, Flesh Gordon was at that, of course, and he
said everywhere he looked there was tents of just people
having sex and stuff.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
And I was like, oh, why did I go?
Speaker 6 (26:14):
I wanted to be there, and that's why Flesh was Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Now I just go, I want to take a nap.
Speaker 6 (26:20):
My God, just looks sturdy and stinky. I know I
would be tired and stressed out. Food is expensive right there.
I just think, what would they let me in with
a backpack filled with dude wipes? No hard pass. On Coachella,
that's Sarah with the theme, Hi, what do you got?
Speaker 4 (26:48):
You got some breaking news for us?
Speaker 6 (26:50):
Well, we've seen a lot of big businesses filing for
bankruptcy lately.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
You know, it's a little scary, man.
Speaker 6 (26:55):
It is kind of weird. It's all the places that
we grew up with to like Red Lobster and Olive
Garden and Hooters and yeah, you know, all the big
chain restaurants. But the latest one here not a restaurant.
Oh wait, Watchers. Oh did you hear about this?
Speaker 4 (27:12):
No, but didn't over by them.
Speaker 6 (27:15):
I think she had a really big part in their business.
She was always pushing them, right, Yeah, I can't remember,
but I just know that she was kind of like
the face of the company for a long time.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
Well yeah, when your face when the face of the
company is a big fat face all the time and
people stop going to it, like, well it ain't working.
Speaker 6 (27:32):
That's kind of what happened, unfortunately.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Well it's funny about that, is like, uh, was it
that place? It was one of those places where.
Speaker 6 (27:44):
Because wait, Watchers takes work. Yeah, it's not a convenient
shot like Zempi.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Well, it was one of those places where it was
I don't know if it was that place or not,
but it was years ago and we stopped by and
it was he had to go in and get the food.
I remember going in and I went to the front
desk and to pick up the food. I think my
wife ordered the food or whatever, and we go in
and we get the little trays.
Speaker 6 (28:09):
Of like the little meal press, little meal things.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
And all the people that worked there were fat. And
I got in the car and I told I told
the day I go, why why do we go to
this place?
Speaker 6 (28:22):
Like open up the container and it's like cupcakes and brownie?
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Why do I go to this place when everybody hears fat?
Speaker 6 (28:31):
Dude? In high school, I went to a personal trainer
and he was fat, and I was like this guy,
He's like, you really donut? And I'm like, broke.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
It's like it's like why, It's like having a blind pilot.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Like.
Speaker 6 (28:49):
Like why are you body shaming me?
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (28:54):
We should work on.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
You a bet. How about how about I sit down
and tell you.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
What to do.
Speaker 6 (29:02):
You can't believe I went to that guy.
Speaker 4 (29:05):
No results. Let's get on the scale and see where
we are. How about you get on first? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (29:16):
Oh so weight watchers barely they are struggling to stay relevant.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (29:21):
Of course, with all the weight loss drugs out there,
especially of zembic, everyone's just looking for that convenient shot, right,
Now no one wants to do the food prep and
count the calories and pay for the monthly subscription.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
I guess right, because it used to be it's like, look,
there's no magic pill. You're right, there's a shot.
Speaker 6 (29:38):
Now there's it is expensive. But yeah, you get desperate
and you're like, I'll do anything.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
But because food is expensive and all that stuff that's
very expensive.
Speaker 6 (29:47):
My cousin did weight Watchers. She was actually very successful,
but it takes a lot of self control. Food forever, yep,
and she did really good with it. But she's the
only person I know that.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
Yeah, then when you stiff a piece of bread, regular bread,
you blow up to eight hundred pounds.
Speaker 6 (30:02):
Again, it's over. Yeah, there's always something out there. But yeah,
now it's like you can't compete with the shots because
we are seeing really good results from it. But unfortunately
with ozempic, the new side effect with it is people
are losing their hair, losing weight and hair.
Speaker 5 (30:18):
Now, well then I get on it. Well, it lose
the hair off my shoulders, in my back. That's probably
the only hair that it'll stay. It'll fall off. Yeah,
your hair will fall off, by that'll be my luck.
My hair will fall off my head and my eyebrows
and everything, and then my hair on my back and
shoulders will get longer.
Speaker 6 (30:35):
Yeah, are dreads, I say, You're like a rotten strawberry.
Oh gosh. But yeah. According to Forbes, they say that
weight watchers now down more than eighty percent over the
past five years.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
Oh yes, that's the only lot, that's the only weight
they're losing our people profits.
Speaker 6 (30:57):
It's so true though.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
So if you've actually had weight watcher success, I do
want to hear from you, because, yeah, this thing takes
it takes a lot of dedication to get through it,
you know.
Speaker 4 (31:07):
So I'm gonna wait and watch him go out of business.
Speaker 6 (31:10):
Any day now. It was only a matter of time.
Takes too much effort.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
Yeah. Well, but also with the shot and all that stuff. Though,
once you come off of that, I'm sure you go
right back.
Speaker 6 (31:20):
Yeah. It's like, do you have to stay on the
shot forever?
Speaker 4 (31:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:22):
I mean, honestly, it's all about the discipline, and it's true.
That's why when I had my surgery and cut my
stomach and slit it all to pieces and stuff, I
waited like a over a year before I had the
access skin cut off and all that because I wanted
to see if I can live and look at you now,
I so far.
Speaker 4 (31:41):
I'm okay, I'm okay, I did all right? Thank you.
Speaker 6 (31:44):
Yeah, old sucks.
Speaker 4 (31:45):
Yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
But the hair on my shoulders and stuff, it keeps
growing growing. Pretty soon I'll be tripping over it. Thank you,
Sarah Alice.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
Now, Pete Rose's birthday today, Sarah elease.
Speaker 6 (31:57):
Peple fourteenth, number fourteen. How cool is that?
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Well, yeah, and it sucks that there's no home game
today because day would have been a great day obviously.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
But it's going to be May fifteenth or May fourteenth.
Speaker 6 (32:08):
Right, May fourteenth is Pete Rose night, and they're going
to do like a jersey giveaway to everybody that's coming
to that game.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
So well, what about May fifteenth, which is my birthday?
They're going to do a jersey giveaway that night, or
they'll probably charge me.
Speaker 6 (32:20):
Oh I'm sure, yeah, yeah, you'll get your own jersey.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
Yeah, he'll charge me. They'll charge everybody. They'll go, yeah,
we'll give away Kid Chris jerseys, but you'll have to
pay for it.
Speaker 6 (32:28):
Oh okay, and actually give us twenty bucks on your
way in.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
Here is Nolan Ryan this is a funny chat.
Speaker 5 (32:37):
Nolan Ryan was on stage with Pete Rose talking about
the time they were talking smack to each.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
Other in nineteen eighty.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
We were playing Philadelphia and whoever won that game go
to the World Series. I go down to take batting
practice and Pete on one knee and he's leaning on
his bat watching And when I got through hitting, I
walked out and Pete goes, hey, Nolan, I wish you'd
get that curveball years over, just one time.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
Do you remember this.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
No, I didn't say, mister Ryano, you said, Nolan. He
said I wish you'd get that curveball over just one time.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
I go, yeah, why is that, Pete?
Speaker 3 (33:12):
And he says, because I'm going to hit it right
off your blinking forehead.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
And I go, oh, all right, we'll see about that.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
So, you know, we get into the game and first
two times up, I don't throw him any curveballs. Third
time up, throw him fastball. In throw him fastball. Way
it counts one in one. I think now's my chance. Well,
I throw my curveball and when it leaves my hand,
I know it's a good pitches pitch one throw.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
But I see Pete's eyes light up.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
And he and he hit some most vicious line drive
that would have hit me in the face if I
hadn't got my glove up. And he's running the first
base pointing at me. Okay, and he comes across the
mound he says a couple of ugly things to me.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
Yeah. They put it up on the screen and it
said something like, Yo, what do you think about that? Bitch?
Speaker 7 (34:10):
I love it.
Speaker 6 (34:12):
More players should be miked up, I know.
Speaker 4 (34:14):
I wish that stuff would happen more. They get that.
You know, it's funny.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
If you ever go on YouTube, go down the rabbit
hole of hockey players miked up. It is so funny
here and those guys talk smack.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
To each other. Oh yeah, oh god. They just just
give each other hell the whole game. It is so awesome.
More of that, I know, and a lot of in baseball.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
It's such a slower pace game, and a lot of
those guys know each other, so they're all like, hey, man,
how's it going.
Speaker 4 (34:42):
It's not as crazy, you know.
Speaker 6 (34:43):
I feel like they changed tune sometimes when they know
they're miked up.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (34:47):
Yeah, Like I want them to be miked up when
they don't know it oh no, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (34:50):
In hockey, they don't care and they don't care their friends.
They'll talk, don't talk more smack to each other.
Speaker 6 (34:55):
Well, and it's more aggressive sport, and they don't care
to my up.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
They say all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 6 (35:01):
It's so good, unedited, yep, and it's even.
Speaker 5 (35:05):
But the time that they actually respect each other more
is when they skate up to each other and it's
time to fight. That that's when they're more respectful to go.
You're ready to do it, you want to do it, Okay,
you're cool, all right, let's do it.
Speaker 6 (35:15):
So before they start fighting and you know, throwing punches
like that, they kind of talk about it.
Speaker 4 (35:21):
Yeah, they make sure that they're they're cool with it.
Speaker 6 (35:22):
They kind of give like a nod or something.
Speaker 5 (35:24):
Because sometimes a guy will be at the end of
his shift and it'll be like, now, I'm too tired,
let's do it next one.
Speaker 6 (35:29):
So some of those fights and they're staged.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Well they're they're not. It's not stage like like uh wrestling. Yeah,
it's not stage where the outcome is fixed. It's it's like, no,
I can't go now, because you know it's the end
of my shift. I'm too tired. You know, they're you know,
they're they're fighting to get the crowd all route up,
and and they're guys, the guys on each other on
their teams.
Speaker 6 (35:52):
Yeah, because watching the Cyclones fight, I mean yes, well then.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
At the game, yeah, if there's a dirty hit, then
it doesn't matter if you if you hit one of
the other guys on the team, nasty, they're all coming at.
Speaker 6 (36:02):
And like, I didn't know anyone was agreeing to this
because it happened so fast.
Speaker 5 (36:06):
If there's a time where you got it, like the
coach will say, get out there, get the guys riled up.
A guy will get jump out there and go, hey,
I gotta get the guys going. You ready you want
to go? And the guy go yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 6 (36:17):
Wow yeah, yeah, yeah, I never knew that.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Yes, Oh, there's a time and a place now, Sarah
Elise of course, the greatest website in the world.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
Here's what's on kid Chris dot com.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
That's right with two d's for devastatingly awesome. What what
kid Chris dock? Sure what the extra D is for
devastatingly awesome? Okay, there is up there a newscast talking
about well this happened already, obviously the presidential election, but
(36:49):
in one town.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
There was a guy running for president, Jeffs.
Speaker 9 (36:52):
Completed poll in North Carolina shows Donald Trump leading Hillary
Clinton in a possible presidential matchup. But that's not the
part that's grabbing people's today. It is the third party
candidate on that pole, candidate named these Nuts. Oh no, really,
a candidate registered as an independent from Iowa has the
legal name of these Nuts.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
No, no, no, who is this right here? You're not
looking at kid Chris dot com.
Speaker 6 (37:32):
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (37:33):
No, this is an old, old footage of this person
playing in a bar. Uh oh, like they're just up
on State. I've got the.
Speaker 5 (37:52):
Sick establish.
Speaker 6 (37:56):
And this person is a famous singer.
Speaker 4 (37:58):
Now that's Lady Gaga.
Speaker 6 (38:08):
Oh, a very young Lady Gaga.
Speaker 4 (38:10):
Yeah, if you go to kid Chris dot com you'll
see it. It's up there right now.
Speaker 6 (38:14):
She is so talented.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
Yeah, she's up there.
Speaker 6 (38:17):
She was the only good part about Coachella over the weekend.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
Yeah, I didn't see that.
Speaker 6 (38:22):
Her performance was awesome.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Also, if you go up on kid Chris dot com,
I can't play it because there's so much like swearing
and stuff. But this dude walks in on his wife
or girlfriend or somebody m and oh, yeah, it's really crazy.
He walks in and he must have had the camera
(38:44):
hidden in there because he must have sent something to
going out, because the footage is out there and it's
all blurred out so you don't see nudity. But she
jumps up and he sees them and freaks out.
Speaker 6 (38:56):
She's with another dude.
Speaker 5 (38:59):
Or why the video? Okay, it's up on kid Chris
dot com. You'll be shocked. Shocked.
Speaker 6 (39:06):
Hell of a tease, Christopher, Thank.
Speaker 4 (39:07):
You very much.
Speaker 5 (39:08):
And then also this TV commercial right here. I remember
when this came out, all right, this is I was
a kid and I thought it was over.
Speaker 4 (39:17):
This was a TV commercial promoting a new service on
your phone.
Speaker 6 (39:22):
You make the I'm not making the call you make.
Speaker 4 (39:27):
These are little kids making prank phone calls. Hello, Hi,
this is oh Secreted Myra.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Oh you are huh?
Speaker 5 (39:43):
I saw you on the street the other day.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Oh yeah, maybe we.
Speaker 5 (39:48):
Could get together.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
Well I'll have to call you back.
Speaker 5 (39:52):
Oh I didn't give out my nu.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
Oh that's okay, I've got it already.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Fine, fine, five three to nine eight. By the way,
is your mother there.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
To get Bell? Atlantic color I d called, why can't
you see the number? If it was calling? That was
the worst.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
I remember that coming out when I was a kid,
being like what, oh no, yeah it was it was
it was black Tuesday. But then when we learned that
you could Star sixty seven and block that, it was like,
we're back.
Speaker 6 (40:38):
Boys, and then we are back? Which one was the
Star sixty nine? Is that so you could hide your number?
Speaker 5 (40:44):
No, Star sixty nine? Would it would ring it back?
Or or it would you would Star sixty nine and
would read read the number back to you. Okay, it
would either ring it back or.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
And then I would have that one where like if
they didn't have call waiting, you would dial something and
it would keep checking the number. Why you went and
did something else, and then it would bring you back
when their number was free. Yeah that was awesome too.
Speaker 4 (41:07):
Oh it was.
Speaker 6 (41:08):
So how do you get away with doing the prank calls? Now?
Speaker 5 (41:11):
Well, now nobody really, nobody picks up their phone if
they don't even recognize the number. So if you call
on you know, I usually d'Art.
Speaker 6 (41:17):
I'm like, if it's something important to leave a message,
and then if they keep bothering me, I just block it.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
That's why the only thing you could do now is
just call radio stations. That's why I just prank call
radio stations now it's so hard
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