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April 17, 2025 30 mins
John Matarese joins KiddChris and Sara to dive into the increasing cost of everyday items, like that coveted Easter ham, and the grand opening of the new Wawa! Discover why this "fancy convenience store" generates such excitement, especially for its famous, freshly made "hoagies"!

Sara has the unbelievable story of a groom in India calling off his wedding just nine days before to run off with his bride's mother!

Amanda Bynes' ventures into OnlyFans and the surprising business model behind it. KiddChris’ speculation about his own potential OnlyFans content.

KiddChris.Com has the CRAZIES tornado video EVER. And a senator's eyebrow-raising reading of a gay sexually explicit book from a school library during a public meeting!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Is this John Matteiice?

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Is this the Kid Christ Show?

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What up?

Speaker 3 (00:03):
Sun and Sarah?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hey guys, how are you happy Easter?

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Happy? Almost? It's Easter coming. You know, we've been doing
some reports on the how how expensive everything is. Of course,
you know the ham it's crazy. You know, an average ham,
you know, I get for the family thirty forty bucks.
You want to get those spiral cut hams. Everybody loves
the spiral slice ham. That's seventy five to one hundred dollars.
You don't have to cook it. It's pre slice, so

(00:31):
you know you're not going to cut your fingers off.
And we talked to a nutritionist who said, hey, go
to the store and get some ham slices. You know,
have a you know you go to Kroger in the
meat section. Of those ham slices, they're about a quarter
of the price. You fry them up in a pam
with some brown sugar. You gotta.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Versus Spiral family.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Why is it so expensed? Are they was it? Is
it made in China?

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yeah? The terrift, yeah, the terriff Yeah. No, it's just
it's a service and people you don't like to have
to cook on Easter. You know, and Thanksgiving everybody likes
to cook that turkey and kind of spend all day cooking.
Nobody in Eastern wants to spend all day cooking. Come on,
you just don't. I'd rather just have a steak on
the grill.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah right, I'd rather be just left alone on the Easter.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Just leave me alone.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yeah, the resurrection of silence? How about that?

Speaker 2 (01:21):
You know I was talking about how expensive eggs are,
and you know there's these crazy ideas, you know, don't
use colored eggs this Easter. Use colored marshmallows. Oh, I
don't want marshmallows are colored different colors. Kids don't want
the kids want a plastic egg with money in it.
They don't want to go around the backyard picking up
marshmallows that have been dipped in different colored dots.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
The exciting news, John MATAI now I know you're an
East Coaster, right John.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yeah, originally from the East coast. So I've been to
wah Ons in Pennsylvania, driving through and as of as
of this week, we've got a wall walk. I think
I was up there, Yeah, there for the for the
grand opening in preview, and wow, the crowds. You could
even get in the place. They had the preview for

(02:09):
the community and VIPs and you couldn't even move in there.
People were so excited about it. It's cool. It's a
it's a fancy convenience store. People say, well, what what's
the excitement over Lahoa? Matg and Chris? You've been to one? Sara?
Have you been to one?

Speaker 5 (02:23):
Christopher has? I still have not had a chance to
get there.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
I lived in Philadelphia and I used to live by one,
and uh oh yeah, I love going and getting the
hogies and the coffee.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yeah, I want to try one of these things.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
That's the thing. That's the thing. They're most famous for
their hogies because they're freshly made. You go up to
the counter and you're like, I want an Italian HOGI
I want a Turkey homie ogi on a roast bee.
You know. It's it's a nice sandwich. It's made to order,
so it's not like in other convenience stores that I'm
not gonna name, but they have the shrink wrap sandwiches.
You're like, how old is that shrink wrap sandwich? You know?

(02:55):
And then some of the others they got the pizza
on the on, the warm pizza on the wheel, knock
dog on the wheel. It's like again not naming them,
not lasting them, but while I takes it to the
next level with the custom ordered food. So there's the
one that just opened right off the Butler Regional Highway.
It's wiped by the Liberty Center Mall Butler County. So

(03:17):
that's the one that's opened and you can check it out.
It might be a good weekend to go up there
and go in and get a coffee and get a
hogi and it's just fun. It's going to be about
four or five more.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
It's free coffee.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yeah, right now they're giving aly free coffee.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Well, John Mattery's all right, you have.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
A great easter. Yeah, you two, and.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Everybody keep an eye on John Mattery's money on Facebook
is it's something to date all the time, twenty four
hours a day. And then of course on Channel nine,
John Mattery, thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Great coffee.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Guys. That is Sarah Least.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Oh hi, that's a guy screaming her name. I like
it when guys.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah, she's on top of this guy.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
You just don't take into a whole night.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
You're choking them. What do you want me to say?
Jesus make jokes. God, Sarah, what's happening?

Speaker 5 (04:07):
Well, nine days, nine days before their wedding, this couple
is calling it quits before saying I do Raoul and Shovanni.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Yes, this couple. Yeah, they live in India.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
They're twenty years old, and they had their wedding all
planned out just over a week ago.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
In the groom said, Hey, I'm going to call an
audible here perfect, he said, Actually there's another woman. Oh,
he said. Her name is Anita.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yes, whattwist the Indian?

Speaker 3 (04:47):
She is Indian?

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (04:49):
And it just so happens to be his bride's mom.
Ah supposed to be his mother in law. Yes, Anita
is forty years old. And apparently these two have been
planning it all out for a bit. They've got the
money saved up. Raoul left his bride to be completely penniless,

(05:12):
and now him and his was supposed to be the
mother in law are on the run.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Nobody can get ahold of them.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
Anita's husband, Kumar, they've been married for over twenty years.
He's now filed a missing person's complaint.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Why let him go? Who cares?

Speaker 5 (05:28):
That's my thought too. Yeah, hell them, it's like she's
gonna leave you for a year old for the son
in law.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yeah, for her almost son in law.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yeah, let him be. Yeah, go marry your daughter.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
They'll be You know that stuff does happen over there.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Oh it does.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
I'll keep the music going.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
So sorry.

Speaker 5 (05:52):
So the family said, yeah, they had this close relationship,
but nobody thought too much about it, Like they'd talk
on the phone and yeah, they were friendly with one another.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
But I think we called them having sex a few times.
But you know what's that?

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Yeah, culture, I.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
Guess it's going to be an awkward Thanksgiving.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
I'm sure did they have thanks I don't think they
have Thanksgiving over there. I don't think the Pilgrim's going
over to India.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
India.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
You don't know that. Can you prove it?

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (06:22):
I can't prove anything because that now, I don't even
know if Katie Perry even went up to heaven.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
I don't even know where.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
Was she going. God, that's the new conspiracy theory is
that they never even.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Went to space.

Speaker 5 (06:33):
I know, I know that whole thing was dorky anyway,
I know, who cares?

Speaker 3 (06:38):
What did they accomplish by doing that?

Speaker 4 (06:41):
I just love how everything is a conspiracy, and I
love how people buy into it because the people who
make this stuff up are doing it just to get
the idiots to believe in it and spread it for them.

Speaker 5 (06:49):
Well, they know that they're going to get the clicks
on Twitter because it is still trending on social media.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Just sit back and laugh. That make it up. I
want to make up rumors. We got to do this somehow.
How do we do that?

Speaker 3 (07:00):
You got to get on the space tweet, the space tweets.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
No, I know, we got to come up with our
own version of one.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
We got to come up like a local rumor or
something like, come up with one that I like, like,
I don't have a leg or something.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
I mean I only see one from hers.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
So yeah, who's just say so let's say I have
a fake leg.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
You don't go out anywhere?

Speaker 4 (07:18):
Yeah right, So get through it. And when I do,
people just start coming up and lifting up my pant
leg and.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
Stuff must stop. Oh yeah, good luck to this new couple.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Yeah, good luck he starting.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Their new life. And I guess they took off with
all the jewelry and everything. Yeah, it's a bunch of weirdos.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Hey, you can't stop love. Sarah A. Laice.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
You love who you love, that's right.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
And they're going to be married for about five days
because she's old, right, how old is she?

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Forty? That's not that old.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
But she's with a twenty year old dude who was
supposed to be her son in law, marrying your kid.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Making some fresh curry O.

Speaker 6 (08:01):
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Speaker 2 (08:17):
What up?

Speaker 1 (08:19):
What's going on everybody?

Speaker 5 (08:20):
Well, kind of some bad news for our Reds, the
blue jacket, I know, take the bad with the good
around here.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
I guess a lot of bad versus good. Yeah, the
past few years they're the bad.

Speaker 7 (08:33):
Cal Rawley hit two more homers as the Mariners beat
those Reds last night, five to three innings. Since his
four game win streak, Rowley hit a solo drive from
each side of the plate. He's now got five homers
in his last five games.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
I need to get him.

Speaker 7 (08:48):
Let's see. Bryce Miller struck out eight over five innings.
Nick Martinez lasted into the fifth giving up four runs,
and the Reds close out the series in homestand Today
at twelve forty afternoon special with Brady Singer three and
Oh on the Mound.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
Just understand something, everybody, when your sports teams let you down,
the Kid Chris Show will always be here for you.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Thank you. That's right, We're here. We're here for mental health.

Speaker 7 (09:13):
Red's catcher Tyler Stevenson, now since the start of the
season with that left oblique strain about it, is set
to start a rehab assignment of Triple A Louisville next Tuesdays.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
What's that?

Speaker 3 (09:26):
What'd you say about the moofs here?

Speaker 1 (09:28):
The Bengals update.

Speaker 7 (09:29):
The Bengals have brought back quarterback Logan Woodside on a
one year deal. He spent last season on the practice
squad to back up Joe Burrows.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Stupid.

Speaker 7 (09:39):
The Bengals open all season workouts on starting on Monday.
The twenty twenty five National Football League Draft is one
week from tonight, and Beautiful Green Bay, Wisconsin draft the
city and the Bengals.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
The Bengals are draft seventeenth.

Speaker 7 (09:55):
CBS and Yahoo Sports report that Aaron Rodgers more likely
now to retire on side with a team that's not
a Super Bowl contender.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Okay, mister pickys.

Speaker 7 (10:11):
NHL NHL Montreal defeated Carolina last night four to two,
so the Canadians played at sixteenth and final birth at
the Stanley Cup Playoffs. The Columbus Blue Jackets, who were
battling for that final berth, will close out their season
tonight hosting the New York Islanders.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
That's one of those storylines.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
I have no skin in the game, but I wanted
to see that come down to the wire me too.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
They had won like what five six in a row.

Speaker 7 (10:37):
Yeah, they'll get back in it and just fall short
one day, one day short.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
That's That's one of those things that sports is about,
right there.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
I think a lot of people were rooting for that.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Yes, well Montreal.

Speaker 7 (10:47):
Montreal is going to face Washington in the first round,
so number eight and those boys will take care of
them on shere pretty good.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
Yeah, the grade eight. Yeah, man Ovechkin. That was fun
to watch too, that whole thing when he won the
or when he uh break down?

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Does he retire?

Speaker 1 (11:03):
You think Connor McDavid will do it now? I don't know,
will he get close? I don't know how old is he.
He's not in his forties. No, he's not.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
But I saw that Dutchkin and was going to play
for another year.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
I mean he may have another year and they hit
a thousand goals.

Speaker 4 (11:17):
Now yeah, Well but if he wins the Stanley Cup,
I mean that's the perfect time.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
That's true. Amen to that go out a winner like
on this show. Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 4 (11:53):
It's the seventeenth of April. It is cruising by. Hey,
it's Norman the Siasin's birthday today. You know him, Boomer
assiahs Yes, I do. Yeah, I think he worked here.

Speaker 5 (12:04):
Probably if you're a sports guy, yeah, you've probably worked
here or will work here.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
Rowdy Roddy Piper's birthday would have been today. He died
though he had lymphoma. Rowdy Roddy Piper lived by me
when I lived in Oregon. Really yeah, he had like
a big property up on the side of the little.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Mountain I lived on.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
Did you see him a lot?

Speaker 2 (12:25):
No?

Speaker 4 (12:26):
Never saw him. Uh Africa. Ben Bodam's birthday is today.
He is a hip hop pioneer, rock rock Planet rock.
Jon Hammer's birthday is today. You're like, who is that?

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Who is Jon Hammer?

Speaker 1 (12:45):
He's the guy that made the theme song for Miamivice.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Oh very cool.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Yeah, see you think you're cool, You're not.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
No, I definitely do not think I'm cool at all.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
On this day, in nineteen ninety three, six Flags Magic
Mountain you know them, Yes, I do. They announced that
there's gonna be no more rap concerts in California at
their music park because several hundred angry youths went on
a rampage when they couldn't get into the sold out
show by TLC and paper Boy. Oh my gosh, that

(13:17):
would have been a good show.

Speaker 8 (13:18):
I know.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Why has it always come back down to that, like,
blame it on the music.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
I know everybody blames the music.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Uh huh.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
If you're a fan of music, you have to own
the Great Adventures of Slick Rick which is a hip
hop album on this day in nineteen eighty nine. It
went gold not long ago. But it's got the great
hits that should go into the rock and roll Hall
of Fame, such as Children's Story Okay, and also Treat

(13:47):
Like a Prostitute a classic.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Pretty good.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
They did the job, money came with a but one
couldn't stop.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
It's like you had a those these you robbed.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
The novel.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
It's really good. I just never heard it before.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
I would listen to Slick Rick in the car and
my daughters they were real young, and Grace, my oldest,
goes wow, it's like he's telling a story. Oh my gosh,
yeah I know, and I'm like, yeah, that's right, that's
where it used to be.

Speaker 5 (14:17):
Well, that's probably why they love Taylor Swift so much,
because she's such a great storyteller.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Well, my oldest now she's raging against.

Speaker 5 (14:24):
Taylor's Yeah, that's what I did against Britney Spears, and
I was like a couple months later.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
No, I love her again.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yeah. That's the thing.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
It's like when you're when you're that age of you
like something and then when it comes popular, like I
hate it, uh huh, because because you think it's yours.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
I did the same thing when I was a kid.

Speaker 5 (14:40):
I did it with Britney Spears and Christina and Jessica
Simpson all the girls, and I'm like, I'm going to
go to the dark side.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Long.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Well, there you go. There's your stuff for today. That's all. Yeah,
that's it.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
Okay, Hey, we got tickets for you to go check
out break a Benjamin Stained River Bend, Big show Man.
It's going to be all awesome out there in the
good weather beginning of the outdoor concert season. And we'll
fill up your guts with some Skyline chili too.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
We got.

Speaker 5 (15:10):
These are like all of my favorite things, and Skyline
has these jalapeno spicy Natcho things.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Right now, Coler, who are you.

Speaker 6 (15:22):
Ryan?

Speaker 4 (15:24):
Okay? All right, now, hold on a second. I'm gonna
play a mystery movie. You tell me what movie it is,
and I will give you these tickets. All right, alright,
Hold on a second. I'm gonna put you on hold,
and then we'll see if he gets it. Here we go.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
If he doesn't get it, this is open for everybody else.
Here we go, Sir. I will not tolerate any racist
behavior on the plane. This is a very difficult time
for our country.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
I know that I'm not a racist. I just want
to watch the move.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
I'm only going to say this one more time, sir,
Calm down.

Speaker 5 (15:52):
Calm.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
All right. Do you know the movie?

Speaker 5 (16:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (16:10):
That was so fast?

Speaker 1 (16:11):
That was That's the number one movie on this day
in two thousand and three.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Fun facts?

Speaker 1 (16:16):
All right, Yeah, so there you go.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Dang.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Now, Now what am I gonna do for the next
two minutes and nine seconds?

Speaker 3 (16:22):
All I'm sure we'll think of something.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
Congratulations, my brother, you're going to check it out, all right,
that's gonna be a good show.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Yeah. Who are you gonna go with?

Speaker 4 (16:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:33):
The old lady?

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Oh how romantic? How long have you guys been together?

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Set much?

Speaker 3 (16:40):
No neopies already calling her the old lady? Yeah right,
that's a good signer.

Speaker 4 (16:46):
So you're gonna put her on your shoulders and she's
gonna lift up her shirt for the band and stuff.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
How old are you? Okay? And is she are on
the same age?

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (17:00):
All right, Oh well, this will be a fun date
night Skyline Chili and stayed and breaking Ben.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
Would you be upset if like they called you guys
backstage and then they're like, hey, we want to go
on the bus, but you stay out here.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Would you be upset she went on the bus and
you had to stay out time? Yeah, yeah, okay, you
don't trust her yet?

Speaker 2 (17:20):
I mean I do. I just yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (17:26):
It has taken quite the turn. The guy just want
a bunch of cool stuff and just about his relationship.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
What about you, Sarah, what do you think your husband
do j D?

Speaker 5 (17:34):
Would you be like, it's okay, introduced me to Breaking
Ben before, and I've gotten to hang out with them,
and we were all together, me and my Husben Ben,
and he took out his lightsaber.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
I mean it was it was a fun time.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
I know.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
But what if in lightsaber you mean the toy?

Speaker 5 (17:52):
Correct, But what if you've watched a Breaking Ben concert?
Then he knows the lightsaber moment.

Speaker 4 (17:57):
But if you were like out there and like and
your husband JD was like talking to the one of
the guitar players, Keith, and then break and Ben went hey, Sarah,
come on the bus, real cook?

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Whatever would JD be like, hold on a minute.

Speaker 5 (18:10):
I don't even think he would mind. He knows that
nothing is going to happen. Some of us have decent relationships, Christopher,
what would you do? Bro?

Speaker 4 (18:24):
You know I have questions?

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Are you intimidated by done?

Speaker 2 (18:31):
No?

Speaker 5 (18:31):
No?

Speaker 2 (18:32):
No, no?

Speaker 1 (18:35):
All right, Hold on a second.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
Hilarious, You're ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
Uh oh, dude, if I lose your call back all right,
because uh it says I'm here, the software is not updated,
like we haven't paid the bill on it or something.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Oh no, okay, put them on hold.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
That's always something.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Yeah, it said for a second that the license was out.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Look at you bothering him about his relationship. What happened
months in?

Speaker 1 (19:02):
I'll just ask you a questions.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
That's when they're still trying to get to know each other.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
I know.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
That's a good way to say Kelly.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Was really thinking about it, like.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Oh, would she leave me?

Speaker 4 (19:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (19:10):
I have a lot of information, I know.

Speaker 5 (19:13):
I just saw this from seven hundred WLW good news
about the Duke Energy Center. Oh after that big makeover
for two hundred and forty million bucks.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
I love I love that place. The more stuff needs
to come there.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
It's finally opening at the end of this year.

Speaker 5 (19:28):
The first big event is going to be reds Fest
in January of twenty twenty six.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
So there you go.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Well, what about the good stuff though, or is there
any good things coming?

Speaker 3 (19:37):
You are so rude.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
I go there for it's fun.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
When we did Reds Fest a couple of years ago.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
I go there for with my with my daughter Grace.
For the Cincinnati you know, the comic con thing that
they do that's also fun. Yeah, they moved it to
the Sharonville one, the Sharonville Convention Center, which I like
that too. I wish more stuff would come there. That
place is nice.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
I haven't been there in a while. Yeah, I grew
up going to stuff there.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
I get sweaty though in there. They need to put
the air conditioning on.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
It'll be good to have it back.

Speaker 5 (20:06):
And then yeah, with a flying pig marathon with the expo,
they can't do it at the convention centers. They've like
got it kind of scattered all over the city of
places to pick up your stuff.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Can they do concerts at the convention center?

Speaker 3 (20:18):
I think yeah, I guess they could. Let's come this
big makeover.

Speaker 5 (20:21):
For two hundred and forty million bucks, you should be
able to do just about anything at the convention center.
Aside from that, though, Cincinnati is the place to be
for Easter. So when it comes to celebrating the holiday,
apparently ranked one of the best places in the entire country.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
Actually my apartment sort of robby on the couch playing
with my eggs. Do you.

Speaker 5 (20:48):
Do you have any fun traditions that you do with
your family, Like, will you do anything on Easter?

Speaker 2 (20:53):
You think?

Speaker 1 (20:54):
I mean, we used to go to church. Church in
my family is the Big four, you know, the big.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
See any Christmas and Easter?

Speaker 5 (21:04):
Yeah, that that stuff and then some other stuff sprinkled
in between sales, church maybe, and then anything else.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
I guess I don't know. I won't go to the church.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
They will, Okay, So other traditions no, oh okay.

Speaker 5 (21:18):
Well, according to this study from Walletthubs, Cincinnati six overall
in the entire country for Eastern Wall the best place
to be for Easter. So they looked at key metrics
like traditions and weather. Catholic area, it is weather and
how much candy we're all buying? Plus, like you said,
the church is per capita, flower shops, little boutiques, things

(21:41):
like that.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
How much money we're spending at the holiday?

Speaker 4 (21:43):
How about what people who on the highway smoke with
their windows up. I see that all the time. No,
just in general.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
Does that count?

Speaker 3 (21:51):
It is on four this year.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Oh, it is perfect. That's what we need. So I'm
definitely going to stay inside. I'm not going to be
on the road.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
Lots candy being purchased on well.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
People go fifteen miles an hour running over stuff.

Speaker 5 (22:05):
The top three spots to celebrate Easter in the country
Birmingham coming in at number one, Pittsburgh number two, and
Buffalo number three.

Speaker 4 (22:15):
If I was Jesus and I woke up in any
of those places, like if I resurrected, I'd.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Be like, put me back in the ground.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
You'll imagine waking up in Pittsburgh.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Yeah, right, Or Buffalo, I'll be like, it's cold here.
I created this? Yeah, Like this is not where's the sun?

Speaker 5 (22:32):
This is not what I had envisioned. Also, Americans love chocolate.
How many pounds of chocolate do you think we're all
going to be eating on Easter?

Speaker 4 (22:44):
I don't know, but just remember this. A moment on
the lips is a lifetime on the hips, Folks.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
You don't want to end up like Christopher and getting
your body all chopped up.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
Yeah, my body looks like jaws tore it to pieces
now because I had to, you know, slice.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
It, slice and dice bab Well.

Speaker 5 (23:01):
According to research, seventy three million pounds of me soccet
millions on Easter.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
We are fat.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Yeah, that's a lot of peeps.

Speaker 5 (23:12):
So they say about two billion dollars in sales alone
just on chocolate, and the top three chocolate bunnies, Cadberry Eggs.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
And Reese's Eggs are all the faves.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
I used to get the bunnies and you never knew.
I mean, I like the solid bunnies better. The hollow ones.
You bite into it and it crumbles in your hand
and you're like, God, damn it.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
It's such a disappointment. I want the thick, like that
Ester Price chocolate.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Funny you have to bite from the side of your mouth.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Oh yeah, you lose a tooth in the process. Yeah,
that's when you know that chocolate is good.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
That's right. I want solid chocolate, like nobody wants easter.
Nobody wants gold like gold plated. We want solid gold.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
That's right. And milk too. Milk chocolate's the best.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
Yeah, well, I can't eat milk chocolate. I like the
I have to have the like at home. I have
a big bag of the you're healthy the milk or
the dark chocolate almonds.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
That's my dude. My husband and I are so unhealthy.

Speaker 5 (24:09):
Like we went the other day and just picked up
Easter candy for ourselves, the Cadbury.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Eggs eggs and to go to the gym and all
that stuff. So good for you.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
I mean, we all have the same amount of hours
in the day, Christopher, I.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Know, but you don't have to go and pick up
children and all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
I know.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
It is a blessing.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Yeah, that is a blessing in life, I know.

Speaker 5 (24:30):
And when we were doing our taxes with you know
the amount that we owe, that's the lady kids.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
Yeah, the lady looks us and good and she goes,
are you sure you don't have a kid anything?

Speaker 2 (24:39):
You Clay like, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
We got a Weiener dog, that's.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
It is your bathroom.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Maybe we can make one now, you.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
Know, let me borrow the only time I needed a
kid in my life and wanted one for a couple.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
Yes, well, just pay off your taxes, all right, don't
be a don't be a scum bag.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
All right.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Check has been written here and the money has come out.
You're painful.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
You're here to rent. You're renting to walk this earth
pretty much, that's what you're doing.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
That's a good way to look at it.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
That is, it's not a good way to look at
that is the way to look at it. The only
way you're paying rent to stand on this soil. Amanda
Bines is going on OnlyFans.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
But there's a twist to that.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Yeah, I think it's actually a good business idea.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
I think so too.

Speaker 5 (25:25):
Didn't she say it's like fifty bucks a month and
she's not getting naked.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
No, but it's kind of like a meet and greet.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
Yes, it's like she'll go on there and stream and
you can actually talk one on one with her and
all that stuff. So it's a little bit of more
of a meet and greet. I think that's kind of smart.
But unfortunately it's with somebody who's got she got issues.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
Yeah, she's not been doing too well over the past
few years.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Oh we'll see.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
I mean, I bet, I bet like press people go
in there and they start buying it up and going
on there and trying to interview her and stuff.

Speaker 5 (25:55):
In my opinion, I think she'll make a nice chunk
of change doing only yes, everything else to be naked
or lingerie, spallsuit stuff like you said, with celebrities doing
things like those.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Man that.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
The girlfriend the sopranos there, who is beautiful anyways, she
played Adriana m m. She doesn't do any of that
stuff on there. She's just posing sexy and all that.
And she had for her Yeah, because she is because
of politics or whatever. She feels like she got booted
out of Hollywood, so you know, I don't know anything
about that, but she is making up for it now

(26:30):
with with OnlyFans, So yeah, that's great for her.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
Wasn't she able to buy like a house or something
with her first month of payment? Yeah that's awesome.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Yeah, so good for her that she's able to do that,
Amanda buying.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
If you had an OnlyFans page, what would you be
doing on there?

Speaker 4 (26:48):
I mean that's I didn't know you could go on
there and just stream on there. I didn't know you
can do this one on one thing. That's kind of cool.
If I was a somebody, I would do that.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
I think it's a.

Speaker 5 (26:57):
Little bit more broad than what people are assuming, Like
the more I'm hearing about it, so I don't.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
Know, Yeah, because I know on like on YouTube and
Facebook and all that. It's cool. You could go on
there like you. For instance, we could go on and
and stream and we have in the past, except we
can't have music playing on there because Facebook and YouTube
will shut it down because we're playing copyrighted music. So
whenever we stream on there, it's silent during that, and

(27:25):
then people just start going.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
I'm not watching this. There's nothing going on.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
I can't hear yet.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
They don't get it, so we just shut it off.
I'm like, forget it. I don't want to do it.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Then we could put Sarah Puppet on there. Maybe No,
it's more work.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
It's like, no, I'm not doing this.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Hey, if you're getting paid, maybe it's worth it.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
No, and then uh so uh but with I guess
if I'm only fans, if you're doing a private stream,
I guess you could have the meat.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
I don't know who knows.

Speaker 5 (27:50):
Everything's just I haven't been on there enough to know
all the details. Yeah, yeah, so of everything?

Speaker 3 (27:57):
What else you got over there? What other kind of
web dir?

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Well, if you go on Kidchris dot com.

Speaker 4 (28:02):
This is probably the best footage from somebody's phone that
I've ever seen of a tornado. It is one of
the scariest things I've ever seen. It is insane. I
put it up last night. Uh that's up there on
Kidchris dot com. And then I'm getting ready to put
this up on the I think it was like CNBC.
There was like a live you know, that's like one
of the most boring like political networks. So I didn't

(28:25):
see this live, but some senator was on there and
he was complaining about, like, I don't know, a library
and a school where you could get like like gay
erotica or something. So as an example, he was reading
what was available in a school.

Speaker 9 (28:39):
And I got a new strap home strap on Harnish today.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
He's reading from the book.

Speaker 9 (28:47):
This is a public I got a new strap home
strap on Harnish today.

Speaker 8 (28:56):
I can't wait to put it on you. It will
fit my favorite dildo perfectly. You're going to look so hot.
I can't wait to have your mouth. I'm going to
give you your wife. Then I want you of me.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Oh I'm cringing for him. Oh God, that's awful. How
does it even get through that?

Speaker 4 (29:30):
I do know, but no better way though, during these
things to be like, yo, this is available for your
kids in the school. It's and just saying it. It
goes people well whatever, But when you read it that
would make parents go.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Wait what.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Hold on not paying attention.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
And with the accent and everything, it makes it even better.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
I just picture some old white dude like, yeah, that's
what it was.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
And with that redneck sound.

Speaker 9 (30:00):
Got a new strap home strap on Harnish.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Today, Strap Harness today.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
That it sounds like a preachert.

Speaker 5 (30:11):
Now.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
I can't wait to call it radio shows with that. Hi,
you're on the air. I got a new strap on
Horness today.

Speaker 9 (30:18):
I got a new strap home, strap on Harness today.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Okay, and what does that mean, sir?

Speaker 8 (30:24):
I can't wait to put it on you on me.
It will fit my favorite dildough perfectly. Oh you're going
to look so hot.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Well, thank you.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
I can't wait to have your Okay, all right, could
someone please screen these phone calls?

Speaker 3 (30:41):
Get not a haad.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
So there you go.

Speaker 4 (30:44):
I'll put that up a little bit later on Okay,
I gotta get some time to post that. But that
video is hilarious.
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