April 18, 2025 • 37 mins
Are you fascinated by the darker side of internet fame? KiddChris and Sara dive headfirst into the Netflix documentary "Kidfluencers," about the exploitation of young YouTube stars and the manipulative tactics of their parents.
A Cincinnati church offering free gas on Good Friday – KiddChris has predictions of the ensuing chaos!
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A Cincinnati church offering free gas on Good Friday – KiddChris has predictions of the ensuing chaos!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Going into the uh well holiday, yes, WrestleMania weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Oh my gosh, I'm exciting. No good for you though,
I know it makes you happy. Aren't they in Vegas
right now?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Yeah too. It's gonna be two days worth. But I'm today,
I'm going to hang out. My girls are off today
for that cool, so I'm taking them to the movies
and then I was invited over to their house for
steak dinner on Sunday, so that'll be good.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Oh so you do have plans, you're so?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I found that out last night. Last night, I have
a late night. I have to. Everybody needs to watch this.
There is I don't know if my kids watched this
years ago, but there was like this uh this YouTube
girl who had a crew. She called it her her crew.
She was young, she was like thirteen, and the.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
People that were filming her and doing the marketing, well.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
It was her mom that was doing it, but she
was like, she was like thirteen. She had her own
little crew of all these other thirteen year old kids.
And her name was like rockelse that I can't remember
the name right now because it's you know, earlier. But anyways,
the documentary on Netflix is called kidfluencers, and the mom
(01:13):
is now being sued and all that stuff, because I
guess she was just a terror making these kids work
fourteen fifteen hours a day.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
And and if these oh I see the parents that
pimp their kids out on social media.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
They were making millions and millions of dollars and all
this stuff. And they were making these kids like make
out and all that and have crushes. Yeah, because you know,
they were figuring out that if you have like the
hashtag crush on YouTube, other teenagers would go and watch
these videos. So they're like, oh, now we gotta can
we gotta make these fake romance crushes amongst these these
(01:47):
crew members in this thing. So they would make these
fake romance.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Like borderline child porn movie.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
And then behind the scenes there was that going on
with the mom with some of these thirteen year old boys. Yeah,
and so there was lawsuits and stuff. And then I
didn't know this, but they had the YouTube CEO on
there and they're like, well, whenever we find out that
there's any kind of this was crazy, any kind of
controversy with one of our channels, we shut down to
(02:14):
monetization good as they should. They went from making almost
three hundred grand a month to nothing.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I hope they saved their money because I don't think
they're gonna be working anytime soon.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
But imagine that. And they don't ask any questions. They
just go once once you make a headline or something,
they just go boop off.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Good, that's it.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
But that doesn't mean and then and then to find
out too, like some of these crew members, like they
would get uncomfortable and they would go, I'm out of here,
and this woman.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Kind of like what happened with Nickelodeon.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yes, this woman who was controlling them or whatever. You know,
they had their own YouTube channel or something. They knew
how to f with other people's algorithm, and they explained
on their how to way they were always on top.
Well yeah, but they would screw with their other algorithm
where they were like okay, if you know, to mess
(03:05):
with their monetization. They would take their videos and embed
it on the porn sites, and then the algorithm would
see that, oh, this channel is adult, so we're not
going to put any ads on here, So it would
just automatically just take that channel. So they couldn't make
money if you left the crew. Oh yeah, it's crazy Netflix. Yes,
(03:27):
it's so great. I'm almost done with it. I was
up late last night watching it and I'm all like, damn,
I gotta go to bed for the stupid radio show.
You always get wrapped up. I love this, but it
was it was it was really good to watch, and
I've been blowing it off. I'm like, I don't want
to watch this stupid little kids. And then I saw
the trailer. I'm all like, oh, maybe I will watch it.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
And it's probably helpful for you as a dad of
two young girls that are getting into social media and
probably want to create content. Well, I have to be
aware of the creeps and stuff that's out there.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Well, they more watch these, but they watch game and
uh and I watched The Gamers with him and uh.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Like they're watching kids play games.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yeah, they watch this one dude, Caso, and he's pretty
funny and he just is in his house and he's
just this big fat trailer park guy and he just
plays video games and just screams at the camera and stuff,
and it's hilarious. I Mean, I find myself watching him
with them and I'm laughing my ass off.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
It's amazing to me how people are making money these
wells just to sit there and play a game all day.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I need to learn how to play these video games.
I just have the patience to sit down. Maybe that's
what be my my, be me five five minutes. Then
just throw the thing down and I just walk off.
But that could be how you make money.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
It's all your little temper tantrums.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I mean, that's how you make money here. So true.
I got the final pairs of Stained and Breaking Benjamin today.
Oh hell yeah, So that's coming up at about seven
thirty five this morning here on the Kate christ Show.
Uh TBN right there, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Christopher, just over a month to go.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Until that big Yeah, I'm psyched, can't wait. What's up
over there?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Going on today? For Good Friday?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
There's a church here in Cincinnati and they say they
want to do some good all right. They said they
want to go outside of the traditional Good Friday service
and they've got this church, Serve Church in North Side.
I stop the page. I'm like, I want to go
to church here. This looks like a fun place to go.
So Pastor Victor Phillips, he said, lately, there's been a
(05:29):
lot of uncertainty, a lot to complain about so he says,
I want to lend out a helping hand in the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
And he's got free gas.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
You love to hear that.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Oh boy, for your car, free gas for your car.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
That's going to cause chaos. It might be a little crazy.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
So he said, come on out to the BP gas
station on Mitchell Avenue. This is starting tonight at six o'clock.
Pastor Phillips says he's got one hundred twenty five dollars
gift cards and it's all first comes.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Oh man, I.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Would imagine by six ten. Yeah, if that he'll be
tapped out. Yes, well that's just because it's going to
take a bit to get into the gas.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Station take it out. That doesn't mean that they're going
to use it for gas.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
You would hope that that's what they're using it for.
Oh man, this is he wants to fuel your car
and your spirit.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
This is bad, bad news. This is great. It was
on a.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Good Friday for guess you think people are good, you're hilarious.
I want to hope the best for everybody in this
fighting left and right over this just go into the
gas station and get the heck on out.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
There's no need to fight about it.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
They're going to be fighting and cutting in line to
get this because it's going to be for a limited
time while supplies last while.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Oh my god, people might be parked out right now
these things.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
And the news is going to be down there because
they're going to be wanting to catch the violence. What
time is this?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
This was on local twelves page and it's starting at
I phone where this is at the B B gas
station on Mitchell Avenue, Christopher, right after our show.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
So you should just go there. I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Well, it's gonna be God.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
You would take this in a negative way.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I'm not gonna Humanity is going to.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
So this guy's been a pastor for fifteen years now.
He started at the age of fourteen.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeah, there's no way to get it. And he's all.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
About ministering to the community.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I love this.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
I think this seems like a really good thing for today,
for this good Friday.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I can't wait to send you links of violence today.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
If I see a text from you at six point thirty,
I ain't opening it.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
It's either gonna be somebody pulling something out of your
ear or a station. Either way, you're getting ignored.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
And you know when I don't like your tags, because
I just will not respond.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
And I know what you're doing. You're rolling your eyes.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
I do, I roll my eyes and I set the
phone down. It's usually some gunk coming out of somebody's body. Yes,
And you know, of course, all about the free stuff.
I have more free info. American Airlines had just announced
free high speed Wi Fi on their on their flights.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
This all starts in twenty twenty six, so.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
That story of the violence at the gas station will
load up real quick on the airplane for free twenty twenty.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Okay, but if you want to read it, read about
that on the plane at this weekend.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
I'll catch you ten bucks.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
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Speaker 1 (08:51):
I remember earlier in the week when Sarah was like,
Seattle sucks. Seattle sucks, I mean they do.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
We didn't play good baseball yesday, except for Jake Fraley's
Grand Salamie.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
It was a very winnable game.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
We had some errors. Elie de La Cruz is struggling.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Mount McClaine wasn't playing.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
It's gonna be sweet you want me to do this
or what you're late getting in here?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
But yes, please go ahead. Who's late you are?
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Randy and Rose Arena hit a game tying home run
of the ninth and adds a two run double in
the four run ten. Those Mariners beat the Reds in
an ugly when yesterday eleven seven, Seattle taking two or
three in the series, the Snake hit a grand slam
to put Cincinnati up seven.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Eighth, only to see the Mariners rally big time.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
Four errors to Daly Cruise and now he's got six
on the season to live to lead the all of baseball.
They dropped some pop ups. They played like the Bad
News Bears in kinda yesterday. They're two and eighth this season.
When they committed at least one error, it was you
g l y, you ain't got noela by you ugly?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Are we all going to burn his bobble heads? We're
all going to put him in a pile.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
I think before then.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
I think Francona is in troubles. Opened up a three city,
nine game, ten day road trip. It begins tonight three
up against the Orioles in Baltimore and seven O five
game time. Pair of left handers meet tonight in Baltimore,
Andrew Abbott and Tade Povich. The Reds will also head
to Miami and Denver on this road trip.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
A lot of different weather switch up.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Not kidding.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Baltimore sits second last in the Al East with a
record of eight and ten. They just took two or
three from the Guardians in a series. Let's see Bengals
legend ring of honor. Remember Tim Crumrae. It's going to
be in Green Bay in six days to announce the
Bengals second and third round draft picks. College football, ESPN's
Lee Corso widely known for those headgear picks on college
(10:54):
game day. We'll end a four decade run when he
retires in August, when he turns ninth years old. That's
the greatest part of a Saturday right there, from about
ten minutes till noon until noon, and he puts the
head gear on and the place goes berserk.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
College basketball, Xavier gets its ninth portal commit, Isaiah Walker
out of Belmont, averaged about ten points a game. Walker
is a Cincinnati native and played at Wyoming High, the
home of the Cowboys. He's also the son of former
XAVI standout ty Reeese Walker. MLS soccer of beloved Orange
and Blue FC Cincinnati heads to Chicago to take on
(11:32):
the Fire tomorrow night at eight o'clock. Columbus and the
NHL closed out their season last night with a big
six to one victory over the Islanders. The Jackets just
missed the playoffs, but at the end of the year
on a six game win streak.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Had nothing to do with that. Oh.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
Stanley Cup playoffs begin tomorrow Saint Louis and Winnipeg. One
of the Jets won like fifty six games this year.
The Blues made it because they won what thirteen twelve
thirteen in a row? Latenessy, my husband is Colorado and
Dallas NBA Playoffs first round Tomorrow, Game one Milwaukee and
Indiana Clippers and Denver Nick's host Detroit and Minnesota takes.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
On the Lakers. Wow. What station's given it to? The
train coming gotta watch out to run you over.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
The sports is brought to you by Penn Station East
Coast Subs. It's all about good taste. Happy Easter, everyone,
stay safe out there. On two seven W It's the
eighteenth of April.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
It is the birthday of the Courtney Kardashian, who is
smoking hot, the.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Hottest of all the Kardashians, and the richest Courtney is.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Who's the Who's the richest.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
You're thinking of Kylie Jenner?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Oh yeah, yeah, Okay, don't take Courtney.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Yeah, I mean they're all very rich and successful.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
She's my first pick in the draft.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
I bet she'd pick you to christ.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
She's a smart Melissa Joe and Hart's birthday is today.
She's Sabrina the teenage witch. Too white for me. I
like Courtney kardash.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
I have no take on Melissa Joan Hart.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yeah, it's Conan O'Brien's birthday today too. God when he
first started, yeah, you know, he took over for Letterman
on late night when Letterman went to CBS, and man,
it was doomsday from the beginning. Everybody wanted him fired.
Every day you wake up, read the newspaper ratings or tanking,
He's gonna get fired, gonna get fired.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
That sucks for him.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yeah, and he stuck with it, and he ended up
crushing and went on for years, and then then they
screwed him out of the Tonight Show and then had
to pay him like eighty five million to go away
or something like that. It's like this guy kind of
like me when I first started in radio or whatever.
He made more off of being cut.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Imagine you need to get out that bad where they're like, look,
we will give you all of this money, just get out.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Yes, they do that in baseball all the time. Yeah. Ricks,
his birthday is today. Who is a genius and I
wish there was more of him, But he kind of
like his wife died back in the day, so he
decided to stay home and take care of his kids.
But he's famous for you know, Ghostbusters, Spaceball, Uh honey,
I shrunk the kids, Little Shop of Horrors, Parenthood.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Oh yeah, I mean big in the eighties.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Yeah, he did a ton. But yeah, when his his
wife died, he decided to stay home, which is cool.
I guess that's.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Cool that he chose his family over his career. And
that time, I think I'd done so much. What else
is he really going to do?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Well? The family will always be there. The money Isn't
think about it that.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
You don't think he saved his money?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
You want more? None of his kids'll never turned out more.
But now that their kids are old, his kids are older,
and they'll probably be like, Dad, why didn't you just
go back to work and have the nanny raise us
when you kick it? On this day, in nineteen thirty four,
the first laundrymat opened in Fort Worth, Texas. So that
means that's when divorce has started happening. I guess is
(14:56):
in nineteen thirty four, when like, we better open up
a laundry mat. Ice can cover here and do their laundry.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
I do wonder when the first ever divorce happened. What
year was that.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
I don't know what it was. I would imagine it.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Was ever divorce all right, Well, according to Google, the
first divorce happened on December third of sixteen thirty nine.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Wow, he's still paying alimony today I heard. Oh my gosh,
you want to hear something more. This is even more
fed up. This is not that long ago. Nineteen ninety
all right, keep that in mind. In nineteen ninety the
Supreme Court ruled that states can make it illegal to
possess or look at child porn. That's not that long ago.
(15:38):
So it took.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Years and years to get that going.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
That's all I got for now. Okay, coming up, man,
a big show. It's going to be a river bend
outdoors in May, steamed breaking Benjamin and uh, it's gonna
be We're all gonna be on pins and needles suit
because we heard from Mike who called in from Staying
that that afternoon his son is graduating high.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
School and not in Cincinnati, no, in in Connecticut.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
So he is going to be going to his son's
graduation that morning and then taking a jet and flying
in probably to uh Lunkin, which is right there by,
you know.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Hoping the best for him. That sounds like a lot
of anxiety, and.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Then just jumping off the plane and getting on stage
to play for you pretty much.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
So if there's storms or anything that day, you might
be just hearing Aaron Lewis and drums.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
We just did say he would help out right, you'd
hop up there with him.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Right, It'll just be a karaoke night. But I got
those tickets, all right. So here's the thing, man, We'll
do a like a mystery movie type thing. Okay, So
five one three seven four nine one two seven. I'll
just pick up the line here, who are you a caller,
good morning, Yeah, I know they're there.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Oh, Christopher, do we also have a skyline? Gift cards?
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I don't know your answer? Hello, Colin, maybe you'll go
with it on Hello. Okay, you don't answer, I don't
uh Hello? Call it? Yeah? Who are you? I'm Nick? Nick?
All right, you're ready? You're gonna play a movie clip.
You tell me what the movie is and I'll hook
you up. You ready? Yeah? All right? This is Nick.
Everybody if he gets it wrong, and you know, Nick,
(17:19):
point and laugh at him. Today, here we go.
Speaker 6 (17:22):
For ten years, my father worked his ass off fourteen
hours a day, seven days a week. He didn't care
as long as we were happy.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Okay, well what do I have to do?
Speaker 6 (17:34):
But in the end he didn't make it up. So
I Leiba surely lost everything, a little bankrupt.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Let's get some ice cream.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
No, god, I don't care about ice cream. Right now?
Speaker 4 (17:46):
What are we going to do?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
It'll be all right, George, It'll work out. It always does.
I'm gonna find another job. Look, George, this is the
way it goes.
Speaker 7 (17:57):
Sometimes you're flushed and sometimes you're busting.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
You're up. It's never as good as it seems.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
And when you're down, you never think you're going to
be up again.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
But life goes on. Remember that money isn't real, George
doesn't matter. It only seems like it does. And no,
that's not a clip of my life or mine. All right, No,
not the Godfather. Sorry, dude, people are gonna point laugh
at you today.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Yeah, good luck out there.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
All right? All right? Call her? What movie is that?
Ye along for now? All right? Call her? What movie
is it? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Actually I thought it was something different.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
What did you think it was?
Speaker 3 (18:44):
I thought I thought it was the Pursuit of Happiness?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
No, no, no, that's yeah, very I saw that movie
once and I don't remember that scene. I'm like, I
gotta go see that movie again either A dude beginning? Yeah, yeah,
all right, brother, hold on, okay, I'll hook you up.
You're going to see Stayed and Breaking Benjamin. Congratulations, my man,
(19:09):
thank you? Are you? Are you on your way to work?
Speaker 6 (19:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Actually I just stopped in front of my house and
walk in real quick. All right, very good, dude, you're
working on a good Friday. All right, dude, Hold on
a second. Congratulations, he's going to that show, big show.
We're all going to be there, of course police.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Oh hi, yeah, oh, anything to get paid.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
This woman in Spain is making the headlines.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
I guess she hasn't worked since two thousand and three.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Dang, I couldn't do that.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
I really haven't worked since nineteen ninety eight.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
I do radio kind of doesn't feel like it, doesn't God,
twenty two years of just sitting on your ass. So
she said that she dealt with this traumatic experience when
she was working at a supermarket. She said that she
was attacked by a customer and claims pete from the
whole thing and claims that she lost her ability to speak.
(20:06):
Claims that like, how did did she have to write
that out? Because she's saying that she's a mute, that
she just couldn't even talk anymore.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Well, what happened? Does it say what happened to her
at the.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Store, Just that she was attacked by a customer. I'm
not sure if.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Anything was stop speaking. Oh maybe she got choked or something.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
That could be the case.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
So Social Security granted her a permanent disability pension since
this was all a work related incident. But let's pass forward.
The insurance company recently was reviewing things. Hired a private
detective and discovered the woman was definitely not mute.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Phone speak just fine.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Well, I guess the private detective had asked for directions,
and imperfect Spanish had no problem telling him exactly where to.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Get Johnny to work for the insurance company of bus people.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Oh, that would be.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
The best part about it, because everybody just wants to
get paid and not have to work.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
That comes across your desk. Back, this lady says she's
a mute. Let me let me call the number ring.
All right, that's a scam gun.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
That's one during the day.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
But I guess the insurance company is probably going to
be suing her to reclaim the benefits paid for all
those years since two thousand and three.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
She's screwed.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Yeah, they'll do that with unemployment too, if they find
out you were working and double dipping when you're unemployment,
not good, they come get you.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Could you do some jail time for that?
Speaker 1 (21:42):
We could do jail time for about anything nowadays. Anything.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Yeah, yeah, I could never No surprise, I could never
fake being a mute.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
We know, like I even talk in my sleep, you
even interrupt good stories like this here in the studio
talking gossip about people having sex with you each to stuff.
You're like interrupting these good stories about sex and all
this stuff. I'm like, will you let these people finish
the their gossip.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
I was so excited, well, and then I was kind
of tuned out. And then I realized what was being
talked about. I'm like, hold on a second.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Jump in the middle of it and ruin it for
everybody else.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
I had to make sure I know the names straight.
Now I'm good to go. I got all the details.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Start over. It's like if you go get popcorn in
the middle of a movie, you run to the projector guy.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
I would to.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
This is why, this is why I could never do this.
This lady man for getting away with it for so long.
Yeah right, I'd be god immediately.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
So you're a mute man, Well, we don't think so
we're taking it away.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
This is crap.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
See hello, Shaka, what's up?
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Man?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Is this shock Con? I think you're the best man.
I love your music. I think you're looking for the
other Chaka Con. Okay, you're looking for the female singer.
I am not the female singer. As you can hear,
you can't sing feel for you for me? Yeah, Hi,
(23:23):
this is Jared from Subway and you're listening to the
Kid Chris show. Thank you, But I don't know why
here Chris eat a sandwich. I don't know the stuff
you're into.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Are you surprised when you found that out?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
No, that's always the case when people like that, who
are over the top goodie goodie goodies get busted for something. Always,
just like whenever somebody that's in, like in public office,
is so over the top, anti this, anti this, anti this,
and then they get caught doing that. He was just
(24:01):
too clean. Yeah, it's so weird when that.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Happens, eating all that sub stuff.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (24:08):
Yeah, by the way, let's do this Sarah at least
dot com.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
You go up to Kid Chris dot com. There is
a bunch of things up there. We talked about the
this senator that was reading the gay erotica that was
available for people in school to read, and he was
reading it out loud so people can hear it. Yeah,
that insane tornado footage I posted up there. And also
(24:40):
this is always fun here, I'll play something from the news. Okay,
tell me, does this sound odd? You go for it here?
It is all right, tell me what what sounds weird
about this, Okay. Ten people died in the Bronx last
night due to a fire that killed ten people in
the last night during a fire. Fire officials say all
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ten people died due to the fire, which was too
hot for their bodies.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Oh no, I don't know who wrote that, but they
should be fired.
Speaker 8 (25:15):
Yeah, but we got everything we need though in that
story everything ten people fired can't connect with any of
them anymore.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Because nowadays you want everything brief right twelve seconds. You
get everything you need in that Ten people died in
the Bronx last night due to a fire that killed
ten people in the Bronx last night during a fire.
Fire officials say all ten people died due to the fire,
which was too hot for their bodies.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Oh fire is hot, yep, fire is hot. Oh my god?
Who are these producers that are letting this go?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
The ones laughing the hardest.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
It's kind of like when you need a five hundred
word essay in school.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
You just spread stuff out and.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
You're just saying this same thing over and over, but
just mixing up the words.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Yes, just like what they did yep, or they they
they're teleprompter went like like kabluey so they were just
kind of like, uh, scrambling.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Yeah, they're like, you've got twenty seconds to fill figure
it out.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Here is up on kid Chris dot com. You can
see that and also watch one of the funniest local
commercials ever. I don't the audio won't do it any justice,
but here we go.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
All right, this man needs help his baby mama put
him out.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
And he ain't got no furniture.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Let him have you bath. Like this man need a
bad and only get parted fifty nine a month. You
can't get another one without a babe. Come on, baby,
this man needs TV's bedroom. Only get forward to fifty
nine out of a month.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
You know you got all them children seventy three answers, baby,
like b's.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Like, this man needs air conditions. It's hot on the
streets and he only gets paid forty nine.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Hours a month.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
I'll put him down, baby, no one, no project, all
the time, all the time. I put him down. Baby
was perfect. Local TV commercials are the best, man.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
I love it, like the car commercials, furniture ones like that.
Like the acting is always top tier.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Awful, you know, and years ago we used to make
fun of that stuff in Philadelphi because they were they weren't.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
All the greatest low budget stuff is the best.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
So at one point, you know Constantine who calls into
our show sometimes, we had a whole crew of them,
and I said, hey man, we'll make your commercial for
you as long as you promised to air it during
I think the Phillies were in the playoffs or something,
as long as you aired a commercial during the Phillies
playoffs game. Yeah, and we got hit up. So we
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made one for this place called Executive Auto Care. And
the whole point was was to make it one of
the worst commercials at the horrible acting and everything, kind
of like what they do on the office. Yeah, and
we did it and it aired, and this is the
kind of that's.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
The best stuff though.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Yeah, just wraw real footage. I'm willing to do it
again if someone is gonna do it, But none of
our team's get into any playoffs, so I don't know
where we would put it. You had to go there
as always. I had stuff planned here, but we always
go to the phone whenever it rings, and.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Because we've made it a point that that's important.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
It's our rule. Unfortunately on the phone is country Jeff
the Drunk drifter on this good Friday. Yeah right, Well, Jeff,
you know you don't need to leave me all these voicemails,
by the way, you can stop doing that. Well, I
have to know you don't. I want to make sure
(28:40):
that you know that I'm still a lot. I don't
need to know that. And you don't need to call
one hundred different times. And I don't listen to them, honestly.
When I see it's you, I just delete them. Oh
that's horrible, man, No, because you just mumble on. They're
all three minutes long, because that's the voicemail cut off
is three minutes, and you just you just mumble on
(29:01):
and then you then you it cuts you off, and
then you go anyways, and you just keep going.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Jeff, what's so important that you need to talk to
him about for three minutes?
Speaker 6 (29:11):
Every don te ra while Mark Laneloe?
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Do you think would you listen to that?
Speaker 3 (29:22):
I just stopped listening.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
I don't know exactly you listening to it live? You
don't have the option to delete it. You can't swear
at me on the radio.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
No, no, no, I didn't, Joy, Yes you did.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
You said, ahole? You can't say that.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Yeah, okay, Well I won't say that.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
No, I'm telling you the truth. If that's being an
ahole that I guess I am, I don't listen to it.
So don't waste your time. Yeah there, yeah, no, there's
no point to waste my time.
Speaker 6 (29:59):
You know.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
You know I'm moving the bigger and bigger things. You know,
I'm going to become a country rapper. Okay, And and
you're and you're you're gonna forget all about us. Yeah,
you should promote that show. No, no, you should. I
(30:24):
promote your show anyways every day.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
That's really nice.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
You should? You should? You should not? You should stop?
I should stop what stop promoting us every day? Then?
And then you won't be so upset when I delete
your voicemails. You know, you don't feel like you're being used,
you know what I mean? Yeah, no, I ain't being used.
Speaker 4 (30:48):
Okay, good, But anyways, no hanging out with Don Tello, rock.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Rail my fans low, it's me.
Speaker 6 (30:58):
I'm going to jail from Dad.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
I'm passed to let them there. Now, you have it,
good grown, you know, God bless everybody, God bless all
the listeners.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
And you know.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
That's just that's habituating that his obituary that he recorded
for us for when he dies. Yeah, I know, unfortunately,
that's you'll outlive us all. I know your pickle, Yeah
it does. It's amazing, Jeff. We got to go man,
alcohol drug. I don't know what you're saying. Jeff. Are
(31:33):
you still in that apartment or do they boot you
out yet? I'm okay, good. I was concerned.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
I got a fish tank, you know?
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Is this all the stuff he just mumbles about on
the voicemail He'll just call him and man like three
in the morning, you'll go ahead.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
I got Can you take a photo of the fish
tank and put that on Twitter? Please?
Speaker 1 (31:57):
I gotta see this thing at Real Country Jack.
Speaker 5 (32:01):
It's actually.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
It's it's it's a cookie jar. Your fish tank is
a cookie The fish are going to die in there.
No they're not.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
No, No, I got they're gold fish.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
But but I named them after the turtles. But they're
gonna die. You gotta have a bubbler and there to
his name's uh one. But but they're gonna die in
there if you don't have air in there. No, no,
no gold fish can survive in anything. Jeff, I'm not
(32:42):
I'm not discussing your phone is horrible. I get wrapped
up in every the wrong people's lives. I have no
friends except for guys like Jeff, and then when they call,
I don't listen to them.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
I don't know what up.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Hey, hey man, I just want to touch face with you, guys.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
There is nothing better on a happy Friday than listening
to you.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
But Jeff stops on the radio over his ten thousand voicemails.
It's bad. It's really bad. I mean I would play him,
but if I'm deleting them, I don't want people to
delete the radio show off the radio right for three
minutes straight. Hey, you got a lot more patients put
him than I would, brother, dude. I mean, that's that's
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the that's that's the thing. I mean, that's where I
admire these radio shows that fake their characters because they
write scripts and then then they can shut it off
where you know Jeff's real. So even though I hang
up on them on the air, I still got to
deal with it after ten am. Yeah, it does all that.
It doesn't stop. Absolutely. That's it here, sir, A last
(33:53):
ready Friday.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
I need a couple of beers.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
It's time.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
I don't want to come me up it's Friday.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
No need to puke my gut jab get in a far.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
It's Friday.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
Now need a couple of peers and never want.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
To copy a feel Friday. Not need a pupil to
get in a Friday.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
It just gotten paid it a week, man.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
I need to get laid.
Speaker 5 (34:27):
If I can't find I wanted to come back to
my face.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
I'll pay someone to sit on the pape. No, I
want a couple fee. Never need to copy a feel.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
I want to puke my coon.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Because Friday night. To do a good job of painting
that picture? There, don't they I'm good? Friday feels wrong?
What about this one? This is a new one? Ready?
Speaker 8 (34:56):
I was working all week, nohing excite.
Speaker 6 (35:00):
I was waiting all week.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
But tonight I'll go home because see Friday night.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
I remember the sky for American Idol. I want to
keep moving all night.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
I want to damn all night, and I want.
Speaker 5 (35:22):
To drink old night, and I want to barday all night,
and I want to enjoy the sun because see Friday night.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Friday. Nay, Yeah, it's Friday.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
Perfect.
Speaker 6 (35:42):
Heart.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
No, it's from the overseas. Friday Night. It was some
guy that was on American idol over in England that
did some dumb song about Friday night.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
I think it's perfect.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Oh and you know how we just talked to Country
Jeff and he's got a fish bowl thing in his apartment.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Yes, did you see it? He did? He tweeted out.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
He just tweeted out the pick and he does have
a bunch of little gold fish.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
I knew that. And uh, yeah, here's is it a mess?
Speaker 2 (36:10):
It looks very cramped in the Yeah, and it's scarbage
rocks everywhere.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
There's no way drunk is going to be able to
take care of those fish. He's got a whiskey thing
in there with I'm sure he pours beer in there.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Wait, looking at the water a little close, the water
is kind of like beer tinted.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Yeah, it's murky. Yeah, that's not.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
Good drunk fish swimming around.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
It's that's where the new COVID is gonna come from.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
From Country Jeff's apartments.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
I need to go rescue.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
I was just gonna say where where is like the A,
s p C A or whatever. These people there should.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
I tweeted them, like, these fish need let me put
that little bar code up going so we could save
the country. Jeff Fish.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Oh god, those damn fish. Like we had that squirrel
that was a squirrel. He had a squirrel that was
a pet for a minute because he was like some
stripper chick he was living with for a second. She
had issues too, she disappeared, so he was taking care
of her. His name was Twitch and he would blow
pot smoke in its face and then it ate like
(37:31):
a power cord and electrocuted itself. This is there's so
much to hump back here. I know. I just want
to I just want to strap a webcam to his head.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
This is the kid Christian
Going into the uh well holiday, yes, WrestleMania weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Oh my gosh, I'm exciting. No good for you though,
I know it makes you happy. Aren't they in Vegas
right now?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Yeah too. It's gonna be two days worth. But I'm today,
I'm going to hang out. My girls are off today
for that cool, so I'm taking them to the movies
and then I was invited over to their house for
steak dinner on Sunday, so that'll be good.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Oh so you do have plans, you're so?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I found that out last night. Last night, I have
a late night. I have to. Everybody needs to watch this.
There is I don't know if my kids watched this
years ago, but there was like this uh this YouTube
girl who had a crew. She called it her her crew.
She was young, she was like thirteen, and the.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
People that were filming her and doing the marketing, well.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
It was her mom that was doing it, but she
was like, she was like thirteen. She had her own
little crew of all these other thirteen year old kids.
And her name was like rockelse that I can't remember
the name right now because it's you know, earlier. But anyways,
the documentary on Netflix is called kidfluencers, and the mom
(01:13):
is now being sued and all that stuff, because I
guess she was just a terror making these kids work
fourteen fifteen hours a day.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
And and if these oh I see the parents that
pimp their kids out on social media.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
They were making millions and millions of dollars and all
this stuff. And they were making these kids like make
out and all that and have crushes. Yeah, because you know,
they were figuring out that if you have like the
hashtag crush on YouTube, other teenagers would go and watch
these videos. So they're like, oh, now we gotta can
we gotta make these fake romance crushes amongst these these
(01:47):
crew members in this thing. So they would make these
fake romance.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Like borderline child porn movie.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
And then behind the scenes there was that going on
with the mom with some of these thirteen year old boys. Yeah,
and so there was lawsuits and stuff. And then I
didn't know this, but they had the YouTube CEO on
there and they're like, well, whenever we find out that
there's any kind of this was crazy, any kind of
controversy with one of our channels, we shut down to
(02:14):
monetization good as they should. They went from making almost
three hundred grand a month to nothing.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I hope they saved their money because I don't think
they're gonna be working anytime soon.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
But imagine that. And they don't ask any questions. They
just go once once you make a headline or something,
they just go boop off.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Good, that's it.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
But that doesn't mean and then and then to find
out too, like some of these crew members, like they
would get uncomfortable and they would go, I'm out of here,
and this woman.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Kind of like what happened with Nickelodeon.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yes, this woman who was controlling them or whatever. You know,
they had their own YouTube channel or something. They knew
how to f with other people's algorithm, and they explained
on their how to way they were always on top.
Well yeah, but they would screw with their other algorithm
where they were like okay, if you know, to mess
(03:05):
with their monetization. They would take their videos and embed
it on the porn sites, and then the algorithm would
see that, oh, this channel is adult, so we're not
going to put any ads on here, So it would
just automatically just take that channel. So they couldn't make
money if you left the crew. Oh yeah, it's crazy Netflix. Yes,
(03:27):
it's so great. I'm almost done with it. I was
up late last night watching it and I'm all like, damn,
I gotta go to bed for the stupid radio show.
You always get wrapped up. I love this, but it
was it was it was really good to watch, and
I've been blowing it off. I'm like, I don't want
to watch this stupid little kids. And then I saw
the trailer. I'm all like, oh, maybe I will watch it.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
And it's probably helpful for you as a dad of
two young girls that are getting into social media and
probably want to create content. Well, I have to be
aware of the creeps and stuff that's out there.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Well, they more watch these, but they watch game and
uh and I watched The Gamers with him and uh.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Like they're watching kids play games.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yeah, they watch this one dude, Caso, and he's pretty
funny and he just is in his house and he's
just this big fat trailer park guy and he just
plays video games and just screams at the camera and stuff,
and it's hilarious. I Mean, I find myself watching him
with them and I'm laughing my ass off.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
It's amazing to me how people are making money these
wells just to sit there and play a game all day.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I need to learn how to play these video games.
I just have the patience to sit down. Maybe that's
what be my my, be me five five minutes. Then
just throw the thing down and I just walk off.
But that could be how you make money.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
It's all your little temper tantrums.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I mean, that's how you make money here. So true.
I got the final pairs of Stained and Breaking Benjamin today.
Oh hell yeah, So that's coming up at about seven
thirty five this morning here on the Kate christ Show.
Uh TBN right there, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Christopher, just over a month to go.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Until that big Yeah, I'm psyched, can't wait. What's up
over there?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Going on today? For Good Friday?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
There's a church here in Cincinnati and they say they
want to do some good all right. They said they
want to go outside of the traditional Good Friday service
and they've got this church, Serve Church in North Side.
I stop the page. I'm like, I want to go
to church here. This looks like a fun place to go.
So Pastor Victor Phillips, he said, lately, there's been a
(05:29):
lot of uncertainty, a lot to complain about so he says,
I want to lend out a helping hand in the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
And he's got free gas.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
You love to hear that.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Oh boy, for your car, free gas for your car.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
That's going to cause chaos. It might be a little crazy.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
So he said, come on out to the BP gas
station on Mitchell Avenue. This is starting tonight at six o'clock.
Pastor Phillips says he's got one hundred twenty five dollars
gift cards and it's all first comes.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Oh man, I.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Would imagine by six ten. Yeah, if that he'll be
tapped out. Yes, well that's just because it's going to
take a bit to get into the gas.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Station take it out. That doesn't mean that they're going
to use it for gas.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
You would hope that that's what they're using it for.
Oh man, this is he wants to fuel your car
and your spirit.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
This is bad, bad news. This is great. It was
on a.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Good Friday for guess you think people are good, you're hilarious.
I want to hope the best for everybody in this
fighting left and right over this just go into the
gas station and get the heck on out.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
There's no need to fight about it.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
They're going to be fighting and cutting in line to
get this because it's going to be for a limited
time while supplies last while.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Oh my god, people might be parked out right now
these things.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
And the news is going to be down there because
they're going to be wanting to catch the violence. What
time is this?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
This was on local twelves page and it's starting at
I phone where this is at the B B gas
station on Mitchell Avenue, Christopher, right after our show.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
So you should just go there. I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Well, it's gonna be God.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
You would take this in a negative way.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I'm not gonna Humanity is going to.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
So this guy's been a pastor for fifteen years now.
He started at the age of fourteen.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeah, there's no way to get it. And he's all.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
About ministering to the community.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I love this.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
I think this seems like a really good thing for today,
for this good Friday.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I can't wait to send you links of violence today.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
If I see a text from you at six point thirty,
I ain't opening it.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
It's either gonna be somebody pulling something out of your
ear or a station. Either way, you're getting ignored.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
And you know when I don't like your tags, because
I just will not respond.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
And I know what you're doing. You're rolling your eyes.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
I do, I roll my eyes and I set the
phone down. It's usually some gunk coming out of somebody's body. Yes,
And you know, of course, all about the free stuff.
I have more free info. American Airlines had just announced
free high speed Wi Fi on their on their flights.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
This all starts in twenty twenty six, so.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
That story of the violence at the gas station will
load up real quick on the airplane for free twenty twenty.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Okay, but if you want to read it, read about
that on the plane at this weekend.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
I'll catch you ten bucks.
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Speaker 1 (08:51):
I remember earlier in the week when Sarah was like,
Seattle sucks. Seattle sucks, I mean they do.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
We didn't play good baseball yesday, except for Jake Fraley's
Grand Salamie.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
It was a very winnable game.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
We had some errors. Elie de La Cruz is struggling.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Mount McClaine wasn't playing.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
It's gonna be sweet you want me to do this
or what you're late getting in here?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
But yes, please go ahead. Who's late you are?
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Randy and Rose Arena hit a game tying home run
of the ninth and adds a two run double in
the four run ten. Those Mariners beat the Reds in
an ugly when yesterday eleven seven, Seattle taking two or
three in the series, the Snake hit a grand slam
to put Cincinnati up seven.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Eighth, only to see the Mariners rally big time.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
Four errors to Daly Cruise and now he's got six
on the season to live to lead the all of baseball.
They dropped some pop ups. They played like the Bad
News Bears in kinda yesterday. They're two and eighth this season.
When they committed at least one error, it was you
g l y, you ain't got noela by you ugly?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Are we all going to burn his bobble heads? We're
all going to put him in a pile.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
I think before then.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
I think Francona is in troubles. Opened up a three city,
nine game, ten day road trip. It begins tonight three
up against the Orioles in Baltimore and seven O five
game time. Pair of left handers meet tonight in Baltimore,
Andrew Abbott and Tade Povich. The Reds will also head
to Miami and Denver on this road trip.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
A lot of different weather switch up.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Not kidding.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Baltimore sits second last in the Al East with a
record of eight and ten. They just took two or
three from the Guardians in a series. Let's see Bengals
legend ring of honor. Remember Tim Crumrae. It's going to
be in Green Bay in six days to announce the
Bengals second and third round draft picks. College football, ESPN's
Lee Corso widely known for those headgear picks on college
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game day. We'll end a four decade run when he
retires in August, when he turns ninth years old. That's
the greatest part of a Saturday right there, from about
ten minutes till noon until noon, and he puts the
head gear on and the place goes berserk.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
College basketball, Xavier gets its ninth portal commit, Isaiah Walker
out of Belmont, averaged about ten points a game. Walker
is a Cincinnati native and played at Wyoming High, the
home of the Cowboys. He's also the son of former
XAVI standout ty Reeese Walker. MLS soccer of beloved Orange
and Blue FC Cincinnati heads to Chicago to take on
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the Fire tomorrow night at eight o'clock. Columbus and the
NHL closed out their season last night with a big
six to one victory over the Islanders. The Jackets just
missed the playoffs, but at the end of the year
on a six game win streak.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Had nothing to do with that. Oh.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
Stanley Cup playoffs begin tomorrow Saint Louis and Winnipeg. One
of the Jets won like fifty six games this year.
The Blues made it because they won what thirteen twelve
thirteen in a row? Latenessy, my husband is Colorado and
Dallas NBA Playoffs first round Tomorrow, Game one Milwaukee and
Indiana Clippers and Denver Nick's host Detroit and Minnesota takes.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
On the Lakers. Wow. What station's given it to? The
train coming gotta watch out to run you over.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
The sports is brought to you by Penn Station East
Coast Subs. It's all about good taste. Happy Easter, everyone,
stay safe out there. On two seven W It's the
eighteenth of April.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
It is the birthday of the Courtney Kardashian, who is
smoking hot, the.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Hottest of all the Kardashians, and the richest Courtney is.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Who's the Who's the richest.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
You're thinking of Kylie Jenner?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Oh yeah, yeah, Okay, don't take Courtney.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Yeah, I mean they're all very rich and successful.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
She's my first pick in the draft.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
I bet she'd pick you to christ.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
She's a smart Melissa Joe and Hart's birthday is today.
She's Sabrina the teenage witch. Too white for me. I
like Courtney kardash.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
I have no take on Melissa Joan Hart.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yeah, it's Conan O'Brien's birthday today too. God when he
first started, yeah, you know, he took over for Letterman
on late night when Letterman went to CBS, and man,
it was doomsday from the beginning. Everybody wanted him fired.
Every day you wake up, read the newspaper ratings or tanking,
He's gonna get fired, gonna get fired.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
That sucks for him.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yeah, and he stuck with it, and he ended up
crushing and went on for years, and then then they
screwed him out of the Tonight Show and then had
to pay him like eighty five million to go away
or something like that. It's like this guy kind of
like me when I first started in radio or whatever.
He made more off of being cut.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Imagine you need to get out that bad where they're like, look,
we will give you all of this money, just get out.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Yes, they do that in baseball all the time. Yeah. Ricks,
his birthday is today. Who is a genius and I
wish there was more of him, But he kind of
like his wife died back in the day, so he
decided to stay home and take care of his kids.
But he's famous for you know, Ghostbusters, Spaceball, Uh honey,
I shrunk the kids, Little Shop of Horrors, Parenthood.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Oh yeah, I mean big in the eighties.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Yeah, he did a ton. But yeah, when his his
wife died, he decided to stay home, which is cool.
I guess that's.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Cool that he chose his family over his career. And
that time, I think I'd done so much. What else
is he really going to do?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Well? The family will always be there. The money Isn't
think about it that.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
You don't think he saved his money?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
You want more? None of his kids'll never turned out more.
But now that their kids are old, his kids are older,
and they'll probably be like, Dad, why didn't you just
go back to work and have the nanny raise us
when you kick it? On this day, in nineteen thirty four,
the first laundrymat opened in Fort Worth, Texas. So that
means that's when divorce has started happening. I guess is
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in nineteen thirty four, when like, we better open up
a laundry mat. Ice can cover here and do their laundry.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
I do wonder when the first ever divorce happened. What
year was that.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
I don't know what it was. I would imagine it.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Was ever divorce all right, Well, according to Google, the
first divorce happened on December third of sixteen thirty nine.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Wow, he's still paying alimony today I heard. Oh my gosh,
you want to hear something more. This is even more
fed up. This is not that long ago. Nineteen ninety
all right, keep that in mind. In nineteen ninety the
Supreme Court ruled that states can make it illegal to
possess or look at child porn. That's not that long ago.
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So it took.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Years and years to get that going.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
That's all I got for now. Okay, coming up, man,
a big show. It's going to be a river bend
outdoors in May, steamed breaking Benjamin and uh, it's gonna
be We're all gonna be on pins and needles suit
because we heard from Mike who called in from Staying
that that afternoon his son is graduating high.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
School and not in Cincinnati, no, in in Connecticut.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
So he is going to be going to his son's
graduation that morning and then taking a jet and flying
in probably to uh Lunkin, which is right there by,
you know.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Hoping the best for him. That sounds like a lot
of anxiety, and.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Then just jumping off the plane and getting on stage
to play for you pretty much.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
So if there's storms or anything that day, you might
be just hearing Aaron Lewis and drums.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
We just did say he would help out right, you'd
hop up there with him.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Right, It'll just be a karaoke night. But I got
those tickets, all right. So here's the thing, man, We'll
do a like a mystery movie type thing. Okay, So
five one three seven four nine one two seven. I'll
just pick up the line here, who are you a caller,
good morning, Yeah, I know they're there.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Oh, Christopher, do we also have a skyline? Gift cards?
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I don't know your answer? Hello, Colin, maybe you'll go
with it on Hello. Okay, you don't answer, I don't
uh Hello? Call it? Yeah? Who are you? I'm Nick? Nick?
All right, you're ready? You're gonna play a movie clip.
You tell me what the movie is and I'll hook
you up. You ready? Yeah? All right? This is Nick.
Everybody if he gets it wrong, and you know, Nick,
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point and laugh at him. Today, here we go.
Speaker 6 (17:22):
For ten years, my father worked his ass off fourteen
hours a day, seven days a week. He didn't care
as long as we were happy.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Okay, well what do I have to do?
Speaker 6 (17:34):
But in the end he didn't make it up. So
I Leiba surely lost everything, a little bankrupt.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Let's get some ice cream.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
No, god, I don't care about ice cream. Right now?
Speaker 4 (17:46):
What are we going to do?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
It'll be all right, George, It'll work out. It always does.
I'm gonna find another job. Look, George, this is the
way it goes.
Speaker 7 (17:57):
Sometimes you're flushed and sometimes you're busting.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
You're up. It's never as good as it seems.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
And when you're down, you never think you're going to
be up again.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
But life goes on. Remember that money isn't real, George
doesn't matter. It only seems like it does. And no,
that's not a clip of my life or mine. All right, No,
not the Godfather. Sorry, dude, people are gonna point laugh
at you today.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Yeah, good luck out there.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
All right? All right? Call her? What movie is that?
Ye along for now? All right? Call her? What movie
is it? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Actually I thought it was something different.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
What did you think it was?
Speaker 3 (18:44):
I thought I thought it was the Pursuit of Happiness?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
No, no, no, that's yeah, very I saw that movie
once and I don't remember that scene. I'm like, I
gotta go see that movie again either A dude beginning? Yeah, yeah,
all right, brother, hold on, okay, I'll hook you up.
You're going to see Stayed and Breaking Benjamin. Congratulations, my man,
(19:09):
thank you? Are you? Are you on your way to work?
Speaker 6 (19:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Actually I just stopped in front of my house and
walk in real quick. All right, very good, dude, you're
working on a good Friday. All right, dude, Hold on
a second. Congratulations, he's going to that show, big show.
We're all going to be there, of course police.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Oh hi, yeah, oh, anything to get paid.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
This woman in Spain is making the headlines.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
I guess she hasn't worked since two thousand and three.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Dang, I couldn't do that.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
I really haven't worked since nineteen ninety eight.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
I do radio kind of doesn't feel like it, doesn't God,
twenty two years of just sitting on your ass. So
she said that she dealt with this traumatic experience when
she was working at a supermarket. She said that she
was attacked by a customer and claims pete from the
whole thing and claims that she lost her ability to speak.
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Claims that like, how did did she have to write
that out? Because she's saying that she's a mute, that
she just couldn't even talk anymore.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Well, what happened? Does it say what happened to her
at the.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Store, Just that she was attacked by a customer. I'm
not sure if.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Anything was stop speaking. Oh maybe she got choked or something.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
That could be the case.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
So Social Security granted her a permanent disability pension since
this was all a work related incident. But let's pass forward.
The insurance company recently was reviewing things. Hired a private
detective and discovered the woman was definitely not mute.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Phone speak just fine.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Well, I guess the private detective had asked for directions,
and imperfect Spanish had no problem telling him exactly where to.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Get Johnny to work for the insurance company of bus people.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Oh, that would be.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
The best part about it, because everybody just wants to
get paid and not have to work.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
That comes across your desk. Back, this lady says she's
a mute. Let me let me call the number ring.
All right, that's a scam gun.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
That's one during the day.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
But I guess the insurance company is probably going to
be suing her to reclaim the benefits paid for all
those years since two thousand and three.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
She's screwed.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Yeah, they'll do that with unemployment too, if they find
out you were working and double dipping when you're unemployment,
not good, they come get you.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Could you do some jail time for that?
Speaker 1 (21:42):
We could do jail time for about anything nowadays. Anything.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Yeah, yeah, I could never No surprise, I could never
fake being a mute.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
We know, like I even talk in my sleep, you
even interrupt good stories like this here in the studio
talking gossip about people having sex with you each to stuff.
You're like interrupting these good stories about sex and all
this stuff. I'm like, will you let these people finish
the their gossip.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
I was so excited, well, and then I was kind
of tuned out. And then I realized what was being
talked about. I'm like, hold on a second.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Jump in the middle of it and ruin it for
everybody else.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
I had to make sure I know the names straight.
Now I'm good to go. I got all the details.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Start over. It's like if you go get popcorn in
the middle of a movie, you run to the projector guy.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
I would to.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
This is why, this is why I could never do this.
This lady man for getting away with it for so long.
Yeah right, I'd be god immediately.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
So you're a mute man, Well, we don't think so
we're taking it away.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
This is crap.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
See hello, Shaka, what's up?
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Man?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Is this shock Con? I think you're the best man.
I love your music. I think you're looking for the
other Chaka Con. Okay, you're looking for the female singer.
I am not the female singer. As you can hear,
you can't sing feel for you for me? Yeah, Hi,
(23:23):
this is Jared from Subway and you're listening to the
Kid Chris show. Thank you, But I don't know why
here Chris eat a sandwich. I don't know the stuff
you're into.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Are you surprised when you found that out?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
No, that's always the case when people like that, who
are over the top goodie goodie goodies get busted for something. Always,
just like whenever somebody that's in, like in public office,
is so over the top, anti this, anti this, anti this,
and then they get caught doing that. He was just
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too clean. Yeah, it's so weird when that.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Happens, eating all that sub stuff.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (24:08):
Yeah, by the way, let's do this Sarah at least
dot com.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
You go up to Kid Chris dot com. There is
a bunch of things up there. We talked about the
this senator that was reading the gay erotica that was
available for people in school to read, and he was
reading it out loud so people can hear it. Yeah,
that insane tornado footage I posted up there. And also
(24:40):
this is always fun here, I'll play something from the news. Okay,
tell me, does this sound odd? You go for it here?
It is all right, tell me what what sounds weird
about this, Okay. Ten people died in the Bronx last
night due to a fire that killed ten people in
the last night during a fire. Fire officials say all
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ten people died due to the fire, which was too
hot for their bodies.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Oh no, I don't know who wrote that, but they
should be fired.
Speaker 8 (25:15):
Yeah, but we got everything we need though in that
story everything ten people fired can't connect with any of
them anymore.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Because nowadays you want everything brief right twelve seconds. You
get everything you need in that Ten people died in
the Bronx last night due to a fire that killed
ten people in the Bronx last night during a fire.
Fire officials say all ten people died due to the fire,
which was too hot for their bodies.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Oh fire is hot, yep, fire is hot. Oh my god?
Who are these producers that are letting this go?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
The ones laughing the hardest.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
It's kind of like when you need a five hundred
word essay in school.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
You just spread stuff out and.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
You're just saying this same thing over and over, but
just mixing up the words.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Yes, just like what they did yep, or they they
they're teleprompter went like like kabluey so they were just
kind of like, uh, scrambling.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Yeah, they're like, you've got twenty seconds to fill figure
it out.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Here is up on kid Chris dot com. You can
see that and also watch one of the funniest local
commercials ever. I don't the audio won't do it any justice,
but here we go.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
All right, this man needs help his baby mama put
him out.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
And he ain't got no furniture.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Let him have you bath. Like this man need a
bad and only get parted fifty nine a month. You
can't get another one without a babe. Come on, baby,
this man needs TV's bedroom. Only get forward to fifty
nine out of a month.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
You know you got all them children seventy three answers, baby,
like b's.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Like, this man needs air conditions. It's hot on the
streets and he only gets paid forty nine.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Hours a month.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
I'll put him down, baby, no one, no project, all
the time, all the time. I put him down. Baby
was perfect. Local TV commercials are the best, man.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
I love it, like the car commercials, furniture ones like that.
Like the acting is always top tier.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Awful, you know, and years ago we used to make
fun of that stuff in Philadelphi because they were they weren't.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
All the greatest low budget stuff is the best.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
So at one point, you know Constantine who calls into
our show sometimes, we had a whole crew of them,
and I said, hey man, we'll make your commercial for
you as long as you promised to air it during
I think the Phillies were in the playoffs or something,
as long as you aired a commercial during the Phillies
playoffs game. Yeah, and we got hit up. So we
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made one for this place called Executive Auto Care. And
the whole point was was to make it one of
the worst commercials at the horrible acting and everything, kind
of like what they do on the office. Yeah, and
we did it and it aired, and this is the
kind of that's.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
The best stuff though.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Yeah, just wraw real footage. I'm willing to do it
again if someone is gonna do it, But none of
our team's get into any playoffs, so I don't know
where we would put it. You had to go there
as always. I had stuff planned here, but we always
go to the phone whenever it rings, and.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Because we've made it a point that that's important.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
It's our rule. Unfortunately on the phone is country Jeff
the Drunk drifter on this good Friday. Yeah right, Well, Jeff,
you know you don't need to leave me all these voicemails,
by the way, you can stop doing that. Well, I
have to know you don't. I want to make sure
(28:40):
that you know that I'm still a lot. I don't
need to know that. And you don't need to call
one hundred different times. And I don't listen to them, honestly.
When I see it's you, I just delete them. Oh
that's horrible, man, No, because you just mumble on. They're
all three minutes long, because that's the voicemail cut off
is three minutes, and you just you just mumble on
(29:01):
and then you then you it cuts you off, and
then you go anyways, and you just keep going.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Jeff, what's so important that you need to talk to
him about for three minutes?
Speaker 6 (29:11):
Every don te ra while Mark Laneloe?
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Do you think would you listen to that?
Speaker 3 (29:22):
I just stopped listening.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
I don't know exactly you listening to it live? You
don't have the option to delete it. You can't swear
at me on the radio.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
No, no, no, I didn't, Joy, Yes you did.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
You said, ahole? You can't say that.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Yeah, okay, Well I won't say that.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
No, I'm telling you the truth. If that's being an
ahole that I guess I am, I don't listen to it.
So don't waste your time. Yeah there, yeah, no, there's
no point to waste my time.
Speaker 6 (29:59):
You know.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
You know I'm moving the bigger and bigger things. You know,
I'm going to become a country rapper. Okay, And and
you're and you're you're gonna forget all about us. Yeah,
you should promote that show. No, no, you should. I
(30:24):
promote your show anyways every day.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
That's really nice.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
You should? You should? You should not? You should stop?
I should stop what stop promoting us every day? Then?
And then you won't be so upset when I delete
your voicemails. You know, you don't feel like you're being used,
you know what I mean? Yeah, no, I ain't being used.
Speaker 4 (30:48):
Okay, good, But anyways, no hanging out with Don Tello, rock.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Rail my fans low, it's me.
Speaker 6 (30:58):
I'm going to jail from Dad.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
I'm passed to let them there. Now, you have it,
good grown, you know, God bless everybody, God bless all
the listeners.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
And you know.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
That's just that's habituating that his obituary that he recorded
for us for when he dies. Yeah, I know, unfortunately,
that's you'll outlive us all. I know your pickle, Yeah
it does. It's amazing, Jeff. We got to go man,
alcohol drug. I don't know what you're saying. Jeff. Are
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you still in that apartment or do they boot you
out yet? I'm okay, good. I was concerned.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
I got a fish tank, you know?
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Is this all the stuff he just mumbles about on
the voicemail He'll just call him and man like three
in the morning, you'll go ahead.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
I got Can you take a photo of the fish
tank and put that on Twitter? Please?
Speaker 1 (31:57):
I gotta see this thing at Real Country Jack.
Speaker 5 (32:01):
It's actually.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
It's it's it's a cookie jar. Your fish tank is
a cookie The fish are going to die in there.
No they're not.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
No, No, I got they're gold fish.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
But but I named them after the turtles. But they're
gonna die. You gotta have a bubbler and there to
his name's uh one. But but they're gonna die in
there if you don't have air in there. No, no,
no gold fish can survive in anything. Jeff, I'm not
(32:42):
I'm not discussing your phone is horrible. I get wrapped
up in every the wrong people's lives. I have no
friends except for guys like Jeff, and then when they call,
I don't listen to them.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
I don't know what up.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Hey, hey man, I just want to touch face with you, guys.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
There is nothing better on a happy Friday than listening
to you.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
But Jeff stops on the radio over his ten thousand voicemails.
It's bad. It's really bad. I mean I would play him,
but if I'm deleting them, I don't want people to
delete the radio show off the radio right for three
minutes straight. Hey, you got a lot more patients put
him than I would, brother, dude. I mean, that's that's
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the that's that's the thing. I mean, that's where I
admire these radio shows that fake their characters because they
write scripts and then then they can shut it off
where you know Jeff's real. So even though I hang
up on them on the air, I still got to
deal with it after ten am. Yeah, it does all that.
It doesn't stop. Absolutely. That's it here, sir, A last
(33:53):
ready Friday.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
I need a couple of beers.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
It's time.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
I don't want to come me up it's Friday.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
No need to puke my gut jab get in a far.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
It's Friday.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
Now need a couple of peers and never want.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
To copy a feel Friday. Not need a pupil to
get in a Friday.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
It just gotten paid it a week, man.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
I need to get laid.
Speaker 5 (34:27):
If I can't find I wanted to come back to
my face.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
I'll pay someone to sit on the pape. No, I
want a couple fee. Never need to copy a feel.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
I want to puke my coon.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Because Friday night. To do a good job of painting
that picture? There, don't they I'm good? Friday feels wrong?
What about this one? This is a new one? Ready?
Speaker 8 (34:56):
I was working all week, nohing excite.
Speaker 6 (35:00):
I was waiting all week.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
But tonight I'll go home because see Friday night.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
I remember the sky for American Idol. I want to
keep moving all night.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
I want to damn all night, and I want.
Speaker 5 (35:22):
To drink old night, and I want to barday all night,
and I want to enjoy the sun because see Friday night.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Friday. Nay, Yeah, it's Friday.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
Perfect.
Speaker 6 (35:42):
Heart.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
No, it's from the overseas. Friday Night. It was some
guy that was on American idol over in England that
did some dumb song about Friday night.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
I think it's perfect.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Oh and you know how we just talked to Country
Jeff and he's got a fish bowl thing in his apartment.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Yes, did you see it? He did? He tweeted out.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
He just tweeted out the pick and he does have
a bunch of little gold fish.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
I knew that. And uh, yeah, here's is it a mess?
Speaker 2 (36:10):
It looks very cramped in the Yeah, and it's scarbage
rocks everywhere.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
There's no way drunk is going to be able to
take care of those fish. He's got a whiskey thing
in there with I'm sure he pours beer in there.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Wait, looking at the water a little close, the water
is kind of like beer tinted.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Yeah, it's murky. Yeah, that's not.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
Good drunk fish swimming around.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
It's that's where the new COVID is gonna come from.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
From Country Jeff's apartments.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
I need to go rescue.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
I was just gonna say where where is like the A,
s p C A or whatever. These people there should.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
I tweeted them, like, these fish need let me put
that little bar code up going so we could save
the country. Jeff Fish.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Oh god, those damn fish. Like we had that squirrel
that was a squirrel. He had a squirrel that was
a pet for a minute because he was like some
stripper chick he was living with for a second. She
had issues too, she disappeared, so he was taking care
of her. His name was Twitch and he would blow
pot smoke in its face and then it ate like
(37:31):
a power cord and electrocuted itself. This is there's so
much to hump back here. I know. I just want
to I just want to strap a webcam to his head.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
This is the kid Christian
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