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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Kid Chris Show and on the phone from Channel nine
and John Matey's money on Facebook. His name is John Mattaree.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Trying to save you some money and make you some money.
And how about Sarah make some money off all those
darn gold chains and bracelets she wears. Yeah, I mean
she looks like a rap star.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I'm like Ellie Dayla Cruz and I come walking into
work every morning.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
That's a big gold. I want to know what his
goal change are worth, because I tell you gold is
now thirty two hundred dollars an ounce, three thousand, two
hundred dollars an ounce. You know, for a few years
it was like, what's fifteen hundred anounce? I mean it
is doubled yea basically in the past year or year
and a half. And it's unbelievable what gold is worth.
(00:43):
So we went out to a local jewelry store f
for Jewelers in Hyde Park and they said, the average
thin gold chain that most people have, and you know
you'll wear a cross on it or a little pendence,
the average thin gold chain is fourteen carrot gold. It's
not the full eighteen carrot, which is pure fourteen carre
you like, you buy it at Macy's or something, and
(01:03):
that thin gold chain is usually ten grams and it's
worth four hundred dollars. So think of how many thin
little gold chains you have in your closets. Sarah, Oh,
you haven't worn wow in five years? Yeah, that one
little gold chain that you thought was worth like seventy
five bucks, try about four hundred.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Can you just start going through all my stuff from Spencer's. Yeah,
yeah for five bucks.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Ye, Crystal shops the back section at spencer you know
what's going on back there?
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, I buy all those those those birthday cards with
the fat ladies on it.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
So to check out, to check out any gold you have,
because it's amazing. We were there some some woman and
she didn't want to talk to me or be on TV.
She brought in some gold necklace, you know, something like
that Diddy would wear. I mean gold necklace fifteen thousand dollars.
(02:04):
It was eighteen carried gold, big gold necklace, and it
was it was worth fifteen She got to check for fifteen.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Grants why, right there on the spot.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
And I'm blame her for not talking to you, because
somebody would hunt her right down.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I think so too.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Oh yeah, yeah, she don't want to be on TV
and somebody would nabber in the parking lot.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
That's the good news, John Eerie. Now, of course we
got to go with the other stuff, which is the scams.
And uh, I'm due for a new car, so I
got to hear this. What is this new car scam
that you're talking about on here?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Oh wait, Matt, I always say a scims a seam
for you, but this one, this one is bad. It's
called the vin swamping scam, where you buy a car
from a shady used car lot or worse, from a
Facebook marketplace seller. Yeah, and you think you've checked it out,
you run a car fax on it because everybody's like,
oh check the car, fact, it's clean, no accidents. Well,
(02:56):
it turns out that the thieves, they're pretty slick these days.
They swamped the VIN plate under the windshield and there's
also a second vein number and a sticker on the
door on most cars. They swamped that too. And so
we had a couple of Northern Kentucky paid thirty thousand
dollars cash about a used three year old Chevy Suburbans.
Turned out their suburban turns out had been stolen and
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they swapped the plate and so the BMVS like, we
can't we can't register this because it shows up on
our stolen car list. Next thing you know, police are
coming in and it's like, well, you can't have the
car because they stolen car. He paid thirty thousand dollars
cash this guy on Facebook marketplace, and we've been trying
to help him track it down and we've been calling
(03:39):
police and everything, but the guy took down his Facebook.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
He's gone yep, he's gone a mess.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
And he had thirty grand cash yep that they gave
for this suburban that they can't try.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
And you'll never catch me. I mean that sucks.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Yeah, this is very active on Facebook markets.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Marketplace, but I know what to sell to buy on
I'm certainly not down to be careful with that.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Spy off thirty thousand. You know, Facebook Marketplace is a
great place to buy, like a bicycle fifty bucks exactly.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
You know, that's about as high as you can go.
We appreciate you, John Matterie for doing all this work
for us, and we can just call you and have
you tell us thank you.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
John.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
All right, Hey, great talking to you and Sarah. I
can't wait to see you with no more gold gracelest.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Yeah, but all that money thanks to John.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
All right, John, it's job matteries from Channel nine and
John Mattery's money on Facebook. It's eb N. Everybody good,
Everybody juiced up. I was in bed by eight fifteen
last night watching all the chaos with the Reds and
I feel.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
There was no chaos, but I feel the.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Problem, well the game I'm talking about, like the whole
Pete Rose saying, I feel horrible for the people that
were still outside trying to get in while the ceremony
stuff was going on in the beginning of the game.
Sound like they're gonna have a you know, a dead
superstar every aim that they're going to do tribute to.
This is the first time ever. And there were people
on the news that were coming in from way out
of town.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Oh yeah, yeah, because you had people not only coming
in from Chicago and trying to get out of work
in Cincinnati, but people came in from all over the
country just for that game last.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Night, big Red Machine fans and Pete Rose fans.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Yes, yeah, just to see all the ceremony stuff. So
they had opened up gates at five forty four five,
fourteen for season ticket holders. Everything got started at six thirty,
and I saw people complaining online on social media that
they couldn't get in because it was taking so long
for that jersey giveaway for people to get through the gates.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I guess here's what makes me love Cincinnati even more
because I love underdog stuff is. And I sent this
to Sarah Lisa this morning. During my reading, I read
everything on the internet, and the New York Post just
put up a whole thing about Pete Rose, but it
was more about what's that a hole's name there, Trevor Bow,
(06:00):
Trevor Bauer.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
He was chirping on Twitter yesterday.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Because he's like, oh, this guy is, you know, allowed
to be in baseball and I'm not or whatever. Uh so,
But the New York Post they're talking about Pete Rose
and how he's reinstated and everything. Every picture they show
Pete Rose, he's wearing Philly's outfit and they call him
the Philly Great.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
They don't mention the Reds whatsoever in history, and the
Reds do so much for Pete Rose man. They've got
bibbleheads and statues honoring him on the field, and his
jersey is plastered up at the ballpark and have the
Phillies done anything like that for Pete?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
But you know how it is. It's a it's little
Cincinnati versus the world, and which.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Which makes much bigger?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I love it. I love Cincinnati versus the world.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
And also Trevor Bauer needs to stop talking. He's just
not good at bitching. He's still stuck in Japan.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Well, he's stuck in Japan. Here's why. It's no different
than than that that who is that dude? Colin Kaepernick?
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Oh yeah, and he's always saying that he's trying to
get back in.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
You know, listen, you're a trouble maker. It's not that
everybody's like, no, but's ban them. Nobody wants your trouble.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Right, It was a pr nightmare for whoever picks up
those guys.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
You admitted you'd like to get rough with girls. Nobody
wants that around. Wasn't you like that girl set you
up or not? You admitted, Yeah, it's back them around
a little bit.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
They like it that nobody wants that dude.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Okay, she was dragging you for cash and all that. Okay,
we get it. But you admitted that you did all
that stuff and you're into it.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
And imagine how the Browns feel, right the situation that
they've got on their hands with Deshaun Watson, their own
fans cheering when he got injured last season. Yeah, what
a nightmare.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Well let's say these these Uh, it's hard enough to
be an owner and deal with the fans trashing you
and stuff, and then when you inject some cancer like that,
it's like, Okay, we don't need this headache. So that's
why you're not playing in Major League Baseball. It's not
like they kept you out. It's because all the owners like, no,
we're not even going to entertain the thought of bringing
that into our club.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeah, they did it to themselves. Yeah, Trevor Bauer, he
really just needs to stop just shout out point like,
just that's your fate. You're going to play in Mexico
or Japan, and just be happy with it. It is
what it is.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
CBN. That's Sarah elise.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
She's got a theme song, she has a puppet, but
this is the real Sarah. Sarah Puppet flesh and Blood.
You gotta jug out Christopher's video. All of our socials
with Sharah puppets. She made an appearance yesterday. It's pretty funny. Yes,
and all other radio people that we work with stop
texting me and ask me to bring the puppets to
all the events and stuff.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
And you can't borrow.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
No, nobody's touching our stuff.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
She's going into a glass case for a while.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Okay, people love poaching this show.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Before I get to my story, I want to say
happy birthday, Christopher. Thanks, and I got you a little something.
Oh cool, I hate this stuff. Oh my gosh, you're
a little excited. I'm handing it over and a little
red bag just like the Cincinnati Roads, because I know
how much you love them.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
In other words, you used this from it's the same
bit from me.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
I literally just got that last night. It's all brand new.
Are you opening it up right now?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Or should we?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Yeah, chocolate, I know the only snack you like are
the dark chocolate Mormons. That's what I got.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
My new ones are those uh what are they called?
The pop corners? Those they're like Doritos, but they're like
fluffy pop corner.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
I don't know about that. Yeah, you're welcome. I was
going to get a cake, but I'm like, you won't
need it.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
So, oh should I open up the card.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Now you can open up the card. Yeah, I'll get
through the story quick.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Is your cash in here?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
After?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I want what what you owe the tax man? That's
what I want.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
I I would give a check over for that, but
we're tapped out, not even close.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
All right, it's a picture of an old man scratching
his ass. That's the only reason why you wanted to
give me a card. This is Christopher Happy Birthday. It's
all about you today, Sarah. Thank you, Sarah.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
It's you.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
You have to read it like me.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
It's you.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
That's why I oh, it's all mind it yees. Yes,
And I got you Starbucks because I need to go
there every single morning. And I got you b Dubs
because you love going there with your daughters.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Thank you. Vert So a little something for.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
You and a little something for you and your girls
because I know all of that stuff makes you happy.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Yes, my girls, I'm spending the entire weekend with them
because I will be at my house this weekend and h.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Their mom's going out of town for a couple of
days and I'll be with them and we're going to
be at King's Island. We're gonna be doing a bunch
of stuff.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Perfect well, now y'all can get wild beat ups. Also
aside from your birthday, Yes, happy big five to one.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
T you.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
This guy in louisianappers coming, it's making the headlines are Yeah,
I have Rodney and Country Jeff and our buddy Tyler
coming in SAG will be in here in a little
bit all the time. Yeah, like a ditty party. So
this guy making the headlines. His name and age not
(11:26):
been released, but police are saying that they were left
speechless after this whole thing. So they were called out
to a Low's hardware store the other day. Do you
like Lows?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Oh okay. It smells like wood yea and landscaping. That
is a good smell. Someone had called saying there is
a man in one of the tool shed displays out
here and he's causing a scene. So when police got there,
the officer that found the guy in the tool shed
said the image will be etched into his memory forever.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I guess, was he? Yep, this story. I just figured
because guys are creep.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
I figured you knew this one. No, I don't know
this one. Yeah. So police opened up the door to
this tool shed display that he said the guy was
completely naked, lying on his back and swing in webs,
and he was taking care of business, had his phone
in his hand with a bottle of vasolene next to him.
(12:31):
Ew imagine walking in on a lot officers. Man, I
really feel for them, Like, what do you do? I
start laughing your ass off? Or run away?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Yeah, they're they're dodging bullets in several ways. It seems like.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Avoiding hard situations here.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Yeah, if that guy's shooting at you get the do
you get the cap in shooting?
Speaker 4 (12:54):
What?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Never mind? So police are saying, though the guy was
not difficult, they complied when they asked him to put
his clothes back on before they put him in handcuffs,
because I guess.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
You're pretty lethargic.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Whatever you say, officer, Yes, you're on, go wherever you
need me to go.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
That after guilt where you're like, oh man, I'm in
a tool shed.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
It is wrong with people. I only get that done
at a toolshd display at lows.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Come on, I know it's like a thing where people go, oh,
I use the lotion? Do people really use I don't
use iraw dog, I've never I really.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Don't want that image of my mind of you raw dogging.
Why would you say that.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
I'm just saying I don't use the thing.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
I just I mean good for you. But this guy
at Lows obviously needed the vassal lead.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
That's a lot to carry around. Do you have like
a utility belt and stuff.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
You're picturing like the big jug of it. I picture
in my mind like it gets like a little powel size.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Yeah, but even that, I'm like, I'm not going to
walk around a little travel size like a hotel bottle, like.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Like you're ready to just go at any moment, but
go in that shed when the moment ends. The first
thing I'm thinking about is that there's those carpenter bees
in there and stuff. I'd be so distracted.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Oh and it would stink and it would be hot.
You have the bees, the bugs everywhere, the whole thing.
It's like, that's not the best scene.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Little sugar ants crawling up there.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
I'm imagining that this guy does not have a house.
Oh could be So now he has been charged and
he is behind bars, and they took his phone and
said that playing on it was a YouTube video. So
it was well, you YouTube, I know.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
But what are you looking at it on YouTube? There's
no nudity on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
I guess he found something on YouTube. They didn't say
what video he was watching, though, but vasoline something that
will definitely not get you go as Jim Day, Like
I said, not gonna get you going stuff like that.
God help us. But yeah, this is trending everywhere this morning.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
That's good stuff.
Speaker 6 (15:07):
When you think sports and Cincinnati, you think of the
Sega Man, the king voice of sports right here on
w e v N take it away, clown boys, the.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Man turn not you know, what's time to sag? Sports news?
Sports news? My favorite one? He started update us on
Cincinnati sports Blues sports. You're not kidding?
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Yeah? From that bomb again?
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Look out fire, raid over the Reds?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
What is that? What is this?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
No, here we go.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
If this will get him going, You guys were in
trouble with the ends.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Perry Franconi's got him all fired up with this one.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Yeah, I hit it. I don't think they're fired up whatsoever.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Maybe they're worried.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
This is what needs to be played before every game
right here? Crank it up?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Don't they play it?
Speaker 3 (16:12):
No?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Why don't they they should?
Speaker 3 (16:14):
I don't know. I mean, I be going, it's getting
a going. How do you not get fired up? After
all the Pete Rose ceremony stuff before the game. That's
kind of a downer, What a disappointment. The ceremony was
not a downer at all.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Well, according to the New York Post, Pete Rose only
played for the Phillies.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
That article was mild this morning, and the Reds were
the only ones that honored them.
Speaker 7 (16:38):
Davis Martin pitching one run ball into the seventh inning
last night. The White Sox beat those Reds four to two,
Martin allowing seven hits at a career high six and
two thirds innings. Sarah play in front of us Sala
crowd in front of forty three thousand on honoring the
hit King. The Reds lose for the ninth time in
eleven games in a race and stretch. The Reds have
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lost series now to three rebuilding teams, the Marlins, Nationals,
and White Sox.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
We're not even rebuilding, unbelieve, we're just struggling. Bengals. Update.
Speaker 7 (17:08):
Let's see the Bengals twenty twenty five schedule is out.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Sarah. I think I asked me yesterday, who do I
think is going to be the first game, and I
said Jacksonville, Well they're gonna see they're going to open
the season. Yes, they're going to open this season.
Speaker 7 (17:20):
They're going to open the season Sunday, September seventh at Cleveland.
That means Miles Garrett, who have like nineteen Sackson will
lose the home opener a week later Sunday, September the
fourteenth against Jacksonville, two AFC North rivals in prime time.
Thursday night, October sixteenth, home against those Steelers, and then
Thanksgiving Day night, Yes, a road affair against those Ravens
(17:43):
in Baltimore's second time in team history the Bengals play
in Thanksgiving, the last time twenty ten.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Well this is you see what they're doing here though,
I mean, they're giving them a soft schedule, opening it up.
Speaker 7 (17:54):
So hopefully they don't go oh to three ye MLS soccer.
Kevin Denka's goal in the eighteenth minute stood up as
FC Cincinnati, the only winner so far around town, got
by Toronto FC on the road last night, one nil.
FCC now nine three and one winners of seven of eight.
Roman Celatano records his thirty six career clean sheet. That's
(18:16):
a shutout to you and me.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Mister dude, I love the coach with FCC. He's like,
you know what, it was good that we won, but
we still could have done better. It was not our
best performance.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
FC Cincinnati on the road Saturday night where hell is real.
We'll watch it.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Versus the Columbus crew do.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
What they all to do. The tough group they are
to not show up to that game. Should just show
up in their golf clothes and go I'm not playing
until I get more money. Yeah, the entire team, I
just show up on the bus. That's real sportsman ship
right there. Some hell colleague basketball.
Speaker 7 (18:45):
The Skyline Chili Crosstown Shootout between Cincinnati and Xavier will
be set for Friday night, December the fifth, at Centas Center.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
I think the first time in years. It's a Friday
night for.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
The Saturday Yeah. Wow, yes, shootout.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Unbelievable And good get on the nice walk there and
get some fresh pot air walking in and yeah, and
there may be some shooting on the way out here.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
I think they'll be fine.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Oh okay, okay, good, that's not the Clifton.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Come on, it's a good part of town over there.
Prectory Parkway.
Speaker 7 (19:19):
Watch out now, watch out here we go, let's see
whenever you go to a game, yes, whatever, whatever soccer, Yeah,
Crosstown shootout, Reds Bengals, you know, get ready? Yeah, thank you.
You want to go to the Penn Station East Coast Subs.
Thank you, because it's all about good taste.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Uh huh.
Speaker 7 (19:40):
Where you get the hand crafted sub handcrafted subs, pizza,
fabulous fries, yes, and then watch it to wash it down?
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Yeah, slimmingade man. Thank you very much.
Speaker 7 (19:51):
Order online, Order online today at Penn Station East Coast
Subs right here on the Hall of the Tangles two daytime.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Oh yeah, we leave you with you. Oh, I'm sorry,
it's Rome Station seven. Is this assisted Living?
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Well, I was actually just calling to see if my
grandmother was still alive, and if she is, is there
anything we can do to speed up this process?
Speaker 3 (20:18):
You know you're sick. Now, I'm not sick.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
She's the one in the home.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
Look kid, Chris jos On one O two seven.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Six, bastard, you're mad.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
I didn't do that. He did that was a comedian
friend named Pat House.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
I was in the room though he took fire.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Our phone number is five one three seven one two
seven offspring tickets coming up for you. Okay, but first,
first we go to the phone for more stimulating talk
with Tyler.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Ah, this is an every morning thing now, Oh Tyler,
good morning. I just heard some heavy breathing. Tyler. Where
are you at right now?
Speaker 1 (21:08):
What do you think? He's in bed with his blue boxer?
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Tyler?
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Are you in bed? Yeah? You know what today is, Tyler.
It's Christopher's birthday.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
You're gonna wish him happy birthday? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Laying in bed thinking about you on your birthday?
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Are you thinking about me on your birth on my birthday?
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Yeah, what are you thinking about?
Speaker 5 (21:41):
Maybe we need to put your time out.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
A little road bay on the b day?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Oh really?
Speaker 3 (21:51):
You have put me over your knee fifty one spankings?
Yeah yeah, Tyler.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Now did you fall down or are you preparing yourself?
Are you?
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Are you a woodshed's happening? Are you the guy at Low's?
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Have you? Yeah? Tyler?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Have you ever done that out in the woods or
anything out in public?
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Now?
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Now, he's a good guy.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
How old are you? Tyler? By the way, we I
don't think we ever asked you.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Twenty four.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
When is your birthday, Tyler?
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Every day? June fifth? It's coming up.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Oh yeah, we'll mark that down.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Yeah, a couple of weeks. Yeah, we'll talk about bringing
you into the studio. Then you'll ignore us and we
won't bring in.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Why won't you get back to Christopher on coming in?
Tyler has a not answered the phone?
Speaker 6 (22:50):
When not?
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Well, I'm talking?
Speaker 1 (22:52):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (22:53):
We answer every morning?
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Fair it? Yeah, but I know I told you this.
This is the thing we tell Tyler, we want to
bring him in the studio. We'll have someone go get
him and bring him in, and I'll text you the
number because I have the number that he texts from.
He texts back and forth and then I just send
me the address and then he never does.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Why won't you send him the address?
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Tyler? Do you not know your address?
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Why?
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Yeah? All right, that's all you had to tell me.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
That would be why.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
But we could figure this out.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Do you think you could get a ride into the
studio and Christopher will take you home?
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Well that he doesn't know the app. Ye, So I
think I'm gonna have to call and talk to somebody
to get the address.
Speaker 6 (23:37):
Yah.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Yah, We'll figure it out hopefully before the birthday. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
If we have a birthday party for you in the studio, Tyler,
do we get Do you want strippers?
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Yeah? Yeah, there's a few guys he could bring in here. Yeah,
you want male or female?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Okay? So Sarah stop? Do you want meat with it?
Talk back?
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Okay, I'll talk it back. Oh my god, do you
want me to shave your name and I'll share that love?
I'll shave your name in my chest hair. What do
you think about that? Oh no, no, you don't like that.
Do you have Tyler? Do you do you have dirty magazines?
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Now?
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Now see he's a good guy.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Do you have a TV in your room?
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Yeah? What do you watch? What are your favorite shows?
Speaker 3 (24:30):
I wash?
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Yeah, the news? Do you have a favorite newscaster? Like
a cute girl?
Speaker 3 (24:39):
W wt I someone on Channel five?
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Who do you like on there?
Speaker 3 (24:43):
There's a lot of cute girls over there.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
Yeah, they do.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Well, a lot of my friends work over there.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Do you like Randy Rico?
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Randy?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Like you like Randy Rico?
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Cincinnati's meteorologist. Yeah, she lives close to me. She's been
doing it forever too, and she just absolutely crushes it.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Husband's a big dude. You don't want to do You
don't want to mess with that.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Oh yeah, I don't mess with him.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Oh yeah yeah, so oh you've seen him. Yeah, we're
peering through their windows or something.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
He's a big football coach.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yeah, he's a football coach in Loveland. You don't want
to mess with that guy.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Pictures posting pictures of them together.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he'll.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Take you out.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
She's a good lady, too, good person.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
So stay away from her. Who's in the weather? Girl?
That's there? Is it Alison?
Speaker 3 (25:35):
He's a Channel five fan?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Yeah she is.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
I think she does the weather at night.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Yeah she wears sundress.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Now yeah yeah yeah yeah at night.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Yeah she's cute. Does she wear sun dresses? Right? You
like that?
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
And then of course there's the clean of them all.
Shari Polillo. You could take Mike though.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
I wouldn't mess with Mike.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
No, Mike, he's tall and stuff. But you know, he
looks like he's been eating a lot of bread.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
No, they're in the gym together every day.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
He's been eating a lot of bread. His face is
getting puff, His face is getting puffy. He's slicking his hair,
but he looks good.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
He'd be nice.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Can you take of it?
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Twist my.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
But yeah, you're gonna put a boot up his ass.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Yeah, that's so much. How did you even understand what he'said?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
All bros talk man.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
We know we get it.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
You have that bromance going on with Tyler.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Hey, Tyler, listen, I'll uh now now I know what's
going on. I'll call and I'll talk to somebody. We'll
figure out how to get you here.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Okay, man, I'm about to t you the address, all right, okay, okay,
we'll keep an eye over that, Tyler.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
I'll open it up right now, get it. Oh, I'll
look right now, okay, Tyler, I'll be in touch.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
On a second.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Oh, I see it. Yeah, okay, I got the address.
You're right, Okay, I got it. I see it, Tyler.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Thank you, Tyler.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Oh okay, all right, see you all right, No, he
did send it. That's good, all right, I got the address,
all right.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Well there's no excuses now, all right. And his birthday
is June fifth, Yeah, all right, good get Tyler in
the studio. That'll be some good video too, him in
the studio. Oh, that's on a Thursday.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Perfect, yep, and you'll you'll wear.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
I have you know what I'm off that day?
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Actually, oh you are?
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Oh well so you guys he can be the co
host for the day and Tyler, yeah, you can read
the news. Oh I will be tuned in for that,
Sarah Lea.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
So we have tickets to check out the Offspring. I
forgot what the date is. It's July, I think.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Oh yeah, it's like the very end of July. It'll
be nice and toasting.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Yeah, it'll be hot out. You can watch the singer
for the Offspring.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Uh he uh yeah, July twenty fifth at River Bend.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Yeah, he's he's uh, they're a little older now, but
the singer is a little puffy. Uh yeah, he's got
some carbs in him. Dad buds are hot though, And
uh what did I spend all this money getting rid
of mine?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Uh so?
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Uh anyways, five three seven nine one O two seven
is the phone number. What I have here is of
some themes for a tari Okay, now, if you can
tell me what these video game themes are, I will
hook you up. Okay, and it's real simple. I'm trying
to think of which one I could use here because
(28:33):
I want it to be easy.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Okay, all right, here's one. You ready, Yes, let's go.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
You'll see if you get it. Here we go, all right, Oh,
quick and easy. Four seconds. That's an Atari game theme.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
I don't know this one.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Did you play Atari?
Speaker 3 (28:53):
No hanging those those a little bit before me, just.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Like and it used to take like months for the
guys that program these games to make that little theme
right there.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Oh yeah, how far we've come in four decades?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Yeah? Yeah, now with any just yelling to your phone
like hey, hey, I make this theme or whatever, and
they'll just make it and it'll sound like an orchestra
made it, and some fatso sat at his computer for
months making this. All right, So Offspring tickets up for grabs,
uh Sarah, they're all lit up, one through six. Pick
(29:30):
a line.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Let's start with number one, number one.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Let's see caller your number one, Tell me the answer
and I will hook you up.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
What theme is that?
Speaker 4 (29:40):
I want? Pitfall?
Speaker 1 (29:41):
No, not pitfall? Sorry man, callor what what theme is that?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (29:54):
I think?
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Did you say back man? Yeah no, no, that was
the other day.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
No, it's pac man, Sorry one more time. That's it.
It's a theme I hear when I come off the
elevator here to iHeartRadio.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
I know pac Man. That one.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Caller, what is it?
Speaker 4 (30:16):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
It's yelling at his wife, Collry, that my wife?
Speaker 4 (30:22):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (30:24):
What is it again?
Speaker 3 (30:26):
You played against one more time? Christopher? It's only four seconds?
Speaker 1 (30:37):
God, no, I'm not doing it again, sir? All right Coller?
Speaker 2 (30:42):
What is it? No? Oh? Wait?
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Wait? What did you say?
Speaker 3 (30:48):
You say? Frogger?
Speaker 4 (30:50):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Yes, oh nice work. Did you know what? Or does
somebody call you and tell you I knew it?
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (31:01):
That's awesome. You must be hot, are you haughtie?
Speaker 2 (31:10):
She is?
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Well, we're glad that you're the winner of the Offspring tickets.
Of course, coming to Cincinnati here in just a couple
of months, that's.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Gonna be a good show. Have you ever seen Offspring live?
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
They're good lives, Tim, Yeah, you'll know every single song.
It's a good show. They're fun to see live. And
I'm gonna hook you up. What's your first name?
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Beth?
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Hold on, Beth. I'll get your info and you're going, okay,
all right, thank you? All right? She got it? Yeah,
that's a frogger.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
Yeah, I got.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Sarah Alice, she's sitting on my lap. I mean she's
right across from me.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
I know it's your birthday, but no, dog, Yes, how
are you feeling at fifty one today?
Speaker 2 (31:59):
You good?
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Next question? No, I'm fine. I have the way I
I mean, I like getting older because I think it's funny.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Oh it's terrible.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
The older I get, the funnier it is to me
that I have a job like this.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Still call yourself a kid. Yeah, I'm not supposed to
have this job, but here we are.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Yeah. You know how they like they say, like, oh,
you know, you get your age out or whatever and
all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Like, well, I don't know, man, not young. Yeah, I
think it's keeping you young though. It's good.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yeah, I guess I'm fine with it.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Good. Well.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
All thirty two teams in the NFL this upcoming season
traveling a total of six hundred and twenty five thousand,
nine hundred and forty seven miles everybody. The Bengals are
trying the fewest the fewest of those miles of any
team in the league.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Because they don't want to spend the money to gas money.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Coming in like we gave it all the Jamar coming
in at eight stop eighty seven hundred and fifty three miles.
That's it. In the lead. The Chargers will travel over
thirty seven thousand miles. So some of these teams have
the international games, though I mean Bengals will not go
(33:17):
international this year. The average around twenty thousand miles a team.
So the Bengals are going to start the season in Cleveland.
That'll happen on September seventh, one o'clock kick the home
opener September fourteenth, and you called it Christopher against Jacksonville.
The rumor was that they were going to be opening
in Buffalo against the Bills because they won't play them
(33:41):
until December.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Yeah, because you gotta I'm telling you that Thanksgiving the Yeah,
they want the Bengals to have a good record going
into that Thanksgiving game because all eyes are going to
be on it because they know Joe Burrow's a star.
You got Jamar Chase and all that stuff. So you
want did those guys to have a good soft beginning
so they have a good record going in If they
go in with oh to four or whatever and O
(34:03):
three and then people are gonna be like, oh, they're
gonna get smoked.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Start with the wins. Yeah, make it interesting. Please. So,
like you said, they're gonna have four primetime games, three
of them on the road, and you know, including that
Thanksgiving night game playing the Ravens in Baltimore. Now remember,
please yourselves, because it's not till eight twenty, and.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
They don't do well in Cleveland.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
They used to not do well in Cleveland. They'll be just.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Fine now if they ever flexed a Thanksgiving game.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
Stop. I don't need that negativity. I'm excited about this season.
So they're gonna have one primetime home game. It's gonna
be against the Steelers. It's a Thursday night happening on
October sixteenth. That'll be a good time. They're bye week
coming at a pretty good part of their season. That'll
be Week ten, and then it's kind of a rough
(34:56):
stretch after that because then they're going to Pittsburgh, then Ravens,
then Bills, than Ravens. So yeah, four in a row,
where who knows what could happen, but yeah, very important
divisional games right there.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
And remember you don't know what these teams are going
to be and you have.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
No idea by that point in the season you're two
months in.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Yeah, and also you don't know's it's Pittsburgh a joke
this year.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
I never count them out. Yeah, I never count out
anybody in the division because anything can happen, right, just
like we're making moves in the off season, so is
everybody else.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Right, and you know, and you never know if Trey Hedrickson,
Hendrickson decides I'm just gonna wear my golf suit all
year past.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
In his golf suit. Yeah, I mean those mandatory workouts,
those are going to be happening here in just a
few weeks. Who's gonna show up, Who's going to be
wearing their golf gear? I don't know. Yeah, But there's
a lot of drama around the team right now, but
they've got a few months clean it up. It is unnecessary.
Last year it was all about Jamarch and getting him
(36:00):
the money that he deserves. And now we're all all
eyes on these people.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Listen. I maybe I'm old school. I appreciate when someone
goes here, I'm going to give you a contract and
I'm gonna sign it and you sign it too, and uh,
I'm going to work for you and you have my word,
and that's it. That's just me. I signed a deal.
I honor that deal. And the other side does too.
(36:26):
I know what I signed, They know what they signed,
and that's that.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
I just case. I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Neither did Jamar Chase didn't. Didn't he have a year left?
Speaker 3 (36:34):
So like that, Yeah, and you too, and he forced
a hand.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
I don't appreciate all the money that he got. A
lot of this it's the agents getting in these guys ears.
It might not necessarily always be the players so.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Well, but they go along with it. I mean, they
work for the players, so the player could go, I
don't know, man, I have a contract. I don't want
to be like that.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
They're going to push, They're going to get as much
money as they can.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Yeah that that that's I don't appreciate that. I think
that's a real you a snake thing. But who am I.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
I'm just some douche on the radio, so you know,
but this tray stuff has got to come to an end.
It's like, just show up, You've got the year left,
You're still getting sixteen million dollars.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
You could easily go back and find the tape of
when this started happening. I said, this is going to
be a problem.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
It's going to be at home against the Browns. So
they'll start with the Browns and they'll end with the Browns.
That game is going to be on either January third
or the fourth, depending on scheduling and how things are going.
I can't wait to play that game actually means something
because I appreciate when the last game of the season
is actually meaningful.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
And once the schedule comes out and then I start
commenting on football and stuff, is when I start going
to my Twitter and you know, Burrow fan eight five
three nine, who day starts going Stay your lane, dude,
I got three hundred followers and I'm a bigger fan.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
You don't know what you're talking about. Maybe it's because
you're just a little negative about the hometown team. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Wait, when you're negative about a team, that means you.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Don't know what you're talking about. Just stay in your
link in your lane, dude.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
I have a Twitter account and I have an emoji
with Joe Burrow.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
That means I know what I'm talking about. But yeah,
I thought's kind of crazy. I mean, we're just three
months out from everything getting started, so it'll be Sarah,
it'll be here before you know it. I'm excited. I
think this is a good looking schedule if you want
to go on a trip, any bad time off if
you're planning a trip, this looks like a really good one.
(38:28):
Miami and December, and it's the week of Christmas. So
if you have time.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
You don't know what team at Miami.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
I know you don't even know. I think all the
ladies are planning on that Miami trip though, is going
to be a good time.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Because Miami could be either really good or just horrific.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
I just want to go for the vibes. Yeah, and
obviously to support the Bengals, but yeah, go to the
beach in December, right there on the beach. Yep, that's
the best way to bring all the best put Sarah Bubbat.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
It's the fifteenth of May, which means fifty one years ago.
Oh wow, your mayor was born.
Speaker 3 (39:28):
Happy fifty.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Yes, thanks. I share a birthday with Jamie Lynn Siegeler,
a metal soprano from the Sopranos. Oh here's one. In
nineteen thirty on this day, Ellen Church became the first
airline stewardest on this day.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
Very cool.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Yeah, that's perfect for my birthday. Another thing for my
birthday in nineteen forty, Yeah, nylon stockings were invented.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
Ooh very sexy. Are you into nylons? Like, do you
think they look good?
Speaker 1 (39:57):
I think a lot of women, you say, especially in
school war, they would wear two pairs just to keep.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
Me out of them. Yeah, but when your wife is
putting them on and wears them with like a little
skirt or dress, I.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Don't think she's ever. I don't.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
I don't think she wears those really interesting. They're like
really in right now, like the sheer black nylons.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Yeah, you know what's in two? Like there's a whole
thing about how let me find it? Gen Z? Is that?
Speaker 2 (40:25):
No?
Speaker 1 (40:25):
Is that where we're at out gen Z?
Speaker 3 (40:27):
The gen Zers? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Yeah, they have destroyed where's that story? Yeah? But here's
where it gets good, Sarah Elise on this day. This
is why May fifteenth is a magical day. It gets
better than your birthday. Yeah, in nineteen ninety one, and
this album is good from beginning to end. Mama said
(40:49):
knock you Out from Cool.
Speaker 3 (40:50):
Jay went gold. I love that album, does knock you Out?
Speaker 1 (40:54):
I ed to listen to the whole album walking over
to my friend's my friend Russ's house, The Monster White
Girl Jam went platinum on this day in nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
You ready, yeah, give it to me, Jesus.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
How we do this?
Speaker 3 (41:17):
How we do it? Felt sexual stuff and like nob.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
Horrible song. That song used to play at the clubs.
I would go to.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
I love that song so much fun No it souk's funny.
Let me be a millennial and like my white girl
rap songs.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
All right, well, thank you very much. It's May fifteenth. Here,
I'm the Kid Christian.
Speaker 4 (41:49):
Everyone the Kid Chris Show on one oh two seven.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
And as we're going into concert season, Sarah, at least
they put out this thing. They broke broke down like
what a concert ticket costs, and then they broke it
down what you're paying per song?
Speaker 3 (42:19):
Oh very interesting. Yeah, okay, I'm listening now.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
These are mostly because these are the most expensive artists
out there, like these pop artists, okay, Mike Taylor, Yeah yeah,
Well let's see, uh, these are the ones that are
on the road right now. Lana del Rey. Average ticket
is two hundred and forty dollars to see her. She
does a fifteen song set, so you're paying sixteen dollars
(42:43):
per song when you put it like that, No, thanks, lady,
Gaga is thirteen dollars and ninety seven cents per song.
So wait a minute, I would have.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
Thought that Lady Gaga's concert would be way more expensive.
She's She's like way more talented, dude. She just put
on a huge concert in Brazil for free and set
this record. There were over two million people that went
to it.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Listen you want to see a sexy performance, watch her
perform Moth to the Moth to the Flame with Metallica Live.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
She's so good. Still one of my favorite Super Bowl
halftime performances ever.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Beyonce thirteen dollars and sixty three cents a song.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
How is Lana more than both of that? I don't know?
Are you sure?
Speaker 1 (43:31):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (43:32):
What is this credible source you speak of?
Speaker 1 (43:34):
I don't have it written out which one is it?
Speaker 3 (43:36):
But where'd you get this at?
Speaker 1 (43:38):
Then it's let's see Usher three dollars and seventy six
cents per song.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
To see him live. He'll be performing free after Reds
Games pretty soon.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
Coldplay twelve dollars and sixteen cents per song. Mad You
See Them Live? Bad Bunny ten dollars and seventy three
cents per song. Don't even know what song? It is.
Speaker 5 (44:01):
No.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
I don't know what bad bunny song do I I'll
tell you.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
I'll give you ten dollars and never bring him up again. Oh,
here's one.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
It is a guy, yeah bad.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
I know that he's involved wrestling. I see him on
WWE stuff.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
I'm looking at some of these songs. I have no
idea what these songs are.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
Shakira, Oh, ten dollars and fifty two cents per song.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
Now she's worth more than that.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
Look deaf. People would go see her live just to
move around.
Speaker 3 (44:31):
Don't lie for real?
Speaker 1 (44:32):
Oh god, damn, she is wolf.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
I don't ever get like I crushing it too, I know, but.
Speaker 1 (44:39):
I don't ever get like where I like move around,
like where somebody makes me go, oh man, you know.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
My god, where I get like a I don't even
want to know. I know where you're going with this, though,
Like I would run out.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
I would jump out of a moving car and tackle
her into the bushes.
Speaker 3 (44:56):
I'm so appreciate that. That's not great all.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
I know.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
I'm not saying I would do what I'm saying, But
that's just the way I can articulate the way I
feel about her sexiness.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
She just gets you that excited. Yes, you know who.
A sexy woman is gracing the cover of Sports Illustrated Swim.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
It's on dot com.
Speaker 3 (45:15):
Oh is it perfect?
Speaker 1 (45:16):
K I D D C hr s dot com.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
Selma Hayek at fifty eight years old. Yes, absolutely perfect,
just perfection, just gorgeous.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
She is a she's a babe and funny in uh
those grown ups movies.
Speaker 3 (45:32):
Oh I love that movie.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
Yeah, and she's yeah, she's very funny in there, and
that right there makes her sexy and you know, and
she's a babe.
Speaker 3 (45:40):
Who's she married to in the grown up movie? Why
can't I Adam Sandler? It is Adam Sandler. Yeah, he
knows how to how to cast his movies. He's like, look, see,
funny guys always get the hot chicks.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
Well, I mean that's his movie. He of course he's
gonna cast, you know, but you're not going to.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
See Adam Sandler with an ugly woman ever.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
Well, look at his real wife in real life. She's
in uh, she's in the wrong, missy, and she's pretty
funny in that. But she's a she's.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
She might be better than than Sema Hia Jacqueline Sandler. Yeah,
like I said, she's a funny. Guys always get the
lady and.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
She is hilarious and she's like the villain and of
the wrong Missy, which is one of the greats.
Speaker 3 (46:23):
I saw that movie one time. It's so good. It
is funny. Yeah with your guy, that's David Spade. I
want to see a stand up.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
David Spade's new Dandelion Sound or his new stand up
special is really good.
Speaker 3 (46:36):
Watch that.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
Yeah, he's coming to town too. David Spade is one
of my favorites. Anything he does his podcast is good.
I'm a David Spade, Stan, Yeah, I'm a Stan. Yeah,
I'm a David Spade. Stan. Thank you.