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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sarah, Look, I'm glad to be back at work. I
love coming into work, I love being here.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I love that for you, and I think you're the
only person that says that. I mean, I'm happy to
be here too. But the alarm is rough.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Yeah, well, I'm so used to it, so and I
but I did sleep in a little later my alarm
went off. I woke up with a huge my neck
was sore. So I got up at like it was
like two something in the morning, took some advil, and
then I went back to bed. So then when the
when the four am alarm went off, I was like,
oh no, And then so I slept in a little
(00:32):
bit longer.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Good for you. That old age is brutal. Though. Every
morning I wake up and it's like something else is
sore for me. Today it was my lower back. I'm like, well,
what the heck is going on here?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
New noises?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah, always cracking. It's like one of those glow sticks
when you pop them. Yeah, you're right, that's what I
sum like when you like kind of break it in half.
That's me every morning.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
But you don't glow well, Sarah.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Day in these days, I'll start to glow a little
bit brighter.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah, and I was up late. There's two documentaries I
watched in a row last night and I just could
not stop. But the last one you are old. But no,
this one, I didn't know this even happened. But there's
this guy named Steven Stainer. Yeah, and I watched this
whole documentary. This family is just cursed. This guy, Steven Stainer,
I guess in the late seventies. He was on Netflix.
(01:26):
This was on Hulu on Hulu. Seven years old, was
waiting outside of school or what I wait for his
mom to pick him up, and then she was late
shopping or something, so he decided to walk home. He
got picked up by some dude, right, the dude kidnapped
him and went up into the mountains and lived in
this little town or whatever and just like raised him
(01:47):
normal or what raised them normal until like eighteen years old.
And at one point the kid or the dude kidnapped
another kid and he came home from school and goes
meet your new little brother, and he was like, what.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
The hell, and oh, that's not weird at all.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
So then in the middle of the night he decided,
I'm not going to let this kid go through what
I went through, so they ran, they took off.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Good for them, So did they ever find the real mom?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Well, then he came home and then both kids, you know,
were in the news because you know, he was a hero.
He brought the little kid home and then he came
back home to his family and all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Good.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I'm glad there's a happy ending to it. But ja,
that's terrifying.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Kind of Stevid Stainer is his name. He ended up.
You know, they obviously caught the dude that did this,
and he was like, I just wanted to be over
I just want to be over come to find out.
The reason why I didn't want to talk about it
anymore is because when they raided the dude's house they
found polaroids and all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Of course that was going on.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
And here he is, he's in high school still, and
he's like, I don't want to be I don't want
this out. But of course it was so public that
it was out and he was called names, so high
school was rough for him.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Okay, I'm sure, and I hope he's getting that mental
health help.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Oh it's not over. Sarah steven Sater gets he gets older,
gets married, has some kids, and stuff. It's little, little
little kids. He's riding home from from work on his motorcycle,
gets hit by a dude. He dies. Okay, so he's dead.
Steven Sater dies. Oh so his kids are on his documentary.
They never get the know their dad or anything, so
all they know is from this you know TV movie
(03:21):
that came out. They got the list of some audio
or whatever, and they're like sad because they know learn
how his life was growing up. Uh. And then later
on in life.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Their uncle, no, don't tell me, he was creep.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Their uncle decides, uh, I'm gonna kidnap some people, oh
my girls, and killed them in the woods.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
So this family is why you watch this stuff. Our
Sunday nights could not be more different. We growed up
hot dogs and went for a walk with our dog.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I went swimming yesday afternoon. Yeah that was great. And
then I came home.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Creepy documentaries for us. Well there was. If I watched
that kind of stuff, it'll get in my nightmares and
I'll never sleep, like I can't handle it.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yeah. Well, I didn't know anything about this, I mean
just the story alone.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I wish I didn't know anything about this.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
The Steven Stainer, like the doc, like the t the
trailer was just about him. I man, like, that's interesting.
The guy gets he comes home. You're like, that's awesome.
So you watch that and then they go, oh it
doesn't end there, and you're.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Like, that's how they got your hooked.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Yeah, And then so I stayed up watching the rest.
I'm like, then the uncle, if you look him up,
you would be into the uncle. You would think he's hot.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
What's the uncle's name, Kerrie Stainer?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Okay, c R y s T A y n e R.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Let me see.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah, well.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
That's a good look at mugshot. No, I don't know,
knowing me say something, I'm gonna regret. He's a daddy.
Oh and he's fairly young too. He's like, yeah, now
he's sixty three.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah. Yeah, he kidnapped some paper and I mean, but it.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Said once we cannot look past.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
And it's so crazy that this guy, Steven Stainer, the
original dude, who you know, he saved that little boy
all that stuff, and uh, I went through with that horrible,
you know, because he was called kinds of names because
he was a victim in high school, you know, coming
to a rough life I know, and then he comes
through it. He goes on TV and just is like,
I'm going to embrace it because I don't want, you know,
(05:31):
people to be ashamed when somebody takes advantage of you
and you become a victim and all this stuff. They
made a TV movie that was like one of the
biggest viewed movies of all time on television.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
And stuff, and yeah, came out on the other side
of it.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
It was called I think It's called I Think my
Name is Stephen because the guy changed his name and everything.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
And uh oh, he was like adopting a dog or something.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah, exactly, That's what it was like. And I never
I didn't know anything about this, so that was awesome
watching this. It was like something new for me and
it turned out to be just one of the craziest
things I ever seen. So that was. Yeah, that was
the While you were grilling.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I'll stick to grilling hot dogs.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I was in the dark watching this movie. Today is
supposed to be like a perfect day, even with the smoke,
the haze like yesterday, the moon like yesterday afternoon. I
went early in the morning, I guess with the girls.
We went to waffle house with my daughters and I
and the moon was like red because of the fires.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Oh yeah, everything up in Canada isn't amazing how it
makes its way to hear it to Cincinnati.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Yeah, it's supposed to be hazy, soid, but listen, it
was a good It doesn't matter to me. I was
all sprayed up with my lotion and I went swimming
yesterday outside. It was great.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Good for you. Today is going to be perfect swimming weather.
It's eighty and sunny. I think today's our hottest day
of the year so far.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Good and I can't wait. And then hopefully my girls
will want to go to King's Islands some point this
week and go out there and hang out at the
the Starbucks, which they keep really really chilly.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Perfect for you, I know, because it's chili every day
in this studio.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I know, I know. I just see. This is how
much I mapped my life.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Out by how chili things are. Yes, every day I
have to be dressed like it's twenty degrees outside because
it is always so cold in this place. I can
never look cute for word to say, it is what
it is.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
You want to You don't want to spoil the comedy
you got to keep it cold and fresh.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
It's awful. I'm uncomfortable. Every dad, it's very cold in here.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
We're talking about the stuff that you know is on TV.
You know, Netflix is blowing it up. They got stranger
things coming out Squid Games.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Wait, stranger things. Those kids have got to be like
thirty years old.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Now.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
It's been on forever and it's supposed to take place
in high school.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
The final season hits in three parts November twenty six,
So this is going to be something for the holidays.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Oh good, they're wrapping it up.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, but that's perfect for the holidays.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Oh yeah, you can binge while you're out.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Squid Game season three, and then I don't know this
show Wednesday season two, that's coming out in August.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Oh that's when Jenna Wortaga got the Adams family. It's good.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Oh okay, I understand. And then Happy Gilmour too arrives
January twenty fifth. Oh yeah, the Truth watch it. Yeah,
I've never seen and I'm an Adam Sandler guy. That's
my era. I've never seen Happy Gilmore.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
That's what you could do this week instead of watching
those creepy documentaries, Watch something happy.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Oh I did watch the Pee Wee Herman one too.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Oh, why do you keep doing this to yourself? All
this creepy stuff. Wasn't he creepy though?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
He was doing gross stuff in a movie theater with himself.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Well, I mean, he never came out publicly as a
as a as a gay man, but he did in
this documentary.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Also a good way to kick off Pride Month.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah, but it was a good one. That was. It
was sad because he was dying of cancer the whole
time they were making this and nobody knew.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Oh no way.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, So keep running your mouth, Sarah.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
I think I will keep running my mouth. I'm not
interested in depressing documentary. The how to Keep It Light?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Well, you didn't know about that during the documentary. He
was very good in the dock and he was very funny.
And I tried to get my girls to watch Pee's
Big Adventure this weekend and no, no interest.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I don't blame them.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
That was a great movie. You've never seen it?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
No, Oh, Pee Wee is not really of my generation,
that's for you. It Yeah, very funny, and I've heard
he was, but I just don't know enough to judge.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Really, you know, did you go to see Leelo and
Stitch Sarah.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
I did not make it there on Friday. My friend
got called into work, so we are trying again for
this week. But I watched the cartoon, the original cartoon. Again.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
It crushed.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I didn't see yeah for the second straight weekend blew everything.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Away, which is crazy because you know, I went and
saw when it came out with my girls. They loved it,
you know.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Oh, it's such a cute movie. The original is.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I I you know, look, I'm not the demo, I
guess because you normally I like him, but this one
was too.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Uh was it sad?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
I guess the cartoon is sad.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yeah, okay, see I never saw the cartoon. It was
too lovey dovey for me. I guess I didn't have
enough funny jokes and funny situations for me. So but
that's fine.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
They like coming from the guy that's watching depressing documentaries.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I usually go and watch these movies with them, and
I love all of them. Yeah, yeah, like even the same.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
To see it, I need to see it, all right?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Is that that's Sarah Elice right there here. I'm the
kid Christian stop.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Oh gosh, well, there was some naughty behavior that was
just recently reported at a laundromat. Yeah, of course, and Osaka, Japan.
This guy is making the headlines Osaka, yep. Well his
name is Mitsuru toyot Naga.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
He's forty four years old and he's now behind bars.
Police are saying that Midsuru is self employed and he
was recently accused of stealing women's underwear out of all
the dryers at this laundromat. What a creep.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Well, why get them when they're clean? Did stuff laundry?
Speaker 4 (11:13):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:13):
You get them like now you get them dirty. That's it.
Like you have a king for clean, just buy him
then to buy them new.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
As a woman, you gotta let them get clean.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
That's just funny. I don't get that.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Dirty underwear all around, no matter who it is, a
man or a woman. Just nasty truth. So he was
caught in the act room actually one of the women
that were there, and was detained right there on the spot.
So mitsu Ru actually admitted that he's been stealing women's
underwear for quite some time, going all the way back
to September of last year. Why would you out yourself
(11:56):
like that? Yeah, just weird behavior all around. Happening in Osaka.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Would you know if you had some like one pair
of stolen from here, I would just assume that it
was lost.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Well, if you're watching like twenty pairs, yeah, I guess
you wouldn't even know, and you just assume that it
lives in the dryer at that point exactly. I mean
even in my own dryer at home. I'm like, how
did I lose the other half of this pair of socks?
I'm always losing paars. I have no idea where they go.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
There's some island that's got all my other.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Sock yeah, like the island of misfit socks.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah, like all those socks you bought me, those ones
that are the most comfortable socks ever.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Oh, the Christmas one.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I don't know where half of them are now.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Oh well, I'm gonna take a note of that for
Christmas this year.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Yeah, please do.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Oh great good, I love that for you. Almost five
hundred pairs of panties were found in this dude's home
that's sick. Apparently had all of them stored and his
dresser drawers right next to his bed ew When did.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
You make like a pillow out of them? Like, you
know what I mean, like, no, there's somebody if you
have like a cake, you get one of those mesh
bags and make a pillow out of like old dirty,
like dirty panties.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
How does your brain even come up with that?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Because I'm a business man, No, you're yes, you sell
those a marketplace.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Well, he is self employed, so maybe that is what
he's doing on the side here, a little hustling. Yeah,
selling some panties.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Soiled panty pillows on marketplace. That's your that's your kink
of the day.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
At least he is getting them clean and not like
that is from the washer something like that before they
get going.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I don't get that.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
I don't either.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yeah, that's I mean.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Probably why he's behind bars now. It's probably good for
him that he's not out about.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Well, I don't get the whole dirty panties thaying I
don't get the feet that, I don't get any of
these weird gross ones. But uh, I don't get the
whole like that that is just out there like, oh,
I like clean ones.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Clean panties, and I'll storm right next to my bed.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Yeah right, just lonely dude, Yeah right, you could. You
could have bought a whole bunch of them with all
the with the money you're going to be spending in
lawyer fees and all that just to fight this. This
this the case you got going on YEP five.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
For thirty of Victoria's Secret. Right now, there you go,
right keeps you from behind the.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I steal panty What are you info? Man? I stole
panties that were freshly clean.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Smell of gain.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Dor.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
This is just what's going on in Osaka though, right
making the headlines this morning.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
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Speaker 1 (14:36):
Well, it's official to basketball season's over. Oh boy baby,
this is gonna be like when the Stanley Cup Finals
starts so we can get back to normal.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Well the uh uh, just's the end of that one.
On Saturday night after I got back from FCU Cincinnati,
and I was so excited to see them get it
done in Indy.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Yeah. But the thing is is like I lived in
San Antonio when the Spurs went on that run for
U and that it was great for them, but nobody
watched it.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Yeah, I don't know if anyone's going to watch, but
I'm excited.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
For the City, Indiana and Oklahoma City. Yeah, I think
they were hoping for the Knicks and somebody else.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
But and when will that start?
Speaker 5 (15:13):
Thursday, Pacers Go, Pacers, Red's update Michael Bush to run
home or RBI single helping those Cubs over the Reds
yesterday seven to three. Chicago takes two or three in
the series at Wrigley Field, and Cincinnata falls a season
high eight and a half back of front running Chicago
now a they NL Central. The Reds kickoff a six
game homestand tonight it didn't get any easier than red
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hot Brewers come to town.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
They won seven in a row.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
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at six six y ten with sports talk. I'm not
supposed to say that.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Hey, but you know what though, man, Sorry, you never know.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
NCAA Baseball Wake Forest knocks off the Cincinnati Bearcats out
of the tournament yesterday ten to three. And how about
those Right State Raiders. They upset top seated and number
one Vanderbilt five to four. Griffin, page eight innings of
one run ball. But the Raiders fell last night to Louisville,
so they're out of the eliminate double elimination Attorney, but
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they knock off number one. Number two overall seed Texas
is out, So the high the n cua A Baseball
Tournament is in an up upheaval going crazy. Let's see
congrats to UH congrats to in high school volleyball, Congrats
to congrats to the mcnick Rockets bringing home their second
(16:31):
consecutive Ohio Division two State volleyball championship, beating Mount Vernon.
The guys are girls guys high school teams. Let's see tennis.
Mason wins the oheis yeah, yeah. If I would have
said girls, you would have went crazy. You would have
been sitting outside the school. Mason wins the Division one
singles title and the Ohio Tennis Coach Association's Team title
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in tennis, so congratulations to them. Scotty Scheffler wins the
Memorial Tournament for a second year in a row, finishing
under par so good good for a four shot win
over Ben Griffin. Scheffler's now won three of the last
four starts in the PGA Tour. In the month of
May alone, he pocketed ten million dollars.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Oh, that's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
You know what's strength they had the baby. That's all
he's done is win. You know what.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
The it's not as bad as it is in Denver, folks.
The Colorado Rockies continue to make history for all the
wrong reasons. They fall to a Mets Sunday. Oh, their
losing streak is now eight game, their fourth eight game
losing streak this season. The Rockies are nine and fifty.
That's not the worst record of through fifty nine games
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of any major league team in the modern era since
nineteen oh one. They've been swept swept ten times in
twenty series.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Oh, I cry, But so.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Think about this second. They've only won nine more games
than you.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
Correct, But Colorado's the third fastest team to the fifty
law smark, behind the eighteen eighty four Kansas City Unions
and historic the eighteen seventy six Cincinnati Red Stockings. They
finished nine and fifty six out courageous season.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Great, Yeah, we don't even know where they are.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
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Speaker 1 (18:50):
That's right, getting all discombobulated here, and what's bringing it
to them?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Oh, it's a one two seven.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Sarah, Elise. You know, for a long time, I was
a rock star. You know this. A lot of people
know this.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
And we'll use it loosely, Okay, Christopher.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Well, I had a band. And there's a dude in
the studio. You know him, Brett Bugansky. It's hard to
say he doesn't have one of those television fake names.
Brett works at w CPO, one of our partners. Brett
and I ended up being pals because our love for
professional wrestling.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
And you've been over to his place before, right. I
played some guitar together.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Yeah, we were in high school together. We would have
been pals because we both love Van Halen and wrestling.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
This is a nice little boy.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
We're gonna be buddies, We're gonna be pals, We're gonna
wrestle around.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
I love it, Brett. You got to bring that to
the airwaves at Channel nine.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Well. See, that's what's funny too, is whenever I see
him on TV being all serious doing stories about somebody
getting run over or something, and I'm like, that guy
sends me like in his suit and stuff. He'll send
me imitations of him doing the Machia man and stuff
while he's driving to work.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Well, I've seen Brett in just his underwear. Who were
you for Halloween?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Said yeah, now everybody knows that I am a rock star,
and everybody knows that. Brett began like you on your
uh h, I know your social media, You play your guitar,
I do.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Yeah, yeah, you got to fall along.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
He could play a lot of the vain healing stuff
and all that, and uh I was like, man, you
know what, it's time for me to go back out
on the road and quit this business. Brett. You're ready
to quit the TV business, right.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
I mean, if somebody's got an offer. This is my
passion right here. If I could do this all the time,
I mean I wouldn't. I wouldn't need to be a journalist.
Guy says this.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
The thing is, yeah, now if you were to do
because you know, a bunch of turn up here. He's
got his guitar with him.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Okay, is the whole apartment in here? No, I know
this is amazing.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Throw out a song, just start playing it.
Speaker 6 (20:50):
Yeah, anything you want to do, okay, so you know its.
Speaker 7 (21:01):
Yes of course, Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Joke back?
Speaker 2 (21:24):
What's that? Sun?
Speaker 8 (21:26):
Fifture clubs fool Classic, top down potsho burn it down?
Speaker 2 (21:31):
You haven you by a s sun? Serrul discipline, don't
you don't? She's coming home with me a reactor. I'll
get her out.
Speaker 7 (21:46):
Happen.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Tay the ball gap, tear the mall, tear the mall,
say it, sir up, pay them up. Okay, but that's
(22:09):
not me that you don't get to sing? Yeah.
Speaker 9 (22:19):
Wow, I could barely see the road from the heat
coming off there. Oh my gosh, see that we're almost there, Bretton.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
My mouth is dryed, my mouth is.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Driving warmly done. That's why he gets asked to be
a part of bands. Now that's good stuff. Well, yes, Christopher,
what's all about you?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Have you ever been arrested? Brett?
Speaker 2 (22:50):
No? Okay, do you ever go to the jails to
cover stories? So? I mean there's been so many stories
around here with Hamilton County?
Speaker 4 (22:56):
Have you ever been inside in Usually it's when people
are making their first court appearance.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Oh and what's the vibe like there?
Speaker 4 (23:05):
It's tense, yeah, because I mean even just like the
last thing that we were covering with Ronnie hittonh yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Tell us about that. Yeah, so you've been a big
part of covering that whole thing.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
You know.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
That was funny story. I haven't told this before. When
I was on I was kind of on vacation because
I was runing the marathon. I was having lunch at
Holy Gril with my parents and there were a group
of police officers just sitting right there having lunch, and
something went over their radios and they all just ran out.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
And it was this Friday.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
They didn't pay their bill.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Oh that was accident.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
Yeah, And I remember then I just said something. I
was with my parents, I said, something serious is happening.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
A couple of minutes later, I look on.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
My work phone and it's an officer down.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Wow, and that was it. That was it at the
UC campus.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
It just happened to be having lunch at the time
at Holy Growl.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Well soon enough, Brett, if you know you become the
guitar player in my band, all that stuff is going
to be behind us. You know what I mean, Chris.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
There's a lot of really talented people musicians around this
whole town. And the constant I would always get is
why don't you guys get together and then you guys
can form a band. I'd be willing to do that
and do it for charity or something.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
No, no, no, no, no charity.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
I want to get paid anyway.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
No, I don't want to do this anymore.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
As soon as you said charity, I was like, Chris
is out.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Maybe that's the name of the band for charity. The
band is for charity. Give us the money. I want
to thank everybody for coming out tonight.
Speaker 8 (24:42):
Here we go, all about your disease. I got something
you need? Oh yeah, talking about low.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
My love is right to the core.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
I ain't talking about love.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Because, like I told you before, you'll be in bank
at no time.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
No, I would not play there. We're already bigger than
that Brett play another one man, then we'll wrap this up.
Brett Paganski is here from Channel nine trying not to
be the guitar player in my rock band.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
A pill me a concrete.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Yes, hell yeah, that's Brett Pagansky. Brett what you're on
Twitter to write and Instagram and all that.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
Brett underscore Bagansky on the Instagram at.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Yeah right, okay, very good, and he will uh we'll
give him a follow, yes, and our band as we recruit,
will be uh signing up drummers and uh double bass guys. Okay,
we got to be quick with the feet, right, yes,
and uh yeah. And some bass players that can harmonize
with me in my vocals.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Yeah, someone like Michael Anthony.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Don't waste our time unless he can really do it.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Let's go in the country key of c.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Yes, right, that's Chris. I'm Channel nine as well.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Yeah, he's always on at night. You can catch him
when you're at the bar.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Yes, yes, say nights and out and about two covering
all the bad news. Thank you, Brett, Sarah. Let's hear
all about it, let's hear it.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Come on hi, oh right, hello, we have Tyler.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Oh your money Tyler we haven't heard from Tyler in
a while.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
There he is, Yeah, he holds on too long.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Yeah, he was on the phone when he hung up.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Well, when it comes to gambling, people love to do
that here in Ohio. Apparently. I know you're not a
big gambler. I'm not really either.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
No, I don't know. No, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
I would become addicted.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
I know I wouldn't, Yeah, Mead, that's why I don't
go to the casino.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
I don't do no, I know, and I don't know
enough of the games to do it. No, Like the
card games, like I can handle some Texas hold them,
but that's about it.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Yeah. I've played blackjack like a couple times. One time
I played for money in Syracuse and I want enough
to pay a car payment. This is when I was
like nineteen, Oh, good for you. Yeah, and I just
put it in my pocket and I was like ran
out of the building.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Better to go out ahead, yeah, because yeah, when you
think you're ahead, you're like, well just keep going, and
that's how you end up behind.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Yikes.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
So, according to this new study though legal US poker sites,
they looked at four factors when it comes to which
state has like the biggest gambling problem. Oh oh yeah,
so the search volume, yeah, like just looking up gamble
related terms, the total number of casinos in each state.
Also the estimated average amount spent on gambling per person.
(28:08):
That's one of the biggest ones. Plus the estimated average
percentage of income spent on gambling. How much of your
paid check are you taking out every month to go
to the casino? Ooh, so, guess where Ohio came in
overall with all fifty states.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
I don't know where, but I could. I'll easily tell
you in the top five.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Yep, Ohio came in at number four. Okay overall, and
we don't even really have that many casinos, do we. Well,
I'm thinking about just here in Cincinnati. I don't know
about the entire state, but.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Well, I mean, you have a lot of college sports here,
and you have a lot of blue collar so you
want people are wanting to get out.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Of y'all, the NFL betting setting on college MLB.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Yeah, and they want to they want to get out of,
you know, the situation they're in. Plus gambling is new to.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
The area, so yeah, what's it been legal now for
over a year?
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Right? Yeah, Now, where's Kentucky in there.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Uh, Kentucky, I don't have them on this list, but
number two coming in here, Pennsylvania, Okay, number three New York.
And no surprise that Nevada is the first spot of
course with Las Vegas.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Well, that's interesting because you would think that they've had
it for so long that it would it wouldn't be
a well, I guess people that would want to back
in the like they would have moved out there that
wanted to gamble.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
So yeah, all the vacationers and people that live there,
and you've got a casino like in every building in
Las Vegas.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Right, And if you're a hardcore gambler before it was
legal in other states, you moved out there.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
That's what you've been doing it. Yeah, I mean, my
mom and I are going out to Vegas. But that's
not even something I thought about doing, is gambling. I'm
just thinking about being by the pool and going to
the shows and having good food and drinks.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Yeah, and over spend, like spending too much on stuff
that shouldn't cost that much. That's that's what I love.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
What is that supposed to mean?
Speaker 1 (29:59):
If this drink costs six dollars in Ohio I want
to spend eighteen dollars.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Yeah, but it's going to taste a lot better with
a little umbrella out of it. Well, it's ninety five
degrees and you're hanging out by the pool and you're
on vacation.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
We don't have umbrellas here exactly.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
That's why you got to go to Las Vegas to
get those little umbrella drinks. Everything tastes better on vacation.
That's why it's okay if you spend like eighteen bucks
on it. As much as it sucks, got it, And
then you get the credit card bills and you're like, hmm,
that makes me Now that drink pisses me off.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Yeah, it makes me cramp up when I hear this.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
But I'm excited to get away with my mom. She
just turns sixty. She and I are going to go
to the sphere to see the backstream.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Boys play like if your mom just turns sixty.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
She just turned sixty, well back in September, But this
is when we're able to go celebrate.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Is next one that's a vacation. I could give her
thirty seconds of just prime.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
She wants to get away from here, she wants nothing
to do with you. We want to make things better
for Brenda alives, not worse. Oh my gosh. Plus, my
dad's getting ready to retire, so he'll be home a
lot more for Brenda. I don't know if that'll be
(31:13):
a good thing or a bad thing though.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
That's another thing.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
He's kind of used to him being gone for like
fifty hours a week exactly.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
I mean I can't even think of what I would
do if I retired, Like what I don't even know
what to do on the weekend.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Oh, he's got a whole list of stuff. He's joining
a bowling league, He's going to be golfing a lot more,
going on vacations. He has a whole wood working business.
I mean, the man can build anything out of his basement,
so he'll be very, very occupied.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
My hobbies are working on this radio show. Yes, So
if I retire from it, I have no hobbies and
then got to find something.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Chris go of.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Golfing is what do you you go golfing with your friends.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
You are retired? Yeah. All my dad's buddies are already retired,
and they're just kind of waiting for him, like any
day now.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
See, and he grew up around here he has friends here.
I don't have any friends here.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
And then uh, yep, lea salgrad all of the families here.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
You see, I don't even I will work until I
drop dead.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Oh yeah, a lot of people will have to. I
need to spend working at my savings. I'm like, I'll
be working until I'm ninety.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
You have a four to one k I need to
spend it now.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
You just never know.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Yeah, I'm just going to work until I die. So
the hell with it.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
But at least you love what you do. That's good.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Yeah, until somebody ruins it.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Well, hopefully that doesn't happen.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Yeah, so you better leave now.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Thanks Chris. Happy to be here every morning with Yah,
feeling the love on this Monday.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Oh anyways, No, So I don't know. You know, retirement
is something. I mean, at some point we're probably not
even going to be able to retire, actually our generation, Sarah, Yeah,
there's not going to be anything left.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
My dad has been so smart with retirement though. I mean,
the man has been working for well, I don't even
know if I can say the company, but yeah, he's
been working for over forty years. Started doing a co
op at the University of Cincinnati, and he's only had
that one job and he's just moved up in the
company and he's done it.
Speaker 4 (33:13):
Right.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Man, I'm proud of the last generation of people pretty
much that like stayed at one place forever.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Yep. And I'm super proud of them.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
And probably and I know that company, probably the last
company that actually will participate in helping people retire and stuff,
because nowadays that doesn't happen.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Oh, it's a great company. It's probably the best in Cincinnatis.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Yeah, we'll be celebrating him here in just over a month.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
And companies like that aren't, I mean, are falling off
left and right. Being a YouTuber doesn't have benefits.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
There's no health in one in a million. One in
a million. Yeah. I see people leaving like their normal
nine to five's and they're trying to make it on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Well, yeah, yeah you can't. There's a four oh one
k on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
How does that work?
Speaker 1 (33:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
I have so many questions when it comes to people
doing their business, boss, and they'll.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Give you the stupid LinkedIn speech where you're like your
eyes will crossed and you'll be like, I don't know
what you just said, and I know it's all buless.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
And then it's when I thank God that I'm with
a really good company being iHeart that we do have
the benefits and stuff like that, because I would be confused.
How do you even start all that?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
I don't know. I have no clue. God bless anybody
who tries it, good luck figure it out, and then
when it works for you, then I'll follow through. But
I ain't going to be the first.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
To do it. But everyone wants to be an Alex
Cooper or Joe Rogan.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Remember how much time that takes?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Yeah much? How long it took for them to do
it and they were all working other jobs.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Yeah, Alex Cooper, she started with Barstool and she was
there for a while to get her name bigs. Yeah, yeah,
you got to start somewhere.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Joe Rogan was a comedian on the road and he
had fear Factor and he worked for UFC for free
for many, many many years. I remember that because he
was a fan.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Yep, and the fear Factor stuff. That's when I was
first introduced to him.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
And he was on that Joe News radio. Don't forget.
I mean, he was doing a lot of stuff before
this thing came along and he was doing that for fun,
just started going on a webcam with his friends and
all that stuff, and then it popped. But everybody thinks, oh,
he just started doing it and that was it. No, no,
no stupid anyway.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
But anyway, Ohio loves to gamble. Kind of a number
four overall in the entire country.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Not a shock. So that means if you're in the
bankruptcy business, like I know our friends at the Manila
Law Group they do some of that stuff. Obviously Andy
Rubin over there does it. Business is gonna start getting
really really good now that the gambling is getting worse
and worse here in the Ohio Valley.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
So I think he kind of likes it.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Of course, you like it when business is good. Sarah
A lease, I'm going through this. I just got this
list here of they put this together on the Internet.
You know the Internet.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Yeah, I'm kind of familiar.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
You go to this WW anyways, it's the World Wide Web.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Anybody even say, w W W w W W.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Semi colon eight Wait a job, p uh, the perfect
jobs for people who hate people?
Speaker 2 (36:17):
All right, you would find this list? Well, look, I'm
not alone, I don't like anybody.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
I know. Look, this is I got into radio before
like web pages and stuff started happening. I thought, this
is the greatest job ever. I'd come up with the
name kid Chris, and I can go on to radio
and tell people what I really think of them. And
then when they call and say you're a jerk, I
can just hang.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Up on that's fine. Yeah, by myself anybody, yeah, and
then like one person, that's me, right.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
And then well when I got into I was by myself.
And then when web pages came along, it was like, oh,
now people know what I look like anyway, So here's no.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
One's supposed to see us. This isn't fair.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Here's the list you ready, But there's only a few
things on here that are interesting. Like a commercial truck driver.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Oh, you're just with your thoughts all day.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
I know, that's fine.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
My uncle does that. He's very happy.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Yeah, and after a while you start to pick your
own your own hours. He does the overnights locomotive engineer.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
I don't know anyone that does that.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Handcrafted soap maker.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Yep. For people that don't like people, Okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Jobs for people who don't like people after hours, commercial cleaner,
that'd be interesting.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Well I could see that. Yeah, you're just I tried.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
When I was fired for my job at k Rock
and Syracuse, I thought, well, that's the end. Well, I
try to get a job, like working at a hotel
cleaning rooms, and then I try to get a job. Yeah,
and I try to get jobs working at an office building,
just going around at night and just empty and wastebaskets
(37:58):
and stuff. And I couldn't.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
They wouldn't hire me. You had no experience. I'm just
a dirty boy.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
I know how to turn a basket over into a
bigger basket.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
They can do a whole lot more than that. You
see our girl out there in the hallway.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Yeah, she's just talking phone.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
She wouldn't let me in the other day. She was
cleaning so hard in there. She had poured some liquid
on the whole toilet.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
She did that so she could talk on her phone.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
She was like, you need to get out. I just
poured liquid, damn. Okay.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
A night shift security guard and a museum is a
perfect job for people who hate people.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
That's when things start to come to life. Yeah, but
still you start to talk to skeletons and go a
little crazy.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
That's fine with me.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
I can actually see you getting into that.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Oh. One of the best jobs I ever had was
what I had to deal with people was bringing in
those grocery carts at Wegman's in Syracuse.
Speaker 7 (38:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
I feel like you'd be around a lot of people.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
I was, and I was dodging old people that were like,
we're trying to run you over much.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Oh yeah, and moms that are in a hurry and
screaming kids and babies and yep.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
The worst were people that just thought that you're just
like they would instead of just running like coming over
and just giving you the cart, they would just walk
halfway over to you and just watch it over to
You're like here, you partner. Yeah, it's like a hole.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Handed to me.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
I would never think to do that to those guys.
They're working so hard in the Kroger lots. I always
see them out there. Oh, I always bring bring your
stuff over. Do not just leave these scattered around.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
In the parking not I always bring it over to
the rack, dude, Just walk over to the rack, don't
just steps in.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Be respectful.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
And also when you do that, it takes up a
parking space too. Yes, it's already small enough as it is.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
This is the job right here that made me pull
this list. Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:51):
For perfect jobs for people who hate people. Lighthouse keeper, Oh,
lighthouse Yeah, you're just any you're doing. You're just in
there making sure the lighthouse is working.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
I'd lose my mind.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
What if you don't have a mind to lose, sir.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
I feel like after you do that job for a while,
you don't have a whole lot going on upstairs. I
think you'd go a little a little crazy.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
No, I would be I would love that, and I
would just live there.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
And just go like I'd fall asleep on the job.
I've had to work overnights here before, down in the newsroom. Yeah, oh,
you start to drift off for a little bit. That
that overnight stuff is tricky.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Yeah. I worked overnights doing radio when I first got
into it to learn, and I choose to chose to
come in at three am because I didn't want my
friends hearing me on the radio and making fun of me.
So I came in at three am, and the overnight dude,
Dan Simmons, would let me, you know, go on during
(40:54):
his shift and just take a few calls and all
that stuff and do the radio thing. And I remember
driving home and I fell asleep at the wheel and
almost flipped the car.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
Oh yeah, that's yeah. The overnight stuff can be scary
when you're not used to it. And I was just
doing it sporadically, and I'd feel the same way. I'd
have to call somebody when I was leaving at six
in the morning. Yeah, like I gotta stay awake, gotta
put the windows down, the music way up, on a
phone call, whatever you gotta do.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
I did all that. I was slapping myself in the
face and all that.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
And I woke up to that that that thing on
the side of the road going I love tires and
we're just bouncing.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
Around your whole cars vibrating. Yeah, which is the worst
because it scares you awake. And did you just rip
the wheel?
Speaker 1 (41:34):
And then I almost flipped the car.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Isn't that the point of it?
Speaker 8 (41:38):
No?
Speaker 1 (41:38):
It should go hey, hey, dude, you know what I mean.
You should just nudge you a little bit, not scared
the hell out of you.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Excuse me, making sure your brain is still on.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
So there's your list right there. So uh, after this,
I'm going to go find a local lighthouse.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
Do we have what's the closest lighthouse to us, by
the way, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
It's probably in some like Ireland or something.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
Got him in South Carolina. A lot of lighthouses there.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
That's the motherland, Ireland. I'll go let work there, like
so someone will be like, hey, whatever happened to that
guy that was on the radio?
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Well you being Irish, I mean those are your peoples.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
They'll be like, uh, yeah, he's he works at a
lighthouse in Ireland.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
He's pouring overnight shift at the lighthout.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Can we set up the equipment there by the way, Yeah,
I can zoom to do the show for the lighthouse
in uh in Ireland.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
It's a kid.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
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