June 3, 2025 • 45 mins
KiddChris and Sara discuss David Spade joining the show to talk about his show this weekend at the Taft Theater. KiddChris expresses his preference for going to events alone and admits he is not much of a talker when the microphones are off, contrary to his on-air persona.
Sara has a story about a “professional” that provides dating advice from a coach, highlighting text messages to avoid, such as "When can I see you?", "Want to come over tonight?", and "Do you like me?".
KiddChris goofs on a new Tiki Bar and Grill called "10th Island" opening in OTR. The show shares "on this day in history" facts, including Anderson Cooper's birthday, the BBC banning George Michael's "I Want Your Sex," and David Carradine's death by autoerotic asphyxiation.
KiddChris reminisces about his past addiction to a vending machine snack called "Big Texas," a cinnamon roll which he consumed frequently and associated with a sugar crash and significant weight gain.
Country Jeff The Drunk Drifter calls in from his hotel, discussing his living situation with prostitutes, some of whom steal from him, and his contentious relationship with KiddChris… Jeff ends up hanging up in anger.
Sara has a story about a “professional” that provides dating advice from a coach, highlighting text messages to avoid, such as "When can I see you?", "Want to come over tonight?", and "Do you like me?".
KiddChris goofs on a new Tiki Bar and Grill called "10th Island" opening in OTR. The show shares "on this day in history" facts, including Anderson Cooper's birthday, the BBC banning George Michael's "I Want Your Sex," and David Carradine's death by autoerotic asphyxiation.
KiddChris reminisces about his past addiction to a vending machine snack called "Big Texas," a cinnamon roll which he consumed frequently and associated with a sugar crash and significant weight gain.
Country Jeff The Drunk Drifter calls in from his hotel, discussing his living situation with prostitutes, some of whom steal from him, and his contentious relationship with KiddChris… Jeff ends up hanging up in anger.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's a kid Chris show. Right before we went on,
Sarah Lisa and I were talking because David Spade's going
to be joining us on the show, and then.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
And he's going to be here this weekend, and no,
well he'll be here on the eighth.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Isn't that this weekend?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Oh? Is it?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Oh? And she goes, uh, oh, are you going to go?
I go, I don't know because I don't have tickets.
And then I said, well, maybe I'll get somebody to
get me one. And then she goes, it's so sad.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
It is so sad. You're always by yourself.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
It's awesome.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
We need to find you some friends. We need to
get you on like a bumble or Tinder site.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Why do people for friends? I need? I need that.
I have friends.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Why can't you find anyone to go with you to anything?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Then?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
No, no, I don't want I have friends, but they
don't live you know, they don't live here. I mean,
and I have friends here at work and stuff. I
just don't want to. I love going by myself to things.
Love it.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Okay, Then don't sound sad about going by yourself.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
No, no, no, I don't want to, I said. I don't
want to pay. That's what the thing is.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
You're so confusing.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
No, I don't know. I think it's funny that you
were like, that's so sad.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
It is though for you A couple of things. I mean,
there are a couple of things I can do by myself.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
But I mean I have friends that can go to restaurants,
movie theaters, ball games all by themselves.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
That's hard for me. No way hard for me.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Oh that sounds like heaven.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
I've done one Reds game solo and I just sat there.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Like, I love it. I love it.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I need a friend, a doctor.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I love sitting there. I love my Uh, you know, Linney,
who is you know? Well, I don't even know how
to say it, my ex. I guess I don't know.
But anyway, so she was talking to one of the
neighbors and explaining that I'm not much much of a talker.
You know, I'm trying like apologizing. I guess, well he's not,
(01:51):
you know, he just doesn't really talk to people that
much and all that.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
And it's just so funny because you talk so much
here at work. I know, when the mics are off,
that's it. Yeah, we're done talking for the day.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
And it's true. I don't have anything to say to
anybody really, and I don't want to.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
That's so sad.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I'm such a like, I'm all about communication and doing
things with my friends and my family, and we just
lived totally opposite lives.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
That's okay, This makes the world go around, right.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I guess I just never was like even my my
uncle on uh who is a well he's a retired preacher,
well not a preacher, but a retired or preacher where
they come up with that. Anyways, he's a retired uh
I don't know, child psychologist, okay, but not close to us. No,
I don't. That's why I'm like, what the hell? Anyway,
(02:44):
So he uh, he messaged me on LinkedIn. Yeah, it's
kind of it's kind of private, but.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
He was like, your uncle messaged you through LinkedIn.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, which is weird because he's not my number. Well,
because I posted something on LinkedIn about uh uh like
being on a Detroit and stuff, and he well, some
of it's pretty private, but he goes, you know, the
gist of it is, he goes, I'm pretty proud of
you for a kid that just kind of sat in
his room and didn't talk to anybody. How you're on
the radio now. It's true because it was always like
(03:17):
everything out and then like family would come on, We're like,
well I'll be.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Upstairs, and here we are today.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah, right, Well, this was the perfect job ever was.
Like I've said before in the past, sit sit in
the room by myself and talk to myself.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Well.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
It is funny because when we were at the Breaking
Bank concert a couple of weeks ago, that already feels
like it was months ago.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
By the way.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I know, you know, we had a lot of our
friends and listeners come up and they're talking about the show,
and you know when I'm sitting here every morning with you,
like we're sitting in this this little space with no
windows and two microphones, and I'm like yeah, yeah, And
so it was really nice to actually meet people that
tune in and care to hear what we have to
(04:00):
say every day.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Well, and that gets you in trouble too, because sometimes,
and I've had this running through my career because I've
you know, I've been doing this for a long long time.
You forget, yeah there are people listening, and sometimes you
start making jokes or whatever, forgetting that, yeah, there are
people listening. You just never step on a trap door
and be like, whoops, somebody heard that.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Luckily we have a dumb body. You've had to use
on me a couple of times.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Yes, when I first got started. Oh yes, that was
not good. Yeah, but thank you for saving me.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah, Sarah's almost been a ghost a few times. Good morning,
How are you, Sandy? Welcome to EBN A kid Chris show.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Oh my goodness, me, b In never calls me. What
more is going on?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Well, we have your son Tom on the phone. He
has some great news Tom wants to share with you
this morning.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Oh lord, it's just gonna make me want to blister him.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
Mama, but you have been kind of quietly not coming around. Well, yes,
I'm dating somebody new okay, Oh lord Jesus who Well
that's why I want to make a big deal out
of it. Call you from the radio. Oh yeah, her
her name's Mary Carey. And hey, hi there. Hello, he's
(05:15):
on the phone too, So how are you?
Speaker 5 (05:18):
I'm fine, and how are you?
Speaker 7 (05:21):
I'm good. I met your son at a strip club.
Speaker 8 (05:25):
He took me to this champagne room for three hours,
and he spent about two three thousand dollars on me.
He said it was his you know, all his rent
money for the next couple of months.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
And list and I will blister his hind in when
I've seen him.
Speaker 8 (05:38):
Yeah, he's been giving me all his money. I really
love him because he gives me tons of money. And yeah,
it's great. He comes to the strip club every night
to see me, and you know, he says he's going
to give me everything he has.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Oh Lord, good Jesus, Tommy, you'll be struck by lot.
Speaker 7 (05:58):
Well, I just I want one thing is he's very
well endowed. I have to say. Now, Sandy, was his
dad well endowed?
Speaker 5 (06:06):
I can't remember. It's been a long long time ago.
Speaker 7 (06:13):
Well that that sucks. That's something you have. A threesome
father son threesome sounded so fun to me.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
You're one of them painted up ladies, ain't you Where
I come from, they called him painted up lady. So
it's all full of paint and showing halfs or heine's
and their bosoms.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
And no, I mean I didn't Sandy. Do you mind
if they come over and you have dinner?
Speaker 5 (06:36):
Maybe? Oh lord, no, Tommy, don't you dare bring a
woman like that? Not you ball headed? Just as because
I can get a hold of now Happy Happy my heine.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Is this a Is this a joke, Sandy, Sandy, we're
just playing around. Tom is doing this to win some
tickets to a concert.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Oh good lord, I've almost said the lasted heart attack.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
He's really sleeping with me.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Yeah right, that's that's the real story that I wouldn't doubt.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
The kid Chris on Double E b in. Yeah. The
phone number to get in is five one three seven
four nine one two seven. That's how you get on
with us on your Tuesday. Kid, Chris dot com is
(07:36):
the way you get in touch with us. Every other
way email, even if you want to mail something to us,
that's cool too.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
The last person that mailed something to me, though, ye
got really messy.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
So yeah, don't do that. Yeah, we gonna we're gonna
want bags of your DNA. Sarah and that Isa, never
forget that.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
I for your nonsense.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I thought you were the reds A little PTSD from that.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Sarah Elsa is here to give you whatever is happening,
whatever is important in her stormy mind.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
There's something for everyone on Yahoo.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
There's this article out about dating and communication, so this
dating codes. Her name is Blaine Anderson, and she asked
my advice when it comes to texting a woman that
you're interested in. Why because she went to school for
it and she's got like a million followers on social
media and people listen to her.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
That's the credibility.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
That's why.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, of course school for it and followers got it.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
The first text when can I see you? She said,
this sounds really needy and desperate, So instead pick up
the phone and call her to make the plans, instead
have an actual conversation. I do agree with her on that.
I mean, if I were in the dating world, I
wouldn't want it to be all texting all the time.
(09:21):
I'm much more of a phone person, like I like
talking on the phone instead. Okay, so if you're getting
into the dating world, nope, Chris, I can't see you
dating anyone.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I want to be left alone.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
If I were single, I wouldn't want to be in
the dating world. I have a lot of single friends,
and it's kind of rough out there. Dudes don't even
want to communicate. It's just not good. I don't know
what my friends are doing on their ret they might be.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
I can't speak for anybody else, but all I know
is like yesterday, I brought my dog to the vet.
I bought my my daughter tickets to go to some
comic con thing, and I watched TV. I worked on
my radio show, and.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
And that's single life for you, and I loved it.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Didn't think about anything else.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Good for you.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Yeah. And then when I went to bed, it was
like the greatest time ever, right because I got to
go to sleep and I was just all like a peaceful,
really nice yeah. But my earbuds I was going to
wear to go to sleep and listen to peaceful like
music to go to bed, they were weren't charged. So
I was a little irked over that. But that was it.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Another text to not send want to come over Tonight's
depending on the relationship said, it sounds like a booty call.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yeah, and most.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Women are going to be likely turned off by this
and decline, especially if they have not hooked up before.
And if that's what your if that's your game to
try to get in her pants, it probably is not
going to work.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Right.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
But if you're going on what kind of guy you are?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah, if this is a hookup situation, then these are
two perfect things that you should be saying.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I guess it's if you are wanting to be with
this woman long term, not just like a one and
done situation. If you're really trying to make this relationship happen,
is what she's saying.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
If you want to be with a woman long term,
just send me a snapshot of your your bank account
balance and just skip all these steps.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Just venmo Sarah at least want to.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
That's all. It is. The last what it is?
Speaker 3 (11:34):
The last text on here? Do you like me?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
She said, the reassurance could be a sign of insecurity,
a big turn off. So if a woman is texting
I've seen my single friend's text dudes are texting this
stuff over, trust me. But she said, if a woman
is texting back and forth with you, she's obviously into you,
So you don't need to be asking the question do
you like me?
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Yes? No?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Maybe circle one and send me back the note.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
I feel like, yeah, that's that's definitely high school. I
can't imagine a guy in his forty saying, oh, do
you like me?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Okay? What about a guy that's fifty one or fifty
one that has a race car bed in his apartment?
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Tell me that's actually your bed?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Thanks? Thank you Sarah Leae.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
This now, she said, there are a lot of other
texts obviously to avoid, but those are the big three.
When it comes to starting a new relationship with somebody,
just be confident in who you are, pick up the phone.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
What about do you like wrestling?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Texting? Now, that's probably not a good one to start with.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
It depends if you're trying to be funny, Hey, do
you like wrestling? You should come over and watch wrestling.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
See I just think it.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Automatically. I be like, that's a booty call. No way
this guy wants to sit down and watch wrestling.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Well, it also depends on who you are and all
that stuff. I mean in my situation where you're at.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Your life with this person, and sense of humor. There's
a lot of factors.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Like in my situation, if you want to get to
know me, just turn on the.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Radio because that's the only talk in You're exactly right,
and I know you don't talk on the phone. I've
called before and you don't pick up.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I won't pick up the phone, and.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
You resort to the text.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
At this point, the only time I pick up the
phone is when it says spam, and it's only so
I can f with whoever that is that's calling, or.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
If it's a call from ihearts, you know you're quick
to pick up for that, oh, because you're panicking.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
If I see whatever the first three numbers of the
iHeart number, what is it like eight and six eight
or six eight six six eight?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Yeah, if it's five three six eight six.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
It's all I immediately have a heart attack. Yeah, I'm like,
what's happening?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
So I key card work? Yes, it does, all right?
What do you want? Where do I got to be?
What flower shop?
Speaker 8 (13:51):
Do I have?
Speaker 1 (13:52):
The broadcast rounds?
Speaker 9 (13:55):
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Speaker 1 (14:18):
All whatever the on air light goes on, Tom comes
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Speaker 3 (14:21):
It always happened.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
How's it going? Nere?
Speaker 2 (14:24):
He catches us at like kind of the most inconvenient times.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Which we heard on FM. I'm done I'm I'm sick
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Speaker 3 (14:32):
He's the best.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Christian Yellich hits his fourth homer and six games.
Speaker 10 (14:36):
The Brewers extend their winning streak to eight games as
they beat the Reds last night three to two.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
That's a bag.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
No, it's simple. It's they're a gigantic market that spends
a lot of money on players.
Speaker 10 (14:47):
That sounds like one of those drones that hit the
Russian bombers the other day. Yeah, Yelich hit a full
count slider off red starter and loser Brady Singer drove
it high off the batter's iron centerfield in the third inning.
So Yellis now has twenty three home runs career wise
against Cincinnati. Reds are up early two nothing in the first,
but then Milwaukee comes right back to tie the.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Game, and uh and that was thank you. Twenty nine
and thirty two.
Speaker 10 (15:11):
Now the Reds have lost ten of their last twenty
against the Brewers at home. Milwaukee is thirty six and
fourteen against the Reds in the last fifty games.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
None of this is good.
Speaker 10 (15:21):
Since twenty seventeen, the Reds are fifty one and eighty
four versus Milwaukee.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Well, let's look at it like this. It was a
pack stadium last night and now okay, well if you
watch it, thank you. Train wreck. Reds are now twenty four.
Speaker 10 (15:37):
Reds are twenty four while trailing after six innings, oh
and twenty six after seven.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
None of these stats are good.
Speaker 10 (15:44):
Forty parlto up against the Hunter Green tonight in game two,
it's seven. You would mind both? Yeah, high high blood pressure,
especially down along the Big River. Let's see what else
is going going on. Stanley Cup Finals start tomorrow night,
Edmondon hosting Florida. Canadian team has not won the Cup
(16:06):
since nineteen ninety three.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Okay, but let's start that. Start the games at three pm.
Speaker 10 (16:11):
Amen to that instead of nine thirty with a four
and a half hour pregame. NBA, but you got to
get the spots in just like around here. NBA Finals
start Thursday against with Indiana taking on Oklahoma City Pacers.
Obi Topping will be the first Dayton alum to play
in a final since Johnny Davis with the Portland Trail
(16:31):
Blazers in nineteen seventy seven.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Portland again, so good luck. Yeah, I used to see
the who played for Ohio State that ended up in Portland,
that big, gigantic ball, Paul greg Odin. Yeah. I used
to see him walking around in Portland, big.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Dude in person.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Oh my god, gigana. That dude would walk into this
grocery store I live above and he would have to
dock the walk into the I mean shewhere But he
had he had a cane because his leg was always
jacked out.
Speaker 10 (17:02):
His knee never, he never never panned out.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
No, and a nude when I was there working, a
nude picture leaked out of him. He sent it to
some chick and he had his wien out and I
was like, just take that to your knee, you can
walk perfect. Just think it was huge.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
That's good to know.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
But he was like a Dodo though, Like all the
blood and everything went to that big penis.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
A second, say his name again.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Oh you're gonna look at up here we go. It's
him standing in the mirror like taking the selfies in
the mirror.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
And the thing is I remember this dude. Yeah, he's big.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah, big.
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Speaker 1 (18:06):
D N Big show coming to town with mister David
Spain who joins us here on EBN. What up dat dude?
You gotta be psyched. Look, I would be too to
get up early to talk to Cincinnati local radio.
Speaker 11 (18:20):
Awesome, h dude, I couldn't say Ball Weekend.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Coming here June eighth to the Tap Theater. This is
I mean, just in a couple of years. This is
like your second time. Is Bobby going to be on
the road with you?
Speaker 11 (18:34):
Bobby, Yes, yes, he will be. Bobby and Catherine Yeah, okay, perfect.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I saw him on the on the show on Lights Out,
and I became a fan right from that, from that
jump right there.
Speaker 11 (18:45):
Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 8 (18:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (18:46):
No, we we'd have Bobby the writers, we'd say, and
we just try to play off this kind of dry,
offbeat weirdness and then we throw him out in the
field to do something.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Oh yeah, it was great.
Speaker 11 (18:58):
Yeah, people, A lot of people saw him on that
liked it.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
I don't know. I love that he puts this bit
the stuff out here. A lot of comics do this,
but they put their bits up on Instagram, but I
feel like they're giving out their stuff for free. But
he's got a great bit about the vagina candle that
he put out there, and it's an awesome bit, but
he's like giving it, giving it away. You want people
to come to the show, but I guess that's how
you get people to come.
Speaker 11 (19:17):
I don't know, man, Yeah, that is a tough decision. Yeah,
I had the same conversation or about that.
Speaker 6 (19:23):
One.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Feel the same way about some of these guys putting
out specials too early. I get that the money is
there and like Netflix needs the content, but sometimes it's
like these these specials are uncooked, you know what I mean?
Speaker 11 (19:35):
A lot of them are undercooked.
Speaker 12 (19:37):
I have to say.
Speaker 11 (19:38):
I mean I've done four total over but it was
over twenty years. They just didn't want to do one
every year. I'm the same win like you, the jokes change,
they get better over time. You add doing you tag
and you're like, shoot that one.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
I have jokes.
Speaker 11 (19:50):
I still do because I do done for two years
and then they got better later, they get longer, and
you go, oh, I found a new thing, and then
I go, oh, I already did that. I guess the
beginning of it on one. So yeah, but I mix
it up with some news I'm old.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Yeah, well a lot of stuff like with Dandelion. Uh
there's and I just watch it again. Uh, it's a
lot of the storytelling stuff, which I mean, it'll it'll
never really get old, which will always be funny. Now
here's my question about that stuff, Dave. I'm a big fan,
and like I get Ajena sometimes because you're pacing, you know,
you just it's kind of like you're just riding in
a car and a guy who's telling funny stories. But
(20:23):
I mean there's a lot of spots in there where
somebody get us. Some drunk broad could just like yelling
out and just totally interrupt something. Do you get nervous
with that at some places?
Speaker 11 (20:32):
Yeah, you know, because I always hit it. Nateragacia such
a well trained audience. He's very slow, he's slower than men,
and he has these gaps and they wait and listen
and if you can get them to do that. Because
I was in Saint Louis this week, great show, but
I get nervous because if there's any pause, I look
at my notes, they're like Joe or they just yell anything,
(20:54):
and there's not much to yell back because it's not
it's just really more of an interruption, not actual fun
thing to play off of. And I would rather I
think most people would rather do their act without the audience.
And they even tell the audience don't jump in because
it's kind of funny for a second, but it does
throw off the rhythm and you've got to in the
middle of a joke. You gotta either finish it or
(21:17):
go back to start it. And then it just like
kind of skip that one, and that kind of ruined
it for other people.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
For everybody, right, because I don't want to hear this clown,
and plus half the people in the audience can't hear
that person yell out whatever.
Speaker 11 (21:28):
Right, they don't know. It's like doing crowd work or
something and near the front row, and it works at
the improv, but when you go to a twenty five
hundred feet theater and then the people go I don't
even know who's up front. But the funniest trick is
you can say, hey, you work out, look at this
buff guy in the front.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
What are moron? Oh rhythm mean?
Speaker 11 (21:46):
I new curls? And then everyone laughs and then there's
no one in the front. Right, I've done that. I've
seen Colins. I go that guy's not even buff, but
you just say, like a preset joke, yeah right about him?
And he's like, are you talking to me?
Speaker 4 (22:00):
The great scam.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
We have a common friend. His name is Colin Quinn,
who had some heat. I guess that guy is loved
by everybody, but he's always complaining about stuff, like he
doesn't get the success. And one time we called him
and he was staying at your house, and then he
was complaining about how he changed the name of the
movie was called lake House, and he said, no, you
(22:24):
got to call it grown Ups because lake House is stupid.
And he said, how do you get the credit for it?
I should I deserve the credit for it? And all
that stuff is that is that's all true?
Speaker 6 (22:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (22:33):
I think I think he's the half curmudgeon act because
his whole thing is to be like U, the curmudgeon
guy like, well, listen, I was disrespect and that's fun.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
But but but he did.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
It was lake House.
Speaker 11 (22:50):
I think one of the problems was there was a
Sandra Bullock movie.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
Called Lakehouse that year.
Speaker 11 (22:54):
We're like, oh no, yeah right, and so that's forever
hang on my ride here. We couldn't think of a
good name. And Colin Camp was grown ups. Colin was great,
and I think the other thing he said was he
didn't get a car, and that was actually probably he
should have, but you know, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Was the last time situation he was on our show
and he goes, yeah, I'm staying at David Spade's house.
I'm like, yeah, how do you feel about it? He goes, well,
if anything, I deserve a house like this, not him,
and then he goes he goes, I had to call
for my cell phone because David was like, don't call
for my home number because then they'll get my home number.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Oh my god, who is David Strade?
Speaker 6 (23:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (23:40):
No, I love if Colin stayed with me because he
was one we kind of all at SNL. I would
run stuff by him and he always seemed to know
more than everybody about comedy and stuff. So Adam always
liked him. Everybody rock loves him. So he's one of
my New York if I go there, there's the three
(24:01):
guys I will check in with, but always funny and
always highly respected, like where.
Speaker 12 (24:07):
Everyone's like, oh, yeah, Colm's great.
Speaker 11 (24:09):
I can't even do a whole special boot when you
give me any subject in the world to come up
with an hour and they're like, he says, I'll do
one about the Constitution, Like I couldn't think of one
joke about the contant, no kidd And he does a
whole one man show about it, and I go, oh, well,
that's different.
Speaker 12 (24:24):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
I know it's funny because he has that Brooklyn accent,
and you're like, to hear a guy with that accent
talking so smart, it just doesn't fit.
Speaker 11 (24:32):
Yeah, he's very good, and I think people don't get
it at first, like wait, is he smart? Oh yeah,
everything he says is well thought out.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Yeah. One of the best at the TAF Theater June
eighth is David Spade and Dude, I got to tell you.
I tell everybody that, like if they're talking about like
something to watch on the weekends, whatever, the wrong Missy
is probably one of the best shows that I don't
want to say it's a hidden secret because I mean
it got like huge reviews and it did huge for Netflix.
Speaker 11 (24:59):
Right, Yeah, that was one that actually got good reviews,
which it's been a while, but I tell people I've
one hundred percent scoring Rotten Tomatoes, but that if you
add them all together. Yeah, but Wrong Missy actually did
well and it was and the girl Laura Lapkus who
plays Missy, was great as an R rated movie on Netflix,
and it was like an old school nineties rady comedy
(25:21):
and h and it did great for Netflix. So immediately
it went worldwide number one. And that was something I
hadn't experience. I hadn't been on Netflix except one movie,
the Smaller Movie. And when Wrong Missy, they were like, dude,
this thing is still number one. It's one of our
top ten of all time. I'm like, oh my god,
this is great. So that's Wrong Missy. I hear about
a lot and.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
I'll tell you at the end of the movie, like
I fall in love with the chick too, just like
you did, like you're kids.
Speaker 11 (25:46):
Yeah, I know, she's so cute. Yeah, she's so funny,
and it's really banana. She basically almost kills me, and
I'm like, you're the greatest.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Yeah, No, I mean it is. It is a great movie,
and anybody who hasn't seen it, you got to watch it.
And you know what, I know we only have a
certain amount of time. But David Spade June eighth at
the TAF Theater. I'm a big fan. I'm like what
they call a stand young peeps nowadays, but I'm psyched. Yeah,
and it's going to be a huge show. Bobby. Uh,
(26:16):
it's hard to say.
Speaker 11 (26:17):
I was going to be there, Bobby, Me and Mota
and Katherine Blandford And Cincinnati is great. My mom's from there.
Speaker 6 (26:23):
I haven't been there and I think only.
Speaker 11 (26:25):
The last tour, but yeah, I don't go there a lot.
So I said, let's make sure we go to Ohio.
And so we're going to a couple of places and
it's gonna be great. So and I know you've always
been helpful with me and pushing my stuff.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
I appreciate it. Yeah, dude, I was everything, lights out,
the show biz show, everything, and then once it seems
like once I start tweeting about it, it goes away.
So I'm done. Yeah, So I don't talk about flying
the wall. I don't talk about super Fly, I don't
talk about yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Yeah, don't curse it.
Speaker 11 (26:57):
Like Kylie Jenner's big boobs.
Speaker 8 (26:59):
Out of it.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Dude. Thanks for the time, man, and I'll be at
that show for sure. And uh I'm gonna hit up
Bobby about coming in that morning if you can. But
thanks a lot for the time.
Speaker 11 (27:10):
All right, I'll see you, buddy, Thank you very much.
Speaker 6 (27:12):
I love when Sarah at least reads her news wearing
her big chesticles.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Whoops, I mean spectacles. Cyril Jones from the Grave, get
after it, Sarah, Hell yes, hell, yes, hell yes.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Cissory Sarah.
Speaker 8 (27:34):
Let me feel.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Let me feel that.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Let me feel that. Scissor with Sarah, let me feel that.
Speaker 7 (27:39):
Can you feel that?
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Let me feel that, scissor, Sarah, Let me feel that.
Let me feel let me feel that at this point, scissor, Sarah,
can you feel that? Can you feel that? Let me
feel that?
Speaker 4 (27:49):
Day you.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Get it all in there, Christopher.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
So I think we need to establishtead. It's Sarah's time
all of the things.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
So harrabo gummies. They got these fizzy Coca Cola flavored ones.
I know I've actually never had them before. I've had
the normal harrowbows where it's like the rainbow flavored stuff.
But that's some trashy candy.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Yeah, big time.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
A little too much fizz though. Apparently this family in
the Netherlands.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Any candy would fizz is white trash ooh.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Or anything that's got the Coca cola.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Flavored Yeah, Coca cola, those.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Little wax candies yeah, or the root beer anything with
root beer or fizz or Coca cola anything.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Yeah, those little bottles. They have to like bite the
cap off and you're eating the wax. It's just trash yep.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
So this family in the Netherlands, they made a report
saying they all felt dizzy, yeah, after sharing a bag
of one of those uh those Coca cola gummies.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Yeah, it's called diabetes.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Oh I just don't even sound good. And I love
Coca cola, but not together. So after some samples were
taken from those gummies, officials found cannabis in them.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Boyd hell does that happen? Yeah, I know how that happens.
Some Jabron works at the shop at the place the
they make this a little factory, yeah, and sprinkled some
in there and said chuck it.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Out, dog, just to make the headlines and here we are.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Ye, So more people started coming forward saying that they
were feeling sick as well. So far, no bags in
the US were contaminated, and Haribo says they're working with
police to investigate just how this happened. Three different giant
size of those family bags were contaminated.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
With the weed though.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Yeah, and whether this was done on purpose or by accident,
I agree with you. I think this was someone in
the factory that was just messing around one way or another.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Yeah, you're telling me like I would never even when
I was growing up, I would never drink that stuff
called squirt because I know because because I know that
there was some guy that hated his job that did
something to the can of squirt at the factory put
his own. Yeah, check it out, dude, you no, I've
(30:15):
never thought that about that. In order to protect yourself,
you gotta think like like like a exactly.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
So Harribo said, they're recalling the entire stock in the Netherlands, and.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
What do you need to really think about yourself?
Speaker 5 (30:32):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (30:32):
Did they actually still sell that stuff? Squirt? Is that
even still a drink? Where do you get that stuff?
Speaker 2 (30:41):
I'm not saying it again, anything that I drink that
tastes like scrape. This just isn't good anyway.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
What's it called?
Speaker 2 (30:56):
So these gummies, everybody that purchased them in the nether
lens Harribo says, yeah, they're going to get a fool refund.
But imagine your little kids like five, and they're sick
from weed because they're eating those little gummies.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
But the Netherlands, that stuff's like, I mean, that's where
all that stuff is just rampant anyways. Right, it's just
a way of life out there.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
I mean, I guess it's kind of it's all legal everywhere, but.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Pretty much go to the banks. They have it in
your squirt.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Don't you have some update on a new place coming
to OTR your favorite spot?
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Oh yeah, you're telling me about it off air.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
I just love when these places open up and OTR,
especially when.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
It's uh, I know, Chris is really excited about this one.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Well, because every time these places open uh it's not
even OTR, it's ever anytime they open up some weird
spot where they're trying to be like anything that Portland,
Oregon would open up. They they you know, it's like, oh,
we're one of these places it's never been done before.
That means it's never going to stay open.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
You never know.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
I do know, so I guess I know going to
be on the air going I support.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
I'm gonna tell you what it is.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
So doors open up today at noon at this place
called the Tenth Island Tiki Bar and Grill.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
I guess it's near that pool.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Over shaved dice, noodle salad, mahi fish tacos.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
Kno getting in Dallas and mahi fish tacos. Yeah, go
do it and whatever. Piggy Mac is Piggy Mac. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
So a new spot in OTR today. I know Christopher,
he'll be out there today checking it out.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Piggy Max's are the name of the girls? Are going
to see her on that pool?
Speaker 3 (32:33):
The nice You're going to see what is wrong with you?
I'm actually looking up what it's.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Going to be, all the all the stuff you're laughing
at when the mice go off. You know, you're right,
that's probably.
Speaker 5 (32:46):
What this is.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Why I don't go to public pools. I don't need
people making fun of me. Done.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Good luck to the Netherlands and all their cannabis jummies
out there.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
It's the third of June. It's uh, Anderson Cooper's birthday today.
He's the gay dude on CNN.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
I mean it's true, all right?
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Yeah, all right? Then. Also, it's Tony Curtis's birthday, but
he died in twenty ten, so who cares Curtis Mayfield's birthday?
He died in nineteen ninety nine. He's dead. Who cares?
Speaker 6 (33:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (33:30):
There's really nothing else?
Speaker 3 (33:31):
Oh heartlets Oh hold.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
On, we have anything good today besides Anderson Cooper's birthday.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Here's one on this day. In nineteen eighty seven, the
BBC band George Michael song I Want Your Sex from
Daytime Radio. Oh yeah, yeah. I remember MTV having an
issue with people complaining about that, yep, And I remember going,
how do people complain like, I don't know the numbered MTV? Like,
how do you like write a letter? Who cares?
Speaker 3 (33:54):
How are we communicating with that? What's going on here?
Speaker 5 (33:57):
Stupid?
Speaker 1 (33:59):
On this stay. In two thousand and one, the very
sexy Tina Fey married Second City TV director Jeff Richmond.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
I love Tina Fey.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
She's awesome.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
She's super funny, super sexy, like in her own unique way,
a rock and she was in charge.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
She was the boss lady, before this whole wave of
women's you know, let's have the women take control and
all that stuff. She was doing it way before anybody else.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
Oh yeah, she's super cool. She's been doing it for
a long time.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
On this day in two thousand and nine, David Carradine
was found dead in his hotel room. He was hanging
by a rope in the closet. Now, oh, it wasn't
a suicide. It was that autoerotic apphyxiation he was.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
They tried to choke themselves out. Well, they're taking care
of something very good, So you know, of course I
know about that.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
While your husband doing that, you know what.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
I have no idea how I would react if I
walked in and saw my has been hanging there while
trying to take care of himself.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
What the hell are you gonna do? Scream? Call the police,
try to get him down, Send you a photo, send
me a video of it. Oh my gosh, what do
you do when you walk in on your significant other
trying to do that?
Speaker 1 (35:17):
I don't know. Don't worry. I don't worry about it.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
It's something I've never thought that after worry about.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
On this day in nineteen eighty five, the Run DMC
album King of Rock. It went gold, Rocked Up, Buddy, Don't.
Speaker 11 (35:32):
Direct, that's on top and run I'm Connected, Get the
Right to Look and another Rappers cast Tennis, but give.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Us a sight Oh on this Day. In nineteen ninety four,
Sound Gardens album super Unknown with a fell on Black Day,
spoon Man, Black Hole Sun. It was certified platinum and
ended up going five times flating them in ninety six.
That's a gigantic album and a good album. In nineteen
eighty five, On This Day, No Jacket Required from Phil
Collins that ended up going double black Leo with studio.
(36:10):
All the goal is on there, that's on this Day
in it a five. So there you go. How about that?
You good?
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (36:15):
All right, good, because I'm done talking about all this stuff.
It's the third of June. A couple of things that
we were well off the radio talking about that.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Christ you need to take a drink, yep, maybe struggling.
Speaker 4 (36:28):
The thing is is uh.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
We were talking about my old days of eating this.
We used to have a candy machine in the building
and I used to rob this row of big.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Texas big cinnamon roll Yes.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
And Dave the engineer. I always walk by his office
every day. I'd get off the air and get this
thing called the Big Texas and it helped me get
to almost three hundred pounds, and.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
David shout out Big Texas.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
I would walk by and you would just hear me
opening it up, and then Dave would just go and,
uh God, that thing. And I could smell it now,
and I would just as soon as you rip.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Open, like as soon as that little wrapper rips open, Yeah,
just the waff of a bakery takes over your nostrils,
Like I'm salivating thinking of that thing.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
But what's amazing is like you read the stats on it.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Right, I've got all of your dietary.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
But I didn't think it was that's over here. I mean,
it isn't what you read off. Isn't that bad. I
thought it was worse.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
And it's worth it four hundred and twenty calories, okay.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
But the sugar crash I would have, I mean I've
told you I would fall asleep in that bathroom afterward,
like like two hours later, I would have that crash.
And that time I fell asleep for like forty five minutes,
and nobody cares.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
Yes, sixty three carbs. I think this is worth it.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
No, I'm not going back to that.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
Just google the photo of the Big Texas.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Oh my god, You'll start drooling all over your phone
or your laptop or whatever. It just it looks so good,
that big purple font. Yes, an award winning. It's got
a gold sticker on.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
On the machine. God, I forgot what number it was too,
because I would just walk up and just hit the number.
I knew it. He's kind of like playing battleship on
the machine.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Gee, and then if you hit the wrong one. But yeah,
there's this gold sticker on front of the Big Texas.
He had the championship belt and it says Pastry of
the Year five years in a row. Way better than
a pop tart, and I love pop tarts, but if
(38:48):
I'm picking one or the other, I'm going to Texas.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
It was always funny because it would run out because
it's so good. Yeah, but it would run out, and
then like the guy would come and refill it, and
I would be like, once, don't you have two rose
dedicated to this? And then the guy would just look
at me. I'll like, what, No, it's one row. I'm like,
well it keeps selling out, So it wouldn't it be
a better you'd make more money and have two rows.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
We need to just dedicate an entire vending machine to.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
The big test. It's called the Big Texas Machine. Oh yeah,
and then you'd make more money.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Now I'm hungry just looking at these photos of this thing.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
But it was like the whole conversation was awkward. It's
kind of like that whole like in a spinal tap,
the whole going to eleven. Uh, It's like, well, why
don't you just have ten v the loudest he goes,
but this goes to eleven? But it was like, why
don't you have the two rows?
Speaker 3 (39:35):
Work smarter?
Speaker 1 (39:37):
And it's like, it's only the one row.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
I would be fine with a whole vending machine dedicated
to like breakfast snacks like.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
This, No I do. We don't need a machine around here.
You know, the only machine is me.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Would you fall victim to this thing again?
Speaker 1 (39:53):
The machine in here? It was kind of bad for
all of our health, one hundred percent.
Speaker 8 (39:58):
It was it is.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
I love you Big yes, God bless you Big Texas,
but it's time to move to another family. He's been
on hold for about two hours now let's figure out
what he wants.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
That is some dedication, Country.
Speaker 4 (40:13):
Jeff dedicate home to the station.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Yeah, great, dedicates his whole life.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
Country Jeff. We've had some people call the talk back
wanting you to be done with our show and we'll.
Speaker 4 (40:35):
See mostly from what I understand that you're going to
start your own rock man and leave Cincinnati anyway. That's true,
but it's going to be the Coach It's going to
be the Sayer Leave show and it's going to be
the Coach Jeff show.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (40:50):
Yeah, Country Jeff and I are taking over you Van.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (40:53):
And we're getting a big old studio in you because
you keep complaining about a small studio where you where to.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Big studio at Yeah so, Jeff.
Speaker 5 (41:08):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
But people like they're big fans of our buddy Tyler
that calls in. They're like, you got to get rid
of Jeff and we love Tyler. Tyler.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
Who's that that angry guy or whatever?
Speaker 3 (41:20):
Sweet?
Speaker 4 (41:21):
Yeah, no, no, I don't know. You guys got someone
named Angry Rodney or something. I don't know who Tyler is.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
Well, everybody else loves him.
Speaker 3 (41:30):
He listens every morning, just like you.
Speaker 4 (41:34):
I listen every morning on you know, our heart radio
to the show. Yeah, and then you figure out what's
going on today.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Yeah. Uh but yeah he calls in and uh but
he's nice and he doesn't beg for stuff and doesn't
yell and threaten me.
Speaker 4 (41:51):
No, I've never threatened you. Oh see, I got disrespected
by you and I touched you. You're not going to
talk pay to me? Oh that's what I did.
Speaker 11 (42:02):
I checked you, whistle, I'll you out take it easy
with the f bum.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
So wait a minute. So so so you didn't scream
and threaten me, Chris, do you have the table?
Speaker 5 (42:15):
No?
Speaker 4 (42:15):
I got angry what you tweeted back?
Speaker 1 (42:18):
You got you go?
Speaker 4 (42:19):
Oh I walked bah bah you know whatever you walk
around Twitter or something stupid or at whatever they call it.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
I didn't block you, I see, Yeah you did. No,
I muted you, so I don't see your your nonsense.
Speaker 4 (42:34):
No, a lot of my stuff made sense. Everything I
didn't make sense, Like if I was a TikTok and
probably make a million dollars.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
Yeah, well you shouldn't up. Yeah, you should let us
know how it goes. You're the only guy that I
know that that just stops at making millions of dollars.
Speaker 4 (42:52):
Whoa I tried, and then you know sometimes like sometimes
like do you Max said, sometimes you slip your following?
Speaker 1 (42:59):
Yeah up, yeah, well you know you got to be like, uh,
it'll be like Nemo. You just got to keep swimming,
Jeff keep.
Speaker 4 (43:05):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (43:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Yeah, speaking of how are your fish doing that? You
feed beer too?
Speaker 3 (43:13):
Yeah, I'm worried about.
Speaker 4 (43:14):
Yeah, they're in the motel, but now I'm not to
get gataway.
Speaker 5 (43:20):
Oh yeah, read road.
Speaker 4 (43:21):
It's a crazy place here. But yeah, luckily my fist
is surviving and my house eaters in there too.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
So so you you still give them beer, right or whiskey?
Speaker 5 (43:32):
You know?
Speaker 4 (43:32):
No, I just said that one time. You No, that
was a shot of Oh that was just morton.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Okay, so you're still at that you still live at
that hotel?
Speaker 4 (43:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Yeah. Is there prostitutes there?
Speaker 4 (43:44):
Oh there's a lot. There's like this, there's a lot
of them. Yeah, you got to watch out for throw
a lot of them too, because one of them that's
how my cell phones and this and that's how my
food stamp cords. And you gotta watch out sat So
you can't leave stuff laying around them. The prostitutes they're
(44:07):
not normal, Like, they're not like normal regular women that
will look at you, try to take anything.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
Really, so these prostitutes will still steal your stuff. Do
they hook up with you? Jeff?
Speaker 4 (44:20):
Oh yeah, some of them do.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
No really, so you you've hooked up with some of
the prostitutes at your hotel, some.
Speaker 4 (44:25):
Of the good book of them. Yeah, but some of
the ones look like, you know, defensive linemens for the
Cincinnati Bengals. I don't matter.
Speaker 3 (44:32):
Really, he's got standards, Kristopher.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
Would they do better than the actual wait?
Speaker 3 (44:39):
Could they protect you?
Speaker 4 (44:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
Will they walk out on their contracts? Oh?
Speaker 5 (44:47):
My god?
Speaker 3 (44:48):
Serious question though?
Speaker 1 (44:50):
All right, Well, Jeff, it was good talking to you.
All right, So.
Speaker 4 (44:55):
Really ain't got a problem with you.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
I'm not really worried about it because you've blocked. I
didn't block you, but I'm not.
Speaker 4 (45:04):
God bless you, and take it easy. Wherever you said
your band's going to, and I'm glad you're leaving Cincinnati,
go back to Philadelphia.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
No, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 3 (45:13):
Oh that's it Philadelphia.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
So he calls from the from the phone in the room,
so that's why he gets a hold so long. Yeah,
he's not calling from him so.
Speaker 3 (45:23):
They can actually hear the phone hang up. Yeah, yeah,
I miss being able to do that.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
I know that was good. When people would get mad,
they would slam the phone down.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
God, you can't do that anymore. And then you try
to aggressively like hit the but the end button.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
You can't hit it.
Speaker 5 (45:36):
I know.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
The anger is just not there with the with the
hitting the button anymore.
Speaker 3 (45:41):
We can rely on Country Jeff for that sort of
thing though. That's good.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
And cursing me out. It's the Kid Chris Show, Cincinnati's
rock station. It's eb ED
It's a kid Chris show. Right before we went on,
Sarah Lisa and I were talking because David Spade's going
to be joining us on the show, and then.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
And he's going to be here this weekend, and no,
well he'll be here on the eighth.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Isn't that this weekend?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Oh? Is it?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Oh? And she goes, uh, oh, are you going to go?
I go, I don't know because I don't have tickets.
And then I said, well, maybe I'll get somebody to
get me one. And then she goes, it's so sad.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
It is so sad. You're always by yourself.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
It's awesome.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
We need to find you some friends. We need to
get you on like a bumble or Tinder site.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Why do people for friends? I need? I need that.
I have friends.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Why can't you find anyone to go with you to anything?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Then?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
No, no, I don't want I have friends, but they
don't live you know, they don't live here. I mean,
and I have friends here at work and stuff. I
just don't want to. I love going by myself to things.
Love it.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Okay, Then don't sound sad about going by yourself.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
No, no, no, I don't want to, I said. I don't
want to pay. That's what the thing is.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
You're so confusing.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
No, I don't know. I think it's funny that you
were like, that's so sad.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
It is though for you A couple of things. I mean,
there are a couple of things I can do by myself.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
But I mean I have friends that can go to restaurants,
movie theaters, ball games all by themselves.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
That's hard for me. No way hard for me.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Oh that sounds like heaven.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
I've done one Reds game solo and I just sat there.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Like, I love it. I love it.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I need a friend, a doctor.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I love sitting there. I love my Uh, you know, Linney,
who is you know? Well, I don't even know how
to say it, my ex. I guess I don't know.
But anyway, so she was talking to one of the
neighbors and explaining that I'm not much much of a talker.
You know, I'm trying like apologizing. I guess, well he's not,
(01:51):
you know, he just doesn't really talk to people that
much and all that.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
And it's just so funny because you talk so much
here at work. I know, when the mics are off,
that's it. Yeah, we're done talking for the day.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
And it's true. I don't have anything to say to
anybody really, and I don't want to.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
That's so sad.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I'm such a like, I'm all about communication and doing
things with my friends and my family, and we just
lived totally opposite lives.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
That's okay, This makes the world go around, right.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I guess I just never was like even my my
uncle on uh who is a well he's a retired preacher,
well not a preacher, but a retired or preacher where
they come up with that. Anyways, he's a retired uh
I don't know, child psychologist, okay, but not close to us. No,
I don't. That's why I'm like, what the hell? Anyway,
(02:44):
So he uh, he messaged me on LinkedIn. Yeah, it's
kind of it's kind of private, but.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
He was like, your uncle messaged you through LinkedIn.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, which is weird because he's not my number. Well,
because I posted something on LinkedIn about uh uh like
being on a Detroit and stuff, and he well, some
of it's pretty private, but he goes, you know, the
gist of it is, he goes, I'm pretty proud of
you for a kid that just kind of sat in
his room and didn't talk to anybody. How you're on
the radio now. It's true because it was always like
(03:17):
everything out and then like family would come on, We're like,
well I'll be.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Upstairs, and here we are today.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah, right, Well, this was the perfect job ever was.
Like I've said before in the past, sit sit in
the room by myself and talk to myself.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Well.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
It is funny because when we were at the Breaking
Bank concert a couple of weeks ago, that already feels
like it was months ago.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
By the way.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I know, you know, we had a lot of our
friends and listeners come up and they're talking about the show,
and you know when I'm sitting here every morning with you,
like we're sitting in this this little space with no
windows and two microphones, and I'm like yeah, yeah, And
so it was really nice to actually meet people that
tune in and care to hear what we have to
(04:00):
say every day.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Well, and that gets you in trouble too, because sometimes,
and I've had this running through my career because I've
you know, I've been doing this for a long long time.
You forget, yeah there are people listening, and sometimes you
start making jokes or whatever, forgetting that, yeah, there are
people listening. You just never step on a trap door
and be like, whoops, somebody heard that.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Luckily we have a dumb body. You've had to use
on me a couple of times.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Yes, when I first got started. Oh yes, that was
not good. Yeah, but thank you for saving me.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah, Sarah's almost been a ghost a few times. Good morning,
How are you, Sandy? Welcome to EBN A kid Chris show.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Oh my goodness, me, b In never calls me. What
more is going on?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Well, we have your son Tom on the phone. He
has some great news Tom wants to share with you
this morning.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Oh lord, it's just gonna make me want to blister him.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
Mama, but you have been kind of quietly not coming around. Well, yes,
I'm dating somebody new okay, Oh lord Jesus who Well
that's why I want to make a big deal out
of it. Call you from the radio. Oh yeah, her
her name's Mary Carey. And hey, hi there. Hello, he's
(05:15):
on the phone too, So how are you?
Speaker 5 (05:18):
I'm fine, and how are you?
Speaker 7 (05:21):
I'm good. I met your son at a strip club.
Speaker 8 (05:25):
He took me to this champagne room for three hours,
and he spent about two three thousand dollars on me.
He said it was his you know, all his rent
money for the next couple of months.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
And list and I will blister his hind in when
I've seen him.
Speaker 8 (05:38):
Yeah, he's been giving me all his money. I really
love him because he gives me tons of money. And yeah,
it's great. He comes to the strip club every night
to see me, and you know, he says he's going
to give me everything he has.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Oh Lord, good Jesus, Tommy, you'll be struck by lot.
Speaker 7 (05:58):
Well, I just I want one thing is he's very
well endowed. I have to say. Now, Sandy, was his
dad well endowed?
Speaker 5 (06:06):
I can't remember. It's been a long long time ago.
Speaker 7 (06:13):
Well that that sucks. That's something you have. A threesome
father son threesome sounded so fun to me.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
You're one of them painted up ladies, ain't you Where
I come from, they called him painted up lady. So
it's all full of paint and showing halfs or heine's
and their bosoms.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
And no, I mean I didn't Sandy. Do you mind
if they come over and you have dinner?
Speaker 5 (06:36):
Maybe? Oh lord, no, Tommy, don't you dare bring a
woman like that? Not you ball headed? Just as because
I can get a hold of now Happy Happy my heine.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Is this a Is this a joke, Sandy, Sandy, we're
just playing around. Tom is doing this to win some
tickets to a concert.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Oh good lord, I've almost said the lasted heart attack.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
He's really sleeping with me.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Yeah right, that's that's the real story that I wouldn't doubt.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
The kid Chris on Double E b in. Yeah. The
phone number to get in is five one three seven
four nine one two seven. That's how you get on
with us on your Tuesday. Kid, Chris dot com is
(07:36):
the way you get in touch with us. Every other
way email, even if you want to mail something to us,
that's cool too.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
The last person that mailed something to me, though, ye
got really messy.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
So yeah, don't do that. Yeah, we gonna we're gonna
want bags of your DNA. Sarah and that Isa, never
forget that.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
I for your nonsense.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I thought you were the reds A little PTSD from that.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Sarah Elsa is here to give you whatever is happening,
whatever is important in her stormy mind.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
There's something for everyone on Yahoo.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
There's this article out about dating and communication, so this
dating codes. Her name is Blaine Anderson, and she asked
my advice when it comes to texting a woman that
you're interested in. Why because she went to school for
it and she's got like a million followers on social
media and people listen to her.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
That's the credibility.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
That's why.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, of course school for it and followers got it.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
The first text when can I see you? She said,
this sounds really needy and desperate, So instead pick up
the phone and call her to make the plans, instead
have an actual conversation. I do agree with her on that.
I mean, if I were in the dating world, I
wouldn't want it to be all texting all the time.
(09:21):
I'm much more of a phone person, like I like
talking on the phone instead. Okay, so if you're getting
into the dating world, nope, Chris, I can't see you
dating anyone.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I want to be left alone.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
If I were single, I wouldn't want to be in
the dating world. I have a lot of single friends,
and it's kind of rough out there. Dudes don't even
want to communicate. It's just not good. I don't know
what my friends are doing on their ret they might be.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
I can't speak for anybody else, but all I know
is like yesterday, I brought my dog to the vet.
I bought my my daughter tickets to go to some
comic con thing, and I watched TV. I worked on
my radio show, and.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
And that's single life for you, and I loved it.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Didn't think about anything else.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Good for you.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Yeah. And then when I went to bed, it was
like the greatest time ever, right because I got to
go to sleep and I was just all like a peaceful,
really nice yeah. But my earbuds I was going to
wear to go to sleep and listen to peaceful like
music to go to bed, they were weren't charged. So
I was a little irked over that. But that was it.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Another text to not send want to come over Tonight's
depending on the relationship said, it sounds like a booty call.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yeah, and most.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Women are going to be likely turned off by this
and decline, especially if they have not hooked up before.
And if that's what your if that's your game to
try to get in her pants, it probably is not
going to work.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Right.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
But if you're going on what kind of guy you are?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah, if this is a hookup situation, then these are
two perfect things that you should be saying.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I guess it's if you are wanting to be with
this woman long term, not just like a one and
done situation. If you're really trying to make this relationship happen,
is what she's saying.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
If you want to be with a woman long term,
just send me a snapshot of your your bank account
balance and just skip all these steps.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Just venmo Sarah at least want to.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
That's all. It is. The last what it is?
Speaker 3 (11:34):
The last text on here? Do you like me?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
She said, the reassurance could be a sign of insecurity,
a big turn off. So if a woman is texting
I've seen my single friend's text dudes are texting this
stuff over, trust me. But she said, if a woman
is texting back and forth with you, she's obviously into you,
So you don't need to be asking the question do
you like me?
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Yes? No?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Maybe circle one and send me back the note.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
I feel like, yeah, that's that's definitely high school. I
can't imagine a guy in his forty saying, oh, do
you like me?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Okay? What about a guy that's fifty one or fifty
one that has a race car bed in his apartment?
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Tell me that's actually your bed?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Thanks? Thank you Sarah Leae.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
This now, she said, there are a lot of other
texts obviously to avoid, but those are the big three.
When it comes to starting a new relationship with somebody,
just be confident in who you are, pick up the phone.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
What about do you like wrestling?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Texting? Now, that's probably not a good one to start with.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
It depends if you're trying to be funny, Hey, do
you like wrestling? You should come over and watch wrestling.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
See I just think it.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Automatically. I be like, that's a booty call. No way
this guy wants to sit down and watch wrestling.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Well, it also depends on who you are and all
that stuff. I mean in my situation where you're at.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Your life with this person, and sense of humor. There's
a lot of factors.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Like in my situation, if you want to get to
know me, just turn on the.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Radio because that's the only talk in You're exactly right,
and I know you don't talk on the phone. I've
called before and you don't pick up.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I won't pick up the phone, and.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
You resort to the text.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
At this point, the only time I pick up the
phone is when it says spam, and it's only so
I can f with whoever that is that's calling, or.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
If it's a call from ihearts, you know you're quick
to pick up for that, oh, because you're panicking.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
If I see whatever the first three numbers of the
iHeart number, what is it like eight and six eight
or six eight six six eight?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Yeah, if it's five three six eight six.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
It's all I immediately have a heart attack. Yeah, I'm like,
what's happening?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
So I key card work? Yes, it does, all right?
What do you want? Where do I got to be?
What flower shop?
Speaker 8 (13:51):
Do I have?
Speaker 1 (13:52):
The broadcast rounds?
Speaker 9 (13:55):
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Speaker 1 (14:18):
All whatever the on air light goes on, Tom comes
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Speaker 3 (14:21):
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Speaker 1 (14:23):
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Speaker 2 (14:24):
He catches us at like kind of the most inconvenient times.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Which we heard on FM. I'm done I'm I'm sick
of you ain't get them everywhere to do both.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
He's the best.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Christian Yellich hits his fourth homer and six games.
Speaker 10 (14:36):
The Brewers extend their winning streak to eight games as
they beat the Reds last night three to two.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
That's a bag.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
No, it's simple. It's they're a gigantic market that spends
a lot of money on players.
Speaker 10 (14:47):
That sounds like one of those drones that hit the
Russian bombers the other day. Yeah, Yelich hit a full
count slider off red starter and loser Brady Singer drove
it high off the batter's iron centerfield in the third inning.
So Yellis now has twenty three home runs career wise
against Cincinnati. Reds are up early two nothing in the first,
but then Milwaukee comes right back to tie the.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Game, and uh and that was thank you. Twenty nine
and thirty two.
Speaker 10 (15:11):
Now the Reds have lost ten of their last twenty
against the Brewers at home. Milwaukee is thirty six and
fourteen against the Reds in the last fifty games.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
None of this is good.
Speaker 10 (15:21):
Since twenty seventeen, the Reds are fifty one and eighty
four versus Milwaukee.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Well, let's look at it like this. It was a
pack stadium last night and now okay, well if you
watch it, thank you. Train wreck. Reds are now twenty four.
Speaker 10 (15:37):
Reds are twenty four while trailing after six innings, oh
and twenty six after seven.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
None of these stats are good.
Speaker 10 (15:44):
Forty parlto up against the Hunter Green tonight in game two,
it's seven. You would mind both? Yeah, high high blood pressure,
especially down along the Big River. Let's see what else
is going going on. Stanley Cup Finals start tomorrow night,
Edmondon hosting Florida. Canadian team has not won the Cup
(16:06):
since nineteen ninety three.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Okay, but let's start that. Start the games at three pm.
Speaker 10 (16:11):
Amen to that instead of nine thirty with a four
and a half hour pregame. NBA, but you got to
get the spots in just like around here. NBA Finals
start Thursday against with Indiana taking on Oklahoma City Pacers.
Obi Topping will be the first Dayton alum to play
in a final since Johnny Davis with the Portland Trail
(16:31):
Blazers in nineteen seventy seven.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Portland again, so good luck. Yeah, I used to see
the who played for Ohio State that ended up in Portland,
that big, gigantic ball, Paul greg Odin. Yeah. I used
to see him walking around in Portland, big.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Dude in person.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Oh my god, gigana. That dude would walk into this
grocery store I live above and he would have to
dock the walk into the I mean shewhere But he
had he had a cane because his leg was always
jacked out.
Speaker 10 (17:02):
His knee never, he never never panned out.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
No, and a nude when I was there working, a
nude picture leaked out of him. He sent it to
some chick and he had his wien out and I
was like, just take that to your knee, you can
walk perfect. Just think it was huge.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
That's good to know.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
But he was like a Dodo though, Like all the
blood and everything went to that big penis.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
A second, say his name again.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Oh you're gonna look at up here we go. It's
him standing in the mirror like taking the selfies in
the mirror.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
And the thing is I remember this dude. Yeah, he's big.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah, big.
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Speaker 1 (18:06):
D N Big show coming to town with mister David
Spain who joins us here on EBN. What up dat dude?
You gotta be psyched. Look, I would be too to
get up early to talk to Cincinnati local radio.
Speaker 11 (18:20):
Awesome, h dude, I couldn't say Ball Weekend.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Coming here June eighth to the Tap Theater. This is
I mean, just in a couple of years. This is
like your second time. Is Bobby going to be on
the road with you?
Speaker 11 (18:34):
Bobby, Yes, yes, he will be. Bobby and Catherine Yeah, okay, perfect.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I saw him on the on the show on Lights Out,
and I became a fan right from that, from that
jump right there.
Speaker 11 (18:45):
Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 8 (18:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (18:46):
No, we we'd have Bobby the writers, we'd say, and
we just try to play off this kind of dry,
offbeat weirdness and then we throw him out in the
field to do something.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Oh yeah, it was great.
Speaker 11 (18:58):
Yeah, people, A lot of people saw him on that
liked it.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
I don't know. I love that he puts this bit
the stuff out here. A lot of comics do this,
but they put their bits up on Instagram, but I
feel like they're giving out their stuff for free. But
he's got a great bit about the vagina candle that
he put out there, and it's an awesome bit, but
he's like giving it, giving it away. You want people
to come to the show, but I guess that's how
you get people to come.
Speaker 11 (19:17):
I don't know, man, Yeah, that is a tough decision. Yeah,
I had the same conversation or about that.
Speaker 6 (19:23):
One.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Feel the same way about some of these guys putting
out specials too early. I get that the money is
there and like Netflix needs the content, but sometimes it's
like these these specials are uncooked, you know what I mean?
Speaker 11 (19:35):
A lot of them are undercooked.
Speaker 12 (19:37):
I have to say.
Speaker 11 (19:38):
I mean I've done four total over but it was
over twenty years. They just didn't want to do one
every year. I'm the same win like you, the jokes change,
they get better over time. You add doing you tag
and you're like, shoot that one.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
I have jokes.
Speaker 11 (19:50):
I still do because I do done for two years
and then they got better later, they get longer, and
you go, oh, I found a new thing, and then
I go, oh, I already did that. I guess the
beginning of it on one. So yeah, but I mix
it up with some news I'm old.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Yeah, well a lot of stuff like with Dandelion. Uh
there's and I just watch it again. Uh, it's a
lot of the storytelling stuff, which I mean, it'll it'll
never really get old, which will always be funny. Now
here's my question about that stuff, Dave. I'm a big fan,
and like I get Ajena sometimes because you're pacing, you know,
you just it's kind of like you're just riding in
a car and a guy who's telling funny stories. But
(20:23):
I mean there's a lot of spots in there where
somebody get us. Some drunk broad could just like yelling
out and just totally interrupt something. Do you get nervous
with that at some places?
Speaker 11 (20:32):
Yeah, you know, because I always hit it. Nateragacia such
a well trained audience. He's very slow, he's slower than men,
and he has these gaps and they wait and listen
and if you can get them to do that. Because
I was in Saint Louis this week, great show, but
I get nervous because if there's any pause, I look
at my notes, they're like Joe or they just yell anything,
(20:54):
and there's not much to yell back because it's not
it's just really more of an interruption, not actual fun
thing to play off of. And I would rather I
think most people would rather do their act without the audience.
And they even tell the audience don't jump in because
it's kind of funny for a second, but it does
throw off the rhythm and you've got to in the
middle of a joke. You gotta either finish it or
(21:17):
go back to start it. And then it just like
kind of skip that one, and that kind of ruined
it for other people.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
For everybody, right, because I don't want to hear this clown,
and plus half the people in the audience can't hear
that person yell out whatever.
Speaker 11 (21:28):
Right, they don't know. It's like doing crowd work or
something and near the front row, and it works at
the improv, but when you go to a twenty five
hundred feet theater and then the people go I don't
even know who's up front. But the funniest trick is
you can say, hey, you work out, look at this
buff guy in the front.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
What are moron? Oh rhythm mean?
Speaker 11 (21:46):
I new curls? And then everyone laughs and then there's
no one in the front. Right, I've done that. I've
seen Colins. I go that guy's not even buff, but
you just say, like a preset joke, yeah right about him?
And he's like, are you talking to me?
Speaker 4 (22:00):
The great scam.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
We have a common friend. His name is Colin Quinn,
who had some heat. I guess that guy is loved
by everybody, but he's always complaining about stuff, like he
doesn't get the success. And one time we called him
and he was staying at your house, and then he
was complaining about how he changed the name of the
movie was called lake House, and he said, no, you
(22:24):
got to call it grown Ups because lake House is stupid.
And he said, how do you get the credit for it?
I should I deserve the credit for it? And all
that stuff is that is that's all true?
Speaker 6 (22:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (22:33):
I think I think he's the half curmudgeon act because
his whole thing is to be like U, the curmudgeon
guy like, well, listen, I was disrespect and that's fun.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
But but but he did.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
It was lake House.
Speaker 11 (22:50):
I think one of the problems was there was a
Sandra Bullock movie.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
Called Lakehouse that year.
Speaker 11 (22:54):
We're like, oh no, yeah right, and so that's forever
hang on my ride here. We couldn't think of a
good name. And Colin Camp was grown ups. Colin was great,
and I think the other thing he said was he
didn't get a car, and that was actually probably he
should have, but you know, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Was the last time situation he was on our show
and he goes, yeah, I'm staying at David Spade's house.
I'm like, yeah, how do you feel about it? He goes, well,
if anything, I deserve a house like this, not him,
and then he goes he goes, I had to call
for my cell phone because David was like, don't call
for my home number because then they'll get my home number.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Oh my god, who is David Strade?
Speaker 6 (23:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (23:40):
No, I love if Colin stayed with me because he
was one we kind of all at SNL. I would
run stuff by him and he always seemed to know
more than everybody about comedy and stuff. So Adam always
liked him. Everybody rock loves him. So he's one of
my New York if I go there, there's the three
(24:01):
guys I will check in with, but always funny and
always highly respected, like where.
Speaker 12 (24:07):
Everyone's like, oh, yeah, Colm's great.
Speaker 11 (24:09):
I can't even do a whole special boot when you
give me any subject in the world to come up
with an hour and they're like, he says, I'll do
one about the Constitution, Like I couldn't think of one
joke about the contant, no kidd And he does a
whole one man show about it, and I go, oh, well,
that's different.
Speaker 12 (24:24):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
I know it's funny because he has that Brooklyn accent,
and you're like, to hear a guy with that accent
talking so smart, it just doesn't fit.
Speaker 11 (24:32):
Yeah, he's very good, and I think people don't get
it at first, like wait, is he smart? Oh yeah,
everything he says is well thought out.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Yeah. One of the best at the TAF Theater June
eighth is David Spade and Dude, I got to tell you.
I tell everybody that, like if they're talking about like
something to watch on the weekends, whatever, the wrong Missy
is probably one of the best shows that I don't
want to say it's a hidden secret because I mean
it got like huge reviews and it did huge for Netflix.
Speaker 11 (24:59):
Right, Yeah, that was one that actually got good reviews,
which it's been a while, but I tell people I've
one hundred percent scoring Rotten Tomatoes, but that if you
add them all together. Yeah, but Wrong Missy actually did
well and it was and the girl Laura Lapkus who
plays Missy, was great as an R rated movie on Netflix,
and it was like an old school nineties rady comedy
(25:21):
and h and it did great for Netflix. So immediately
it went worldwide number one. And that was something I
hadn't experience. I hadn't been on Netflix except one movie,
the Smaller Movie. And when Wrong Missy, they were like, dude,
this thing is still number one. It's one of our
top ten of all time. I'm like, oh my god,
this is great. So that's Wrong Missy. I hear about
a lot and.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
I'll tell you at the end of the movie, like
I fall in love with the chick too, just like
you did, like you're kids.
Speaker 11 (25:46):
Yeah, I know, she's so cute. Yeah, she's so funny,
and it's really banana. She basically almost kills me, and
I'm like, you're the greatest.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Yeah, No, I mean it is. It is a great movie,
and anybody who hasn't seen it, you got to watch it.
And you know what, I know we only have a
certain amount of time. But David Spade June eighth at
the TAF Theater. I'm a big fan. I'm like what
they call a stand young peeps nowadays, but I'm psyched. Yeah,
and it's going to be a huge show. Bobby. Uh,
(26:16):
it's hard to say.
Speaker 11 (26:17):
I was going to be there, Bobby, Me and Mota
and Katherine Blandford And Cincinnati is great. My mom's from there.
Speaker 6 (26:23):
I haven't been there and I think only.
Speaker 11 (26:25):
The last tour, but yeah, I don't go there a lot.
So I said, let's make sure we go to Ohio.
And so we're going to a couple of places and
it's gonna be great. So and I know you've always
been helpful with me and pushing my stuff.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
I appreciate it. Yeah, dude, I was everything, lights out,
the show biz show, everything, and then once it seems
like once I start tweeting about it, it goes away.
So I'm done. Yeah, So I don't talk about flying
the wall. I don't talk about super Fly, I don't
talk about yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Yeah, don't curse it.
Speaker 11 (26:57):
Like Kylie Jenner's big boobs.
Speaker 8 (26:59):
Out of it.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Dude. Thanks for the time, man, and I'll be at
that show for sure. And uh I'm gonna hit up
Bobby about coming in that morning if you can. But
thanks a lot for the time.
Speaker 11 (27:10):
All right, I'll see you, buddy, Thank you very much.
Speaker 6 (27:12):
I love when Sarah at least reads her news wearing
her big chesticles.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Whoops, I mean spectacles. Cyril Jones from the Grave, get
after it, Sarah, Hell yes, hell, yes, hell yes.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Cissory Sarah.
Speaker 8 (27:34):
Let me feel.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Let me feel that.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Let me feel that. Scissor with Sarah, let me feel that.
Speaker 7 (27:39):
Can you feel that?
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Let me feel that, scissor, Sarah, Let me feel that.
Let me feel let me feel that at this point, scissor, Sarah,
can you feel that? Can you feel that? Let me
feel that?
Speaker 4 (27:49):
Day you.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Get it all in there, Christopher.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
So I think we need to establishtead. It's Sarah's time
all of the things.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
So harrabo gummies. They got these fizzy Coca Cola flavored ones.
I know I've actually never had them before. I've had
the normal harrowbows where it's like the rainbow flavored stuff.
But that's some trashy candy.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Yeah, big time.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
A little too much fizz though. Apparently this family in
the Netherlands.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Any candy would fizz is white trash ooh.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Or anything that's got the Coca cola.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Flavored Yeah, Coca cola, those.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Little wax candies yeah, or the root beer anything with
root beer or fizz or Coca cola anything.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Yeah, those little bottles. They have to like bite the
cap off and you're eating the wax. It's just trash yep.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
So this family in the Netherlands, they made a report
saying they all felt dizzy, yeah, after sharing a bag
of one of those uh those Coca cola gummies.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Yeah, it's called diabetes.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Oh I just don't even sound good. And I love
Coca cola, but not together. So after some samples were
taken from those gummies, officials found cannabis in them.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Boyd hell does that happen? Yeah, I know how that happens.
Some Jabron works at the shop at the place the
they make this a little factory, yeah, and sprinkled some
in there and said chuck it.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Out, dog, just to make the headlines and here we are.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Ye, So more people started coming forward saying that they
were feeling sick as well. So far, no bags in
the US were contaminated, and Haribo says they're working with
police to investigate just how this happened. Three different giant
size of those family bags were contaminated.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
With the weed though.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Yeah, and whether this was done on purpose or by accident,
I agree with you. I think this was someone in
the factory that was just messing around one way or another.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Yeah, you're telling me like I would never even when
I was growing up, I would never drink that stuff
called squirt because I know because because I know that
there was some guy that hated his job that did
something to the can of squirt at the factory put
his own. Yeah, check it out, dude, you no, I've
(30:15):
never thought that about that. In order to protect yourself,
you gotta think like like like a exactly.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
So Harribo said, they're recalling the entire stock in the Netherlands, and.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
What do you need to really think about yourself?
Speaker 5 (30:32):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (30:32):
Did they actually still sell that stuff? Squirt? Is that
even still a drink? Where do you get that stuff?
Speaker 2 (30:41):
I'm not saying it again, anything that I drink that
tastes like scrape. This just isn't good anyway.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
What's it called?
Speaker 2 (30:56):
So these gummies, everybody that purchased them in the nether
lens Harribo says, yeah, they're going to get a fool refund.
But imagine your little kids like five, and they're sick
from weed because they're eating those little gummies.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
But the Netherlands, that stuff's like, I mean, that's where
all that stuff is just rampant anyways. Right, it's just
a way of life out there.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
I mean, I guess it's kind of it's all legal everywhere, but.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Pretty much go to the banks. They have it in
your squirt.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Don't you have some update on a new place coming
to OTR your favorite spot?
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Oh yeah, you're telling me about it off air.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
I just love when these places open up and OTR,
especially when.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
It's uh, I know, Chris is really excited about this one.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Well, because every time these places open uh it's not
even OTR, it's ever anytime they open up some weird
spot where they're trying to be like anything that Portland,
Oregon would open up. They they you know, it's like, oh,
we're one of these places it's never been done before.
That means it's never going to stay open.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
You never know.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
I do know, so I guess I know going to
be on the air going I support.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
I'm gonna tell you what it is.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
So doors open up today at noon at this place
called the Tenth Island Tiki Bar and Grill.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
I guess it's near that pool.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Over shaved dice, noodle salad, mahi fish tacos.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
Kno getting in Dallas and mahi fish tacos. Yeah, go
do it and whatever. Piggy Mac is Piggy Mac. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
So a new spot in OTR today. I know Christopher,
he'll be out there today checking it out.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Piggy Max's are the name of the girls? Are going
to see her on that pool?
Speaker 3 (32:33):
The nice You're going to see what is wrong with you?
I'm actually looking up what it's.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Going to be, all the all the stuff you're laughing
at when the mice go off. You know, you're right,
that's probably.
Speaker 5 (32:46):
What this is.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Why I don't go to public pools. I don't need
people making fun of me. Done.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Good luck to the Netherlands and all their cannabis jummies
out there.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
It's the third of June. It's uh, Anderson Cooper's birthday today.
He's the gay dude on CNN.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
I mean it's true, all right?
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Yeah, all right? Then. Also, it's Tony Curtis's birthday, but
he died in twenty ten, so who cares Curtis Mayfield's birthday?
He died in nineteen ninety nine. He's dead. Who cares?
Speaker 6 (33:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (33:30):
There's really nothing else?
Speaker 3 (33:31):
Oh heartlets Oh hold.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
On, we have anything good today besides Anderson Cooper's birthday.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Here's one on this day. In nineteen eighty seven, the
BBC band George Michael song I Want Your Sex from
Daytime Radio. Oh yeah, yeah. I remember MTV having an
issue with people complaining about that, yep, And I remember going,
how do people complain like, I don't know the numbered MTV? Like,
how do you like write a letter? Who cares?
Speaker 3 (33:54):
How are we communicating with that? What's going on here?
Speaker 5 (33:57):
Stupid?
Speaker 1 (33:59):
On this stay. In two thousand and one, the very
sexy Tina Fey married Second City TV director Jeff Richmond.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
I love Tina Fey.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
She's awesome.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
She's super funny, super sexy, like in her own unique way,
a rock and she was in charge.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
She was the boss lady, before this whole wave of
women's you know, let's have the women take control and
all that stuff. She was doing it way before anybody else.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
Oh yeah, she's super cool. She's been doing it for
a long time.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
On this day in two thousand and nine, David Carradine
was found dead in his hotel room. He was hanging
by a rope in the closet. Now, oh, it wasn't
a suicide. It was that autoerotic apphyxiation he was.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
They tried to choke themselves out. Well, they're taking care
of something very good, So you know, of course I
know about that.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
While your husband doing that, you know what.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
I have no idea how I would react if I
walked in and saw my has been hanging there while
trying to take care of himself.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
What the hell are you gonna do? Scream? Call the police,
try to get him down, Send you a photo, send
me a video of it. Oh my gosh, what do
you do when you walk in on your significant other
trying to do that?
Speaker 1 (35:17):
I don't know. Don't worry. I don't worry about it.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
It's something I've never thought that after worry about.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
On this day in nineteen eighty five, the Run DMC
album King of Rock. It went gold, Rocked Up, Buddy, Don't.
Speaker 11 (35:32):
Direct, that's on top and run I'm Connected, Get the
Right to Look and another Rappers cast Tennis, but give.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Us a sight Oh on this Day. In nineteen ninety four,
Sound Gardens album super Unknown with a fell on Black Day,
spoon Man, Black Hole Sun. It was certified platinum and
ended up going five times flating them in ninety six.
That's a gigantic album and a good album. In nineteen
eighty five, On This Day, No Jacket Required from Phil
Collins that ended up going double black Leo with studio.
(36:10):
All the goal is on there, that's on this Day
in it a five. So there you go. How about that?
You good?
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (36:15):
All right, good, because I'm done talking about all this stuff.
It's the third of June. A couple of things that
we were well off the radio talking about that.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Christ you need to take a drink, yep, maybe struggling.
Speaker 4 (36:28):
The thing is is uh.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
We were talking about my old days of eating this.
We used to have a candy machine in the building
and I used to rob this row of big.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Texas big cinnamon roll Yes.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
And Dave the engineer. I always walk by his office
every day. I'd get off the air and get this
thing called the Big Texas and it helped me get
to almost three hundred pounds, and.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
David shout out Big Texas.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
I would walk by and you would just hear me
opening it up, and then Dave would just go and,
uh God, that thing. And I could smell it now,
and I would just as soon as you rip.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Open, like as soon as that little wrapper rips open, Yeah,
just the waff of a bakery takes over your nostrils,
Like I'm salivating thinking of that thing.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
But what's amazing is like you read the stats on it.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Right, I've got all of your dietary.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
But I didn't think it was that's over here. I mean,
it isn't what you read off. Isn't that bad. I
thought it was worse.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
And it's worth it four hundred and twenty calories, okay.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
But the sugar crash I would have, I mean I've
told you I would fall asleep in that bathroom afterward,
like like two hours later, I would have that crash.
And that time I fell asleep for like forty five minutes,
and nobody cares.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
Yes, sixty three carbs. I think this is worth it.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
No, I'm not going back to that.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
Just google the photo of the Big Texas.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Oh my god, You'll start drooling all over your phone
or your laptop or whatever. It just it looks so good,
that big purple font. Yes, an award winning. It's got
a gold sticker on.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
On the machine. God, I forgot what number it was too,
because I would just walk up and just hit the number.
I knew it. He's kind of like playing battleship on
the machine.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Gee, and then if you hit the wrong one. But yeah,
there's this gold sticker on front of the Big Texas.
He had the championship belt and it says Pastry of
the Year five years in a row. Way better than
a pop tart, and I love pop tarts, but if
(38:48):
I'm picking one or the other, I'm going to Texas.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
It was always funny because it would run out because
it's so good. Yeah, but it would run out, and
then like the guy would come and refill it, and
I would be like, once, don't you have two rose
dedicated to this? And then the guy would just look
at me. I'll like, what, No, it's one row. I'm like,
well it keeps selling out, So it wouldn't it be
a better you'd make more money and have two rows.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
We need to just dedicate an entire vending machine to.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
The big test. It's called the Big Texas Machine. Oh yeah,
and then you'd make more money.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Now I'm hungry just looking at these photos of this thing.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
But it was like the whole conversation was awkward. It's
kind of like that whole like in a spinal tap,
the whole going to eleven. Uh, It's like, well, why
don't you just have ten v the loudest he goes,
but this goes to eleven? But it was like, why
don't you have the two rows?
Speaker 3 (39:35):
Work smarter?
Speaker 1 (39:37):
And it's like, it's only the one row.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
I would be fine with a whole vending machine dedicated
to like breakfast snacks like.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
This, No I do. We don't need a machine around here.
You know, the only machine is me.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Would you fall victim to this thing again?
Speaker 1 (39:53):
The machine in here? It was kind of bad for
all of our health, one hundred percent.
Speaker 8 (39:58):
It was it is.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
I love you Big yes, God bless you Big Texas,
but it's time to move to another family. He's been
on hold for about two hours now let's figure out
what he wants.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
That is some dedication, Country.
Speaker 4 (40:13):
Jeff dedicate home to the station.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Yeah, great, dedicates his whole life.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
Country Jeff. We've had some people call the talk back
wanting you to be done with our show and we'll.
Speaker 4 (40:35):
See mostly from what I understand that you're going to
start your own rock man and leave Cincinnati anyway. That's true,
but it's going to be the Coach It's going to
be the Sayer Leave show and it's going to be
the Coach Jeff show.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (40:50):
Yeah, Country Jeff and I are taking over you Van.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (40:53):
And we're getting a big old studio in you because
you keep complaining about a small studio where you where to.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Big studio at Yeah so, Jeff.
Speaker 5 (41:08):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
But people like they're big fans of our buddy Tyler
that calls in. They're like, you got to get rid
of Jeff and we love Tyler. Tyler.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
Who's that that angry guy or whatever?
Speaker 3 (41:20):
Sweet?
Speaker 4 (41:21):
Yeah, no, no, I don't know. You guys got someone
named Angry Rodney or something. I don't know who Tyler is.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
Well, everybody else loves him.
Speaker 3 (41:30):
He listens every morning, just like you.
Speaker 4 (41:34):
I listen every morning on you know, our heart radio
to the show. Yeah, and then you figure out what's
going on today.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Yeah. Uh but yeah he calls in and uh but
he's nice and he doesn't beg for stuff and doesn't
yell and threaten me.
Speaker 4 (41:51):
No, I've never threatened you. Oh see, I got disrespected
by you and I touched you. You're not going to
talk pay to me? Oh that's what I did.
Speaker 11 (42:02):
I checked you, whistle, I'll you out take it easy
with the f bum.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
So wait a minute. So so so you didn't scream
and threaten me, Chris, do you have the table?
Speaker 5 (42:15):
No?
Speaker 4 (42:15):
I got angry what you tweeted back?
Speaker 1 (42:18):
You got you go?
Speaker 4 (42:19):
Oh I walked bah bah you know whatever you walk
around Twitter or something stupid or at whatever they call it.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
I didn't block you, I see, Yeah you did. No,
I muted you, so I don't see your your nonsense.
Speaker 4 (42:34):
No, a lot of my stuff made sense. Everything I
didn't make sense, Like if I was a TikTok and
probably make a million dollars.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
Yeah, well you shouldn't up. Yeah, you should let us
know how it goes. You're the only guy that I
know that that just stops at making millions of dollars.
Speaker 4 (42:52):
Whoa I tried, and then you know sometimes like sometimes
like do you Max said, sometimes you slip your following?
Speaker 1 (42:59):
Yeah up, yeah, well you know you got to be like, uh,
it'll be like Nemo. You just got to keep swimming,
Jeff keep.
Speaker 4 (43:05):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (43:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Yeah, speaking of how are your fish doing that? You
feed beer too?
Speaker 3 (43:13):
Yeah, I'm worried about.
Speaker 4 (43:14):
Yeah, they're in the motel, but now I'm not to
get gataway.
Speaker 5 (43:20):
Oh yeah, read road.
Speaker 4 (43:21):
It's a crazy place here. But yeah, luckily my fist
is surviving and my house eaters in there too.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
So so you you still give them beer, right or whiskey?
Speaker 5 (43:32):
You know?
Speaker 4 (43:32):
No, I just said that one time. You No, that
was a shot of Oh that was just morton.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Okay, so you're still at that you still live at
that hotel?
Speaker 4 (43:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Yeah. Is there prostitutes there?
Speaker 4 (43:44):
Oh there's a lot. There's like this, there's a lot
of them. Yeah, you got to watch out for throw
a lot of them too, because one of them that's
how my cell phones and this and that's how my
food stamp cords. And you gotta watch out sat So
you can't leave stuff laying around them. The prostitutes they're
(44:07):
not normal, Like, they're not like normal regular women that
will look at you, try to take anything.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
Really, so these prostitutes will still steal your stuff. Do
they hook up with you? Jeff?
Speaker 4 (44:20):
Oh yeah, some of them do.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
No really, so you you've hooked up with some of
the prostitutes at your hotel, some.
Speaker 4 (44:25):
Of the good book of them. Yeah, but some of
the ones look like, you know, defensive linemens for the
Cincinnati Bengals. I don't matter.
Speaker 3 (44:32):
Really, he's got standards, Kristopher.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
Would they do better than the actual wait?
Speaker 3 (44:39):
Could they protect you?
Speaker 4 (44:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
Will they walk out on their contracts? Oh?
Speaker 5 (44:47):
My god?
Speaker 3 (44:48):
Serious question though?
Speaker 1 (44:50):
All right, Well, Jeff, it was good talking to you.
All right, So.
Speaker 4 (44:55):
Really ain't got a problem with you.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
I'm not really worried about it because you've blocked. I
didn't block you, but I'm not.
Speaker 4 (45:04):
God bless you, and take it easy. Wherever you said
your band's going to, and I'm glad you're leaving Cincinnati,
go back to Philadelphia.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
No, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 3 (45:13):
Oh that's it Philadelphia.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
So he calls from the from the phone in the room,
so that's why he gets a hold so long. Yeah,
he's not calling from him so.
Speaker 3 (45:23):
They can actually hear the phone hang up. Yeah, yeah,
I miss being able to do that.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
I know that was good. When people would get mad,
they would slam the phone down.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
God, you can't do that anymore. And then you try
to aggressively like hit the but the end button.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
You can't hit it.
Speaker 5 (45:36):
I know.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
The anger is just not there with the with the
hitting the button anymore.
Speaker 3 (45:41):
We can rely on Country Jeff for that sort of
thing though. That's good.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
And cursing me out. It's the Kid Chris Show, Cincinnati's
rock station. It's eb ED
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