July 1, 2025 • 37 mins
An Unflinching Look at Cincinnati's Violent Summer: KiddChris and Sara dive into the alarming increase in violence across Cincinnati, describing recent incidents as "one of the most violent nights ever".
Multiple shootings in areas like OTR's Hannah Park and Walnut Hills, with particular concern raised that many involve children.
A brutal, 10-person fight at The Banks late on a Friday night, sparking discussions about public safety and the surprising reality of violence erupting near family-friendly events.
A Tragic Motorcycle Accident: Learn the unfortunate details of a 23-year-old motorcycle rider who died after falling off the Taylor Southgate Bridge, reportedly while distracted by his cell phone and trying to make a video.
Sara has the story about a father who jumped 50 feet off a Disney cruise ship to rescue his 5-year-old daughter after she fell overboard from the fourth deck. Both were rescued unharmed after 20 minutes in the water, a testament to the power of adrenaline and quick action. This dramatic account leads to a relatable discussion about the sheer panic of losing a child, referencing KiddChris’ own terrifying experience when his daughter disappeared in a hotel elevator.
"Things That Make Sarah Go Ew" Contest: This popular segment features listeners calling in to share their most disgusting, real-life stories to try and make host Sara visibly react with an "Ew!".
KiddChris is excited about his tweet exchange with Weather Gal Ginger Zee! He also chimes in on the ongoing debate about funding public libraries versus schools.
Multiple shootings in areas like OTR's Hannah Park and Walnut Hills, with particular concern raised that many involve children.
A brutal, 10-person fight at The Banks late on a Friday night, sparking discussions about public safety and the surprising reality of violence erupting near family-friendly events.
A Tragic Motorcycle Accident: Learn the unfortunate details of a 23-year-old motorcycle rider who died after falling off the Taylor Southgate Bridge, reportedly while distracted by his cell phone and trying to make a video.
Sara has the story about a father who jumped 50 feet off a Disney cruise ship to rescue his 5-year-old daughter after she fell overboard from the fourth deck. Both were rescued unharmed after 20 minutes in the water, a testament to the power of adrenaline and quick action. This dramatic account leads to a relatable discussion about the sheer panic of losing a child, referencing KiddChris’ own terrifying experience when his daughter disappeared in a hotel elevator.
"Things That Make Sarah Go Ew" Contest: This popular segment features listeners calling in to share their most disgusting, real-life stories to try and make host Sara visibly react with an "Ew!".
KiddChris is excited about his tweet exchange with Weather Gal Ginger Zee! He also chimes in on the ongoing debate about funding public libraries versus schools.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hopefully you're living out there, because it was like one
of the most violent nights ever in Cincinnati.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Oh yeah, I just saw there was another shooting in
r at this place called Hannah Park, and then there
was and then there was this one in Walnut Hills,
and I feel like there's a third.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
The cops couldn't keep up. I guess last night. How
sad is that?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I mean, I know it ramps up in the summer,
but it's like, what's going on? And you know, a
lot of these shootings involved kids, and like when I
was a kid, I was playing Donkey Kong eating fruit
by the foot in the comfort of my home. So
this is sad.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I was a g I was out there, man, I
was out there. I was spraying peeps. This is my right.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Oh my gosh. Yeah, stay safe out there.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
No no go go to OTR go to the banks.
Have it, man, do it.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
There was a brutal fight at the banks on Friday night.
I think it was some time around mid night, one
o'clock in the morning, like ten people fighting each other
rolling around.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
If you're just after a red thing, yeah you're just walking.
You get your stroller with your kid and stuff and
all of a sudden, the fight breaks out. You think,
you think, while this rumbles happening, you're gonna be like,
watch out, bro, there's a stroller. No, they're gonna plow
right for your kid.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
It was a late one too, because they had a
fireworks show.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
And coming out, coming out after your kid after the fireworks,
your kids are all happy, and all of a sudden.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Mom, why are there ten people rolling around on the floor.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
That's after you're asking why is it so smoky? And
what's that smell? Oh? That's pot Are.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
They still checking ideas? I don't are these I mean,
is that even still a thing at the banks?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Don't know?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
It was for a bit.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Well, now they're too busy chasing all the shots from
shot spotter.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
They need like twenty more police officers in each area
of the city.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Well, they need swat, they need the coast Guard at
this point.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
And I know the.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Crazy thing is, yeah, the coast Guard. Honestly, the crazy
thing is is right there at the banks. The police
station is in the middle of.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
It all I know. But they're right next to the
Holy Grail and everything. It's empty because they're out there
chasing bullets.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
I know.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I hate seeing those. It's just a rough situation all there.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I only hear about it when I'm driving into work
because I live out in uh leave it to beaver Land,
so I don't I don't hear any of it, don't
know what's going on until I come into work and
to go. We had a lot of shootings downtown, Like
I don't live down there them well.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
And it's not even just downtown. There was one in
Middletown the other day, wasn't there. I mean, it's happening.
It's happening in some of these neighborhoods.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Wow. Yeah, but I think that Fairfield.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Was going down the other day. Where I'm from.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Lunatic stuff. There's there's you know, lunatics standoffs.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
But yeah, you live in cushy little Loveland, Yeah you
should be fine. Yeah you had a cicada issue, but
that's kind of that's gone.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah, they were, they had their own gang war fair
going on.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
They were just got those things around of here.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
They were just slutty.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
They were just looking for a good time. Not for
a long time.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
There's no there's no activity around where I live, none whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
You're probably in the most quiet area of the entire
try states.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I'm in the middle of a big apartment complex area.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Isn't a bunch of old people too?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
No, it's not that I wish it was. Yeah, and then, uh,
it's quiet and there is no activity, especially in my
apartment I lived. No, I wish there was some lady
sitting on my lap.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Well, that ain't gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
So it's just me eating pop corners and watching documentaries.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
What the hell is a pop corner?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Those are the bag of those those uh those chip things.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I got to look these up.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah. Hello over there, that's Sarah Good. She's got a
theme song that means important stuff is coming to your
ear hole every single time, right and.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Tears get after it, Sarah.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Hell, yes, here's my guy. Let me what's going on
out there, Sarah?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Come on for Kings Island had opened up on Monday morning.
Reports are saying that portions of the park were without
the power, so a bunch of rides had to shut down.
No one knew what was going on, and the park
stayed open while the staff was trying to figure out
the issue. So that's good. You could walk around and
have your funnel cake and why what you could? But
(04:43):
it turns out an animal interfered with a power supply line,
so they say, since then the line has been repaired
and things are opening back up again, so you should
be good for today. But yeah, some little animal caused
all that drama for Kings Island.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Didn't say what it was.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
They didn't say. My guess is probably.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
A little raccom.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yeah, yeah, maybe a squirrel apass them. You know, there's
a lot of trees and stuff out there, a lot
of wildlife, so he knows what snuck in. But yeah,
just one little animal causing all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yesterday, Remember that one douche that dropped his phone and
then he went to try to get it and he
got hit by the ride and died.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Yeah, that took a turn. That was just last year.
Well and that was last year. And then speaking of
cell phones, that was the cause of the motorcycle accident
over the weekend. That was apparently the motorcycle rider he
was riding with his cell phone and he was messing
around with it and flew right off the bridge.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Oh and then he went like after it or something
or he tried to grab it and it flew off
the he flew off the bridge.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I just was I was reading the article. It was
a guy who was twenty three years old, and they
found his body last night. Unfortunately didn't make it, but
people that were riding around him said he was messing
with his cell phone. It looked like he was making
a video or doing something with it and lost control
of his motorcycle and went right off the Taylor Southgate Bridge.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Isn't at the second one too? Didn't?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Another guy flew off his motorcycle too. What is right
there in downtown kind of near.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
The arena right right right?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I don't know just where. There's a lot of violence
going on.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
You were talking about that yesterday. Sarah and I off
the air and she was like, to Cincinnati. So I'm like, yes,
I lived everywhere in the country and this town, I swear,
I've said it so many times. Yeah, everything interesting happens here.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
So this stuff is not just going on all around
the country, like we just got some weird stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
We don't shoot gorillas in other parts of the country.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Why do you have to bring harambe because it never
happens anywhere else, And in other parts of the country,
people don't just fall.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Off bridges and stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
What a rough way to go.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Now, violence didn't in their downtowns that that happens the
other places.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yeah, my husband is from Saint Louis and they're in
downtown area.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
There's been a problem for a long time.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
And they've got a really nice area too, near Ballpark
Village and all the bars and restaurants and hotels and
it's anyway.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
But it's that arch thing that makes all the violence.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Right, they're in the park. Yeah, that's a nice area too.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yeah, but it makes you, it makes it makes you
angry when you see that thing, you start shooting people.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
You're ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
No, it does.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Have you been to the arch before.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I've never been to Saint Louis really No.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I was up in the arch about ten years ago.
It's very tiny up there, Like you go up and
you feel real claustrophobic. I'm like, all right, I've seen enough,
get me out of the arch. So it was a
one and done for me. But aside from that, Kings Island,
if you were there yesterday, you didn't get the full experience.
They're saying that your ticket will be good for any
other operational day for the rest of the season. So
(07:46):
if you want to go back today, if with your
ticket from yesterday. You're good to go.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Oh that's good because usually like those tickets will have
in small print that if anything happens, yeah, yeah, you
know whatever. I think that's cool.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
At Kings Island they're like, hey, you didn't get to
write all the stuff you wanted to because I was
a little animal that messed everything up.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Come on back in go to that Starbucks. It's gigantic
in it and it's freezing Ooh, you.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Need to cool down. You'll get one of those smurf
cones for me, the blue and Vanilla swirl.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
That's Starbucks. I have to wear my snowmobile outfit when
I go there because it's so cold in there.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
It's awesome, but that's what you need when you're walking
around in this heat and the rain and the humidity
and everything. It's really refreshing.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Well, thank you. That is Sarah Elise everybody, and I
am your handsome kid. Chris.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
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on gal send me a hiss by wire.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Baby, My hig's on fire.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
If you refuse me, honey, you lose me, then you'll
bel up you lolo baby, telephone and tell me I'm here.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
On.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
This is sports.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
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Speaker 1 (09:00):
You're good singer?
Speaker 7 (09:01):
That is that the tapes from White Oak Junior High School?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I just kicked your seg with like a little top
hat and a cane.
Speaker 7 (09:08):
Is that from our man?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
That's your singing man? Is that is that a I?
Speaker 5 (09:12):
Oh, hello, my baby, l o, my honey, l my
rack on g sung me a fiss by water.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Baby, my honk's on fire.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
If you refuse me, honey, you lose me, then you'll
be left you lolo baby, telephone and tell me.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I'm your own. You're good, thank you, thank you. I'm like,
what can I say?
Speaker 7 (09:39):
Reminds me of that the comm that the cartoon out there? Yeah,
Reds of day Wiler wilear Bray, you hit a grand
slam and inside the park Homer is the Red Sox
down the Reds last night, thirteen to six. Boston knocks
off or knocked out the Red starter, Chase Burns out
of the game seven runs of the first inning and
(10:00):
in his second big league start, and they say he
was tipping pitches. Yeah, but who knows what That was
a painful way he was pitching. It was like he
was going to throw a fastball if it was one way.
I guess somebody must have.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
They were all whispering over there in the dugout.
Speaker 7 (10:19):
I'll bray you as the sixth player in Major league
history and the second Red Sox player since nineteen thirty
nine to separately hit a grand slamming inside the park
homer in the same game. Brady Singer goes for the
Reds tonight they try to even things up at Fenway.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
At seven to ten.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Let's get it done.
Speaker 7 (10:35):
Red centerfielder Spencer Steeer is the NAS League Player of
the Week that at five twenty two, nine fifty seven
slugging percentage in a three homer game last Friday against
the Padres. Hunter Green's got a live bullpen session schedule
for tomorrow at Fenway Park. He'll throw again this weekend
in Philadelphia before going out on the rehab assignment, trying
to get that groin right. Finally, FC Cincinnati home this
(10:58):
Saturday against the chicag I'll go fire.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Yeah, they're they're they're blowing off all the cobwebs in
that stadium right now. I know I have been there
in a month.
Speaker 7 (11:06):
Like I said, let's see tennis Wimbledon first round action
coming up today Katie as Cincinnati's Katie mc valley as
they're opening round matchup against Britain's Jody burrogo good luck
to it. So when you're watching that over Wimbledon yesterday,
he could have had at one match with Carlos al
Charez lasted four and a half hours, you could you
(11:32):
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Speaker 1 (11:52):
I know once you, once you have one of those subs, man,
you just stand up, hello, my baby, hell.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Yeah, sun me what I want. If you refuse me, honey,
you lose me, then you'll beloved you lolo baby, telephone
and tell.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Me I'm your own with the little top. Unbelievable Andy
mack boy, what stations giving it to him?
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Off?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Right here, baby, right here, if you re you refuse me.
I'm one O two seven WBN. My kids are gone,
so I'm pretty lost.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah, what the heck are you doing with the free time? Now?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
I mean I was at home just I feel like your.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Life revolves around your daughters.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
And that's all.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
It was.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Work, Yeah, that's all it was. So I was on
the couch with my laptop working, working on what well
this was this dumb show? And I all night well,
I mean I was watching TV. I was watching, Uh
you know, I watched David Muir on ABC because he's
from Syracuse and I grew up watching him on on
(13:01):
wtv H channel five there in Syracuse.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
I think you have a guy crushed on him. Well,
and also ginger Z, I know, I saw your creepy tweet.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
It's other creepy about that.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
It's a little creepy, of course, taking a photo of
her while she's on TV doing the weather.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I always do. And she looked beautiful.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Oh yeah, she's done it.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
I know. And I and all I said because I
always tweet to her because she follows me, and whenever
she's on I'm always like, oh, she looks good, because
I like it. When she's out in the bad weather,
she wears a ball cap and she just looks regular.
I love that. But last night she looked like she
was dressed up, like she was getting ready after work.
She was going to go to Jeff Ruby's or something.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Uh, oh, she probably had a hot date.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Well all right, and I said that. I said, she's
looking good, looks like she's going out to dinner. And
she responded, I.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Know, Christopher. I was happy for you.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Yeah. So anyway, so that is on its way to
get it. It's getting printed out a T shirt and
I'm going to be wearing it that. She responded to me.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
You know what, it's the little things, and I'm glad
that they make you happy.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
I had my phone on all night and I on
my ginger zy pillowcases. I was holding the phone.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
See that's not creepy at all. Why don't you man
up and slide into the DMS.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Want me to right now?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
You should? Yeah, life is too short to not.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
What should I write to her? Just hey, I don't
know how to do it.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Just go to her page. She hit the message button
on Twitter.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
And what she's she's married though.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Oh well, then forget it.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Leave her alone.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I don't know her personal life, so I don't stalk
ginger Zy.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I was just tweeting that, you know, she's a hobby
and stuff, and then she started following me. I'm like,
that's weird.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
She's like this guy supports me. I appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Yeah, I was cool of her, I know, and I'm
surprised that she actually wrote back.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Or maybe she listens.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Maybe she she's on the air the show.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
She could be a podcast supporter.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
No, she's not.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
You don't know that.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
One guy, one guy underneath put a picture or a
meme of a guy taking a shot at a basketball game,
and he goes, shoot your shot, bro, Why not leave
her alone?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
I didn't know about the whole marriage thing. No, probably
not a good idea.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
No, she's responding and she's thrown it out there because
she's like, look, it's not that fun at home. I
want to come to your apartment.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Any to not say that she used all periods when
she responded to you as well, like she was trying
to make a point when you use periods instead of
like exclamation points. She's just trying to make a point
with you.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
I don't even understand what that means.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Okay, because I speak girl language here, let's see, I
have to.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Go two years she wrote the same dress I had
on twelve hours ago for GMA, and I've I've got
to get home and get straight to bed because I've
got a big couple of days. But that's a nice thought.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Yeah, just kept it very simple, professional and to the point.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Well, I was like, don't get out of yourself. I'm
not going out to dinner here, like I'm just going
to bed.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Yeah. No, which is fine. I'm surprised she even rolled back,
because you know, I would imagine she gets bombarded.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
With the guy responded to that and said, why do
so many people feel the need to make negative comments
about you?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Want to there about that? It was filled with my
tweet was filled with heart heart emojis.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Yeah, I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Because he was trying to see block.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
But you know what, Chris, I'm glad that she responded.
That was nice for her to do, especially since she
has over two million followers. No, I am, and I'm
sure she misses a lot of stuff on there. No,
she only waited two million followers, two million followers, and
she follows me back. I'm really happy for you, Chris.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
She must have went because I don't know who follows me.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Now, your guy John Cena.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Yeah, he follows me too, but we don't. He doesn't
like you know, he doesn't.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
I'm like, why does John Cena follow? And he follows
so many people?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
I know, I don't know why he does that. I
don't think he does his own thing. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
I don't know what's going on. But if you go
to his page, she has fourteen million followsollowers and he
follows one million people.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
I don't know why he does that.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
What is going on with John c or Twitter?
Speaker 1 (17:06):
And well? The Twitter sucks because I don't follow anybody,
and I have a bunch of people on my for you.
I'm like, well, I don't follow anybody.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Yeah, but you're probably liking stuff, acknowledging things. If you
stop on an article, it picks up your interest.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I know, but I don't. Before it was better because
I didn't have anything on the for you.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Well, what's showing up on your for you page?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Uh? Elon Musk always shows up, which is because he
owns it, and I don't. I don't care what he
has to say because I don't I know he's going.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
To stay in your face. He's like, you don't follow
anybody at least a don't forget about me.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Oh yeah, and then if I go under following, it
shows me a bunch of stuff. I don't follow any
of these people.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Oh well, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
So Twitter's a joke.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
I love Twitter. I think it's fun.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Our phone number is five one three seven four nine
one o two seven coming up. I got these talkbacks
people hitting us up with a bunch of stuff, all right,
and uh, I don't know if you want to win
all Elite wrestling tickets later on this morning, we can
play that game that we shelved for a little while,
but it's back. We can play it. Okay. Things that
(18:13):
make Sarah go ew okay, you know, things that happened
in your life that were like disgusting or whatever. Tell
those stories to Sarah and I'm yeah, because you flip out,
(18:34):
yeah yeah, yeah, And all I thought. I thought about
that yesterday when we were talking about the the that
uh that documentary with Blake in the poop Yeah, the
Poop Cruise, And she just kept going in her face
is get yeah. Yeah, So I thought would be fun
if any stories or anything you want to share with us,
(18:54):
and if you could get Sarah just to flip.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Out and don't make anything up to yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Be real about it. And if I if I call
you on it, I'm hanging up.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
We can tell if it's face.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Yeah. But if you have any of those stories, I'll
get you tickets for all Elite wrestling. So in one hour.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
They get.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
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Speaker 1 (19:26):
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because we have the theme I loved.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Fourth of July.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
You want to sparkle it.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
No, at the end of the day, you want to
outduel the rest of the block. Then you'd have to
light off the big firework. Remember that was an announcement.
I'm lighting it up. Forty eight dollars. One, get on
the car.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Cut be on the car.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Get your probably kept behind the car. What's going on? Man,
Get in the house, kept behind the screen window.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Hurry up, he's flying off.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Forty eight dollars. One hold you up.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
What does he do?
Speaker 4 (20:04):
That's the thing? I don't know. Flit flick, it goes
on his bag, you know, try to put it up,
don't touch it. It's still I don't know. It'still bad
o col what's going on here, little dude? What's that
(20:38):
the forty eight dollars?
Speaker 1 (20:39):
One?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Look at the show?
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Oh it's a great Jim Brewer.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
So funny, dude. My uncle puts on a show every
year for the Fourth of July, always saves that expensive,
big one for the very end and has to make
an announcement about it.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
So well. The house I lived in, we had it's
in a call to sack. And one day, it was
around fourth of July. We were outside and I had
a bunch of fireworks, and the neighbor, Jerry, was out
with me and I had the kids with me.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
And I and you setting off fire.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I let one bottle rocket off, and Jerry and I
are just standing there with the kids, and it went
flying into the neighbor's backyard, and we both looked at
each other and ran into our house.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Parties over.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
I get too nervous.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I'll play with sparklers, but ain't no way am I
setting off the fireworks?
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Oh way, I am.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Not coordinated enough for that. I leave. It's my uncle
that he's really good at it.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Hey, by the way, you know, Sarah, I don't get
like a political or anything. I don't know if this
is political or not. I guess it is because that's
a dud with like our governor or whatever. But there's
like this big thing about money with the libraries and stuff.
The public libraries.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah, what's going on with that?
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Whether to fund them or something. When was the last
time you went to a library?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
When I was in elementary school? But they have their
own libraries, right, So why is.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
There a big thing over these I'm sitting there watching TV,
going why are we why do these libraries even exist?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
I am kind of wondering that. I feel like someday
they won't because yeah, the libraries are in.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
The schools, but the schools are are are are?
Speaker 2 (22:30):
And what do you do when they're closed? Though? And
you got to have some place to go in the summertime?
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Who does kids, especially to go to the library.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
I used to My mom would take me once a week.
We'd go get a book and exchange them and go
get ice cream.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
It's a thing. It's not a thing. Damn.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
My friend my friends, she baby sits John and Dorria's
kids and she brings their daughters to the library once
a week. It's it's definitely a thing.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
No, it's they got their phones and iPads.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
You got to balance it out and grab a book
once a week in the summertime.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
No, they're see. I could see it to get rid
of it because these schools, like I have to pick
up my kids from school during the school time because
they cut buses, So the schools are getting choked out,
but the libraries are going to be staying open. Forget it.
You can put that money into the into the schools.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
I see both ways, I really do. I mean, I see,
I've got friends that are parents and they take them
in the summer. It's it's more of a summertime thing
than anything.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Okay, time else. Trust me, these parents are going to
be thinking differently when their kids are older and they're
going to have to take time off from work to
go pick them up out of high school.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Yeah, it depends on the driving point of your life
you're at with your kids.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
We'll see.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
I don't know, it's just another day. I'm glad. I
just have a dog.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Yeah, right, we don't have to go to the library.
I'm home during the day because you know, not everybody's
got a morning show where they can.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Be Yeah, you and your wife have that luxury of
having flexibility so that not everybody does.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
So I'm speaking for the common man right when.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Both parents are working nine to fives. I mean my
best friends Steven and Chelsea, they both have nine to
five jobs and they've got a baby and a toddler.
That's that's a lot of challenges right there.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
So do I bring yours? It's infotainment from your morning mate.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
We got you.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
She's here to drop some canoledge on you.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Oh this is some wild canledge. So there's this dad
and his daughter and they're trending all over social media
making the headlines. After this really scary situation over the weekend,
this dad with some serious dad strength had to jump
off a Disney cruise ship.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
I would do it.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
I know you would. It's called the Disney Dream after
his daughter. I think she's about five years old, super
little kid. She fell overboard. No idea how she was
drinking a little too many margarite, many.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Free ice cream cones from machine. I've been on those stoat.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I love those machines. You just walk up to one
with a cone. Yep, So I guess you fell overboard
from the fourth deck. The report says the fourth deck
of this ship is one of the lowest publicly accessible platforms,
about fifty feet though yep, from above the water line.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Would I would have probably made it to the water
before my kid if I saw that happen. You know
what I mean?
Speaker 8 (25:22):
Mid air?
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Yes, I guess.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
This area contains bars, a theater, outdoor, running tracks, some restaurants,
and it is like an open air deck and the
railings are chest high to an adult way above kids' heads.
And they say the railings have some plexiglass panels over
them to prevent climbing. How this kid managed to get
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into the Atlantic?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Was there a gorilla down there throwing the kid around too?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Yes, Arambe was awaiting the jump.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Harambe was in the water and grabbed the kid, just
like in splash.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
When there's such a how did we get to this?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Maybe a lot of people will get that reference.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
In good news though, the dad and his daughter are
doing just fine, no injuries.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
They're up the story. My girls are out of town
and I miss them.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Well, they're not in the Atlantic.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
They don't know that yet.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Well, yeah, who knows. Reboards are saying that the dad
and daughter bopped around in the water for about twenty
minutes until they were rescued. Oh I guess god Disney
had thrown over one of those yellow rescue boats and
pulled them into safety.
Speaker 9 (26:29):
Good.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
But the I mean the ship. If you've been on
a cruise we all have, it's going very fast and
it's almost an uncontrollable situation. So it really is incredible
that these two are fine.
Speaker 9 (26:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Well, I mean obviously they're with family or whatever, so
they went and run and tell somebody that was going on.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
But yeah, panic, that would be running through your body
to see your kid out in the ocean like that.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Well yeah, and also the adrenaline afterwards those people they
probably for three days after that.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Oh yeah, it would feel like nothing you've ever experienced before.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
I'm sure I know what that adrenaline's like, like that
time when my daughter Grace disappeared in that hotel and
we couldn't find her.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Oh and how long did it take? Because these two
were moping around for twenty minutes? So how long was missing.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
It might have been. I don't know if it was
twenty minutes, but it was it was, It might have been,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
And every minute probably feels like an hour when you're
the parent and you don't know where they're at. Or yeah,
she was standing Okay, it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yeah, she was standing right next to me. And then
I looked down and she was gone. And she was
maybe three, and she went looking for mommy, got in
the elevator at this hotel and just like started hitting buttons.
It disappeared.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
She just wanted to take a ride up and down
the elevator. No big deal. She probably thought it was
totally fine too, like why would you ban like, what's
going on? I'm fine?
Speaker 1 (27:49):
And then every once in a while she'll bring it
up and it just makes my heart sink.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
You go back to that feeling you had when you
didn't know where.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
She was the worst.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Thanks for bringing this up, Sarah, It's just crazy. You
got to check out the pics all of our social media.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
The only thing I look forward to is coming to work,
and Sarah always ruins it.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Why this is a feel good story, We're totally fine.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I don't feel good whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
No, this is a happy ending. I know you are
a fan of happy endings.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
I am are you offering out here?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
We gotta go to a song.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Last summer, I got the best party text I've ever
gotten from a friend of mine. I saw I'm ranting
one of my friends Jamo, at a bar last fourth
of July, and he was like, you know when you
ran into run into a body when your bar hop
and you're like, what up?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Wasted?
Speaker 4 (28:37):
And he just like, i'll see you later.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Then you just go. So that happened and I called him.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
The next day or I text him like, Hey, how
did your night end up? And this was his exact text.
My favorite thing ever hunch your night up? And he
text me back, dude, dot dot dot it's a good start. Dude,
punched my best friend in the face, broke up with
my girlfriend and my pants.
Speaker 5 (29:05):
Yeah, that is a gold medal right our party?
Speaker 4 (29:11):
When do you go to the party Olympics. You just
you just brought home the gold.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
The best part is right after that, he wrote, I
don't know which one to take care of.
Speaker 9 (29:21):
First Kid Chris Show series, The Kid Chris Show on
w eb En.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Yeah, coming up at eight twenty five. I've got your
tickets to go check out All Elite Wrestling. All Elite Wrestling.
He's coming to town and we'll be doing live TV
for you to go check out. All right, they're doing
two days in a row, So if you want in
five one, three seven, nine one two seven, we'll play
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things that make you go ill. That is for Sarah Elise.
You know her, she always has she has a week stump.
So when you tell a story whatever, it could make
her go ew. You know she does that. So if
you could get her to do that with your story,
it's got to be real though, because if it's a
if I send phony boloney, I'm gonna hang up on you.
But if you could get her to do that, we'll
(30:15):
hook you up. All right. All Elite Wrestling is coming now,
that's the other brand that's not w w EE. That's
what we're looking to do for this context transition. Thank you.
It's kind of like I knew what I was doing.
That's the game we're playing. If you can make Sarah
(30:36):
go ew, because it's funny that I don't know where
the genesis of ew came from? Who came up with it?
Kind of like who came up with how.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Is anything being come up with these days?
Speaker 9 (30:53):
Well?
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Who came up with that?
Speaker 9 (30:54):
Like?
Speaker 2 (30:54):
I think somebody just got really grossed out by something
and was like ew, yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
But like what and where where did it? Like you
get like, did it just.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Such a natural reaction?
Speaker 4 (31:06):
That?
Speaker 1 (31:06):
And that when you go up to somebody go like
that to him? What? What? What did a caveman go
up to like some girls?
Speaker 2 (31:12):
I'm not doing that to anybody.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Yeah the psst?
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Where did that come? I'm not doing that's comfort.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
I think it's weird and I don't want to spit
in somebody's ear by accident.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
But does it Does it mean just because you don't
do it, sarahly doesn't mean that nobody does it every No.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
But you know what, that hasn't been done to me
in a really long time.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
So what we're asking for is you to call the
tell the story, tell a story whatever that makes Sarah
go you. Now, if you do it, I'll give you tickets.
If you don't do it, I will hang up on you.
If you come up with a phony story that my
alarms to go off, I'm hanging up on you.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Yeah, please keep it real, Dave, Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Let's hear it.
Speaker 8 (31:53):
All right, this is quite a while back. Me and
the guys were out drinking, partying. We left, we go
to White Cast was up in cold rain. Everybody's still drinking.
We're all hammered.
Speaker 9 (32:04):
It's dark.
Speaker 8 (32:05):
I'm sitting in the back. I get my order. I order,
you know, like ten freaking white castles and onion chips eating.
We're driving down uh two seventy five, heading out to
Indiana and I start chewing on something. I'm like, what
the hell is this? And I pulled out of my
mouth and it was a freaking band aid that fell off.
Speaker 5 (32:26):
Somebody rams set up in the fresh that.
Speaker 9 (32:30):
Makes you go, do.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
You all right? Dave?
Speaker 9 (32:43):
Hold on?
Speaker 3 (32:48):
You?
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Are you ever in the pool and you see one
float by? Yes, you just get right out and you
try to run away from it, but you're in the
motion made so much.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Faster a collar? Are you there? Hello?
Speaker 9 (33:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (33:11):
All right? What's your name?
Speaker 9 (33:14):
Ben?
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Ben? Are you ready to play? Things that make you
go ill? All right? Let's hear your story for things
that make you go ill?
Speaker 3 (33:24):
All right?
Speaker 10 (33:25):
So Chris may have experienced this with having kids, but
no one ever tells you some of the gross things
that they do. One that I experienced was when you
go and give them a bath. Kids don't know any better,
but you get the bubbles going. You can't really see
in there, and as we go through it, so you
kind of clear through the bubbles and you see something
(33:46):
floating in there and you're kind of like, what's that
And there's a little jochie just kind of floating in
the water there underneath the bubbles. Yep, that she went
to the bathroom. And then you got to figure out, well,
with the drains that I have, you can't really just
kind of try to head it, go down the.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Drain, pick it up. You got to fish.
Speaker 10 (34:03):
You gotta figure out a way to fish it out exactly.
So I had to go through it. And luckily there's
a little cup sitting on the sink there, so drain
the water out and stoop it out the toilet kind
of right there, so it's not as bad. But it's
just yeah, those are things that you never never really
think about.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
But I would.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
You gotta slow you got cand over my mouth. I've
had to do that, and uh, you know, they get
real embarrassed and you feel bad for him. But and
I've never used I would just do it on a
mon I manned up, but he's the toilet is right there.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
It's not being a man.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
That's your kid. I get it, But you do whatever
picking up their poop. Well, and my wife won't do that.
You won't deal with that, or or when they have
a vomit and I would always.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Have to the.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Vomit stuff.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Yep, but that's it all right. Hold on, dude, okay,
all right, poop.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Vomit band aids you competite, We'll do one more.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
I mean we're just handing out the.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Whole keep making me sick.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Yeah, who are you?
Speaker 9 (35:23):
My name is James. How you just want it? All right? Jams?
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Jam says a nice voice.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Oh don't. Now you're gonna get bothered by him and
his d M and then you're gonna bitch about it,
all right?
Speaker 9 (35:34):
Go ahead, didn't the contst thing?
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Yes, yes, go ahead. Let's hear your story.
Speaker 9 (35:38):
Okay. I have the nickname the Beatlesy from years ago.
Years ago, we had a Super Bowl party. Everybody come over.
My friend worked a taco bell got off worker, sitting
there drinking early, waiting on a part the game to start.
My friend throws up and I take my fingers and
wipe his mouth with I lick his fingers and his
girl said, oh that's gross. I picked up the trash
and he threw up in and drank the vomit with
the ashes and the vomit and the taco bell in
the trash can.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
This is too much?
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Is this real?
Speaker 9 (36:04):
It's real?
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Yeah, but you know what you told your story.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Too fast though, well I don't want to the details
are gross.
Speaker 9 (36:11):
Yeah. I mean we had a big party and the
band came out early. We started doing shot.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
He went too fast, too much. Hey call, you're on
the air land the plane quick? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Hello, okay, okay.
Speaker 8 (36:23):
So I am a therapist do an online therapy and
a guy reached his nose tick the booger and hate
it right on the street.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
We got the trifector, we got the band aid, the
poop and the booger. I know, it was so it
was so dude. I see people do that in traveling
all the time too. I don't see I see a combo.
(36:56):
But it's like, look, I know, you're in the privacy
of your car, but at least weight until there's nobody around.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
I don't know, I know, but you don't. You're in
your own world. You don't think anybody's looking.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
And people dig deed, I know they do. It's like
they're scratching the back of their brain.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
That's pretty girls.
Speaker 5 (37:14):
Girl.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
I'll just hook her up because I gotta end the
same ways hold on, and I want to take care
of the leady. Yeah, the girl's gotta go to wrestling.
You're gonna get at least one chick at wrestling. That's it.
Maybe we'll do it again tomorrow because I like watching Sarah,
and I gotta get your cameras in here, so you
go watch your face. It's funny. She rolls back in
her chair and goes e
Hopefully you're living out there, because it was like one
of the most violent nights ever in Cincinnati.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Oh yeah, I just saw there was another shooting in
r at this place called Hannah Park, and then there
was and then there was this one in Walnut Hills,
and I feel like there's a third.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
The cops couldn't keep up. I guess last night. How
sad is that?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I mean, I know it ramps up in the summer,
but it's like, what's going on? And you know, a
lot of these shootings involved kids, and like when I
was a kid, I was playing Donkey Kong eating fruit
by the foot in the comfort of my home. So
this is sad.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I was a g I was out there, man, I
was out there. I was spraying peeps. This is my right.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Oh my gosh. Yeah, stay safe out there.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
No no go go to OTR go to the banks.
Have it, man, do it.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
There was a brutal fight at the banks on Friday night.
I think it was some time around mid night, one
o'clock in the morning, like ten people fighting each other
rolling around.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
If you're just after a red thing, yeah you're just walking.
You get your stroller with your kid and stuff and
all of a sudden, the fight breaks out. You think,
you think, while this rumbles happening, you're gonna be like,
watch out, bro, there's a stroller. No, they're gonna plow
right for your kid.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
It was a late one too, because they had a
fireworks show.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
And coming out, coming out after your kid after the fireworks,
your kids are all happy, and all of a sudden.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Mom, why are there ten people rolling around on the floor.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
That's after you're asking why is it so smoky? And
what's that smell? Oh? That's pot Are.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
They still checking ideas? I don't are these I mean,
is that even still a thing at the banks?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Don't know?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
It was for a bit.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Well, now they're too busy chasing all the shots from
shot spotter.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
They need like twenty more police officers in each area
of the city.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Well, they need swat, they need the coast Guard at
this point.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
And I know the.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Crazy thing is, yeah, the coast Guard. Honestly, the crazy
thing is is right there at the banks. The police
station is in the middle of.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
It all I know. But they're right next to the
Holy Grail and everything. It's empty because they're out there
chasing bullets.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
I know.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I hate seeing those. It's just a rough situation all there.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I only hear about it when I'm driving into work
because I live out in uh leave it to beaver Land,
so I don't I don't hear any of it, don't
know what's going on until I come into work and
to go. We had a lot of shootings downtown, Like
I don't live down there them well.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
And it's not even just downtown. There was one in
Middletown the other day, wasn't there. I mean, it's happening.
It's happening in some of these neighborhoods.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Wow. Yeah, but I think that Fairfield.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Was going down the other day. Where I'm from.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Lunatic stuff. There's there's you know, lunatics standoffs.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
But yeah, you live in cushy little Loveland, Yeah you
should be fine. Yeah you had a cicada issue, but
that's kind of that's gone.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah, they were, they had their own gang war fair
going on.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
They were just got those things around of here.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
They were just slutty.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
They were just looking for a good time. Not for
a long time.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
There's no there's no activity around where I live, none whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
You're probably in the most quiet area of the entire
try states.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I'm in the middle of a big apartment complex area.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Isn't a bunch of old people too?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
No, it's not that I wish it was. Yeah, and then, uh,
it's quiet and there is no activity, especially in my
apartment I lived. No, I wish there was some lady
sitting on my lap.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Well, that ain't gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
So it's just me eating pop corners and watching documentaries.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
What the hell is a pop corner?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Those are the bag of those those uh those chip things.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I got to look these up.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah. Hello over there, that's Sarah Good. She's got a
theme song that means important stuff is coming to your
ear hole every single time, right and.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Tears get after it, Sarah.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Hell, yes, here's my guy. Let me what's going on
out there, Sarah?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Come on for Kings Island had opened up on Monday morning.
Reports are saying that portions of the park were without
the power, so a bunch of rides had to shut down.
No one knew what was going on, and the park
stayed open while the staff was trying to figure out
the issue. So that's good. You could walk around and
have your funnel cake and why what you could? But
(04:43):
it turns out an animal interfered with a power supply line,
so they say, since then the line has been repaired
and things are opening back up again, so you should
be good for today. But yeah, some little animal caused
all that drama for Kings Island.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Didn't say what it was.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
They didn't say. My guess is probably.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
A little raccom.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yeah, yeah, maybe a squirrel apass them. You know, there's
a lot of trees and stuff out there, a lot
of wildlife, so he knows what snuck in. But yeah,
just one little animal causing all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yesterday, Remember that one douche that dropped his phone and
then he went to try to get it and he
got hit by the ride and died.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Yeah, that took a turn. That was just last year.
Well and that was last year. And then speaking of
cell phones, that was the cause of the motorcycle accident
over the weekend. That was apparently the motorcycle rider he
was riding with his cell phone and he was messing
around with it and flew right off the bridge.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Oh and then he went like after it or something
or he tried to grab it and it flew off
the he flew off the bridge.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I just was I was reading the article. It was
a guy who was twenty three years old, and they
found his body last night. Unfortunately didn't make it, but
people that were riding around him said he was messing
with his cell phone. It looked like he was making
a video or doing something with it and lost control
of his motorcycle and went right off the Taylor Southgate Bridge.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Isn't at the second one too? Didn't?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Another guy flew off his motorcycle too. What is right
there in downtown kind of near.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
The arena right right right?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I don't know just where. There's a lot of violence
going on.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
You were talking about that yesterday. Sarah and I off
the air and she was like, to Cincinnati. So I'm like, yes,
I lived everywhere in the country and this town, I swear,
I've said it so many times. Yeah, everything interesting happens here.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
So this stuff is not just going on all around
the country, like we just got some weird stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
We don't shoot gorillas in other parts of the country.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Why do you have to bring harambe because it never
happens anywhere else, And in other parts of the country,
people don't just fall.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Off bridges and stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
What a rough way to go.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Now, violence didn't in their downtowns that that happens the
other places.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yeah, my husband is from Saint Louis and they're in
downtown area.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
There's been a problem for a long time.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
And they've got a really nice area too, near Ballpark
Village and all the bars and restaurants and hotels and
it's anyway.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
But it's that arch thing that makes all the violence.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Right, they're in the park. Yeah, that's a nice area too.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yeah, but it makes you, it makes it makes you
angry when you see that thing, you start shooting people.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
You're ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
No, it does.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Have you been to the arch before.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I've never been to Saint Louis really No.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I was up in the arch about ten years ago.
It's very tiny up there, Like you go up and
you feel real claustrophobic. I'm like, all right, I've seen enough,
get me out of the arch. So it was a
one and done for me. But aside from that, Kings Island,
if you were there yesterday, you didn't get the full experience.
They're saying that your ticket will be good for any
other operational day for the rest of the season. So
(07:46):
if you want to go back today, if with your
ticket from yesterday. You're good to go.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Oh that's good because usually like those tickets will have
in small print that if anything happens, yeah, yeah, you
know whatever. I think that's cool.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
At Kings Island they're like, hey, you didn't get to
write all the stuff you wanted to because I was
a little animal that messed everything up.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Come on back in go to that Starbucks. It's gigantic
in it and it's freezing Ooh, you.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Need to cool down. You'll get one of those smurf
cones for me, the blue and Vanilla swirl.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
That's Starbucks. I have to wear my snowmobile outfit when
I go there because it's so cold in there.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
It's awesome, but that's what you need when you're walking
around in this heat and the rain and the humidity
and everything. It's really refreshing.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Well, thank you. That is Sarah Elise everybody, and I
am your handsome kid. Chris.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
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on gal send me a hiss by wire.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Baby, My hig's on fire.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
If you refuse me, honey, you lose me, then you'll
bel up you lolo baby, telephone and tell me I'm here.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
On.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
This is sports.
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Speaker 1 (09:00):
You're good singer?
Speaker 7 (09:01):
That is that the tapes from White Oak Junior High School?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I just kicked your seg with like a little top
hat and a cane.
Speaker 7 (09:08):
Is that from our man?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
That's your singing man? Is that is that a I?
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Speaker 2 (09:22):
Baby, my honk's on fire.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
If you refuse me, honey, you lose me, then you'll
be left you lolo baby, telephone and tell me.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I'm your own. You're good, thank you, thank you. I'm like,
what can I say?
Speaker 7 (09:39):
Reminds me of that the comm that the cartoon out there? Yeah,
Reds of day Wiler wilear Bray, you hit a grand
slam and inside the park Homer is the Red Sox
down the Reds last night, thirteen to six. Boston knocks
off or knocked out the Red starter, Chase Burns out
of the game seven runs of the first inning and
(10:00):
in his second big league start, and they say he
was tipping pitches. Yeah, but who knows what That was
a painful way he was pitching. It was like he
was going to throw a fastball if it was one way.
I guess somebody must have.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
They were all whispering over there in the dugout.
Speaker 7 (10:19):
I'll bray you as the sixth player in Major league
history and the second Red Sox player since nineteen thirty
nine to separately hit a grand slamming inside the park
homer in the same game. Brady Singer goes for the
Reds tonight they try to even things up at Fenway.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
At seven to ten.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Let's get it done.
Speaker 7 (10:35):
Red centerfielder Spencer Steeer is the NAS League Player of
the Week that at five twenty two, nine fifty seven
slugging percentage in a three homer game last Friday against
the Padres. Hunter Green's got a live bullpen session schedule
for tomorrow at Fenway Park. He'll throw again this weekend
in Philadelphia before going out on the rehab assignment, trying
to get that groin right. Finally, FC Cincinnati home this
(10:58):
Saturday against the chicag I'll go fire.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Yeah, they're they're they're blowing off all the cobwebs in
that stadium right now. I know I have been there
in a month.
Speaker 7 (11:06):
Like I said, let's see tennis Wimbledon first round action
coming up today Katie as Cincinnati's Katie mc valley as
they're opening round matchup against Britain's Jody burrogo good luck
to it. So when you're watching that over Wimbledon yesterday,
he could have had at one match with Carlos al
Charez lasted four and a half hours, you could you
(11:32):
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Speaker 1 (11:52):
I know once you, once you have one of those subs, man,
you just stand up, hello, my baby, hell.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Yeah, sun me what I want. If you refuse me, honey,
you lose me, then you'll beloved you lolo baby, telephone
and tell.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Me I'm your own with the little top. Unbelievable Andy
mack boy, what stations giving it to him?
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Off?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Right here, baby, right here, if you re you refuse me.
I'm one O two seven WBN. My kids are gone,
so I'm pretty lost.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah, what the heck are you doing with the free time? Now?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
I mean I was at home just I feel like your.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Life revolves around your daughters.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
And that's all.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
It was.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Work, Yeah, that's all it was. So I was on
the couch with my laptop working, working on what well
this was this dumb show? And I all night well,
I mean I was watching TV. I was watching, Uh
you know, I watched David Muir on ABC because he's
from Syracuse and I grew up watching him on on
(13:01):
wtv H channel five there in Syracuse.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
I think you have a guy crushed on him. Well,
and also ginger Z, I know, I saw your creepy tweet.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
It's other creepy about that.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
It's a little creepy, of course, taking a photo of
her while she's on TV doing the weather.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I always do. And she looked beautiful.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Oh yeah, she's done it.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
I know. And I and all I said because I
always tweet to her because she follows me, and whenever
she's on I'm always like, oh, she looks good, because
I like it. When she's out in the bad weather,
she wears a ball cap and she just looks regular.
I love that. But last night she looked like she
was dressed up, like she was getting ready after work.
She was going to go to Jeff Ruby's or something.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Uh, oh, she probably had a hot date.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Well all right, and I said that. I said, she's
looking good, looks like she's going out to dinner. And
she responded, I.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Know, Christopher. I was happy for you.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Yeah. So anyway, so that is on its way to
get it. It's getting printed out a T shirt and
I'm going to be wearing it that. She responded to me.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
You know what, it's the little things, and I'm glad
that they make you happy.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
I had my phone on all night and I on
my ginger zy pillowcases. I was holding the phone.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
See that's not creepy at all. Why don't you man
up and slide into the DMS.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Want me to right now?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
You should? Yeah, life is too short to not.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
What should I write to her? Just hey, I don't
know how to do it.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Just go to her page. She hit the message button
on Twitter.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
And what she's she's married though.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Oh well, then forget it.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Leave her alone.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I don't know her personal life, so I don't stalk
ginger Zy.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I was just tweeting that, you know, she's a hobby
and stuff, and then she started following me. I'm like,
that's weird.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
She's like this guy supports me. I appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Yeah, I was cool of her, I know, and I'm
surprised that she actually wrote back.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Or maybe she listens.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Maybe she she's on the air the show.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
She could be a podcast supporter.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
No, she's not.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
You don't know that.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
One guy, one guy underneath put a picture or a
meme of a guy taking a shot at a basketball game,
and he goes, shoot your shot, bro, Why not leave
her alone?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
I didn't know about the whole marriage thing. No, probably
not a good idea.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
No, she's responding and she's thrown it out there because
she's like, look, it's not that fun at home. I
want to come to your apartment.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Any to not say that she used all periods when
she responded to you as well, like she was trying
to make a point when you use periods instead of
like exclamation points. She's just trying to make a point
with you.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
I don't even understand what that means.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Okay, because I speak girl language here, let's see, I
have to.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Go two years she wrote the same dress I had
on twelve hours ago for GMA, and I've I've got
to get home and get straight to bed because I've
got a big couple of days. But that's a nice thought.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Yeah, just kept it very simple, professional and to the point.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Well, I was like, don't get out of yourself. I'm
not going out to dinner here, like I'm just going
to bed.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Yeah. No, which is fine. I'm surprised she even rolled back,
because you know, I would imagine she gets bombarded.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
With the guy responded to that and said, why do
so many people feel the need to make negative comments
about you?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Want to there about that? It was filled with my
tweet was filled with heart heart emojis.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Yeah, I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Because he was trying to see block.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
But you know what, Chris, I'm glad that she responded.
That was nice for her to do, especially since she
has over two million followers. No, I am, and I'm
sure she misses a lot of stuff on there. No,
she only waited two million followers, two million followers, and
she follows me back. I'm really happy for you, Chris.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
She must have went because I don't know who follows me.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Now, your guy John Cena.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Yeah, he follows me too, but we don't. He doesn't
like you know, he doesn't.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
I'm like, why does John Cena follow? And he follows
so many people?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
I know, I don't know why he does that. I
don't think he does his own thing. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
I don't know what's going on. But if you go
to his page, she has fourteen million followsollowers and he
follows one million people.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
I don't know why he does that.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
What is going on with John c or Twitter?
Speaker 1 (17:06):
And well? The Twitter sucks because I don't follow anybody,
and I have a bunch of people on my for you.
I'm like, well, I don't follow anybody.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Yeah, but you're probably liking stuff, acknowledging things. If you
stop on an article, it picks up your interest.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I know, but I don't. Before it was better because
I didn't have anything on the for you.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Well, what's showing up on your for you page?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Uh? Elon Musk always shows up, which is because he
owns it, and I don't. I don't care what he
has to say because I don't I know he's going.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
To stay in your face. He's like, you don't follow
anybody at least a don't forget about me.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Oh yeah, and then if I go under following, it
shows me a bunch of stuff. I don't follow any
of these people.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Oh well, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
So Twitter's a joke.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
I love Twitter. I think it's fun.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Our phone number is five one three seven four nine
one o two seven coming up. I got these talkbacks
people hitting us up with a bunch of stuff, all right,
and uh, I don't know if you want to win
all Elite wrestling tickets later on this morning, we can
play that game that we shelved for a little while,
but it's back. We can play it. Okay. Things that
(18:13):
make Sarah go ew okay, you know, things that happened
in your life that were like disgusting or whatever. Tell
those stories to Sarah and I'm yeah, because you flip out,
(18:34):
yeah yeah, yeah, And all I thought. I thought about
that yesterday when we were talking about the the that
uh that documentary with Blake in the poop Yeah, the
Poop Cruise, And she just kept going in her face
is get yeah. Yeah, So I thought would be fun
if any stories or anything you want to share with us,
(18:54):
and if you could get Sarah just to flip.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Out and don't make anything up to yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Be real about it. And if I if I call
you on it, I'm hanging up.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
We can tell if it's face.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Yeah. But if you have any of those stories, I'll
get you tickets for all Elite wrestling. So in one hour.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
They get.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
You.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
It's so good. It's a good job with that, only
because we have the theme I loved.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Fourth of July.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
You want to sparkle it.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
No, at the end of the day, you want to
outduel the rest of the block. Then you'd have to
light off the big firework. Remember that was an announcement.
I'm lighting it up. Forty eight dollars. One, get on
the car.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Cut be on the car.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Get your probably kept behind the car. What's going on? Man,
Get in the house, kept behind the screen window.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Hurry up, he's flying off.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Forty eight dollars. One hold you up.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
What does he do?
Speaker 4 (20:04):
That's the thing? I don't know. Flit flick, it goes
on his bag, you know, try to put it up,
don't touch it. It's still I don't know. It'still bad
o col what's going on here, little dude? What's that
(20:38):
the forty eight dollars?
Speaker 1 (20:39):
One?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Look at the show?
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Oh it's a great Jim Brewer.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
So funny, dude. My uncle puts on a show every
year for the Fourth of July, always saves that expensive,
big one for the very end and has to make
an announcement about it.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
So well. The house I lived in, we had it's
in a call to sack. And one day, it was
around fourth of July. We were outside and I had
a bunch of fireworks, and the neighbor, Jerry, was out
with me and I had the kids with me.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
And I and you setting off fire.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I let one bottle rocket off, and Jerry and I
are just standing there with the kids, and it went
flying into the neighbor's backyard, and we both looked at
each other and ran into our house.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Parties over.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
I get too nervous.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I'll play with sparklers, but ain't no way am I
setting off the fireworks?
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Oh way, I am.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Not coordinated enough for that. I leave. It's my uncle
that he's really good at it.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Hey, by the way, you know, Sarah, I don't get
like a political or anything. I don't know if this
is political or not. I guess it is because that's
a dud with like our governor or whatever. But there's
like this big thing about money with the libraries and stuff.
The public libraries.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah, what's going on with that?
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Whether to fund them or something. When was the last
time you went to a library?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
When I was in elementary school? But they have their
own libraries, right, So why is.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
There a big thing over these I'm sitting there watching TV,
going why are we why do these libraries even exist?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
I am kind of wondering that. I feel like someday
they won't because yeah, the libraries are in.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
The schools, but the schools are are are are?
Speaker 2 (22:30):
And what do you do when they're closed? Though? And
you got to have some place to go in the summertime?
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Who does kids, especially to go to the library.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
I used to My mom would take me once a week.
We'd go get a book and exchange them and go
get ice cream.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
It's a thing. It's not a thing. Damn.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
My friend my friends, she baby sits John and Dorria's
kids and she brings their daughters to the library once
a week. It's it's definitely a thing.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
No, it's they got their phones and iPads.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
You got to balance it out and grab a book
once a week in the summertime.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
No, they're see. I could see it to get rid
of it because these schools, like I have to pick
up my kids from school during the school time because
they cut buses, So the schools are getting choked out,
but the libraries are going to be staying open. Forget it.
You can put that money into the into the schools.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
I see both ways, I really do. I mean, I see,
I've got friends that are parents and they take them
in the summer. It's it's more of a summertime thing
than anything.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Okay, time else. Trust me, these parents are going to
be thinking differently when their kids are older and they're
going to have to take time off from work to
go pick them up out of high school.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Yeah, it depends on the driving point of your life
you're at with your kids.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
We'll see.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
I don't know, it's just another day. I'm glad. I
just have a dog.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Yeah, right, we don't have to go to the library.
I'm home during the day because you know, not everybody's
got a morning show where they can.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Be Yeah, you and your wife have that luxury of
having flexibility so that not everybody does.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
So I'm speaking for the common man right when.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Both parents are working nine to fives. I mean my
best friends Steven and Chelsea, they both have nine to
five jobs and they've got a baby and a toddler.
That's that's a lot of challenges right there.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
So do I bring yours? It's infotainment from your morning mate.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
We got you.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
She's here to drop some canoledge on you.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Oh this is some wild canledge. So there's this dad
and his daughter and they're trending all over social media
making the headlines. After this really scary situation over the weekend,
this dad with some serious dad strength had to jump
off a Disney cruise ship.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
I would do it.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
I know you would. It's called the Disney Dream after
his daughter. I think she's about five years old, super
little kid. She fell overboard. No idea how she was
drinking a little too many margarite, many.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Free ice cream cones from machine. I've been on those stoat.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I love those machines. You just walk up to one
with a cone. Yep, So I guess you fell overboard
from the fourth deck. The report says the fourth deck
of this ship is one of the lowest publicly accessible platforms,
about fifty feet though yep, from above the water line.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Would I would have probably made it to the water
before my kid if I saw that happen. You know
what I mean?
Speaker 8 (25:22):
Mid air?
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Yes, I guess.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
This area contains bars, a theater, outdoor, running tracks, some restaurants,
and it is like an open air deck and the
railings are chest high to an adult way above kids' heads.
And they say the railings have some plexiglass panels over
them to prevent climbing. How this kid managed to get
(25:45):
into the Atlantic?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Was there a gorilla down there throwing the kid around too?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Yes, Arambe was awaiting the jump.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Harambe was in the water and grabbed the kid, just
like in splash.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
When there's such a how did we get to this?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Maybe a lot of people will get that reference.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
In good news though, the dad and his daughter are
doing just fine, no injuries.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
They're up the story. My girls are out of town
and I miss them.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Well, they're not in the Atlantic.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
They don't know that yet.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Well, yeah, who knows. Reboards are saying that the dad
and daughter bopped around in the water for about twenty
minutes until they were rescued. Oh I guess god Disney
had thrown over one of those yellow rescue boats and
pulled them into safety.
Speaker 9 (26:29):
Good.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
But the I mean the ship. If you've been on
a cruise we all have, it's going very fast and
it's almost an uncontrollable situation. So it really is incredible
that these two are fine.
Speaker 9 (26:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Well, I mean obviously they're with family or whatever, so
they went and run and tell somebody that was going on.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
But yeah, panic, that would be running through your body
to see your kid out in the ocean like that.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Well yeah, and also the adrenaline afterwards those people they
probably for three days after that.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Oh yeah, it would feel like nothing you've ever experienced before.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
I'm sure I know what that adrenaline's like, like that
time when my daughter Grace disappeared in that hotel and
we couldn't find her.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Oh and how long did it take? Because these two
were moping around for twenty minutes? So how long was missing.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
It might have been. I don't know if it was
twenty minutes, but it was it was, It might have been,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
And every minute probably feels like an hour when you're
the parent and you don't know where they're at. Or yeah,
she was standing Okay, it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yeah, she was standing right next to me. And then
I looked down and she was gone. And she was
maybe three, and she went looking for mommy, got in
the elevator at this hotel and just like started hitting buttons.
It disappeared.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
She just wanted to take a ride up and down
the elevator. No big deal. She probably thought it was
totally fine too, like why would you ban like, what's
going on? I'm fine?
Speaker 1 (27:49):
And then every once in a while she'll bring it
up and it just makes my heart sink.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
You go back to that feeling you had when you
didn't know where.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
She was the worst.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Thanks for bringing this up, Sarah, It's just crazy. You
got to check out the pics all of our social media.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
The only thing I look forward to is coming to work,
and Sarah always ruins it.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Why this is a feel good story, We're totally fine.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I don't feel good whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
No, this is a happy ending. I know you are
a fan of happy endings.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
I am are you offering out here?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
We gotta go to a song.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
Last summer, I got the best party text I've ever
gotten from a friend of mine. I saw I'm ranting
one of my friends Jamo, at a bar last fourth
of July, and he was like, you know when you
ran into run into a body when your bar hop
and you're like, what up?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Wasted?
Speaker 4 (28:37):
And he just like, i'll see you later.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Then you just go. So that happened and I called him.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
The next day or I text him like, Hey, how
did your night end up? And this was his exact text.
My favorite thing ever hunch your night up? And he
text me back, dude, dot dot dot it's a good start. Dude,
punched my best friend in the face, broke up with
my girlfriend and my pants.
Speaker 5 (29:05):
Yeah, that is a gold medal right our party?
Speaker 4 (29:11):
When do you go to the party Olympics. You just
you just brought home the gold.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
The best part is right after that, he wrote, I
don't know which one to take care of.
Speaker 9 (29:21):
First Kid Chris Show series, The Kid Chris Show on
w eb En.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Yeah, coming up at eight twenty five. I've got your
tickets to go check out All Elite Wrestling. All Elite Wrestling.
He's coming to town and we'll be doing live TV
for you to go check out. All right, they're doing
two days in a row, So if you want in
five one, three seven, nine one two seven, we'll play
(29:54):
things that make you go ill. That is for Sarah Elise.
You know her, she always has she has a week stump.
So when you tell a story whatever, it could make
her go ew. You know she does that. So if
you could get her to do that with your story,
it's got to be real though, because if it's a
if I send phony boloney, I'm gonna hang up on you.
But if you could get her to do that, we'll
(30:15):
hook you up. All right. All Elite Wrestling is coming now,
that's the other brand that's not w w EE. That's
what we're looking to do for this context transition. Thank you.
It's kind of like I knew what I was doing.
That's the game we're playing. If you can make Sarah
(30:36):
go ew, because it's funny that I don't know where
the genesis of ew came from? Who came up with it?
Kind of like who came up with how.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Is anything being come up with these days?
Speaker 9 (30:53):
Well?
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Who came up with that?
Speaker 9 (30:54):
Like?
Speaker 2 (30:54):
I think somebody just got really grossed out by something
and was like ew, yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
But like what and where where did it? Like you
get like, did it just.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Such a natural reaction?
Speaker 4 (31:06):
That?
Speaker 1 (31:06):
And that when you go up to somebody go like
that to him? What? What? What did a caveman go
up to like some girls?
Speaker 2 (31:12):
I'm not doing that to anybody.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Yeah the psst?
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Where did that come? I'm not doing that's comfort.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
I think it's weird and I don't want to spit
in somebody's ear by accident.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
But does it Does it mean just because you don't
do it, sarahly doesn't mean that nobody does it every No.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
But you know what, that hasn't been done to me
in a really long time.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
So what we're asking for is you to call the
tell the story, tell a story whatever that makes Sarah
go you. Now, if you do it, I'll give you tickets.
If you don't do it, I will hang up on you.
If you come up with a phony story that my
alarms to go off, I'm hanging up on you.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Yeah, please keep it real, Dave, Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Let's hear it.
Speaker 8 (31:53):
All right, this is quite a while back. Me and
the guys were out drinking, partying. We left, we go
to White Cast was up in cold rain. Everybody's still drinking.
We're all hammered.
Speaker 9 (32:04):
It's dark.
Speaker 8 (32:05):
I'm sitting in the back. I get my order. I order,
you know, like ten freaking white castles and onion chips eating.
We're driving down uh two seventy five, heading out to
Indiana and I start chewing on something. I'm like, what
the hell is this? And I pulled out of my
mouth and it was a freaking band aid that fell off.
Speaker 5 (32:26):
Somebody rams set up in the fresh that.
Speaker 9 (32:30):
Makes you go, do.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
You all right? Dave?
Speaker 9 (32:43):
Hold on?
Speaker 3 (32:48):
You?
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Are you ever in the pool and you see one
float by? Yes, you just get right out and you
try to run away from it, but you're in the
motion made so much.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Faster a collar? Are you there? Hello?
Speaker 9 (33:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (33:11):
All right? What's your name?
Speaker 9 (33:14):
Ben?
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Ben? Are you ready to play? Things that make you
go ill? All right? Let's hear your story for things
that make you go ill?
Speaker 3 (33:24):
All right?
Speaker 10 (33:25):
So Chris may have experienced this with having kids, but
no one ever tells you some of the gross things
that they do. One that I experienced was when you
go and give them a bath. Kids don't know any better,
but you get the bubbles going. You can't really see
in there, and as we go through it, so you
kind of clear through the bubbles and you see something
(33:46):
floating in there and you're kind of like, what's that
And there's a little jochie just kind of floating in
the water there underneath the bubbles. Yep, that she went
to the bathroom. And then you got to figure out, well,
with the drains that I have, you can't really just
kind of try to head it, go down the.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Drain, pick it up. You got to fish.
Speaker 10 (34:03):
You gotta figure out a way to fish it out exactly.
So I had to go through it. And luckily there's
a little cup sitting on the sink there, so drain
the water out and stoop it out the toilet kind
of right there, so it's not as bad. But it's
just yeah, those are things that you never never really
think about.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
But I would.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
You gotta slow you got cand over my mouth. I've
had to do that, and uh, you know, they get
real embarrassed and you feel bad for him. But and
I've never used I would just do it on a
mon I manned up, but he's the toilet is right there.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
It's not being a man.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
That's your kid. I get it, But you do whatever
picking up their poop. Well, and my wife won't do that.
You won't deal with that, or or when they have
a vomit and I would always.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Have to the.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Vomit stuff.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Yep, but that's it all right. Hold on, dude, okay,
all right, poop.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Vomit band aids you competite, We'll do one more.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
I mean we're just handing out the.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Whole keep making me sick.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Yeah, who are you?
Speaker 9 (35:23):
My name is James. How you just want it? All right? Jams?
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Jam says a nice voice.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Oh don't. Now you're gonna get bothered by him and
his d M and then you're gonna bitch about it,
all right?
Speaker 9 (35:34):
Go ahead, didn't the contst thing?
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Yes, yes, go ahead. Let's hear your story.
Speaker 9 (35:38):
Okay. I have the nickname the Beatlesy from years ago.
Years ago, we had a Super Bowl party. Everybody come over.
My friend worked a taco bell got off worker, sitting
there drinking early, waiting on a part the game to start.
My friend throws up and I take my fingers and
wipe his mouth with I lick his fingers and his
girl said, oh that's gross. I picked up the trash
and he threw up in and drank the vomit with
the ashes and the vomit and the taco bell in
the trash can.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
This is too much?
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Is this real?
Speaker 9 (36:04):
It's real?
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Yeah, but you know what you told your story.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Too fast though, well I don't want to the details
are gross.
Speaker 9 (36:11):
Yeah. I mean we had a big party and the
band came out early. We started doing shot.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
He went too fast, too much. Hey call, you're on
the air land the plane quick? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Hello, okay, okay.
Speaker 8 (36:23):
So I am a therapist do an online therapy and
a guy reached his nose tick the booger and hate
it right on the street.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
We got the trifector, we got the band aid, the
poop and the booger. I know, it was so it
was so dude. I see people do that in traveling
all the time too. I don't see I see a combo.
(36:56):
But it's like, look, I know, you're in the privacy
of your car, but at least weight until there's nobody around.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
I don't know, I know, but you don't. You're in
your own world. You don't think anybody's looking.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
And people dig deed, I know they do. It's like
they're scratching the back of their brain.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
That's pretty girls.
Speaker 5 (37:14):
Girl.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
I'll just hook her up because I gotta end the
same ways hold on, and I want to take care
of the leady. Yeah, the girl's gotta go to wrestling.
You're gonna get at least one chick at wrestling. That's it.
Maybe we'll do it again tomorrow because I like watching Sarah,
and I gotta get your cameras in here, so you
go watch your face. It's funny. She rolls back in
her chair and goes e
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