July 11, 2025 • 40 mins
The Surprising Truth About Rock Star Fortunes: Prepare to have your assumptions about fame shattered. KiddChris reveals that despite their public image, many rock stars, like Mike from Staind, don't make a "ton" of money from record sales. In fact, record companies often take the bulk of the profits, leaving artists "exposed" and even owing money for "20-something years". This segment offers a crucial insight into why supporting bands by attending live shows and purchasing merchandise is vital for their survival.
"Balls Out Bowling": An Event Like No Other: Sara brings a detailed discussion about an annual bowling event in Pittsburgh where "no clothing is allowed except the bowling shoes". Hear the "nude group's" advice to "not forget a towel", and comparisons to a naked bike ride event in Portland, Oregon, that featured "thousands of people naked riding bikes". Learn about the event's rules, including the 18+ age limit and the strict "no cell phone" policy, ironically juxtaposed with the expectation of people wearing recording glasses.
Unconventional Soundscapes: Discover a unique musical experiment where an online artist took samples of Heathrow Airport sounds and created ambient music designed to help people fall asleep. The surprising twist? The airport itself found it "pretty cool" and asked to "pipe it through our airport". Learn where you can find this "Heat Throw airport" music for free if you're looking for a new way to drift off.
Take a walk down memory lane with "On This Day In History" segments, revisiting moments like Limp Bizkit's album "Significant Other" hitting number one, Metallica's Lars Ulrich testifying in the Napster copyright battle, and the enduring, perhaps overplayed, "Macarena". Enjoy a hilarious description of a karaoke performer's rendition of "This Is How We Do It" that might make you rethink the song's lyrics.
"Balls Out Bowling": An Event Like No Other: Sara brings a detailed discussion about an annual bowling event in Pittsburgh where "no clothing is allowed except the bowling shoes". Hear the "nude group's" advice to "not forget a towel", and comparisons to a naked bike ride event in Portland, Oregon, that featured "thousands of people naked riding bikes". Learn about the event's rules, including the 18+ age limit and the strict "no cell phone" policy, ironically juxtaposed with the expectation of people wearing recording glasses.
Unconventional Soundscapes: Discover a unique musical experiment where an online artist took samples of Heathrow Airport sounds and created ambient music designed to help people fall asleep. The surprising twist? The airport itself found it "pretty cool" and asked to "pipe it through our airport". Learn where you can find this "Heat Throw airport" music for free if you're looking for a new way to drift off.
Take a walk down memory lane with "On This Day In History" segments, revisiting moments like Limp Bizkit's album "Significant Other" hitting number one, Metallica's Lars Ulrich testifying in the Napster copyright battle, and the enduring, perhaps overplayed, "Macarena". Enjoy a hilarious description of a karaoke performer's rendition of "This Is How We Do It" that might make you rethink the song's lyrics.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, it's a kid Chris Show one O two seven
Web and Friday morning. Our phone number here is five
three seven four nine one two seven. That gets you
on the radio with us here and later on this
morning we will be picking the first winner to sit
VIP front row for the Western Southern WB and fireworks.
(00:20):
Somebody that sang for the front row seats.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Actually Sarah Puppet is going to be doing the picking
with that.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Speaking of singing, uh, this dropped I guess like twelve
hours ago.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Some new Deftones and I haven't put out new music
in a long time.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
We're gonna playing this a lot. When a band puts
out new music, we kick you into balls with it
for like twenty four hours.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Then it goes away.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Nothing like a good kick in the balls to get
the weekend started.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
It's Steph the heavy music, and then the guy.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Winds kind of how rock and roll goes.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yeah. They they've had the same sound though for.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
When they're from Sacramento and when I lived there that
we had the same tax guy and he was pretty funny.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
He goes, yeah, you know they do.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Okay, your brackets are a little different.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
But not really, he was again, you think these rock
stars make up time. They don't.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Are you saying that you make the same amount of.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Money as a rock I'm saying I didn't say that.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I'm saying you think that because they're rock stars, they
make a lot of money. They get paid from the
record company on one salary, and then the record company
takes all the money when they sell records. You heard
when we talked to uh Chevelle and those guys. You
remember when Mike from Stain came on. He had that
(02:00):
record deal. He exposed him for twenty something years and
he says they still owe money to the record company.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
They haven't made money.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah. He was really adamant about going out to support
whenever they're actually playing live somewhere and purchasing the merchandise.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yeah. So when you go see these bands, don't assume
that they're, oh, these guys a zillionaires.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
No, not assuming that, But it is kind of cool
to say, hey, you got the same tax guy.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Right.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Let's see over here is this? This is pretty interesting
And it's only because I try to find ways to
help me fall asleep at night, but this this airport.
Some dude just for fun took samples of what the
airport sounds like and it made like ambient music to it,
and then airport goes, hey, that's pretty cool. Can we
(02:51):
have that and just pipe it through our airport?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah, not a bad idea.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I don't know where I need a pillow. Heat thrown
airport is.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I think it's in London in my blanket so this
is this is in the airport and my dog. So
some dude on mine just made this about that and
the airport said can we have that and just play it?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Did they pay him?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I don't know. I doubt it.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
The hustle and bustle at the airport, there's something peaceful
about it.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah. I could just have this on in my ears
that night and go to sleep. Took right.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Where do we find this at if we do want
to listen to this as we're falling asleep?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Easy.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah, it's up for free and uh, I guess it's
on SoundCloud. You just look it up. It's called.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I Never thought to fall asleep to airport music.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
It's called uh heat heat throw airport. You just just
look that up.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Okay. I'm a big fan of the box fan.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Sounds sounds of heat throw. I think it's called h
E a T H R O W something like that.
When you google it you'll find it.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
But yeah, the ear buds in and drift away.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Obviously it's a longer version, so you can go get that.
And then this weekend I'll experiment with it. When I
put my my ear goggles on.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
You're gonna try it?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Oh my god, Yes, I need anything at this point.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
It's good to experiment over the weekend.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I almost use a hammer last night.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Just take yourself out. It does get like that sometimes.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
And then my dog last night at two o'clock in
the morning was at the door barking because she had
to go pee.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I'm like, god, damn, it, isn't it the best?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yeah? And this year is Sarah Elise bringing up to you?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah, hell yeah, Christopher. Have you heard of Balls Out Bowling?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Well? I saw it in the paper.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
All right, that's no fun. I'm sure there are a
lot of people that haven't heard of this before because
it happens in Pittsburgh. It happens in Pittsburgh. It's going
down this weekend. It's an annual bowling event where no
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clothing is allowed except the bowling shoes. You gotta wear
the bowling shoes. You don't need to be slipping around.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
And it's like everything's very like hyper color.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
The nude group said bottoms are optional for the ladies,
and don't forget a towel. I guess that's the when
you go back to sit down after your bowl. Ye
put my cheeks on the seat.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
But the people that go to the gym don't even
do that, and they're wearing clothes and they're sweaty and so,
but you expect the people that are naked to do that.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
I don't need to see naked Pittsburgh dudes bowling a listen.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
When I worked in Portland, Oregon, they used to do
the naked bike ride and I was like, well, that.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Can't be comfy on the guys.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I was like, there's no way that really happened. So
we went down there and uh. I had a few
interns that were girls and all that, and they're like, oh,
we want to do it. That sounds fun, and I'm like.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
What they participated?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
We went and I stood there. It was thousands of
people naked riding bikes and my interns one of them
was smoking hot and she's completely naked. I'm like this
feels wrong. Yeah, And they're all riding bikes around Portland naked.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Could you imagine if a group of us from iHeart
went to it happened?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
They were only in places like Portland, Oregon. It was
the only time I had the best day of my
life in that town. I was like, this is actually.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Does sound like the best day, like the best people watching.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I know, But it was so overwhelming. I didn't even
know how to be a creep, Like I totally forgot
how to do it.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Everyone's just a blur.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
And then what was her name, Andrea I think her
name was. She had long black hair. She was really
really I mean, she was an intern and she was
just standing there talking to me completely naked, and I'm
all like.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Top eyes, like, are you having a good time? Can
I get you a water?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
And I had just I mean I had just had
my daughter. I mean, I was just my head was
scrambled eggs. Oh, I had lost her manhood. It was awful.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I mean, imagine if we all went like Angry Rodney
really naked, Seg.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Scott Sloan, none of those guys would do it.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Our boss, Like, just think of all these dudes out
there just nude bike riding.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
There's not enough people here that would do it.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Nobody here would. I could think of maybe two people
here that would do it, and they don't work on EBN.
Yeah right, No, the group said all bodies and all
genders are welcome. You just have to be at least
eighteen years old and you're not allowed to bring a
cell phone in that don't want any photos videos.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Yeah, but everybody would be wearing those glasses, those with
the recordings in them.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
That would be a good idea.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Well, it's gonna happen. It's all going to get out.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
My friend has those and they make some really cool videos.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah, I mean it's gonna Look I told you, I
watch that guy on TikTok who reviews those massage places.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
He walks in with those things on and.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
They're so discreet too.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Admission is this is a pretty good deal. Admission is
thirty bucks and you get four hours of unlimited bowling
and that does include your shoe rental.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Of course, it's going to be a good deal. They
want you to be naked.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
That's got to be the employee's favorite day at this bowling.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Yeah, I'd be working overtime that day.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
You don't even have to pay me to come. I'll
do it regular overtime, no time and a half.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
I volunteer. Yeah, And they said no sexual activity.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Forget it all right, I'm off that day.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
They don't meet anyone touching each other.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
I would again. I wouldn't even know what to do.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
There was those two times in Portland that it was
that one time at the naked bike ride, and now
that they think about it, at that time when I
was paid to do a broadcast from that swingers club
and they had me and the promo girl, they brought
us upstairs to do a live tour. Oh and that's
so yeah, And Kara was her name, and she was
like this young cute girl, and they were bringing us around.
(09:33):
The manager was bringing us around, and everybody is just
having sex everywhere around us. And she just looked at
me all wide eyed, and I'm like, I don't even
know how to grab her and just bring her into
one of these rooms.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Had no idea was going in that direction.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
I was so excited.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
This nude bowling event says they're gonna have music blasting,
drinks flowing, of course, and prizes to be one like
prizes for what for clothes, Like you have the biggest
bowling bowl.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Yeah, yeah, that's right, Harry, you get to put these
pants on. Man. Now leave, I'm.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I'm tempted to go this weekend for the people watching alone.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
You know what's funny is when they do those like
those guys, those gamers will be playing a game live
on a stream, and then they do that thing called
swatting where people will sit back and watch the cops
raid the place so you could see it live on camera.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Oh I didn't know about that.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Yeah, that'd be funny if they did that at that place.
And then they're shuffling all those naked people.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Out handcuffing hundreds of nude bowlers.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Or Ice showed up.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
A time.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
I heard there's naked Mexicans inside that bowling alley.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Ice, what kind of naked people do you think you're
going to this event?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
The same ones that go to those those nude resorts,
the ones that you don't want to see.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
I mean, yeah, this has got to be old people,
the older gentlemen. I only just don't.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Care old smokers that go bowling.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
The one time I went to a nude beach, I
was with my husband. This was in Jamaica, and I
was all excited to go down there. I had a
few beverages. I'm like, hell, yeah, let's go. So you
don't know anybody, and yeah, it was like, we'll never
see these people. All of them are old yep, all
of them were seventy and up yep.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Like that's what that's what this is going to be.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
And what is going to be funny is the viral
newscast that comes out of this. They're going to send
some girl there to cover this.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Her buttoned up business suits. I'm here at Balls Out
Bowling in Pittsburgh.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
And it's called uh okay, the event is called Balls
Out Now, and you're just going to see blurred people
in the background.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Stuff. It's gonna go viral, mark my words, the little sensors.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yeah, this is sports, let's say.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
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Speaker 5 (12:11):
That Godolo four relievers, Gobato to four hitter as the
Reds blank goes Marlin six nothing to split that four
game cent Lodolo went six innings long a run on
three hits. He goes to six and six as eleventh
quality start of the season.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
So we forget about the one game it was like
twelve to two or whatever else.
Speaker 5 (12:28):
Yeah, we just got They got outscored seventeen to three
in the first two games. But now the offense has
come back and they outscore the Marlins thirteen to two
over the last two.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
We're above five hundred now though right.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Austin as two run double Spencer Steeers has homered in
the victory DLC. That's Ali Daily Cruz to you and me,
mister two hits, third read ever to reach one hundred
base hits prior to the All Star break.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
That's what they're talking about in either in an office
somewhere in either New York or LA.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Right now they're gone. Man's looking good.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
If we look good in Yankee or Blue Reds for life.
Their homestad continuous tonight up against those Colorado Rockies.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
They roll into town at twenty one and seventy two.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
They suck, they're eleven, and there we go, there we go,
there they do, there we go right the top twenty
seven more wins than they do.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
It means nothing.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Wow, that that's math eleven eleven and thirty three on
the road. Uh, they have allowed eight or more runs
and thirty two of their ninety three games this season.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
It'd be great if they do sweep them, because they
could use the cushion, you know.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Going into the All Star Oh yeah, five above. Major
League Baseball Draft set for Sunday in Atlanta. The Reds
picked ninth overall. Hopefully they'll get another top talent.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Yeah, something to replaced Ellie when he decides to bail.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Oh my gosh, your negativity.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
Positive for him to get Little League Baseball. Little League
Baseball West Side All Stars to feed at Loveland eighteen
to nothing last night in three innings. They earn their
fortieth consecutive district champion and shipow West Side advances to
the State Attorney in Ohio next week.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Good for them, that's cool.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Hell is real.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Tomorrow night TQL Stadium, the Southeastern Conference leader FC Cincinnati
facing off against that Columbus sir. And that's FC Cincinnati
seeking their fifth straight victory.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
And it's an orange out too, So where all your orange.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
For former FC Cincinnati star Brandon Vasquez suffering a torn
a cl on his right knee the other night in
the match for Austin FC. He is out for the
rest of the season. Damn, how about that. I'm surprised
it doesn't happen more. I know those guys running around? Yeah,
no kid, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
How how come they don't do that?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
But baseball players do it by standing around waiting for
the ball to come to him.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
That's a mystery of sports.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Of sports is growing.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
I'm not looking at it forever. But he's back in Arizona.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
He's going backwards and he's not throwing the ball. Grind,
no gro If he does, he's got something new. I'm
telling you. Heck with Tommy john Well, that's correct, Thank you, doc.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Men.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
Semi finals today at Wimbledon across the pond, American Taylor
Flitz takes on Carlos al Karez and top seedy Onic
Center will battle the joker Novak Djokovic. You see UFC
bantam Way champion Kayla Harrison celebrating her new title last
night with a homecoming at Middletown High School, her alma mater.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Big Rally there racing over the weekend. Yeah, she beat
up a bunch of her old bullies. That's true. That's
what I didn't go. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 6 (15:36):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
The racing NASCAR Infinity and Cup Series on the road
Course in Sonoma, California, and Wine Country Indy Car Doubleheader
Saturday and Sunday at Iowa Speedway and IMPS Right Motorsports.
My boys out of Batavia will run their Porsche in Canada. Yeah,
while you're watching all that Reds everything else, the baseball Draft, FC,
(15:59):
Cincinnati Tennis racing, you're going to be hungry.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
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Speaker 5 (16:04):
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Speaker 5 (16:22):
E you met my friend Caitlin Saint Vincent de Paul.
The Reds and the Big One are teaming up to
strike out hunger across Greater Cincinnata. You were there by
hosting food and fundraising drive tonight and tomorrow at GABP.
Fans who donate a minimum of three non perishable food
items before the game tonight and tomorrow receive a free
(16:46):
ticket voucher for a future Reds game.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Not a bad deal.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
I think it's pretty good.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Everyone, three thirty to seven thirty tonight, twelve thirty to
four thirty tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
You went to the game seg yesterday. I did. Wow.
I know.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
I can't believe you went out and went.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Now I'm gonna have to go. My NASCAR boys were
down there. Broker was fun. I didn't know to Old Dominion.
I thought that was a truck company.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
I don't know who Old Dominion was. I know one song.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
It's a basketball team. It's an Old Dominion University. I
know who they are.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
But the commercial says the hottest uh group in Nashville.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
I'm like, what I think?
Speaker 4 (17:25):
So they're not at all, not one song.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
They're not even close. What did the jelly roll or
somebody like that. It's anybody. Everybody's hot. Everybody everybody's hot,
and as.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Ye well, listen if they're hot in National, they're not
playing the park for free after the game.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
Everybody have a good weekend. On that note, one two
seven w E b N. This is the first time
we've ever done something like this.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
We are blowing out tickets front row V I P
for the Western Southern w e.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
B and fireworks.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Now, our friends over there at Miami University wants you
to sing for your seats. Okay, and uh this.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Is all leading up to something big.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Okay, as we roll into fireworks season. Here on one
O two seven, webn sing for your seats.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
It's easy. Now.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
If you're listening on the iHeartRadio app, click the little
microphone it's called the talkback while we're live. You click
it and we see you here on our dashboard. Okay,
so all week people were doing that. You call in
live it just belt out a song. Nobody did that
this week. That's fine, right, It's only the first week.
And then our after hours line a couple of people
did that. I guess, uh five one three eight one
(18:37):
three seven nine seven nine.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
And uh. Now we're not the judge, which is good
because I don't want to get screamed at or anything.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
But wait, I don't want to be responsible.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Right, but we do. We do have one judge, but
we have to go live via satellite right now because
she's on the beach.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Second right now, it's uh, Sarah Puppet, Hi, Sarah Puppet.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Hey, everybody, dud I count with you.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
What's so funny?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Well, we're we want you to pick our person who
did the best singing for sing for your seats for
the VIP seats for the Western Southern w E B
N fireworks.
Speaker 6 (19:27):
Hey know that's why I'm here. I'm at the beach here.
What just go through the people who.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Say that's fine.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Okay, here's Ryan.
Speaker 5 (19:39):
I've seen fire, and I've seen ring, I've seen.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Okay, all right, what about the next guy, Rodney Man.
Speaker 7 (19:57):
These things are very very short, so I don't have
very much time, but I guess I got one for
Chris to.
Speaker 6 (20:04):
Kick.
Speaker 7 (20:04):
Chris kicks here here kid, Chris kickcher.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
I like this one. Sent me some pictures of Okay.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
My favorite, but really it comes down to Sarah Puppet.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Yeah yeah right, it's well, she's picking.
Speaker 6 (20:17):
It, picking up now playing the final one.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Okay, this is from Sarah Puppet. We's here the final one.
This is thing for your seats for a VP front
row to the Western Southern WB and fireworks for this week.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
We're doing seven weeks. No, thank you very much for
your time.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Okay, for your time.
Speaker 6 (20:47):
I love that one.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
You like that one? Is that one? Good?
Speaker 6 (20:50):
That one's my favorite one.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
So is that the one you're gonna pick? Sarah Puppet
for this week?
Speaker 6 (20:57):
I no, no, I'm live at the beach in for
this week, I pick song how did my Girl Not go?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
With Ryan?
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Song? Yes, love that one too, Sarah Puppet, thank you well, thanks.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
For picking the winner for this week. We'll do it
again when you come back from the beach. None of
your business, all right, well, we will see you back
here at the studio and uh next week we'll pick
another winner for the Western Southern WI on Fireworks front
row v I P seats sing for your seats courtesy
of our friends at Miami University.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Thank you, Sarah Puppett, Thank you all right, thank you
very much for your time. She goes from the beach
(22:23):
feels sank.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Guys, Well, we got our winner, So congratulations to that
woman there. Have the call her, get her info there
and then she'll be sitting front row BP well all week.
If you want to sing for your seats, uh, feel
free to hit us up live on the air at
five one three seven, four nine one o two seven
Just get right into your song whatever you want to do.
And then also uh the talkback feature on the iHeartRadio
(22:47):
app and the after hours line. You can leave a
voicemail anytime, twenty four hours a day. At five one, three, eight, one, three, seven, nine,
seven nine, our buddy Tyler is on the phone to
talk to us.
Speaker 8 (22:58):
Hello, Tyler, Hey, how are you doing?
Speaker 3 (23:01):
This has got to be important now for those who
don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
You don't see it obviously because we're in the studio,
but we have a phone screen and Tyler will call
from a home phone and a cell phone at the
same time all morning long.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
That's loyalty.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Yeah, so when he does that, it's got to be super,
super important.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
So let's let's hear what's going on, Tyler.
Speaker 8 (23:22):
I'm not gonna had a hope from you.
Speaker 6 (23:24):
All.
Speaker 8 (23:24):
Wait, that's you know what.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
He hasn't heard from you.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Oh oh, so, so I have you have to hear
from me? Well, I'm on the radio.
Speaker 8 (23:35):
Yeah, i'd be hard more than you got picked up.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Okay, he's calling you out.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Oh I know.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
But because when you call from all these different lines
and stuff, I go, oh, okay, it's got to be important.
Did I pick up and I go, hey, so what's
so important?
Speaker 3 (23:50):
You go?
Speaker 9 (23:50):
Not?
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Then, Tyler, what's.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
So important going on?
Speaker 8 (24:01):
All y'all doing b IP tickets?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Are you going to sing for us?
Speaker 8 (24:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
All right, let's sea go ahead.
Speaker 8 (24:10):
We will we will walk you keep going, keep going,
we will we will walk you.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
You know what, Tyler?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
You know I have when it comes to, like to
something like the fireworks, I have a little bit of stroke.
You could sit front row and you you just come
and I'll put your front row.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Will you actually come?
Speaker 8 (24:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Yeah, who are you.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Going to bring?
Speaker 8 (24:42):
Probably me and kids?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Okay, it's a family affair.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Yeah, because usually he'll bring up like somebody that he brings,
like some other girl from another radio station.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
We can't have that.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Yeah, it always brings up. That's fine.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
I don't care, Tyler. We would love to have have
you there with us.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
What are you doing? You're going outside? Or something I heard?
I heard like the screen door open. Oh, you're gonna
leave for work. Okay, you take the cordless phone with you. Okay,
no one else is allowed to use it, I guess
at the house only only, Oh, only you're allowed to you, sir,
(25:24):
he's a cordless phone at the house.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Now, when you have you been to the fireworks before, Tyler? Yeah,
I figured it out.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Here's the here's the thing, you know. I was always like,
what's the deal with the tarps? You know at the fireworks.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
I know people can save the space, Yeah, but it's.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
A whole deeper tradition. The tarp is the same tarp
that people cover their above ground pool with at the
end of the summer.
Speaker 10 (25:47):
So they go, while we're breaking out the tarp to
cover our above ground pool, we'll bring it down and
sit on it at the fireworks, and then we'll bring
it home and then cover our above ground I'm pooling.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Let's not bring the city back to our backyards. All
the gunk on the steps.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
Oh, go to work, Tyler.
Speaker 8 (26:10):
Yeah bye, have a good day.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
There he goes.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
I can't wait to meet Tyler in real life. I
think he will. I think he'll be there.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Sarah, she's got important stuff.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
She's gonna thrust into your ear canal, I like.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Thrust into your ears.
Speaker 6 (26:38):
You.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
I know, ears are totally gross. Ears are only good
on girls to nibble on and stuff. But when a
girl like gets close to a guy's here, I'm always.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Like, get what I'm not nibbling on a hairy ear?
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Guys, you guys got to clean.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
That stuff out by the way, the nose, the ears,
all of that stuff is important. No girl wants to
put her tongue on hair.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
I don't see how girls or even gay dudes are
in the guys. I see myself naked every day and
I'm always like, uh, why.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Would a woman want that?
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Would I don't know why anybody. I don't even want it,
and I'm attached to it.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
There are so many women that I see and I'm like,
no man is deserving of a woman that looks like that.
There are a lot of good looking women out there,
and dudes, yep, we all got to step it up. Okay,
you do clean out your ish.
Speaker 11 (27:32):
Also, yes, if you have drugs, well you gotta be
on them to look at this body and be like yes,
hell yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Hey, whatever it takes. You gotta be a lot smarter
with your stuff. Okay. So in Wisconsin, this guy is
making the headlines thirty seven years old, and he was
wanted for a bunch of stuff. But during this traffic stop,
an officer got his K nine on him and during
the search, the dog found a bag I want a dork.
(28:05):
It was labeled definitely not a bag full of drugs.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
That's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
It's a bag full of drugs.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Don't even look in their officer, it tells you right there, it's.
Speaker 6 (28:20):
Not in there.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
It's just a sandwich.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Yeah, what a just baloney.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
You've been talking about frying up baloney. I've been craving
it since you talked about it. With a fried egg
and it gets right there on the toast.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
I come home and I walk into my apartment. I've
burned out all my candles. It smells like fried bloney.
So when I walk in, I go, oh, I want one.
So it's just a vicious cycle.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
I mean, it's very close to a hot dog. But
in this definitely not a bag full of drugs, labeled
bag inside of it a bunch of cocaine, a loaded gun.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Where's Wisconsin?
Speaker 2 (28:59):
In Wisconsin, there's nothing.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
They should just be allowed to do all kinds. There's
nothing to do there.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
I've never been there.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
I should neither of I. But I could easily just
tell you there's nothing to do there. You know it sucks.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Yeah, I'm just know them for the cheese and the packers.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
So there you go.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Yeah, if you're just doing if all you could go
have iut to do is cheese.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Then there's going on, then you should have all the
bags yeah labeled definitely not a bag full of drugs.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
If they had a long ass meeting, they go, I
don't know, all right, it's been six hours.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
What have we got cheese? It's fine, going home. Where's
my bag of not drugs?
Speaker 2 (29:36):
I'm actually going there in October to see a Bengals
Packers game, so it'd be my first time. I'll let
you know if there's sure things beyond cheese.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Make sure you pack your bag of not drugs.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Inside this bag cocaine, a loaded gun, drug paraphernalia, and
a bunch of cash. I think it was like one
hundred and forty bucks.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
What was inside the bag that said drugs legos.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
That's everything inside this bag. So the officers, the pick
is trending all of our social media. They got it
all spread out. Yeah, and now this guy's been charged
with possession of a firearm by a felon, possession of cocaine,
and a possession of drug paraphernalias.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
That's always funny when a guy like that gets arrested.
And like remember like there was always like a dude's
bugshadow come out and he'd be wearing like a Dare
shirt and he just got arrested for like, you know,
drinking and driving or something or mom, Mom's against drinking,
and they'd be wearing those shirts. Yes, those are always funny, Dare.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Oh my god, that takes me back to middle school. Yeah,
but yeah, So the photo is trending all of our
social media. I have to get it up because it
is very funny.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
The best one so far, though, the best story of
the year is the crack smoking raccoon.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Oh my gosh, it doesn't get any better than that.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
And where did that work?
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Can you imagine being the police officer and you've got
your flash light in there on the driver's seat and
a little raccoon is standing there with his pipe.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
That raccoon's going on tour with the cash you outside girl.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Here and the smoking monkeys.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Yeah, they're gonna be a Heritage Bank center.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
They're hanging out with that black bear that's running around Cincinnatis.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
They're going on a big, a big tour, a big
influencer tour. Today is July eleventh. Okay, everybody, hopefully you're safe,
you're not dead.
Speaker 6 (31:21):
That's a right way to start.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
Off the day Christopher to be alive and well on
this day. In nineteen ninety nine, a three week run
at number one for their album's significant other, Limp Biscuit.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
In nineteen ninety.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Nine, my husband and I we love Lympus Gets so
much that our wedding party entered to Roland and it
was awesome. A big fan of them.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
In two thousand, Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich was first to
testify at Senate hearing over the copyright law. The issue
is concerned Napster.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Do you remember Napster?
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Yes? I do.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
It takes me back, yeah, it does two thousand Wow.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
And there's a great documentary that you could watch called Downloaded,
and it has the creators of Napster and their fight
with the record industry and all that stuff. And they
were told the record industry in the beginning, hey, listen,
we have this this new software and stuff that helps
distribute music and all that easily through the internet.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
We should work together on this. And the record industry
was like fete it go away.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Absolutely, And then when it started to get big and
people were doing it for free without the record companies,
the record companies are like, oh, stop it stop it
Yeah this day. In nineteen eighty seven, this song came
out Luca from Susanna Vegas.
Speaker 9 (32:45):
I live that second Fairs.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
It's a sad song about this kid getting the snop
feed out of advice his family. Oh yeah, it's a
nice good song.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Yeah, feel good song.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
This song came out in nineteen eighty three, the first
cassette I ever owned. My grandmother Mama bought this for
me for my birthday.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
I think it was Yep, that's cute.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Eddie Grant Electric Gabbin Wow, certified gold in nineteen eighty three.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
We're so Different. My first cassette was Lion King. Yeah
that is a track to Lion King.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
I would have threw that at my grandmother.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Whatever that cassette slapped it just so good.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
In nineteen ninety six, the smash single This was certified
platinum and it went quadruple platinum three months later, the Mockerato.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
We used to dance that one after every dance class.
I took a lot of dance classes growing up, and
that was always the final little dance that we would
do every day.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
Listen you think we played the same songs over and over.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
My friend Keeler was working in Providence on a station
called Kicks one oh six, and I.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Went to visit him for like a week. He was
on the morning show. They played that song. It was
on a forty five minute rotation every forty five minutes.
And that's the truth, because I was like, wow, you
guys play a song a lot. He's like, it's in
forty five minute rotation.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
So we got sick of it.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Real fine, real fun.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
They still played at weddings. I was just at a
wedding a few months ago. Oh white people, Hey, Macaina,
the same thing over and over. I'm sure wedding DJs
are like, I'm.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
Done white people music. Yep. That's when when that song
comes on some drunk chickouts it's.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
My sock, that's me, it's my shock.
Speaker 6 (34:42):
I've run to the dance.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Floor the Maena the horrible white person.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Kidchris dot Com, of course, is your one stop shop
for everything, and of course I'm always updating stuff on
like like kid Chris on all the social media's and
stuff like this guy out there looks like some like
a karaoke place at like a bar party or whatever.
This guy, you know, they always have the DJ that'll
(35:08):
set up the karaoke set up, and then he's.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
Got to get everybody going yeah, yeah. So he's the guy.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
He's got his hair all slicked, he's all got his
turtle neck, and he's getting everybody going.
Speaker 7 (35:19):
Man, this is how we do. And away from dad
and thank you. I want to see the Hoods been
good to me?
Speaker 3 (35:36):
Are you? If you go look to uh, well, anyone
like my Twitter account or whatever, you'll.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
See I can just tell that he is.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Oh he is so white. And he's got the the
like the mustache that's not fully grown in. It looks
just looks like a smudge.
Speaker 6 (35:51):
You know what.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Though we all sound like that when we sing that song.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
I don't sing that song.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
This is how I do it.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
I never sit there and said I'm more work g.
Speaker 7 (36:03):
This is how we do and the way I want
to beat. See the Hoods been good to me.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
I never said that the hood has been good to me.
The white guys in.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
A turtleneck with his gold outside the turtleneck.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
That's a lot better than most karaoke that you hear though.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Oh yeah, But to kick it off with that, I'd
be like, we're leaving, get me the check.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
I'm like I'll stick around if this guy sings all
of the song.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
If you stay up there, dude, I'll stay I don't
want to hear anybody else and just keep doing that
song over and over.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
This is how we do it. Uh.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
And then I saw this This isn't me but and
I love when this happens though. It is kind of funny,
like I get tagged in videos of like public access shows,
getting prank calls, and then people will tag it and
they'll go, is this you like?
Speaker 3 (36:58):
So now like I'm the brand I'm prank calls. I
love that, but I always will answer and say, no,
it's not me, because I don't want to take credit
for other people's stuff.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
But this is not me calling this guy. He had
like a public access show called Brother Billy. Some dudes
called in and just fed with him. He's a religious
dude taking calls and it's hilarious. The video is up
on my social media.
Speaker 9 (37:21):
What do you want to pray about tonight? I was
hoping you could pray for me. I'm having a hard
time here, Okay.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
I'm addicted to heroin and I like fucking horses.
Speaker 9 (37:35):
In the.
Speaker 6 (37:41):
Lord Hill.
Speaker 9 (37:42):
These people Hello, Hello, Oh, is this the reverend on
the radio. Yes, it is how you doing tonight? Oh
I'm not feeling too good, Reverend. My brother Jane had
a stroke and he's in the hospital and he has
two young daughters and we don't know if he's going
to speak again. He was in so he and he
had a stroke. He was in penile and plant surgery.
(38:04):
He was trying to increase the lengths of this penis.
He was trying to get them.
Speaker 7 (38:10):
Brother, you're gonna wish you had to call me tonight.
Speaker 9 (38:15):
You're playing games with God and you're gonna die like
a food.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
I love the piano music playing in the background too.
I want that just to chill fine while we're on
the air taking calls, just a chill piano music of
the Lord.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Well, these guys are making the most disgusting request.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
Or this guy this is Oh you're in the air, dad,
Thank god. Lord. I'm a lowercase G. And the Hoods
were good to me. And finally get to.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
The hood gets to that part real quick.
Speaker 11 (38:56):
Oh yeah, this is how we do our hands and
away from kata.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
Thank you, Mac.
Speaker 7 (39:07):
I want to beat ba. See the Hoods been good
to me.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
He's not bad all.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Day everybody's gonna be saying that that's the truth for today.
That'll be named podcast ever since I've been a lowercase Jack,
all right. And then finally, if you go to kid
Chris dot com. I don't know what country this guy
is from, but it's a great video of a cover.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
Doing some linkoud part for you. This guy's hair all frosted.
Now he's very fat.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Are you.
Speaker 9 (39:52):
Don't know what.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
Show?
Speaker 6 (39:59):
Induru woo?
Speaker 3 (40:04):
They expecting Sunday the Lord and he got wings and
he's flying to the cloud the nice speakn so, now
I got bean good speak on.
Speaker 9 (40:22):
Getting wrong.
Speaker 6 (40:22):
I begun hissing. I let m dude.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
I can see ice chasing him to the clouds.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
It's a nerve for me.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
Dog. But the hood's been good
Speaker 4 (40:36):
To him though, ever since he was a lowercase judea
Yeah, it's a kid Chris Show one O two seven
Web and Friday morning. Our phone number here is five
three seven four nine one two seven. That gets you
on the radio with us here and later on this
morning we will be picking the first winner to sit
VIP front row for the Western Southern WB and fireworks.
(00:20):
Somebody that sang for the front row seats.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Actually Sarah Puppet is going to be doing the picking
with that.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Speaking of singing, uh, this dropped I guess like twelve
hours ago.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Some new Deftones and I haven't put out new music
in a long time.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
We're gonna playing this a lot. When a band puts
out new music, we kick you into balls with it
for like twenty four hours.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Then it goes away.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Nothing like a good kick in the balls to get
the weekend started.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
It's Steph the heavy music, and then the guy.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Winds kind of how rock and roll goes.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yeah. They they've had the same sound though for.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
When they're from Sacramento and when I lived there that
we had the same tax guy and he was pretty funny.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
He goes, yeah, you know they do.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Okay, your brackets are a little different.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
But not really, he was again, you think these rock
stars make up time. They don't.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Are you saying that you make the same amount of.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Money as a rock I'm saying I didn't say that.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I'm saying you think that because they're rock stars, they
make a lot of money. They get paid from the
record company on one salary, and then the record company
takes all the money when they sell records. You heard
when we talked to uh Chevelle and those guys. You
remember when Mike from Stain came on. He had that
(02:00):
record deal. He exposed him for twenty something years and
he says they still owe money to the record company.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
They haven't made money.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah. He was really adamant about going out to support
whenever they're actually playing live somewhere and purchasing the merchandise.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yeah. So when you go see these bands, don't assume
that they're, oh, these guys a zillionaires.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
No, not assuming that, But it is kind of cool
to say, hey, you got the same tax guy.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Right.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Let's see over here is this? This is pretty interesting
And it's only because I try to find ways to
help me fall asleep at night, but this this airport.
Some dude just for fun took samples of what the
airport sounds like and it made like ambient music to it,
and then airport goes, hey, that's pretty cool. Can we
(02:51):
have that and just pipe it through our airport?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah, not a bad idea.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I don't know where I need a pillow. Heat thrown
airport is.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I think it's in London in my blanket so this
is this is in the airport and my dog. So
some dude on mine just made this about that and
the airport said can we have that and just play it?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Did they pay him?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I don't know. I doubt it.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
The hustle and bustle at the airport, there's something peaceful
about it.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah. I could just have this on in my ears
that night and go to sleep. Took right.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Where do we find this at if we do want
to listen to this as we're falling asleep?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Easy.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah, it's up for free and uh, I guess it's
on SoundCloud. You just look it up. It's called.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I Never thought to fall asleep to airport music.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
It's called uh heat heat throw airport. You just just
look that up.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Okay. I'm a big fan of the box fan.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Sounds sounds of heat throw. I think it's called h
E a T H R O W something like that.
When you google it you'll find it.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
But yeah, the ear buds in and drift away.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Obviously it's a longer version, so you can go get that.
And then this weekend I'll experiment with it. When I
put my my ear goggles on.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
You're gonna try it?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Oh my god, Yes, I need anything at this point.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
It's good to experiment over the weekend.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I almost use a hammer last night.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Just take yourself out. It does get like that sometimes.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
And then my dog last night at two o'clock in
the morning was at the door barking because she had
to go pee.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I'm like, god, damn, it, isn't it the best?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yeah? And this year is Sarah Elise bringing up to you?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah, hell yeah, Christopher. Have you heard of Balls Out Bowling?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Well? I saw it in the paper.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
All right, that's no fun. I'm sure there are a
lot of people that haven't heard of this before because
it happens in Pittsburgh. It happens in Pittsburgh. It's going
down this weekend. It's an annual bowling event where no
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clothing is allowed except the bowling shoes. You gotta wear
the bowling shoes. You don't need to be slipping around.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
And it's like everything's very like hyper color.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
The nude group said bottoms are optional for the ladies,
and don't forget a towel. I guess that's the when
you go back to sit down after your bowl. Ye
put my cheeks on the seat.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
But the people that go to the gym don't even
do that, and they're wearing clothes and they're sweaty and so,
but you expect the people that are naked to do that.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
I don't need to see naked Pittsburgh dudes bowling a listen.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
When I worked in Portland, Oregon, they used to do
the naked bike ride and I was like, well, that.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Can't be comfy on the guys.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I was like, there's no way that really happened. So
we went down there and uh. I had a few
interns that were girls and all that, and they're like, oh,
we want to do it. That sounds fun, and I'm like.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
What they participated?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
We went and I stood there. It was thousands of
people naked riding bikes and my interns one of them
was smoking hot and she's completely naked. I'm like this
feels wrong. Yeah, And they're all riding bikes around Portland naked.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Could you imagine if a group of us from iHeart
went to it happened?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
They were only in places like Portland, Oregon. It was
the only time I had the best day of my
life in that town. I was like, this is actually.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Does sound like the best day, like the best people watching.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I know, But it was so overwhelming. I didn't even
know how to be a creep, Like I totally forgot
how to do it.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Everyone's just a blur.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
And then what was her name, Andrea I think her
name was. She had long black hair. She was really
really I mean, she was an intern and she was
just standing there talking to me completely naked, and I'm
all like.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Top eyes, like, are you having a good time? Can
I get you a water?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
And I had just I mean I had just had
my daughter. I mean, I was just my head was
scrambled eggs. Oh, I had lost her manhood. It was awful.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I mean, imagine if we all went like Angry Rodney
really naked, Seg.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Scott Sloan, none of those guys would do it.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Our boss, Like, just think of all these dudes out
there just nude bike riding.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
There's not enough people here that would do it.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Nobody here would. I could think of maybe two people
here that would do it, and they don't work on EBN.
Yeah right, No, the group said all bodies and all
genders are welcome. You just have to be at least
eighteen years old and you're not allowed to bring a
cell phone in that don't want any photos videos.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Yeah, but everybody would be wearing those glasses, those with
the recordings in them.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
That would be a good idea.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Well, it's gonna happen. It's all going to get out.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
My friend has those and they make some really cool videos.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah, I mean it's gonna Look I told you, I
watch that guy on TikTok who reviews those massage places.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
He walks in with those things on and.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
They're so discreet too.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Admission is this is a pretty good deal. Admission is
thirty bucks and you get four hours of unlimited bowling
and that does include your shoe rental.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Of course, it's going to be a good deal. They
want you to be naked.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
That's got to be the employee's favorite day at this bowling.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Yeah, I'd be working overtime that day.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
You don't even have to pay me to come. I'll
do it regular overtime, no time and a half.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
I volunteer. Yeah, And they said no sexual activity.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Forget it all right, I'm off that day.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
They don't meet anyone touching each other.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
I would again. I wouldn't even know what to do.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
There was those two times in Portland that it was
that one time at the naked bike ride, and now
that they think about it, at that time when I
was paid to do a broadcast from that swingers club
and they had me and the promo girl, they brought
us upstairs to do a live tour. Oh and that's
so yeah, And Kara was her name, and she was
like this young cute girl, and they were bringing us around.
(09:33):
The manager was bringing us around, and everybody is just
having sex everywhere around us. And she just looked at
me all wide eyed, and I'm like, I don't even
know how to grab her and just bring her into
one of these rooms.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Had no idea was going in that direction.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
I was so excited.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
This nude bowling event says they're gonna have music blasting,
drinks flowing, of course, and prizes to be one like
prizes for what for clothes, Like you have the biggest
bowling bowl.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Yeah, yeah, that's right, Harry, you get to put these
pants on. Man. Now leave, I'm.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I'm tempted to go this weekend for the people watching alone.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
You know what's funny is when they do those like
those guys, those gamers will be playing a game live
on a stream, and then they do that thing called
swatting where people will sit back and watch the cops
raid the place so you could see it live on camera.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Oh I didn't know about that.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Yeah, that'd be funny if they did that at that place.
And then they're shuffling all those naked people.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Out handcuffing hundreds of nude bowlers.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Or Ice showed up.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
A time.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
I heard there's naked Mexicans inside that bowling alley.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Ice, what kind of naked people do you think you're
going to this event?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
The same ones that go to those those nude resorts,
the ones that you don't want to see.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
I mean, yeah, this has got to be old people,
the older gentlemen. I only just don't.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Care old smokers that go bowling.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
The one time I went to a nude beach, I
was with my husband. This was in Jamaica, and I
was all excited to go down there. I had a
few beverages. I'm like, hell, yeah, let's go. So you
don't know anybody, and yeah, it was like, we'll never
see these people. All of them are old yep, all
of them were seventy and up yep.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Like that's what that's what this is going to be.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
And what is going to be funny is the viral
newscast that comes out of this. They're going to send
some girl there to cover this.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Her buttoned up business suits. I'm here at Balls Out
Bowling in Pittsburgh.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
And it's called uh okay, the event is called Balls
Out Now, and you're just going to see blurred people
in the background.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Stuff. It's gonna go viral, mark my words, the little sensors.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yeah, this is sports, let's say.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
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Speaker 5 (12:11):
That Godolo four relievers, Gobato to four hitter as the
Reds blank goes Marlin six nothing to split that four
game cent Lodolo went six innings long a run on
three hits. He goes to six and six as eleventh
quality start of the season.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
So we forget about the one game it was like
twelve to two or whatever else.
Speaker 5 (12:28):
Yeah, we just got They got outscored seventeen to three
in the first two games. But now the offense has
come back and they outscore the Marlins thirteen to two
over the last two.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
We're above five hundred now though right.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Austin as two run double Spencer Steeers has homered in
the victory DLC. That's Ali Daily Cruz to you and me,
mister two hits, third read ever to reach one hundred
base hits prior to the All Star break.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
That's what they're talking about in either in an office
somewhere in either New York or LA.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Right now they're gone. Man's looking good.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
If we look good in Yankee or Blue Reds for life.
Their homestad continuous tonight up against those Colorado Rockies.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
They roll into town at twenty one and seventy two.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
They suck, they're eleven, and there we go, there we go,
there they do, there we go right the top twenty
seven more wins than they do.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
It means nothing.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Wow, that that's math eleven eleven and thirty three on
the road. Uh, they have allowed eight or more runs
and thirty two of their ninety three games this season.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
It'd be great if they do sweep them, because they
could use the cushion, you know.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Going into the All Star Oh yeah, five above. Major
League Baseball Draft set for Sunday in Atlanta. The Reds
picked ninth overall. Hopefully they'll get another top talent.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Yeah, something to replaced Ellie when he decides to bail.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Oh my gosh, your negativity.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
Positive for him to get Little League Baseball. Little League
Baseball West Side All Stars to feed at Loveland eighteen
to nothing last night in three innings. They earn their
fortieth consecutive district champion and shipow West Side advances to
the State Attorney in Ohio next week.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Good for them, that's cool.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Hell is real.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Tomorrow night TQL Stadium, the Southeastern Conference leader FC Cincinnati
facing off against that Columbus sir. And that's FC Cincinnati
seeking their fifth straight victory.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
And it's an orange out too, So where all your orange.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
For former FC Cincinnati star Brandon Vasquez suffering a torn
a cl on his right knee the other night in
the match for Austin FC. He is out for the
rest of the season. Damn, how about that. I'm surprised
it doesn't happen more. I know those guys running around? Yeah,
no kid, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
How how come they don't do that?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
But baseball players do it by standing around waiting for
the ball to come to him.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
That's a mystery of sports.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Of sports is growing.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
I'm not looking at it forever. But he's back in Arizona.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
He's going backwards and he's not throwing the ball. Grind,
no gro If he does, he's got something new. I'm
telling you. Heck with Tommy john Well, that's correct, Thank you, doc.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Men.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
Semi finals today at Wimbledon across the pond, American Taylor
Flitz takes on Carlos al Karez and top seedy Onic
Center will battle the joker Novak Djokovic. You see UFC
bantam Way champion Kayla Harrison celebrating her new title last
night with a homecoming at Middletown High School, her alma mater.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Big Rally there racing over the weekend. Yeah, she beat
up a bunch of her old bullies. That's true. That's
what I didn't go. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 6 (15:36):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
The racing NASCAR Infinity and Cup Series on the road
Course in Sonoma, California, and Wine Country Indy Car Doubleheader
Saturday and Sunday at Iowa Speedway and IMPS Right Motorsports.
My boys out of Batavia will run their Porsche in Canada. Yeah,
while you're watching all that Reds everything else, the baseball Draft, FC,
(15:59):
Cincinnati Tennis racing, you're going to be hungry.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
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Speaker 5 (16:04):
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Speaker 2 (16:09):
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Speaker 3 (16:19):
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Speaker 5 (16:22):
E you met my friend Caitlin Saint Vincent de Paul.
The Reds and the Big One are teaming up to
strike out hunger across Greater Cincinnata. You were there by
hosting food and fundraising drive tonight and tomorrow at GABP.
Fans who donate a minimum of three non perishable food
items before the game tonight and tomorrow receive a free
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ticket voucher for a future Reds game.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Not a bad deal.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
I think it's pretty good.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Everyone, three thirty to seven thirty tonight, twelve thirty to
four thirty tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
You went to the game seg yesterday. I did. Wow.
I know.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
I can't believe you went out and went.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Now I'm gonna have to go. My NASCAR boys were
down there. Broker was fun. I didn't know to Old Dominion.
I thought that was a truck company.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
I don't know who Old Dominion was. I know one song.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
It's a basketball team. It's an Old Dominion University. I
know who they are.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
But the commercial says the hottest uh group in Nashville.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
I'm like, what I think?
Speaker 4 (17:25):
So they're not at all, not one song.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
They're not even close. What did the jelly roll or
somebody like that. It's anybody. Everybody's hot. Everybody everybody's hot,
and as.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Ye well, listen if they're hot in National, they're not
playing the park for free after the game.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
Everybody have a good weekend. On that note, one two
seven w E b N. This is the first time
we've ever done something like this.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
We are blowing out tickets front row V I P
for the Western Southern w e.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
B and fireworks.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Now, our friends over there at Miami University wants you
to sing for your seats. Okay, and uh this.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Is all leading up to something big.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Okay, as we roll into fireworks season. Here on one
O two seven, webn sing for your seats.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
It's easy. Now.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
If you're listening on the iHeartRadio app, click the little
microphone it's called the talkback while we're live. You click
it and we see you here on our dashboard. Okay,
so all week people were doing that. You call in
live it just belt out a song. Nobody did that
this week. That's fine, right, It's only the first week.
And then our after hours line a couple of people
did that. I guess, uh five one three eight one
(18:37):
three seven nine seven nine.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
And uh. Now we're not the judge, which is good
because I don't want to get screamed at or anything.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
But wait, I don't want to be responsible.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Right, but we do. We do have one judge, but
we have to go live via satellite right now because
she's on the beach.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Second right now, it's uh, Sarah Puppet, Hi, Sarah Puppet.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Hey, everybody, dud I count with you.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
What's so funny?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Well, we're we want you to pick our person who
did the best singing for sing for your seats for
the VIP seats for the Western Southern w E B
N fireworks.
Speaker 6 (19:27):
Hey know that's why I'm here. I'm at the beach here.
What just go through the people who.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Say that's fine.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Okay, here's Ryan.
Speaker 5 (19:39):
I've seen fire, and I've seen ring, I've seen.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Okay, all right, what about the next guy, Rodney Man.
Speaker 7 (19:57):
These things are very very short, so I don't have
very much time, but I guess I got one for
Chris to.
Speaker 6 (20:04):
Kick.
Speaker 7 (20:04):
Chris kicks here here kid, Chris kickcher.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
I like this one. Sent me some pictures of Okay.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
My favorite, but really it comes down to Sarah Puppet.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Yeah yeah right, it's well, she's picking.
Speaker 6 (20:17):
It, picking up now playing the final one.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Okay, this is from Sarah Puppet. We's here the final one.
This is thing for your seats for a VP front
row to the Western Southern WB and fireworks for this week.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
We're doing seven weeks. No, thank you very much for
your time.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Okay, for your time.
Speaker 6 (20:47):
I love that one.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
You like that one? Is that one? Good?
Speaker 6 (20:50):
That one's my favorite one.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
So is that the one you're gonna pick? Sarah Puppet
for this week?
Speaker 6 (20:57):
I no, no, I'm live at the beach in for
this week, I pick song how did my Girl Not go?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
With Ryan?
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Song? Yes, love that one too, Sarah Puppet, thank you well, thanks.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
For picking the winner for this week. We'll do it
again when you come back from the beach. None of
your business, all right, well, we will see you back
here at the studio and uh next week we'll pick
another winner for the Western Southern WI on Fireworks front
row v I P seats sing for your seats courtesy
of our friends at Miami University.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Thank you, Sarah Puppett, Thank you all right, thank you
very much for your time. She goes from the beach
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feels sank.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Guys, Well, we got our winner, So congratulations to that
woman there. Have the call her, get her info there
and then she'll be sitting front row BP well all week.
If you want to sing for your seats, uh, feel
free to hit us up live on the air at
five one three seven, four nine one o two seven
Just get right into your song whatever you want to do.
And then also uh the talkback feature on the iHeartRadio
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app and the after hours line. You can leave a
voicemail anytime, twenty four hours a day. At five one, three, eight, one, three, seven, nine,
seven nine, our buddy Tyler is on the phone to
talk to us.
Speaker 8 (22:58):
Hello, Tyler, Hey, how are you doing?
Speaker 3 (23:01):
This has got to be important now for those who
don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
You don't see it obviously because we're in the studio,
but we have a phone screen and Tyler will call
from a home phone and a cell phone at the
same time all morning long.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
That's loyalty.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Yeah, so when he does that, it's got to be super,
super important.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
So let's let's hear what's going on, Tyler.
Speaker 8 (23:22):
I'm not gonna had a hope from you.
Speaker 6 (23:24):
All.
Speaker 8 (23:24):
Wait, that's you know what.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
He hasn't heard from you.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Oh oh, so, so I have you have to hear
from me? Well, I'm on the radio.
Speaker 8 (23:35):
Yeah, i'd be hard more than you got picked up.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Okay, he's calling you out.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Oh I know.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
But because when you call from all these different lines
and stuff, I go, oh, okay, it's got to be important.
Did I pick up and I go, hey, so what's
so important?
Speaker 3 (23:50):
You go?
Speaker 9 (23:50):
Not?
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Then, Tyler, what's.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
So important going on?
Speaker 8 (24:01):
All y'all doing b IP tickets?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Are you going to sing for us?
Speaker 8 (24:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
All right, let's sea go ahead.
Speaker 8 (24:10):
We will we will walk you keep going, keep going,
we will we will walk you.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
You know what, Tyler?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
You know I have when it comes to, like to
something like the fireworks, I have a little bit of stroke.
You could sit front row and you you just come
and I'll put your front row.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Will you actually come?
Speaker 8 (24:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Yeah, who are you.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Going to bring?
Speaker 8 (24:42):
Probably me and kids?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Okay, it's a family affair.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Yeah, because usually he'll bring up like somebody that he brings,
like some other girl from another radio station.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
We can't have that.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Yeah, it always brings up. That's fine.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
I don't care, Tyler. We would love to have have
you there with us.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
What are you doing? You're going outside? Or something I heard?
I heard like the screen door open. Oh, you're gonna
leave for work. Okay, you take the cordless phone with you. Okay,
no one else is allowed to use it, I guess
at the house only only, Oh, only you're allowed to you, sir,
(25:24):
he's a cordless phone at the house.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Now, when you have you been to the fireworks before, Tyler? Yeah,
I figured it out.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Here's the here's the thing, you know. I was always like,
what's the deal with the tarps? You know at the fireworks.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
I know people can save the space, Yeah, but it's.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
A whole deeper tradition. The tarp is the same tarp
that people cover their above ground pool with at the
end of the summer.
Speaker 10 (25:47):
So they go, while we're breaking out the tarp to
cover our above ground pool, we'll bring it down and
sit on it at the fireworks, and then we'll bring
it home and then cover our above ground I'm pooling.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Let's not bring the city back to our backyards. All
the gunk on the steps.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
Oh, go to work, Tyler.
Speaker 8 (26:10):
Yeah bye, have a good day.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
There he goes.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
I can't wait to meet Tyler in real life. I
think he will. I think he'll be there.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Sarah, she's got important stuff.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
She's gonna thrust into your ear canal, I like.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Thrust into your ears.
Speaker 6 (26:38):
You.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
I know, ears are totally gross. Ears are only good
on girls to nibble on and stuff. But when a
girl like gets close to a guy's here, I'm always.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Like, get what I'm not nibbling on a hairy ear?
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Guys, you guys got to clean.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
That stuff out by the way, the nose, the ears,
all of that stuff is important. No girl wants to
put her tongue on hair.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
I don't see how girls or even gay dudes are
in the guys. I see myself naked every day and
I'm always like, uh, why.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Would a woman want that?
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Would I don't know why anybody. I don't even want it,
and I'm attached to it.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
There are so many women that I see and I'm like,
no man is deserving of a woman that looks like that.
There are a lot of good looking women out there,
and dudes, yep, we all got to step it up. Okay,
you do clean out your ish.
Speaker 11 (27:32):
Also, yes, if you have drugs, well you gotta be
on them to look at this body and be like yes,
hell yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Hey, whatever it takes. You gotta be a lot smarter
with your stuff. Okay. So in Wisconsin, this guy is
making the headlines thirty seven years old, and he was
wanted for a bunch of stuff. But during this traffic stop,
an officer got his K nine on him and during
the search, the dog found a bag I want a dork.
(28:05):
It was labeled definitely not a bag full of drugs.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
That's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
It's a bag full of drugs.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Don't even look in their officer, it tells you right there, it's.
Speaker 6 (28:20):
Not in there.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
It's just a sandwich.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Yeah, what a just baloney.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
You've been talking about frying up baloney. I've been craving
it since you talked about it. With a fried egg
and it gets right there on the toast.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
I come home and I walk into my apartment. I've
burned out all my candles. It smells like fried bloney.
So when I walk in, I go, oh, I want one.
So it's just a vicious cycle.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
I mean, it's very close to a hot dog. But
in this definitely not a bag full of drugs, labeled
bag inside of it a bunch of cocaine, a loaded gun.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Where's Wisconsin?
Speaker 2 (28:59):
In Wisconsin, there's nothing.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
They should just be allowed to do all kinds. There's
nothing to do there.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
I've never been there.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
I should neither of I. But I could easily just
tell you there's nothing to do there. You know it sucks.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Yeah, I'm just know them for the cheese and the packers.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
So there you go.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Yeah, if you're just doing if all you could go
have iut to do is cheese.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Then there's going on, then you should have all the
bags yeah labeled definitely not a bag full of drugs.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
If they had a long ass meeting, they go, I
don't know, all right, it's been six hours.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
What have we got cheese? It's fine, going home. Where's
my bag of not drugs?
Speaker 2 (29:36):
I'm actually going there in October to see a Bengals
Packers game, so it'd be my first time. I'll let
you know if there's sure things beyond cheese.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Make sure you pack your bag of not drugs.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Inside this bag cocaine, a loaded gun, drug paraphernalia, and
a bunch of cash. I think it was like one
hundred and forty bucks.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
What was inside the bag that said drugs legos.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
That's everything inside this bag. So the officers, the pick
is trending all of our social media. They got it
all spread out. Yeah, and now this guy's been charged
with possession of a firearm by a felon, possession of cocaine,
and a possession of drug paraphernalias.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
That's always funny when a guy like that gets arrested.
And like remember like there was always like a dude's
bugshadow come out and he'd be wearing like a Dare
shirt and he just got arrested for like, you know,
drinking and driving or something or mom, Mom's against drinking,
and they'd be wearing those shirts. Yes, those are always funny, Dare.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Oh my god, that takes me back to middle school. Yeah,
but yeah, So the photo is trending all of our
social media. I have to get it up because it
is very funny.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
The best one so far, though, the best story of
the year is the crack smoking raccoon.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Oh my gosh, it doesn't get any better than that.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
And where did that work?
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Can you imagine being the police officer and you've got
your flash light in there on the driver's seat and
a little raccoon is standing there with his pipe.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
That raccoon's going on tour with the cash you outside girl.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Here and the smoking monkeys.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Yeah, they're gonna be a Heritage Bank center.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
They're hanging out with that black bear that's running around Cincinnatis.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
They're going on a big, a big tour, a big
influencer tour. Today is July eleventh. Okay, everybody, hopefully you're safe,
you're not dead.
Speaker 6 (31:21):
That's a right way to start.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
Off the day Christopher to be alive and well on
this day. In nineteen ninety nine, a three week run
at number one for their album's significant other, Limp Biscuit.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
In nineteen ninety.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Nine, my husband and I we love Lympus Gets so
much that our wedding party entered to Roland and it
was awesome. A big fan of them.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
In two thousand, Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich was first to
testify at Senate hearing over the copyright law. The issue
is concerned Napster.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Do you remember Napster?
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Yes? I do.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
It takes me back, yeah, it does two thousand Wow.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
And there's a great documentary that you could watch called Downloaded,
and it has the creators of Napster and their fight
with the record industry and all that stuff. And they
were told the record industry in the beginning, hey, listen,
we have this this new software and stuff that helps
distribute music and all that easily through the internet.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
We should work together on this. And the record industry
was like fete it go away.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Absolutely, And then when it started to get big and
people were doing it for free without the record companies,
the record companies are like, oh, stop it stop it
Yeah this day. In nineteen eighty seven, this song came
out Luca from Susanna Vegas.
Speaker 9 (32:45):
I live that second Fairs.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
It's a sad song about this kid getting the snop
feed out of advice his family. Oh yeah, it's a
nice good song.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Yeah, feel good song.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
This song came out in nineteen eighty three, the first
cassette I ever owned. My grandmother Mama bought this for
me for my birthday.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
I think it was Yep, that's cute.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Eddie Grant Electric Gabbin Wow, certified gold in nineteen eighty three.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
We're so Different. My first cassette was Lion King. Yeah
that is a track to Lion King.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
I would have threw that at my grandmother.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Whatever that cassette slapped it just so good.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
In nineteen ninety six, the smash single This was certified
platinum and it went quadruple platinum three months later, the Mockerato.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
We used to dance that one after every dance class.
I took a lot of dance classes growing up, and
that was always the final little dance that we would
do every day.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
Listen you think we played the same songs over and over.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
My friend Keeler was working in Providence on a station
called Kicks one oh six, and I.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Went to visit him for like a week. He was
on the morning show. They played that song. It was
on a forty five minute rotation every forty five minutes.
And that's the truth, because I was like, wow, you
guys play a song a lot. He's like, it's in
forty five minute rotation.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
So we got sick of it.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Real fine, real fun.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
They still played at weddings. I was just at a
wedding a few months ago. Oh white people, Hey, Macaina,
the same thing over and over. I'm sure wedding DJs
are like, I'm.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
Done white people music. Yep. That's when when that song
comes on some drunk chickouts it's.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
My sock, that's me, it's my shock.
Speaker 6 (34:42):
I've run to the dance.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Floor the Maena the horrible white person.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Kidchris dot Com, of course, is your one stop shop
for everything, and of course I'm always updating stuff on
like like kid Chris on all the social media's and
stuff like this guy out there looks like some like
a karaoke place at like a bar party or whatever.
This guy, you know, they always have the DJ that'll
(35:08):
set up the karaoke set up, and then he's.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
Got to get everybody going yeah, yeah. So he's the guy.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
He's got his hair all slicked, he's all got his
turtle neck, and he's getting everybody going.
Speaker 7 (35:19):
Man, this is how we do. And away from dad
and thank you. I want to see the Hoods been
good to me?
Speaker 3 (35:36):
Are you? If you go look to uh, well, anyone
like my Twitter account or whatever, you'll.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
See I can just tell that he is.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Oh he is so white. And he's got the the
like the mustache that's not fully grown in. It looks
just looks like a smudge.
Speaker 6 (35:51):
You know what.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Though we all sound like that when we sing that song.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
I don't sing that song.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
This is how I do it.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
I never sit there and said I'm more work g.
Speaker 7 (36:03):
This is how we do and the way I want
to beat. See the Hoods been good to me.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
I never said that the hood has been good to me.
The white guys in.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
A turtleneck with his gold outside the turtleneck.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
That's a lot better than most karaoke that you hear though.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Oh yeah, But to kick it off with that, I'd
be like, we're leaving, get me the check.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
I'm like I'll stick around if this guy sings all
of the song.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
If you stay up there, dude, I'll stay I don't
want to hear anybody else and just keep doing that
song over and over.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
This is how we do it. Uh.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
And then I saw this This isn't me but and
I love when this happens though. It is kind of funny,
like I get tagged in videos of like public access shows,
getting prank calls, and then people will tag it and
they'll go, is this you like?
Speaker 3 (36:58):
So now like I'm the brand I'm prank calls. I
love that, but I always will answer and say, no,
it's not me, because I don't want to take credit
for other people's stuff.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
But this is not me calling this guy. He had
like a public access show called Brother Billy. Some dudes
called in and just fed with him. He's a religious
dude taking calls and it's hilarious. The video is up
on my social media.
Speaker 9 (37:21):
What do you want to pray about tonight? I was
hoping you could pray for me. I'm having a hard
time here, Okay.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
I'm addicted to heroin and I like fucking horses.
Speaker 9 (37:35):
In the.
Speaker 6 (37:41):
Lord Hill.
Speaker 9 (37:42):
These people Hello, Hello, Oh, is this the reverend on
the radio. Yes, it is how you doing tonight? Oh
I'm not feeling too good, Reverend. My brother Jane had
a stroke and he's in the hospital and he has
two young daughters and we don't know if he's going
to speak again. He was in so he and he
had a stroke. He was in penile and plant surgery.
(38:04):
He was trying to increase the lengths of this penis.
He was trying to get them.
Speaker 7 (38:10):
Brother, you're gonna wish you had to call me tonight.
Speaker 9 (38:15):
You're playing games with God and you're gonna die like
a food.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
I love the piano music playing in the background too.
I want that just to chill fine while we're on
the air taking calls, just a chill piano music of
the Lord.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Well, these guys are making the most disgusting request.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
Or this guy this is Oh you're in the air, dad,
Thank god. Lord. I'm a lowercase G. And the Hoods
were good to me. And finally get to.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
The hood gets to that part real quick.
Speaker 11 (38:56):
Oh yeah, this is how we do our hands and
away from kata.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
Thank you, Mac.
Speaker 7 (39:07):
I want to beat ba. See the Hoods been good
to me.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
He's not bad all.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Day everybody's gonna be saying that that's the truth for today.
That'll be named podcast ever since I've been a lowercase Jack,
all right. And then finally, if you go to kid
Chris dot com. I don't know what country this guy
is from, but it's a great video of a cover.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
Doing some linkoud part for you. This guy's hair all frosted.
Now he's very fat.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Are you.
Speaker 9 (39:52):
Don't know what.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
Show?
Speaker 6 (39:59):
Induru woo?
Speaker 3 (40:04):
They expecting Sunday the Lord and he got wings and
he's flying to the cloud the nice speakn so, now
I got bean good speak on.
Speaker 9 (40:22):
Getting wrong.
Speaker 6 (40:22):
I begun hissing. I let m dude.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
I can see ice chasing him to the clouds.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
It's a nerve for me.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
Dog. But the hood's been good
Speaker 4 (40:36):
To him though, ever since he was a lowercase judea
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