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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Our phone number is five one three seven four nine
one o two seven. Man around here in Cincinnati. It
is so fun to watch our mayor just walking around
Cincinnati with his phone showing that black people are nice.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Did you see him over the weekend? He was like,
He's like, I walk the streets of OTR and the
banks in downtown Cincinnati and greeted with the citizens, and
he's posing with all sorts of people. He loves a photo.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
It's like, look, you can actually talk to them.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
So dorky and speaking of otting.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
He is a complete penis. No, he is. He is
a penis.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I think everybody is moving on from this guy.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
They're gonna vote him back in. He's gonna be the mayor.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Well, last time we have two more shootings in OTR.
Of course, if the guy got shot in his butt
and the other guy got shot in his hand and
both of them are in the hospital.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
And all around town are these you know, these dumb
KKK flyers and stuff, which yes, you know, of course
par for the course, I guess, but that is for
the mayor. He loves it, oh, he because it takes
focus off of what's happening. So he loves that but
it is so it is so a politics handbook for
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him to go, Okay, there's violence in the city, so
I gotta go walk around and show no see. It's
like it's like as somebody who goes, you know, when
there's a vicious pit bull attack, to go no, look,
I can pet one.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
His latest video he had posted it on Twitter x
about twelve hours ago, and he's doing a walking talking
video with a police officer and he goes an update
with our walking patrol on Main Street.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Dude, it's not it's about violence. It's not about white
black Democrat Republican. It's about curving violence exactly. It's not
about walking the street and shaking hand with a black
guy or a Mexican guy.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
It's like, dude, you know every photo that he takes,
that's what he's doing. He's hanging out with black children.
It's like, dude, it's like, we know that you love everybody.
We can see that, But what are you going to
do about the violence?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Get rid of the violence?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
People are afraid to go downtown. There's this there's this
business that was just in the Inquirer that said, you
know what, we're moving out of town.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Oh yeah, and I saw that they were going up.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
North to Blue Ash. They're going, I can't I forget,
but I heard the same thing. Yeah, it's in my
duffle bag in the office. But uh yeah, they're like,
you know what, we had enough and that's just the beginning.
That's a smaller company and this guy's moving. Uh you
know a lot of these bigger ones, it's going to
take a lot more time for them to just get
up and leave because they're a gigantic company. And of
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course they got leases or maybe they even owned buildings
and stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
But yeah, you're not going to see the Holy Grail
moving up to Westchester.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Not yet.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
No, that doesn't make sense. Did somebody commented on this
walking mayor video with the cop?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I mean then they're.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Awkward in the video. He's like he's like, what am
I doing?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Why did I get dragged into this? You know, they're
walking in the middle of the day, of course, and
some dude goes, what a hard ass? Do it at nights?
No cops?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
When there's violence? What stuff is happening?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
And I guess they've added more street lights in OTR.
That's some of them not working. Yeah, because they got
shot out. Oh gosh, anything that this mayor does is
just kissing me off. Yeah, he's a photo ops from
over the weekend. He's like, I was able to greet
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residents and visitors.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
God, he is such a pen And then he was and.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Then he went to the Cincy Wreck and he was
playing basketball with the kids. Of course he was at
Ezard Charles Park.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Oh my gosh, I Shothing's fine, I'm your maya.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
What still bothers me is that he knew about the
violent attack on Fourth Street. He knew about it on
that Saturday morning and still left on vacation that Saturday night.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Was my five year old wanted to go to Vancouver.
Was all about Vancouver.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
He's been begging for Vancouver.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Vancouver about five years old. I've been reading all about Vancouver.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Dude, send your wife and your kid to Vancouver and
meet up with them on Monday or Tuesday. Do the
right thing. But sorry, when you sign up to be
the mayor of Cincinnati, you have to prioritize the city
over your face family a lot of the time.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Maybe that's where all the cops were on Saturday night.
You know, it was real late. They said it was
only three cops working. They're like, well, where where was it?
They We're all in Vancouver too. Vancouver's great this time
of year, especially that late at night.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yeah, we're just going to bail on the show at
the Van. Maybe Vancouver is beautiful. Maybe I'm not going
to go to the fireworks. I'm going to go to Vancouver.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
That is Sarah.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Over the weekend in Pennsylvania and making the headlines. This
article says.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Cruise, Oh, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
I just know you're gonna get pissed off.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Probably I always do go ahead.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
They said Cruise were stuck with a job. They did
not relish Cruise rolling up scattered hot dogs. Reports say
that a truckload of hot dogs spilled across a Pennsylvania
interstate and it had clogged up traffic during Russia.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Oh, if I was in that traffic, I would have
been so pissed off. I know you would have been
just unnecessary.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Say, nothing pisses me off more than traffic. I don't
mind crowds like at concerts and the mall get it
or at the bar whatever, but traffic.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Well, W well, I understand that more than I do.
Ohio traffic when like there's like there's a traffic jam.
Like when I leave here stuff, it's like, Okay, there's traffic,
and then you then you start going and then you
go what what? Why was their traffic?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Why is there traffic? If you just move, just drive,
just dry, there should never be traffic.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Yeah, the cones.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Have been on seventy five my entire life.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
I hate people here in this town, Like, why can't
the people I want to hire the people that are
doing the violence downtown and playing out Christofer no I do,
and playing out the drivers here.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Dude, they got the fifth the suspect, the guy that
punched Holly across the face. Yeah, I think they got
that guy yesterday.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
I want to hire him and have him drive with
me in the car on my drive home and point
out people for him to punch that are horrible drivers.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Police said that the tractor trailer had some sort of
mechanical problem. I guess it had scraped along a concrete
divider and the trailer was ripped open and out popped
all the hot dogs. And the photo was funny because
they're literally jam. There's literally Wieners all over the yeah,
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all over the highway.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
We have a Wiener backup.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Thanks Chuck, we hate a wiener backup. Yeah, so a
front end loader was used to scoop them all up.
I guess this took quite some time and they had
to dump them, they said one day at the road.
Of course they're garbage.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, honestly, I think with hot dogs you could just
kind of brush them off and put them in the microwave.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I'm fine with that. Yeah, yeah, just some water. Yeah,
just run them under some water and throw them on
the grill. It'll be fine. Came up with five minutes.
Get them nice and burnt. You're good to go, real
top with a little bit of mustard.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I had the when I got home from work yesterday,
I had a hot dog, hot dog, cheese and mustard.
It's there's nothing more simple and just regular for that,
I mean, I will, oh, sorry for.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
The kind of cheese are you putting on top of that,
like sprinkled sharp or just the Colby.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Jack and I just fold it around the and I
grill it on the you know, the George Foreman. You
gotta grill your hot dogs. I used to it when
I was a teenager, used to just throw them in
the in the microwave. But nowadays it doesn't hit the same. No,
you gotta grill it until it because I'll just put
it on the George Foreman and go watch TV until there.
I can kind of smell it because it's gonna be charmed.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Hot dogs smells so good. I hate the people that
are like, you know, what's in those things? I'm rent care.
I've been eating these things for over thirty years, and
I'm doing just well.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
You know it's in those things. It doesn't matter, it's
gonna be.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
In mean a minute, it's happiness that wiener is going
in me. Four people required wired medical attention. I don't
know what the injuries were. Police said not life threatening though,
and the fire chief said, I can tell you personally,
hot dogs are very slippery. I did not know that.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Looped up dogs on the highway.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Didn't. We just have a big cheese spill not long
ago here in Cincinnati and it clogged up everything. Yeah, well,
we've always got problems around here.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
So if you're there's weirs on the highway, yeah, there is.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
If you're if you're uh, chuck and yo, what is
that lactose intolerant that happens?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I think my husband is long.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
There's winers on the Highway.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Chuck, he can't handle the dairy anymore, my husband. I
guess that's what happens when you're almost fifty. Yea, yeah, yeah.
In Pennsylvania making the headlines and trending on social media
last night. Yeah, this, uh, this traffic jam with the dogs.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
That would have pissed me off if I was trying
to it somewhere and that was going on.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Oh my gosh during rush hour. Nothing is worse.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
There's winers on the highway.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
I know, we get it. She went to and you
know what soccer?
Speaker 5 (10:11):
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Speaker 4 (10:26):
What's upset?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Good morning everybody.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
TJ Frieda with a tie breaking RBI single in the
seventh Red's over those Cubs three to two last night,
the opening game of the series at Wrigley Field.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
World Series by Nicholas Yeah.
Speaker 6 (10:41):
Nicolodolo started and retired the first five Chicago hitters he faced,
then in a second left the game with that blister
on his left index finger. The Red's bullpen no taxed
after that Speedway Classic on Sunday, stepped up again to
save the day. Martinez, Barlow, Ashcraft, and Pegana combined for
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six and thirds innings of action. Barlow alone four strikeouts
over his two innings gets the win. He's five and
oh pegan save number twenty four tonight eight oh five
is for the second game that beautiful Zach Lttel will
make his Red's debut tonight. Of course, as you know,
Maiden was acquired in that trade from Tampa Bay. At
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the deadline, Hunter Green said to make another rehab start
for Triple A Lowell to build up that pitch count
about eighty years pitches or so.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
He throws this.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
He throws this Friday. Little League Baseball Gavin Spears with
the complete game three hitter as Hamilton West Side routes
Illinois eleven to one in the Great Lakes Regional. West
Side will play for the regional title and a trip
for the Little League World Series tomorrow night.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
So those kids are pretty good, huh.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
I would say, so good? Pitchnight bring this guy up.
Speaker 7 (11:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:56):
Tennis qualifying as matches are underway right now in Mason
for the Cincinnati Open. Three time men's champion Novak Djokovic
withdrawing from the Open yesterday for a second consecutive year
on a non medical reason.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Interesting, what do you think is going on?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I'm not going to Cincinnati. There's so much to get
beat up to beat that we need to tell everybody.
It's way out by King's Island. It's it's out there.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
Beautiful Warren County and beautiful Orren County. Baby God, that
place looks gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Said, you've been there before.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
What's that? You were there yesterday? There yesterday of spectacular.
Speaker 6 (12:33):
What they what they have done in eleven months is
absolutely mind boggling as far as the beauty and everything is.
Everything's improved.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
I need to get everything.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Now's the time to move out there. If you're looking
for a home there.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Bengals get spot.
Speaker 6 (12:49):
Bengals continue training camp today. They're on the field from
ten am to noon. Payday preseason opener of course Thursday
night against those Eagles in Philadelphia, with the action right
here on one O two.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Seven W E and our cl K Adams is coming
to practice today.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
College football, the Coaches preseason poll is out Texas number one,
followed by Ohio State, Penn State, Georgia, Notre Dame. Team
up north is fourteenth, Indiana nineteenth.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
It's always the same.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
College basketball.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
The NCAA votes to keep March Madness at sixty eight
teams for the upcoming twenty five twenty six season. Expansion
for twenty twenty seven and beyond remains up for debate.
See what happens.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
She went the like, you know what, what soccer?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
They'll let everybody in soccer.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
They let everybody in in it like they do it Indiana. Yeah,
let them all in, let them let them all up.
Why not?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
What seg What do you think about the dildos that
are being thrown during WNBA games. There's been two neon
green dildos now that have been thrown.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
They need to put stickers on.
Speaker 6 (13:50):
That's your department, not mine, dildo your apartment. Yeah, that's
your department, not mine, your department. I just I don't
know what to say first time her.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
During the rest of the day, he works with enough
dil doos. He's done talking about her. We've got enough.
Speaker 6 (14:05):
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Speaker 1 (14:20):
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Speaker 4 (14:23):
To drink slimonade.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Pete timing, Well we have we have Carly Pearce coming
up here. She's calling in in a few minutes over there.
I know she's Adie. Yeah, she's a she's a country superstar.
We don't know her music, but she's a fan, so
order a local girl.
Speaker 6 (14:42):
She probably got she's probably got a call from Penn Station,
East Coast up want to and you.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Know what soccer.
Speaker 6 (14:49):
They don't play it till Thursday. Uh, this is uh,
this is that's it. Thank goodness, that's it right, any
of things today on one O two seven w b N.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Out there at west Chester the VOA Music Festival, the
Country Music Festival is coming and Carly Pearce is going
to be playing out there, and she's got a huge
crush on me. Is that you Hello? Hi Carly Pierce. Hello,
But by the way, this is Sarah that's working with me.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
By the way, Yeah, hey Carly, Yeah, Hey Sarah.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Well, you know, Carly was nice enough when she came
to town. You know, she harassed me to go backstagea
meter and I did, and I was very uncomfortable because
I don't you know, I really don't like leaving my
house and I don't like doing that, so I was
uncomfortable anyways.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
But Carli, it is a big deal that he left
his chair at his home to come see you. Like,
that's how big of a deal you are to have.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Yeah, I really don't.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
I felt pretty honored. I gotta be honest, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Right, honored anyway. So but I did sit by all
your friends. You you do have some hot friends. Come on,
you know, and Carly Pierce, it's okay for you now
to you know, tell the world and profess your love
to me, because you know, when you met me backstage
at your show here at Heritage Bank Center, the woman
I was with my wife, Her and I are no
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longer together.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
This is actually true, Carly. He's not making this up. Really, guy,
Christopher has gone through the Big D.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Yeah, I'm working on my album currently.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Listen. Listen. The Big D can be a good thing.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Yeah, well, I certainly don't have one of those. I'm
a little Irish boy. It's like we're like best buds.
She works here at the radio station and I just
talked to her.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Oh yeah, she's right down the hall from us, and
I feel like we're better than ever.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yeah, it's not a.
Speaker 8 (16:37):
Big well, I can't say that about my big d
but it was a good thing that I got rid
of it.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
It's for you and you just hard launched your new relationship.
And I was showing Christopher Picks. I'm like, oh, this
guy is super hot and not a ten.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
He's really hot.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Yeah, we gotta go. Thank you, Carley.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
He's a good looking guy. And what does he do
He's a CEO or something.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Nah, He's like he rescues dogs. Like so hot, I've
done that.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
I've done that so many times.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Dogs mouth.
Speaker 9 (17:11):
When they're drowning and dying. Carly, how do you do it?
How do you do it when you're working so much?
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Carly Pearce was on an old dating app. She met
a six foot five tall, darkened, handsome.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Get him away. Okay, but you had this drummer. Did
you fire the drummer? Dude?
Speaker 8 (17:34):
You want to talk about a disaster? Yeah, I fired
the drummer. I was an idiot and dated my drummer
for a while, but that we fired him. Last year.
People just assume that we're still together. I'm like, don't
you think if we fired him?
Speaker 3 (17:47):
These gowns?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Hey you learn? Oh my drummers can be replaced.
Speaker 7 (17:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Yeah, he just hit stuff with a stick.
Speaker 7 (17:57):
You know what I'm learning.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
I need to get away from my own industry. That's
what I need to do.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
You're a part of the Thursday night lineup. I am
for the VOA Fest. You got to be excited about this, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Carly, is there anybody on that bill that you haven't met?
Speaker 3 (18:12):
I mean, I love Jarius Rucker.
Speaker 8 (18:16):
He's hilarious and fun, and we're actually going to We're
going to London together in September to do the first
ever Opry show across the world there. But if I'm
honest with you, I saw Darius's name and that's all
I saw. So I don't even know who else is
on there.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
You got Darius and Belly Carrington. I've seen him in
concert before.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Oh I love him.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Yeah, he's cool. Blake Tyler, so.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
I'm sorry for sure, that's a really white name, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
And then on Friday Night we got we got Carrie Underwood.
Speaker 8 (18:55):
I'm sure, Yeah, I cannot be on Carrie Underwood's night,
Like I just want to look at her legs.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
The leg routine. I'm like, I know she drops the
leg routine, but I'm like, no, what are you really
doing because I've tried.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
I don't look like that car you wear. You wear
those little short things too though, so you're they can't have,
you know, the great legs and one bill on one night.
Speaker 8 (19:13):
So yeah, I wouldn't really want to be on her night,
if I'm honest, because her legs are way better than mine. Like,
if she's not there, I have the best legs, but
if she's there, there ain't no chance.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Yet, no one wants to be around Carrie Underwood.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
See Carly Pierce, we have to spread your legs. I mean, oh,
I'm sorry that came out wrong.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
We got to spread your legs across the festival.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Now, Carly Pearce is talking to us here at the
Kid Chris show. She's at the Voa Music Festival.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Carlie, what are some of your favorite things about coming
back to Cincinnati?
Speaker 8 (19:45):
Me?
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Oh, god, Chris, for sure. I just love coming home.
Speaker 8 (19:49):
I always drive through Taylor Mill where I'm from, yep,
and I go look at my little sign.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Yeah, that makes me happy.
Speaker 8 (19:56):
It just kind of I mean not to be like
all sentimental, but it all always centers me and reminds
me like why I chase this dream where I came from.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
It's just like always a really good time for me
to get to come back and be like, oh, yeah,
this is why I do this.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
It's a comfort thing.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
I'm sure it is, but I understand the whole centering thing.
That's cool because it wasn't that long ago Carly that
we got a hold of you by mistake and then no,
it's true. And then right before that you were cleaning airbnbs.
Speaker 7 (20:26):
That was I know.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
I mean, I got chills. That's so cool.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
It's a wild, wild thing to think.
Speaker 8 (20:33):
I mean, I moved to Nashville sixteen years ago this
year and my first single came out.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
It'll be ten years next year, and it's just like,
how has this happened? Yet? Also I knew, I knew,
but also I don't know.
Speaker 8 (20:47):
I take such pride and like everybody in the home
area to understand like you can do whatever you want
to do.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
You really can.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
I say that every night when I griped my Carly Pierce,
my body pillowed a hazard. It's all ironed on.
Speaker 8 (21:10):
Y'all not to look now, I'm I'm saying too much,
But do you know the weirdest fan thing that's ever
happened to me? In my wife? This is actually terrifying. Okay,
So he's from he lives in Cincinnati.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Let me just tell you all. He lives somewhere in there.
Speaker 8 (21:24):
And he heard in an interview that I loved Fazzoli's
and so for Valentine's Day he had a date night.
I am not kidding you, and I'm yeah, he I'm
like getting culturals thinking about it. He had a blow
up doll of me that was sitting in a chair
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with roses and had a date night with me.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Blow up.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Yeah, it's like, isn't that so scary?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
That's actually psychotic?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Yes, yeah, no, wonder you love coming home.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
If you're listening, do not do not.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
He's gonna be that that blow of doll is gonna
be flying above the stage when you're there at the vita. Yeah,
I have the open mouth that Oh my god, I
know it was just.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
A smiling like photo of me, and I like dagged.
Speaker 7 (22:18):
It was terrified.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
You don't know how much I spent for that blow
of doll and I don't appreciate you trashing. And by
the way, before we let you go, Carly, how is
your health? I know, I don't. I didn't understand it,
but like, do you have a heart thing or something?
Speaker 6 (22:37):
I do.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (22:38):
So, to make a really long story short, I was
diagnosed with something called recurrent pericarditis, which is like a
inflammation of the act that holds your heart and it
can fill with fluid and kind of just it really
took me out last year. I've had it for a
couple of years now, but I'm I'm doing so much better.
(23:01):
I haven't had what they call a.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Flair in a while.
Speaker 8 (23:05):
And yeah, so I partnered with this pharmaceutical initiative called
Disrupted and just kind of trying to raise awareness for
people that have, you know, symptoms of something and maybe
my doctors dismissed me for years saying it was anxiety
and it was just stress and it wasn't. And just
like making people aware that you should trust if your
body is trying to tell you something.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Yeah, I'm doing much better. Thank you for asking.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Okay, good, I feel like we talked about that on
air too, Christopher last year, Yes, that was making headlines.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Yes, because I know you were. You were a jogger
and ran a lot, and I remember when this came out,
You're like, you know, talking about how you may have
to curb like running as much and stuff, and I'm like, boy,
I knew she really loved working out.
Speaker 8 (23:46):
And yeah, I had to change everything about even my performances.
But I'm definitely not as fast as I used to be.
But I'm back running and exercising and doing all the things.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
So it's I'm doing much better.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Good. What is that good? All right, Well, your mood
is good, so that's awesome.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
So, uh, I'm great.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Yeah, Carly, listen, it's great talking to you.
Speaker 8 (24:08):
Man.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
I'm glad that you came on. You're always hilarious when
you come on. And uh, okay, that's Carly Pierce. Everybody.
She'll be here for the vo A Festival, uh and uh,
I mean that thing's going to be a massive party,
so it always.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Come listen to some country and Western music.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Yes, all the people will be out. It is pasted
every year.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Yes, And if you want to see as a guy,
you want to see beautiful women, it's all over out
there and even on the stage. When only when Carly's
up there in my I do you.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Want to see a sub barb here underwood who comes.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
To give herself all the credit in the world. You're perfect?
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Yeah, well Carly is great talking to you and uh.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Yeah, all too.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Gu it's nice to meet you over the phone.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Yes, same, ok, the comedian in person.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
I will be here, Carly, thank you, You're the best.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Thank you. Thanks, guys, that's.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Our buddy, Carly Pierce. She's at the v A Music Festival.
It's a kid Chris show. And across from me is
Sarah Elise. She doesn't shower much.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Why would you say that?
Speaker 8 (25:09):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Sorry, stuff just falls out.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
I think I'm a pretty clean person.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yeah, I know, I'm just kidding. I'm just I'm just
saying that because I showered this morning and I was
in a hurry and I forgot to put deodor in on.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
I've got a couple of sticks in my purse.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Actually, yeah, but I'm clean. I'm a clean person. So
and today I'm going to visit my new place. I'm
going to be swimming at Oh, I'm pretty excited.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Wait, do you need deodoran? Because I have some secrets
out last in my purse. I mean it's been under
my pits, but that's okay.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Can I have it? I wear a secret.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
For the ladies if you want to smell for ladies anymore.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
It doesn't say it on there anymore. It's just regular generic.
I wear it. That's what I wear.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Wait, this exact kind? Yeah, with a little pink fonts.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah, it doesn't say it for just forladies anymore.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
I wear secret, So it's a they them. Yeah, even
our deodorant just.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
Woke, I know, get after it, Sarah Hell, yes.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Yes, aside from deodorant, A new record has been set
here in Ohio.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (26:16):
The world's oldest baby?
Speaker 1 (26:19):
That's yeah, that's me. That's what all the management says here.
You're a big goddamn baby. That's why they call you
Chris or mister Christopher. Because I'm fifty one.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Sometimes. This baby was born at thirty years old. Dave
the engineer told me how to say this baby's name,
and now I forget uh oh, what is it?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Let me hear it?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
The doers? What the deus?
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Thattius?
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Sattius? Okay, I knew I was going to mess that up.
I've never heard of.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Dewis the hell's wrong with you? I feel like you
never heard statius before.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Is that what it is? Fattius?
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Yeah? No, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Everything? Okay Fattius. Yes, honestly, that's a stupid name. That's
the baby's name.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
So because you can't say it, you hate it. Yeah,
you're definitely a part of the Kid Christ show. Now
that's the way I am. If I don't get it,
or if I don't like it, it's stupid.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
If I can't say it, then it's a dumb name.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Yep, welcome to the show.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Fattius Daniel Pierce. He was born to his parents, Lindsay,
who's thirty four, and Tim, who's thirty five. Those names
are just fine, yep. But this all happened from a
fertilized embryo that was frozen in May of nineteen ninety four.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Okay, so there you go.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
The baby's thirty years old already. Lindsay said it was
a rough birth, but everyone's doing well. She said, he's
a chill baby.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Give it. Give it birth to a thirty year old
would hurt. Yuck, That would split split a lady in half.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
My tinky hurts just thinking about nine too, but yeah,
she said, he's really precious and he's super chill. Yeah,
because he's not too stressed out yet at thirty. That's good.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
The couple said they were baffled that the program even
had embryos available for adoption. Lindsay the mom said she
had no idea that they froze embryos for that long.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Did you freeze your embryo?
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Oh, he's so weird, she said. We didn't go into
it thinking that we were going to break a record.
We just wanted to have a baby. Ye Fattius, don't
have babies.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Everybody listening, not worth it.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
I have a winner dog and I'm more than fine
with that.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Look. I love my kids. And because of that, I'm
telling you don't have babies. And here's why why, Well,
here's why, because I spend all my time, you know,
I worry about my children all the time.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Oh yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
And that's what it is what I didn't have. I
remember it was like not having children and life was
so much easier because I didn't have that worry all
the time. I didn't have that constant like, oh my god,
I got worry about this. I gotta worry about that.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Oh yeah, you're responsible for three lives.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Oh my god. Yes, and no I have two daughters.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Yeahs right, right.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
And then and it's so I mean, it's just that
added pressure. Why would a human do that to themselves?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
This is why I don't have kids, right, for many reasons.
I've never wanted to have kids. I knew even as
a teenager, I didn't want that.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Yeah, I did too. I don't know what happened to me.
That's why I stopped drinking.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
They're the best thing to ever happen to you, though,
So it's a good thing that you went through with it.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
So so so I'm just telling you as as another
human to a human, all right, don't whether you like
me or not, there's nothing wrong with loving yourself and
being more selfish. It's not a bad thing.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
And if you know you don't want to do it
and you want to be selfish, there is nothing wrong
with that. You got one life to do it how
you want to do it.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
For your enjoy life. Okay, because for God's sakes, I
am not. I chose the wrong career. I torture myself
on a daily basis, and then now I have to work,
I have to bow to the man. Do you know
how many times I should have quit this job, I
should have walked out, And you.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Think about your two adorable daughters, like, forget it.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
I have to do stuff to stay alive and stay
afloat that I as a person, as a performer, that
I would never have done in my goddamn life. I
have to do every day because I have to pay bills.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
All to make your daughters happy. Yes, and if you
have to either love, then so be it.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
I am the epitome of selling out because of those
two girls. Oh it's the truth.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
But seeing their smiling face, Oh, it just makes it
all worth it. The pain you go through every day
so worth it.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
But the day that they turn eighteen, I am going
through my career with a flamethrower and doing it the
way I want to do it.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Hey, your oldest is not too far from eighteen.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Oh it's getting close.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
She's about to start driving.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Oh it's getting close, kid, Chris is getting back to
the way. It should be very soon. See, no, you'll see,
you will see.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Oh but yeah, this thirty year old baby making headlines
here in Ohio, in London, Ohio.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Actually, oh good.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Yeah, Okay, not here in Cincinnati.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
So that kid came out of the womb driving.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Yeah, just ready to go with a briefcase, ready to
start as nine to five. No thanks, Yeah, stick to
the Wieners, the Wiener Dogs.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Okay, it's a fifth of August.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
I do have to say though, with it being August fifth,
today is my sister's birthday, So happy birthday, sam. She
does listen, she's probably listening right now.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
You're gonna have a whole week right.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
New car because she took a solo trip to Mexico.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
She's got a dinner with her hubby. Oh good, we
had dinner over the weekend. I think she's got some
stuff coming up this weekend. So yeah, she kind of
spreads it out. All women do, that's right. Anyways, Happy birthday, Sammy.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Don't dare ask how old a woman is, but celebrate it,
but don't ask, dude.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
She looks good. She's only seventeen months younger than me,
but she looks like she's maybe twenty one.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
She asked about me.
Speaker 10 (32:15):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Today is Maureen McCormick's birthday. She was Marcia and the
Brady Bunch.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Yes, Marsh Marsh marsha I think.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
She's still a looker.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Oh, she still looks so good. She's so pretty.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Yeah, I still would. Today would have been Adam Yauk's birthday.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
And you're wondering, who's Adam Yauk?
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Do you know who it is?
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Oh, your guy with the beastie boy.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
So m.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Yep. He passed away of cancer. That's that.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
I mean a long time ago to twenty twelve.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
That's what. Right right before I moved here, I was
in a Mexican restaurant across the street from the radio
station in Atlanta, and we were eating and I was
looking on my phone and when I got the alert,
I'm like, MCA died.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Oh that's sad.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
It's Neil Armstrong's birthday today. He died in twenty twelve.
He was the first man on the moon. But Sarah
lisaid that that didn't really happen, that was all fake.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
I definitely never said that.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
She said it wasn't real. Why would I say that
because you said the Earth is flat?
Speaker 2 (33:24):
You and I have never even talked about this before
until right now.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
The Earth is flat, that's what Sarah said.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
I believe that he really went there.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
I do this day. In nineteen ninety two. This song
went gold November Rain from Guns N' Roses.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
You love Guns.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
One man's opinion, that song sucks. I hate any of
these songs that are eighteen minutes long with pianos and
orchestras and all that. I hate patience. That song sucks.
You could be mine as a going all right, Well,
(34:16):
there you go, Sarah. It's all I have for today.
The real important stuff to hell with us Guns of
Roses is that MCA from the BC Boys passed away,
So celebrate him today. If you don't, then heave yourself
off a bridge. Hey Sarah, you do know?
Speaker 7 (34:28):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Over there?
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Well, because I have the I have to do all
this stuff at the same time.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
I know you need ten hands. Oh I got someone
on the phone with that.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
I know, I know, I know, and that's what I
was trying to do at the same time. Here, Sarah,
do you want to explain who was on your phone?
Speaker 2 (34:44):
This sounds like my baby sister who has a birthday
today and a crush on me, a crush on you.
Stop Hi Sammy, happy birthday.
Speaker 7 (34:55):
Hi, thank you. I thought you were a dad and
you like bud dial on me for a second.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
If you guys.
Speaker 7 (35:00):
Just we're talking.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Yeah, yeah, we'll see. Nobody works here, so we can't
have like our a person call and ask to put
you on hold and all that stuff. I had to
call like right as a song. He's ending and stuff.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
He has a lot going on over there. But yeah,
Dad is notorious for the butt dialing thing. There's a
whole family group chat and it's just like the peach
emoji with the phone, and it's anytime Dad butt dials
one of us, we just put the little peach emoji
in the chat.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
That's so scary. Like my phone locks, I've never.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Really it's actually amazing how often it happened. I mean,
it just happened to me yesterday. We're like, Dad, how
are you doing this with an iPhone that has a
password lock on it? But he does it all the
time every week.
Speaker 7 (35:44):
Yeah, we have no idea how he does it.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Do you overhear? Do you overhear conversations?
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Oh yeah, I heard him talking to my mom the
other day. He's like Brenda, Brenda, See I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
See that's scary. Well, I live alone, so that'd be
even worse. He is over here and me talk to
myself and.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Normally I'm yelling into the phone like Dad, Dad, Oh yeah,
you but me again, and you have to.
Speaker 7 (36:09):
Unswer too, because you'll be like at work and you
don't know if it's an emergency because you're like, why
is dad calling me at this weird time? Answer?
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Yeah, and now that Yeah, now that he's retired, you're like,
who knows what he's getting into?
Speaker 1 (36:22):
What if you overheard him with another woman? Would you
tell your mom?
Speaker 7 (36:25):
My?
Speaker 2 (36:25):
God, Christopher just asking.
Speaker 7 (36:28):
That would never happen, but yeah, I would definitely tell
my mom. No one's getting away with that.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Hey, Jamie, what do you have going on for your
actual birthday today? Because we're all hanging out together on Friday,
But what's going on today?
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Yeah? After you leave my apartment today for your birthday,
what are you going to go?
Speaker 7 (36:45):
I have a hair appointment because I'm getting old and
have grace so I have to color those and then
I'm going to go to me topping all out in newport.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Ooh, Mexican twice this week. Yeah, she's all about the Mexican.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Yeah, so yeah, what is uh what is your uh
your ex husband's name?
Speaker 7 (37:04):
Oh, my god, my name is Joey.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Oh yeah, we love Joey. He's a guy that can
do it all. Man.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
He can.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
He can build a house, play the guitar, fry up
some pretzels. I could do that, cook anything you ask
him to. He's good.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
I can order I can order food. Yeah he does.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
I mean Joey can make these homemade pop tarts and
hanky pankys and wips and all kinds with the assistance
of some pills. But yes, hey, now where are you.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Are you at work right now? Sammy?
Speaker 7 (37:44):
No, of course not. That's my birthday, I requested off.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Okay, good, well, good for you. Yeah, I think what
were you on call the other day? Right?
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Yeah? Sammy works?
Speaker 7 (37:53):
Yeah, that's whole weekend and I was working. I was
late on Friday, works Saturday, and was on call day
Sunday til six lam on Monday.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Sam Sammy has a real job where she works in
the nursing field.
Speaker 4 (38:04):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
And like she runs into people that, like guys will
like put stuff places where they shouldn't go.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Yeah, she kind of does, like the game of Operation
and takes stuff out of people's butts and it's a
wild I love. Whenever you're at a family function, you
got to make sure you sit next to Sammy because
her stories are so good.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Why is it that guys do It's always guys, right,
it's usually guys.
Speaker 8 (38:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (38:28):
It's kind of like her mix honestly, Like it's not
as much butts. It's like people getting stuck things stuck
in her throat.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
What's the weirdest thing that's ever gotten stuck in someone's throat?
Are you able to say?
Speaker 3 (38:41):
Well?
Speaker 7 (38:42):
Yeah, like like he sometimes gets stuck in people's like
lungs and stuff if you don't take care of your
feet and then they like get swallowed down the wrong
pipe and then we have to dig them out and
too sick. Anything that you're like holding, you know, it's
will hold on the two or whatever.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Yeah, but that's.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
The teeth and the lungs is making my skin cross.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
But I want to talk about like the things that
dudes do, like you know, like what's what what if
have you ever found like a remote?
Speaker 7 (39:18):
I know recently there was a story, but I don't
know it's rare enough that it might be like, h
but yeah, it was something had to get retrieved from
a butt recently.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Can you say.
Speaker 7 (39:31):
I don't feel comfortable okay from the case anyway, Yeah,
I heard about what oh what what was it?
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Like a fishing pole?
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Dude, I don't know how she does what she does.
Speaker 7 (39:46):
It's amazing fish hooks before though.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
People messing with the fish hooks for what is that?
That just sounds very painful.
Speaker 7 (39:58):
Don't you careful when you put stuff in your house?
Like people will go up ladders and then hold like
you know, like a nail in their mouth and then
like sneeze or like fall asleep with something in their mouth.
Speaker 4 (40:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Yeah, that's why she's on called twenty four to seven.
You never know when someone's out fishing late at night
and they're holding on to that hook.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Yeah, I know that makes sense. Like if you're on
a ladder and you're putting up like a uh like
a picture or something, and.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
You sneeze or like like you go like anything anything dumb.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
Yeah, maybe you jerk it you like you think you're
gonna fall to go you swallow that? Oh it makes sense?
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Oh my god?
Speaker 4 (40:31):
Oh man, Yeah, you.
Speaker 7 (40:32):
Want to be careful with that. Yeah, and then people
have like scriptures, so then they get food stuck in
their throat too, Yeah, falling right now, he's but really dead.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Or he's calling to say, all right, here you.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
We have to call on that on Arabat.
Speaker 7 (40:52):
Radio real quick.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
All right, well, happy bird, happy birthday. If you uh,
you know you want to come over, I'll put you
over my me and smack you how many times your age?
Speaker 7 (41:04):
Thank you, thank you?
Speaker 2 (41:07):
All right, Sam, have a good day. I will see
you on Friday.
Speaker 3 (41:11):
All right, love you, I love you too.
Speaker 7 (41:17):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
My baby sister's birthday today.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
I like what she wears her glasses.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
She's cute.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Anyways.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Yeah, she does do the the glasses really well. It's
a good face. It works, saving lives and taking things
out of people's throats and butts.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (41:34):
Now if she came over my house, oh my good, No,
I would have her use things behave. I would say
those things you find over.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
I know I don't need that mental image.