08/21/2025 - Cracker Ass Chris

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It felt awesome going outside today.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Oh fall is sneaking in.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
I gotta tell you, Sarah re Lease, that's a little
bummed out when I heard the news this morning, when
I woke up that the Reds loss, I thought this
was going to be a sweep.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yeah, it was close. Two to one was the final.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
I didn't see any of it because with them being
on the West Coast, their games are starting at almost
ten o'clock at night, I know, but they were very close.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
At least they got this series win.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
What's happening to me?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
My Reds love kind of like wearing off on No.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
I think I'm just I'm starting to I think you
know what it is. I think it was ever since
I signed Tito, and I.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Excited about that.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
I I like him.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Well, I think that they're like six or seven games
above five hundred. I mean, they're doing really well in
the NL Central and they're just a game out of
the wild Cards and it's like still close.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah yeah, yeah, what the Mets losing? That helps us
out too.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
And it's interesting that this year too, it's like all
the uh, I don't want to say lou Us, but
it's like the losers are doing well, the Mets, and
you know, the Reds and the Mets were just like
that was like a punchline to a joke for many years.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
I always take my red serious. I always.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
My neck is killing me. I've been you know, I've
been swimming the past couple of days. And yes, and
I know why too, because yesterday, Look, I'm starting to
I'm trying to learn my body because of what I've
been through as far as beating it up with drinking
and the food I ate and all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yes, you getting back to drinking.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
No, yesterday I had a bad day because somebody brought
a bunch of pretzels and stuff here.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah, there's an october Fest coming up this weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
I had two of those pretzels, some big pretzels, yes.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
And one of the producers looked at me and he goes,
you know those things.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Are bad for you. Are you good if I take
a little bite here, like chill out?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah? And that producer guy is about four hundred pounds.
That said that to you, and that's just in his neck.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Look, I'm all about treating yourself.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
You know, I'm right. I will not agree to people.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
But I kind of looked at him like, are you
for real right now? Well, Dad, I can't believe you
just said.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
I had two of those pretzels. And then and then
I picked up my daughter from school yesterday, and then
I promised her because she's got you know, she's a
little bummed out, so I got her some uh we
went to Starbucks. And then at the Starbucks, I didn't
want another any more caffeine, so I got a water
and a coffee cake. I know, And afterwards I didn't
feel good.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
It'll be okay. Carbs are good for you. Carbs keep
you alive.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
And then this is after I went swimming, So I
went home and I felt guilty and stuff and I
and then now my neck.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Hurts and I'm all like, I'm eating a coffee cake.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
So I'm all inflamed.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Oh I'm over girl than me.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
I was bad last night. I was having a night.
You know, shark is right around the.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
God great, So I got to go buy more flowers please.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yes, actually the beauty and the beast rose that you
gave me still going pretty strong. That's sitting there in
our window, and I'm like, okay, but I decided to
get myself a four pack of Crumble cookies.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
I thought, Okay, this morning.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
I know they've got this like pistachio brownie thing and
I had to try it. There's always something I need
to get my diet in check. But the Crumble line
up this week is it is so good. And if
ladies you got to take care of the shark week, craving.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Shark week, that's the place to do it.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
I know the other day I was telling you, I'm like,
I think it's gonna be shark week during.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Fireworks, during the humidity and the oh great. So nobody
say how to Sarah? Can I get a picture?

Speaker 4 (03:41):
No?

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Please show me some love and bring me chocolate if
you're around, and don't.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Talk to me either, because I'll be like, no, I
had carbs yesterday. My boat's ache, We're.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Or curly moment.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
I don't like WBN. They got two girls in the morning. Hey, Hey,
you're on the air. What's up?

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Hey, how's it going good? Never ever on the show
in the morning. I'm always listening to podcasts and I'm
always hearing you guys talk about know them calling in.
I'm like, well, here's my chance to call in. So, Hey,
what's up a party?

Speaker 1 (04:17):
You're a podcast interesting, you know. I so, uh, is
there commercials in the podcast? I hear people say there is?

Speaker 4 (04:25):
There are there are? You know, yeah, there are maybe
about every ten minutes there's a commercial and it always
ends with one, which tears me to go to the
next one.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Okay, interesting, Well, my husband's in the podcasting world and
he has to record commercials, like two thirty second commercials
every ten to fifteen minutes something like that. But I
think it depends on the company that they're with and
how many they have to do.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Okay, good, But this one, I guess it inserts them
on its own. And I wish I knew where they were,
because because I would, I would know. So it doesn't
interrupt us in the middle of our segment, right, does
it interrupt us?

Speaker 4 (04:59):
It does? I mean you will be right in sentence
and boom it cuts right. That sucks, ye, do it? Yeah?
That's that's a little annoying. Yeah, I means hard to
find a conversation.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Right.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
We have no control.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
I have no control or anything. And you know it's
like they set up any way to make it ruin,
like what we try to build.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
We're all right, got to make money somehow.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Yeah, but by interrupting what we do they want us
to I know, it's yeah, it's like, yeah, yeah, they
want us to do less.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
It's like, you know, if you're not gonna play music
during the podcast, let's interrupt them with a commercial.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Less of those two girls cheer.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
All right, Well, well thanks man, thanks for listening any
other way.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
Yeah, oh absolutely, you guys are great, Thanks, thank you?

Speaker 1 (05:53):
All right, good, well, I'm glad. I always wanted to
ask somebody about that because I hear it on like
the talk pack sometimes because they tell me, well, you know,
tell people if they like you without the music and
the interruptions, to tell people listen to the podcasts, and
I do, and then they then they yell let me
on the talk back, going no, you get interrupted on
the podcast. I'm like, god, well, what is the answer?

Speaker 3 (06:14):
Yeah, music and commercials, all right, well, out of our control.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
I'll try to figure out what's going on then on
the podcast now, and pretty soon they'll start adding songs
on there too.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Who knows, No, we learned our lasson with that.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Sarah, what Okay, there's a couple of things you're going
to be out today where.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
I'm going to be at the Skyline in Harrison from
two to four. And guess what, my dad, Bobby Elise
is going to be stopping by. Okay, so come out
to see me or Bobby Elise or the best part
is I'm going to be doing a little sign up
where you can win VIP tickets to the Western and
Southern WEBN Fireworks show happening next Sunday night.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Okay, And what time is that at two to four.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
At the Harrison Skyline Chile. It's going to be a
good time. Wife is coming by to Christopher.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Ex wife, so you could ask her to date and
then also you know with that as well, which is cool.
We don't get out to Harrison that much, so go
out there and say what's up?

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Yeah, looking forward to me out there today. Let's have
a three way together and Cony's and cheese fries and
buffalo chicken wraps, all kind of good stuff.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yeah, Sarah, Lee's bringing the magic to your ear hole.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Uh huh, I know you like the magic in.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Your yeah, my ear hole? Sarah. Stop, we don't do
that here.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Making the headline.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Yep, oh yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
The comments are so funny.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
But after forty eight years, the restaurant chain Cracker Barrel
is going through some changes.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yeah, so you know.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
How the logos got the dude with the with the
barrel barrel like he's leaned up against it. Well, he
took his barrel and left. Yeah, so no more dude
with the barrel. It's simply just the name Cracker Barrel. Yes,
on the same yellow backdrop. The font changed a little
bit and instead of cracker Barrel written in like a

(08:12):
dark brown, it's now black. Now he was struggling with
the reading of it, but it.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Looked all chaotic and stuff. They made it simple, I know.
But come on, they're making these changes because they've had that.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
We love. But you don't need to change the logo
for whatever problems stop happening.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Logo is going to make you stop going. People have
stopped going. They're making these changes for a reason.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
But that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
You're going to start going to cracker Brough because they
got rid of the dude with the barrel.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
No are we're talking about it because people are pissed.
Oh yeah, that's good. I'm not going anymore. You weren't
going in the first place.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
What did that guy with the barrel do to you?

Speaker 1 (08:52):
They stopped people from going to their store. Their business
is in trouble. That's why they're making these changes.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Nothing's going to stop me from getting my hands on
that fried chicken.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
When was the last time we went to a cracker barrel?

Speaker 2 (09:02):
I know, just a few weeks ago with my grandma. Okay,
that might look GiMA loves cracker Barrel.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Well, the people that go to the cracker Barrel are
we get the Sunday fras a falling off the earth,
so that they're trying to if they're trying to update
that place.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Look, I love playing the little game and yeah, sure,
taking in a game of chess by the fireplace, getting
my Sunday fried chicken on with.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
There's a reason they're doing this. Cracker Barrel is in trouble,
so that's why they're.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
Doing The chief marketing officer said, it's all part of
a larger brand refresh, so they want it to be
more modern and it's going to be aligning with the
decluttering of their walls. And they're also making the lights
in the store brighter. They're going to make the walls white,
just getting it cleaner looking.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
I like the clutter.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
I like walking through the little store feeling like I'm
gonna knock over a glass antique.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
I don't have a problem with it.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
I say, don't fix it. But hey, I have no
control over this, and they're already starting to fix.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Some of them up. So there you go. That's what's
making the headlines this morning.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yeah, I'm looking at I don't I don't know what
their like, their finances are. I don't understand all this stuff.
I'm looking at their I.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
Mean, they've got the same menu. They also just introduced
a new fall menu in addition to the og. Just yeah,
just don't change your food up.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
The food is so good.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Well, they don't mention anything in this thing about in
Yahoo Finance about their food, but they're talking.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
They're not touching the food, just the environment, just the walls,
the logo, some of the decor, how they set up
the stores inside.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
But yeah, leave that fried chicken alone.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yeah, Like their revenue only went up zero point five
percent the prior year from the prior year. So yeah,
they're not like they're just sitting. So they're trying to
update to make you know, obviously so they could go
up and in profit. So they're trying to get some
things rolling.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
They get the people in their stores.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Yeah, yeah, so I get it.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
When was the last time you were on a cracker barrel?

Speaker 1 (11:01):
I know you like the Yeah, I don't even know
where one is. Well, let's see.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
I got the one in near Fairfield. Ye, there's park.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Yeah, there's one that's way way behind uh at the
Olive Garden over by in Mason. It's over right by
the entrance to get on the highway to go to
like King's Island.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
It's always off of a highway because yeah, it's usually
a pit stop for somebody on.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
The some some trucker and old people. I'm not old, bandy.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
I am kind of old, but I do love cracker barrel.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
For old people that get on the wrong exit.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
Stuff and get some biscuits and gravy and a large
sucker for the road trip, a T shirt and antique.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
So I don't know, man, it looks like, yeah, they're
trying to refresh. So that's what they're trying to do,
So let's make it happen.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Yeah that's what the head honcho said. Yeah, so freshing.
Go on Twitter X and look up cracker barrel.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
The comments will have you laughing all day.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
I remember, he ain't no joke. Don't pay that note.

Speaker 5 (12:05):
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Speaker 1 (12:20):
There what up? Seg Yeah.

Speaker 6 (12:22):
That ought to be the nation's newest slogan. The note
it ain't no joke if you can't pay the note.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Ye yeah, it's words that I live by every day.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Seg yepp. Red's update.

Speaker 6 (12:34):
Luis or Anfo with a tie breaking single in the
eighth thing, excuse me? Sent the Angels past the Reds
last night to to one. The Angels avoid a three
game sweep. The Reds three game win streak comes to
an end. Nick Martinez started six innings, allowed to run
on two hits, seven k's. The Mets lost, so the
Reds loop miss a chance to tie for the wild

(12:57):
card spot, and they also went two for ten and
in scoring position, which means they couldn't cash in on
any opportunities against those Halos. The Reds have the day
off today, thank you. Yeah, the series again. The series
against the Diamondback starts tomorrow night in Phoenix late on

(13:18):
late night. Jesus, let's see catcher Tyler Stevenson on the
il with a left thumb fracture. He took batting practice yesterday,
set the start last night, but he aggravated the thumb
while catching a side session with Nick Lodolo. He sees
a hand specialist tomorrow in Arizona. Speaking of Nick Lodolo,
he's been out since August fourth with that left index

(13:41):
finger blister. Looks like he's going to return next Wednesday
in the road finale up against those Dodgers in Los Angeles.
There that's good high school football. The season starts tonight,
Wow hughes up against Dunbar, and Norwood takes on Schroeder.
One week from tonight. In college football, the Bearcats open
their season in Kansas City, up against Nebraska.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
It's all coming back.

Speaker 6 (14:03):
The Bengals practice today at one thirty. Get ready for
that preseason finale Saturday afternoon at pay Course Stadium against
those Indianapolis Colts.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
And no starters, you know, no starters all right, So
I mean the home crowd there are I know, I
did all that. Everybody was like all excited to go,
and they bought their tickets and then they go, okay,
everybody bought all their tickets to way it is tickets.
That's what you do with it is what you do
with the tennis.

Speaker 6 (14:30):
The other day with Alcarez and center, Yeah, they played
twenty minutes, and that's the way it is.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
I think they saw the ticket sales slow down. They said,
all right, all right, all right, yeah, they're trickling, trickling.
No starters, no, And I mean Zach.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Taylor did say a few weeks ago.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
He's like, yeah, the starters will be playing for all
the preseason games, and then yesterday goes I forget it. Yeah,
So I guess we'll see does Ritter and Jake Browning
on Saturday.

Speaker 6 (14:59):
Guard guard Cordell wilt Volson, who started forty eight games
in the last three years. He's out for the season
with that shoulder injury is going to require surgery.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Not good.

Speaker 6 (15:09):
So there you go right there, nice and then big hit.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
So you're going.

Speaker 6 (15:13):
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around that that that where it hits twelve noon, I'm hungry,
right and then again about five or six, Yeah, so
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(15:34):
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Speaker 1 (15:45):
That's a great deal. And then and then you know,
and make sure you don't just grab it and run.
You gotta you know, remember it ain't no choke. Yeah
on one O two seven w E d N thank you,
yes sah. It's the end of nursery. I think it's
this week of THEMB arresting the son of Sam David

(16:07):
Berkowitz forty eight years ago. Man, it's a long time.
But there's a great documentary it's all in his words
up on Netflix because you know, I'm a junkie with
that stuff. And he tells a story about this and uh,
I didn't even know this, And it's really interesting because
you know, I like watching this stuff. And it's not
even about like you know, these serial killers and stuff.

(16:27):
It's about anything. If you listen to the show. Whenever
we interview these guys, as far as like comedians especially
or musicians, but I think especially comedians, I always want
to know, like when you're like when you're writing a
new joke or a new like a new set, Like
you go up there with a new joke in front
of people and they're just staring at you and you

(16:48):
try something. You're like, oh, it's gonna be great, and
it just bombs. It's like, well, when do you give up?
Or when do you try it?

Speaker 2 (16:53):
But like it was so uncomfy.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Yeah, But like with a serial killer like David Berkowitz,
what made him go out and just say, like, I'm
gonna go out and start shooting these these people that
are just sitting in cars. I don't get it well
on this. I didn't know why he was doing this,
but come to find out he was he was adopted, okay,
when he was a baby obviously, and he found out

(17:16):
later on in life. He went and found his mother,
his biological mother. Come to find out she was she
got pregnant by a guy who was married, and she
had to give up the baby obviously because it was
an out of wedlock relationship with this married guy and
he wasn't going to leave his wife and all that stuff,

(17:38):
and he was very upset never talked to his mom
again because he was very like straight lace and considered
his mom, you know, like a hussy, you know what
I mean, Like right.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
So why would you want to have any communication with
the biological mom?

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Right? And he and so he was very angry at
women that did that kind of stuff. So he went
out and took it out on people. And then so
he would see people in cars and just saw his
mom doing.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
That and it triggered him.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
That the trigger, so he would go out and start
doing that to people that were in cars. Isn't that crazy?
But it just flipped them.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
I mean it's it's not an excuse, it's not an excuse.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
But you hear that and and in the mind of
somebody that's crazy, you go, okay, I see that. Hmm yeah.
So uh I never knew that. And this has been
going on. I mean obviously he was arrested forty eight
years ago. So it's like when you when you watch
these documentaries, you learn a lot about that kind of
stuff and you go, Okay, so it makes sense. So

(18:46):
now I could go out and do that because I
feel the same.

Speaker 7 (18:48):
Way, right, I feel like there are a lot of
excuses out there though, Like I get your triggered by it,
but it's help over.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
It won't go killing.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
People thing though, innocent people. Yeah, but when when you
when you have mental illness, you know there's no one
your head doesn't go like, uh, hey, I'm sick, I
should go get help. You're you're mentally ill. There's nothing
in there in your head going I should go get help. See,
that's that's the problem.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
But you deal with the mental health stuff and you've
got the help for it.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
I know. But there's different kinds of mental head. It's
not one size fits all.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
I understand that, trust me, I get it. I lost
somebody in my family due to that. They knew that
they were struggling though there he was only eighteen years old.
But again, yes, not everybody is the same, right, so
it's hard for us to understand if we're not in
that mindset.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
I get it.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
And he worked at a at a factory, and nobody
there knew he was going out there and just whacking people.
He would just do his job and go home and
then get his gun and at ten o'clock at night
go out and shooting people.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Nobody knew so crazy stuff.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yeah, yeah, so, but you learn when you watch these
documentaries and stuff and he tells the story on there.
But yeah, I found that interesting. It's interesting watching this
stuff because for me it's always like I want to
lift the hood and find out why this is happening.
Why kid Chris show? You be in that? There is,
Sarah Leise? What's the heat you're bringing? Come on, Hi?

(20:20):
My neck hurts?

Speaker 3 (20:22):
Is this another old man problem like what happened with
the next I don't know?

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (20:27):
Heads up? Can I plug it real quick?

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Yes? My neck?

Speaker 3 (20:30):
No, go ahead, you stay far away from your neck.
I will be at the Skyline Chili and Harrison today
from two pm to four pm. Okay, signing people up.
Whoever wants to stop by, please say hi, but signing
people up for VIP tickets to the Western and Southern
w EBN Fireworks Show featuring the Pillow, Windows and Doors

(20:54):
Drone Show.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
You gotta say it, I guess, Harrison Harrison is that
pretty have ason?

Speaker 2 (21:01):
So come on out, let's eat some cheese Tony's together.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
We don't get out there enough, so that's good.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
I'll get you signed up. My dad, Bobby Elise is
going to be stopping by. Maybe you'll see him. Yeah,
it's going to be a good time Bobby Him promotion
will be there.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Yeah, hello, let's go.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
All my favorite Bobby's are going to be an attendance.
So you don't want to miss out.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Because you do want to sit in the best seats
for this event next Sunday. That doesn't get any better
than that. You got the access to the bathroom, You
got your own seat. You don't have to sit on
the wall and reserve it early on. So there you go.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Yeah, so that's today from two to four.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Two to four, come on out please.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
All well, now get to your thing.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
All right, okay, so aside from that, I know we
got a minute here. So basic fall girly too, you
love it.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
I don't like that. I just I get the same
thing every day all day.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
You won't get a PSL No, not just one.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
And when you say PSL's it's pumpkins. No, I get
iced coffee. That's it.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Oh you're so not fun.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
But next Tuesday, August twenty six is when the Fall
menu is returning all the pumpkin things. So they said
the fan fave, obviously, the pumpkin spice lot de is
coming back.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
I want to know how much they make off that.
They must make it a lot. They don't mess around with.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
The Oh they're bringing it in October. Yeah, ooh, seventy
days before Halloween, by the one.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Let me tell you something you don't I was broke
most of my life, and I don't know. I go
to Starbucks to do work and all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
And you see the little kids with the giant frapps.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Oh my god. These teenagers show up and they're just
hanging out with their laptops and they're just giggling and
having a good time, and they have these gigantic drinks.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Dude, it's crazy. I'm like, I spend ten bucks on
that frap for what? What have the energy for? You're twelve?

Speaker 1 (22:51):
And then they leave and they get in their in
their audies and stuff. I like, who is paying for
this stuff?

Speaker 3 (22:57):
Kids are living a lot better than us. Christopher, Yeah,
somehow I.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Had to ride my bike everywhere when I was almost
twenty years old.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
I didn't drink coffee until I was out of college.
I don't remember Yeah being a caffeine addict when he
was at Miami, I don't remember doing that.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
I started drinking coffee late in my twenties because I
would wake up with huge headaches and I thought for
some reason it was a caffeine withdrawal, and it ended
up being sleep apnea and it just ended it. And
then it became a caffeine addiction and now I can't
get off of it.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Kids, These days are a mirratable, Yes, I can confirm. Also,
the pumpkin cream cold brew is coming back. That one's
definitely my favorite, along with the iced pumpkin shy.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Lots of day I got pumpkin in it.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
I love all.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
If it's got pumpkin, it's for me. I'll eat anything
with the pumpkin stuff. This is the best time of
the year, prob.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
I just throw pumpkins at everybody.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Final catch them and need them.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
Also, the pecan crunch oatmel glatte, dude, I love it.
It all sounds so good and sugary. New items coming
a pecan oat milk.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Cortato, pumpkin spice funeral.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
And I'm all over this. Next one Italian sausage egg bites. Hmm,
that sounds I'm so obsessed with food.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Maybe that could be the theme next year for the
For the fiftieth pumpkin spice firearms.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Yeah, the ashes have a little bit of pumpkin int.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
In every orange pumpkin spice Bengals.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Oh yeah, heads up.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
The fireworks are just orange this year, we're bringing all
the fall five.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
And then they're introducing the smoked butter Scotch flavored coffee.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Good, give me all of it.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
See all this is too bitter or too you know, like.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
It's fun. I guess this is what gets the ladies
and the kids in.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
Honestly, I don't see too many dudes walking around the PSLs,
but I know that the guys love the pumpkin stuff.
My husband, if he sees it on the shelves of
Kroger Spice cheerios, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Hell yeah, you've not had the pumpkin spice cheerios. Dude,
you like those? They're good?

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Listen anything fun? I really don't have any involved in it.
I'm not a fun person, I guess.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Can you at least have fun with the cheerios?

Speaker 1 (25:31):
No? I don't eat cheerios.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Would you try the pumpkin ones for me? Though?

Speaker 1 (25:35):
No, I won't try anything pumpkin spice?

Speaker 3 (25:38):
You can just being over there, you know, all my
pumpkin stuff over your no pumping spice prostitutes.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Maybe I don't know, I don't know, you'd rather have
my cheerios.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Pumpkin spice prostitution, Uh, pumpkin spice. I don't know. I
don't know. I just don't. I just don't get into it.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
I'm sorry, but this is this is a good time
of the year though. This was fun.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Listen. I love fall because, like you know, I'm a
fan of football. Uh you know, so when football starts,
I'll watch every single game. I have all the all
the all the networks and all that stuff, so I
watch all that stuff.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
Well, you watch our Bengals this Saturday. Yes, I will
want to call kickoff against the Colts. By the way,
if you're going or if you're watching or listening, which
you can hear it right here, maybe no starters for
that for that game. Zapp Taylor announced that yesterday during
his press conference.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Yes, and then, uh, you know, and I'll watch all
football I watch, you know, of course, all my UFC.
I watch everything. So the fall time is perfect. And
then you get to you know, then I found my
place where it's got the indoor pools. So I mean
fall is awesome.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
It's yeah, my absolute favorite.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
And then the winter comes and then I get the
press and I go inside, and I grow my beard long,
and I start wearing the you know, the hoodies. I
started looking like, you know, every time they talk about
hackers on the news, I start looking like the hoodie guy.
And yeah, I go inside. I start thinking about how
I'm going to take the world down.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
How did we get here?

Speaker 3 (27:02):
I mean, I'm talking about the Starbucks fallmench terrorism, and.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
You're talking about taking herself bounds. I am concerned.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
No, don't be Hayden pan Terrier, Hayden Panetary, Yeah, dairy Air.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Hayden Pentary and how you say it. Hayden's drriere was
in the Cheerleader movie and.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
It's her birthday today, and she was also on that
show Nashville.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Oh yeah, I never saw that one. The latest I
saw her in was the Scream movie.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Brody Jenner's birthday is today. Kalise's birthday is today. Kalise. Yeah,
she had a song called Milkshake back in the day
to the yard and then I mean, she had a career,
but it wasn't as big as her her ex husband, Nas,
who is considered one of the best rappers ever. And
you know he has to pay three hundred thousand dollars

(27:54):
a year in that child support. This is why I
wish I had ovaries. I still I would be getting
paid if I had ovaries. My ovaries would be made
out of solid gold. Amy Fisher's birthday is today. Now
you want to see some look. Amy Fisher was the woman,
the girl that shot Joey Buttafuko's wife in the face.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
And then oh that's right. Yeah, I just had a
google her. I'm like, I know, she sounds familiar. What
happened with her?

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Well, she ended up marrying this dude named Lou and
then they made like a sex tape together. Yeah, she's
better looking. I knew you were going to say that,
look at her.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
I am looking at her.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
That is your type of girl, now, sexy and dirty.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
These are the type of women when we see them
out at remotes and you're trying to like take photos,
it's super creepy.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
It's not creepy. I'm in love. Uh shut up. Kim
Katrell's birthday is today.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
You think she's hot too.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
She's a cougar.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
She is, that's what she's known for in sex and
the city of like being this hot cougar.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
I know, but I think she might be a little
uh too, And I hear too much bad things about
Don't she looks.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
Really naughty though, just like when you look at her,
that's the first thought, she's a naughty cougar.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Keep going on this day. In nineteen seventy nine, The
Devil Went Down to Georgia by Charlie Daniels Fantasy that
song you do. Yeah, every time I heard I get
all hype.

Speaker 5 (29:15):
The Devil went down to Georgia.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
He was looking for a soul the steel.

Speaker 5 (29:19):
He was in a band because he was way behind
and he was willing to make a deal.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Whenever I hear I think there's a clan meeting about
to happen, I run.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
But don't play that typically before a country concert. Yeah,
for a few years of my life, well, for a
few years of my life, I was in the country
music like Luke Bryan, Eric Church, Kenny Chesney, and I
swear to god, that song was always playing before those guys.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
Would get started on stage.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
That's just trouble whatever, that's that's a soundtrack.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
The Trouble Devil went down to Georgia, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
On this day. In nineteen ninety six, the album O
Delay from Beck with Devil's Haircut, New Pollution where It's At.
It was certified gold and end up going double play
them in nineteen ninety eight. Nice props to him anyways.
That's what's going on today, on this day in August. Oo,
let's make it a great week. Do you do that, Sarah?

(30:08):
For me, It'll just circle the drain and get worse.
It's ebn