08/22/2025 - Sid Siss

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I guess I should turn the phones on. Okay, Uh,
Sarah Lisa, I got a big box here sent in Uh.
It came from I get mail sometimes, but it just
came from Noonan, Georgia. Okay.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
I picked it up the other day and it feels
like a box of Legos. Yes something, Yeah, I'm curious.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
I am curious too. I don't like getting mail. It
was twenty one dollars to send this to me. Why
don't you like getting mail? Because I don't know if
it's gonna blow up?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Well, remember the last time I got mail, I did
have something blow up, and it was like one of
those glitter pop things. I opened up the package and
glitter went all over our table and.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
On the floor. Well, let's see if I wait, I'm nervous,
I know, should I back up? I worked in Atlanta
for a while. My dad lived in Noonan. What are
you doing opening it with a pin? We're not gonna
open it. Don't we have scissors or a knife? I'm
sure John John stole them. All Right, let's see, it's
better be opening nothing like a wild animal. I don't know.

(01:02):
I hope it didn't sound like bags of cash.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
No, Oh, you could not be that lucky today. Oh
I see there's some sort of note.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
No, I could smell it. Yeah, there's a note. Okay,
this is from Brandon. I hope this finds you. Yes,
I hope this finds you well. Okay. I also like candles,
and I wanted to share some of my favorites from
a local candle maker. Uh. I can't read what that

(01:31):
says here. It's more supporting Georgia. Yeah, supporting a local business.
I'm local to Atlanta, so you know, no strings attached. Ok. Yeah,
it's good though, because I can't give you tickets to
a concert in Atlanta since I'm here in Cincinnati. Yeah.
I hope you enjoy the candles. Have a great day, kid,

(01:51):
Chris Brandon. Thanks Brandon. That's a very cool. Oh damn it.
One broke because does it smell good? Yeah? One broke
because I shook the box. Yeah, we've got broken glass.
What's the scent? Monkey farts? Stop? That's what it says, right, No, Yeah,
I thought you're joking.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
I thought you're gonna say, like vanilla bean, it's candle
in a jar, monkey farts.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah? This one time?

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Fifty hours all right, hand board heavily scented.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, they smell good. Wait you smelled the monkey farts? No, no,
the one, this one candle. This one's called volcano. All right. Wait,
why does monkey farts smell so good? I no, no,
it's just a funny name. But we're gonna have to
throw that one out because it's broke, all right, naked
butt or butt naked. And then this one is called
bite me. Oh, bite me's broke too. Don't never shake

(02:42):
the packaging. Oh damn it.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
You never know when you're going to get a glass
candle sent to Yeah, I know, I.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Just cut myself. I think I did. Oh darn it.
Well this one I could still use. Okay, I'll put
these back in all right, Well, thank you, Brandon.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yeah, very nice. Go support this. Yeah, the linen jar
business in Atlanta.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah, if you're listening in Atlanta, all right, it's crazy.
That's literally the website Atlanta. We're coming up on the
anniversary of me coming off the air in Atlanta. It
was a great way to celebrate. No, it's true. It was.
It was right before Labor Day. Is that what's coming up?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
I think so, big holiday next weekend, big event on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
They changed a format on the radio station in Atlanta.
And they told us, but that's the day before or
the day of the change of formats. They brought us
into the Yeah, the day of they brought us into
the conference room and they said we want to bring
you to WBN in Cincinnati. And I said, I was like, oh,
that's awesome, that's cool, very cool. Yeah, and and and

(03:46):
I took the job obviously. And then the day after
the fireworks here they fired the morning show. It was here.
They were only here for eight months. That's a horrible
radio story, but good for me. But anyways, so I
understand the format flip.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
I was on a sports talk station thirteen years ago
called the Fan.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, that's what they did here.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
On a Friday morning, they said, we need everybody on
this phone call at nine am.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
I had no idea what was about to happen. Yep,
format flip what they do for the sports and thirteen
years ago, So my anniversary will be uh. I was
off the air for a month, sitting in Atlanta waiting
to come here, and then it was yeah, October fifth
will be my thirteenth anniversary. Okay, yeah, here in Cincinnati, I'll.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Have six years at ihearts since but on October twenty.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
They call it number thirteen the unlucky numbers, so you
never know or it's.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Lucky here Taylor Swift, that's her lucky number. And I
know that you're a swifty Christopher.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yeah, kid, Chris Show, that's Sarah Elise Hi Happy Friday. Yes,
are you going to talk? I know you tease something
else to talk about? Are you going to talk about
Hulk Hogan being chilled instead?

Speaker 2 (05:00):
That's exactly where I was going.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
That's all Spanish to me. But who day.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
A new smartphone with a new feature is on the way.
It's called the Fuse Smartphone. Now, of course it's gonna
have access to social media, but with an extra protective
tool built in. This is not for you, Christopher. So
the phone is going to be using AI to analyze

(05:30):
everything that's on the screen, recognizing and focusing on any
nudity and preventing it from being shown.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
It says.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
This also stops the camera on the phone from capturing
any nudity, and it's gonna have a bunch of parental
control options on it.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Screen time limits all kinds of things. My camera doesn't
even know. If I'm a guy or a girl, and
I show mine on.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
There the few smartphone. I have a lot of questions
about that.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Actually it's a male man or mammal.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
The Few smartphone is available only in the UK, but
they're going to start rolling this thing out in other
countries over the next couple of months. So when it's
hitting the US not exactly sure, but this thing is
on its way. Yeah, and it's supposed to help with
the kiddos.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Let's get one.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Do you ever worry about that with your daughters? I mean,
you've got middle school daughters. Do you worry about the
nudity coming across their phones?

Speaker 1 (06:35):
I hand it to my ex wife because she's on
it with them as far as she keeps an eye
on their phones. And I think as parents, we've I
think ingrained that into their heads and and you trust
what they're doing. I trust them, and I think I

(06:57):
hope we've equipped them with the tools to to keep
in mind that there's creeps out there and stuff. I'm
my fingers crossed, yeah, because.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
When I was their age, I didn't have a cell phone,
but we did have the family computer that sat right
there in the kitchen, and that definitely had a parental
control on.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
It, yes, but also at that time a lot of
that stuff was new. Oh yeah, where we're I think educated.
I grew up in that era. I grew up in
that era trying to hook up, so I know what
to look out for asl on AIM. Yeah, all that stuff.
So yeah, AIM just went away officially. I know.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
That's kind of crazy to think about. That's kind of
how it all got started.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Really, Oh, I know.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
But yeah, So I'm curious to see how successful this
is going to be in the UK and quickly it'll spread,
and if it'll actually work and recognize all nudity.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
The last thing those people in the UK should worry
about is what their pink parts look like. It should
be more about how their smile looks. With those awful teeth.
You know, I've never been Do they not have good
dental heights? No, they don't. What they ought to do
is with that stupid soccers kick each other in the
teeth and knock them all out and start over. Maybe
that's what's going on. Too much soccer to the face.

(08:13):
One knows what they're doing, gick their teeth out. Where
is it where people are super hairy? Right here? This shirt?
What is it. In France, people don't shave their armpits.
The ladies don't get yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. I
see stubbling it, It's immediately gone.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
I've seen it at I've been at Kroger and stuff
and I've seen women like reach up for stuff and
I'd be like, whoa, I mean, we're shocking even the Yeah,
I double take, Like that's more than me? Are we doing?

Speaker 3 (08:50):
I know?

Speaker 2 (08:51):
And I get it if you go a couple of
weeks without shaving the legs, but let's stay on top
of the pits.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yeah, and they're usually milky white, and the pat you
could totally see it and it's like, uh and I
want to gag, and I just lose my my, you know. Oh,
and I don't want to shop anymore. I just want
to drop what I have and go home. And you know,
my mom's dead. I want to call her, mom, will
you pick me up? I'm really scared.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Why are we so grossed out by hair when we've
all got it, it's a natural thing.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
We see it in an uncomfy place and we're like,
ew everything that I am that humans are grossed out of.
I have twice as much of Oh yeah, I have.
It's like people are grossed out by Harry backs and stuff.
It's like, Oh, I just happen to have a lot
of it. You know, if if women were turned off
by penises, I'd have three of them. Oh my god,

(09:44):
that's really great to know. Get that image out of
my head, Sarah Least, it's time for Segs Hot Tubs
Sports Update. The whole time I make it. This is sick.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
Yeah, there's an old bit from Saturday Nightlight James Brown
celebrity hot.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Well, well this is sports.

Speaker 5 (10:32):
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Speaker 4 (10:47):
Red's update. Those Reds with a three game series up
against the Snakes. Can we go d Backs tonight up
in Arizona and there's game time tonight? I read's now
just a half game back of those Mets. It's not
bad that wild card spot in New York. Losing yesterday
to Washington and the Mets will face the Braves over
the weeks and weekends, or just even losing Mets.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Right, amen, hit it. But the brains aren't that good though, right.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
No, they got Jake the Snake Freeley though, stop the braves.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Do you have a good looking broadcaster?

Speaker 4 (11:22):
Oh you're two times and Tommy Thrall Now you're over him? Yeah,
Oh my goodness, that's a bomb show, like breaking news
dropping with dropping what's his name?

Speaker 1 (11:35):
She checks Kelsey's out what their their net worths are
and then hacks into the bank account. I don't like him,
she goes, Oh, here you go, that's interesting.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
High school football last night, Hughes the Big Red over
Dunbar twenty to nothing. Schroder defeated Norwood thirty three eighteen.
And then high school season begins in Earnest tonight Troy
in Middletown, LaSalle hosting Cole Raine de Belmont The Sky
Skylight Jelly Crosstown Showdown. Game of the Week, East Central

(12:10):
taking on Lawrenceburg Wow Tomorrow at four o'clock. It's Princeton
battling Moler. The Bengals closing out training camp yesterday, and
they wind up the preseason tomorrow up against the Colts.
The action will be right here on one O two
seven w E b N starting at eleven thirty in
the kickoffice at one yep, so.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
We see Jake or does both? Nos? What's up? Who knows?
Is guarantee? Who they play? Yeah? No Joe Burrow, No Joe.
He's going to watch from TV TV from home, be
on the sidelines with his I pad.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
He's going to do the the third band in the
radio booth.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Oh, don't tell anybody. I thought he was just going
to catch up on Yellowstone watch it on side. Well,
he's going to do that too.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
In the talk Scott Soccer FC Cincinnati, he added a
former star, Brenner, on the final day of the summer
transfer window. Brenner, the Orange and Blues third all time
leading scorer twenty seven goals and seventy two matches, returns
on loan from his Italian club and Brenner starred for
FCC from twenty twenty one to twenty twenty three. So

(13:13):
he is back and they got an option to, you know,
pick up a contract on him. So they just keep
loading up, you know what soccer.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Yeah, Big night.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
FC Cincinnati plays tomorrow night at hosting New York City
FC and seven point thirty is match time college basketball
to former Metro Conference rivals Cincinnata and Louisville will play
in the Hoops Classic Friday, November twenty first at Heritage
Bank Arena. His second game in twenty twenty six, twenty

(13:47):
seven sent for Iconic.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Freedom Hall in Louisville. All right, there you go. That's it.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
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Speaker 1 (13:59):
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Speaker 1 (14:41):
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Speaker 2 (14:46):
W b N.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
We are just days away from the Western and Southern
WB and Fireworks Boomsday, the musical featuring the Pella Windows
Indoors Drone Show. Have you heard Hell yeah? This is
the time of the year, Christopher, Well, it's getting there
because of you know, the fall and all that stuff.
Today it was yesterday was awesome out at the windows down.

(15:08):
Week is looking nice. Yeah, well it's always nice for
the fireworks ever since I moved here thirteen.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Years Knock on wood, do you hear that? Yeah, this
is a good time of the year where it starts
to feel a lot better. We've got football on the radar.
Halloween is only seventy days away.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
And it only gets better because Tyler is on air.
It wouldn't be a happy Friday without Tyler. And let
me guess what's going on Tyler that much?

Speaker 2 (15:43):
That's the kind of schedule I'm looking. I need that
kind of schedule. Just not much going on.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
So what do we old the honor? Tyler? Are you
calling to talk about a little nas x that rapper
guy being naked running down into the road getting arrested. Yeah,
what about it? Go ahead, let's hear your thoughts. Maybe
he should go to jail. Yeah, well that's what Well,
he did get arrested. Yeah, he did get arrested. So

(16:10):
what else? What else? Let's let's pick your brain. Tyler's
thoughts on pop culture. Uh what else? What about Serena Williams.
How good she's looking? I mean, I think she's looking fine.
She's on the zimpie. Yeah, she's on ozempic, which people
tend to shy away from talking about. But she's like,
hell yeah I did it.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
She's open about it. She's like, look, I had a baby.
I couldn't lose the weight.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Yeah, here we go. She looks goodby can what.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
She Bobby?

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Can't? She can't what she did? Lose weight though because
of zempic. Yeah, you're pretty good at this. I'm way Tyler.
Are you a Taylor Swift fan?

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Yep? When's her twelfth album coming out?

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Twelve albums?

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Yep, she's got her twelfth album coming out? Yeah, very soon.
Do you know that date?

Speaker 1 (17:03):
You got your finger on the pulsive top of pop culture?
Let's hear it and the back of the shade, back
of the high Yeah that's right, nice work. What yeah?
You know? I think he said October third. If that's
what he said, then there's Wieners on the highway. Good job, Tyler,

(17:31):
take care of my brother, all right? Love your no,
no love for me, just no, he said, I love
you up. Yeah, he called me sid sis someone that's
been holding for ten minutes. So I guess we'll pick
it up real quick. See if it goes anywhere, it
should be good. Collar you're on the air, what's up quick?

(17:54):
How think you guys should be like a wow, they're
like a curvy tribute to Ozzie. You understood that. It
took a second, but yeah, I think there's something planned
for that. Yeah all right, yeah that's what you guys
should do. Okay, well, thanks for writing the fireworks for us,

(18:17):
but yeah, I think there's something planned for that in there.
But remember keep in mind and everybody listening that the
fireworks are planned way way, way, way way in advance.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
So they started doing this last September.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Yeah, so a lot of stuff was planned before, way
before Ozzie died, So keep that in mind. Okay, okay, yeah,
all right, take care. All right, it's the Kid Chris Show.
It's a EBN.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
We can't just change the entire day last minute.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
And keep in mind your sponsors involved and all that stuff.
So we've got T shirts involved, Yes, a lot of
money involved. This doesn't just happened because everybody just goes, oh,
let's all get together and a year of planning. They
burn cash this on so everybody could come down to
the banks and complain. It was amazing though.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
We had the forty eighth, and then just a week later,
you know, we're talking about let's get the forty nine.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
We've already started planning the fiftieth next year. Yeah, it's
already in motion. So how it goes?

Speaker 2 (19:15):
So when it comes to money, how much do you
think the dudes are spending in one year when it
comes to the dating.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Part times if you're looking over here, none.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Not just you dudes in general, uh not you included,
it's a lot higher than I was thinking. Oh yeah,
like I don't think my husband is spending this in
a year. Well she do you have a guest? I
would hope he's not dating dating me? You still date
your spouse? You, No, you don't. That's how you keep
the marriage going. You got to go on dates, burning

(19:50):
through cash.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
You go on dates.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
You got a concerts together and fall games and movies
and dinner.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
That's how you keep them happy dating. The money the
more money you spend, so you're going to take that home.
You better be spending this or I'm not going to
be happy.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Pretty low maintenance when it comes to a date.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Yeah, anyways, it depends on the age. All right, just
throw out a number forty grand Oh god, you're high
rolling over there. No, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
I'm According to Lending Trees twenty twenty five report, the
average man in a relationship is spending about fifteen K
a year. So it breaks down like this, like dates, vacations,
and gifts for their partner.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Fifteen thousand bucks. Yeah right. I don't know any woman
in life that would be happy with that.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
See I guessed originally five thousand. Yeah, it's like, I
don't know around five k. Yeah, forty thousand is a
lot of money, Like, damn, what are you buying for
forty thousand bucks for your girl?

Speaker 1 (20:49):
A woman that would be happy with five k is
one that's probably already dead. I'm just not dead.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
The report talks about the ongoing financial pressure that men
are facing just to maintain their relationships, a lot of
social media pressure. The girlies want to get the Instagram shots.
It's all a bunch of dumb reasons that by the way,
this is for an entire one date. The average right
now is about one hundred and sixty eight bucks. Oh,

(21:22):
I think you go to per date, so you go
to dinner in a movie. I mean the other day
we went to Applebee's in a movie and it was
almost two hundred.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Dollars, So he should be tapped for the year. That's
it sucks. Well we split.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
I'm like, all right, I'll take care of movie and
the snacks and you've got the dearious.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
We split a lot of stuff.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
We have separate banks and everything, so I'm like, all right,
you grab dinner, I'll grab whatever the activity is. Like
the other day, I paid for our Reds game tickets
and he took us to dinner beforehand. I mean, so,
I guess gen z and millennials are the most when
it comes to dating. So older gentlemen like yourself are

(22:04):
not balling out for fifteen k a year like.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
That ballin' ballin' balling out. No, I mean you're spending
forty thousand dollars. That's nice. I'm not spending anything. Shoo,
can I date you? No, I'm not spending anything. I'm
spending time alone, folding laundry, watching UFC.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Saving fifteen thousand dollars a year or in your case forty.
I guess concerts are one of the most popular dating activities.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Yeah, because it's loud music.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
You don't have to talk to what get a little
bit of time to yourself.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
You can you know, I want to get a beer. Yeah,
it's over there and watch a song.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
And we know that concerts are getting more and more expensive,
So there you go. That right there is going to
cost you a couple hundred dollars. That's why it adds
up quick.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
I'll take a water, yeah, because it's I'll find.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Me drinking at a concert. I don't do that, but
we're ball games. I mean, it's just too expensive to
even drink in general.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
In these days. They've cranked up waters, the prices of
water now because less and less people are drinking alcohol.
So like, well we got to crank up water now.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Yeah, water bottles going out to like a ballgame or
a concert, I mean, they're gonna run you anywhere between
seven to ten.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Buffs of course, because pretty soon, because people are slow
in the drinking alcohol, it's going to be cheaper to
buy a beer. Dude.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
When my mom and I went out to Vegas to
see the Backstrom points at the Sphere, Yeah, bottles of
water at the sphere cost twenty five dollars.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Yeah, an they wonder why five bucks?

Speaker 2 (23:33):
So I spent fifteen dollars just a week could be hydrated.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
You know what. They were all overcharging for water at
Woodsck ninety nine, and you know what happened. They burned
it down. So don't overcharge for water. Yeah, they'll burn
the spear down. Yeah, I'll tell you. It's just like
they say about heroin. It's you know, the pain killers.

(23:57):
The pills themselves were too expensive, so people got on heroin.
So pretty soon people who don't drink the water is
gonna be too expensive, so they're gonna start drinking beer.
I could get that way. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
It's wild the pricing these days, if it really is.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Anyhow, it's the kid Chris Show. This is Why again
every time you do this little segment, and it just
reminds me of why I make the right choices of
staying home.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Yeah, if you just stay home, you don't have to worry
about spending fifteen to forty thousand dollars a year.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Yeah, taking someone out so they could say, no, I mean,
you can kissed me on the cheek, but I'm going home.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
It's all about making memory yeah, oh yeah, okay, I
can make a memory.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
Go.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
I'm like, this is why I'm broke. I make too
many memories. Yeah right, I make memories at homegoing. Man,
that was a great knockout. Good UFC card tonight. I'm
going to bed.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
I'm get them ladies. That's my that's my hot commodity.
Let me tell you.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Yeah, as your memories. It's Chris and Wiggs's birthday today.
She's awesome. It's a twenty second.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Of August and she's also hilarious. She's that's what I
love most about her.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Yes, would have been Lane Staley's birthday today, the Alice
and Shane singer, one of my favorite singers of all time.
It's a bummer that he is no longer with us.

(25:27):
Rip yep, how do they say this? Glita Lauren Aidis
or whatever her name was. That that's the chick that
God bless you, that cooks all the time. I liked
to Today show.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Yeah, she's always making Italian stuff, but she's super tiny.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Yeah, yes, Giada deada Giada she's at either way.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
She's hot and she's always cooking up Italian.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Yeah. There was rumors that because she's no longer married,
and there was rumors that her and John Mayer had
an affair.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Really yeah, and I think he's like a much younger
guy hi than her, right, but she.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Is totally worred. I don't care if she's seventy. I'm
going after she's hot. Oh, it's a Jizus birthday today,
chizz Oh Jizzee. No, No he's not. He was in
a band with Big Baby Jesus, old dirty bastard and
or you may know him as Dirt McGirt. Oh, he
was a wood tang flan. Speak English to me that

(26:22):
I mean, I do.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
But I thought you were talking about jizz like Gizzoe
because you're always called jizz short.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Him in a in a state shruck glass state playing
a Jill Webb tang clan is nothing, fay ou tang clip.
You're not part of the thirty six chambers. No, I'm
not old people.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
You'll bring it back nam most Collean Fields Monopoly in
pills Jo Flying caught three hundred.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Uh in nineteen eighty five on this day, No jacket
required by Phil Collins.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
It went triple platinum and ended up going twelve times
platinum in two thousand and one that's a big, big album.
It's got you know that song right on this day
in nineteen eighty nine, this is This goes on the
list of albums you Must Own by Kid Chris. It
takes a nation of millions to hold us back from
public air here it is damn God, damn.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
This is a dope.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Dam But let's five a tough doin now no yeap
on this day in nineteen ninety seven, this album went
to gold and has that smash hit ha Biza, ha biza,
ha biza. You know that song? You've lost me?

Speaker 2 (27:34):
No, A ton of song goes I know, but I
still don't know it just because you're singing it like that.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
That's I'm thinking it, just like the song should be sung.
You always say that, but hapasa, it doesn't necessarily. I mean,
it's accurate, that's accurate. How's it go? You do a
bizarre right, right? I know that I've heard it again.

(28:05):
Habata gets a little bit closer than I thought. But
see you sit there on your shame. But that's right.
I had to hear it. I had to hear it.
It's been a while. I feel like we see or
hear that song a lot, Like in commercials. Yes, right, Ala,
go up to your friend today and just do that,
Just stare at him and go Tabata.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Abaza, Kalla's and Tella's about it. Tag us on social media.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Yeah, video tape yourself, make a video. Just go today.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Potentially win front road tickets to the fireworks if they
make a really good video about it.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Just walk it up randomly to somebody in your Cuba,
go into starkhan Abaza and if we.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Love your video that much, you're getting front road tickets
to the Western and Southern WB on Fireway.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
I will say okay to Abaza. All right, it's the
twenty second of August. It's ebn Sarah Le. She just
said the funniest thing ever. And of course it wasn't
on the radio.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
I don't even think it's appropriate for the Yeah kind
of is. I don't know how you're going to do
this for this show. It is we talk about off air, Yes,
this gold. She was just saying to me about how
are you going to do that? Well, I'm in a
dry spell obviously because you know my marriage is no longer.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
But so no sex, no bad food, no alcohol. Yeah,
I've been doing that for a while, just trying to
stay healthy because I have children. And also I am
not focused on hooking up at all, because I just
focus on work and hanging out with my kids and
doing the right thing because you know, they're going through
a tough thing in their life with their parents not
being together and stuff, which.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
You know, your priorities are different yea than most men.
There's nothing wrong with with that.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Yeah, and uh and it's just a pure dry spell.
And then she was saying, like, you know about certain things,
and I was like, yeah, at some moment, I'm gonna
end up just being with something just terrible, a monster.
And she goes, yeah, You're just gonna end up exploding
and they're gonna find you.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
I said, You're gonna downward spiral and we're gonna find
you dead in your apartment with the bottle of vodka
in one hand and a half eaten baconator in the other.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Wrappers of breakfast baconators, bottle rappers everywhere. That was my
back of choice, just sorac everywhere, and just breakfast bacon
is everything you've given up on. My gut just ripped open,
just exploded, and just get it up. Furry belly is
gonna be handing out of her well, just half shaven back,

(30:36):
because I just tried, just a failure, just to shock
out a line of failure.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
I know.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
And guess what, that's okay. It could do your body
a little gun, a little baconator.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Syringes everywhere we found drug pair finalia. No, they were
Tustop's own syringes.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Oh no, he realized we expected to find him this way.
I'd actually be really proud of you, like, oh, finally.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Wrestling T shirts. Oh my gosh. And not a woman
in sight. She left the scene already, Yeah, she ran
out because but we found big girl panties. Oh I
don't want to think about this. Twice is enough? Oh God,

(31:34):
but a time now that is That is absolutely how
I'm going to be found. We got the Friday feels
in this room, Yeah, sure we do. Everyone's walked in
their bit what's up? Every day? Every day they come
in and say happy whatever day is. Yeah, whatever day
it is, they come in here. I don't know why
it is.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
The moods get better as the week goes on. So
everybody Friday is at peak. And this is the day
that Chris is not a fan of I know, the
only person.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
I know I'm the only one that doesn't like Friday,
and I can tell you why. And as we get
closer to the holidays, it gets worse because on the
weekends it's just I just I like being at work,
like being around everybody. I like being on a schedule.
You like feeling productive, Yes, good for you. On the weekends,
I just feel like everybody is I have to be
on a schedule. I don't like being just walking around.

(32:21):
And remember how ozz he was during his uh.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
My, during his reality show. He always looked completely lost
and he's.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Like, Sharon, where am I supposed to be right now?
I don't have it when there's no schedule. I just
kind of bounce off stuff like oh, just walk around
it like how they think, guy, you need a woman
to keep you, like on a on a direct path.
You know how they found a little nase x just
naked in the streets walking that.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
To me, Oh please please, don't let that happen to you.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
I don't want The bacon thing was enough. You won't
find me naked in the streets, sorry, unless there's cash involved.