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September 2, 2025 • 34 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Okay, quisho.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
I just got this text Sarah, at least from somebody. Oh,
by the way, it's Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Yeah, reminder it is not Monday, although it definitely feels
like one.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
I'm getting my uh my balls broke because you know,
for a minute, I was into uh uh not into
like into into but the Greta Sunberg.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Oh you were very into her. Ew and she looks
like she's twelve, you creepy.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Not anymore because now everybody's sending me pictures going you
still think.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
She's a hottie, let me see her now, it's like it's.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
She looks like a child. She's weird.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
She's not weird.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
Yes, she is very weird.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Somebody made it like a mean thing, but that's trying
to left. Yes, that's not really her. Yes it is
really yeah. Yes, hey, no way that I'm getting my
balls broke about it now.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
It looks like a dude.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Stop she does she You can't the dudes stop.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
This is news to me.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Hey, by the way, over the weekend, I don't get
this because uh I said this out over on over
the weekend, is there like people are celebrating that, uh oh,
they're going to be for the anniversary putting out back
to the Future into the theaters again. I'm like, what
I have that at home? Why am I going to
go spend money to go watch that at the theater?

Speaker 4 (01:36):
And yeah, I mean Jaws did it? I get it.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
It made eight million Jaws over the weekend. That's free
money for them.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Will I go see it?

Speaker 1 (01:49):
No, I don't get it.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
But a lot of this stuff is coming back.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
I mean, look at the Sphere in Las Vegas making
money off the Wizard of Oz.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Yeah, an of money.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
But that's a new experience with something old.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
I get it. Yet with an experience, it's it's totally
you know.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Doated what Jaws in? That would be cool to see?

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Oh my god, hell yeah, would be completely immersed. You'd
feel like you're under attack by the shark.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah, like you know, like, yeah, we were talking about
that when we're out for the fireworks. Was the sphere
because your mom came up to say hi and stuff
and you.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Got to meet Brenda Ali. Yeah, but the first thoughts.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
They date that, you know, she was it was great
to wake up next door yesterday. No, but being in
the sphere would be cool for certain things. I know,
they did a UFC pay per view in there, and uh,
I mean I wasn't there obviously, but I don't know
because I want to watch the action.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
I want to be staring at the wall.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
There's a lot to look at. Yeah, I felt so.
I saw the backsh boys there with Brenda Alise.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yes, all of a time, uh huh uh.

Speaker 5 (02:59):
There.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
It's very overwhelming, but in the best way possible.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
I kept looking at her.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
I'm like, how do you explain this experience to just anybody?

Speaker 2 (03:08):
You can't like the Sphere to go see. I'm not
a Pink Floyd fan, but if someone says, hey, I
got tickets go see Pink Floyd in the Sphere, I
would be like, I'll check.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
That out immediately.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Go or East.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
You boys are making so much money off of performing
there that they extended their residency.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah well wait yeah, all.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
The way up through February of next year. I think
they're making four million bucks a show. Honestly, I would
see anything there. It's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
I just wait until someone like and I know that
they've got to be in talks. Kiss has got to
be in talks to be doing something at the Sphere.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Oh hell yeah, start saving your money now, because I
ain't cheap to go out there.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah yeah, And.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
I'm not spending more than twenty four hours. There's too much.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Well, I told you why I want to go out there.
I have to somehow, probably in the winter. I want
to go out. Obviously i'd have to fly into Vegas,
but I won't stay. I'm going to rent a car
and I'm driving out.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
Get out of the strip.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
I'm going out. I'm driving.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
I want to go to Area fifty one and I
want to stay at that little hotel where there's like
three hundred people that live in that town. And I
just want to get a little chair and just sit
out by the highway.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
God, that would be incredible. That's not scary at all.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
I might just buy a little property out there and
be like, when I'm finished, this is where I'm living.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
No, I just picture you with a laptop and a
little lawn chair yep, and a microphone.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yup.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
This is gonna be my podcast life.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Sarah Elie. All right, let's hear it.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
You know, we got a lot of good looking guys
in the city of Cincinnati.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
Saw a lot of lookers on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
You don't need to start kissing answer with your lies.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
But not like this guy in North Carolina.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Okay, he was.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Trending over the weekend. His name is Harry Irvine Burdick Junior.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Oh yeah, perfect name for a good looking guy.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Not like Christopher Foley.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Harry. He's sixty three years old.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
That's me with my shirt off.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
Nothing wrong with a little bit of hair.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Harry does not have a hard time secure in the ladies.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
See that's how you guys are a little different.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yes, I secure them with handcuffs.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Ew here herself. You've also got Sarah Puppet in your
possession right now, which worries me.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Please her.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
She is sitting on the chair in my living room
and she'll probably be there until this time next year.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
So Harry has been accused of marrying not one, not two,
but three different women, all at the same time. Harry
claims this is for his personal and financial game.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
How do you gain financially by marrying three women at
one time?

Speaker 4 (06:00):
It sounds like I'd be broke. I'm expensive.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
I don't know how you'd handle three of me, that's
for sure.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
It's absolutely that's called a cluster headache.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
I'm a lot, I am a lot. I guess he's
looking for some sugar mamas. All three marriages happened in
North Carolina and no records of divorces. So he's now
been charged with multiple counts of felony bigamy. He's going
to be in court on September twenty second. And it's
so funny in this article, it's so serious. The sheriff's

(06:35):
office is like, if you know anyone that has been
legally married to Harry, you are asked to call the
police at this time at three three six, and then
they list off the whole number.

Speaker 4 (06:44):
But hey, Harry, are you dirty? Doug?

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Is he good looking?

Speaker 6 (06:49):
No?

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Would you would? You wouldn't have followed for that guy.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
It's amazing, dude. The comments are so funny. So this
is Harry, Uh huh, he's just.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
He's an old guy.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
He's s a bald guy, correct. I mean he's sixty
three years old. And how this man got he? That
ain't a dildo? I want to use too. There's a
lot of reasons, of course. The comments are a lot

(07:19):
funnier than the actual story. This one girl said, and
I can't even get a text back.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Oh that.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Some guys said, uh, three wives I'm just trying to
land one decent date, and this is the one that
we all want to know. Someone said, let's see a
pic of all the ladies.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Yeah, right, all the suckers.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Uh huh?

Speaker 1 (07:44):
How old are? That's what I want to know too.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
I have a lot of questions about the women. I mean,
obviously they all have to know about each other. And
how did this dude afford three rings?

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (07:53):
Propose we and not?

Speaker 2 (07:55):
You said, how did he walk around and it's available?

Speaker 4 (08:00):
And how did he juggle this like full time job
being married?

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah, and how do you look like that?

Speaker 2 (08:04):
And not to stick out, you know, in your personal
life with different chicks, you know what I mean? Like
how did he go into these restaurants and people go like,
he wasn't that dildo looking guy with the other chicks
last week?

Speaker 1 (08:16):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (08:16):
My guess is he's funny. He's got to be funny.
That's how that's how you get Yeah, yeah, I guess
you got to make up for it somehow. No offense
to harry, but.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Luck to him, or shave my head and look like
a dildo. This is sports, let's say.

Speaker 7 (08:36):
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Speaker 1 (08:49):
Yeah, lemonade man, I love him. Red's Update The Reds
gave it away and then take it back.

Speaker 8 (08:57):
Yesterday and a ninth inning on a big hit by
Noelvie Martine to beat the Blue Jays five to four.
His two run walk off single wins at since he
up to to one and the ninth when Toronto's Bopa
shed hit one over by the fireworks. Dalton varshow also
homered in the bottom of the inn and then at
the bottom of the inning the Reds put a couple
of guys on and Marte comes through with the winner.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
That's why you don't leave a game early.

Speaker 8 (09:21):
The first win this season when trailing by multiple runs
in the ninth inning or later by the Reds. They
had been oh for forty nine prior to that.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Just when you think you know all the answers, they
changed the question right.

Speaker 8 (09:34):
Sal Stewart with his big debut, the number one prospect
called up, I got his first big league hit, the
second later scored and now game two tonight.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
He had a very croud Papa in the stands, very emotional.

Speaker 8 (09:46):
Josey Barrios will go up against Nickelodolo in Game two
tonight and the miners Dayton Dragons go for their fourteenth
winning a row tonight, hosting the Lancing lug Nuts.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Lancing lug Nuts.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
That's your name. I'm getting her name.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
I knew you'd get a hold. I knew, I knew
you'd like that one.

Speaker 8 (10:02):
A teacher college football last night, George George Jordan must
have if they're probably still taking Bill Belichick his in
his uh tco old past North Carolina Big Bill's debut
as a head coach forty eight to fourteen. O.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
He had like my he had Lawrence Taylor bea ham.

Speaker 5 (10:27):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
He had all these celebrities at the game. They even left.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
Yeah, they were sitting with Jordan.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Actually, Andy Mack, do you think she signed up for
a new like Tinderrick County?

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Now she's dumping him.

Speaker 8 (10:40):
She's dumping him. As of this morning at nine am.
Getting out of town. Bengals update. The Bengal players have
their usual Tuesday off. They opened the regular season, of course,
at Cleveland Sunday, with all of the action right here
when the home of the fireworks one O two seven
W E b N. Bengals receiver Jamar Chase ranked fourth
and quarterback Joe Burrow sixth overall in the NFL's top

(11:02):
one hundred players according to ESPN.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
Number one.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Don't know yet. Well, you know who's going to be
number one, Probably is going to be number one.

Speaker 8 (11:13):
Uh and the former Chiefs defensive.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Got a point there.

Speaker 8 (11:21):
Two times Super Bowl champ Mike Canell has signed with
the Bengals n their practice squad. He played actually for
the Bengals D line coach Jerry Montgomery and the Packers
a few years ago.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Uh. Let's see, and team captains were named yesterday. B J.

Speaker 8 (11:35):
Hill, Ted Carriss, Logan Wilson, Jamar Chase and Joe Burrow
among those.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Got seven of them. That's a lot of captains.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Well, they go out for the coin toss, they better
win it. Yeah, right, all right, So it's Tuesday.

Speaker 8 (11:50):
He had a big weekend, Labor Day, weekend, w Western
Southern Web and fireworks. Now it's time to get back. Yes,
thank you, Chuck wants it. Chuck wants some Penn Station
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Speaker 1 (12:10):
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Speaker 2 (12:17):
He must have a cold order online today? Can station
East Coast subs? And what station's given up to him?

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Right here on the home and the head you know
where it is, one two seven.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
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Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yes, ma'am.

Speaker 4 (12:33):
Yeah, I stayed at your place.

Speaker 5 (12:35):
You this is nasty nasty, Yeah, it's like but okay,
what's your name?

Speaker 1 (12:42):
This is Richard? Richard?

Speaker 5 (12:44):
You nasty? Too nasty? Do you growth you'd neither wash
your ass? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (12:54):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (12:56):
You upper lip smell like pop?

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Okay, man, thank you for calling. I'm looking Chris Show.
I'm different from you. I'm different from most of the men.
Here w E b s I love here goes you.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
That's disgusting. Y'all need to get the hygiene.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
And order, see kid, Chris Show. Our phone number is
five one nine, one two seven. That's our phone number
to get you on the air here with us side
and yeah, and uh, let's see I got uh. Well,
there's a few things you got our top songs of
the country ever goes Oh, listen to this, by the way,

(13:45):
this is pretty crazy, you know. Jay Leno of course, right,
Jay Leno was on this dude, this podcast. I don't
know if you remember Mark Summers. He used to host
that show Doubled. Do you remember Doubledare I do?

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Mark Summers has a podcast now because he's a stand up.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
Comic as well on Everybody as a podcast.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Yeah, of course.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
I mean you see a homeless guy downtown, he's got
a podcast.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
Probably the odds are pretty good.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Yeah, So he was on Mark Summers podcast now and
he was telling a story about you know, they're talking
about you know, just like we do on here when
we have a comic on on the comedians. When you
see a comedian on tour, if you go see him
one night in Cincinnati, then you go to see him
in the Columbus. You're going to see the same act
because that's what they do. Just like when you see Metallica.

(14:35):
They play the same songs because that's what they do,
and you go, well, it's the same jokes.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Yeah, it's the act.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
But we should all know this by now.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
But before they're putting their act together, they'll go to
a club and they'll show up at a club and
do they'll do what they call a spot where they'll
show up without an announcing that they're going to be there,
and they'll show up with a notepad and they'll try
out some new jokes and if those jokes, if they stink,
they'll just scratch them off and.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Not do them, you know, uh, and not do them
in their act.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
And you normally will do that and not charge the
audience to come see you, you know what I mean,
because you're just kind of testing the test it out material.
So he's telling a story about this female comic that
goes to a festival where she was actually paid just
to try out material.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Listen to this her.

Speaker 6 (15:27):
So I would always through a full hour just to
try out one or two lines and then just sneak
them in and see how they work. I worked an
event in San Francisco a couple of years ago called Clusterfest,
and Clusterfist sounds like something else, but yeah it does.
And there was a comedian who I will not name,
who was huge and came out with a legal pad

(15:51):
and said, is this funny?

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Is this funny? Is this funny? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (15:56):
Yeah, yeah yeah, and she bomb beyond bombing, and she
gave her money back. I talked to the owners and
the guys who around the thing. It's two hundred and
fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (16:09):
And she gave it back because she said I sucked,
which I respected her for that, needless to say. But
I'm always pissed when people do that and you know,
do your actor, don't do your act. But well, I
would understand if you were at a like Largo, whatever
the place is, or one of these ones where you
just get up and try something a whole different thing,

(16:29):
and the audience understands that. Yeah, when you're saying I'm
gonna go host the Academy Awards, I'm gonna do some jokes,
tell me if it works or not a whole different thing.
But to have somebody paying go out and do ninety
minutes and read it off of you know right right, Yeah,
that's not good. A little bit bizarre there.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yeah, when I saw that clip, I was like on
the floor like three times. But first of all, I'm like,
why would you, as a person that's making that kind
of money to show up at a festival at cluster
Fast at a festival, why would you bring a notepad
out and try material if you're if you're making that

(17:02):
kind of money.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
You're a big deal.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Why would you try out material in front of all
those people where you're risking all those people walking away
going that sucked, and then you're pissing off all those people.
And then second and if you bombed like that, you're
giving back that kind of dough two hundred and fifty grand.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
I'm running.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Yeah, I'm making sure I'm sweating listening to that. I'm
making sure I'm showing up and crushing.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
I'm gonna give a two hundred and fifty thousand dollars
performance exactly because I want.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
Exactly, I want all those people to be like that
was awesome, and then making sure they leave and not
remember anybody else that was on that stage at.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
Night, because it's got to be nice to just give
the money back.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Oh my god, I wonder like I'm nosy. I know,
I want to know who that was?

Speaker 4 (17:57):
A female comic and how long go was that?

Speaker 1 (18:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
But and then and then I'm sitting there, Oh he said,
not too long ago. He said it was like last
year or whatever.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Yeah, I know, I'm gonna look at the lineup and
sucking guests and.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
To think about that and then giving that back that
it just shows up in your hand.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Isn't that crazy?

Speaker 4 (18:17):
My anxiety would be through the roof.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
But I would make sure it was a perfect performance
before I go out there. Oh my god, it wants
to bomb like that, your cricket those people and they
know if it's a big name, they're expecting a big thing.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
And then and then afterwards, go was that funny to
the audience thirty thousand people?

Speaker 1 (18:44):
So what'd you guys think?

Speaker 4 (18:46):
Should we start asking the listeners?

Speaker 6 (18:47):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (18:48):
No, because they want to just go.

Speaker 5 (18:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
If you give me tickets, I'll tell you.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Dave the engineers in the studio, you know this week
or we had this event that happened and I stuck
a pick sure of these dudes, all right, And they
are the guys that Dave the Engineer and I are
the biggest fans of. And on our show, we put
the spotlight on people that we want to make stars.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Oh yeah, and they're definitely dudes.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
These three dudes are definitely guys that need to be stars.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
Go looking, guys, Sarah, stop, let me tell you no,
that is the best people watching.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yes, now, these are guys. I want to tweet these
guys out and post them.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
And don't believe you're tweeting them out.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
I want to because I want them in studio and
because these are guys that need to be in our ecosystem.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
On the Kid Chris.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
Show, they hung out by the stage for a long
time on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Yeah, and these are three dudes that like, like, if
I was in high school, I would have been one
of the guys.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
These dudes, Oh, I just say that standing around those
are your people standing around on the way.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Home, just talking about what about their chicken, the pink shorts,
what about this chick?

Speaker 1 (20:04):
What about that chick? I would have been these dudes.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
Okay, you know I didn't hear a whole lot of
you checking out the ladies on Sunday.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
You behaved yourself, Christopher.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Im I'm going to talk to you about that.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
You always talk to me about that. I have to
hear about it every day. Here.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Why'd Sarah puppet with me? I didn't want her to
get jealous, So I'll get it.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
I get it.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
So Dave, if.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
I if I tweet these guys out, you'll be in
the studio, right you definitely, because you're the one that
found these guys.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
Oh yeah, yeah, Dave, you got to clear your schedule.
What are you got going on? You got to make
sure that you'll need more mics.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
This guy, Yeah, these these three dudes, I mean it
was like one dude looks like a very young Rick
Rubin with his Oakley's on. The other dude just looked
like the quiet bouncer guy. And then this very large
guy had a picture of a gigantic shark on his shirt.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna put these pictures out. We need

(21:01):
to find We need to find these guys, and uh,
they need to be here in the studio with us
and to be a part of our Stable are Unstable, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
They're now a part of the Unstable family. He already.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Yes, And and just like you know, like our buddy
Tyler Constantine Johnny five, you know that kind of thing.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
Yeah, they blund yes, really do.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
So these guys are going to be a part of it.
I know I could create stars out of this.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
I'm sure we can find at least one of them.
You tweet that pick out somebody.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Somebody will know these guys, all right, So I'm gonna
do that right now with Sarah at least here to
give you some updating what's going on out there. She
likes to trash the guys.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
It sounds like I'm family ish.

Speaker 6 (21:51):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
There are a lot of guys that can be trashed.
It's fine, okay, love, let's hear it. I'll defend the
fellas I guess in this one because in the powerball drawing,
Oh no, I know, no winner of the Big Jackpaw, which,
by the way, that thing is at one point three
billion dollars now the fifth largest in history.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
Can you even imagine. I can't even imagine that kind
of money.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
I know. Don't even talk about it, Sarah, but.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
One well we're gonna talk about it.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
No, I mean winning it. And you know what I mean,
I don't want to hear it.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
If I want you just I know you would be.
But one person in Kentucky did get lucky. According to
the Powerball website, a one million dollar ticket was sold
in a state. Now Kentucky lottery is not set exactly
where the ticket was sold. Not sure what store or

(22:49):
if this was a northern Kentucky close to Cincinnati.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
But what if it's somebody like Country Jeff the Drunk Drifter.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
If anyone were to win it, it probably in Kentucky.
It probably would be Jeff. Yeah, I wouldn't even be surprised, so.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
He wouldn't even know.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
He would just thrown a Yeah, he was lying on
the ground in mainstraws I lifted in the molt.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
That would be possible.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
Yet, so someone is very happy this morning in Kentucky.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
Whether it's country Jeff for who's to say?

Speaker 5 (23:23):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (23:23):
They say, the next powerball drawing is going to be
held on Wednesday. Now the winner is gonna have a
choice between the one point three billion bucks or a
lump sum payment around five hundred and eighty nine million
before at tuck.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
God, it's a lot to give back.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
That is a lot of money.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
Now they say, the odds of winning this jackpot are
we going free?

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Cony's in giving two of them back.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
Shout out to my new friend that brought me a
coney to the stage on Sunday, by the way, But yeah,
the odds of winning the jackpot one in two hundred
and ninety two million.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
That's fine, said, we have a chance. There is a
still a chance. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
I don't know if I feel that lucky, But again,
I never play, so I don't even have a chance.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Yeah, I don't play. I need to learn. Like I said,
I'm still intimidated by that. The Indian gott to yells
at everybody when they just ask he used the bathroom
at his plates by like they're judging.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
Yeah. Like if I were to walk in and be like,
how do I do this?

Speaker 3 (24:27):
Just pick the numbers for me, I know he would
be sitting there like I cannot sell you this ticket.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
You don't know what the heck here.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
That's the thing to yell when they start raising their
voices to get I get like upset, and then I
just get my gum and I leave, because that's all
he do is I buy gum.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
I'm like, all right, I just put twenty on the
pump for number one.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
I just hear him yell at everybody, and they got
the like they have these big cases of all this
fake pot and all that stuff in there, and that
like the what is it called the crater or whatever
the stuff they sell in the cases, and like someone
will walk up and.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Go, hey man, you know how much that's crater? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Or whatever this stuff is that they sell in these things.
You know, it's all this this it's like trucker speed sure,
and someone will ask a question. They'll go, hey man,
what is this stuff? And he'll go what stuff? And
you'll go like this and you'll tap on the glass
and they'll go which one what?

Speaker 1 (25:18):
There? One there?

Speaker 2 (25:19):
The third one there? Yeah, no, no, this one there,
waitch on, waitch one. And then I gotta go the
one right here, And then it just starts to escalate,
and then I gotta go just forget just I'll just
buy this. Wait, trig your wat, wait, drag your at.
And I'm just standing there like I don't know should
I buy this gum?

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Now? I don't even know.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
Now the tensions are too high at the gas station.
I got to keep the conversations at a minimum.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
I really do, like I ain't speaking when I go in.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
I really try to avoid going into a gas station
all together.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
I'm just waiting for the guy that's just like a
big fight of her dipping dots?

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Are you? Are you buying dipp dots from a bee bead?

Speaker 2 (25:57):
No, I'm just saying I don't want to be in there,
and there's dippin' dots getting thrown around and stuff. I'm
like Jesus, I guess they're out of chocolate dippin' dots.
All dipping' dots is wild. These they're too delicious to throw.
Do not know the way that guy just goes from
zero to ninety when you just ask a question. It's like, well,

(26:19):
that's why nobody's buying your trucker speed, dude, because whenever
you ask anybody asked a question, you just fly.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Off the handle.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
This is why I can't play the power Ball because
I'm too scared. Really, I'm not intimidated by too many people.
But the people that work at the gas es.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Yes again, guys, they're not get it.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
Yeah, so we'll never win this thing, but somebody will
one in a two and ninety two million chants.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Gotta be so nice.

Speaker 4 (26:44):
Well, you can get.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
Your place out in Where are you going Arizona to
sit in a lawn chair somewhere?

Speaker 1 (26:48):
No, No, and Nevada.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
I want to go out there in the in the
in the winter time, to go out by an Area
fifty one.

Speaker 4 (26:56):
There you go, you're lawnchair.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
That's right in that. I forgot what the name of
that town is. Where it is Area fifty one and
sit out there because it's only a population of like
three hundred people of something like that.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
The perfect place.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Yeah, I want to be the next person. I'm just
gonna go out there and play myself as mayor and
uh and then speed.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
And I'm sure you could win that thing too, Like
your odds would be pretty good.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Yeah, one in three hundred. Yeah, and make sure there's
no you know, I won't even need to play. I
wouldn't even want.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
To play the lottery out there, you'd be I already
be set.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
You would be said, and knowing you if you if
you had that kind of money, you would just sit
on it. You wouldn't be out spending it. No, you'd
give some of your kids and then that would be it.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Who all right?

Speaker 2 (27:46):
So if things just settled down, but we could go
through the top songs in the country we have, you
know the formats. We got the top forty, which is
big obviously country and rock that's where we live.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
We could do what do you wanted to start off with?

Speaker 4 (28:00):
Let's start off with some rock and roll?

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Okay, and rock.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Bushes with their new one is the Land of Milk
and Honey is number three.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
All right, So that's number three.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Shine Down is number two with Killing Fields.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
They just.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Yeah, they just bring out hits all the time. Number
one is Deaftones at this point, Deftones ziving around a while, man,
So they're like classic rock.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
They're still staying in our ears and staying relevant.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
In country.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Russell Dickerson is number three.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Happened to me? Happened to me?

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Shaboozie is number two, so no send this spot.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Nobody knows.

Speaker 4 (29:10):
I don't mind Shabboozie.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Number one is Man, this is crazy Eli. I did
it all right, I got one question. Man, tell me
who next? Something?

Speaker 4 (29:22):
Who did get into the young the best man?

Speaker 1 (29:25):
I did it. No, it's Bailey Zimmerman and we call him.
Don't you got it to you that? He goes when
you gotta fart, listen, you gotta f.

Speaker 4 (29:40):
O I definitely heard.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Yeah, he said, if you gotta far, don't lose it.
You gotta let that out. If you gotta do it,
got my dream dood.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
If you gotta far the.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Wa you gotta far? Hell you got?

Speaker 4 (30:03):
Who's that? Bailey Bailey Zimmerman.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Yeah, Bailey Zimmerman bringing you the song. If you got
a fart, go do it. You gotta.

Speaker 5 (30:14):
Do uh.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
If you got a fun.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
All right, here's uh top forty number.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
One three.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Love Me not so.

Speaker 6 (30:33):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Al Yeah, Alex Warren fell the number two? You you taking?
That'll be morning good.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
It's do our best to replace Alex Warren with our
man one question man.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Tell me who Nick? Let go.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
Young debit man. But what about Bailey with the fart song?

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Oh yeah, he'd be good.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Uh Subrie number one Sabrina Carton Franchild.

Speaker 4 (31:17):
If she I'll just released a new one on Friday.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
All you gotta do is keep putting out those album covers. Baby,
I'll buy your albums. That's all you gotta do.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
Dirty old Man number one.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
In my life, I was just looking at this thing
about these rock stars and the odd jobs I had
before fame.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
Oh I love this.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Yeah, And I knew this because I lived in Portland, Oregon.
But Courtney and I went to the strip club. It
was a little hole in the wall. Courtney Love was
a stripper in Portland, Oregon.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
She was stripping, but I didn't know where.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Yeah, and uh, Kirk Obain was a janitor. I didn't
know this.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Debbie Harry was a Playboy bunny and Rob Zombie was
a production assistant on Peewee's Playhouse.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
No, I didn't know that either.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
That makes sense since he's a director and does you
know movies and stuff now, so that makes sense in
this I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
This is hilarious.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Tom Morello from Major Against the Machine was an exotic
dancer at bachelorette parties.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
No, yeah, that's hilarious.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
Oh, I'd definitely hire him.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
I want to see. I want to know if he's
gotten some for sure.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
Dude, those bridesmaids get rowdy.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
Yeah, bachelorette parties are crazier than bachelor parties.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
If you look at my buddy, Gordon Flesh Gordon, if
he's listening, he's laughing right now. He used to find
all these videos. They were under like the hashtag I
think it's nude men Clothed women. I think it's like
n MCW wherever it's called. And it was all these
videos of bachelorette parties where these married women they would

(32:58):
just get with these guys. Are just these these dudes
at the bachelorette parties just hooking up with these married women.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
Oh yeah, the strippers.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
And he would get these videos and burn them to
DVDs and leave them in my mailbox that's a great friends.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Yet I see a lot of ladies going to the
female strip clubs though, like that's kind of become a thing.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Do you know of any of your friends that been
to bachelorette parties that did inappropriate things?

Speaker 4 (33:26):
Thinking? I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Really, any of them that I've been a part of
or have heard about.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Yeah, either one, I don't think so. Oh.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
I think everyone's pretty much behaved themselves.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Really.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
I mean in my bachelorette party, I didn't have any
strippers guys or.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
I've never been to a bachelor party. No, no, uh,
no interest, but especially now.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
You've never been to one bachelor party? No, don't care,
not even in your twenties. No, damn no.

Speaker 4 (33:58):
Did you didn't have one? Did you?

Speaker 2 (33:59):
No, let's call my twenties and third of that. Yeah,
I didn't and it didn't care.

Speaker 6 (34:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:08):
Mine.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
We just we went to a Reds game and we
drank around the banks and that was kind of it.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Yeah, it's kind of low key.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
And waited till the players are done in showered and
then went and visited them.

Speaker 4 (34:16):
Yeah exactly, Okay, I got it.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
No, that's fine.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
Behave yourself.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
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