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September 5, 2025 • 41 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I post it up on kidcris dot com, this video
of this this uh you know those claw games where
you could sit there and take the claw and try
to pull out like an iPhone or something.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah, the kind that you see it David Busters.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Yeah, those kind of things you had posted like a
video on tips.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
And it's always crab like I do. The one with
the elevator here where you were. You're supposed to press
like the closed door button and then hit like we're
on the sixth floor, and then you hit six and
you hold them both and it's supposed to just blow
off when everybody hits the button, and it will go
all the way up to your floor and it'll blow
off if somebody on like the second floor hits.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Does that actually, well, of course not.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
That's the thing all these dumb hacks where they put
it up online on TikTok and stuff and they go, oh,
try this hack, it'll work.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
No, no way work.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
I gotta know, when you're standing there in the elevator
and you see someone coming, do you hit the closed
door button?

Speaker 4 (00:59):
One hundred percent?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Do it the Chucks Ingram almost every morning because we
get here about the same time.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
I do it to Rico in the news room.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
I don't blame you for that, but uh, is there
any hacks that you've done other than the poop facial
one that you've tried?

Speaker 4 (01:15):
You taught you, you told me you did that one?

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Disgusting you brought that up last year.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
It was sick of Do you have you tried any
of those hacks online that they ever that go viral.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
And it's like, oh, this hack, try it and it works.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
I waste my money all the time on dumb hacks
like beauty hacks.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Do they work?

Speaker 3 (01:37):
You?

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Look at me?

Speaker 1 (01:39):
So why why? Why does this stuff happen? Why do
do they all of a sudden go viral?

Speaker 3 (01:45):
And because they can TikTok influencers because it's all fake, yeah,
and they try.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
To get boss you.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
They buy it, they buy the they buy the views.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Sure do you ever watch the commercials for whatever some
facial product and it's about aging, but they've got a
twenty year old.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Model with the product, yes, and she's like, yo, look
like you're eighteen.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
It's like, girl, you are, yeah, right, I need a
forty five plus year old woman to sell me on
the product.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Well, you know if you go to that Selma Hayeka
Pictures Center are on Kidchris dot com. She's fifty nine,
and of course it's the whole if I had her money, yep.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
And she'll say and they'll say like, well, what are
your beauty hucks, It's like she's Selma hyaka right.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Just one this way. Yeah, I don't know. How about
just the look of the draw.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Yeah, money does help, but also that's just who she is.
She's just Sema hyak uh yeaheah. I mean different creams
and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
But like, I'm just like, what about just like hacks,
like just every day stuff. I'm like anything I seen
online where it's like, yeah, try this hack in this
hotel or try this business. Oh you know what what happen?
Used to work though? That did work. This is back
in the day though.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
That's like when you would mail a letter.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Okay, and then you put up in the corner up
in the left corner, yeah, the return address right right,
so if the stamp fell off or something.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
It would just come right back right.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
So whoever you're mailing to, you put their address up
in the left corner and then you put your address
in the.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Regular like your mailing Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah, and that would work the return to sender that
would be hold on, I'm not done.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
That makes sense.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah, yeah, that would always work. But then they would
have to know that you're sending it to that so
you would have to call him and go, hey, check
your check your mail. Because I'm too cheap to buy
a stamp. I'm putting your address in the return to sender.
So it's just too much work. You're like, well, oh,
I like.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
That idea, especially with Christmas rolling around if you have
to send out cards, Yeah, just send it all back.
Oh my gosh, that's such a good idea. Christopher, Yeah,
I would try that one.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
Okay, well then there you go.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
I didn't even think about that. My mind is blown.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
So if I put that hack out, yeah, it'll never
go viral because it works.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
That is Sarah. Oh, I just swallowed a bug.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
That thing out.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Watch it talk like that. Don't talk like that on here, Sarah,
Elise is here. Let's talk about it. It started last night,
so good.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
What a way to start the season.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yeah, of course, the NFL kicked off, Yeah, Thursday night,
Cowboys Eagles.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
What do people have a beef with? Chris Collinsworth. By
the way, I love that guy on TV.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
He's great. I have no problem with Chris.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
And he is one of the coolest, nicest guys to
meet too.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
I always see him and his family out in Covington. Yeah,
they're always very.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Friendly anytime I've had a conversation with them, Super easy
to talk to.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
I got no beef with Chris.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
That little company has downtown, that little office down there
he has. Everybody that works down there is super cool.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
The Pro Football Company.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
Yeah, and he's hilarious. God, he's so funny.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
I think he does a great job at his job too.
I don't get it Sun is getting into the game. Yeah,
he does the Sunday night football stuff.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
But aside from that, this is where I start getting
yelled at on social media.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Stenior lean So started the first quarter for that Cowboys
Eagles game. I guess Dallas quarterback Deck Prescott, I don't know.
I guess he had spat on the.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
Ground, which I guess you're not allowed to do.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
You can't do that.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
I guess if you gotta spit, you can't. You gotta
just suck it up.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
Today.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
I gotta listen to my friends in Philly doing sports
radio today.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Please at some point.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Yeah, listen to an iHeart Philly sports station.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
I want to Uh, well, we don't have one there.
We got rid of everybody on the radio.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
And uh but the some fan comments on Twitter on.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
The iHeartRadio app. There's a station called w i P.
That's where I used to work whip. Yeah but uh
that uh uh And like my friend Spike works there
and afternoons, Yeah, and I'm sure his uh all his
callers will be uh will be going after the Cowboys
today saying that they started it and all that stuff,
and in the NFL is against the Eagles and all that.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
I can't wait to hear it.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Because they don't want them to win their Super Bowl
and the Cowboys are struggling after Micah Parsons left the Packers.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
All this stuff. It's gonna be great to hear it.
I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
We love the NFL. This is why they are please.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
When this happens to the Bengals, the Bengals fans will
be doing the same thing.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Hey, listen, if this happened to Joe Burrow, we'd have
some we'd.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
Have some problems. Yeah, yeah, exactly, all right.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
So Dallas quarterback Doc Prescott, it's boat on the ground
at some point. I guess this was near Jalen Carter,
who's on defense for the Eagles, And then I guess
Jalen had spit in Dak Prescott's face during this injury
time out. So which is Jalen was ejected. Yeah, spitting

(07:14):
on the ground versus spitting in someone's actual face.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
So either way, the argument is, you can't spit into
someone's face, especially don't be an idiot and do it
in front of the referee right there.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
See, I was driving home from an event during all
of this, and then my husband's blowing me up on
text and my dad he's calling me.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
He's like, are you watching this? It was great and
he's trying to.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Explain it to me. So then I went back and
watched the clips of it. But yeah, it is pretty wild.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
Yeah, it's awesome. It's a good TV very much so.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
But yeah, doing this in front of the refs like
that super ballsy.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
After the game, an oppressor Jalen Carter had said, well,
it was a mistake. How do you mistakenly spit in
someone's face. I don't know, but Jalen said it's not
gonna happen again. He's I feel bad for my teammates
and the fans and my family. He goes, you know,
I do it all for them.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, it's true, that's I mean, that's why I tweeted
out last night. I said, the first thing you need
to do is apologize to his teammates, into the fans.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
He's apologized to everybody. But after this he could be
dealing with some serious discipline and a major fine. Not
sure what that's going to look like. I'm sure we
will find out later on today.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Which I think is right now. I mean, and it's
good that happened. First thing, at the beginning of the season.
The NFL needs up set that because you don't set.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
The boundaries, you can't be spitting in people's faces. Yeah,
that's like the worst sign of disrespect. But yeah, the
Eagles went on to beat the Cowboys twenty four to
twenty So Eagles first win of the season, especially of the.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Day where they're hanging the banner and all that stuff
for being world jams.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
I'm saying, what a wild way to get things started.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
And I guess they had a lightning delay that lasted
way too long.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Yeah, I went to bed right before the first half
so uh so, which sucks because I would I wanted
to see because I mean, that was a huge hit
to have him booted out of the game. Oh yeah,
and then herts was I mean he was running at himself,
which is very dangerous.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
I mean, the first game of the season.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
What a way to open up. Pretty soon we'll have
games on Tuesdays and Wednesdays.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
Yeah, I'll probably watch that.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
That is a YouTube game, I believe it. Heads up,
It's not going to just be on your local station.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah, I have, I get, I pay for everything, so
I watch. I mean, even though I don't tweet as
much about it because I get yelled at. I'm not,
I guess because I'm a disc jockey, I'm not allowed
to watch and be a fan of all the sports.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
You can't do that.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
I'm supposed to stay in my lane and just go
all right, Metallica, what do you think? What's your favorite track?

Speaker 3 (09:48):
And you just have to say something good about Travis
Kelcey because of the UC dies. But it can't be
a Chiefs fan because no Bengals fans hate the Chiefs.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
It's a double second to stay which is you know
your thoughts thirty seconds of Mars. What are your thoughts
any other tracks?

Speaker 5 (10:06):
So it.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Gosh, what a big week in ahead.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
And you and I we had talked all air two
about that big one and with the Bills and the
Ravens on Sunday nights.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Well, yeah, well you stay up for that one.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yes, I don't know, it depends because I think it's
going to be a blowout one side or the other
because there's no game tape yet.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
It's so early in the season. Now if that was
middle of the season or near the end.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
And what I mean, that's a big one to get
both their seasons started.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Well to get it, yeah, I guess, but two big teams,
but nobody knows what they're doing yet, and nobody knows
what anybody else is doing yet.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
So I mean, I'm just glad it's all backday.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
I know, I know I'm done with baseball, especially when
the Reds have turned out.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
I mean I was excited for a second, but then.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
It just they're not. So it's not over till it's over.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
But five back in the why Card and they've got
a tough one with the Mets this weekend. Then they
go out West and they've got a bunch of divisional
games to finish out the season.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
It's it's rough for them. So yeah, it's not over
till it's over.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
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Speaker 4 (11:35):
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Speaker 7 (11:36):
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(11:57):
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Speaker 4 (12:04):
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Speaker 7 (12:11):
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Speaker 2 (12:16):
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Speaker 4 (12:16):
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(12:48):
Hurts two touchdown passes or two touchdown runs.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
Excuse me?

Speaker 7 (12:51):
Yeah, Eagles beat those Cowboys twenty four to twenty. Philadelphia's
Dave defensive star Jalen Carter ejected for spitting on Dallas
court back Dak Prescott before or before the first play
for scrimmage. Of course, Prescott was seen on the video
spitting first but downward, and Carter spit right in his
chest again.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Before the perfect example why it's better to watch football
at home. I had no idea, no idea, You had
no idea.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
You're like, what the hell is going on?

Speaker 7 (13:23):
The game was delayed by over an hour by lightning,
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Speaker 4 (13:34):
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Speaker 2 (13:38):
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Speaker 4 (14:00):
He came up with a hip injury. Well, so we'll
see what happens. They'll still win, ye.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
I think you'll. We'll be playing And mar.

Speaker 7 (14:08):
Chase just asked about jumping into the dog pound maybe
after a touchdown.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
I get stabbed. Yeah, I heard the people.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Jam Chase is definitely the person, you know what.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
It kind of makes sense because last year he made
fun of the little dwarf guy or whatever.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
And they got crushed.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Yeah, so let's not do the smack talking thing.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
Talk.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
They're going to be the man also.

Speaker 7 (14:37):
In the a f C North on Sunday, Steelers at
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Speaker 4 (14:43):
That's a good game. You're talking about action on the
first week.

Speaker 7 (14:48):
That's a Sunday night game, So that'll get seventy five
trillion people watching.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Yeah, that might be the most watched game of the weekend.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
It's the game. Well, that's awesome.

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Speaker 1 (15:39):
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you just start dancing, dancing.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
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Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yeah, one O two seven W e b n Oh
you know what returns next week?

Speaker 4 (15:52):
By the way too, I'm pretty excited about this next Friday.

Speaker 8 (15:55):
Sarah Elie Ready, I'm on the edge of my seat.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
Thunder Phones Friday. Do you remember what Thunderphones Friday was?

Speaker 2 (16:12):
I do you remember it?

Speaker 3 (16:14):
And I'm I'm honestly so glad it's coming back, really,
I mean yeah, because we.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Had cut it kind of round this the time that
I had started.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
Yeah, it's been about two years.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Thunderphones Friday because you know, you have to shelve things
every once in a while and then refreshing it. Thunderphone's
Friday was something that was created during the pandemic O
come and it was basically an open phones kind of
platform where it was like we don't know what's going on,
we just pick up and it got everybody stirred up.
And it was you call in and it's whatever you

(16:52):
want to, just call in, you could plug your dumb band,
you can do whatever your.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Business, a shout out whenever you want to.

Speaker 4 (16:59):
Do whatever I'm looking.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
And it was fun because it was everybody was like isolated,
so it was something where it was like nobody knew
what everybody was home.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
A major time of confusion.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Yeah, so it was like, let's what's going on, That's
what it was, and uh, it turned out to be
a cool thing, and then we shelved it. We shelved
it for a while, and now it returns as uh,
you know, we're going into football season and all that stuff,
So why not start screaming and yelling on the phone
going into the weekend. So next Friday, thunder phones, Friday

(17:31):
call Aelujah, calls to the wall, Uh, calls count anywhere.
I had all the several kinds of nicknames. Yeah, ready,
our phone number is five one three seven four nine
one two seven, and uh, hello caller, you're on the air.
I didn't get the name.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
Sorry, hello, Hey, it's Matt.

Speaker 5 (17:53):
Are you man?

Speaker 4 (17:53):
I'm sorry? Go ahead, what's up? Man?

Speaker 9 (17:56):
Hey, no problem, buddy, Hey I was calling.

Speaker 4 (17:58):
I want to.

Speaker 9 (17:59):
I really enjoyed Chris is Big Oregon a few months
back for Loder than Life tickets. But yeah, absolutely, bro,
But I haven't heard anything more about it. Do you
know if those are in yet?

Speaker 4 (18:10):
Well, okay, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
For anybody who wins stuff, Okay, I don't know anything
about I just give I just get a list of
things to give away and then I pass the names
on to the promotions department, and then they take the
ball and run with it from there. I don't control
anything after that. Okay, So I don't know.

Speaker 9 (18:27):
Hit promotions up then, right, go for it.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Yeah, I don't. I don't know what's going on. Okay,
if you, if you, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
I don't know. I don't when's the show?

Speaker 9 (18:44):
Uh, two weeks, three weeks or whatever, the seventeenth, eighteenth
of September.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
Time you have some time, dude, Right, they're not going
to scream. You're not going to screw you over.

Speaker 5 (18:54):
Okay, No, I don't.

Speaker 9 (18:55):
I don't think that at all.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
I know, I know, I know, I understand becau as
people have lives and stuff. I mean, the people that
are involved with this don't have families and all that,
as far as the promotions department, so they don't understand
the fact that other people that win have families and
they need to like, you know, get people to watch
their kids and have to plan for this and all that.
They don't understand that, and I try to tell them that,

(19:19):
but nobody listens to me.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
They got to get the plans in order.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Yeah, nobody listens to me, so I just throw my
hands up, okay. And then and then things like this happen,
these calls happen on the air, and then later on
I get dragged in the meetings and they start going
through little little charts and I go, 'let me ask
you some what do you let these calls on the air?

Speaker 5 (19:35):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (19:35):
Because they don't get screened out. Why don't these get
screened out? Because you fired the phone screeners.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
I feel like our friend on the phone regrets calling. No.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
No, I'm explaining why this stuff happens, Sara.

Speaker 9 (19:49):
I get to hear your lovely voice along with the mayor,
and that's why you're the mayor. We listen to you,
but we've got no power.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
So I feel you, brother, No, and they they hate
when I you know, and then they go, oh, well
you're listen.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
Really love the reality when you speak the truth.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
And then when I speak the truth, they go, why
do you talk about this stuff on the air? People
don't like hearing when you tell the truth on the
air about what goes on behind the scenes.

Speaker 4 (20:09):
Oh really, Sarah, am I telling the lie?

Speaker 2 (20:17):
There are no lies.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
There are no lies.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
What I can tell you about kid Chris? He will
never lie.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
No, I won't lie, and the lies will end up
getting or the truth will end up getting me fired.

Speaker 9 (20:32):
You just let me know where you're going next man,
and I'll put you on that that dial too.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Yeah, well, well we don't have to worry about that.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Yeah, I won't go. You know, it's when they boot
me out. It won't be by choice. Trust me on that,
It'll be by my truth.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
Okay, Later.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
He was cool, Yeah, if I get fired, I'll have
the promotions department get a hold of you and.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
Tell you.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
In two weeks.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
Yeah, when Katie gets back from vacation. Oh why did
that start? See?

Speaker 1 (21:06):
You know you shouldn't have had that song start right
in the middle of when you were doing that, you know.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
Okay, the chart here says you shouldn't do that.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
You got a lot of stuff going on over there.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Uh, good morning, Darryl, you're on the air.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
What's up?

Speaker 5 (21:21):
Hey?

Speaker 9 (21:21):
Morning, Fred World?

Speaker 5 (21:23):
How you doing, Sarah?

Speaker 9 (21:25):
Can you do me a huge favorite?

Speaker 2 (21:28):
You just calling?

Speaker 5 (21:29):
Call the Rick Flyers?

Speaker 9 (21:30):
How about wreck my work? Trump? And popped come out
of my nose? I was laughing so hard.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
But what is he saying?

Speaker 2 (21:37):
I don't know?

Speaker 4 (21:38):
What do you? Where are you calling.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
From flare something?

Speaker 4 (21:43):
Are you?

Speaker 6 (21:44):
When you called Rick Flyers acting like Dusty Rose.

Speaker 4 (21:48):
That wasn't me.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
That was Meat who used to work here, wasn't.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Yeah, Chris, come on, can you.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
No?

Speaker 4 (21:59):
I can play.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
It's fine, but I mean that's that's that would be
a little disrespectful because Meat doesn't work here anymore. I
don't want to use this. Well, I guess, I mean,
I guess I could. It's fine, but now I'm not
gonna No, I'm not gonna do that. You can find
that online, dude, I don't.

Speaker 9 (22:14):
I don't know nothing about computers.

Speaker 4 (22:18):
You don't say just.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
The computers are confusing computers.

Speaker 4 (22:26):
Well, you figured out bluetooth. You can figure out a computer.
It's easy. Just go on YouTube.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Just go on YouTube and type in Dusty Road, Dusty
Roads pranks. You'll find it. It's all over the place.
People have stolen it. It's everywhere. Smoke a bottle wee
man again, another another shocking statement here.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
All right, I gotta go. That's Sarah Elise, Damn read
it is watch it. Wow, it's coming out of the
fire up.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
My captain is ticking in baby.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
There's this woman in Japan. He's going unnamed.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
There's a lot of women in Japan.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
That want to go unnamed. Yeah, because a lot of
weird stuff happens in Japan.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
Correct.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
Well, she's kind of going through it. Reports say that
she met a man on social media. This guy says
that he's an astronaut. Of course she believes him, and
she said they had been talking online a bunch they
started to develop serious feelings for one another.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
Oh boy, we know where this is going.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
This makes me sad, but of course we laugh to
keep from crying. One day, they're talking and he tells her, Hey, look,
I'm in a spaceship right now and I'm under attack
and I need oxy chick.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
Oh my god, let's getta go fundme.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
So I'm in desperate need of money for oxygen so
I can live and survive the attack.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
Yes, yen, let's send yen for breath.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Speaking of yen, that's what he asked for.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
Try one million yen for air huh, which is just
about seven thousand bucks, uh huh in US dollars.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
So she sent him the money, and uh.

Speaker 4 (24:30):
Is she married?

Speaker 2 (24:32):
I guess not. No, I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Some dude coming home from a hard day's work and
She's like, uh, sit down, honey and take Yeah, leave
your shoes by the door. Anyways, here, sit down, criss
cross apple sauce, please, and uh.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Let me take their shoes off out the door.

Speaker 4 (24:51):
Yeah, that's the joke, Sarah.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
Yeah, and uh.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
So please Hun. I gave some random guy I met online.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
It's not a random he is an astronaut.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
Yeah, he's an astronaut.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
And I was chatting with him, and I gave him
all our money, all our yen by the way to breathe.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
He had to breathe.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
And he was an attack, in some sort of attack
in space, as most of us have been in.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Look, I get it.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
What did he look like? Realize, well, you look like
all of us. Black hair.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
He was wearing a spacesuit.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
Could you imagine this dude putting on some suit facetiming
her I'm under attack, floating people will go through highs
and lows and all sorts of situations.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
In front of a green screen with a moon behind him.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
There's little aliens floating in the back. I'm dead.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
She did send the money over, and reports are saying
that she you got completely skim in.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
The words of John Matt be doing a story about it.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Don't let these astronauts attack. Go ahead, play your bit.

Speaker 5 (26:21):
It space.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
Run the brand over here.

Speaker 5 (26:26):
Maybe you can send them something in you notice the
Oh you can really see it on a clear day. No,
it's not a green screen. A No, that's not the window.
That my green I mean, no photo, that's my naghbor chut.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Oh my gosh. I can't well anyway, This poor woman.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Outside, the woman literally bor, she's out seven thousand bus Yeah,
that's enough.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
That would put me on the streets.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Got to go back to the shop making knick knacks
for us people in America.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
For what you're talking to online, I know anyone listening
right now, I know they're all smart. They would never
fall Yeah, for an astronaut in space needing oxygen and
requesting money.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
Everybody's getting paid for scamming people. Can I get paid
for any of the get paid for anything?

Speaker 1 (27:29):
I go and I buy one hundred dollars worth of
worthless tickets.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
We still don't have a power Ball winner, and now
they're drawing on Saturday night.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
By the way, Oh, I know it will at some
point seven bills.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Some dude here in Ohio, in Louisiana Kentucky. Some guy
in Louisiana played power ball.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Yeah uh.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Yeah, yeah, he played power ball, okay, and he was
one number off and he won one hundred and fifty
thousand dollars instead.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
Yeah. And there's a picture of him with his family
and stuff.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
And you know on that drive back he was one
number off from getting he got one hundred and fifty
grand instead of one point seven billion. You know that
wife was in his ear one number. Really, you couldn't
have just guessed the right number. Come on, Frank, get
it together. Damn I'll take one fifty. I could use that,
I know, but after taxes she's probably like great, thanks

(28:26):
chat shit.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
That's crazy.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
That's why I slept with your brother.

Speaker 5 (28:30):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
I could have swore that somebody I thought.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
I came across the story this morning that somebody had
one in Kentucky.

Speaker 4 (28:39):
Yeah, like a million bucks or something. Yeah, I know,
And I tried.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
I got the app some guy on Twitter told me yesterday,
and I downloaded the Ohio State Lottery app and you
could scan it and see if you won with the
power ball, like it's connected to the power ball.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
Yeah, and then it wasn't working.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
It kept saying that the servers are down, and then
I looked online and said, yeah, that the server you get,
you still got to go into the thing to the
store and have it scan. So I still got to
go in and interact.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
Yeah, you gotta do the interaction.

Speaker 5 (29:05):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
This is close to me too, The angry Indian guy always.
Two winning lottery tickets were sold in Kentucky on Thursday night.
Right the fifty thousand dollars winning tickets were purchased in London,
Kentucky and then Florence, Kentucky.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
That's only about ten minutes south of me.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Yeah, and it's probably some meth head that want it,
doesn't even know.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
You're just jealousy.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
That wasn't you. I know, of course I am.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
So if you win the one point seven billion dollars
on Saturday night, the estimated cash value for that is
seven hundred and seventy point three million dollars.

Speaker 4 (29:42):
Just give me a seventy I don't care.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Just give me seventy bucks.

Speaker 5 (29:45):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
I'm just trying to get gas in my car at
this point.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
I just want what I got.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
When I put down to I gave him one hundred
dollars to give me the tickets.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
I can't believe this went over successfully for you.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
I know. I got home. I was alway, that's your ticket.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Yeah, and the guy was just like, you know your think.
He just yelled at me. When I try to pay
with my debit card, he gets.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Goes Oh, I would do the same thing, and I'd
probably run out.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
Yeah, And I wasn't alone.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Everybody there was doing it because they were all like
trying to play for the first time. I didn't know
all these white people with collars.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
Everybody wants in on it. But you do have a chance,
one in two hundred and ninety two point two million. Okay,
you got a chance at it.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
Yeah, my chance. I'm losing money, losing my ass.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
Eh, you can't win unless you play.

Speaker 4 (30:30):
Are you singing over there, Sarah least?

Speaker 2 (30:32):
Yeah, I'm watching a video. Sorry. I was not ready
for this.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
No, I thought you were singing. We're not ready for
any of it. It's the fifth of September.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
Yes, and we're going to do a double take on that. Yes,
let me look at this calendar. Yes, that's where we're at.
It's Freddy Mercury's birthday today. He's dead though he died
in ninety one he had HIV.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Did you watch that movie Bohemian Rhapsody?

Speaker 4 (30:52):
You know what I heard? It was awesome.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
I am not a fan of queens, so I don't
care to watch a documentary or not even a biography movie.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
But the movie is so good and the acting's awesome,
and you feel like you're watching the real Freddie Markurry.

Speaker 4 (31:05):
Which I'm not a fan of.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
So no ranky Brad Wilk who is in a Rage
Against the Machine and Audio Slave the Drummer obviously one
of the best bands ever is Rage Against the Machine
and so happy birthday to that dude, the best batman
ever outside of Adam West.

Speaker 4 (31:23):
Michael Keaton, it's his birthday time.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
I was going to say Ben Fleck is number two,
but Michael Keaton, that's the OG.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
You cannot beat that one.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Roquel Welch's birthday is today. That posts of her in
a fur bikini from a one million BC.

Speaker 4 (31:38):
Yes, Oh, I.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
Knew you were going to say that too, rock Cas.

Speaker 4 (31:42):
As soon as you.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Mentioned her name, I'm like, yup, he's going to go
back to that bikini.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
Yeah. On this day.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
In nineteen eighty six, this song won the MTV Music
Award for Video of the Year Great Video Money for
Nothing from Dire Straits. Yet it's on the list of
songs that it just totally gets woke out, Yeah, because
there's some some choice things that are said in there.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
Homophobic, I would not fly today, yes, right.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
And then on this day in nineteen ninety one, RAM
won six MTV Music Awards, including the video of the
aar Fort Losing My Religion. Ram was gigantic when I
was in high school.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Oh yeah, but before my time.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Yeah, And I was so the kids that liked them
in high school weren't ones that I hung out with.
So I would see their shirts and these people I
didn't like, Yeah, and I was in the metal and
hip hop and stuff.

Speaker 4 (32:37):
So I was like, but now I'll.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Listen to ra em now more than ever, I listen
to what I want to listen to.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
I don't care yep.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
And it was just whatever made whatever was angry like me,
I listened to it.

Speaker 9 (32:49):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Whatever the television said is bad for you, I listened
to it.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
See when I was in middle school.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
In high school, all the stuff that was considered to
be cool was all the scar stuff. Yeah, and some
of the punk like I remember Blink one eighty two
was real big.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
Yeah that was considered cool.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
But anyway, that's enough of that. If you go to
kid Chris dot com. This is something where I don't
know if somebody can help me with this. I gotta
find out where I live in the apartment building if
I can have this. I know you can have cats
and dogs, and I guess this goes under in the
cat category. Uh oh, But there's this great video of
how pumas make a good pet, and it's up on

(33:29):
kid Chris dot com.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
This cannot be legal.

Speaker 4 (33:32):
I send it to you. Oh I saw, Yeah. Did
you see how how precious the puma cats were?

Speaker 3 (33:38):
Christopher, You piss off that puma one time and you're
not gonna have a face left.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
That's fine you. My face makes people across the street
like I'm a pit bull.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
A uh look, look I've seen the puma. Yeah, he's
got a beautiful face.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Yes, And did you see how like when the owners
come home, it jumps all over him and the lady
doing the voiceovers like they make a great pet and
all that stuff. I gotta find out if you can
legally have one here.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
I don't think so, But I'm a.

Speaker 4 (34:07):
Radio disc jockey. I should be allowed. There's different rules.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
No, you're the last person that should have a pet puma.
Why because you're gonna try to do bits with it.
Then you're really gonna make it angry and then more problems.
You'll try to do videos with.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
The puma, which is fine, Like, well, it's just gonna
be me watching wrestling with my puma.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
Wait, actually, what's wrong with that?

Speaker 2 (34:33):
That is all that it'll be.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Yeah, I'll put a stone Cold Steve Austin shirt on
my Puma.

Speaker 4 (34:40):
That's a cool video.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
I just picture you on his Saturday night sitting in your.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
Chair, watch them around.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
You got your hand in the pop chord. That's all
you need.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Real with my Stone Cold Steve Austin Puma.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Maybe a well trained puma could be really good for
your life.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Some company, Yeah, no at all.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
Like hot Chicks texting me going, hey, do you mind
if I come over? I'm like, no, you're not coming over.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
I got my Puma. You had your chance. Now I
got my Puma. Puma over Yeah, exactly, I know what
you're gonna say. Yeah, it took me a second. Uh
so I think I put that video up on if
I didn't yet. I'll put it up there, kid Chris
dot com. Also there is a video of, uh the snake.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
You sent me a snake video the other day and.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
Asked me, I didn't put that up there. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
You got to get the snake video.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
Okay, Oh yeah, that's right. No.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
This guy like has these gigantic I mean they're huge
king cobras and he just f's with these cobras And.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Why would you do that?

Speaker 4 (35:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
But he's got one and it just is sitting there,
hovering above him, and it just growls at him.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
Oh, I'll play it idiots. Yeah, And I said video.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
That Christopher sends me the other day and he goes,
what would you do if you woke up in this state?

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Was in bed with you?

Speaker 4 (36:01):
Yeah, it's just like hovering over him and it's growling.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
I have a heart attack.

Speaker 4 (36:05):
Oh my god. Yeah, where is that video? I sent
it to you the other day.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
I was like, oh me, so many videos here it is.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
Listen, this is a king cobra.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Imagine waking up, You're laying in bed on a Sunday
and all of a sudden, this cobra is just.

Speaker 4 (36:20):
Like your pet king Cobra George or whatever its name.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
Is, that's a great name for a king.

Speaker 5 (36:27):
Listen to.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
Like it's going you're gonna feed me or what dude?

Speaker 1 (36:35):
And this thing has muscles, Yeah, it's neck like it's
it's like you're gonna feed me or I'm.

Speaker 4 (36:40):
Gonna kill.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
I mean, honestly, this thing has like a six pack
in his neck.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
If you can imagine that.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Pumas and uh in King Cobra. That's my feed on
my in wrestling videos. Yeah, oh yeah, don't forget the goats.
I can't have got I know I can't have goats
in my apartment.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Can you ask about the goats?

Speaker 4 (37:05):
No?

Speaker 1 (37:05):
No, but I know when I signed up to get
to move into my apartment building you can have cats
and dogs and you're allowed two dogs.

Speaker 4 (37:12):
No goats, No, no, goats weren't on there.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
But but a puma is in the cat category.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
You let me know how that conversation with your landlord
goes when you show them up what a puma is.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
No, No, I'm just gonna if I can.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
If I'm allowed to have a puma in Ohio, I'm
going to get a puma. And if they say anything
like excuse me, do you have a puma? I'll be like, no,
I have a cat. No, no, no, no, is it
a puma? I'll go, well, it's a it's a cat.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
You've been obsessed with these things forever, like, just moved
where you can have one. If you can have a
puma in Arizona, then by all means, go on.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
Oh is that the snake? I'm gonna ask, I have chills?

Speaker 4 (37:54):
Can I hold on? How do I ask? Can I have?

Speaker 9 (37:58):
What?

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Are you trying to google?

Speaker 4 (38:00):
Uma in Ohio? Let's find out right now. This is
the end of it. It says no, no, you cannot
own a or a mountain bion.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
Yeah, they're considered to be dangerous wild animals under Ohio law.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Well they need to get TikTok. It's a video I
saw it says no. Well that's the end.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
You just got fullied.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
You just got follied once again, Thank you, Sarah. At
least no puma for me. I'm taking my daughter's next
weekend to this, uh you know, the Sharonville Convent, the
Sharonville Convention Center. I go there with my daughters. Those
you know, they like those comic con things, you know
where they dress up and all that exp Yeah. Now

(38:47):
they got the Whorehound Weekend is coming next weekend, and man,
they got stuff like, you know, I'm a wrestling fan,
and they got the Hardy Boys are coming, which I like,
you know, and Sting is going to be there, not
the the singer, but the wrestler Sting, who's an icon
in wrestling.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
All right, write that down, Sara, I see o n.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
But as far as like, as far as horror movies,
you know who's going to be there is Tobin Bell,
the guy who plays Jigsaw. That dude is creepy.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
Guy that shows up on his little scooter. Yeah, yeah,
got that movie is so scared.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
I know he's going to be there. So, I mean,
it's pretty incredible that they get these people that come.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
I got the website pulled up.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
This looks like an awesome time, great way to kick
off the spooky season.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
And as far as uh, I mean, and they bring
rock people to Geezer, Butler's going to be there. I'm
not a Black Sabbath fan, you know, but this is
the first appearance after the the final thing with Ozzy,
and this is his first appearance since that final show.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
Oh wow.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
And Bruce Dickinson from Iron Maiden, the lead singer. That's
a legend. It's like this is happening.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
And then in Sharonville, Yeah, wow, she looks awesome.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
Yeah, that's a horror found.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Weekend twelve through the fourteen.

Speaker 4 (40:18):
Yeah, I'm going there with my make.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
Your plans now next weekend.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
It's so funny because I'm more excited than they are
because of the people that are coming. But they like
to go and check out all the you know, all
the stuff that people are selling there and the way
that people dress up to go to these things.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Now, well, you guys dress up for this because I
feel like you. One daughter will.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Yeah, yeah, you're my oldest will, She'll dress up for it.
She's a huge fan of all the horror movies and stuff.
We're going to go check out this weekend. Is the
new uh The Conjuring two?

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Is that out this weekend?

Speaker 4 (40:48):
Yeah, we're going to go see that.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
So it's Oh, my husband a movie.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
He's like, you got to watch something that I want
to see after he saw Freak Your Friday with me,
So I think that's the one he wants.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Yep, yep, it's all about that stuff. So yeah, now
we're coming up with the Fall and all the scary movies.
So you'll be seeing me out at the theaters with
the with the girls.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
And King's isolent here in a couple of weeks when
they're when their stuff starts up, they're gonna have that
conjuring haunted house.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
Oh it's it's my life, is all. Uh?

Speaker 2 (41:15):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
Yeah, haunted movies and you know, horror movies.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Cheers you know, uh cheer camps and football, all that stuff.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
It us the best kind of stuff though. This is
why this time is my favorite time of the year.
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