09/08/2025 - MonDey GET IT?

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sarah, you're at work. I'm at work. That means the
power ball didn't happen for us either.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Oh yeah, I've got details about that coming up later on,
so I don't have to get into that.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yeah, I don't have the money in my pocket. All
I know is I lost money. You know, it costs
me night. Grocery shopping happens on Sunday. For me, it
cost me ninety three dollars to go grocery shopping and
it lasts me about two weeks.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Okay, Oh that's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Yeah, I do my I do well with my shopping.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
If you need financial help on how to save money,
I'm the guy.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Oh no kidding.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
So I feel like we spend about one hundred in
just one week.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
Well, it's two people for you.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
I'm just this is just yeah, true, it's been yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
But I also go I there's certain things I buy
at you know, like a lot of people will buy.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Out a convenience.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
You go to a grocery store and you'll buy dish
shop and stuffing while you're all there at one time.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
I don't do that. I will go to the dollar
Tree and all that. You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
So you go cheap where you can.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Anyhow so I paid one hundred and forty dollars in
Powerball all together, and I don't play. I know, this
is my first time ever doing this little game.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yeah, but if you win it all obviously pays off.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
You don't know unless you play, and if you don't,
you're upset. Now. I didn't lose one hundred and forty
dollars close though, because I won twelve.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Ah, good for you.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
Good for me. That's a slap in the face.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah, I'm sure millions of other people feel that same way.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
It's like getting getting with a fat chicken finding out
she's pregnant.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
I'm sure you were waiting all weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
I just thought that was pretty good. That was pretty
good for this early in the morning.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
How about the first Sunday in the NFL pure cinema
all around from games finish.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Every game was a one point game, any game that
was worth it as far as well around here.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
It was worth it for Bengals because you know, I mean,
but like.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
All Deeeler's got it done.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
The Ravens lost, obviously, we saw what happened with the
Bengals and Browns seventeen to sixteen Final.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
For that one, it wasn't pretty, but yeah, the Battle
of Ohio belongs to us.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
I Yeah, the one thing that I can relate to
as far as the Bengals game, watching the Bengals get
it done the way they did is pretty much my life.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
My career is.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
The hell you the Browns kicker.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Oh you know that's a good way to put it. Yes,
very fun because he's from Yes, he's from Syracuse. But
but as far as the Bengals like being able to
get through life and pay my bills is the way
the Bengals. Basically watching Joe Burrow fumble through stuff at all,
Come on.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
God, you kind of getting your ass kicked as you're
just trying to get through.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
You know, I was a little rough.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
That second half was not pretty, and Joe Burrow was
the first to admit to that. He goes, Yeah, not
our best, but we'll watch the tape and we'll make
the changes.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
He's a he seems like a good dude where I
kind of want him screaming at his guys.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
He's so chill, I want him screaming at his guys.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
I don't think he does anything like that, and I
don't think Zach Taylor does either.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
I think we need that.

Speaker 5 (03:15):
We need a little Mike Tomlin. Yeah, this city Mike Tomlin. Jesus,
I'd be afraid that beats his player. Yeah, I'd be
afraid to have him walk up and just say, can
I get twenty on pump three?

Speaker 3 (03:26):
I don't want to.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Put forty on there. I'll just judge of twenty.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
In Cincinnati, I feel like we never have any coaching
like that or like Andy Marvin Lewis, and it's like
everyone's just so laid back.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Like that horrible tape of Andy Dalton in the tunnel
trying to get his guys gone.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Yeah, yeah, you gotta rough him up a bit.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
Yeah, yeah, you need like somebody that is like in
your face.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Uh huh. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
So I wonder what today is practice? Well, I guess
they're not going to have practice, but they'll sit in
the meeting. I wonder how those will sound, guys.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
I think we just really need to do better. I'm
gonna sit down now.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Even after the game yesterday, had go Zach Taylor in
the press conference.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
He was just excited he got to win.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
He was so.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Calm, and he goes, you know what, I'm proud of
the guys today. They got the win. We're want to
know to start the season and yeah, and we'll just.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Go from there.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Well.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Also, I mean there's a big thing that was out
today about gen Z about how gen Z people know
these generations.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
That you younger crew.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Yeah, you can't get on them.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
You have to, like employees, people lose their jobs over
it nowadays.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Well they have to. They have to be because they're
the generation of participation trophies and stuff that you can't
get on them. You have to praise them or they'll
all quit.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
It's a wild time. I fear for our future.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
It's like your girls, I mean, did they handle criticism
and how do they take it? I mean with them
being thirteen fourteen years old, that's a vulnerable age anyways.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Oh well, I mean I don't know, but like I
don't know. That's a good question.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
You don't really get on them, do you.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
No, I get on them, and they don't handle it. Well.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
See, but it seems to brush past them and move on.
I guess. Like my youngest didn't make the one squad
for a competition cheer. Oh no, yeah, but that was
over the summer, so It moved on pretty quick, though,
so yeah, I mean she was she was thinking about

(05:37):
quitting cheer altogether.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
But it didn't happen, so that was it. So it
moved on pretty quick.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
She'll better because of it.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah yeah, yeah. Maybe she's got that in me where
it's like, okay, mother efforts.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Let me show them.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Yeah yeah, I think that's make it next year. Yeah yeah,
you just you just go okay. You know, they knock
down your house, do you build a bigger one?

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Right, that's a good way to look at it, all right.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
Well, I don't know really, it's a kid, Christia.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
That's Sarah victoram Monday, baby Hie.

Speaker 6 (06:14):
That was the name.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
When I saw Joe Burrow popping off the plane in
Cleveland with those glasses on, looking like Clark Kent.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
You should have been wearing those glasses staring at the
sun while he's on his back half the game.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Oh, line's got to get it together before this weekend.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
But that's really the only stuff I saw, because you know,
the Defense did their part on Sunday afternoon.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
I'm on another radio station on Sunday afternoon, so I
was working during that, so I only heard those commentators
on TV are the worst when they're national games.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
But I was, uh, what was that Fox?

Speaker 6 (06:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Fox nineteen had the game.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
Yeah, so anytime I looked up, it was Joe Burrow
going to.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Please keep this guy clean and off his but this season.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
We don't need another Joe injury.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
But what it was, he was not happy. He just
marched off that field after that game too. He didn't
care it was a win. He was like, I want
to get back into the locker room.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
But did he say.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
He's like, we stole the win something like that. He
kind of got a freebie week one.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
Yeah, yeah, they should send flowers to that kicker.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
For to the Browns kicker, Well, he might not have
a job.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
No, he's cleaning out his locker. He should be cleaning
out his locker.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
That was brutal, cost him four points. I think the
Browns would have won their game.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
I think they would have won that game if that
kicker would have had his act together.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
They did win that game. That kicker probably took off
his Browns jersey and had a Bengals jersey.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
On Uneva said, and you know what I would believe
it too, seeing is how things went for them.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
But over the summer.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Speaking of this game, you know, we saw a lot
of those green sex toys getting tossed onto the court
at the w NBA games.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Can I say dildo?

Speaker 4 (08:04):
You call me that all the time. I never got
you that.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
I don't want to lose my job over it, but
if I can say it, that'll make the story a
lot easier.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
Saying dildo. Does it cost the company money? So you're safe?

Speaker 3 (08:14):
All, I'm perfect.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
As we continue, the trend has now hit the Bengals
and the Browns. Has happened in Cleveland. So during Sunday
afternoons game, leave it to a Browns fan. Of course,
this was a Browns fan. One of them decided to
bring a green dildo, of course it's always a green
one into the stadium and in the first quarter of

(08:38):
that game from the Dog Pound tossed it onto the
field while the Bengals had the ball in the red zone.
Didn't even see that on TV.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
Do you know was it a dog bone?

Speaker 3 (08:49):
It could have been, No, it was definitely a green dildo.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Videos trending on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram, they showed the ref
picking it up and tossing it over to the sideline
near the camera crew.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
Did he throw a flag at it?

Speaker 3 (09:07):
He should Plenty of flags were thrown.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
I'm not sure why they didn't just throw one at
the green dildo. At this time, no arrests were made,
and I guess that was not the only one tossed yesterday.
Another green dildo was tossed in the Indie game when
it was the Dolphins Colts one yesterday afternoon one was
seen in the end zone in the third quarter.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
Why is it always a green one too?

Speaker 4 (09:33):
I don't get it.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
I looked him up on Amazon because I'm like, what
are people paying for this thing?

Speaker 4 (09:38):
For the little rubber?

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Yeah, it's a cheap gift.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
And it's like.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
And why not?

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Why don't they remember those flash bobs where they all
planned those things at one time? They need to do
that during one game? Is plan one?

Speaker 4 (09:51):
So at a certain point, at like the two minute
break or.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Whatever Teddy Bear toss Yeah, at one time, all of
a sudden, it just rains green day on Monday night
football where everybody's watching, that's what they got to do it.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Well, we've got a game tonight, so who's to saying
that it wouldn't.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
Happen And that's a boring game tonight it is?

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Yeah, so to get the Bears and Vikings or something.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Uh, tonight is hold on, let me look at my
sheet of material.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
I think that's who it is.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
Uh, it's it's a crap game.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Vikings at Bears at eight fifteen. Not very exciting. But
we'll get back to all the excitement this weekend.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
So big dildo or green day game?

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Dildo's green?

Speaker 4 (10:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:33):
So tonight or do it during the Bengals game here?
I mean, what do you tell everybody to wear?

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Do we all have to wear orange? It's an orange
out on Sunday? And if you don't, green does not
go with orange?

Speaker 4 (10:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Keep the dildos at home? Okay?

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Do you think Amazon every day is like God, we
keep packaging up these green dildos for what.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
That's where they're getting them though, nine nine on Amazon?

Speaker 4 (10:57):
Where's the game tonight?

Speaker 3 (10:59):
Tonight is in Chicago?

Speaker 4 (11:00):
Oh yeah, do it? Chicago, step up, Chicago's wild. Yeah,
get your green Dill doos.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
You know what, I'm gonna sell them outside the game. Uh,
I'm gonna get Bengals.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
I'm gonna get Bengals striped Dill.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Doos made and sell them outside the stadium, outside pay corps.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
I could see you doing that. You might come through
even though after you pay for parking.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
Yeah true, yeah, I might.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
You might break even, but the content you could get
might be worth it.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah, get on the news. Yeah sure, Pullo will interview me.
We got Chris here, he's selling. What are these?

Speaker 4 (11:38):
These are Bengal striped dildos? Wait? Where are you going.

Speaker 6 (11:43):
For?

Speaker 4 (11:45):
These? Are who dai dildos?

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Oh my gosh, dildo gate?

Speaker 6 (11:54):
Never?

Speaker 4 (11:56):
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Speaker 7 (12:12):
Yeah, man, Bengals taking the opener and a ridge or
made alive.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
That's right.

Speaker 7 (12:19):
Let's see Bengals win the season opener for the first
time since twenty twenty.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
One, the year really, the year they went to the
Super Bowl. Here we go, I told you told.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
You back to the SB week.

Speaker 7 (12:31):
Yeah, knot steal one. They steal won yesterday from the Browns.
Seventeen sixteen Jordan Battle. DJ Turner came up with two
huge interceptions in the second half to seal the win
on the day. The offense struggled in Cleveland, only one
hundred and forty one yards in total offense one hundred
and thirteen passing on the day from Joe Burrow with
a t d pass. Chase Brown had the other touchdowns.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Joe knows that it was a rough second half. He said,
they're going to watch the tape and they'll make changes defensively.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
He's play. The defense has stepped up.

Speaker 7 (13:02):
Cleveland kicker Andre Schmidt missed an extra point in the
third quarter in a field goal with four minutes to go.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
He should be fired, thank you. He should do.

Speaker 7 (13:12):
He's a lou gros A winner, the best kicker in
football college football last year, not anymore.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
No, let's seek his own ass. He probably did a kicking.
I'm sure the dog Pound wanted to get a hold
of him too. He's the reason they lost that game.

Speaker 7 (13:26):
The Bengals, let's see, are the home openers next Sunday
against those Jacksonville Jaguars, and the Bengals are early three
and a half point favorite. Let's go other AFC North
Action Buffalo in a classic last night, scoring sixteen unanswered points,
including a field goal at the gun to knock off
those Ravens forty one to forty A tough game. Pittsburgh

(13:48):
outguns the Jets thirty four to thirty two. Aaron Rodgers
comes from back in four TD passes for the Steelers
Tonight Chicago and Minnesota and Monday Night football.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
Dude, it's the year of forty year old quarterbacks. Wow.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Men, here's the older guys.

Speaker 7 (14:04):
Hunter Green matching his career high with twelve strikeouts. The
Reds got by the Mets three to two to stay
alive in the wild card playoff chase. The Reds were
held hit lists until the sixth inning by the Mets.
The top prospect Brandon sprote before he before cooming alive
with key hits from La Da La Cruz who had
another area yesterday, and n Austin Hayes. Red State two

(14:26):
or three in the series are tied with the Giants.
Hey listen at final wild card spot spot four back
of the Mets.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
I've been here. I've been here long enough to know
that this is enjoy this week. We get to see
it when up against the wall they get tired, but
enjoy this week. Usually when it's a good week in Cincinnati.
Sports is something BIG's.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
A little rough with the West Coast and all the
divisional games.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
So well that's the way it goes. That's the way
it goes.

Speaker 7 (14:53):
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good taste. Yeah, you get that handcrafted up. Yeah, the
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Speaker 4 (15:09):
Right here in the home of day hits and the
home of the one and oh Bengals super Bowl.

Speaker 7 (15:13):
Here we come undefeated seventeen and oh take that Miami Dolphins.

Speaker 4 (15:20):
Seven w BN.

Speaker 8 (15:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Day Sarah Alice, We have tickets to go check out
the Horror Hound this weekend at the Sharonville Convention Center.
These are always fun to go to. My daughter loves
going to these things. And Horror Hound, I mean the
horror movies. I never was into horror movies until I
had kids. My daughters love going to them. We went
to see the number one movie in America, that Conjuring movie.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Oh, how was it?

Speaker 4 (15:53):
It was great.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
My husband wants to see it so bad, but I
need to see all the other conjuring movies first.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
Well, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
You can see this stay all stand alone you think
so oh yeah, yeah, and the Warrens, you know, like
my daughters are all enthralled in the whole ed and
Lorraine Warren. And I've had Lorrain Warren on my show
right before she died. Because the Warren you know, Ed
and Lorraine Warren. The investigators there, the paranormal investigators investigated

(16:20):
Frenchie Therall that lived up the street from me in Warren,
Massachusetts when I was a young boy who was allegedly possessed.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
She came on my show and talked about that.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
God, I love spooky season.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
This is the best time, so horror Hound coming this
weekend is prime time since we're all getting in the mood.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yeah, and if you're a wrestling fan, some of the
bigs are going to be there. The Hardy boys will
be there, Jeff and Matt Hardy and Sting we'll be there,
the Icon Sting and also Sting the Wrestler, and also
Jerry the King Lawler.

Speaker 4 (16:56):
Write it down, Sarah.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
There's someone for everyone at the this weekend. Which nights
are you going?

Speaker 4 (17:02):
I don't know what day are three? No?

Speaker 1 (17:04):
No, no, no, because uh I'm busy this weekend with
the girls doing other stuff.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
But I think we're going I don't know. I'm not
gonna say.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Okay, I know you get weird about that. Yeah, we
have Friday nights, Saturday eleven to seven and then Sunday
eleven to five. Plenty of time to go.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Who's this? We're gonna play five and ten. I got
tickets to Horror Hound?

Speaker 4 (17:27):
Are you there? Yeah? Do you know how to play?
How do we play?

Speaker 1 (17:32):
It's simple. I'm gonna give you a topic. Can you
give me five things that fall under that topic in
ten seconds?

Speaker 4 (17:38):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (17:39):
So for instance, Sarah Lee, we'll do a little example here,
all right, So Sarah Elise, Yes, if I say, give
me five things that smell bad in ten seconds.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
Can you do it?

Speaker 3 (17:50):
All right, let's do it?

Speaker 4 (17:51):
All right, go ahead, Sarah, least try it.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
Farts hoop, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
People's morning breath, gunk when you sweat be oh, I
don't know onions?

Speaker 4 (18:03):
Yeah? Good? Alright, So there you go. Did you hear it? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Alright, alright, you're ready. You damn ight you're gonna play.
You're the guy on the phone. This is for Horror Hound.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
I don't know why I said buggers though those don't
actually stink, but.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
It depends and he gets it.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
All right, dude, you ready, let's do it. Let me
find a good one here? Uh alright, alright, five and ten? Yes, okay, I.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Got an idea.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Oh oh, I got one, Yes, I got one.

Speaker 8 (18:38):
Here?

Speaker 4 (18:38):
Are you ready, sir?

Speaker 6 (18:41):
I reckon.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
He reckons so I love that?

Speaker 6 (18:45):
All right?

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Give me five breakfast foods and ten seconds go.

Speaker 6 (18:52):
Eggs, bacon, salts, and cinnamon rolls.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
Bingo, bingo, bingo. All right, you're going horror hound.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
All right, easy peasy.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
That was simple.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Hold on, okay, dude, hold playing five and ten, Sarah.
At least we give out a topic and you give
us five things a fall under that topic, and I'll
give you tickets we got uh, Rachel here, Rachel.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
You're not to play right. We've been playing it for
a little while here. Yeah, all right, if I give
you a pair of Attista passes to this, who are
you going to go with?

Speaker 3 (19:26):
You said? What if you win the passes? Here are
you taking? Oh?

Speaker 6 (19:31):
Who am I say? Well?

Speaker 2 (19:32):
My fiance already has tickets, so I'll just find somebody
else instead of head.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
Yeah right, their guy? Yeah, good for you. You're you're
a swinger.

Speaker 6 (19:42):
No, I'm not a swinger.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
I'll have to work and.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
I'll take off work.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
I don't know. All right, Well, all right, Rachel, you're weird,
all right, Rachel?

Speaker 3 (19:53):
I love Rachel already.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
All right, Five and ten, give me five things that
float in ten seconds?

Speaker 3 (20:01):
Go my thing that's floats?

Speaker 6 (20:04):
Corky butt? Flu what cork uh?

Speaker 3 (20:10):
Plastic bottles, ice and ships?

Speaker 4 (20:12):
Wait? Wait, I don't I don't know what you were saying.
Corky butt like a corky buck.

Speaker 6 (20:20):
Yeah, corky buck float?

Speaker 3 (20:22):
You know when you put him in the water.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
Chris, I don't know what.

Speaker 9 (20:30):
You know.

Speaker 4 (20:31):
I am no, No, we don't know. What's a quirky butt?

Speaker 6 (20:36):
What dog?

Speaker 10 (20:37):
Corky?

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (20:42):
Why are you throwing dogs in the water?

Speaker 3 (20:44):
They floats?

Speaker 2 (20:45):
There's got floats?

Speaker 6 (20:47):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Just the butt?

Speaker 7 (20:50):
Yeah, like their whole body floats?

Speaker 6 (20:52):
You know?

Speaker 3 (20:53):
Yes, Rachel, I am a fan of you.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
God, Sarah, I don't know. I don't know if I
should do this, Eil, are you drinking this morning?

Speaker 3 (21:03):
I can give you another answer a feather.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
No, I'm not, I'm not. This isn't Yeah. I can't
do this.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
I'm sorry, Rachel, because if I if I give you tickets,
someone's gonna yell at me, and I'm not dealing with that.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
I'll try again.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
And if I let, if I let Rachel, or if
I let Sarah decide, she's gonna say yes.

Speaker 4 (21:25):
And I can't allow that.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
Much as I love Rachel, we cannot give her the passes.
Plus already got yes.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
That's why I don't feel bad. Let's go here to Dylan. Dylan,
can you do.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
Better than that?

Speaker 8 (21:38):
I'm gonna cry.

Speaker 9 (21:39):
Oh boy, I'm already gonna says still, okay, all right, Dylan,
all right, I have faith in you. Are you ready
for this?

Speaker 4 (21:51):
I am all right?

Speaker 1 (21:51):
This is five and ten? Name five sitcom dads in
ten seconds?

Speaker 6 (21:58):
Go no, Steve Correll hello.

Speaker 8 (22:07):
Huh oh he hung up.

Speaker 4 (22:15):
He's gone. He just bailed out.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
Who is Steve Corrella? Dad up?

Speaker 4 (22:20):
I think that's why he bailed out, Jacob.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Can you give me ten dads and the TV dads
in ten seconds? Five TV dads in ten seconds?

Speaker 4 (22:27):
Go, let's do TV dads. Jason Bateman, uh Vin Diesel,
all right, see.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
You stumped him, Christopher Hey Todd, go ahead, five TV dads,
Sitcom TV dads and.

Speaker 4 (22:49):
Ten seconds go?

Speaker 6 (22:51):
All right, we got Tim Allen, we got dadd Taynor,
we got Carl Winslow, we got uh oh man, see
you later.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
You know what, I'm surprised that people are naming the
actors and not just the dad's names, like Danny Tanner.

Speaker 4 (23:10):
That's that's the name of the guy. That's the name
of a character.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Well it's fine, yeah, but I mean, are you looking
for the actual dad's name with either one?

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Just anything anything at this point? That's a tough one.
And everybody everybody hung up.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
I noticed, and we all love our TV dads, but
naming him in ten seconds is tricky.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
Yeah, that is are you their caller? Oh bailed out? Hilarious.
That's a tough one.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Do you have a favorite TV dud.

Speaker 7 (23:42):
M?

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Like I grew up with Danny Tanner, so yeah, he's
one of my favors.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
Well, I don't know. That's you know, you were all
stumped for there's no favorites, I guess.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
So many to choose from.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
Hey, caller, are you there? Yes? All right? At this
point you could probably do it right, Yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 6 (24:06):
Homer Stimpson, Hank Hill, Peter Griffins, Stan Smith, and Tim Taylor.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
Yeah, there you go, that's yeah, Yeah, all right, Jim,
all right, dude that you. I mean, it's not like
I'm going to really congratulate. You had about forty five
minutes to write them down.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Did you have to write them? Did you write them down? Okay?

Speaker 1 (24:27):
All right, brother, hold on, okay, I'll get your info
and you're going to horror Hound this weekend. If you
want to check out the website horror houndweekend dot com.
There's a lot of stuff happening out there at the
Cheronville Convention Center. Congratulations to that guy. Now that it's
been about ten minutes since we threw that out there,
every line is full.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
But you can hang up now. Yeah, she is here, and.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
So is our friend Tyler.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
Hold on, yeah, o.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Guy to man, Sarah.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
Do your impression of Nudge it it's it's Ned.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
It's Ned. It's Ned. It's Ned. I cried, it's Ned.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Person.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
You don't even know the real Sarah behind the scenes.

Speaker 8 (25:29):
It Ned.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
Listen.

Speaker 6 (25:31):
I had to.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Allah Nah, Hi la Wanna it's Ned.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
I had to fill in for Nudge a couple of
months ago.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
And I'm like, do you think if I tried to
sound like him that people will know the difference?

Speaker 10 (25:50):
And I just beat Sarah the really and how would
that sound, Sarah, it's ned, I would sound a lot
of I want to tongue punch you in your fart.

Speaker 4 (26:02):
Boss.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
That's enough.

Speaker 4 (26:09):
Crying.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
So over the weekend, the second largest powerball jackpot in the.

Speaker 4 (26:18):
US Jesus Christ, the history of the.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
Whole thing was claimed. Obviously, not us, we would not
be sitting here today.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Two winning tickets from the one point eight billion dollars,
one in Missouri, the other in Texas.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
I won twelve bucks.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
After you spent what onety.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
Little ricete.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
So after all the federal taxes come out, each winters
left with about two and fifty eight million dollars.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Not bad, Well, hold on a second, not too bad.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
Hey, Sarah, it's me chucking traffic. Did I hear you
say you wanted to see my power balls? Chuck stops? Girls, whoops?
My bad? Carry on, sister, All right, sorry.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Chuck, you're most up.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
So for now we don't know who the winners are.
Of course they want to stay a mystery. That's smart. Now,
if I won this thing, y'all would be aware.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
Wouldn't it be crazy?

Speaker 1 (27:20):
If it was that that that the lady that that
screamed at that father for taking the ball.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
Yeah, the Philly Karen.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
Yeah, wouldn't it be crazy if she won?

Speaker 8 (27:29):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (27:29):
Man, the lady that looked like Andy Warhol.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Oh, she was trending all over on social Just look
up the Philly Karen.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
You'll see the videos everywhere. Yeah, don't take a ball
from a kid, Come on, dork.

Speaker 6 (27:42):
So uh.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
But history is offering a warning here. Study show that
nearly one in three lottery winners eventually fall into bankruptcy
or serious financial hardship within just a year or two
after winning. That's the most popular ways it happens. Pressure
from family and friends. I could totally see that.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
That would be me. I would lose it within a
year just from that alone. Not me, I know you,
you would be just fine.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Would be also bad investments and overspending, so easy to
fall into those, of course. But hopefully these two are
smart and learn from history.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Mark Cuban was in the Dallas Warning News and said this,
First of all, if you win something like this, first
hire a tax attorney immediately, yes, and then get get
the one or not.

Speaker 4 (28:35):
Don't get the the lump sum.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
So get the spread out payments. Yes, how much is
that a month? You think?

Speaker 1 (28:43):
I don't know but he says, this is what what
I say too. It's a lot smarter to do it
because it takes it kind of keeps.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
You at bay. You know what I mean. It's like
having a percent. Yes, that's what I always say too. Yeah,
money doesn't mean it instant happiness, because if you're miserable
without money, the cash won't change yet that's a hundred percent.
I don't know if I.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
Mean, I think this cash would make me pretty happy.

Speaker 4 (29:12):
It would make me happy happy, It would relieve stress.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Immediately, which relieving stress equals happiness.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
Mark Cuban also says, tell anyone who asks for money
no right away, don't even think about it. This includes
friends and relatives. You already know the people in your
circle who need help, and there's nothing wrong with gifting
them a little bit to lift them. Anyone who asks
is not your friend.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Be protective of the finances. Yeah, I do agree with that.
See that's where I would fail. I would want to
just take care of everybody, and then I'd be broken
a couple months.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
And also winning the lottery. This is from Mark Cuban.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Doesn't automatically make you a quote smart investor, which is
one hundred percent true as well. If you are Mark
Cuban and you became or anybody who became a millionaire
because of business, that.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
Means you're a smart investor because you built something.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
Two totally different things. So yeah, instead of going into
a gas.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Station to purchase a ticket versus years of work.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
You know, I love when these zillionaires or whatever become
broke afterwards. That's mean some money went back into society.
It's true, and you.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Have another chance at it something that they could afford.
Lego I don't know if you saw this, but over
the weekend they introduced the most expensive set ever sold.
It's called the Lego Ultimate Collection Series Star Wars Death Star.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
How much do you think this thing costs?

Speaker 2 (30:42):
The most expensive set ever coming in at one thousand bucks.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Anybody who buys a thousand dollars for a Lego set.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
I'm sick of everybody's saying they're having money problems when
this stuff. If they're making this stuff, that means people
are out there buying it.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
It's ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
Oh do you need to make sure I don't have
to pay for schooling? I am in debt up to
my eyeballs, but by this Death Star I'm gonna go
buy this Lego thing. Stupid ass.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
This is this is not smart.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
The same with this lightsaber from the movie that went
for three over three million aut an auction.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
Oh my god, what are you gonna do with its? Yeah?
What are you doing with the lightsaber?

Speaker 4 (31:20):
Like she's gonna drop right to her knees right there.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
And it's not gonna name.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
They say it's Lego's first ever item that cost four figures.
It's a nine thousand piece set. Immediately, I'm losing all
of those pieces, I know it.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
They say it stands two feet tall, two feet wide,
includes thirty eight mini figures like Skywalker, Han Solo and
Princess Leah.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Dude for one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Anybody who buys it and needs to be kicked into Jimmy.
And it's gonna be a guy, stupid ass.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Oh my god, it's gonna be a guy that's over
forty years old, Yeah, July and who doesn't have kids.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
Yeah, he's gonna be on TV living with his mom.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
This will be an adult dude buying this. This isn't
like some little ten year old putting this death Star together.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Yeah, with a mullet that he has not because he's ironic,
because he's trash.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
If you plan on purchasing this thing, I want to
hear from you.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Yeah, you're one of those things that was thrown out
on the field during the game, Sarah. At least today
is David Arquette's birthday. He was the guy that was
married to Courtney Cox. They busted up. But that's a
cool dude. He came into the studio once. He was
in town for one of those horror Hound things and
one was one of the nicest dudes ever.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
He came because of his role in Scream.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
I mean he was a real laid back dude, super nice.
But he has this documentary like he was involved with that.
He was in a movie about I don't know. He
was a pro wrestler in a movie. So they did
this thing with World Championship Wrestling back in the nineties
and it was like a bit where they partnered up
to promote the movie and they did a thing where

(32:59):
he ended up winning the world title.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
Yeah, And he got a lot of heat for it,
Like all the wrestling fans were like, this is downgrading
the championship and all that. People got mad over it.
It's like, dude, it's not real.

Speaker 10 (33:12):
It's a wind yeah, and it's like, dude, it's not
it's it's not it's just it's.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
Yeah, who cares?

Speaker 1 (33:20):
And then uh so he got like hooked on it
on wrestling and then he would end up doing a
documentary where he went to Mexico or something and he
got involved with some pro wrestling down there and they
get pretty vicious down there. So he did like this
match where he's like there's like light bulbs and barbed
wire and stuff, and yeah, this this thing is really

(33:41):
really gruesome and he almost dies, like he cuts like
a vein or something in his neck and almost bleeds out.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
So what you're saying, is he out of his mind?
Dewey is a batty Yeah.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
He's crazy. It's his birthday today. He almost died.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
That Kennedy from a MTV it's her birthday today and
she doesn't seem to get older at all. She was
on MTV in the nineties, remember back when that was
like the last era of Vjy's really pretty much in
the nineties, and now she's on I think she's on
Fox News now.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
Oh good for her.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Yeah, but yeah, she doesn't seem to age whatsoever. Neither
was Pink. It's her birthday today and I went. I
took my girls to see her at the Great American
Ballpark and she put on one of the best shows
I've ever seen.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
I'm still jealous that I wasn't there. Yeah, and you
think when she's flying.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
The yeah, doing after that stuff, it's singing, dancing.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Yeah her And I thought, Okay, there's gonna be some
lip syncing because you know, it's pop artist. But she
sings the whole time, and she's flying around the audience
throughout the whole thing. She's out of her mind too.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Dude, she really is. I wouldn't mess with Pink never.
She's always been a battie.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
It's Amy Mann's birthday today. Now she is the lead
singer of that band Till Tuesday. This is like a
kind of like a one hit wonder from the eighties.
They just recently got back together and played like a
one of those those festivals.

Speaker 4 (35:17):
And she looks better than ever now. No, Well, good
for them.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
That's when you know you're trying to make your way
back as you go take on a festival.

Speaker 4 (35:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Yeah, And you know, if she didn't look that good.
She probably wouldn't have got back together with the band.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
It's always about looks with you, isn't it just with me?
It's with a lot of people.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
Yeah, exactly forty years ago today, Pete Rose, you know.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Him, You know what, we do talk about him a
little bit here in Cincinnati, just a little bit.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
This is a positive side of it of this. No
excuse me, sir, not yet.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Yeah, of the bureaus of the Cincinnati Reds broke Ty
Cobb's career hits record the all time. Everyone thought he
taught with four thousand, one hundred and ninety one hits,
but it turns out the league accidentally double counted one
of ty Cobbs games, so he actually broke it on
this day, forty years ago.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Fun fact everyone should know.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
In Cincinnati the same year actually or same day.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
But in nineteen eighty six, the Oprah Winfrey Show broadcast
Nashley for the first time.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
All Right, you get a gift, and you get a gift.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Yes, that's what my mom was watching when she gave
birth to me.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
Not in eighty six, but Oprah was on.

Speaker 4 (36:39):
Oh yeah, handing out gifts. It's a very important day.
It really is, though, and on.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
This day fifty nine years ago. In nineteen sixty six,
Star Trek premiered on TV.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
You're a Star Trek fan.

Speaker 4 (36:54):
Uh No, I'm not either.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
I never got into it.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
I got into the movies the original, uh you know,
the first one with the William Shatner and all that stuff,
and like The Wrath of Con and all that when
I was a kid, but not like really the TV
show and all that like some of these uh these
people get into.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
I feel like there are two groups of people, Like
you're either into Star Wars like me, or into Star Trek.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
I mean I watch all that when I was a kid,
those movies, but uh, that's that. I'm more of a
into like the old school stuff like the Monsters and
and uh the Three Stooges and things like that when
it goes old school like that, because it's.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
You know, it's a classic. The Three Three Stooges are funny,
just like those, uh the cartoons where they just there's
really nothing to it, just hitting each other.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
I love that.

Speaker 4 (37:44):
Yeah, just punching each other in the face is funny.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
Did I love the road Runner?

Speaker 4 (37:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (37:48):
That was always my jam growing up.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Three Stooges, it's the same thing, but with what like
one liners and stuff. It's the same thing.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
I'd probably like the Three Stooges.

Speaker 4 (37:56):
It's just that.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
Every day here at work, all are I guess.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
This is obviously just like when you get like my
grandmother as she got older and my grandfather too, big time.
As he got older, he would just start watching his stories,
which was the soap operas, because you know, he was
retired to stay home. Uh now that's me. I'm watching
my documentaries.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Oh you're a big guy.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Yeah yeah, And I watch on the you know, all
the people who would you know, kill people and throw
them on the side of the road. I watch all
the documentaries. I'm learning how to do it? I mean, uh,
to see why they do that?

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Are the psycho moms that are secretly texting their daughters?

Speaker 3 (38:33):
Yes unknown number. I still can't get over it.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Yeah, I watch all these documentaries. Netflix is on a
roll with them right now.

Speaker 8 (38:39):
Now.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
I'm pretty psyched for the new Charlie Sheen one that's
coming out, Oh the Drops on Wednesday.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
Okay, you know what, I might watch that.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
Well. Now he's talking about how in this when he
was smoking crack he used to have sex with men.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
Haven't we all done that?

Speaker 4 (38:59):
Well, crack, I've never smoked cracker had sex with men.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
I've had everyone's got a little Charlie Sheen and them.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
Well, And the funny thing is is nobody's made this
connection yet. Corey Feldman has come out and said that
there was trauma that happened with Corey the other Corey
there that died. Uh, Corey I forgot his name.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Yeah, Corey Ham, the two Cory Yes, the Corey Ham
had trauma that happened. And Corey Feldman said in the
past that Corey Ham was raped by Charlie Sheen.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
Oo, that's news to me.

Speaker 4 (39:42):
And Charlie Sheen was like, you're out of your mind.
That never happened. I never had sex with men.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
And now Charlie Sheen is coming out and saying, yeah,
when I smoke crack, he have sex with men. So
is anybody gonna start mentioning that again? And is Corey
Feldman gonna step up and go see? I told you, I.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
Feel like as go on and the more drugs that
are involved, were finding out about dudes hooking up with
other dudes, like the diddy thing. I didn't know he
was diddling dudes. Until all of that, What.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
Where's the lie?

Speaker 4 (40:20):
I didn't know he was.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Dudes, It's like the more powerful and the more rich
these guys.

Speaker 10 (40:27):
Get, you know, I guess that's what it is.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
The more they dip into the other pool.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
So maybe it is better than I don't get any.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
Money, don't go play the power ball?

Speaker 4 (40:38):
Yeah I do. When you when you get rich, you
do that, and when you're poor you do that.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
Depends on what you're looking for.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
If there's anything wrong with that, I want to tongue
punch you in your fart.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
Boss. Stop.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
I mean, I guess you do certain things for money.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
So they.

Speaker 4 (41:03):
Why are you just going out random stuff? Sarah?

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Least you just stop with those buttons. Wow, Oh my gosh.
So Wednesday the New Doctor.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
I am going to be blocked on that. It's probably
gonna crash Netflix from what I'm reading. I mean, these
are just the ultimate teasers.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
How much commitment do I have to give with the
unknown number? It was one episode, ninety minutes. That's Johnny,
That's all I want.

Speaker 8 (41:29):
I know.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
They do a good job with them so far, all
the ones that I've watched, I mean, the the Mafia
one they put out the uh the one it was
called a Crime City Sink or whatever. That's an older one,
but it was like five episodes whatever. But it's Mafia one.
I'll watch any of those. Those are you know, those
are the good ones. But uh yeah, they do a

(41:50):
good job though keeping them at one episode.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
Uh hour whatever, two parts.

Speaker 4 (41:55):
I'm fine with that. The Vince mcman one was five episodes.
I think it was. I watch all that was fine.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Yeah, two episodes documentary. Okay, I'm going on September tenth.

Speaker 4 (42:04):
Yeah, I'm all about it. But I'll watch it that
afternoon and then Chevelle's that night.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
Oh what a great day for you.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
Oh absolutely, And if it's.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
Really going Tolle, yes, oh very good.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Yeah, well we're gonna be broadcasting out there. You know,
Shrum will be out there doing a show, so from
what I understand, so yeah, so it'll be Charlie Sheen
and if it's really good, and if I'm in a
good mood at Chevelle, then maybe some lucky fellas Okay, hey, with.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
A little crack and some money, the possibilities or.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
Plumb limited, we got this. It's the Kid Chris Show.
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