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September 10, 2025 • 41 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sarah Elissman. Today is today the Charlie Sheen documentary, and
they keep building it up. Now they're talking more about
how he lost his virginity as a high school sophomore
to a Las Vegas, Las Vegas escort named Candy, and
he used his dad's credit card to pay for it. Ah,

(00:23):
and then and.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Then everybody wants to be exposed for how they lost
their virginity. Cringy.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Fore, everybody talks about it and I cannot wait to
see it today.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
But why do you care so much about Charlie Sheen's life?

Speaker 1 (00:36):
This is amazing?

Speaker 2 (00:36):
What's the appeal about the whole thing? It's amazing, but
it's it's just Charlie Sheen. It's just another actor that
I know, but with a ton of sex.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
And I know.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Exactly I want I want. This guy's life is amazing
to me. And the drug stuff scares me. I don't know.
I'm not a drug guy, but all the other stuff.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Heymen, I was talking to my mom the other day.
She's like your father and I I will be watching this.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Oh, I wondering will your mom come on and give
a review of it?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
I guess she could do that.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yeah, that'd be funny. Mom's review.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Got nothing else going on, Dad's retired. I think they're
already driving each other nuts. Why not watching Charlie Sheen
dock together?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Well, you know what, it's funny because I guess his dad,
you know, gave him a two hour lecture on the
difference between sex and love after he made the purchase
of this whole thing.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Oh, I love to hear that.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
That's what I want to hear. I want to hear,
I hope on the documentary talk to his dad about
that Martin Sheen about Well, yeah, I told him he
can't go by love.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
You know what, I would sit for two hours listening
to that speech. Yeah, I'm curious. How do you talk
for two hours about that?

Speaker 1 (01:43):
My dad used to yell at me trying to help
me with math homework. I couldn't imagine if he found
out that I bought a hooker with a his credit card.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
My god, dude, that's the only thing, my dad. Dude,
Nothing brings a family together quite like math homework. Oh
my god, it always ended in tears. Why is it
like that with everything?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
My dad? I'm surprised you didn't punch holes in the
walls and then tell me to count them.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Here's some addition for you, your little brat.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Here's some addition for you. I'm gonna throw you through
the edition.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
I totally there's some days where I'm like, man, I
wish I were and I'm like the heck, no, no,
it was horrible full. Yeah, there was never enough paper
for the math homework. I would try to cram everything in. Dude,
my dad would get out an entire binder, like, no,
we're going to show our work.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Show your work, Oh my god, show my work. You
know what I did? Everything? It was awful to barely
get out of school. And you know what, now, I
realized all I did was hide in my room when
I was in high school. Uh al, when I was
a kid, just everything everything, Just hide in my room
and talk to myself.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
And that the only time I would hide, as if
I knew I still had homework to do.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
And that makes perfect sense on why I picked the career.
I hide in a room and talk to myself on a.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Microphone except me, Yeah, pretty much, pets out.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
It makes perfect sense. Oh, Sarah, Elise, please let me
get a peep at those delicious toes yummies.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
Yeah, I do have a foot DM story to tell
at some point.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Oh good, that's sexy.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Maybe it's not today, it's you know, at some point
later on in the week, it's good. Aside from that
cathing to peer pressure again, I do. If there's anyone
that doesn't, it's you.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
No, I do. When uhh, when the ladies when they're
always like, oh, you need to get with me, my cave.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
I don't want to hear about that.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah, like I really do.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Nothing. So a few weeks ago we talked about out
cracker barrel. I've never talked about cracker barrels so much
in my life.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
That's I think this is all part of the plan.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
They just want us to keep you upping about it.
They had it in their minds all along.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
I think this is a work.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
So we talked about how they were changing the logos.
Were they right now the old timer one is back
after everybody complained. And then on top of that, remember
we talked about how they were going to remodel all
of the cracker barrels on the inside with the store
and the walls and make everything cleaner looking, right, that's

(04:44):
what they said. Well now they're speaking out again. Yeah,
they said, after receiving a bunch of backlash. They're going
to table the plans. Yeah, h scrap them, forget it.
They said they tested the new designs in four of
their six hundred sixty locations. They said, if your restaurant
has not been remodeled, don't worry, it's not gonna be.

(05:07):
I wonder this is just all part of a plan.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
I don't think they did it. I think this is
all a goof.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Just to get people to talk about cracker barrel and
not forget about it, like we're not forgetting about your
fried chicken and little board games and fireplaces and trinkets.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
I wonder if they saw what they happened with the
bud light thing, they said, let's see a version of
that without actually hurting our brand.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Who knows what goes behind closed doors these meetings at
the big tables, if with important people.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
If not, take what I said and run with it
and said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what we did.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Guy.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yeah, I'm wondering how this whole thing, this whole pr
maybe stunt, has affected their sales. If they've seen a
rise in sales. I mean, I know a lot of
people are talking about it on social but are they
going into the restaurants and eating. I don't know, it's
been a while I've been there. Yeah, I told my
GM al though I said, we need a Sunday date
though I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Well, you said that two weeks ago.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Happened a little g MA.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
I got to get there. So I mean, is it.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Don't worry, we'll get there for that chicken.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Okay, Well let's see.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
So in a in a press release, they said, you've
shared your voices in recent weeks, not just on our logo,
but also on our restaurants, and we're continuing to listen customers. First,
I guess so for oh my goodness, many.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Don't bring your dog in many.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Not many. That's what happens when you're trying to get
a spot recorded and the dog feels the need to interrupt.
She just wanted her voice heard too.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
On eb Her logo didn't change.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
No, never, she would never disappoint anybody. Customer first, right, Well.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Props to uh the cracker barrel. I listen run with
what I said. If it wasn't in the plan, this
is all a publicity stunt. God bless you. If it wasn't,
UH say it was right.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
So the crowded trinkets store and the dude with the barrel.
It's all staying, no worries.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
God bless you.

Speaker 5 (07:17):
Hey everybody, it's me, Seg. I have a message for
all you hot French boys. Seg. That's right. I am
a man of love. Call me fellas if you're looking
to play some bumper cars. She went to and you

(07:37):
know what soccer?

Speaker 1 (07:40):
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Speaker 5 (07:55):
What a sad note there? The great Ken Dryden has
passed away. Who Montreal, Canadian's great goaltender?

Speaker 6 (08:02):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (08:03):
How about that?

Speaker 2 (08:04):
That's sad?

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Didn't that?

Speaker 5 (08:05):
Over the weekend along with Davey Johnson, former Reds manager
who eighty two?

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Okay, damn jeez. Red's updates.

Speaker 5 (08:15):
Tyler Stevenson robbed of a home run in the fourth
sends the Reds to victory and in the ninth with
a two run shot four to two last night. Stevenson's
game winners is only the fifth home run allowed by
Padres closer Robert Swarez this season. Big Sal Stewart and
Will Benson also homered in the win, and the Reds

(08:36):
wind up. The Reds wind up the series tonight against
the Pods and Andrew Abbott. Number forty one goes for
Cincinnata and game time is at eight forty night.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Dude, But guys, I honestly think that south Stewart is
not twenty one. He's at least thirty five. Have you
seen this guy?

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Wild card Chase matter, But he's on drugs. Maybe maybe
maybe he's on steroids.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
Yeah, they've got low tea, yeah, car Chase. The Mets
lose to the Phills, so the Reds are three back
of New York. The Giants are still two ahead or
two back of the Mets. Baseball last night, Middletown's Kyle
Schwarber with a milestone, his fiftieth home run of the
year as the Phillies knockoff the Mets nine to three.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Do you think we can never talk about Kyle Swarber
without saying middle down, No, it's like all goes together.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
It's wrong sports. We have to mention some kind of
tri state top. Oh, yeah, of course, I think deep
down we're going to have another one here in a
few seconds. Well, well, you know the thing with it
seems like the Mets and Phillies have been playing the
whole season. That's true, they playing. The Reds are into playoffs.
It's a great you know, let's see.

Speaker 5 (09:51):
Bengals start prepped today for the home opener against those
Jags on Sunday. Guard Lucas Patrick placed on i R
with that calf injury, so he will miss four games.
The Bengals signing defensive tackle Mike Penell off the practice
squad to the active roster. He's the former a two
time Super Bowl champ of the Chiefs. Cincinnati adds a
defensive tackle, Isaiah Fosky to the practice squad. He played

(10:15):
a year at Notre Dame under current Bengals defensive coordinator
big Al Golden.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
How many times will this be said this weekend? You're ready?
You ready for jack offs?

Speaker 5 (10:29):
Former Bengals d lineman and man of Moeler Sam Hubberts
is the ruler of the Jungle on Sunday, the national.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Moddest ruler of the jungle we've ever had.

Speaker 5 (10:39):
The National Football League finding the Eagles defensive tackle Jalen
Carter at game check over fifty seven thousand dollars for
spitting on Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott a week ago.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
In the opening game. Amen to that. It's a solid
gold bogie.

Speaker 5 (10:54):
College football Bearcats star defensive player Dante Corleone out for
a couple of weeks with a lower body injury. As
those Bearcats get ready to face off against Northwestern State
on Saturday. Northwestern State got beat sixty six to nothing.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Missi helmet. Oh that hurts college basketball.

Speaker 5 (11:13):
The Bearcats signing guard to Lucas Atari out of Brazil
for twenty twenty five. Ohio State's gonna honor Middletown legend.
That word again, Jerry Lucas with a statue outside of
Value City Arena in November and the Gault I don't know,
maybe not outside of Value City Arena, the one up
in Philadelphia, but yeah, right right next to the Rocky statue.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Yeah, just show some love.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Everywhere and that's it. That's it.

Speaker 5 (11:42):
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Speaker 1 (11:48):
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Speaker 5 (11:49):
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Speaker 1 (11:55):
Thank you very much, Tyler.

Speaker 5 (11:56):
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East Coach subs. Don't forget they still got the pen pears. Yeah,
just seven ninety nine pizza, Chicken cord on blue and
UH and chicken kaaki a sub and fries limited time
only seven nine nine day.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
This is Sarah. I have to put this out there.
I have a Lady Boner for the segment Good Food Day.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
What to say about that? I'm calling hr.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
He just turned one.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
One eight eight eighth. iHeartMedia. Hell, yeah, yeah, tell you,
I'm telling you. Set Hello, I remember what ain't No? Yeah?
Seven w E b N Sarah Elise. It's the tenth,
the tenth of September. It's Joey Vado's birthday today.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
I missed that guy already. He was great for baseball,
Yes he was. He was great for our city.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
I like Joey Votto. Someday we'll get him on UH
and talk to him. I would love to have a
conversation with that guy, even if it's off the air,
just to kind of be his buddy.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Yeah, that's always been kind of like a dream interview
for me.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Ryan Philippe or whatever. It's his birthday, Tay. He blew
it with Reese Witherspoon. Now, I don't know her.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
He's the hot guy in cruel intentions, right, like blond,
curly hair. That's the last thing I feel like. I
know he did.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
He was married to Reese Witherspoon and he blew it.
I don't know if she might be a pain in
the ass behind the scenes, but what did he do?
They got divorced. She's hot.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
He's also hot though she was in.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
A great movie, walked the line, you know, the Johnny
Cash story, and they picked her, yeah, to be Johnny
Cash's wife. Now, if you look up Johnny Cash's wife
June Carter in real life, she doesn't look anything.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Do you think was offended?

Speaker 1 (13:55):
That's a good question, yea, yeah, right, it's like, well,
she tried out for the gig, so I'm sure she was, like,
I don't care what she looks like.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
And also she got a big paycheck from us.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
So exactly, it's the Big Unit's birthday today, and you
might be thinking, oh, Chris, it's your birthday. No, no
girl has ever called me the Big Unit. It's Randy
Johnson's birthday. The ball player, the guy, the pitcher, Yeah,
who actually hit a bird once with his fast yeah,
I remember that. Yeah, that video is really left up.
On this day. In nineteen ninety eight, President Clinton meant

(14:27):
with members of his cabinet to apologize and ask for
forgiveness and promise to improve as a person after admitting
to thrusting his engorged junk at the face and esophagus
of Monica Lewinsky.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
I was so young when that happened. Yeah, but I
remember it everybody for everybody talking about it.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Everybody talked about that, and it was fun stain. Yeah,
the dress?

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Yup?

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Where's that?

Speaker 2 (14:57):
I would love to know?

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Would you own that? If you had the money?

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Oh, what do you want with that?

Speaker 1 (15:02):
You put in one of those glass boxes at your house?
And do you people come over? You go, you know
what that is?

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Oh sick?

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Do you want that?

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Actually?

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Would you want the dress?

Speaker 1 (15:11):
I would like to do that to her dress now
because she's a babe. I think Monica Lensky's very beautiful
right now?

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Do you think he messed around with other ladies?

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Yes, he just got caught on it, and it just happened.
He got caught because her pal was recording the phone calls.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Uh huh, No, he's been Yeah, he's naughty.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
There's only one job that's worse, and that's uh being
a promo guy for a radio station and being asked
for stickers all.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Day, Poor angry Rodney.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
That's a bad job. That's worse than being president. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
When it was his birthday over the weekend, I'd text
hihim like, I won't even ask you for a sticker today.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Okay, happy birthday. Can I get a sticker?

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (15:49):
For your birthday? You got your tickets on you.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
I feel like that's what so many people use real for.
They're always trying to get something out of them.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
He handles it with such grace too.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
I've told you, and I've driven that that he drives
the radio station van around. Uh huh and whenever I've
driven the radio station van And it just happened a
lot in San Antonio when I worked there too, because
I didn't have a car, I just drove the radio
station van out. They don't care who's in it. They
just hang out the window and yell at the van
like they It's like they think if they yell loud,
like tickets are gonna come shooting out of the side

(16:20):
of it or something. I don't go chasing airplanes down
the runway going yeah, yell, I want some pretzels.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
I could actually see a lot of Jabbroni's doing.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Did that sound ridiculous? Yes it did. So it's ridiculous
when you chase the radio station van looking for free stuff. Okay, huh,
thank you? All right, it's a kid Chris show, Happy tenth.
This year is Chuck? What's up?

Speaker 3 (16:52):
And roll a TV? And what else is up?

Speaker 1 (16:55):
All right?

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Go ahead, I'm going. Man the guy I want some
tickets here about a month and a half. I must
have he must have a weed card or something, because
he never did call me.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
We go you won tickets to what?

Speaker 1 (17:08):
So?

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Ju? Just? Three? Is October four with Alice Cooper.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Oh, man, you missed it? So you missed the show.
So you missed it at Oh so then there you go.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
You just answer.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
You just answered your own question. You you the show?
The concert is over a month away.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
No, it's not October four, man.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Yeah, it's just a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Okay, okay, So so you didn't miss the show? No, okay,
So it's a top.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
So you'll get the info here soon. You just got
to stay patient, Okay, all right.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
So what what what does the handbook say you have
to get the call? When? When does the call have
to happen that you get the tickets show?

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Oh no, first time caller.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
I hate again. I hate dealing with these calls on
the rate. Why do they call me? I don't I
just give them out. I'm not the department that does
the the calling the people back.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Best of luck to them.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Who they uh went in doubt?

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Who day it out? I guess uh more, you can
just blame Zach Taylor for that one.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Right time management horrible? Yeah, uh here's the uh. Two
things as far as food, okay, Sarah, at least two things.
Girl Scout cookie season is coming up. It's usually around January.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Got a new flavor.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Yeah, it's like Rocky Road.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
I think all Girls Scout cookies are delicious.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Explore mores they're calling it, which that's fine, But I
didn't know. They're getting rid of a couple of things.
Raspberry rallies, which I didn't know was even out, but
it was the raspberry version of thin mints.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Oh yeah, they started those last year. I thought they
were a big hit. Yeah, they were surprised that they're
getting rid of them.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yeah, they're getting rid of them.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
I couldn't even get my hands on them anytime I tried.
They were sold out.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
So yeah, so why would they get rid of the
You know when I used to hit the candy machine
that was here all the time, they would always run
out of these things that I would get the uh like,
remember the it was the big Texas.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Oh, that big gooey don't.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
And they would have they would have one row of
it and they would run out.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
It's the best thing on there.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
And I would tell the guy. I would be like, hey, man,
you should put more of the big Texas in there,
and he goes, well, it's just the one row.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Yeah, replace the pretzels and eat that stuff.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Well, if you're running out, that means you should put
more in there. You make more. Hello, just one row.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Trust me, the iHeart people will keep the big texts
in business forever.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Well, they put two rows in there and make twice
as much.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
It's simple math, really. I guess God, I do miss
the vending machine being right down the hall. It's so
lazy of me, but man, it was very connecting.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
I must've pissed the guy off because they took the
machine right out.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
But you know what, it's your fault that we don't
have it.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
The guy's eyes crossed and he just took the machine
right out.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
That was such a sad day here. Now it's just
an empty wall. We've not even put anything over there.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
There's just two chairs there in a hole in the wall.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
And then the other thing that's out, well, that's coming
out is a sunscreen flavored ice cream.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Now, wait a seconds, a coconut flavor.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Yes. And here's the problem with this all right, now,
Carnival Cruz is teaming up with this this brand that's
going to be putting this out. And that's fine. People
magazine did this whole thing where they got their hand
their hands on a tub of this so they could
do a whole thing on it, and they said it's
really good and all that, which is fine. But what's
gonna end up happening is some kid is going to

(21:13):
eat to eat it and think it's good and then
find some real sunscreen and eat it and get poisoned,
and then all of a sudden.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
The lawsuit and then think that it's.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Okay, and then there's gonna be a lawsuit and all
kinds of chaos is going to happen.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Why are we turning everything into a flavor. Remember they
did the breast milk flavored ice cream, Like, what are
we doing? Just stick to the basics. It's gonna get this.
And I'm sure there's already coconut or pineapple flavored ice
creams out there.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Yeah. Well, you know, now they got that movie coming
out that about ed Gean, the guy that used to
back in the day that used to kill people and
then peel the skin off their faces and make and
make a mask out of them, like the lambs exactly.
That's where that movie was based off of of that.
That and leather face and stuff off the real guy,

(22:01):
ed Geen. So what they ought to do is have
a skin flavored ice cream just to promote the movie.
You know what I mean? Why not?

Speaker 3 (22:07):
Sick?

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Well, why not? They're doing all this other stuff? Why not?

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Speaking of food, a new wah Wah opened up this
morning on Dixie Highway. They said they're celebrating with free
T shirts, coffee activities, and a Hogy building competition. Yeah
I love those Hogies.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Yeah I told you, didn't I tell you? God bless wah.

Speaker 6 (22:26):
Wah Halla, Panna haila haana.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
It's it's so nice of Nuts to join us this morning.
Can't believe he's up and.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
At him dead on impression in.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
The on the audio from one Mini interrupted my day yesterday.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
Oh many, that's her dog. She's her beating her dog.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
She's quiet all day and then as soon as I
have to work, she's got to run her mouth like
she just wanted to be on our air waves.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
I get it to go back to your impression of Nudge,
who works. I like how you introduce your your your
your impressions, like like Nudge. It's a kool aid man
busting through the door and he introduces himself.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
It's Nick. It's Nick. It's it's Nick.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
I'm sorry. Go ahead, Sarah.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Please, oh.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Oh yeah, I'm just picturing no.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
It nigh. Signed from Nunch and the kool aid Man.
We had a wild start to the NFL last Thursday.
It all started with that Lougi and now we know
how the entire thing is gonna be handled. So Cowboys
at Eagles. If you don't remember, we've all seen the spit.

(24:26):
Defensive tackle Jalen Carter had spit on the Cowboys quarterback
Dak Prescott. So on Tuesday they announced the fine associated
with that. This is a very pricey little spit. NFL said,
Jalen is gonna have to pay fifty seven thousand dollars
two and twenty two bucks. I know it's that is

(24:48):
there's a lot of money for that.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Yeah, and there's people listening there. Gone, he's got the money,
you know what. Look listen. If you guy's making six
million dollars, he's living in a house that is a
six million dollar mortgage.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
So whether he has the money or not, we can't agree.
That's a lot of money for a lot of money.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
If you're making fifty grand and you, you know, are
are paying a fine, you're of I don't know, it's
seven hundred dollars, You're like, oh my god, that's a
lot of money.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Oh, it's awful. It's a lot for anybody.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yes, So I don't care what you say. You got
enough money, it doesn't matter. It's still a lot.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Do you think this is too much money to pay?
Or do you think.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Sly handle you got to send a message. Everybody says
this kind of stuff. It gets out of hand as
bad sportsman as unsportsman like behavior is not.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
It's not it can't be spitting on each other like that.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Come on, especially right at the beginning the game. The
season didn't even start yet.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
I think it was maybe thirty seconds into the game.
So with that being said, he was ejected, and I
guess that is serving as his one game suspension since
he didn't get to play any of it. So the
Eagles are playing the Chiefs in Kansas City on Sunday afternoon.
Jalen Carter said he's just gonna pay his fine, not appeal,
and he just wants to do better for his family,

(26:00):
teammates and fans. So probably not a lot of spitting
coming anytime soon from Jalen or anybody else after that
fine was announced.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Is it true or was it just a like an
AI goof kind of thing that the owner of the
Eagles has banned the Philly Karen from coming to the games.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Whoo, I could see that being true, but I don't know.
I've not seen that one yet. Yeah, there's a lot
of rumors out there with the Philly Karen. I don't
know what to believe.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
I mean, and with all this AI stuff, I'm done
with it. I just don't really.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
Much AI of her, like holding onto the ball.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
And there's one of the guy the father holding on
to her at the Coldplay concert. Right, it looked so really,
you know, it's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
I did see that. He made a statement yesterday and
he goes, let's just leave Philly Karen alone. That's enough,
like she's and you.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Know, here's the thing is, nobody immedia is gonna get
fired anymore because now you can just go and say that,
say I.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
See you later, right, blame a I everything.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
You can come on here and say whatever I want
now and just if there's any baglass years ago that was.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
A hey, if it's good, Yeah, it's all you exactly,
thank you. So leave Philly Karen alone and don't be
spitting on.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
Alone.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
All right, anybody who is listening on the podcast, this
is just podcasts only Stuart W. Penrose. There will be
no Stuart W. Penrose say because it was like a
best of kind of thing on the radio today, because
he's in where do you Go? He went to La
for Oasis?

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Oh my gosh. Yeah, he traveled for Oasis, which says
a lot about our guy Stewart.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Yeah, which is fine.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
I mean everyone's got their thing. I traveled for the
Backstreet Boys all the way to Vegas, that's right.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
And I used to travel around for I mean it's
back in the day for Norm McDonald, So you know,
travel around and go see him live. And yeah, I
went to where I go. I went to Nevada to
see him a few times. I saw him in Jersey
at the Jersey Shore.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Is there anybody that you would travel for today, like
a band that sticks out to you that you go
across the country to go see.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Well, I wanted to go see Soul Coffin a couple
of times, but I canceled that.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Remember, yeah, I remember Yep that was big on that.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Yeah, Philadelphia, Detroit and both of them. I said no,
but I was going through style. I was going through
divorce stuff.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
So yeah, it makes sense now. At the time I
was a little unclear about what's going on.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
But so now I would do it. But now that
the freedom, yes, Now, hey, Sarah, since we're just doing
podcasts right now, A curse on here? Oh you know, like.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Say less no, I don't get me in trouble. I'm
nervous because you know how often I drop the F bomb.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
I know, but say like fu shi cock I get.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
I'm sure you've got some tape in there somewhere dropping
f bombs in.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Here, say it'd be funny.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
I can't. Okay, ah, fuck, that's so weird to say
on this micro I know, I know that's what I
just looked at my button. I'm like, oh it's red. Yeah,
we are so on right now.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Uh So, yeah, I figured, since we're running a tape,
I'm not going to put the best of on the podcast.
So I figured we come on here and just do
a bonus.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Stuff so people would rather hear us say fuck than
here's from Stewart w. Penrose.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Yeah, a tape of Stewart fucking crazy.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Yes, Okay, this feels a little too weird enough.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Let's go through here. Here's some notes of something I
have in here that I never talked about. Like, okay,
well okay, here's something this. This would probably freak you out, Sarah,
because this has to do with phone. So the other
day I was trying to make an actual phone call
on my phone and it wasn't working. I'm like, what's
going on on my phone? So then when I got home,
I got on my home phone.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Oh you still have one of those?

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Yeah, I have a little man, and I don't pay
for it. It's something I've hooked up. But then so
I started calling my cell phone and it was saying, no,
this number is disconnect. But yet I still can text
and do all that stuff. So I ended up hitting
up AT and T and they're like, oh, your SIM
card went bad, So does that mean it's just the

(30:16):
phone phone? It went bad, so I had to download
a new SIM card, and you know, now it works again.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
And in the middle, that's good to know in case
I just can't make a call.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Yeah, yeah, it happens. And I'm like, I wonder how
long it went for where nobody could call the stuff
because nobody really calls me. Uh, And I'm like, might
have gone on for weeks? Yeah, yeah, And I'm thinking, wow,
that's crazy. And in the middle of setting it up
and getting it to work again, I'm thinking, well, why
am I doing this? Yeah, that's the point.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Forget it, forget the SIM card. Yeah, they can keep it.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
If I didn't have children, I would.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
You would have no need to get a phone on
that phone.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
No, I would just still.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
You are they're typically texting you.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Uh, they'll they'll, they'll do both.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
I think it's half and half.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
I feel like the new generation wants nothing to do
with actually getting on a phone and having a conversation,
like it's all at the fingertip.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Do you be surprised how much they actually call?

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Okay, that's good though.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Yeah, And I love when they call Dad and it's
always uh. It's never a I just want to call
and say I love you. It's always uh, can you
take me too?

Speaker 3 (31:23):
You know?

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Can I have twenty bucks? I'm going to the movies.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
It'd be easier if they said I have to take
them this weekend. I have to. I had to bite.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
What movies this weekend?

Speaker 1 (31:35):
What is it I'm going to take them to?

Speaker 2 (31:36):
It's a You guys are big into going to the movies.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Yeah, that's cool. This is for their their friends. Though
this time I'm not going to I mean, I'm taking them,
but I'm just gonna be at the Starbucks.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
You're just the uber driver.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Yeah, this time I am, which I'm fine with. They
want to see this movie Demon Slayer. It's a it's
a it's like an Asian like cause play or I
don't know. It's something.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
They've got bigger balls than me. I can't hit a
little those scary movies.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
This isn't a This is like an Asian like I
don't know. I don't know what it is. But anyways,
it's called Demon Slayer, Kimetsu no Yabbi d Infinity Castle.
I don't know, it's something, it's it's anime, Okay. If
I had to buy let's say, three, four, five, yeah,

(32:22):
five tickets for them and their friends.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
There's something scary that my husband wants me to watch
on Netflix called Monster. He pulled it up last night
and I guess it's coming out on October third.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Oh, I don't know what that is.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Yeah, some skin crawling true story. Yeah, using people's skin
as a mask or something. And I said, absolutely not,
I'm not doing that.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
No. Oh, is that the ed Geen one?

Speaker 2 (32:51):
Yes, it is.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Yeah, that's the movie.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Because so, starting in the month of September all the
way until October thirty first, Katie and I have always
agreed that the only movies we're gonna watch her scary movies.
So you know, we try to pile them up in
Netflix and say, okay, well this is when we'll watch
this one and whatnot. Put them to a side and
he and he shows me that one last night. I said, nope,
you are all alone on that one.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
That's the ed Gen movie. That's a that's that's a
true story.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
That's what he told me. And we watched the two
minute trailer. Yeah, that was enough to make my skin crawl.
It is terrifying.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
The song dead skin Mask by a Slayer is about him.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
He yeah, he opened up that for me on a
Spotify Yeah, and made me listen.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Did's with the dead in my dreams?

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Listen to the Holload screams.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
I guess this guy was killing a bunch of women
in the eighties.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Oh no, it wasn't the eighties. It was in Fiftiesah,
it was early, early, early, and the whole town like
loved this guy. He was like the nicest guy.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
It's always the people that you don't expect exactly.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
That's why everybody loves me, and they love They buy
the staff breakfast and stuff. But behind the scenes, I'm killing.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
People yoside in your real face. It's a mask of somebody.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Yeah, it's a mask of all the disc jockeys I've
killed in the past. They're not fired.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Yeah, it's like a Jeffrey Dahmer thing. So he watched
all the Jeffrey Dahmer stuff. And immediately he goes, Babe,
you can't handle this ship, like this is insane, and
even I don't even want you to watch it. And
that's what he's like, You'll just think about how it
is real and then you won't be able to sleep.
And he's like, just don't even watch it. So I
never even watched the Jeffrey Dahmer stuff.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
It's funny whenever I take it. Like my daughters. We
went and saw the one that we just saw there,
the Conjuring, okay, and you liked it. I loved it.
And then I love all the Conjuring once anything with
the Ed and Lorraine Warren. I like that stuff. So
I went and I took them to that, and now
they're they're a little spooked, like that night, you know,

(34:52):
you know my daughter jumpy. Yeah, they don't want to
sleep in the rooms by themselves and all that stuff.
So and then the other day, I Monday, I picked
up Grace, my oldest from school, and uh, and I
went to drop her off at home and and no,
that was on Uh it was it was yesterday and
Addie wasn't home yet. And she goes, uh, Monday yeah,

(35:14):
and she goes, uh, are you gonna stay? I go
for for. She goes, well, you know, it'd be nice
to have someone here. And I know why she didn't
want me there, because she wanted to hang out. She goes,
if you do have someone to hang out with, it's
because she's afraid.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Yeah, you're the ghost Killer and the uber Driver.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
You gotta battle the demons in the middle of the night.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
Yeah, that stuff will keep you up. I've never seen
any of the conjurings either.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Uh, Addie said she slept all weekend with the lights
on in her room. Yep, you know.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
I did that as a kid after I watched The Blob.
I'm serious. For weeks I kept my light on after
watching that movie. I kept thinking that thing was gonna
come underneath my door and get me.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Yeah, it's funny. I never really I didn't want any
horror movies when I was a kid. I thought they
were stupid and like Freddy Krueger and all that stuff.
And it's too late now to watch it because the
effects aren't the same as they are now nowadays, you know.
And and I watch these movies now with my daughters.
The New ones, and you know, they're cool. I like
going with them because I like watching them. They get

(36:19):
all in the seats and stuff. They get all curled
up and freaked out, and it's I'm the only one.
I feel like a bad parent. I go to these
movies with them and it's all adults in the theaters,
and then meet with my kids.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Your kids, Hey, you gotta start them young.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Yeah, they'll eventually see it. That's how I look at it.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
And and these ones, I take them too. It's usually
they're just stupid ghost scary movies. Sometimes I'll take them
to the ones that. Like my daughter when we went
and saw the one with the clown Terrifier three, No, I.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
Feel like, you guys see all of the scary stuff.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Well, the Terrifier three one had some dirty things in there.
I'm like, oh, this is a little extreme.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
Usually scary movies involve sex, and then that leads to
like a really bloody nude scene.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Yeah, that one was over the top.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
And then that's when the parents it gets really awkward. Yeah,
he watching nude stuff with my parents, Like Titanic sticks
out to me awkward.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
The nude scene goes on for hours.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Oh, it does in Titanic See Titanic say, I didn't
know that.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
No, it feels like hours. I mean it's thirty seconds.
But you're like, why has this scene gone on for
three hours?

Speaker 1 (37:31):
See? And it's Titanic and that's a timepiece?

Speaker 3 (37:33):
Was there?

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Was there? Bush?

Speaker 2 (37:38):
You're sick? What's the chick that plays Rose Dawson?

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Was there?

Speaker 3 (37:49):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (37:50):
My god, what's that chick's name? I gotta look this up.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
I want to see some iceberg twat Kay Winsley.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
I don't think she was rocking the U the third downstairs.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
She didn't have Amerkan.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
I hate that. I know what American even is. Now.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Yeah, some some some ice berk.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
Some icy Mrking. I can't believe you've never seen Titanic.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
No, I have no no patience for that.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
And at this point, forget it. Don't even watch it.
You know what happens.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Yeah, if I'm going to watch a three hours something
that's three hours, it's gonna be uh, it's gonna have
three letters either UFC or WWE in.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
It, or it's gonna start Charlie Sheen on Netflix. Yeah,
you all have to let me know how that is.
I don't know if I can give it my time,
just spark notes.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Well, hold on, let me see. I mean, it's it's out.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
It's out now.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Yeah, it's got to be today, it's out. Let me
see how long.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
It is, Charlie Sheen, I thought it was a two parter.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Yeah, because tonight is uh is Chevelle. So I want
to get it done and watch today. So I'll watch
it in a little while because I have stuff done
for her for the show already. So I'm going to go,
they said.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
Charlie Sheen says nothing was off limits in the new documentary.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
And I believe, oh yeah, he does care. I believe
this is gonna this is gonna shake the world.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
He is what he is. I mean, if he watched
two and a half ment, he didn't even act like
he just was him. He just showed up and did it.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
I can't even get on it right now. Hold on,
I mean, I'm sure it's good. It doesn't matter how
long it is.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
We you know, I know you'll make the time for it.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Absolutely, I'm good.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
Of course, we'll see. Uh, we'll see what's her face?
And there his ex wife, Denise.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Richards, beautiful woman.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
I guess they're talking to her.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Yeah, beautiful woman, which.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
I'm curious to. I'm curious just about her part, what
she has to say. She probably knows him better than
most people do.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
It's so crazy that he's it's talking so in depth
about his stuff when his like his dad's still alive.
Like I'm more embarrassed talking about like stuff that I've
done in my life with my parents. Well, my mom's
gone now, but my dad being alive still then I
am with my own daughters.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
Yeah, even in your fifties. You're like, I don't want it.
I don't want him to know that stuff.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
No, I don't even like cursing in front of my family.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
But like I won't drop the F bomb in front
of mom and dad.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
No, but if I if I were to write a book,
I would have to wait till he's gone before. Like
if my daughter's read my stuff, I'd be fine with
it because I could explain everything to them. It's like, yeah,
that was before you guys were here.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Yeah, but that just goes to show you, like how
different the relationships are and who you're more comfortable with
and you can be yourself around your kids. Yeah, and
since things weren't necessarily the best with you and your dad.
You said, you know what, I'm going to change that
in my own life. Yeah, a good relationship with my kids.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Yeah, just wait till he kicks it. He's going to
live forever fortunately. Yeah, and then and then I'll be
the one that lives longer too.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
Well, I would hope you outlive your dad. You should, all.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Right, Yeah, we've had enough of this enough, all right,
Well listen, Yeah, this is a little bonus stuff here.
This would have been good on the air too, but
forget it.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
If we can't, we can't put the f bombs up there.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
No, let's let's leave this for the uh, for the
motherfucking podcast, right well, yeah, yeah, give us one more,
Sarah Fox, you cut. Let's let's fucking go, all right,
Uh see you, goodbye.
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