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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's a kid Chris show here at five one, three, seven,
(00:03):
four nine seven that gets you on the radio with
us here and it is Sarah Elise and it seems
like it's already rocking and rolling.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I'm excited. What's it called?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Well, it's a Thunderphone's Friday.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
It sounds like it's one of those things they do
on the news when they have a call center or
whatever where people will call in and uh and donate money.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I could just start asking you to donate your time
every Friday morning with us.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Please help us out good children. Yes, we just open
up the phones.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I'll let you call and talk about whatever you want
here on Thunderphones Friday. Okay, so we just pick up
live here.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
On the air. What's up you're on? Go ahead? Perfect,
that's right.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
We just want to hear you in your car on
your bluetooth, in your blinker right, which which straight and automatically.
Assuming it's a dude, Hello, I just want should I
just start saying his phone number?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Chris?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah, of course it's a guy. What's up?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Guy?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yes, we've been saying hello to you one hundred times.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
We can hear your blinker.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Hey, dude, what's up?
Speaker 5 (01:31):
You could have got off work and I feel like
a little gimbob.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
All right, man, good job.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I'm glad we brought this back.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
So yeah, it's the under Bones, brought it open live
called the Kid Chris Show. Can talk to hot guys?
What's on your mind?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Yeah, I know I'm getting rid of that one.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
That one's done.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
How about this one? All right?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Dude's calls count be anywhere.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
These calls are disaster, your favorite part of the show.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Let's do with so much laughter, so much five three, seven, nine, Hey,
what's up here on the air?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Good morning?
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Good morning?
Speaker 7 (02:30):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (02:30):
Have you got giving up the tickets for the five
for ten or whatever?
Speaker 7 (02:33):
Yet?
Speaker 6 (02:34):
From Monday?
Speaker 8 (02:43):
Call to the wall, to the wall of people, Call
to the wall, call to the wow.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Caller, you're on the air. Hello, welcome.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
You know what kind of man makes.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Me a joke?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Oh dude, not yet, not yet. I'm not ready. No,
you gotta call later. It's too early.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Why I'm going to work right now.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter what time. Let's do
seven to twenty five. It's a better time. Seven twenty five.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
All right, don't fuck this up.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
No, you can't curse them careful.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Oh I thought I wasn't in the area.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
I thought we were just talking.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
No, No, we're on the radio at all times.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
We're live, babe, all right, seven twenty five. You got it?
I love you, love you?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
No f bombs okay, Yeah, when you call her, don't curse.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Leave those to yourself.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Yes, Sarah Elisee bringing magic to your gear hole.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Just a couple of days away till the Bengals are
back in the jungle.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah, but ahead of.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
That home opener, the banks made a big announcement yesterday
that they're going to tighten up the security.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
There's not going to be I don't get this.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I kind of get it.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Well.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I understand what they're doing.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
They want to prevent the violence and all that stuff,
but there's no violence during that. It's at two o'clock
in the morning and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yeah, the Bengals aren't playing when usually this bad stuff
is going down and no whatever. But listen, so officials
are saying that they're going to do similar stuff to
what they're doing when the Reds play on the weekends,
which honestly, I forgot about this, but they say for
the first time it's twenty one and up on that
(04:37):
plaza area between Walnut and Joe knucksall. So this will
be during home Bengals games and away Bengals games. So
if you go down to the Banks and you want
to watch the game at Holy Grail or Tin roof Pilson, whatnot,
the same rules apply. I guess.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Well, any videos of white people brawls outside these bars.
Every time I see it, it's always been people that
are twenty one and older, So this doesn't matter anyways.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
It's yeah, it's kind of I mean, you gotta walk
through it too to get to the game. I guess
there's different rule. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
This is all dumb.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
So officials say we're gonna have police starting at noon.
Then they'll shut it down starting at twelve thirty, which
is thirty minutes to kick off, okay, and that'll be
shut down to twenty one and over or twenty one
in under.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Oh Man safe, safe and sound.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
They say we'll stay closed from one pm to five
PM or one to six depending on the game.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
So bar owners are just saying that they want to
make sure that the festivities are safe. But I don't
I don't really know, like you said anyone causing problems
during that time. I mean, we don't have a history
of anything going down during Bengals games as far as
I know, unless there's stuff that I haven't heard about. Yeah,
but usually during that time, everybody's just having fun and
chanting who day And yeah, you know, people are in
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the streets, stands in, drinking, eating, having fun.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Whenever, low key. Whenever I see these brawl videos, and
these are just the videos that I see.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Right, it's two in the morning.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, if it's a violent one, it's two in the morning.
And it's one of those if I see a white
people brawl where it's dudes with pop collars and all
that stuff beating on somebody outside of a bar at
the Banks or whatever, it's somebody that's in there, you know,
maybe thirties.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah, it's not eighteen year old.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yes, So this doesn't make any sense. This is all
a waste of time and a waste of pr announcements.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
And also, yeah, I mean this is just a time
where I feel like the Banks is the safest, usually
before a Bengals game and a million people are and yeah,
that's when I feel the best at the Banks is
when there's some sort of sport going on with whether
it's the cycling is playing or the Reds, the Bengals, whatever,
and when it is the most packed and I feel
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safe on opening day and you know, the home opener
for the bank. So making this twenty one.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
And over is so stupid.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah, it's a little silly.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Well, they say the plaza will be open before and
after the game for all ages to eat and just
walk through. They say police will be very visible on
Sunday and they'll have additional officers. The SWAT team plus
the drone unit will be out.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Oh good taking pictures of the big crowds and stuff
where nothing is happening. What about somebody who at two
thirty who's walking to their car later on and they
get their skull bashed in?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Oh that's not let's not.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Well, that's the reality of it. That's where the problems
are for.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
The Bengals have been done for twelve hours. Yeah, and
if you're still drinking during that time, probably not the
best idea.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Okay, But that's like saying, well, lady, you shouldn't have
went up to his room.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
And just like I don't agree with this food truck thing.
Being done right. We'll love that o'clock at night.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah, I mean, that's.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
What you do when you want to sober up. And
this is hurting their businesses when they did nothing wrong
exactly if anything, close the bars sooner. Do you really
have to stay open till three in the morning.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
But what did they do?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
I mean there's a overserving, that's what's happened. Some of
these bars have been charged with overserving.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Well it's not. How about people take responsibility for themselves.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
You'll learn how to handle your alcohol. But yeah, I
mean it's hurting a lot of local businesses, whether it
is the bars or the food trucks or people having
to alter things around because adults can't get it together.
It's everybody just behave okay. Please look, I got new
rules during the Bengals home and away games during the
time that they're playing.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
To be honest, everybody keep going out there and doing
this stuff. I love it because it gives me more
stuff to talk about and laughing point. And then I
go home and I watch television.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
You'll be watching this game on Sunday, I know you.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I don't know if I will because is there another
game on? Because I'll tell you what the Pitts kind
of games on. Yeah, the Pittsburgh game was on when
the Bengals game was on this week, and that was
a pretty good one.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Don't ride off the Steelers. They look pretty good with
us Rogers and I know he's an old dude, but
he still works just fine.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Yeah, and that was a fun one because of that
whole thing. He was playing his old team and talking
smack beack.
Speaker 7 (09:12):
You know.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I think Aaron Rodgers makes the Steelers more interesting and
more relevant. Yeah, yeah, because for a while we didn't
really care what they were doing, and now I'm like,
all right, yeah, I'm curious.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
I found myself watching that one more than the Bengals one.
And again because I'm not I didn't grow up here,
so they're not in my blood, so it didn't matter.
It doesn't matter, So I have more fun watching just
regular football. Switching back and forth.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Well, there's plenty of football on this weekend, not a
shortage on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Yeah, so to watch those two teams whatever, So you know,
we'll flip around. If I just happen to go on
that then whatever.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
But Jaguars Bengals baby, one o'clock. Yeah, so make sure
you're twenty one and up.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Yeah, right, make sure. Yeah, that's the other thing, if you.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Find a guardian, if you're twenty and below.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Yeah, that's just to watch it on TV, right, Yeah,
you're in.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Your own house, Gotta sit with your parents.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Pretty soon they'll send out a downtown Cincinnati put out pressures.
You got to put a quarter into television to watch
it on TV, too, and you have to be eighteen
year older.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Get your mom's permission to watch it on TV. Thank you. Ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
It is kind of silly, but that's the new rule,
you guys.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
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Red's update.
Speaker 9 (10:41):
The Red Road Trip continues tonight with the first of
three up against those Athletics Yeah way out and beautiful Sacramento.
This is Big ten O five game time and Brady
Singer will go for win number fourteen of the season
against a JT Jin seg.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Will you stay up and watch that entire game that
starts at ten, so.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Really wild car chase.
Speaker 9 (11:02):
The Reds had the day off and they they gained
a little ground last night, now just a game and
a half back like the Giants were behind the Mets
for that final spot is New York lost their sixth
in a row, six to four to the Phillies. The
Mets erupted for four runs at the first inning, Phillies
couldn't get them out, and then the Philadelphia pitching took over,
(11:23):
retiring twenty five batters in a row for the win.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Look at the Phillies helping us out about that.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
I love it.
Speaker 9 (11:29):
Too bad the Phillies and Mets can't play the rest
of the month. The Reds would be in there by Monday.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
I went to that stadium out there in Sacramento where
they're playing, and it was Raley something like that, Raley's
Field or something. Yeah, it was something different I think
when I was out there back then. But we all
went out there with some of the sales staff and stuff,
and one of the sales girls got drunk and then
t ted in between two cars out in the parking lot.
(11:54):
It was one of the grossest things I've ever seen.
I almost threw up. Oh yeah, and it.
Speaker 9 (11:59):
Was like around, like happening things. You know that he
used to be yea, I used to be staying home
now humanity here a home body. Yeah, I'll discussing high
school football last night Purcell Maryan over the Big Ran
of Hughes twenty two to fourteen. Tonight, there's action all
across the tri State and throughout Skyline Chili, Crosstown Showdown,
(12:20):
Game of the Week, Princeton, the Lakota West's college football tonight.
Indiana State number twenty two Indiana Tomorrow Northwestern State in
the Cincinnati Bearcats at three point thirty at Nippert Stadium
right there in beautiful Clifton. Eastern Michigan and Kentucky tomorrow night.
Ohio Bobcats meet number one Ohio State tomorrow night at
seven at the Horseshoe.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Are you supposed to say the oo state?
Speaker 1 (12:44):
You Ohio State? Tom's not here, See, I don't.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
I don't when people say that, I don't. Is that
what you're supposed to say?
Speaker 1 (12:52):
I don't understand when he's here when you're talking about
Tom Brenneman, Right, yeah, yeah, No, you're we're broadcasting to
other people that that's just us.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Yeah, Okay, he doesn't work here.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
I don't know, never know. One of these days.
Speaker 9 (13:06):
NFL last night, Jordan Love two through for two hundred
and ninety two yards and two scores. Green Bay downs
Washington twenty seven to eighteen. Of course, the Bengals home
opener Sunday against Jacksonville. The action right here on one
O two seven WBN with kickoff at one.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Seg will you be there in your orange? It's a
big orange out.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yeah no, And we heard something. You have to be
what thirty one? Want to go?
Speaker 7 (13:29):
What? Hell?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yeah, I'm going you're going.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Oh yeah, okay, I just asked.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
You know, I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I have to get profane, profane. You have to beat
Baby's got the orange. I just got a text. I
just heard they bumped it up. You have to be
forty one to go anywhere near downtown. Looks like you
all they're closing it all.
Speaker 9 (13:48):
Yeah, they're closing it off like the You know, yeah,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Did one of these days it might get to that point?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
That way it is, it's going down.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
You got to be in a wheelchair.
Speaker 9 (13:58):
Summer soccer action. The FIFA International break is over. Thank god.
FC Cincinnati back in m LS action tomorrow night against Nashville.
Uh the action at seven on Fox Sports thirteen sixty
Orange and Blue offense struggling big time right now. They
haven't scored a goal in like three home matches. A
win tomorrow night an FC Cincinnati clitch is a playoff
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berth and their road to.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
The mL A.
Speaker 9 (14:24):
We went to and you know what soccercker that's right.
Oh wait a minute, we got a phone call. Oh,
we haven't done this a lot and by the last time.
Oh hello, what city?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Please? Can I help you?
Speaker 5 (14:41):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Yes, yeah, Cincinnati? Hi?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Here are we talking about you?
Speaker 5 (14:49):
This is season.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Season, Susan, you got a joke?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Go ahead, Susan, I do bugs.
Speaker 10 (15:00):
Bunny, Bugs, Bunny and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery
and bugs asked Elmer if this is whiskey, and he
says yes, but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank.
Speaker 11 (15:13):
Hello, my baby, Hello, my honey, Hello, my rack on,
send me a kissed by water.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Baby, my heart's on fire.
Speaker 11 (15:22):
If you refuse me, honey, you lose me, then you'll
be loved you Lo lo baby, telephone and tell me
I'm your own.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
I think I'm gonna use that today.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Yeah, good for you.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Yeah, and you know what, I'll use that.
Speaker 9 (15:38):
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I go there today. It's all about good taste because
you get hand crafted subs.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
It's pizza, fabulous.
Speaker 9 (15:47):
Fries la la and then to wash it all down.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 9 (15:53):
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Tyler my man. Yeah what we fire iced tea?
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Yes, icey out.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Wow yeah, just like that.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Yeah, I remember.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Ain't no joke, you don't, Yeah, one O two seven
w E. Today is a magical day, Sarah Elise. We
call it. Yeah, it's magical. It's Friday going into the weekends.
Why not just take your papers on your desk and
(16:27):
just throw them the hell with it? Front. I support
that calls to the wall. We call it on the
radio wall. Yeah. This is something we shelved many years ago,
because you know, we hit the reset button on things
once in a while when they're good to.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
I'm so glad this is back.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Yeah, it's pready off to.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
A hot start.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Yeah yeah, I know because the calls are fun.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Everybody's funny in their own way, and we pick up
it's thunder Follings. We turned the ring aun in the
studio on a little software and when the phone drings,
we just pick up live and then you're just on
the air. You talk about whatever, man, and don't be afraid.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
It's a safe space.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Well yeah, not just not just that. Like for instance, look,
I tell everything about my life, and most of it
to me. It's funny when I step on a trap
door and embarrass myself. I'm the biggest douche in the
city and I broadcast it to everybody. So look, you're
not that cool. We're not cool. None of us are cool.
So feel free to call up and be not cool
with me. All right, Coller, you're on the air.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
You know what kind of M A N makes me?
Speaker 7 (17:43):
H O T?
Speaker 5 (17:44):
I want a bear?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Stop right there?
Speaker 7 (17:50):
You know what you keep pointing out of a tweezed,
plucked shave skinny wanna be muscleboy who walks by and
I'm through. You want to know what kind of M
A N makes me H O T. I want kid, Chris.
I want a bear, big and studley, a mother all
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horny and cuddling. I want to bear a teddy to
squeeze an URSA minor for this major to please.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
I want a.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Bear a daddy come, a furry body, that's all mind
to rug.
Speaker 7 (18:30):
I want a bear, blue collar and able to cook dinner,
to do me on the table?
Speaker 1 (18:38):
I want a bear. Won't you be my bed? Do
you dan?
Speaker 12 (18:43):
Won't you be my bear? I want a bear? Won't
you be my dear?
Speaker 11 (18:48):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Everywhere? Won't you be my Won't you be my bear?
Speaker 12 (18:55):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (18:55):
You don't know what a bear is? Hook it up?
A bear. It's a friendly man with hair upon his high.
Speaker 7 (19:04):
He wears his heart upon his leeve and walks through
life the pride there's coming, every size and shape, loyal
to the head, the perfect kind of buddy love, partner,
mate or friend?
Speaker 11 (19:15):
Wolf?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Wolf? I want a bear? Won't you be my bear?
Speaker 7 (19:34):
Ever? Dare?
Speaker 12 (19:35):
Won't you be my bear? I want a bear? Won't
you be my bear?
Speaker 7 (19:41):
Sir?
Speaker 8 (19:42):
Everywhere?
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Good boy?
Speaker 7 (19:44):
Won't you be my bear?
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Good boy? Chris? That's right?
Speaker 7 (19:50):
Baby?
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Come here? Won't you be my bear? Yeah, daddy's here?
Won't you you be my bear? All right? You're all bears?
Speaker 7 (20:03):
That's great?
Speaker 1 (20:05):
That was the radio bucket list, right, Yeah, s thug
their phones Friday here or calls to the wall, whatever
you want to call it. It's back in full effect,
and as you can hear, everybody's calling to be a
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part of it. I know, go to the Wow. We
just pick up live when you dial it up and
you just wait for the songs to end or whatever.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Okay, we can't interrupt music, not yet.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
If they give us permission to interrupt songs, oh, it's on,
that would be funny.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
You're gonna talk over Metallica.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Yeah, I don't have a problem with that whatsoever. Hey, Collar,
you're on the air. Hello, good morning, Good morning, Mayor.
Speaker 6 (20:54):
I was wondering if you could come across any of
your old Gavin tapes.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
From high school. Oh well, Gavin played Larry from high school,
right yeah, yeah, sorry, if you ever found any of those,
oh I do, I have them all archived.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
I'd really have to dig them up. Well, if you
call next Friday, I'll have them ready if I got
to write them down there.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Right on.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
I appreciate you, Mayreon, Thanks for thirteen years of all
the laughs and love.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Oh October fifth will be my anniversary, right on.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Man, right on? What are you doing for celebration?
Speaker 3 (21:30):
I'll probably get fired.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
That happening. No, we need you. Yeah, no, you guys
need the next guy that'll have free tickets later. Dude,
call next week. I'll have that setup like the Bear
guy when he called.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Yeah, just give us some time to have some research.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
I have to go through my uh my, all my
drives and stuff that I'll have all that stuff, you know.
I got to dig all that stuff up. There's some
old school stuff that's all archived the way I'm Peter's
and all.
Speaker 12 (22:10):
That.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Kind of mad that these people don't call during the week.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
And we always say to call up anytime you want
to talk. Always available.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Hey, caller, you're in the air.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Hello up, They're gone, Nope, Hello, Yeah, Hi, ma'am. Hello,
she hung up too. Jesus Christ, Well you got to
be patient. Hello caller, you're in the air. Hello, Hi, Hi,
what's up?
Speaker 10 (22:41):
So have you ever gotten beat by wet sped spaghetti noodle?
Speaker 5 (22:44):
Because your girlfriend has a twin sister and you got
confused so you fuck her dad?
Speaker 3 (22:48):
WHOA Well, try it without the F word, but.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
Say, oh my bad, I forgot about that.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
I was listening this morning.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Yeah it say it again.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Are you in school?
Speaker 5 (22:59):
I am in school?
Speaker 4 (23:00):
What about it?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Where are you in school?
Speaker 10 (23:01):
At Indiana.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Sorry, and I just cursed too, all right, we gotta go.
He curse twice. It's not cool, it's cool. I take
a look. The kids are listening though, I know, because
you can't talk to TikTok somewhere.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
There's only so much you can talk to yourself.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Let's see here, collar you're on the air.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Hello, good morning. How you guys doing all right?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Go ahead, we're great. Happy Friday, Happy Friday.
Speaker 6 (23:34):
I was just calling to spread some love and tell
everybody to love one another, look out for the next guy,
because you never know who's going through it and and
who's upset, you know, and who needs some help. Yeah,
so just love everybody and who baby.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Yeah, it's been a tough week with the you know,
the death of Charlie and the school shootings and everything
else in between.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yeah, every week, you gotta it's like a checklist of
the horrific stuff that's been going on.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
But this is where you come.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
And kind of escape from all of that. Yes, and
feel free to join me during my little news bit.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
That's fine, it's it's the phone is open.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
I welcome all.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Yeah, if it rings during your little segment.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Then he's a good one too. Ok, there's this guy
in Canada. His name is Casper Lincoln and he's making
the headlines.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Have you ever been to Canada sair at least a
couple of times.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Yeah, it's beautiful up there.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Ye, it's an easy drive.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Yes, the hand a merit.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
It was on Crack up in Toronto, perfect.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Yes, speaking of I started part two of Charlie Sheen.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Oh good, it's a good one.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
The way they weaned him off Crack is hilarious. Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
So Casper said that he wanted to get a slurpy
with one of his buddies.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
That's such a weird name for a drink. I call sorry.
I can't drink something that says slurpy or squirt.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Squirt the flight drink. Yeah, they still make squirt, right.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
I'm not guzzling anything named squirt or slurpy.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Not that there's anything wrong if you're doing that sort
of thing.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
I don't know whatever, it's just the name is weird.
I'm not guzzling squirt.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
I love you a good slurpy though.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
So Gasper said he wanted the slurpy and I guess
it's walkable to the gas station. But he's saying that
he got lazy and decided not to walk this time,
so we decided to take his kids pink Barbie jeep.
Speaker 7 (25:34):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
You ever driven one of those things, one of your
daughter's little jeeps?
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Well, they had, They used to have the pink or
it was like blue. It was the what was.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
That movie, would Let It Go?
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Frozen?
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Frozen, We had one of those.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
It's a pretty good layer.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
So I guess Casper took this thing on the main roads.
Police obviously pulled him over and they're like, Okay, what's up,
what's up? What's going on? And Gasper's like, well, I
never drove it before, so I was curious. And witnesses
are saying that they were surprised to see this dude
in handcuffs behind a pink Barbie jeep.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
I have the clip of him talking about it.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
No way, we're.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Really arresting them for driving a kid's cheap I want
to just want to get it a slurpee. I got lazy,
I didn't want to walk.
Speaker 13 (26:23):
I'm going to like three clicks, I did my hand
signals and everything.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Model number Barbie jeep. Howry pink.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Sounds totally sober, right, Yeah, so police said that he
has a suspended license and blew over the alcohol limit twice,
and so he said he's going to fight this whole
driving under the influence charge. He feels like he wasn't
breaking the law since he took a kid's jeep instead
of an actual car.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yeah right, Well, we've seen people get pulled over and
arrested for being on like a like a lawnmower and
stuff going to the Yeah, yeah, those are always funny.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Faging this guy though. I mean, you're just driving, mind
in your business and you see this, you're just looking for.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Trouble because that sticks out and some lady is going
to see you driving it and call the cops.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
You know, there's going to be trouble.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
And we have a friend.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Yeah, and it sounds like there's probably gonna be trouble
here too. Hello, good morning. Yeah, what's up man, Thunderfunds Friday?
Speaker 5 (27:27):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 7 (27:28):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Yeah? Have you driven a barbie jeep before?
Speaker 4 (27:32):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:33):
What's it not? Go ahead?
Speaker 5 (27:35):
I was calling to let you guys know that this
tomorrow from three thirty to ten pm is the Village
Green Our show out in Fairfield, Ohio. Oh Sarah's making
Sarah's Hood. Yes, and uh, it's for the Barry Brown
(27:57):
Foundation and it's a pretty big event, so I just
wanted to let everybody know about it. That starts at
three thirty pm and Fairfield.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
That's very cool. That's what it's fur Oh, Christopher, that's
what it's first.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Don't listen to him, all right, dude, bring your car out, Chris.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
No, mine's a dirty, dirty Honda's broad a little Honda too.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Is that something that could be a part of the show.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Mine's filled with dog hair in the back.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
All right, dude, Thank you, and thank you Sarah Lee,
and good luck to the slurpy man.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Is that free?
Speaker 4 (28:32):
I thought you guys are comedians.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Never said that, never said will you shut up?
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Are you married? Who would marry this?
Speaker 5 (28:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Doctor?
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Yeah good? You got to operate on your brain.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Not that kind of doctor.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
Yeah yeah, write some more jokes, you guys, find some funnier.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Yeah, it's not your problem.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Yeah yeah it's funny.
Speaker 5 (28:56):
Yeah, so great?
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Were so funny?
Speaker 7 (28:59):
So right?
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Yeah, yeah, I'm thinking of this. Okay, I'll think about it. Cool,
cool guys when they're nice studying comedy.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Okay, thank thanks for calling me.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
So funny, like that is great. What SA She's given
it to you?
Speaker 4 (29:16):
Really?
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Yeah? Yeah, this is actually the tone of comedy that's
on your show. My Problems. You got to write a letter,
get us fired so I can take some time and
get take a nap. I'm tired listen to people like you. Yeah,
(29:39):
Chris Show, Chris Show. It's the twelfth of September. It
would have been Paul Walker's birthday today. He drove really
fast and crashed and died.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
And it was all very ironic. But that's really sad, though,
young guy, really good looking guy too.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
You know, there's not many of us good looking guys
out there, so when when one ti huge loss, it's endangered.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Speace's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
On this day in nineteen sixty six, this TV show
which I still watch. They shown on Access TV a lot,
The Monkeys Premier great show. In two thousand and three,
on this date, Johnny Cash passed away. I love Johnny Cash.
That I came late to Johnny Cash being a fan,
(30:30):
and I seen the Sunshine Simpson.
Speaker 7 (30:33):
I don't know when time stuck and full of Britain
and time people drag and you.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Know, all the songs and all that but the best
stuff is the stuff that came out later on, which
is a double album of him just singing Christian hymns
in his house.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Yeah. So we learn a lot about him in that
movie Walk the Line, which came out in two thousand
and five.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
When I passed away and they make my movie, I
don't know what stuff they're gonna I mean maybe jelly roll?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
What after would you want to play you if somebody
was acting as kid Chris, who do you think would be.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
A good fit.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Let's see, Gary Coleman's already dead.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
I hate that question, Mark, Mark, Mark.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
What do you call?
Speaker 7 (31:27):
You know?
Speaker 3 (31:27):
We just uh pick up live on the air, unscreened
all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
We just let you say whatever you want, okay, plug
whatever you want, talk about whatever you want, Yes.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
Anything, Okay.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
We shelved this many many years ago, uh well a
few years ago, just to kind of give it a refresher,
and now it's back.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Okay, hey call her, you're.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
On the air.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
Oh my god, I'm back on the air with my
favorite kid, Chris and Sarah Leaves. I miss you guys
so much.
Speaker 7 (31:55):
Are you.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
A first time calling?
Speaker 4 (31:59):
No, I'm the one you gave the sonic Temple tickets
to the fashion designer.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
Oh yeah, yeah, what was her name? It was like
an exotic name.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
What was your yeah, taboo or whatever? Ye jababoo?
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Is that correct?
Speaker 10 (32:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (32:19):
It is.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
We follow each other on Instagram. I see I see
your content.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Yeahs Are you in college now?
Speaker 4 (32:26):
Yeah? I am in college for fashion design? Of course?
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Good keep killing it.
Speaker 5 (32:31):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (32:32):
I will listening to your show still. Oh my god,
the music place immaculate, immaculate?
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Are you making uh like in fashion design and stuff?
Do you make thongs and sexy outfits?
Speaker 4 (32:46):
I will for you, Chris.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Well, no, Chri's gonna wear the thong.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
No, no, see, this is not the way I want
to go. I want you to wear it and try
it on and coming.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
I'm going to do that for you.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Shut up?
Speaker 7 (32:57):
Are you?
Speaker 3 (32:59):
Yeah? Don't You're gonna try it on for me? Shut up, sir.
Speaker 4 (33:04):
I don't know that now, but I will invite you
to a fashion show.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Well, there you go. I don't want that that you're getting.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Well, I'm glad.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Are you in New York right now? Going to college?
Speaker 7 (33:20):
No?
Speaker 4 (33:20):
You know what, I actually transferred to UC because they
offer me more moola.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Oh okay, for you you gotta take advantage where you can.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Yeah, come back home perfect.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Are you a part of that gap?
Speaker 4 (33:34):
Yeah? I'm in doubt.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Oh okay, Well, I see what the Saint Vincent de
Paula fashion show next month.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
I might go. I'm not sure. I think I might.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
If you're hosting, albeit that I am hosting, you better
be there.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Are you do you make? Like do you make those
weird outfits that like I see these these these runway
shows that the celebrities go to and they make the
stuff out of like duct tapes and lampshades, and I'm like, well,
who's wearing this stuff? Ever? I'm more in duct tape
right now, you know, like those big puffy outfits and stuff.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
I don't know, maybe like drag queens. Like I love
drag queens, so probably them. They love they know how
to spice it up.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
But but but you want to be in fashion to
sell stuff to like the regular public where you want
to make a ton of money.
Speaker 4 (34:22):
I want to sell high fashion to like rich people
so I can get that banking.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Okay, that's smart.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
So you want to sell like five sweaters to very
rich people.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
More so like evening gowns and such.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Okay, evening gowns.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
Yeah, but I can make you a nice little leather
pant Chris, Okay.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
And leather pants is wild, Yeah, with a zipper in
the front and a zipper in the back.
Speaker 4 (34:51):
Yes, and maybe like a cheetahprint. Okay, Oh, I said, oh.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Please, I'll pay for that. Okay, do it if I
can afford it, but I'll try.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
Yeah, anything for you guys.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Yeah, I need some fashion.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Apparently my just jeans and T shirt doesn't work because
I sit in my apartment alone every night.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
We could use some help in this room.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
Hey, I'd be down to come to the studio and
help anytime.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Yeah, all right, I do need a lot of fits
for a lot of things.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
We bring your tape measures, yeah, well of course I
can measure you in like two minutes.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
I won't take that.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
That's generous. Just bring.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
You're our favorite. Call in anytime, anytime.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
You're welcome to come by and say what up? All right,
you're going to get her? All right, good luck, take care,
thank you bye.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Yeah, she's cool.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Yeah, we're Instagram busties.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
She called. She called when she was like a senior
and told her she wanted to go in in the
fashion and all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
And you know, it's cool that she's doing it, making
it happen.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
It's been like a year since we've heard from her.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
I know, and it's uh, I like that. You do
what you want to do, don't don't go into the
counselor and a counselor says, uh, yeah, you got to
go to college and figure out what you want to do.
You know, go just go and you should go into business. Uh,
you know, study for business or don't listen to what
they tell you to do what you want to say.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
She's going where the money is too, Well, get in
the hook up with you see that's cool.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Well, do what you want to do, then the money
will come. Do what makes you happy, then the money
will come. Don't chase the money, do what you want
to do and the money will come. Okay, that's that simple,
all right. Nobody ever said to me like, uh, oh yeah, no,
don't you think I could feed myself and feed my family.
I never said, oh, I want to go. My dad
(36:54):
wanted me to be an apprentice to work on elevators.
There's more money for for that. Oh yeah, and I
could be retired at this point. But it wasn't cool.
I wanted to do this.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
They say, like, you know, do what you love and
you never work.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Yeah, it's not I mean I love this and I
can feed my family and feed myself and pay rent
and all that stuff. So that's all I want. I
could be just sitting somewhere and retired right now. But
what do I What would I have for it? I
can fix an elevator. Yeah, and as you can hear,
(37:35):
the phone's rigging here. If you call five wood three
seven four nine one o two seven, we just pick
up live and uh, you just talk about whatever you want.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
You're on the air.
Speaker 13 (37:44):
Go ahead, working a real job. It's a way to
make money. One a mon another.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
There you go, perfect
Speaker 1 (38:11):
Underfon