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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I got a lot of stuff, Sarah, at least I
don't know if you want to go through, uh, well
by the high school Facebook drama stuff is always fun.
That girl Mary that I have been uh well, now
I have her pin to the top of my Facebook.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Is she the one that over shares? Yes, she's like
the typical Facebook mom.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah, but she's the one that's like, uh, she's a
little bit younger than me, but she is, uh, she's bisexual.
But she's like a grandmother now and she's I'm fifty one,
she's like forty eight, or she may be fifty now
at this point, but she she So what's she talking about?

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Now?

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Well, she puts up these these memes what like this.
I don't know what who she's yelling at about this one.
But she put up a you know, not a mean
but like you know when you post something it's got
the big red background and the white letters, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Where she makes her status stand out or it stands
out everything. She kind of fancy it up a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
She wrote, what a limp d ass scratching queer, go
on with your with your I'm gonna do it ass Okay, Yeah,
I don't know. I don't know who that is too,
but that's that.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
But I'm glad I'm not that person. Yeah right, she's
not afraid to expose.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
No, these are just this weekend. Need me a new babe?
Last one wasn't even minds. Wait, need me a new babes? Yep,
need me a new babes. Last one wasn't even minds.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Okay, I'll show I.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Oh my gosh, wow, I see it. Okay, a dusty
bitch will convince another dusty bitch. Her side was accurate.
Kindly suck my bulls if you fell for her, lie, damn.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Yeah, that's right there, sir.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
And is it where you check the Mary from your childhood?

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Is it the same situation too, where you check the
comments and people are like, what's this about? And she'll say,
I'll DM you.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Yeah. Yeah, it's all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yeah. And the last one, which you know, I went
to bed so I couldn't read the comments.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
But the comments are always the best. That's the most
entertaining part.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
People's wants to be around me, but nobody wants to
be with me.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Oh wait a second, but unfortually makes a lot of sense.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
I relate to that, I know, but I went to
bed on. Well no, of course that because you say
things like a dusty bitch will convince another dusty bitch.
You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
It's like, well, yeah, nobody wants to be the dusty
bitch in your status.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Nobody wants to end up on your giant Facebook status.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
I want to take those mary from Facebook. I want
to make those billboards through Cincinnati either yes.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Either that or blow them up and frame them and
just have them as like motivational quotes around the walls
in the studio.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
Yeah right, a dusty ass bitch.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Imagine our partners and sponsors coming out and seeing that
on the wall.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
What are those? Oh those are my friends from high school.
So welcome to the studio.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Just motivational quotes. Do you feel motivated here at Ebion
this morning? Are you a dusty bitch?

Speaker 1 (03:29):
I mean, that's what I do. I sit there and like,
while I'm waiting for my because I have a whole
busy life off the radio, so we know you do,
and I have to sit there during that time and
also think about the radio. So while I'm waiting for
my daughter outside her high school, I have to go
through my Facebook and screenshot Mary yelling about her life.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
So I'm like, ooh, I could use this.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
You're like, this is show prep. Yeah, that pinned my
pinned post from Mary. I don't think I've ever had
someone pinned before on Facebook.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
I didn't even know you could do that. Yeah, yeah
I haven't. Yeah, it's good. And then I write it
in my notes to go over.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Mary dusty bitch picks. Okay, got it? Got it then?
And I do love that she is the typical Facebook
mom that likes to fancy up the status with like
the big bold letters in the background and little emoji.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
So it sticks out when I scroll through because I
don't care what other people are eating and who they're
voting for and why they hain't a certain you know.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
Politician and stuff.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Who the dusty ass bitch is?

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Is her profile pic? Like one of the avatars she
made of herself.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
No, I told you it's that.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
One where I showed you that one where she's like
holding her grandkid and she's making that duck face even worse.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Don't involve the kids in your picks if you're gonna
act like that. I know, but a lot of moms
like to use the avatar picks. My mom is one
of them, Brenda, she's a big fan of the avatars.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Let's see. She's like, look at the little cartoon. It
looks just like me. Yeah, and they pop up and
they do like the okay sign.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
Yeah, yeah, Well I showed you.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
I show you these things because you know people will
be like, is that real?

Speaker 4 (05:14):
Those really? Yeah? No, I make them up.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
I cannot make stuff up like this.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
See, she had a different last name in high school,
so I got to type in her. I guess she
must have been married at one point, because oh, I
gotta go on my personal one here.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
And then do you ever see the drama when they
announce that they have a face like a name change
on their Facebook page? You're like, uh oh, we got relationship.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
Drama to notify you when someone would be out of
a relationship or change their last name or uh hold on,
I'm not on Facebook enough to know she.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Changed her thing.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
It's just her with their bandana and and just her
staring at the camera. She looks like a GANGSTU. Yeah yeah,
she looks like she was in a she was in boys.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
In a hood.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
And I love that she chose to use that really
serious filter Sepia whatever it's called.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah, yeah, because she's a gangster. Oh oh, here's a
new one. I missed it here it is Sarah Live
off the Presses. All right, here we go.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
Oh and we got some emojis in there.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Yeah, yeah, mean ones. I'm not a home wrecker. I
mean I shook the s out of low income housing.
We got some more, uh Facebook things we're going to
talk about here in a minute. I love it, vague book.

(06:45):
These are things that are going to go along the
lines of like when you hold the dead person's hand
and take that picture and put it up there.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
It's bad person that you see on your Facebook, and
they'll put something up on their status like I need prayers.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
I can't tell you what's up, but just know that
I'm struggling.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Yeah yeah, and that means I'm looking.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
For immediately, I'm looking into the comments like all right,
what kind of hints? What do we have here? Then?

Speaker 1 (07:07):
And then that person's looking for attention. We work with
a person like that, Katie.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
And uh what.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Social apps? This morning? My iHeart app wasn't working.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
Yeah, me too, So I close out of it, open
it back up. I'm trying everything I turn off my
phone didn't work.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
I'm a nerd to find out, Yes, I'm a nerd.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
I was.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
I was able to listen to uh what I usually
listened to through the raw stream. I know how to
do all that stuff, so I should if I if
you told me, I would have sent you to the
raw stream.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
I would have figured it out for you.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
I tried everything I got onto the website, but it
turns out a massive Amazon Web Services outage.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Is what happened.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
If any of your apps or sites or so vises
whatever aren't working right now or this morning, that's what happened.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Usually that takes us down to the radio, the company,
because we're all up on there. I know I was worried.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
I'm like, oh, we're going to problems this morning, because
I don't feel like dealing with a cranky Christopher.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
I love when it happen, It's true.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
I love when it when it when it happens, because
it shows you that it's not going to take much
for a country to take down America when we're all
going to be on one server. So it's going to
take like some dude, just like chewing on a ham sandwich,
a trip over the court and it's going to take
the whole that's it.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
Just disconnected and we're all screwed. Yeah, this caused disruptions
across not just the country, but the entire world. They
say a major cloud computing service went offline.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
That's all.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
It takes, a major cloud computing service. They say millions
were affected, unable to access different apps like we had
talked about our iHeart app.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah he.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Did somebody disconnect? Hello, different apps like Snapchat.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
So if you were trying to send something something this morning, oh, Fortnite, Canva,
fitness apps, Reddit, Verizon, and of course all the Amazon
ones like Amazon dot Com, Prime.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Ring, doorbell.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
So if someone was creepy standing outside your door this morning,
maybe dropping off on Amazon.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Package, yeah see who it was, yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Or stealing one.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Did you see that story that was making headlines this
morning or over the weekend about the people that were
dressed up like Halloween.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Characters walking up the cameras and stuff.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
That's scary. Yeah, So when that's terrifying stuff.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
So this morning would have been a great a great
time to go down to the Fountain Square to shoot people.
Then if there was no camera footage and stuff, oh damn, it.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Oh, well bad. Well, I'm just glad that dude turned
himself in. He'll be on court this morning.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Well, I mean that's when at the time to do it.
If you're somebody who is looking to go and make
some violence downtown and stuff, you know.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Don't listen to Chris Well what they say. Everything is
not resolved yet, but the path to recovery is near.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
So if you want that snapchat to go through, it
will eventually happen. I would imagine the heart HAPs down.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
It'll be our fault in some manner later on.

Speaker 5 (10:31):
This is sports would say, want to you buy me
in stations and crafted hot, grilled subs, fresh cut fries.
It's good in station order online today.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Our sports daddy and camp.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
I like that shirt.

Speaker 6 (10:54):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
It looks you didn't buy that.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Your wife bought that hot already took it from the
down the hall.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
Oh is there one?

Speaker 3 (11:02):
They've got good l W gear down there.

Speaker 6 (11:04):
Third left, the third door to the left.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
OK.

Speaker 6 (11:08):
Yeah, I don't have anything, says but w e b
N we don't either, zero I do.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
I got lot.

Speaker 6 (11:15):
Our merch department is like that, non existent.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
I got a lot of w or w e b
N gear. I pay for it myself, but I got some.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Did you have to make it yourself too?

Speaker 4 (11:25):
Usually I do?

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (11:26):
Bengals back at work, getting ready for those Oens seven
New York Jets. Don't say it. Don't say that yet, don't.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
They don't even?

Speaker 4 (11:33):
There we go?

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Now we go, Owens, there we go. This week the
Bengals were.

Speaker 6 (11:38):
The Bengals were a six point favorite for Sunday. Not anymore.
Monday Night Football has a double header tonight. First Tampa
Bay and Detroit at six, then it's Houston and Seattle
at ten pm. That college foot the Tampa Bay and Detroit.
That could be like an NFC champion. That one's good,
The second one yeah, the other one yeah, Houston.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Two games on a Monday.

Speaker 6 (12:00):
College football. The Cincinnata Bearcats, winners of six in a row,
six and one overall and four and oh and the
co leaders of the Big Twelve, move up three spots
this week to number twenty one in both the AP.
Remember when College and Coaches poll. Remember when that coach.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Came and everybody was like, oh, you can have him,
good good luck Adam Field.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Everyone was sobried about it.

Speaker 6 (12:22):
Now, what are you thinking the Bearcats and Baylor. The
Bears come to town Sunday at four or Saturday at
four excuse me, and Cincinnati Bowl eligible for the first
time since twenty twenty two. Elsewhere in the AP top
twenty five this week, Ohio state of course number one,
followed by number two Indiana. The Hoosiers are rolling. Notre
Dame is twelfth. Lovell's nineteenth. Let's see. Florida fired head

(12:45):
coach Billy Napier over the weekend as the Gators dropped
at three and four and two and two in the SEC.
His buy out twenty one million dollars. Half of it
has to be paid within thirty days or even if
he gets another job. But then we will get twenty
million dollars from Florida.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Oh, Mike, that's like our contract.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
Yeah exactly. Yeah, we get another job, they go, oh,
we're still going to pay you.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yeah, they won't see you nothing.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (13:10):
MLS Soccer FC Cincinnati, our beloved Orange and yes this
is real time. Is Columbus crew in the postseason with
for first best of three MLS First Round Playoff series
kicks off on Monday night, October twenty seventh at TQL Stadium.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
I like that. It starts here. That's good.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Good vibe.

Speaker 6 (13:30):
Their second and they were second in the conference.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
Yeah, a couple of points.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
Basketball ladder or baseball.

Speaker 6 (13:36):
Vladimir Guerrero Junior belt his sixth home run of the postseason,
helping Toronto pass Seattle six to two. That victory forces
the Game seven winner go home tonight in Toronto. Uh,
George Kirby up against Shane Bieber and the winner. Of course,
we'll head to the World Series against those Los Angeles Dodgers.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
Here, guy Ahano Suarez over the weekend with a big
grand Salami.

Speaker 6 (13:59):
If it don't make a difference, if they win Game
six and now in Game seven, that's a memory.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
He could do it again tonight.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
I don't think so.

Speaker 6 (14:07):
The Blue Jays are gonna win. It's going to be
an International World Series.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Yeah, we'll see, you know, the Dodgers. I wanted it
to be the Dodgers this whole time. If the Reds
are going to lose to them, I want to see
him just win the whole thing.

Speaker 6 (14:18):
Cars we don't talk about them as much anymore, but
Chase Briscoe won the NASCAR race of Talladega super Speedway
and and to move to the championship for and Max
Verstappen when the Formula One United States Growing pre and
Beautiful Austin, Texas seven second win over Orlando Norris.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
Are you still are you shocked at that that race
Sway is still just sitting there there? That is that
is shocked.

Speaker 6 (14:43):
I want to I want to go there, but I
might start crying.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
Yeah, why does it just sit there? Well, they have to.

Speaker 6 (14:49):
They have the SMI Speedway Motorsports Incorporated still loans it,
and there were rumors a few years ago they were
going to after they got done racing that Amazon I
almost going to put their own airport in instead of
you know, move it using CVG what.

Speaker 4 (15:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (15:08):
It just sits there now, so I know it was
I only I went there, and then twice we arrest
people for like going in there and you know, making
videos and they go around and you know, they tear
things up, which is that's sacred territory. Man.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Well, and I've been to Racers Club one time that
used to be there. That's closed down now too. Yeah,
but man, I've only been there twice when it was
an active place. And then I you know, we went
there for the fireworks when we had it there during COVID. Yep,
we had to be discreet.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
Yeah, it was a secret that.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
There's the secret location trama.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
But it's just a it's a shame that that thing
is not there anymore. I mean then it was packed
the times.

Speaker 6 (15:47):
I'm not kidding every time.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
It doesn't make it.

Speaker 6 (15:49):
I mean every and and the big thing was about
I think it was the traffic and everything else, but
every track has traffic. Yeah, and also you get one
hundred and eighty two, you get one hundred thousand people
in to a place, there's going to be traffic. You
get you get forty thousand downtown or sixty four thousand
for the Bengals.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
Yeah, it's it's traffic.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
And also all those all those houses that were around there,
they made a ton just with the people parking on
their lawns and love that.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Yeah, in that hotels and it's yours.

Speaker 6 (16:16):
Kentucky Speedway was number one in camping and all of
NASCAR with the time they were there. Yeah, all of
all of Nascar. I mean you talk about like traditions
and everything else. They've been there for years. Kentucky Speedway
number one for camping, Like have you ever kemped out
for that. Yes, did once and not again.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Not a camping, that's right.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
I'm not staying around because that was all right.

Speaker 6 (16:41):
There was some money hot. But yes, when I went
to the speedway, yes, and I and I was hungry.
I went to Penn Station East Coast.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
Subs.

Speaker 6 (16:50):
Good for you, because it's all about good taste, no
matter it's baseball, football, basketball, racing, yeah, pickle ball or anything.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
And what did you fill up your tank with as
far as fan.

Speaker 6 (16:59):
Crafted subs got? The pizza, Yeah, fabulous fries.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
And then of course yeah, thank you very much. T Man,
T Man right there.

Speaker 6 (17:08):
Yeah, border online today at Penn Station East Coast, I remember,
ain't no joke. Yeah, Happy Monday, everybody on the rock
and Roll one O two seven W E B.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
And earlier we were talking about Mary from my Facebook
from high school who puts up there all her personal stuff.
Now she's close to fifty and she still fights with
people and puts it up on Facebook.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
And then we all know him Mary. Everybody's thinking of
that Mary person in the head right now.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
She uh, if you missed it, she uh put up
there like a like a For instance, she called somebody
a dusty bitch.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
She has no filters, she's not afraid to hold back.
Those are the people that we appreciate on Facebook.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
She's a let's me and grandmother wonderful. Yeah, she wrote
me needs me a new babe. Last one wasn't even
minds not even mean.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Do you ever go to the comments to try to
dissect it and figure it out? The comments are always
entertaining and they're usually pretty funny.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
And then Dave from a Davy engineer said he calls
it like vague books sometimes when people will put up
stuff like, oh my god, you don't even know the
day I had, and of course people got to draw
right in. You know, these are the people that are
in your off to reach out.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
They have the big you know, the big mug filled
with soda and then they walk around with their drama.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
I know you're thinking of someone specific.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
We all know that person where they'll post their hospital
bracelet and they'll say.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Something like just looking for prayers. Dude, all zoom in.
I'm looking for clues.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
I look to the comments. I'm like, is anybody gonna
kind of give me a hint? I get so nosy,
but hey, if you're gonna put a bracelet out there.
You gotta give us something or could use some prayers
right now going through a hard time.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
I'm just gonna say, looking for prayers.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
They can't say what's going on.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
There's ninety six comments and it's just people going back
and forth going.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
Does anybody know what's going on?

Speaker 1 (19:28):
And that person is sitting there reading the comments, but
they're just sitting back watching to see if it's been decoded.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
You know.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
It's kind of yeah, this is why I read the comments.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
And it's like we all of a sudden just forget
that we're having a conversation under their post and they
can very much see what's going on.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
Yeah, it's kind of like a cipher.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
We all have those people on our Facebook pages.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Yep, yours is married.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
This is the zodiac speaking.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
You don't know the day that I had thoughts and prayers.
We want to know the day now.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
Now you've got to tell us what happened.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Here is me holding a person's hand that is old.
I am losing my best friend. Oh no, and then
you gotta then you gotta go, oh my god, what
is happening? And then that person just sits back and
watches the comments.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
You figure it out.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
I'm so sick that somebody will post that a loved
one has died and they'll put their information out there, like,
you know, the funeral details, and.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Then you gotta find out what they died.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
From, how did they die?

Speaker 4 (20:35):
All right?

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Why am I like this? Why do I need? And
then you go, I don't need that info.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
But it's like, if you're gonna put it out there,
you gotta share something.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
And then you go to the oh bit and it
says died. Suddenly you're like, well, what of what? Yeah,
we're where's the new story?

Speaker 3 (20:49):
What's the suddenly?

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Yeah, give me more?

Speaker 4 (20:54):
We're still link to Local twelve.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
Stela Gray, you got anything, give me the deets, Shela.
I mean we're all like that, I know, are I know,
don't judge. You know you're doing the same thing.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
You look to the comments, you go to the obituary,
you reach out to people's friends about it.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
If if this wasn't true, Sarah, then these these crime
podcasts and all this stuff would not.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
Be so popular.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
Exactly. That's why they are so good.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
That's right, and and and the best is they've Dave
the engineer said is when people are so close to people,
yet after four years of somebody being dead, they still
say happy birthday to them on Facebook.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
Like, hey man, happy birthday. Haven't spoken a while?

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Hit me up.

Speaker 7 (21:41):
It's like, dude, they've been dead for years. Look at
their their Facebook Happy Heavenly dude.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
I was wondering why you never dug send me back.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
They don't have Facebook. Behind the Golden Gates, dude, you
don't know. They might have it up there.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
They want to see what Mary's doing.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
Button.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Come on, Sarah, I got you.

Speaker 7 (22:12):
I know.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Hi Up.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
There's a dude in Florida making the headlines. I am
going to show you his mug shot.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Okay, but you have to jo, I'm going to raid it.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
When it's the ladies, we leave that up to you.
But now it's my turn. This is him.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Okay, Hamilton too, Hamilton too, Hey yea like a Hamilton
one point five.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
That's a Hamilton regular.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
That's a dude that you see at the Hamilton gas
station and you turn the other way. Yeah, so he's
making the headlines. His name is Jeffrey moynihan.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
Yeah, that's a Jeffrey.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
That's disrespectful to Jefferies all across the gunty uh. He
and a seventy four year old woman from Texas became
friends on Facebook.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
Wait how old is he?

Speaker 3 (23:07):
It doesn't say how one he is, but he looks
like he could be in his seventies.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
What do you think.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
I don't know, late sixties, early seventies. I mean he's bald,
with some fuzzy ears.

Speaker 4 (23:18):
I have that.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
You've got, Harriet Door, I know, but I'm saying I
have fuzzy ears. I have to put jell on my ears.
Oh yeah, they spike, they spike up the Yeah, I
got tumbleweeds and tel.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
The engineers, and you got tumbleweeds.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Oh my god, so this ladys, Oh my gosh, why
aren't you shaving that stuff out of your ears?

Speaker 1 (23:39):
No?

Speaker 4 (23:40):
I don't stop with the ting, God, damn it. Shut up.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
They became friends on Facebook.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
I guess she wasn't looking at his photo because they
were exchanging messages for months.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
Made her believe, oh no, that he was Elon Musk.
Oh yeah, looks nothing like Elon.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
He looks like an Elon definitely does not reports say he.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
Just stop so I can just get through this. You
and your fuzzy ears piped down. Reports say that he
ended up scamming this poor seventy.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Year old lady.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
I feel sorry for her.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
I do feel bad for her. Yeah, it was dumb,
but taking advantage of old people. Come on, man, No,
six hundred thousand bucks he got out of her. Oh
my sugar mama by a nice holser.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
For her ears.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
He told her that he'd managed to get her fifty
six million bucks in return.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
So, I don't know what kind of conversations they were having.
I guess he said he would invest help her out
on I don't know. So. And now Jeffrey's looking at
one year behind bars and thirty years of probation following
that shamming this old ladies. How much you get six
hundred thousand bucks?

Speaker 4 (25:02):
Yeah, and you're only doing a year behind bars, dude, debt.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
If you can live, Yeah, I can be from old people.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
I could live with myself for that, dude. Because you
put that six hundred thousand dollars in a bank account.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
Now you sound like the scammer.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Yeah, you put it away and you don't touch it
for a year because you're in jail. It's gonna grow.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Well, you know she got the money back.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
You don't know that.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Now you're sitting behind bars with no money.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
And no you're still lying bars getting free food and
all that stuff. You're not touching it. No, did shut
that off. I'm in a middle, not ready for the
banks yet. No, you're you're, you're, you're gonna you put
that away, you invest that, you say, you say you
spend it already, and uh uh yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
What if he did spend that money already, then he's stupid.
I mean, he is stupid.

Speaker 4 (25:49):
I don't know if he's stupid.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
He pulled this off to say that he.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Was elon Musk too. Of all the people, random I know,
but he did it. A representative said, a lot of
times people that are old, they not have a large
social group. And if you're home alone for a day
or two or whatever and someone calls you or sends
an email, it's very friendly. Can really trick the older crowds.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
So there you go.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
If he's nice, he's in a hole.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
Don't fall for the nice people. Okay, you got to
be friends with the mean ones.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Sarah, this is somebody. I interviewed this guy years ago.
He doesn't do it anymore because the website went away
and stuff. But there was a guy who used to
sell these fake ATM receipts that would put fake like
totals on there and stuff. Yeah, and guys would carry
him around and be at bars and like a chick
like you with me, yeah yeah, And it would be

(26:40):
like you'd have like six hundred thousand dollars on the
receipt and'd be like, hey man, you're kind of hot.
Let me write down my phone number and ride on
the back of the receipt and give it to you,
and you sew door with your friends and be like,
oh my god, look I want you. Now.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
That's a mistake you make when you're in your late
teen slash early twenty.

Speaker 4 (26:58):
Well that's you.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
I'm like, yeah, that's me. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
He sold the little little pads full of the fake ATM.
Yeah yeah, but sell them to sell them the guys
so that they could use them. Yeah, that would work,
work smarter, not harder, I guess.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
I mean, if there was clubs around here, I would
go back go into that business because that I bet
that would work easily in this town.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
I would love to see you out of the club
at one am.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
No trying to sell one. I'll sleep and make money,
because there's there's dudes in this town that would do that.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
Right.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
If it works, if you prove it works, there's guys
in this town that would do it. Money scammy dudes. Everywhere.
Money works, money talk, money works with women. I mean this,
This old lady here is like at home, what were
their cats? And follow for a guy on Facebook.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
At seventy four years old. Yeah, anything to make some
extra money. And I'm sure she just lonely do.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
But if a guy is out at you done at
the Fountain Square and he's beating the chick and he goes, hey,
let me write down my number here on this eight
him received, it's all.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Like and he puts, oops, I accidentally have my total
on there.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
Yeah, yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
And then she looks and goes, oh my god, he's
got seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars in the bank. Yeah, oh,
that don't look.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
It's Tom Petty's birthday today. He's a goner.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
But I would luck think christ I was able to
see him at Heritage Bank Center before he passed away.
Love Tom Petty, Yeah that was said. That was one
of the ones that was like a man, you know,
and it's over like your remember classics.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
Yeah, and you'll never see him again. Bob Seger, same thing.
He came through.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
He's not dead, but he came through the Heritage Bank
Center and I was like, I gotta go see Bob
Seger because he's an older dude. Yeah. And one day
you're going to open up your phone and or turn
on your phone, and you're going to see more and
more of your artists, your favorite you know, your your
soundtrack to your life growing up not there anymore.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
That's what my parents just took advantage of seeing very
man a Low at Heritage Bank Center.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
He's up there.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
They're like, he's a hundred, but he's still rocking out. Yeah,
and that's what's keeping those guys alive, honestly.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
The album from nineteen seventy seven, on this day it
was certified gold, the album Jail Break by Thin Lizzie.
That song and don't Forget the Polls are back in town.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
The bottles, yeah, the bull.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Sti't like that one.

Speaker 8 (29:27):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
And also on this day in nineteen eighty seven, this
throws me back to well, yeah, middle school. This album
went double platinum on this day. It's Europe. The Final
Countdown is the fine. Everybody knows that song because of
sports and all that. Still that one, so good for them,

(29:49):
that's good. And then Sarah Elie.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
On Friday nights, I was lucky enough to go to
my brand new favorite lablishment.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
I will oh wow, yes, this is your new favor huh.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
Yeah there in Kroger.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
I went to UH and Groger.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
I Uh.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Friday night, we were supposed to have that comedy show
that was canceled UH and Weirdo show. Yes, And Blake
from Sales flew in from Philadelphia and he was over
next door at the hotel and I was like, what
are we going to do now? So I'm like the
night before on Thursday night, I was like, oh, you know,

(30:37):
I've never been to the brass ass and I and
that was a place that, you know, it was like
a staple in town as a placer.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
It's like, oh, you got to go there, like I've
never been. So I'm like, well, why don't I just
go there with Blake?

Speaker 3 (30:47):
And I didn't believe that you were actually going.

Speaker 4 (30:50):
I know you always say that.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
Because there are a lot of things that you say
that you're going to go to that you don't go to.

Speaker 8 (30:56):
Yeah, like the ice Cube Show, And I went, uh,
when you tell us, Yeah, I'll be at Cyclones Media Day,
I'll be at Red Media Day, I'll be at this.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Concert that place. But either way, you ended up going
to the brass Ass while I was looking at Pumpkins
at the Zoo.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Yeah, and I'm posting on my Instagram page right now
pictures of the night.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Yeah, I saw selfie with the girls butt behind me
again while I'm walking around the zoo with my husband
looking at Pumpkins.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
Has he ever been your your husband's you ever been?
JD been to the brass Ass He was there for.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
A bachelor party about ten years ago. Yeah, I had
a good Vie said it's something you'll never forget.

Speaker 6 (31:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
I had a good time there. Everybody there was nice
and normally I leave when this happens. Because we spoke
about it on the radio and.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
We found out after Blake and I were there for
a while that they all knew that we were coming.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Oh no, which you know that's they had a heads
up and least yeah good And were you the only
two in.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
There because it's not there early.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
We got there like seven because I got to go
to bed.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Uh. But we sat at the bar, and Karma was
working at the bar. And that's who I I mean,
that's who I want to marry. Okay, see Karma.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
Your eyes on someone.

Speaker 4 (32:23):
I have my eyes on Karma.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Did you actually have alcohol or did you stick to
the water?

Speaker 4 (32:27):
No, I bottles of watery. Yeah, I won't drink. Blake
was trying to get me to drink out, drink my vodka,
and I won't do it. He was like, oh bye, Cobra.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
No, You're like, I don't even care about that bar
so long. Oh he's sober too. Oh yeah, So you
guys just sat there with your water.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Yes, well he had so yeah, he had soda and
uh yeah. And you know, and the girls were there
was a few girls that were working. They opened at
two o'clock in the afternoon.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Yeah, you got to cater to everybody in all the
different hours, like yourself seven o'clock early bird.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
And I bought myself a T shirt, a brass ass
T shirt. It's in the laundry.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Why were you not wearing that today?

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Well, because it's I folded it late last night and stuff.
I was gonna wear it, but I opted not to.
But I already had my already had my clothes already
in my in my bathroom.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
You can just switch out one T shirt for the other.

Speaker 4 (33:17):
No, I'm prepared like that. I had my my my
outfit already.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Uh. But yeah, I had a good time there, and
I learned a lot about the place. I learned that,
you know, it's been open for a long long time.

Speaker 4 (33:30):
That uh the guy that used to uh that they
used to you know, Larry Flint used to own it.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
Okay, yep, so he got a history lesson while you
sat there.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
And there's another place across the street that's like another
version of it that's a club as well.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
They're in bikinis, they are not naked.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
And right next to it is Huddles Is across the street. Yes,
where our buddy Gary Jeff Walker works at. Uh huh.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
This is all kind of in my hood. I Comington,
so it's not far okay, Yeah, yeah, I don't go
in that.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
I don't go over there.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
I know you don't.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
This is big and there's a church.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
Left your hood to go to, the Bross House. I'm
really proud of it.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Right around the corner there's a church that's like a
rock club over there too. That days, like they had
punk bands playing that night as well. I'm like yeah,
I'm like, oh, I like to go check that place out.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
You got to make the most out of your space,
I guess.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
Yeah. Yeah, I was like, this is the you know,
the area is pretty nice.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Yeah, Northern Kentucky's awesome.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
I was over there.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
You were a brass for a couple of hours. What
happened while you were there? Besides the history lesson and
the water drinking, I want to hear about the good stuff.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
We watch a lot of girls spin on the pole
and all that stuff, and they.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Pole dancing is not easy. That's a workout. Yeah, my
friend does that as a workout. She looks really good.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Yeah. You'll see some of the girls that were on there.
I post posted some pictures because they're in bikinis.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
They so they're not full on nude while they're doing that.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
You can't do that, okay, And you could get private
dances and did you get one?

Speaker 4 (34:56):
No I don't. I'm not doing that.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
But you just watched the gals on the polls.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
Yeah, and I drank my water.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
What a wholesome little evening at the brass Ass.

Speaker 4 (35:06):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
Uh, I need to get Blake from sales on the
phone to talk about it. He could tell some stories I.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Just called and went the voice about And it's funny
because while we were there, I was sending you to
pictures and stuff, a little story about Blake. Blake's a
big tough guy when he talks on the microphone and.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
Stuff, but but in real life not so much.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
We're there, he goes, don't don't post those. Don't post those.

Speaker 4 (35:29):
Yeah, I gotta get.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Clearance because he's in a relationship, right. I guess I
don't complicated.

Speaker 4 (35:35):
I don't know what this thing is.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
He goes yesterday, He goes, Okay, you got clearance.

Speaker 4 (35:40):
He can put those up.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Like the whole time I was sending you pictures, he
was like, what do you do with those pictures? Like
I'm sending him to stair. He goes, Okay, be my friend,
Be my friend.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
I don't care what you're doing.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
I was married. Yeah, I go, are you gonna get
a lap ask? No? No, no no. If I do
be my friend, it's game over.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
What I mean, what a puss.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
But he'll come on here and be like I'm gonna
do this, I'm gonna do that. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
And then I liked getting to know Blake from sales
in person due and we'd only talk to him over
the phone, so that was the first time we had
actually met in person.

Speaker 4 (36:17):
We were walking over to have breakfast.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
He's smoking his cigarette and he's talking on Macho and
he goes, you know, if Sarah wasn't married, she would
be all.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
Over absolutely not, absolutely not. That is another mistake you
make when you're in your teens.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
And yeah, and and she is whoever that he's worried about, Well,
she She was going through the podcast and in screenshotting
the conversations he was having and going.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
Through it with him.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
Hearing the tape, Yeah, sounds like a really healthy relationship.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
He was getting at me, going, uh, why do you
do a transcript of your podcast? What are you talking about?
He goes, she's sending me transcripts. I go, well, I
guess the podcast does it on its own, like the
AI thing on iHeart Radio. And he goes, well, you
got to get it to stop.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
Oh, well, why is it coming on here? Asking me
if I would be with him if I wasn't married,
and rating me, I'm like, dude, I just rolled out
of bed first of all. Second, you don't rate a woman,
especially in front of her face. Come on, I mean
the rating was nice, though it was like a nine

(37:37):
on a bad day. Okay, thanks Blake from Sale Blake.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
It's amazing.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
But listen, he's a good dude to have as a friend.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Though.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
I can see why you guys are friends. I mean,
I want to be a good time.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
At the brass Ass. I want a big sticker that
says kid, Chris approves right on the butt cheeks, right
on the window of the brass Ass. That is my
one stop shop.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
No I thought they would that.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
I want a big stamp of approval there. They are
the sweetest people there and God bless them. Oh good, Yeah,
they're good peeps there.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
So glad you guys had a good night yes Friday.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
And I love karma, good karma.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
Karma from the bar.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Okay, it's e b N
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