12/12/2025 - Damon Wayans Jr

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Chris Show.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
If you want to get on the ear, we will
put you on the ear, on the whole button and
I say Hi.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
That means you're on the ear. That's the way it's done.
And put your radio.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Down if you have a radio, if you need training
for that, then please don't call the show.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
The kid Chris, do you eat men? And uh yeah,
get on with us at five wood three seven seven
on a thunder phonees Friday.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
On a not so snowy Friday. It's not as bad
as we thought it was gonna be. That's all right,
tell I'll take it. I'm glad it's this way instead
of the other way.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
You know what, man and uh, they normally don't like
when we announce this stuff, but I'm going I'm going
away for a little while.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
I'm happy for you, and that's why I brought your
Christmas gift in today.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Well, I don't want to do it right now here.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
I'm handing it to you, I.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Know, but I want to do it right now. And
you said it was going to make me cry right
so real quick. Yeah, I don't want to lose it
right now, so I'll do it later.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Oh my gosh, that would be a great time, careful
with it. It's sensitive.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Well, I brought your Christmas gift in today because the
day today was the.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Day we said we're going to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Okay, yesterday was I went home right after work and
I was doing work stuff and then, thank Christ all
Mighty on Earth, my therapist. I can't see until next Thursday.
This is where I'm such a woos.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Oh you're not a woosh. She goes, there's nothing woozy
about that.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
She goes, Hey, if you could be here in like
ten minutes, I just had somebody cancel. I was like, yes, oh,
good for you. That's so awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
You got some fresh therapy and you I have a
fresh pulled out back. So that's really fun. Right here
in the bottom of my shoulder blades. Yeah, go, I'm
operating on like twenty percent right now. Like I'm glad
I didn't slip on some ice to make it worse
this morning. So just you know, fun old age stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Yeah, so funny how things change as you get older,
like little things that make you That's the thing I
found out yesterday. We dug deep into stuff, how like,
because she goes, when when when did you start getting
like into like the whole like when we're on the
holidays and stuff, when was was it ever fun for you?

(02:20):
I'm like, you know.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
No, no, that's really sad, Christopher. Yeah, I'm sorry that you're.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Going through that.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah, I don't understand it. What it you know, and
you know, and it was always the same thing, like
I've always was told, it's like we'll just go hang
out with everybody during the Christmas and you know, have fun.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
Oh yeah, oh oh yeah, yeah, I can't force it.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Oh that's it. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
This is a really dark weekend for my family.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
This is the one year since we lost my little
eighteen year old cousin. He took his own life last
year on December fourteenth. So always remembering my little cousin Jonah,
who will forever be eighteen.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, and they don't and people don't go why did
you just go do something fun? That's what they It's
what just goes. Oh I don't get.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
It, that's what they would always say, like, oh my gosh.
Well he seemed like he was always having fun and
he was such a good looking, smart kid, very active
in school.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Just don't get it.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Great grades, awesome athlete, had the whole world ahead of them.
But if you're not okay in the head, then none
of that matters.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah, Like I had to tell her yesterday because you know,
they always have to say, are you you know, do
you feel like hurting yourself? And I go all the time,
I hate that truth. Yeah, But then you go, well,
but you can't because you know I got a family
and stuff, and you think about my girls. But then
there's an other voice that you go, well, I can't
do that because you know my girls and stuff and

(03:48):
I want them be sad. And then you have the
other voice gone. But would they care.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
And my little cousin Jonah, he wrote letters to all
of us in the family and he's like, I know
that you're gonna miss me, but I'm too far gone
and I'm in such a dark space that I can't
be here anymore. But I love you, and again, I
know you will miss me, and I know that you
love me. Yeah, so he knows. He knew how important

(04:13):
and loved and special he was. It's just but like
you said, it just doesn't matter. You get to that space,
and he was I think only not only, but about
a year. It was really bad for about a year.
I don't think it was like his whole life, he
was feeling that dark.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
So it was very good. Quick it gets worse for
for someone like that because when when my kids were born,
it got a lot worse because then responsibility comes.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Yeah, he was in therapy on medication, his parents, my uncle,
they did all the right thing, all the quote unquote
right things.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah, because like my thing yesterday was talking with her
was during the holidays. Yeah, I gotta be careful because
my girls are home. I don't know if they're listening
or not. But there's a time where I remember being
bummed out hardcore and this is during the holidays, and
I was home during Thanksgiving and just not remembering at

(05:09):
all what I did. And there was another time where
I watched it entire football. It was a It was
during the uh, the Super Bowl, and I just had
a girlfriend just end up cheating on me and just
we broke up. And here it is, I'm just throughout
the whole Super Bowl watching the game, and the next day,

(05:30):
I don't remember the game, the score because.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
You were still disconnected. Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
And then I'm thinking sitting there thinking and I'm like,
how did that little dude?

Speaker 6 (05:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (05:43):
And here you are, like forty years later.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Yeah, how did.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
That about that moment?

Speaker 6 (05:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:48):
And right now I'm thinking, and you know, now I
got kids and all this stuff. I'm like, ugh.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Anyways, well, I'm glad that you're taking the right steps. Well,
we'll see the therapy, the medication. Everything you're doing is
much much as you can collar.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
You're on the air. Hello, yeah, blue tooth, Yeah, Bluetooth, Bluetooth.

Speaker 6 (06:13):
Go ahead, man, Hey Chris, you you're still looking for
a band play with?

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Well not right now, it's early.

Speaker 6 (06:25):
Tonight. Oh, come practice with us.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah, I'm not really into any of that stuff right now,
but maybe.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
Where's your band practicing at?

Speaker 6 (06:35):
At my house?

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Do you do? You have horns?

Speaker 6 (06:39):
Have horns? I can get some horns for you.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
I want a horn section. Uh. I found a suit online.
It's all uh like checkered. I want to wear a
checkered suit and uh and being a ska band, just
like the early two thousand.

Speaker 6 (06:59):
We'll play sack, We'll get some trumpet, we'll get all that.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Dude, Scott needs to come back. Scott's is basically punk music.
People don't know that.

Speaker 6 (07:09):
You ever heard of the band cake.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Cake not a fan of cake. But yes, yeah, no, no,
I know, but they weren't that. I mean they were
they were just weird, like a weird band. They weren't punk.

Speaker 6 (07:24):
Well that's fair.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah, so I don't like your band, No, not anymore.

Speaker 6 (07:30):
You should come out.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Chris barely leaves the house. Yeah that's a big ass.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah, I'll zoom in. I'll get get I'll get you
a zoom link. All right, wait till the spring.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
Maybe only one hundred days to go until spring.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
I looked it up.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Collar you're in the air. It's an other Friday about it? Yeah,
all yeah, Hey, what's up, Paul.

Speaker 7 (07:59):
Yeah, I'm got one the EC tickets. But started crying
and for my brother.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
That I can't oh yeah yeah yeah the first one,
that one of those tickets. When yeah, when we announce
the a CDC. Yeah yeah, dude, yeah I would, that would.

Speaker 7 (08:14):
I was just in a dark place, as Sarah was saying.
Then and you know, you guys called me on the radio.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah dude, you want it was amazing, Yeah yeah.

Speaker 7 (08:23):
But I just wanted to call back. My brother is happier,
a happy as it could be. Can't wait.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Yeah, that's gonna be a good show outdoors at that stadium.

Speaker 7 (08:33):
Thank you so much, Yeah, so so much. You don't
know how much it actually did change your lives.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Good.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
I love that for you.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
I'm glad that there can be a bright space yes
in a dark situation.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
And I'm hoping that that band uh for you, dude.
I'm hoping that band stays together and everything works out.
So you guys get to go and check that band out.

Speaker 7 (08:54):
We thank you very much, and I'll see you there hopefully.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, hopefully, yeah, because I want to see you pretty reckless.
Who's opening up for a CDC at that show?

Speaker 5 (09:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Impressionate late oh man? Good here, good year for me?
Thank you, we got a good one, Sarah. I want
to hear this well.

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Speaker 8 (09:34):
Come in.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
What's the story?

Speaker 4 (09:37):
Go hold on? My page is just frozen?

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Okay, give me a second, here we go. I love
technology and Sims Township about ten minutes away from our
iHeart studio.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
I had to google it.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yeah, it's right, buy me.

Speaker 7 (09:52):
Uh huh.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
This massage parlor called Sunflower Spa. I had never heard
of that one. So it's sa which between this like
heating and cooling business and a martial arts studio. So
Sunflower Spa making the headlines. After a month's long investigation.
Police are saying that a forty five year old woman

(10:14):
named Yin luc She's from New York and uh, she's
been charged with promoting prostitution out of Sunflower. So the
Sheriff's office didn't go into too many details about the investigation,
but they didn't say that she is cooperating so oh yeah.
But along with prostitution other charges including things like money laundering,

(10:38):
telecommunications fraud, and engaging in a pattern of corrupt activity.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
That's mafia.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
Oh yeah for our gal.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Yin lu She yeah, Yin Lucie. So this is this
is a connected business.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
She's just a little entrepreneur, you know. I saw these
everyone got their thing.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
I saw it yesterday.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
As soon as I saw it yesterday, I sent it
to myself like, oh, we are for sure talking about
this one.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Someone sent it to me yesterday because it was in Loveland.
I didn't even know it was there. I know where
that place is.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
I don't even know if I've ever seen it. That's
why I had to google it. I'm like, where the
heck is someunflower spot.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
It's in a little like like an old strip mall
kind of thing, but it's like brown. Yeah, if you
drive by you it's.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
You can barely see like the door, the company name
on it.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yeah, And I'm like, I know where it is. When
you look at the address, you go, oh, okay, but
you don't even know it's there.

Speaker 5 (11:35):
Uh, it's pretty camouflaged.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Yes, Yeah, I don't think it's going to be operating
anytime soon.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
But yeah. And then when you see that it's some
lady from New York, and then you see money laundering
all you're like, well, this this is a mob thing.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
Yeah, we've heard stories about that, about the ladies.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
That come over from New York. I guess did we
hear one about that like a couple months ago.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Well, that one guy called who is a friend of
an officer and they go in and a pot. He
says they pop these places when they hear of Well, well,
for when I when I live in in in Philly,
they had those free papers and they had all the
ads for these places.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
And I was like, how do they just advertise under
your nose like that? To this cop, this is off
the air, and he said, look, man, it's a victim
of crime. Nobody's getting hurt. He goes, but when we
hear of the human trafficking, we go in there and
we bust them.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
That's something.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Yeah. Yeah, And he goes, that's when we raid these places.
He goes, other than that whatever, and then uh, And
I'm like, oh, okay, I understand that. And then and
then so I didn't understand the whole like arresting the victims,
you know. But he said, what happens is these girls
that are working there, they're traffic because they come here.

(12:45):
And then the people that run these places they hold
on to their their passports and they don't give it
back to them.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
Yeah, it's wild, so they don't.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
They're not all they can't go anywhere. She knew all.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
These crazy things were going on around us too. Yes,
So I mean this isn't far away, like we said,
ten minutes away from our studio right now.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Yeah, so they got the work until they get hit
a certain point or whatever. They probably have like a
budget or something.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
I don't know, so, but here's Yeah, it's really sad.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
It is sad. But how are you supposed to know
that if you're a guy going to these places?

Speaker 4 (13:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
It doesn't look like woodhouse spa though, that's for sure.
That's where I was the other day. Yeah, now I
need to go back there because I pulled my back out.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Well, I think you know the difference between a door
and a place and a u a house.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
You can tell from the entrance alone, the sketchiness versus
like the actual like legit.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Spot they collar you on the air. Maybe this is
the lady and Lucihoe.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
And Lucy and Lucy.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
What's up? Hey?

Speaker 6 (13:51):
I forgot to mention the name of my band o?

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Is it Lynn?

Speaker 4 (13:55):
Lucy's Ian Lucy in New York?

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Non fly from my mom's old carpet. Baby, come check
us out.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
Okay, I don't know what he said.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Everybody's come from those bluetooth things. I can't understand it.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Yeah, you got to take it off the bluetooth or
the speaker phone.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
It's really uh so there you go, another another place
of paradise shot down.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
So if you've ever been to Sunflower Spa and you
want to talk about your experience, call up.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
These Asian ladies with the New York accents. I want
to hear all about it.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
I love these kind of stories. We give a good
jail story too. I want to hear that.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
We gotta check in with the segment. He stayed home
because of the snow, but he's gonna do it remote
from home. Here come Saggy Claw. Yeah, dear, come Saggy Claw.
Thank you.

Speaker 8 (14:52):
He's got your sport's cause and your holiday. Yeah, give
in his ward's footboard into the holidays and into the
new He's your sports daddy, singing baby, he's your claw.

(15:16):
What up? He's from Middletown.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Hello, what's up? What city bank? He's just a big old,
jolly hot dudes yet, so.

Speaker 8 (15:30):
Don't be a clown when Sagi class comes the town.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
It's Santa Claus at clown. Yeah, Santa Claus clown.

Speaker 9 (15:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
The man himself seg check it in from Middletown. Thanks kid,
pressure warning everyone.

Speaker 10 (15:49):
College basketball the night's acre close out there non conference
schedule taking on Missouri State at.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Santa Center at seven o'clock.

Speaker 10 (15:57):
Also tomorrow, in college basketball, the Cincinnati Bearcats meet Georgia
two pm, and Ku up against Bellarman. Indiana battles Kentucky
nine to o. Miami faces off against Eastern Kentucky. And
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(16:20):
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quarterback Fernando Mendoza is the Associate at Press College Football
Nationwide Player of the Year. They will announce the Heisman

(16:41):
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Speaker 1 (17:04):
The call and the phone rings, we just pick up
live when it rings here in the studio, and uh,
we just pick up. Yeah, that's what I just said.
There's no screening you nothing, man. When the phone rings,
we just just do it and put you on like
this caller here. Hello, you're on the error.

Speaker 4 (17:20):
Good morning, good morning, Oh, good morning.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
That was weird. I heard Sarah. Oh who's this? It's
Tyler Tala. Hi, Tyler, good morning, doing good? Where are you?

Speaker 11 (17:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (17:35):
Where are you right now? Okay, well, what's going on? Nothing,
You're you're right? Oh to go to work?

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Good?

Speaker 4 (17:48):
So do you have the TV, honor? What's the noise?

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Oh and then that's us echoing too.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
So and what else? Tyler? All right? Uh? Hey, what's up?
You're under your collar?

Speaker 7 (18:08):
Hey?

Speaker 6 (18:08):
What's that place she was talking about?

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Well it's closed now.

Speaker 7 (18:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
It's a Sunflower Spa in Sims Township, about ten minutes
away from our studio.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (18:20):
The other place that Sarah goes.

Speaker 4 (18:22):
To, oh, Woodhouse Spa. You gotta go there.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
That's in Montgomery. They don't do that there, dude, Come on,
man's that's a real place.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
Yeah, it doesn't get more legit than that.

Speaker 6 (18:37):
Oh man, that's so good.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
I know all right now if the other place is closed,
you just have to come here to the studio and
see me.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
And it duds like that that we're keeping Sunflowers Spa
up and running.

Speaker 11 (18:52):
Yeah, oh well, I really got to go to what
else spot?

Speaker 1 (18:56):
On this day? We want to thank this guy by
the name of Well. It's an Italian dude, and it
happened in brant Rock, Massachusetts. It's funny. I was born
in Massachusetts and I lived there until about sixth grade.
I never heard of brent Rock, Massachusetts. But an Italian inventor.
I don't know how to say his first name, but

(19:16):
his last name was Marconi. He invented the radio. On
this day in nineteen oh one.

Speaker 4 (19:21):
Ah, thank you.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Yeah, the first received transition or the radio signal, the
Transatlantic radio signal was broadcast.

Speaker 4 (19:34):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Oh did you the first? I have a recording of it.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
Please, uh don't make me laugh.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Stop. It's just a dog patrol.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
Did I win tickets?

Speaker 1 (19:48):
It's just a patrol? Hello hellos.

Speaker 4 (19:56):
But back in what did you say? Eighteen oh one?

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Nineteen oh one, Oh.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Nineteen oh one. Okay, I was like, that makes more sense.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Just thing's broken.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
Well, what do you think he was talking about on air?

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Probably the uh it was probably raining and everybody and
the traffic was backed up. Yeah, it's Joe Burrow.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
Comb on seventy five.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
People thinking Joe Burrow's leaving Cincinnati.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
I say like that he probably was stunned, like what
you know, like it works like this going on, I'd
be more shocked than it worked. Yeah, hello, you're on
the air.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
How would you know if it worked?

Speaker 6 (20:31):
Oh no, there's like a whole website for those special spots.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
Yes, we should stay on this.

Speaker 6 (20:41):
It's it's pretty wild. I haven't years there, but nobody's
that have and uh.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Yeah wow wait wait one, No, don't say the website.
I know.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
I don't want to know the website, but I want
to know what they say about the services.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
No, I know the website because somebody that I used
to work with used to go to it. And I'll
tell you what it is. Sarah off the air, You yeah,
and uh.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
Yeah, you know I love massage stories.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
Yeah, and you know Blake from I Do. I love
him so much that I love that and jail stories.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Well, Blake from sales, he used to send me pictures
of him inside these places and stuff.

Speaker 6 (21:19):
Yeah, it's kind of crazy. The reviews were a while
that they give you like a step by step but
who to asked for?

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (21:24):
Yeah, pretty crazy.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Well, and when I did my video show, uh, I
used to do on like Thursday nights and stuff. Guys
used to videotape them, secretly videotape them and send me
the videos. Oh my god. Yeah it was great. Well
I couldn't show all of it obviously because I was
on Facebook Live and stuff, but I would, I would
play him. It was great.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
I mean, do at least get the massage?

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Yes, and then yeah, then all this stuff would happen.
It depends on where you were, but yeah, yeah, and.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
How many of those do you think? You're in Cincinnati?

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Who knows? But all I know is I didn't know
of this stuff. I thought this stuff happened only in
like in other countries. I didn't know this happened in
this country until it was already too late. I was
already like married and stuff.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
Yeah, and you knew how many local spots we ought?
I mean, we know, have this one right, now. But
we've had callers that call in and say, hey, I
know of like five.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Right now radio right by you four today's use the
math to call five one three seven four nine one
o two seven and uh you'll dial right through. You'll
get on the air and interrupt whatever we're doing and
be a part of the show and just take over.
Actually you won't even to be a part of it.

(22:38):
You'll be the show host. Yes, please, whatever you want to.
What do you mean you don't like what we're doing?

Speaker 3 (22:44):
Less talking for me? Okay, Remember I'm dealing with a
bad back over here. You don't realize how much is
connected to the back until you talk the whole world,
is that, Yeah, until you start doing simple things like speaking.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Uh yeah, so as you can hear, somebody is calling
right now, and that's how it works. I'll just pick
up and let the person go, what's up?

Speaker 8 (23:03):
Man?

Speaker 1 (23:03):
You're on?

Speaker 6 (23:06):
You know the rock steady guy you guys play the song?

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Of course, Yes, of course I know that guy.

Speaker 6 (23:12):
He sounds just like Jeff gold bloom Stairs crush.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Oh yeah, break.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
I think I'm over Jeff though, of course too much
of them.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
He takes Sarah about two blinks that she's over whoever
she's into at that moment.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
He's a little too kooky. But you know when I
watched Jurassic.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
Park, that one gets different not to fly and he's
weird and wicked. I'm like, it's too much. I think
I got too excited.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Gift.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
Yes, your Christmas give.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
I'm not going to.

Speaker 4 (23:59):
Get careful with it.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
It's sensitive, okay, and I'm not going to freak out right. No,
you're not going to freak out, okay, because I don't
want to end up.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
Do you like the bag?

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Yes, of course, the Grich They match.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Your socks that I got for you.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
Are you wearing the Grinch stocks today?

Speaker 5 (24:16):
I know?

Speaker 4 (24:16):
But are you wearing gren cheese?

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (24:20):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (24:21):
Look at those they're the elve socks.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
So a couple of years ago I got Christopher only
wanted work socks.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
So I'm a big pack of Christmas socks.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
I tell every year's exciting, right, my family, I tell them,
don't get me gifts. My job is get everybody else stuck.
Oh okay, I can feel what it is, all right.
Is it just this one thing?

Speaker 4 (24:42):
Yeah, it's just the one thing.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Oh, Sarah, Oh, I do love it. Thank you? Sarah.
You are welcome to a coffee mug and my daughter's
holding their hands. Yes, perfect, thank you.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
Yeah, with a Starbucks gift card inside the mud. Two
things Starbucks and his daughter say. You combine them together
and there you go.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Yep. I was with them last night. We went to
Olive Garden.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
When you're there, you're family.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
They've got the best breadsticks with that Alfredo sauce for
the dippin'.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
That's what they got, and I got, thank you Sarah
for that.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
Oh you're welcome. Merry Christmas.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
I'll have that on my desk at home. And yeah,
the I had the baked it really because I haven't
been eating, so I'm down a lot. So I was like,
I'm going to eat. I'm just gonna.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Eat as you should should be eating.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Because I, let's see, two days last week, I forgot
to eat.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
I've never once in my life forgotten to eat. All
I think about is eating.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
I mean, no, two days this week? What's Sday? Friday?

Speaker 4 (25:51):
Yeah, today's Friday.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
I have two days this week I forgot to Like.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
I'm already thinking about my dinner plans for tonight and
I'm so excited for it. I don't think the spot
that was some where an OTR.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Well, it's two lives being lived here, Sarah on the radio.
It is the kid Chris Shelle. Thank you for that, Sarah.
At least your buddy Taylor Swift is turning thirty six today,
and you know, Sarah, she is on they're fixing the
NFL for Kansas City.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
Wait, hold on a second, because Taylor Swift's birthday is
not until December thirteenth, tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
I'm sorry, are yeah, yeah, but I'm like, wait, today
is the twelve.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
I'm sorry because yeah, I'm thinking about her show that
drops tonight. Yeah, think that drops tonight. I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Yeah, it's like the behind the scenes of the eras
Torn I believe there are two episodes on Disney Plus.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Yeah, and then it's our birthday. Yes, but I don't
know how she squeezed all this in while fixing the
NFL for Kansas City to do so well, right, because
they're doing awesome.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
They suck this year?

Speaker 12 (26:56):
Oh no, no, no, no, remember because she's game. To
Travis Kelcey, he's doing awesome because the refs are working
with the NFL and with her and it's all fixed.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Remember is that?

Speaker 3 (27:08):
What have you noticed how they've not even really shown
her at all this season.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
No, they have because it's they truly is not.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Though they've backed off on it so much. Remember she
was like, I don't stop. She was like, I don't
want to be the drama. I'm sure she was getting
a lot of hate for all of the times that
they were showing her, and she's probably stopped showing me.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Well, now they're blaming her for him doing bad, so
you can't waiting.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
Come on, I know he's just getting old.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Yeah, I know. Do you ever think that maybe, uh uh,
it's time for him to think about bailing.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
I've watched him play. It's definitely a Travis problem. Yeah right,
because she's excelling in everything she's doing and now she's
worth like two billion dollars.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
I think, yeah, maybe he's you know, his brother hung
it up. Why so he's not allowed to He sure
bailed it after they won the Super Bowl.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
Yeah that's but I think he thought, well, who's to
say we can't do it again?

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Right, ain't gonna happen this year? Though this is not
going to be a Chief's Super Bowl. Well, I don't
think it'll be for our Bengals. Either they've got a
three percent shot.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Okay, enough, there's we're banning the word Bengals. Okay from this, Hey.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
You never know, it's still possible they could win out
enough dealers could start to lose.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Let's go watch a Titanic. Maybe they'll turn left.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
You know, it's gonna be like three degrees for that
game on Sunday too.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Hey, by the way, and I watched that that documentary
or not the documentary, the press conference with Joe Burrow.
The guy seems, I mean he's bummed out. Leave him
alone about all the crap about you know, is he
going to leave and all that stuff? A right, you know,
he's he's he's bummed out.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
He did say that there are things going on in
his personal life.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
And so who knows.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
I mean, he's been injured most of his career and
the team's not winning, and he feels he probably feels
guilty for the two interceptions last weekend. So and let's
not start the rumor that he wants to retire or
leave Cincinnati.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
That's ridiculous. He's got his bodies here.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Yeah, and not just that. The guy is a private dude.
And look, I bashed a guy and all this stuff.
But he's a private dude. He's a kid, first of all.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
He just turned twenty nine.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Yeah, so just so he's probably sitting home alone, spinning
in his head, thinking I suck or something like that.
So leave the dude alone.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
Yeah, I mean, Joe Burrow has been very open about
mental health and therapy, and so let's just not make
it worse for him, Okay.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Because look, him and I, you know, we hang out,
we talk about how our huge bank accounts. And it
doesn't help.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
Who was wrong, dude.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
I feel like you were really bonding with his parents
the other day when they came in.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Robin and Jimmy, Yeah it was parents were nice, I mean,
really fine. Yeah. I don't have Look, I don't have
a problem with anybody. I I have a problem with
the the uh.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
The organization fans that I feel like you gets.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
I have a problem with the fans buying in. I'm
more of a fan of the of the the city
Cincinnati themselves than I am of the organization. I just
wish that they would wake up.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
And that's why my dad gave up his season tickets
a few years ago, before the Joe Burrow era.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
It's like it's like if you you're not a parent,
but it's like watching your kid make the same mistake
over and over again and you get so pissed.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
Off and that's why he dropped them. Yeah, I can't
keep doing this.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
This is too much. That's me. And then and then
getting so excited when one little one little Colonel's success,
and then watching the person that has a success take
major advantage over advantage of the fans. I don't like
that at all.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Yeah, raising prices on season tickets like that, it's a
see the parking is quadrupled, and it's just amazing to
me how much everything has changed over the past few years.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
There's a wait list.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
It's the same as if there's a huge tragedy in
a city and everybody needs like bread, and I have
a loaf of bread, and I go, sure, you gotta
have this loaf of bread a million dollars, you know,
not cool, And Sarah Elise is here to talk to us.
I'm getting our ear hole, I'm getting the.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
Song in your whole things to our friends.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
That's something outy mini.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
So now through January second, take advantage of brilliant offers
like zero point nine percent APR for up to forty
eight months, one thousand dollars purchase credit and no payments
for up to ninety days.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
That's many, man, I drove a Mini. Those things are fast.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
They are so cool.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
I think I'm going to drive when I'm Monday. I'm excited.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
Yeah, I wanted one ever since The Italian Job. That movie,
The Italian.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Yes, that's my sister's favorite movie.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
I know how much you love my sister.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Oh my god, her little glasses. Oh my god, where
you brought it up?

Speaker 3 (32:09):
Aside from my sister making the headlines from a recent auction,
the most valuable Star Wars memorabilia ever sold so up
until recent it was the og lightsaber, the one that
Darth I know. Just that's when you know you've got
too much You've got too much money. Okay, the Darth

(32:31):
Vader og lightsaber that was used in the nineteen seventy
seven film A New Hope.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Yeah, the original, the original.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
Yes, one of the best Star Wars movies.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
And the only people that know it's called the New
Hope are the dorks.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Like I am dork.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Yeah, I know it's called that too.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
I was born and raised on Star Wars. My dad
has a Star Wars pinball machine in his man cave.
We are a Star Wars family.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
See, I've never seen the other ones. I only know though,
h Like, I.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
Can't get into the to movies and the shows and
whatever else they're doing on Disney. Plus I can't get
into it. Yeah I tried.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
I do, like the well was the Empire strip? What
was the other one?

Speaker 3 (33:09):
The last one a New Hope, the Empire strikes back?

Speaker 1 (33:12):
No, no, the New Hope Empire strikes back? And then
what was the last one where? I don't know whatever?
That one the last one, the last of the third
you look those up?

Speaker 6 (33:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Whatever. But when I was a kid, I saw I
was going to monkey bars and hang upside down and
reenact the seeing where he was waiting for the Millennium
Falcon to come pick him up while his hand was
chopped off, and so so good.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
What a dork, I love it, thought, But I feel
like if you try to go back and watch it now,
like if you weren't born and raised on it, yeah,
you might not get into it as much. No, so,
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
It's a generational thing.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
But the og lightsaber that Darth Vader used sold for
three point six million bucks not too long ago.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
What is that going to get you? How does that
get you? Girls?

Speaker 4 (33:58):
You ever know?

Speaker 3 (33:58):
There's something for everybody that is pretty impressive. You have
the og lightsaber like that? Why but just the other day, dude,
I would play with that thing all the time if
I had it. How much fun would that be?

Speaker 1 (34:10):
That doesn't do anything? It doesn't It doesn't work.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
Well, like it's not going to actually kill no, a
storm trooper.

Speaker 8 (34:16):
No.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
But the other day at Heritage Auctions the artwork of
Tom Jung, the painting that introduced the world to Star Wars.
It's like a half sheet painting. Guess how much that
thing's sold for a painting? A painting more than the lightsaber,
which is shocking.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
And how is that going to get Like you bring
a girl home that you met on some dating app
and you go, hey, check this out. I got this painting.
She's gonna be like, so what that.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
Has nothing to do with it? What do you think
it was sold for?

Speaker 1 (34:45):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
Three point eight million dollars first artwork?

Speaker 1 (34:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
And how can you prove that it is the original?

Speaker 7 (34:55):
Right?

Speaker 3 (34:56):
I would think that somebody's trying to rip me off.
You know what I mean, how can you really, I
don't know, give that to charity? Yeah, and what are
you going to do with that painting?

Speaker 1 (35:09):
You know, look, I don't have this kind of money obviously, okay,
and I am very I save my money and all
that stuff. But if I had enough money where I'm
able to do that kind of thing, honestly, I would
do something good with it. I think, you know, as
much balls as I break, I think it's very obvious
that I would try to do something with it more
than buying a stupid painting.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
I think if I had that kind of money where
you can just f round, I'd want experiences, Like I'd
want to go and do things. I would not just
stare at a painting in my basement, right, I would
do someone with my kids. Yeah, Like I'd love to
take my parents on a really nice vacation, or you know,
just be able to take care of the bill anytime
you go out to eat.

Speaker 4 (35:49):
I don't know, stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
But three point eight million bucks for the painting, passing
the three point six million dollar original lightsaber that Darth
Vader used for I'm seventy seven.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
The lightsaber is way better than a painting. Now, if
I had that, give me the lightsaber.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
I would I'd want to do something that would change
somebody's life.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
Yeah, I don't think a painting or a lightsaber is
going to do that. No, not very life changing.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Look like these these a holes that I hear about
that like after somebody dies, these millionaires and they leave
it to a zoo. It's like at these stupid.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
Pandas, Hey, that didn't happen too long ago.

Speaker 8 (36:25):
I know.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
It drives me nuts. And you're walking around wondering what
am I going to do with my life? And these
stupid pandas they're eating, like, oh, this panda has got
nice new cage. More grass, Yeah, because of this guy?
Like just so, what more watermelon for Fiona. By the way,
the Return of the Jedi was the one I was
talking about that one.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
Yeah, the Return of the Jedi.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
And those are my two favorites. It's up and down
with those, depending on my mood.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
Yeah. Uh, and it's always and those are always on
a Christmas time too.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
And lift the hood on this Okay, don't forget. It's
a little creepy of a movie. You have two two dudes.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
Is creepy when you think about it, it's like Moury stuff.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Two dudes, all right, Star Wars the basis of it.
You look at this, you got two guys, a guy
and his and his dad sword fighting. It's a lottle
gay and his dad's.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
Black lightsabers are not swords guys, and Money takes the
mask off.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
He's definitely not a dude.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
He's an old white dude who's they're sword fighting in
the street, and then he makes out with his sister.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Okay, I was like, how you not read off with
the whole.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
Relationship with his sister.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
Luke and Layah mckett on her shoe way hotter, Han
Solo's way hotter. Anyways, what Dave the engineer just walked in? Ah,
West Virginia type of stuff. Yeah, West Virginia. It's a
twelve twelve today.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
In nineteen ninety seven, reload from Metallica was certified gold.
Now this is around the era where everybody got mad
at them because they cut their hair.

Speaker 4 (38:10):
God forbid, how could you in the world of rock.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
I don't get it, but that you know, those are
the same guys when they see Taylor Swift at the
football game.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
And they get all pissed off.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
It's like, God forbid, they show her three times.

Speaker 11 (38:24):
Oh I hate that.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Just reminds you when Metallica cut their hair.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
And I love it because every time the Chiefs lose
and all the Chiefs fans are like, it's because of Taylor.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
It's the same jerk offs, the same ones. When we
were out at I forget what, Oh it's at jelly Roll.
We're at jelly Roll. Yeah, and we had set up
there was a box where people could sign up to
win Nickelback tickets. The sign was right there and it
said sign up to win Nickelback tickets. Guys go walking
up all badass. They start filling out the stuff. Me

(38:59):
and Rodney were saying right there, filling out this stuff,
Like what am I filling this out for? It's written
right there, first of all, so stupid strike one. Oh
it's for to win Nickelback tickets. Throw this stand out.
Oh no way, I'm never gonna sign up for that.
Oh you gotta say it loud to everybody around you goes, yeah,

(39:20):
that dude's badass. He hates Nickeleback. Oh my little paper bag. Yeah,
I'm gonna rip up the paper keep my name away.
From Nickelback.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
Can I have a frog stick?

Speaker 1 (39:35):
They get a sticker of this little cartoon frog though,
I'll put it on my toolbox. Yeah, I have a toolbox.
And I don't like Taylor Swift on my TV.

Speaker 4 (39:54):
Oh my god, guys are funny.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
All right, that's it. I got nothing else a breath,
and I'm sweating, Sarah Lie, I'm pretty psyched about this.
I was telling ear the whole time since yesterday. Damie
Wayns junior is in the studio the Liberty Township Funny Bone,
which is a beautiful club here in our area. We're
very fortunate to have this here. Yeah. And Damie Wayne's
junior comes from a family of Look, you're you're lucky

(40:20):
because his family growing up with just a bunch of
ball breakers. Yes, that is what you need in life,
is ball breaking, and that is good for your head.
It keeps you sharp. Yes, it does one hundred.

Speaker 11 (40:34):
Just so we're clear, it's not literal ball breaking.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
No, it's just it, you know. Yeah, it could for
sure because they're tough. Yes, but that entire family and
a family that is just and like yourself. It's not
about Oh I'm not going to Cincinnati to work I'm
not you know, that's too small for me. I'm from
LA and all that stuff. No, the entire family has
come through Cincinnati, and it's being loyal to the craft

(40:57):
you go everywhere to work asolutely and saying.

Speaker 4 (41:01):
That he was excited to be here in Cincinnati.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Yeah, man, it was like it was like eighty three
degrees in freaking La. Like who wants that.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
When you can enjoy this, you know, snow globe situation
that we have here?

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Absolutely?

Speaker 4 (41:16):
Man, Yeah, I have twenty it's great.

Speaker 11 (41:19):
Yeah, give me that man, nipples hard, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Now, you said this is your last show. Now are
you working on a special? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (41:25):
Yeah, okay, yeah, so I plan on shooting my special
first quarter of twenty twenty six. Okay, And so what
you're going to see this this uh, this weekend is
going to be pretty much what the.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Hour is going to be. So this is going to
be pretty polished. Yeah yeah, yeah, Oh that's good. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (41:41):
I mean there's I have jokes that I want to replace, yes,
but for the most part, yeah, I like that.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
So that's we're pretty lucky though. Yeah. I mean if
you come, yeah you are, so two shows tonight and tomorrow, yep, okay, tonight,
two shows tomorrow, Liberty Township, Funny Boat. So that's pretty
special that, you know. When I when a comic goes around,
you're working on a material usually, but to have the
pretty much the finished product here in Cincinnati, that's pretty special.

Speaker 9 (42:07):
I like it, man, Yeah, you know, and I'm really
proud of kind of where I've gotten my hour, yeah,
my new hour.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (42:14):
So so I'm looking forward for people to hear about it.
You know, I talk about my family life, I talk
about my career a little bit, not that much, you know,
but really it's just to make people laugh, make you
guys forget like how crazy the world is right now,
and just enjoy yourselves for that.

Speaker 4 (42:29):
That's what we could all use.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
It's gonna be a hard time for a lot of people,
so it's good to get out and you know, get
some laughing in.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Yeah man, yeah, I mean for real, come out for
this because yeah, man, this is a tough time for
a lot of people.

Speaker 9 (42:43):
Yeah, it's it's you know, it's snowing, even though I
thought it was going to be a lot more snow.
The lady so I got in like late last night,
and the lady who checked me in was like a
doomsday lady, like yeah, I think she said batting down
the hatches.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
But it was not like no, our TV people is crazy.
They scare the hell out of She scared me. She
was like, she was like, you might not eat tomorrow.
What Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
That's how it always is. And it turns out to
be a light dusting. The roads are fine, no excuses.
You got to get to Liberty Center this week.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
It was like yeah, I was like, oh, thank goodness. Yeah, yeah,
you know. And so and this will be your first
time at the new I mean it's not a new
club anymore. I used to do the one in Newport. Yeah,
this is like a theater. It's beautiful, beautiful. I'm very excited. Man,
I can't wait for for people to come out. Yeah.
It's going to be a blast. Yeah. No, And uh,
you know, as far as like I was saying before,

(43:38):
coming from a ball breaking family and all that stuff,
I mean, got to be sharp and this will be
a great show. Uh you know coming now, how long
you've been on the road working on this this hour.
I know that. Yeah, it's in your blood, so I
know you've been polishing it.

Speaker 9 (43:53):
So I've been I've been polishing this hour since June. Wow,
but I've I've had, I had I've had some of
these oaks already. I'm sure nobody who's coming to the
show has seen them. But uh so, right now, I
think it's in such a in such good shape. The
pacing is great. You laugh from start to finish. Yeah,
it's great. And then you you get to learn about

(44:15):
kind of what it's like being raised, uh you know,
second generation way, which is really cool, you know.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
And it's funny about that with the whole family, none
of you age the same.

Speaker 11 (44:26):
It all looks so good, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
You know what they say, No, please, we can't. By
the way, have you seen the Diddy documentary? Uh no,
I haven't. I've seen clips. I've seen clips and yeah,
and it was crazy and you.

Speaker 9 (44:49):
Know, and then my my uncle he was like he
got into some controversy, you know, trying to not defend him,
but basically saying that these documentaries, when they're not by
designed by the guy who's doing the documentary, they're painting
a narrative.

Speaker 11 (45:05):
I'm just like, dude, he's terrible. You gotta leave, you
gotta let Diddy.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
You know, have you ever been to a Diddy party?

Speaker 1 (45:11):
I tried to go to one. I got, I got.
I was just standing outside.

Speaker 11 (45:20):
Another reason, I didn't have any I didn't have any
baby oil.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
No baby Yeah. It was like one of those can drives.

Speaker 7 (45:29):
Yeah, they're like yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
They were like, there's a white party and I wasn't
dressed in white. We can cover you in white. Wait
wait what kind of white?

Speaker 4 (45:42):
Okay, that's good.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
I love that. I'll tell you what I mean before.
I mean, we didn't know all this stuff was going on.
If I was invited to one of these things, I
would have went.

Speaker 9 (45:53):
The wild thing is that the crazy thing is that
they they kind of he had regular parties, so he
also had like so he had his freak offs, but
he had regular parties. I think the regular parties were
the cover, were the cover for the freak offs, right, right,
So you know, so like normal people actually went to
these parties, right, So it wasn't just like and I
could have gone to this, Yes, you could have gone

(46:15):
and you would have had a regular, normal time, right,
like a circle of trust kind of exactly, because you're
not going to just have freak offs. So just randoms right,
you know unless you pay this yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Think yeah, because but this documentary is so funny because yeah,
he like fifty bought all that footage.

Speaker 11 (46:36):
And yeah, fifties of beasts.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Yeah, oh my god, yes he is.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
He's like a ball breaker with a lot of money
that you don't want to with his number one petty
like he he yeah crazy. I know he's got that
huge smile.

Speaker 6 (46:56):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
Yeah, it's like what does he know? I want to
know everything he knows?

Speaker 1 (47:00):
How does he get all that footage?

Speaker 4 (47:01):
And that's because.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Because he had that guy documentary everything, you know, before
he got arrested and then he screwed over the dude
and then the dude sold the stuff to fifty. Yes,
so so did he kind of yeah, it's did he's
own documentary. But he never paid the dude. Is that

(47:23):
because he went to jailers?

Speaker 13 (47:24):
It because he just was like, he just never paid
the guy said, is then the guy that produced that
love album from Diddy? He never paid that dude either,
So so on the documentary he paid, Fiddy paid this
dude to.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Tell the story. The guy's like, yeah, I woke up
next to Diddy a few times after and I couldn't walk.
I felt, it's all.

Speaker 11 (47:47):
He woke up next to Diddy.

Speaker 4 (47:49):
I think a lot of dudes woke up next to them.

Speaker 11 (47:51):
No, man, that's some good sleep.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
He would have wake up and be like, I don't
know if you're gonna fill your buzz more money?

Speaker 1 (48:05):
So bottom.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
Any Diddy jokes tonight. I wasn't planning on it.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
Uh, we'll listen. I think I don't know. You guys
got to bounce at a certain time, he said.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
For ten more minutes, right.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Yes, all right, So what we'll do? Damie, Wayne's junior
is here. And also, uh now, Buffy, you're gonna be
there with him? Right? Are you working with him or no? No,
you're not telling jokes on stage. It's uh, we're not
We're not gonna We're not gonna attack him. We're just,
you know, swapping stories about our celebrity ism. Uh here
in the studio and the big celebrity parties. We've been to.

Speaker 11 (48:47):
Nod parties, We've been we've been to them.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
Yeah, he's probably been to a few more than you though.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
He was outside of a Diddy party and I told
him I went to uh two uh parties. He's at
the Buddy Ranch.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
Yeah, so he thirty years ago and I still hear
about these parties.

Speaker 11 (49:06):
Yeah, that's how good they were.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
If I were there, I would talk about it constantly too.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
I say it was because it was very robotic actually,
because you go there and it's like you think, you
go to the Buddy Ranch and you get the hook
up of these girls, you're like, oh, that's great, it's
all right, it's like really transactional. Well I got it
for free because I knew the guy. So they were
very lazy. Yeah, I forget that guy Boner. Yeah. Well

(49:33):
but did you go and they go and they examine
you and all this stuff. Yeah that's fun. Yeah. Yeah,
you have to get a physical or what pretty much
by the girl.

Speaker 11 (49:41):
Really, they got to be healthy. Yeah, that's your job.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
That's so on fun. I know, like half of the
fun is the risk.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
Exactly a disease pregnancy of this.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Yeah that's the gamble.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
And that's on college for you.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
But yeah, I would have loved to been that. I mean,
because we were talking off the air about who was
coming out of the Disney party and that's that's the story. Yeah,
we were. It was stuck outside for the whole time. Baby,
I didn't have baby oil, and you weren't.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
Wearing white because it was a white party and I
didn't have white.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
There was a lot of reasons why didn't get in.
It makes sense.

Speaker 11 (50:22):
Yeah, and and now looking back, I'm glad, right to
be so glad about that.

Speaker 9 (50:26):
So so when when it was letting out, I don't
know if people remember this lady, but it was Adrian Olima, Samahayak,
and in the middle was Brett Ratner. He's the director
of Rush the Rush Hour movies. He comes out with
each one of them on his arm. Luckiest guy past me,
gets in his rolls voice and drives off.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
I was like, dude, that is amazing.

Speaker 11 (50:48):
Oh my god, Yeah, glistening in baby oil.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Yeah, I kidding, he was.

Speaker 9 (50:53):
He was I need to become but but yeah, it
was just like those are the kind of people that
were there. Yeah, like super famous, good looking people. Yeah,
good looking, stuck outside yeah, which is which is fine?

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Yeah. Now yeah. Five. Do you think when he gets
out what happens to p Diddy?

Speaker 4 (51:12):
He's got two years last he's getting out. I think
he's got two years three or something like that.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
It's not a whole lot. He's to come out and
make a U turn go right back. Yeah yeah, yeah,
for man, he's a socio bat.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
After you watch the documentary, I'm sure you'll feel I've.

Speaker 9 (51:26):
Seen parts and I already believe it, you know, because
I think he's you know, I've seen him be crazy.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Yeah yeah yeah in real life. Yeah, so you know.
So I don't know, did you for me?

Speaker 11 (51:39):
What was the queste you said? You said, do you
think he's going to be You think he's gonna make
a comeback?

Speaker 4 (51:43):
What do you think he's going to do when he
gets out.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
I think he's going to do music. Yeah, I think.
I think he's obsessed with music. But does he come
out like I mean, he's going to be clean, let's hope.
Does he come out and and and flipped it around
or does he come out out and go back on
where the same track and then revenge people starre disappearing.

Speaker 9 (52:07):
I don't think he I think he gets back to
the baby oil for real. Yeah, for sure, he's ruined
baby oil smell.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
By the way, That's all I think of is baby now. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
I could never buy baby oil again.

Speaker 9 (52:22):
Not that I was stopped before, but yeah, I don't think.
I don't think he's I don't. I think he'll make
his I think he'll make some money back. Yeah, but
I think he's gonna have to be behind the scenes
a lot more like we're not gonna people aren't gonna
want to see his face. Yeah, right, right, right, especially nowadays.
You know, I think it'll take time.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
But he'll be back. You know, funny, rich successful people,
they always come back from that. You know, it's funny
and you gotta bounce because you've got to go do TV.
But when they arrest him in the video, uh, in
the documentary on Netflix, they arrest him in the hotel room.
He knows he's gonna get arrested because they show him
looking out the window and there's caps outside on buildings
across the street. He's in this hotel room. He's got

(53:02):
baby oil and drugs in the room.

Speaker 4 (53:05):
Like he's like, they just go hand in hand.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Girls show up. We could still have one last week.

Speaker 4 (53:10):
Off, sneak in a freak off before you're locked up.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
His son is there too.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
I can't believe he can leave the country.

Speaker 9 (53:22):
Honestly, I can't believe he wasn't allowed to write, was it?
They didn't they like take away his passport or something.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
I don't know about.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
He was walking in the street taking pictures with people
in New York City, right, yeah, it's all in this
documentary and it was his footage. My man, what a
mania it really is. Should be president? Yeah, absolutely, that's
what's gonna happen. He's gonna be president for sure.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
The White House is crazy, the.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
White House, White Party. Hey, I'm there for Damie Wayne's junior. Man,
you're the greatest tonight, two shows tomorrow, two shows at
Liberty Township, Funny Bone, go see it. It's nice to
meeting you. Man. Likewise, you guys are awesome. Man, love
your energy here and you're going to do TV, so

(54:13):
have fun with that. And if it's a Channel twelve,
say how to Jen Dalton. She's beautiful?

Speaker 4 (54:17):
Oh okay, that media crush.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
She may have her own if she whips out the
baby oil. Dude, you are You're crazy gross