May 9, 2025 • 15 mins
The wheels flew off early and often on this Friday morning. Need to giggle? Got just the medicine right here! Enjoy today's entire show free of music!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One out two point five kzy okay.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's Sarah. Gim but stop looking at me like that.
I sneeze putting on my Maskharah, yeah you did not
a lot I could do about it. I guess I
look a little bit like a raccoon. It looked great,
Robert or Yeah, it's Friday. We made it to Friday
and decent weather today. It's gonna be clear as in
not any rain. But we're looking at almost seventy okay,
(00:23):
allied to sixty seven.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
That's almost seventy.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
It's almost seventy. It's fair enough. CCR.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
What a two point five kz okay, Happy Friday? And
one a two point five kazy okay, Sarah. Everybody loves Doritos, right,
h guacamole. Doritos are coming back, first time in almost
twenty eight years. It is on shelves now.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
But it's a limited time only.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
But I was thinking, like, how many bags of Doritos
with a thousand bucks by we would to stop trying
to calculate that in your head. Gimmns, you can find
out for yourself. It's your money. You can spend it
on whatever you want. Someone's about to win one thousand dollars.
The keyword enter Kazoka dot com. Have to tlco one
two forty five keys. Okay, it's Sarah. Time to take
a look at the news. Brought to you by Core Contractors,
(01:04):
Remodel Restore. Remember Core Core Contractors LC dot Com. Somebody
commissioned to study to find out what is the kinkiest
state in the United States. I'm stunned that at number
one it's Nevada. I almost aid Vegas, but that's not
a state. Yes, Sarah, but really what did surprise me
is Washington is in the top ten. Washington at the
(01:28):
number sixth spot of the kinkiest states.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Two words, Sarah, what's that? You're welcome?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Where number six?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Where?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Number six?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Another tourist season, another story of somebody getting too close
to bison. A Florida man visiting Yellowstone decided to approach
a bison. Now we have seen this happen before. They
don't want you to get close to them, so of
course it gored the guy. And they're reminding visitors don't
get close to the wildlife because they are wildless.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Oh, Florida, Florida News.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
It's brought to you by Core Contractors Remodel restore. Remember
Core Core Contractors LLC dot Com, Mariners blue minds yesterday
when they announced they had traded Louis Castillo. What is
the real story? We will talk about it in sports
next but at two point five k's okay, Sarah, time
to take a.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Look at spy B's.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Brought to you by Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Facing a DUI
call one eight hundred duy away. Well, the Mariners bleue
minds yesterday when they announced they had traded Louis Castillo
to Baltimore. The said, what, it's the other Louis Castillo,
the one that just got demoted yesterday and then he
got traded. So Lewis FCSTO, not the superstar. So Baltimore
(02:44):
we got that in exchange for cash considerations.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Lang Blang Mariners.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
They have a set against Toronto getting underway at six
forty tonight. Seahawks defensive tackle Jonathan Hankins has re signed.
He's thirty three, a one year d entering his thirteenth season.
Sunders have a match tomorrow Houston five thirty, the Rain
Sunday at five and the Florida Panthers take on the
Toronto Maple Leaves it's Round two of the NHL Playoffs
(03:11):
Sunday four thirty. Hear all of the play by play
action on our sister station ninety three point three KJR
FM Sports, brought to you by Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Facing
a DUI call one eight hundred d U y away,
Hell's Bells.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
We have got those tickets for you. Win them next
on two p five kz okay, Sarah, and.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
It's time for you to win tickets to see the
all female tribute band ac DC or the ACD Tribute band.
I'm talking like Yoda this morning, Hell's Bells. Win the
tickets Lucky Eagle Casino. On the twenty fourth, The first
person who can identify the answer to ACDC trivia will win.
What sort of uniform is Angus Young known for wearing?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
You have the answer? Call right now?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
They shut up.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Eight hundred two five two one O two five. I'm
nice on Fridays.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
This is I mean, it's a gimme yeah all.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Right, Well, if you know the answer eight hundred and
twenty five to two one O two five, call right now,
play and win for one O two point five. Kz
okaykzy okay.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Who's this Little Dale Dale.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Do you have the answer to the ACDC trivia What
sort of uniform is Angus Young known for wearing?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
He is known for wearing a schoolboy uniform.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
This was a really difficult trivia question today, wasn't it?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (04:19):
It was terrible.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Congratulations, you won yourself tickets to ac DC's tribute band
Hell's Bell's Lucky Eagle Casino on the twenty fourth. The
rest of y'all can buy your tickets at etix dot com.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Thank you, Sarah.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Reminder, Mother's Day is this weekend.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
You might need some cash to buy a gift thousand
bucks up for grabs next by the mother in your
life something and have some cash left over unless like
you go really big.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
You're not going to go that bick.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
This hour's keyword you can enter it a kzoka dot com.
You'll hear it right after Neil Young on one O
two point five kz Okay, Good luck.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Good morning, Sarah. What does John Ryan have for us
this week?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Seahawks legend John Ryan has some advice about eating oysters
on the beach in Mexico. Oh uh oh, here what
he's got to say after pick Floyd on What I
Do point five k's okay.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
One o two point five kzy okay. Time for kicking
it with John Ryan's Seahawks legend.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
John Ryan was on your mind this week?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Well, I was a little under the weather yesterday, which
doesn't happen often, but it got me to thinking about
the sickest I've ever been, And I tell this story
of the cautionary tale. I go to Mexico quite often
to watch professional baseball, and you go. When we go,
it's a little different than a typical Mexican dcation.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
We're eating more local food at.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Games and restaurants, and staying at more local hotels are
American vacationer type hotels. So I'm sitting on the beach
one day and a woman walks by with a big
old sack of oysters. Oh no, I'm about seven or
eight pacificos deep, and I think the best thing to
do is to eat a big old plate of warm oysters.
Why are they so warm, you ask, Well, because this woman,
(05:55):
I've been carried around them around the Mexican beach in
a sack in ninety five degree seat. Oh later that
night started the longest twenty four hours of my entire life.
I didn't know you could be shivering and also pouring
sweat at the same time. I didn't know you could
have a fever of one hundred and five. It needs
to be under blankets because fever chills went on for
the longest twenty four hours of my life. And I
(06:16):
won't even talk about the fifteen minute bathroom breaking.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
When I was seventeen, I had mono and I got
down to one hundred and forty five pounds after not
eating or drinking for five days until my mom finally
thought that I was gonna die as it took me
to the hospital. And I promise you I'd rather have
mono every day for the rest of my life than
suffer through that twenty four hours next to again, Mexico,
I love you, and I continue to come back often.
But for all you drendles out there, when you see
(06:43):
a woman with a large sack of warm seafood, don't
be like me and say yay cheap seafood, be warned.
It's a warm, baggedy coolie. Ooh.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
That was kicking it with John Ryan.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Two point five Zo and the big news of the day.
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there were odds about who was going to be the Pope,
and this dude was not one of them. He was
a dark horse in the race absolutely. I mean yes,
the sports books literally did have odds on this. But
the bros from Chicago, it's pretty cool. He speaks Italian
(07:26):
and Latin. But the real cool thing is he is
a sports fan. He roots for the White Sox and
he's a fan of Villanova basketball. Villanova is his alma mater.
But there's pictures of the pope like we're in a
White Sox cap like keeping it real.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
He's an average joe, just like us.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Well, here's your public service announcement. Mother's Day is on Sunday.
If you are lucky enough to still have your mama
in your life, do something nice, Do not forget people.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
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You've got your one last chance to win tickets to
see Soisanta. It's a perfect circle, Pussifer and Primus all
together at White River Amphitheater on June seventh. When your tickets,
we are looking at about eight twenty right here on
(08:15):
kz okay. Mother's Day is on Sunday, Who in your
opinion is the best or worst TV mom?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
What do you think? Andy? And p wallup?
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Hey, Sarah, the best TV mom was Peg Bundy. She
kept it real man.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah, yeah, I guess she did chantell in Tuckwilla. What's
your opinion?
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Norman based mom in Psycho that was one scary lady.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
And then didn't he like kill her or something and
try to be his mom?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
That was a weird one.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Mother's Day's on Sunday, Who in your opinion is the
best or worst TV mom? Chime in Call eight hundred
and twenty five two one o two five, text nine
zero six two seven, Open up our free iHeartRadio app.
You make kz okay one of your presets. Tap that
little red microphone. It'll record your answer and send it
right here. Sarah's question the day brought to you by
Silver City Brewery.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
If there, I've got your tickets to Sosanta.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
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Win them right after the beatles one o two point five.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
K's okay? What out two point five? K's okay. It's Sarah.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
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five two one oh two five. It's a perfect circle Pussifer,
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to win those tickets? Call right now eight hundred two
five two one oh two five. We are gonna play trivia.
You are gonna win the tickets right now from one o.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Two point five. K's okay.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Are you smart? We mean Sarah smart? Your chant to
be smartigus? I am Smartacus.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
You win the title for the day.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
You win tickets to Soisanta, which features a perfect circle
Pussifer and Primus at White River Amphitheater.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Hey they're Tyler and Kirkland.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Bye, Sarah, are you ready to play?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yes, Fridays are super hard, so good luck.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
You have to get two of three right a Primas
song Winona has a big brown what.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Beaver that you like to show all our friends? And
I was like seven layers. You know that beaver has
definitely been a indogable.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
What semi aquatic animal is known to have orange teeth?
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Bearrakuda?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
No, that is incorrect.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Castor is the scientific name for what creature with two
big front teeth beaver?
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Beaver?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Beaver sab me aquatic.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Animal don't have orange teeth? Is a beaver?
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Beaver? Beaver? It's all beaver, It's all. It's coming up
all beaver tonight. Thanks Sarah, I am smart. Kiss.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Congratulations you've won the tickets. They are on sale now
through Ticketmaster. Have a great time, Tyler.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
One O two jointy five hazy, okay, jerk or justified.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
It's your time to weigh in and decide. Eight hundred
and two fine two one oh two five.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
My wife and I were at Fred Mayer the other
day and I saw a coworker.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
I had, like any other direction.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
It's not like we're friends. He's a coworker.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
But my wife said, I'm a total jerk. Am I justified?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Time for you to share your opinion. What do you
think in renting this guy is justified?
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Derek?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Keep your work life separate.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
You don't need to be friends.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Outside the office.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
And yeah, I may or may not have done this
on several occasions.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Not me, Bill and Tacoma.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
This guy's a jerk, Sarah. Would it kill you to
say hi to co worker? It's not like you're at
a bar and you have to stay for a drink.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Good point, good point, all right, Time for you away
in call eight hundred two five two one o two five.
Tax line is nine zero six two seven. Open up
our free iHeartRadio app. Make kz ok one of your presets.
It'll be easy to find us and you can tap
that little red microphone. It'll record your opinion. Send it
right here, deaf bother k okay, Sarah. Going to be
a great weekend here in Seattle. We've got the Mariners
(11:41):
finally back home. You can go to a game tonight.
We can go to a game all weekend, but tonight
tomorrow probably going to be your best weather bets, Sarah.
Time to say hello to five six four. You thought
I was gonna say say hello to my little friend.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
How are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
The area code five six' four is going to roll
out because they're almost out of two o. Sixes, yeah
so if you have a two o, six it's going
to be like a hot. Commodity because five six four
is about to roll out for.
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Arim maybe you can buy.
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It two o six From Mother's days On, Sunday, who
in your, opinion is the best or WORST tv?
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Mom mark In. Tacoma we'll get your.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
VOTE i wish That Marge simpson was my. MOM i
was a little weird WHEN i was a.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Kid i'm totally.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Normal now.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Get me In. Tacoma best or WORST tv?
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Mom gemma From sound Of Anarchy she killed her son's
wife polar. Alert oh, gosh if you didn't, know but
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Speaker 5 (13:00):
Beer one two point five Kzy. Okaine time for kicking
it With John Ryan's seahawks.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Legend John, ryan what was on your mind this.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Week, WELL i was a little under the weather, yesterday
which doesn't happen, often but it got me to thinking
about the Sickest i've ever, been AND i tell this
story of the cautionary. TALE i go To mexico quite
often to watch professional, baseball and we. Go when we,
go it's a little different than a Typical mexican. Dcation
we're eating more local food at games and, restaurants and
staying at more local hotels Are american vacationer type. Hotels
(13:35):
So i'm sitting on the beach one day and a
woman walks by with a big old sack of. Oysters oh,
No i'm about seven or eight pacificos, deep AND i
think the best thing to do is.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
To eat a big old plate of warm.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Oysters why are they so, warm you, Ask, well because
this Woman i've been carried, around been around The mexican
beach in a sack in ninety five degree. Syat. Oh
later that night started the longest twenty four hours of
my entire. LIFE i didn't know you could be shivering
and also torey sweat at the same. TIME i didn't
know you could have a fever of one hundred and.
(14:07):
Five it needs to be under. Blankets his fever chills
went on for the longest twenty four hours of my.
Life AND i won't even talk about the fifteen minute bathroom.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Breaking oh.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
Yeah WHEN i was, SEVENTEEN i had mono AND i
got down to one hundred and forty five pounds after
not eating or drinking for five days until my mom
finally thought THAT i was gonna die as it took
me to the. Hospital AND i promise You i'd rather
have mono every day for the rest of my life
than suck it through that twenty four hours next to.
Again Oh, MEXICO i love you AND i continue to
come back. Often but for all you green deals out,
(14:38):
there when you see a woman with a large sack
of warm, seafoods don't be like me and say yay cheap,
seafood be warned it's a, warm baggedy.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
Colife, ooh that was kicking it With John. Ryan why
don't you point five?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Kazy, Okay, Sarah it's time to take a look at.
Sports sports brought you By Bradley. Johnson facing a D
ui call one eight, hundred do you why? Away mariners
finally return. Home we have a weekend set Against toronto
six forty start time. Tonight Go mariners defensive Tackle Jonathan
hankins has re signed with The hawks one year deal.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
His thirteenth season in THE.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Nfl sounders have a match, Tomorrow, houston five point. Thirty
here on the action on our sister station ninety three
point THREE KJR, fm and The rain are back on
the Pitch, Sunday houston at Five, sports brought to you
By Bradley Johnson. Lawyers facing a D ui call one eight,
hundred do you why?
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Away?
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Hey guess what?
Speaker 3 (15:34):
What It's?
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Friday what that means heading out for the? Weekend ali
is up?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Next so what does it? Mean you, SAID i know
what that. MEANS i was thinking, like.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Sleep, late drank, beer have a great. Weekend i'll be
back On.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Monday
One out two point five kzy okay.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's Sarah. Gim but stop looking at me like that.
I sneeze putting on my Maskharah, yeah you did not
a lot I could do about it. I guess I
look a little bit like a raccoon. It looked great,
Robert or Yeah, it's Friday. We made it to Friday
and decent weather today. It's gonna be clear as in
not any rain. But we're looking at almost seventy okay,
(00:23):
allied to sixty seven.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
That's almost seventy.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
It's almost seventy. It's fair enough. CCR.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
What a two point five kz okay, Happy Friday? And
one a two point five kazy okay, Sarah. Everybody loves Doritos, right,
h guacamole. Doritos are coming back, first time in almost
twenty eight years. It is on shelves now.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
But it's a limited time only.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
But I was thinking, like, how many bags of Doritos
with a thousand bucks by we would to stop trying
to calculate that in your head. Gimmns, you can find
out for yourself. It's your money. You can spend it
on whatever you want. Someone's about to win one thousand dollars.
The keyword enter Kazoka dot com. Have to tlco one
two forty five keys. Okay, it's Sarah. Time to take
a look at the news. Brought to you by Core Contractors,
(01:04):
Remodel Restore. Remember Core Core Contractors LC dot Com. Somebody
commissioned to study to find out what is the kinkiest
state in the United States. I'm stunned that at number
one it's Nevada. I almost aid Vegas, but that's not
a state. Yes, Sarah, but really what did surprise me
is Washington is in the top ten. Washington at the
(01:28):
number sixth spot of the kinkiest states.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Two words, Sarah, what's that? You're welcome?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Where number six?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Where?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Number six?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Another tourist season, another story of somebody getting too close
to bison. A Florida man visiting Yellowstone decided to approach
a bison. Now we have seen this happen before. They
don't want you to get close to them, so of
course it gored the guy. And they're reminding visitors don't
get close to the wildlife because they are wildless.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Oh, Florida, Florida News.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
It's brought to you by Core Contractors Remodel restore. Remember
Core Core Contractors LLC dot Com, Mariners blue minds yesterday
when they announced they had traded Louis Castillo. What is
the real story? We will talk about it in sports
next but at two point five k's okay, Sarah, time
to take a.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Look at spy B's.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Brought to you by Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Facing a DUI
call one eight hundred duy away. Well, the Mariners bleue
minds yesterday when they announced they had traded Louis Castillo
to Baltimore. The said, what, it's the other Louis Castillo,
the one that just got demoted yesterday and then he
got traded. So Lewis FCSTO, not the superstar. So Baltimore
(02:44):
we got that in exchange for cash considerations.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Lang Blang Mariners.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
They have a set against Toronto getting underway at six
forty tonight. Seahawks defensive tackle Jonathan Hankins has re signed.
He's thirty three, a one year d entering his thirteenth season.
Sunders have a match tomorrow Houston five thirty, the Rain
Sunday at five and the Florida Panthers take on the
Toronto Maple Leaves it's Round two of the NHL Playoffs
(03:11):
Sunday four thirty. Hear all of the play by play
action on our sister station ninety three point three KJR
FM Sports, brought to you by Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Facing
a DUI call one eight hundred d U y away,
Hell's Bells.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
We have got those tickets for you. Win them next
on two p five kz okay, Sarah, and.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
It's time for you to win tickets to see the
all female tribute band ac DC or the ACD Tribute band.
I'm talking like Yoda this morning, Hell's Bells. Win the
tickets Lucky Eagle Casino. On the twenty fourth, The first
person who can identify the answer to ACDC trivia will win.
What sort of uniform is Angus Young known for wearing?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
You have the answer? Call right now?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
They shut up.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Eight hundred two five two one O two five. I'm
nice on Fridays.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
This is I mean, it's a gimme yeah all.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Right, Well, if you know the answer eight hundred and
twenty five to two one O two five, call right now,
play and win for one O two point five. Kz
okaykzy okay.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Who's this Little Dale Dale.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Do you have the answer to the ACDC trivia What
sort of uniform is Angus Young known for wearing?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
He is known for wearing a schoolboy uniform.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
This was a really difficult trivia question today, wasn't it?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (04:19):
It was terrible.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Congratulations, you won yourself tickets to ac DC's tribute band
Hell's Bell's Lucky Eagle Casino on the twenty fourth. The
rest of y'all can buy your tickets at etix dot com.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Thank you, Sarah.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Reminder, Mother's Day is this weekend.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
You might need some cash to buy a gift thousand
bucks up for grabs next by the mother in your
life something and have some cash left over unless like
you go really big.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
You're not going to go that bick.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
This hour's keyword you can enter it a kzoka dot com.
You'll hear it right after Neil Young on one O
two point five kz Okay, Good luck.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Good morning, Sarah. What does John Ryan have for us
this week?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Seahawks legend John Ryan has some advice about eating oysters
on the beach in Mexico. Oh uh oh, here what
he's got to say after pick Floyd on What I
Do point five k's okay.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
One o two point five kzy okay. Time for kicking
it with John Ryan's Seahawks legend.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
John Ryan was on your mind this week?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Well, I was a little under the weather yesterday, which
doesn't happen often, but it got me to thinking about
the sickest I've ever been, And I tell this story
of the cautionary tale. I go to Mexico quite often
to watch professional baseball, and you go. When we go,
it's a little different than a typical Mexican dcation.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
We're eating more local food at.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Games and restaurants, and staying at more local hotels are
American vacationer type hotels. So I'm sitting on the beach
one day and a woman walks by with a big
old sack of oysters. Oh no, I'm about seven or
eight pacificos deep, and I think the best thing to
do is to eat a big old plate of warm oysters.
Why are they so warm, you ask, Well, because this woman,
(05:55):
I've been carried around them around the Mexican beach in
a sack in ninety five degree seat. Oh later that
night started the longest twenty four hours of my entire life.
I didn't know you could be shivering and also pouring
sweat at the same time. I didn't know you could
have a fever of one hundred and five. It needs
to be under blankets because fever chills went on for
the longest twenty four hours of my life. And I
(06:16):
won't even talk about the fifteen minute bathroom breaking.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
When I was seventeen, I had mono and I got
down to one hundred and forty five pounds after not
eating or drinking for five days until my mom finally
thought that I was gonna die as it took me
to the hospital. And I promise you I'd rather have
mono every day for the rest of my life than
suffer through that twenty four hours next to again, Mexico,
I love you, and I continue to come back often.
But for all you drendles out there, when you see
(06:43):
a woman with a large sack of warm seafood, don't
be like me and say yay cheap seafood, be warned.
It's a warm, baggedy coolie. Ooh.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
That was kicking it with John Ryan.
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(11:41):
finally back home. You can go to a game tonight.
We can go to a game all weekend, but tonight
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Beer one two point five Kzy. Okaine time for kicking
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Legend John, ryan what was on your mind this.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Week, WELL i was a little under the weather, yesterday
which doesn't happen, often but it got me to thinking
about the Sickest i've ever, been AND i tell this
story of the cautionary. TALE i go To mexico quite
often to watch professional, baseball and we. Go when we,
go it's a little different than a Typical mexican. Dcation
we're eating more local food at games and, restaurants and
staying at more local hotels Are american vacationer type. Hotels
(13:35):
So i'm sitting on the beach one day and a
woman walks by with a big old sack of. Oysters oh,
No i'm about seven or eight pacificos, deep AND i
think the best thing to do is.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
To eat a big old plate of warm.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Oysters why are they so, warm you, Ask, well because
this Woman i've been carried, around been around The mexican
beach in a sack in ninety five degree. Syat. Oh
later that night started the longest twenty four hours of
my entire. LIFE i didn't know you could be shivering
and also torey sweat at the same. TIME i didn't
know you could have a fever of one hundred and.
(14:07):
Five it needs to be under. Blankets his fever chills
went on for the longest twenty four hours of my.
Life AND i won't even talk about the fifteen minute bathroom.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Breaking oh.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
Yeah WHEN i was, SEVENTEEN i had mono AND i
got down to one hundred and forty five pounds after
not eating or drinking for five days until my mom
finally thought THAT i was gonna die as it took
me to the. Hospital AND i promise You i'd rather
have mono every day for the rest of my life
than suck it through that twenty four hours next to.
Again Oh, MEXICO i love you AND i continue to
come back. Often but for all you green deals out,
(14:38):
there when you see a woman with a large sack
of warm, seafoods don't be like me and say yay cheap,
seafood be warned it's a, warm baggedy.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
Colife, ooh that was kicking it With John. Ryan why
don't you point five?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Kazy, Okay, Sarah it's time to take a look at.
Sports sports brought you By Bradley. Johnson facing a D
ui call one eight, hundred do you why? Away mariners
finally return. Home we have a weekend set Against toronto
six forty start time. Tonight Go mariners defensive Tackle Jonathan
hankins has re signed with The hawks one year deal.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
His thirteenth season in THE.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Nfl sounders have a match, Tomorrow, houston five point. Thirty
here on the action on our sister station ninety three
point THREE KJR, fm and The rain are back on
the Pitch, Sunday houston at Five, sports brought to you
By Bradley Johnson. Lawyers facing a D ui call one eight,
hundred do you why?
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Away?
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Hey guess what?
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What It's?
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Friday what that means heading out for the? Weekend ali
is up?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Next so what does it? Mean you, SAID i know
what that. MEANS i was thinking, like.
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Sleep, late drank, beer have a great. Weekend i'll be
back On.
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