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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One out of four five casey Okay, it's Sarah. We
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made it to Friday and I didn't realize till this morning.
I'm out of DCLF, so today I am on full calf.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Oh lord, that's why even buzzing all morning jeeza.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Driving my husband crazy. He has to drive me to
work because the foot isn't healed yet. And I'm like,
I'm telling him what the weather's going to be. I'm
telling about the big traffic issue that's going to happen.
I'm telling about the mariners back and he's like, it's
full calf coffee this morning, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Oh good?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
It is going to be a spectacular weekend here in
the Pacific Northwest, though much cooler. It's going to be
in the seventies. Yayin one out two point five CAZy, Okay,
it's Sarah. We're forty minutes commercial free and someone's about
to win a thousand bucks. It was National hot Dog
Day this week. I was thinking, how many hot dogs?
What a thousand dollars? By quite a few. You're actually
doing the math in your head.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I was thinking I was in dollar fifty castle hot dogs.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I was trying to do the math there, oh five hundred.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Two notes two for three bucks and then three times.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I can see this smote coming out. Got a lot
of hot dogs, a lot thousand bucks. You're gonna hear
keyword Enter it at kzok dot com. The keyword it's
right after music from Supertramp five. Kz Okay, it's Sarah.
Time to take a look at the news. Is gonna
be a spectacular weekend here in the Seattle area everywhere
except the roads. Prepare for long traffic delays this weekend.
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Wash dot says all northbound lanes I five will be
closed between ninety and Downtown Seattle in downtown Seattle to
northeast forty fifth Street near the U District. So that's
a huge swath of area where you're gonna see either
closures or big, big traffic headaches. The Ship Canal Bridge
is getting resurfaced, so access to downtown you're gonna have
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to use Edgar Martinez Drive dearborn James Madison. Basically, if
you are going to the Mariners game, or you want
to go to Chinatown International District Big Food Walk Festival,
just prepare for traffic. Take book transportation, or you're gonna
have a big headache. Speaking of the Mariners, if you
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have not gotten your tickets yet to join us in
the Cazok Zone, they are on sale now Mariners dot
com slash kz okay. I know you want to sit
with all of us, and I know you want to
get the t shirt darn too, and you want to
see a portion of the proceeds go to Motley Zoo
Animal Shelter. Buy those tickets now twenty five bucks. You
get to sit in the Cazok Zone. Mariners dot com
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slash kz okay. It's for the game on July thirty
first against the Texas Rangers. Poems right, Oh this dude,
what do you do?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
He was caught stealing almost three hundred dollars worth of
adult toys from a Walmart store. What and then he
also threw in a Reese's Peanut butter ice cream. Unclear
what he planned to do with the adult toys or
the ice cream. And a lot of people when this
story made news are like Walmart sells adult toys.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I was going to ask that exact same thing. Sarah,
Oh Florida, Oh, Florida.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Gibb it, You're gonna be a club Galaxy tomorrow night
at Michaels Shoot tell us Mark.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
All the NHR nationals are there. They're going to the
after party at Club Galaxy. We've got a Heart tribute band,
Heart My Heart's gonna be there. I've got kzy ok
t shirts, I've got a whistlework whear gift cards. It's
gonna be such a good time.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
And just look for me.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I'll be the guy in the tid die. Okay, fine,
it's free, free, free, free. If it's free, it's for
me and it's also for you.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Let's go all right, We'll take a look at sports
next one on two point five kzy Okay, Sarah, Time
to take a look at sports. Sports brought to you
by Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Facing a DUI call one eight
hundred d u y away. Finally baseball is back, baby.
The All Star break was great to watch Cal compete,
but it is like the worst week in sports. I
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actually watched some Summer League basketball yesterday and I hated
every minute of it. I hated myself for watching it.
Mariners and everybody else back in action. We've got Houston
here in Seattle with the seven to ten start time,
gonna be a great night at the Ballpark's going to
be awesome, and Cal Rawley is going to have his
All Star home run derby the necklace thing and well
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everything's going to be there and you can take pictures
with it.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
And the Sounders up next tomorrow, San Jose. You can
hear all the action on our sister station ninety three
point three KJR FM. The Storm are off until Tuesday.
It's their All Star break, and Caitlin Clark will be
missing the WNBA's All Star weekend due to that persistent
groin injury. Yikes, s bummer. If you haven't gotten your
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tickets yet for the Kzok Zone, make sure to get
them now before they sell out before it's too late.
Mariners dot com slash kzok It's for the game on
July thirty, first at six forty. Tickets are only twenty
five bucks. You get into the special seating area, you
get the Kzok T shirt, and a portion of the
proceeds benefit Motley's Do Animal Shelter. Yes yeah, TJ. Watt
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is now the highest paid non quarterback in NFL history.
Holy smokes. The Steelers star linebacker has agreed to a
three year one hundred and twenty three million dollar contract extension.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Oh my god, that's a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
It's so much money. And that's why he is now
the highest non quarterback position player in NFL history. He's
a great player. I get it, and you know, I'm
glad the Steelers stepped up and paid him. Sports brought
you by Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Facing at UI, Call one
eight hundred d uy away Mariners tickets. You can win
them just after seven one out two point five kz ok.
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It's Sarah, time for you to win tickets. Does see
the Mariners? Who eight hundred two five two one o
two five. We are playing Mariners kzok trivia right now
in the first person who can correctly identify the answer
to this question wins tickets to the Mariners. Cal Raley
was drafted in the third round with the ninetieth overall
pick by what team? Ooh, you know the answer? Call
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right now eight hundred two five two one o two
five one out two point five kz ok playing Mariners
kzok trivia. Cal Rawley draft been the third round with
the ninetieth overall pick by what team. Ethan and Auburn
do you have the answer?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Yep, it was the Seattle Mariners.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
That is correct, my friend, you've won Mariners tickets.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Awesome.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
I've been waiting for a parent Mariner ticket.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Well, asking you shall receive or something or get trivia right,
and you shall receive. You've got the tickets, my friend.
It's going to be a great weekend here in Seattle,
by the way, with Houston in town for all three games,
and the weather is going to be spectacular. Maybe you're
thinking you'd like some extra cash to buy some Mariners tickets.
You can win right after music from Metallica. Okay, okay,
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if there John Ryan, my favorite Hawk, what you got
towitching this week? He's got some thoughts on airplane etiquette
or lack thereof, like stop taking your shoes and socks off?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Here?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
What John Ryan has to say next? On one O
two point five? Kazy okay?
Speaker 6 (06:48):
One O two point five CAZy Okay. It's time for
kicking it with former Seahawks punter John Ryan.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
John Ryan, what's on your mind this week?
Speaker 4 (06:57):
I've been flying a lot lately, five flights this past
I want to know why does everyone lose all common
sense the second they walk into an airport.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
So true.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
First off, tsa screening is not an escape room. It's
actually very simple. Put your belongings on the belt, stand
beside them until they go into.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
The X ray machine. Then proceed through.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Security and pick up your belongings on the other side
and keep on moving. That's it, that's all, nothing more.
Then there's the boarding process. Airlines bored by zone.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
So if you look at your ticket and it says zone.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Five, sit your butt down. You don't need to be
standing at the front of the line. Also, if that
take it says seat thirty five, b on it, don't
be thinking you're gonna have enough bit space for your
roller bag and guitar. That's a message for the guy
at Burbank Airport yesterday. Now we're on the plane. I
can't stress this next point enough. Keep your damn shoes on.
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I don't need to see your feet. And when you're
walking around with those nasty toes, point in all directions.
Just no, that's not water on the bathroom floor.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
You'll be standing in eh.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
That is.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
If you do any of these things, expect to glare
from me in a passive aggressive remark from my wife,
and know that we will be talking about you for
the rest of the flight.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
It's basically our foreplay.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I think this is the angriest I've ever heard you, Johnsen.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
There's been a lot of us situations in the last
five days.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I'll say that, did you at least go somewhere fun.
Speaker 7 (08:24):
I'm in Bellingtown, Washington, Okay, fair enough that that can
be a fun town.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Yeah, just keep your shoes on.
Speaker 8 (08:34):
Always kicking it with Sean Ryan on one O two
point five kz okay point five kz okay. It's time
for the big new news of the day.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
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The story is just so epic. It's everywhere you can
see this dude gets caught on the kiss cam during
a Coldplay concert. He gets caught in the kiss cam
with a woman who is not his wife, and there
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is no denying that they are a couple, if you
know what I mean. And so Chris Martin of Coldplay
is like, either they're having an affair or they're just
really shy because of course, as soon as the camera's
on them and they're on the JumboTron, they freaked out
and tried to hide their faces and pretend that they
weren't just all over each other.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
It's so so cringe, so funny.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
And so this dude, Yeah, his wife has already deleted
all of her social What.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Do you think she was more disappointed about that he
was there with another chick or that he was at
a Coldplay concert.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
The Mariners are back in action tonight at seven ten.
Tickets are available now and you've got the opportunity to
take a picture with cal Raley's home run derby belt
and trophy and just a necklist. And don't forget to
get your tickets to the special CAZy Oka Zone for
the game on July. Tickets are early twenty five bucks.
It's gonna get you in the Kzok Zone. You get
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a Kzok T shirt and a portion of the proceeds
benefit Motley's Zoo Animals Shelter.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Awesome.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Get your tickets now. Maritors dot com slash Kzoka again.
That is the Mariners Rangers on July thirty. First, get
those tickets before it's too late. Doloms I have a
brand new beer blog up kzok dot com. You can
follow me on social media. I'm at Sarah Kzoka. I
went to see our sponsors at Silver City Brewery yesterday.
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I mean the beers in stores everywhere, you guys know that,
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see Heart you want them, win them at eight fifteen
two point five kzok. Today is National Caviar Day funds
and caviar is a very polarizing food. The question to you,
what food do you find difficult or controversial? Let's hear
at Stacey and Duval.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
How do people even eat sweet breads? Like they are
not sweet and they're not even bread?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Okay, I found out the hard way. Organs, No, what
did they call them? That it is not sweet and
they are not bread? On the kzk Instagram, Yo says oysters.
It's not on the half show. Dat McCullough says, Brussels Brouts,
Shane and pall Upwood. What's the food for you?
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Real? So good?
Speaker 4 (11:33):
But yeah, I can't think about where it comes from.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
No leamies, Tommy and Lakewood.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
You know what awful is? I mean, the name says
it all.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
I mean, I don't understand how people can eat animal
and testine grows so gross?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Are we ruining people's breakfast? Right now? Sarah's question of
the day brought to you by a Silver City Brewery.
Answer it by calling eight hundred two five two five.
You can text ROH sixty seven our free iHeartRadio app,
tap that little red microphone at all, record your answer
and send it right here. We'll talk about your answers
throughout the morning. Why don't your point five ks?
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Sarah? Time for you to win. Take us to see Heart.
They're gonna be a climate Pledgerina November twenty third. We
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kz okay one or two.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
Point five kz ok Are you smart? I'm talking Sarah smart.
It's time to proof you are smart.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Kiss you win the title, you win. Take us to
see Heart, Climate Pledgerina, November twenty third, Good morning.
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Bert, Morning Kirk Kirk.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Yeah, yeah, oh so you are to I was gonna
say k I r K like Captain Kirk Kurt. Are
you on the road No, I'm sitting right now in traffic.
Yeah no, no, no, are oud you pulled over to
be responsible?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Bert, my friend. You gotta get two of three questions correct.
Here is your first one. How many studio albums has
Heart released? Five, fifteen or fifty? You are halfway there.
How many valves does a human heart have? Or you
did it? You didn't even need your final question. Yeah,
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do you want to hear what it was? Anyway? Sure?
How many hearts does cockroach have? Hint? Too many? It
is thought to be a very unlucky number. The pause there, Yes,
thirteen is correct, so it's not unlucky for o a
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Speaker 6 (13:50):
All right, thank you very much, you have a good day.
Speaker 8 (13:52):
Two point five casey Okay? Sure or justified? You decide? Colin. Now,
So I've been with my girl.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
For two years. It's basically over and then she announced
she's pregnant.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
So I don't want to break up.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
But my friend says, I'm a jerk.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
I'll support her and the kid.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
But I think a breakup is justified.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Sarah, what do you guys say?
Speaker 1 (14:21):
What a dilemma? I'm the way in George and Renton,
what is your opinion?
Speaker 8 (14:26):
Well, Bro, you cannot stay with a lady just because
she's pregnant.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
Just ask Tom Brady.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Yeah, Mac and Graham, where do you stand on this?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Jerk?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Do the right thing, Bro, stay with her. She's pregnant
with your kid. Bra all right, we need to hear
your opinion. Eight hundred and two two one two five
text nine zero six two seven open up our free
iHeartRadio app. Make CAZy okay one of your presets you
can use the talk back feature. You hit that letter
little red microphone, it's going to record your opinion and
send it here. Is he a jerk or justified?
Speaker 8 (15:00):
Two point five?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
CAZy?
Speaker 8 (15:01):
Okay, sure or justified? You decide? Colin now at eight
hundred and two five two.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
One two five, Well, Alex didn't see a future with
his girlfriend, wants to break up with her, and then
she announced she's pregnant. He wants to break up, but
his friend said, that's a jerk move. What is your opinion?
Let's hear from Stephen Malty.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Sarah, this guy is justified.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
You can't stay with her just for that.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Just figure out how to co parent. That's not always easy,
is it? Seriously, Katie and Bremerton, jerk are justified.
Speaker 5 (15:30):
You can't stay with someone just to raise the kid,
like you'll wind up divorced. Better to be a good
dad and not miserable and fighting all the time. But like,
good luck and next time, wrap it.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Up, whise wise words.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
I'm a little surprised the text line is completely split
fifty to fifty on this one. I'm leaning towards justified.
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is it justice for you? Dot com? Why don't you
boy find crazy? Okay? Today it's a National caviar Day. Personally,
I love caviar, cheap, expensive, I don't care. I love
it all, but it is a very polarizing food. What
food do you find difficult or controversial?
Speaker 8 (16:20):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Ross and Mount Vernon?
Speaker 3 (16:21):
It's me? How do people eat them? And how about
the ones in Asia that are partly develop sail notes?
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I agree? Oh hell no balloot I've seen it in
is like a little oh Christian spanaway.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
Oh god herring. Honestly, just saying the word makes me
want to barf, and honestly, don't try to pickle it.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
It just doesn't tide the fact that it's supergrothed. Oh mg,
that might be the winner. What's the stuff? Oh lutofisk? Also, ew,
isn't you a rapper?
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Ew?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
I think that would be a great parody. What food
do you find difficult are controversial? Sarah's Question of the
Day brought to you by Silver City Brewery, a Pacific
Northwest have mentioned every can find Silver City Beer in
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kazy okay, We're forty minutes commercial free. It's Friday. I
am full of good news. Oh yeah, tell me some
that was the good news. Doesn't stop there though. A
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thousand bucks. You can win it right after the Eagles.
Here the keyword to enter a kazyoka dot com next week,
lady there. John Ryan was my favorite Hawk.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
What you got cook in this week?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
He's got some thoughts on airplane etiquette or lack thereof,
like stop taking your shoes and socks off? Here what
John Ryan has to say next? On one O two
point five kzy okay?
Speaker 8 (17:35):
One oh two point five CAZy okay.
Speaker 6 (17:37):
It's time for kicking it with former Seahawks punter John Ryan.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
John Ryan, what's on your mind this week?
Speaker 4 (17:44):
I've been flying a lot lately, five flights this past week.
I want to know why does everyone lose all common
sense the second they walk into an airport?
Speaker 1 (17:52):
So true?
Speaker 4 (17:53):
First off, tsa screening is non escape room exactly, very simple. Well,
your belongings on the belt and besides them until they go.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Into the X ray machine. Then proceed through.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Security and pick up your belongings on the other side
and keep on moving. That's it, that's all, nothing more.
Then there's the boarding process. Airlines bored by zone. So
if you look at your ticket and it says zone five,
shit your butt down. You don't need to be standing
at the front of the line. Also, if that it
says seat thirty five, d on it. Don't be thinking
(18:25):
you're gonna have enough bits space for your roller bag
and guitar. That's a method for the guy at Burbank
Airpoint yesterday. Now we're on the plane. I can't stress
this next point enough. Keep your damn shoes on. I
don't need to see your feet. And when you're walking
around with those nasty toes, point in all directions. Just
know that's not water on the bathroom floor you'll be.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Standing in eh, that is peep.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
If you do any of these things, expect to glare
from me in a passive aggressive remark from my wife,
and know that we will be talking about you for
the rest of the flight.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
It's basically our four pot.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
I think this is the angriest i've ever heard you, John.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
There's been a lot of us situations in the lack
five days.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
I'll say that, did you at least go somewhere fun.
Speaker 7 (19:11):
I'm in bellinghom Washington, Okay.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Fair enough that that can be a fun town. Yeah,
just keep your shoes on, always.
Speaker 8 (19:22):
Kicking it with Sean Ryan on one O two point
five kz okay, but on two.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Point five kz okay, Sarah. Time to take a look
at sports. Sports brought to you by Bradley Johnson Lawyers,
facing a DUI call one eight hundred d u y away.
Finally baseball is back, baby. The All Star break was
great to watch Cal compete, but it is like the
worst week in sports. I actually watched some Summer league
basketball yesterday and I hated every minute of it. I
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hated myself for watching it. Mariners and everybody else back
in action. We've got Houston here in Seattle with a
seven to ten start time, gonna be a great night
at the ballpar Weather's going to be awesome, and Cal
Rawley is going to have his All Star home run
derby the necklace thing and well, everything's going to be
there and you can take pictures with it. That's awesome
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and the Sounders up next tomorrow, San Jose. You can
hear all the action on our sister station ninety three
point three KJR FM. The Storm are off until Tuesday.
It's their All Star break and Caitlin Clark will be
missing the WNBA's All Star weekend due to that persistent
groin injury. Yikes, s bummer. If you haven't gotten your
(20:33):
tickets yet for the Kzok Zone, make sure to get
them now before they sell out, before it's too late.
Mariners dot com slash Kzok. It's for the game on
July thirty first at six forty. Tickets are only twenty
five bucks. You get into the special seating area, you
get the Kzok T shirt, and a portion of the
proceeds benefit Motley's Do Animal Shelter. Yes Yeah Sports brought
(20:54):
you by Bradley Johnson Lawyers facing at UI Call one
eight hundred, duy away, I'm heading no for today. Ali's
up next and if you miss on you today's show
the podcast, find it on our free iHeartRadio app. Have
a great weekend, Go Manners.