May 9, 2025 • 1 min
Seahawks legend Jon Ryan joined the show as he does every Friday to rant about whatever is on his mind. These week, Jon shared a WARNING to everyone. EATING OYSTERS THAT HAVE BEEN IN THE HEAT ALL DAY WILL GET YOU SICK. Uhh...DUH!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One two point five kzy. Okay, time for kicking it
with John Ryan's Seahawk's legend.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
John Ryan was on your mind this week? Well, I
was a little under the weather yesterday, which doesn't happen often,
but it got me to thinking about the sickest I've
ever been, and I tell this story of the cautionary tale.
I go to Mexico quite often to watch professional baseball,
and we go. When we go, it's a little different
than a typical Mexican dication. We're eating more local food
at games and restaurants, and staying at more local hotels
(00:31):
are American vacationer type hotels. So I'm sitting on the
beach one day and a woman walks by with a
big old sack of oysters. Oh no, I'm about seven
or eight pacificos deep, and I think the best thing
to do is to eat a big old plate of
warm oysters. Why are they so warm, you ask, Well,
because this woman, I've been carried around them around the
(00:52):
Mexican beach in a sack in ninety five DeGreasy Oh.
Later that night started the longest twenty four hours of
mine entire life. I didn't know you could be shivering
and also pouring sweat at the same time. I didn't
know you could have a fever of one hundred and five.
It needs to be under blankets because fever and chills
went on for the longest twenty four hours of my life.
And I won't even talk about the fifteen minute bathroom breaking. Yeah.
(01:17):
When I was seventeen, I had mono and I got
down to one hundred and forty five pounds after not
eating or drinking for five days, until my mom finally
thought that I was gonna die as he took me
to the hospital. And I promise you I'd rather have
mono every day for the rest of my life than
suck it through that twenty four hours next to ayah,
next too. I love you, and I continue to come
back often. But for all you dream deals out there,
(01:38):
when you see a woman with a large sack of
warm seafood, don't be like me and say yay cheap seafood.
Be warned it's a warm, baggedy coolie that
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Was kicking it with John Ryan
One two point five kzy. Okay, time for kicking it
with John Ryan's Seahawk's legend.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
John Ryan was on your mind this week? Well, I
was a little under the weather yesterday, which doesn't happen often,
but it got me to thinking about the sickest I've
ever been, and I tell this story of the cautionary tale.
I go to Mexico quite often to watch professional baseball,
and we go. When we go, it's a little different
than a typical Mexican dication. We're eating more local food
at games and restaurants, and staying at more local hotels
(00:31):
are American vacationer type hotels. So I'm sitting on the
beach one day and a woman walks by with a
big old sack of oysters. Oh no, I'm about seven
or eight pacificos deep, and I think the best thing
to do is to eat a big old plate of
warm oysters. Why are they so warm, you ask, Well,
because this woman, I've been carried around them around the
(00:52):
Mexican beach in a sack in ninety five DeGreasy Oh.
Later that night started the longest twenty four hours of
mine entire life. I didn't know you could be shivering
and also pouring sweat at the same time. I didn't
know you could have a fever of one hundred and five.
It needs to be under blankets because fever and chills
went on for the longest twenty four hours of my life.
And I won't even talk about the fifteen minute bathroom breaking. Yeah.
(01:17):
When I was seventeen, I had mono and I got
down to one hundred and forty five pounds after not
eating or drinking for five days, until my mom finally
thought that I was gonna die as he took me
to the hospital. And I promise you I'd rather have
mono every day for the rest of my life than
suck it through that twenty four hours next to ayah,
next too. I love you, and I continue to come
back often. But for all you dream deals out there,
(01:38):
when you see a woman with a large sack of
warm seafood, don't be like me and say yay cheap seafood.
Be warned it's a warm, baggedy coolie that
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Was kicking it with John Ryan
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