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July 18, 2025 1 min
Seahawks legend Jon Ryan has a serious PSA on airport and airplane etiquette. SPOILER ALERT: Nobody wants to smell your stinky feet, bro!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Okay, it's time for kicking it with former Seahawks punter
John Ryan.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
John Ryan, what's on your mind this week? I've been
flying a lot lately, five flights this past week. I
want to know why does everyone lose all common sense
the second they walk into an airport? So true, first off,
tsa screening is not an escape room. It's actually very simple.
Put your belongings on the belt, stand beside them until
they go into the X ray machine, then prosted through

(00:28):
security and pick up your belongings on the other side
and keep on moving. That's it, that's all, nothing more.
Then there's the boarding process. Airlines bored by zone.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
So if you look at your ticket and it says
it'szone five, shit your butt down. You don't need to
be standing at the front of the line.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Also, if that it says seat thirty five b on it,
don't be thinking you're gonna have enough bench base for
your roller bag and guitar. And that's a message for
the guy at Burbank Airport yesterday.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Now we're on the plane, I can't stress this point enough.
Keep your damn shoes on. I don't need to see
your feet.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
And when you're walking around with those nasty toes point
in all directions this note. That's not water on the
bathroom floor.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
You'll be standing in eh.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
That is if you do any of these things, expect
to glare from me in a pass of the grass
that remark from my wife, and know that we will
be talking about you for the rest of the flight.
It's basically our foreplay. I think this is the angriest
I've ever heard you, John's.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
There's been a lot of us situations in the last
five days. I'll say that, did you at least go
somewhere fun.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
I'm in bellinghom Washington, Okay, fair enough that that can
be a fun town.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, just keep your shoes on. Always kicking it with
Sean Ryan on one two point five k Okay,
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