July 2, 2024 • 19 mins
Who would have thought we could go a solid 15 minutes just talking about the Jurassic Park franchise? Join Hoody and Erick as we recap the entire Jurassic franchise so that Hoody can prove a point to Erick! Plus even more Missed Connections from the DMV that will definitely have you rethinking your Fourth of July plans if they are outside! All that and more in this week's Let's Get Weird!
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(00:00):
Happy hot doll day and hopefully readybecause it's time to get where. It's
about to get weird. You're preparedfor it to get weird. Thinks you're
gonna get weird. It's getting weird. I'm gonna get real weird with it.
Let's get weird. Let's get it? Where? Where? Get Where?
(00:20):
Are you ready to get weird withHoodie and Eric? I'm ready?
Let's are ready because you listen tothe Glizzie one hundred and eighty six episode
of Let's Get Weird. My name'sHoddy May, I'm were and every week
we come together give you the weirdstories from our lives, the streets,
the sheets, the internets, theskies above, the seas below, Uranus
(00:45):
take out, just blanked out,have a good time. You know on
this podcast what you're playing now,But you're playing two games at once,
and I'm playing one game and ithas two different versions of the game.
No, it's just one game.And it has like a lot of mini
games inside of it, which Iappreciate and I love these mining games of
like you're playing Bejeweled right now.You know that, right it looks like
Bejeweled, but it's not. It'sBejeweled, all right, so you beat
(01:06):
that level? All right? Right? What is this game? It's called
Fish. Something's candy Land, No, it's fish. You got fish.
You got to take care of yourfish. Meant for adults, are meant
for children. I don't know.It kept popping up every time I was
playing another game, So boom boom, No I stopped playing Boom boom piece
the boom boom boom boom that gameMarble Snap Baby all day. You know
what I'm saying. You still playthat? Oh yeah, it's gonna be
(01:27):
the Deadpool Wolverine season coming up,so we gotta get playing that. All
the Deadpool and Wolverine cosmetics you canbuy and ship have bought that Funko pop
yesterday. I would have bought itfor you. Well, I almost bought
you, and I keep forgetting ifyou had it or not. I was
at Tarja and they had the Bobafet not the bof at the Mandalorian star
(01:48):
Fighter, but the Mini one.What do you mean, Funko or Lego?
I got my Captain Rex one.Yeah, the Captain Rex. You
got the Yeah, the Captain Rex. You gave us the brickhead we haven't
built you also have the bow offat MANI right, No, etn't buy
the bow of that many one.No, oh schniky. I'm not trying
to I'm trying to get what Ilike. I have no idea where space.
(02:12):
I just saw they revealed a batmobilethat I'm like, I want that,
but I don't have space for it. Really, do you want to
see it? You can tempt meto not buy it. Nope, you'll
tempt me to not buy it.Or do you want to see it?
Which I wants to see it?Okay, where is it? It's not
that I just saw? Oh hereit is. It's called the DC Gold
label nineteen eighty nine batmobile. Whoa, yeah, it looks real good.
(02:38):
Yeah. Well that's like a hotwheel. No, it's not hot wheel.
It's like like a vehicle, youknow, like you get back at
the day, Like, that's thevehicle. Look cool? That is Oh
it's McFarlane toy. You get acool Batman with it. It's supposed to
be on sale for Prime Day,which is nack two weeks. It's already
twenty eight percent off. Yeah,so it could be on sale even more
(02:58):
come Prime Day. Already percent on. I mean, that's that's a lot
of money. It costs seventy one. I don't have space for it.
Looks cool, Hey, I usedto have I used to have a batmobile
back in the day. That wasreally dope. But the pieces the wings
fell off. I just bought ashelf of Target for forty bucks. It's
the five I'm about to see itwhen I crashed at your place this week.
(03:19):
So yeah, I'm gonna clean myhouse it for you. I gotta
clean the front room. I gottatake a bag too. You can figure
out how to use your YouTube TVon your TV. You do is open
up the Xbox gook to my Ericprofile, slide over to YouTube TV,
and there you go a lot ofsports stuff. So that's okay. I'm
about to put a lot of nerdedthings on there. You can't go watch
regular I'm gonna watch nerdy YouTube.There's another YouTube app to watch it on.
(03:44):
Why that's so dumb? Sense wehave two different appens because how was
the one? Okay? Think aboutintegrated with YouTube how though? As there's
tabs. Correct, if you havethe YouTube TV tab, then that shows
you all the other things, right, But then think about how many data
farms they're gonna have to make biggerthan for the years Google they got all
the data farms. You're right,but this separates everything to allow it's it's
(04:05):
compartmentalizing. It's perfect. Like,look how slow Disney Plus is not because
of Hulu. That's true. Well, not well for me because mine didn't
merge. So I did because Iuse your Hulu and my Disney Plus,
so they're not connected. So theymerged. It works great, seamless,
(04:25):
So maybe you shouldn't have made thatdecision to connect them. Nice So Hulu
app well, you know I'm onthere all the time, but my Disney
Plus and Modern Family sucks. Gotto the Disneyland episode and you want I
want to tell you something more?Was like, I don't want to watch
the Disneyland episode. I already livedit. I was like, yeah,
but it's fun now. And shewas laughing the whole time because she had
the same struggles as all the adultsin this episode. Is like, damn
(04:46):
straight, what season was that?Third season? I think I'm in When
they have the new Lily they replacedto Lily. Why uh? Because the
act the kid actress that originally wasLily. They wanted more money or something
and they said no, and sothey got the new Lily who became the
main lilyway, so the parents basicallyscrewed that kid out of the mind pretty
(05:10):
much because essentially the girl was twinned. So it's like a Mary Kate Nashley
situation. But they wanted more moneyand they screwed him because they went on
for like ten more seasons. Sothey did pretty well because everyone knows her
as lately from modern family, Sohas she done anything after that? She
went to college and stuff, sooh yeah, maybe maybe. I don't
(05:30):
know. I don't think any ofthose kids have to do anything though after
that, so because they're probably becauseManny, the guy who plays Manny,
he doesn't do anything, but hejust goes the Red Carpenter was on Nickelodeon.
His sister was on a bunch ofNickelodeon and Disney shows. She was
Paul Blarteah and so like that.That's a power family right there saying everything.
But they must have gotten a lotbecause he wasn't he was really good
(05:53):
as Manny. Oh yeah, andthat guy was. But he can't do
anything else right now because like one, he's making he has so much money
too, Like everyone just knows himas Manny from Modern Family. You know,
I always feel like as an actor, and maybe I can't say this,
but I feel like you could stillfight through that and still do multiple
roles. It just depends. Imean, look at Austin Butler. It
wasn't until Elvis that people took himseriously as an actor because he was just
(06:15):
a Disney Channel actor beforehand, right, But I mean, like he's not
just and now he's in everything he'sgoing to be that he was in Bike
Riders, he was doomed two.Yeah, yeah, because I saw him
on The Graham Norton Show where dida clip about he had to wear that
was a They didn't shave his head, but it was a bad eyebrow cat
that went all the way to hiseyebrows and if it was a centimeter a
(06:36):
millimeter off, he couldn't open hiseyelids, which I was like, damn
because he had to stay for BikeRider. Like look at Lena Gomez,
like she was such a dizz,Like she was on Barney and then Wizards
of Waverley Place, and then shedid spring Breakers to try to get out
of it, and then she wasin a bunch of other things. But
like her main claim to fame nowis she's saying, but only murders in
(06:56):
the building, and now she's goingback to Wizards as a producer. So
really, yeah, he's gotta breakthat stigma. If I think the Stigmades,
you got to do a bad movieand then movie and then race from
the ashes like Phoenix. You know, you know, well, because I'm
waiting for John Snow to do something. Harrington, he's in a bunch of
stuff. He's on an HBO orMax, a Max show coming out with
(07:17):
him in it. Apparently I sawthe trailer for it on something. It's
uh that serious black. He wouldbe a good serious black though gun cutter.
Then maybe that's you spelled his namewrong. It's fine, that's fine
industry gunpowder. He's in a bunchof stuff that they're like, I don't
know if I really want to watchthat type of stuff. And remember he's
(07:38):
a black Knight in Marvel because he'sin the Eternals. Remember, oh right,
talk about a Marvel payoff. Thatwon't happen anytime soon. So until
Blade happens, which might not happen, you got to keep pushing it.
And it's like, at this point, Rehearsala like has been on hold for
his project for like seven years.He's gonna be in the next Jurassic World
(07:59):
movie before Blade comes out. ThereJassic World movie, they make another one.
Scarlet Scarlett Johansson signed on and he'sgonna be the other it's like a
new trilogy. So no Chris Pratt, no Bryce tallis Howard really and so
like he already signed on that andlike, all right, great, well,
Blade won't fin film until that's donefilm, you know, So how
what would the storyline be there withthat? One knows they might some people
(08:22):
think they said it go back inthe past, which isn't the worst thing.
Face. And the Jurassic Park wasthe coolest one was the first movie
anything around. And the second onewas cool because it was like, oh
there's a second park that was likethe feeder park for the first one.
And Jassic World was cool why becauseit kind of went back to the basics
of Jurassic Park. And then everythingelse was The three Jassic World movies weren't
(08:45):
that bad. The third one waskind of a little far fetched that they're,
oh, point a laser at someoneand then the raptor will go there.
How about just sick. The useof the gun on the guy.
We'll not get a hurt. Humanshurt. That's why you're sick. In
a rapt were dealing with the raptor. The raptor is gonna win and take
the bullet better than a human willtake the bullet. Think about it.
(09:05):
They probably think about how they canget genetically alter the skin of the raptor
to be bulletproof. You know,I'm just saying. I'm just saying,
I'm just saying, Well, theymade it. They made the one raptor
invisible, the indo raptor. Whatwas it the it was Indo raptor.
The indow raptor was second. Whatwas the first one called the Dreassic World
(09:26):
one where they couldn't because they usedcuddlefish. Oh god, no, not
the indoor raptor. What was theone before that one? Fallen Kingdom?
Uh no, the first dress dominantrecks that's it, Yes, that's it,
dominant, And the third one itwas about the locust That's what the
third one was about, right,the locusts that they created. And then
(09:48):
getting the little girl, uh,getting the little girl in blue, yeah,
because they needed they needed blue forsomething yeah. No. The third
one wasn't about the litld No,it's about them going to the reluge.
The refuge, yeah right, becausethey made that one, they made a
bigger dinosaur again, Nails that gotthis. It was like, all right,
(10:09):
we get it. You're trying tomake a bigger and better dinosaur.
It's not working every time. Yeah. The third one was about the locusts,
and then they brought back all thecharacters from the first one. Yeah,
and they were just there. No, the Jeff Goldblum was kind of
just he was definitely just there.But he's also been in four of them,
correct as well. Yeah, hewas dress well, they all well,
(10:31):
besides the Lord Derham, they've allbeen in. No, she was
in the third Dressic Park three too, she was, but not not the
old man, not the he woulddie though. No, no, no,
no, the the other archaeologist.He was only in the first one
and the last one. No,in the third one. He wasn't in
the third one, tres Park three. It was all about him, remember
Alan the raptor in his dream.No, I don't know. They're going
(10:52):
to rescue the kid that parachuted offthe island. Yeah, they they all
were in two that was. Therewas two that too was Jeff Goldblum where
him and his kid go back tothe Feeder Island with Vince Vaughan is the
cameraman. Yeah, and then thethird one is they go back and they
crashed. They go to a differentisland. No, they go to the
(11:13):
same island. No, it's adifferent island. It's a different island.
How is it a different island.There's like a string of islands that Richard
Hammond bought. Yeah, and thesewere all the terodactyls went, and that's
why they saw all the terodactyls andthe raptor egg. Vince one was in
that one, and so I wasonly the second one. Who was the
third one? Name William H.Macy, That's who. And then the
(11:41):
wife was screaming up and the kidsthey remember they flew and then one of
the guys was off behind and they'relike, please pick me up, and
they're like, oh, we're gonnaget up, and they skirted off of
it. And then remember also inthat film then I don't know the spider
saurus. I think it was onewas because it was like, oh,
the t rex is a bad Iguess what there's other bad dinosaurs like ah,
(12:05):
I like t Rex. Don't lookthe spawnosaurs is they tried practically,
they made the dinosaur eat the shipand ate one of the guy's legs,
remember, like through the cockpit andthey tossed them. And then remember the
raptors for the other third mercenary guypretended like somehow use puppetry to make the
guy move on the ground. Raptorsdoing this to make it pretend like he
(12:30):
was alive, but he was dead. I got to rewatch all these movies.
The third one not good. Thethird one is not good. Second
one's okay until they get back tothe US and all that. They bring
back t Rex, yeah, whichthey don't talk about in the sixth to
one. How they already brought themback in the second herd back by the
way, huh her back. They'refemales, remember clever a girl. No,
they're they're male female the same allthe dinosaurs are female, remember right.
(12:56):
But then but then they don't procreate. They find a way, which
essentially means brokered in this situation.God damn it. Andrew in the dress
world as the dominant Dominus rex,is that the dominance Rex. The last
villain. No, Dominus Rex isthe Jurassic World. Yeah wait, hold
(13:20):
on, it is the white onethat they put the cuddle fish in that
they couldn't find and the fat guygets here. Oh that's images yeah okay
Oka, yeah yeah right, yeahyeah. The second one is the raptor.
The third one is another raptor.No, it is a raptor that
something else, right, yeah,but the t Rex kills them, and
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then talking about world hunger. Allright, well, there you go,
Jurassic Park. Keepy, let's getweird day. See you later, everybody.
Well, now I had a plotplan, but I guess we'll save
that for next week, because whatis that I hear in the distance.
It's time for some it's good actioncognom style. I don't know if that's
(14:07):
a part I'm saying it that youknow, we actually do think we're going
to talk about during this I hada whole plan. I typed out the
whole day on description and now it'suseless. There was, and there's a
point in this podcast you can goabout like five minutes. I tried to
like curb Eric to get us intothe other thing I wanted to talk about.
(14:31):
No, Eric just kept going andthat's an eft. I'm gonna go
to the dude. It's good.We could have done the other part.
Two. That's a whole that's awhole twenty minute thing. That's like we're
gonna read to Choose your Own Adventurebook. That's a whole book. That
five minutes part of the book,because you're not reading all of it because
if you do, that's weird becauseyou're getting all the stories messed up.
(14:54):
Anyway, that would be next week. Next week, Choose your Own Adventure
with Eric and Hoodie. It'll bea goosebumps unless I zombie school rail the
whole thing again, we'll find out. But Miss Connections it's where we read
real miss connections from Washington, DCdot Craigslist dot Org, slash mi I
s uh and we each compete tosee who's freaker, is it DC,
Maryland or Virginia. Virginia is runningaway. Not a lot right now,
(15:18):
but methinks next week four for July, we're gonna see everyone have them fireworks
built. You know what I'm saying, What do you mean? Because they're
gonna have the heat outside but alsothe heat of the fireworks between them,
you know, that's a bad pun. That worked, big pun. I
didn't get it. It worked,I didn't get it anyway. Uh.
The first one up is from FairfaxCity. Right off for Virginia, Virginy
(15:43):
Mouth to use, uh, fairFact City. Anyone in the Fairfax area.
One of you lies a forty fouryear old Bye, white guys mouth
tonight for an hour or so?One white guy, white guy tonight for
an hour or so. Ooh mouth, he's hungry. No, no,
(16:03):
you help me, Obione, helpme. Next one looking for a third
Rockville? Want to come hiking withus in these deep mountains of Rockville?
Should we toll sauce? She loveshiking? I mean maybe she might make
new friends. No, I don'tthink she's into that. I think she
wants to said she needs new friends. She doesn't need new friends, but
(16:25):
always down for new friends. Noone's down for new friends, new friends.
Here's what you do. You setthe line on the hike. When
you get there, you say,hey, this is just a hike.
When we get back, I'm goinghome. I'm not going with you to
the park, you man. Igot a six foot sup we gotta eat
six ft, so we gotta eatit. Next one met you out parked
(16:48):
while I was working outside. Youwere in sweats, PG County. Yeah,
I met you this morning while workingoutside Saya in sweats walking You stopped
and we had conversation and you noticedme looking down below, down below.
I should have invited you in forsome water to cool off. We didn't
exchange infill. I'm still working outback and thinking within them sweats Hillcrest Heights,
(17:10):
PG County. All right, that'stwo for marrion and sweatpants. A
lot they were looking at you especiallythis past week. Is hot at short
week fun with the fourth coming up. Looking for another male friend to have
some fun with, share beers,stories and relax at your pool or at
one of the local spas. Meclean, self, sane, older,
(17:34):
d d DF male seeking same HMUwith hit me, hit me up with
details of interest, et cetera,et cetera. Thanks for the short week
of fun in Colesville, Maryland.What the heck does DDF mean? And
me clean safe sense I'm clean DFthat drugging disease free pop one This Google
(18:00):
AI sometimes gives you the right answerand sometimes you get a completely different answer.
And Google Aye, it was bothof drug and disease free, which
is what it is, and datadefinition format format, which I would never
need in my life. So Idon't know why that's a thing. Let's
go down the rabbit hole of datadefinition. It's an IBM program. Let's
go so drugging to drugs and easefree. Hoodie, catch that catch the
(18:26):
way you catch business. Oh mygod, but I can't wait to crash
your place. Turn on your YouTubeTVs, keep all the lights on,
please do. Also, my placesometimes smells like marijuana because a lot of
my neighbors like to smoke. OrI'll be there for four hours really,
so huh because I got to sleepfor four hours and come back. So
(18:48):
you're not gonna come by during thedamn Thursday. Yeah but maybe, but
that's gonna be like two hours.So I'm so confused about I'll be there.
Don't spy on me on your ringcam, which I know you have
that up so good. I wantto take that out. I want to
turn that off. Wow, whodo you use private? Oh my goodness,
(19:11):
Oh my god. But you canfollow me Andrew hood he that's with
the Y. You can follow Ericat mister Eric V. That's m R
E. R. I c kv. Eric. As you're going on
your vacation this week, make sureyou go play Bodies, Bodies, Bodies.
It was a it's a good gameto play if it's storming out,
which it might this weekend, soit's a it's a little thing of a
who done it murder mystery? Allright, I'll play Body's Bodies. M
(19:37):
M R E R I C kv. As always have a great week.
I always remember it's okay to beweird and sexy. It got weird,
didn't it. Yeah.
Happy hot doll day and hopefully readybecause it's time to get where. It's
about to get weird. You're preparedfor it to get weird. Thinks you're
gonna get weird. It's getting weird. I'm gonna get real weird with it.
Let's get weird. Let's get it? Where? Where? Get Where?
(00:20):
Are you ready to get weird withHoodie and Eric? I'm ready?
Let's are ready because you listen tothe Glizzie one hundred and eighty six episode
of Let's Get Weird. My name'sHoddy May, I'm were and every week
we come together give you the weirdstories from our lives, the streets,
the sheets, the internets, theskies above, the seas below, Uranus
(00:45):
take out, just blanked out,have a good time. You know on
this podcast what you're playing now,But you're playing two games at once,
and I'm playing one game and ithas two different versions of the game.
No, it's just one game.And it has like a lot of mini
games inside of it, which Iappreciate and I love these mining games of
like you're playing Bejeweled right now.You know that, right it looks like
Bejeweled, but it's not. It'sBejeweled, all right, so you beat
(01:06):
that level? All right? Right? What is this game? It's called
Fish. Something's candy Land, No, it's fish. You got fish.
You got to take care of yourfish. Meant for adults, are meant
for children. I don't know.It kept popping up every time I was
playing another game, So boom boom, No I stopped playing Boom boom piece
the boom boom boom boom that gameMarble Snap Baby all day. You know
what I'm saying. You still playthat? Oh yeah, it's gonna be
(01:27):
the Deadpool Wolverine season coming up,so we gotta get playing that. All
the Deadpool and Wolverine cosmetics you canbuy and ship have bought that Funko pop
yesterday. I would have bought itfor you. Well, I almost bought
you, and I keep forgetting ifyou had it or not. I was
at Tarja and they had the Bobafet not the bof at the Mandalorian star
(01:48):
Fighter, but the Mini one.What do you mean, Funko or Lego?
I got my Captain Rex one.Yeah, the Captain Rex. You
got the Yeah, the Captain Rex. You gave us the brickhead we haven't
built you also have the bow offat MANI right, No, etn't buy
the bow of that many one.No, oh schniky. I'm not trying
to I'm trying to get what Ilike. I have no idea where space.
(02:12):
I just saw they revealed a batmobilethat I'm like, I want that,
but I don't have space for it. Really, do you want to
see it? You can tempt meto not buy it. Nope, you'll
tempt me to not buy it.Or do you want to see it?
Which I wants to see it?Okay, where is it? It's not
that I just saw? Oh hereit is. It's called the DC Gold
label nineteen eighty nine batmobile. Whoa, yeah, it looks real good.
(02:38):
Yeah. Well that's like a hotwheel. No, it's not hot wheel.
It's like like a vehicle, youknow, like you get back at
the day, Like, that's thevehicle. Look cool? That is Oh
it's McFarlane toy. You get acool Batman with it. It's supposed to
be on sale for Prime Day,which is nack two weeks. It's already
twenty eight percent off. Yeah,so it could be on sale even more
(02:58):
come Prime Day. Already percent on. I mean, that's that's a lot
of money. It costs seventy one. I don't have space for it.
Looks cool, Hey, I usedto have I used to have a batmobile
back in the day. That wasreally dope. But the pieces the wings
fell off. I just bought ashelf of Target for forty bucks. It's
the five I'm about to see itwhen I crashed at your place this week.
(03:19):
So yeah, I'm gonna clean myhouse it for you. I gotta
clean the front room. I gottatake a bag too. You can figure
out how to use your YouTube TVon your TV. You do is open
up the Xbox gook to my Ericprofile, slide over to YouTube TV,
and there you go a lot ofsports stuff. So that's okay. I'm
about to put a lot of nerdedthings on there. You can't go watch
regular I'm gonna watch nerdy YouTube.There's another YouTube app to watch it on.
(03:44):
Why that's so dumb? Sense wehave two different appens because how was
the one? Okay? Think aboutintegrated with YouTube how though? As there's
tabs. Correct, if you havethe YouTube TV tab, then that shows
you all the other things, right, But then think about how many data
farms they're gonna have to make biggerthan for the years Google they got all
the data farms. You're right,but this separates everything to allow it's it's
(04:05):
compartmentalizing. It's perfect. Like,look how slow Disney Plus is not because
of Hulu. That's true. Well, not well for me because mine didn't
merge. So I did because Iuse your Hulu and my Disney Plus,
so they're not connected. So theymerged. It works great, seamless,
(04:25):
So maybe you shouldn't have made thatdecision to connect them. Nice So Hulu
app well, you know I'm onthere all the time, but my Disney
Plus and Modern Family sucks. Gotto the Disneyland episode and you want I
want to tell you something more?Was like, I don't want to watch
the Disneyland episode. I already livedit. I was like, yeah,
but it's fun now. And shewas laughing the whole time because she had
the same struggles as all the adultsin this episode. Is like, damn
(04:46):
straight, what season was that?Third season? I think I'm in When
they have the new Lily they replacedto Lily. Why uh? Because the
act the kid actress that originally wasLily. They wanted more money or something
and they said no, and sothey got the new Lily who became the
main lilyway, so the parents basicallyscrewed that kid out of the mind pretty
(05:10):
much because essentially the girl was twinned. So it's like a Mary Kate Nashley
situation. But they wanted more moneyand they screwed him because they went on
for like ten more seasons. Sothey did pretty well because everyone knows her
as lately from modern family, Sohas she done anything after that? She
went to college and stuff, sooh yeah, maybe maybe. I don't
(05:30):
know. I don't think any ofthose kids have to do anything though after
that, so because they're probably becauseManny, the guy who plays Manny,
he doesn't do anything, but hejust goes the Red Carpenter was on Nickelodeon.
His sister was on a bunch ofNickelodeon and Disney shows. She was
Paul Blarteah and so like that.That's a power family right there saying everything.
But they must have gotten a lotbecause he wasn't he was really good
(05:53):
as Manny. Oh yeah, andthat guy was. But he can't do
anything else right now because like one, he's making he has so much money
too, Like everyone just knows himas Manny from Modern Family. You know,
I always feel like as an actor, and maybe I can't say this,
but I feel like you could stillfight through that and still do multiple
roles. It just depends. Imean, look at Austin Butler. It
wasn't until Elvis that people took himseriously as an actor because he was just
(06:15):
a Disney Channel actor beforehand, right, But I mean, like he's not
just and now he's in everything he'sgoing to be that he was in Bike
Riders, he was doomed two.Yeah, yeah, because I saw him
on The Graham Norton Show where dida clip about he had to wear that
was a They didn't shave his head, but it was a bad eyebrow cat
that went all the way to hiseyebrows and if it was a centimeter a
(06:36):
millimeter off, he couldn't open hiseyelids, which I was like, damn
because he had to stay for BikeRider. Like look at Lena Gomez,
like she was such a dizz,Like she was on Barney and then Wizards
of Waverley Place, and then shedid spring Breakers to try to get out
of it, and then she wasin a bunch of other things. But
like her main claim to fame nowis she's saying, but only murders in
(06:56):
the building, and now she's goingback to Wizards as a producer. So
really, yeah, he's gotta breakthat stigma. If I think the Stigmades,
you got to do a bad movieand then movie and then race from
the ashes like Phoenix. You know, you know, well, because I'm
waiting for John Snow to do something. Harrington, he's in a bunch of
stuff. He's on an HBO orMax, a Max show coming out with
(07:17):
him in it. Apparently I sawthe trailer for it on something. It's
uh that serious black. He wouldbe a good serious black though gun cutter.
Then maybe that's you spelled his namewrong. It's fine, that's fine
industry gunpowder. He's in a bunchof stuff that they're like, I don't
know if I really want to watchthat type of stuff. And remember he's
(07:38):
a black Knight in Marvel because he'sin the Eternals. Remember, oh right,
talk about a Marvel payoff. Thatwon't happen anytime soon. So until
Blade happens, which might not happen, you got to keep pushing it.
And it's like, at this point, Rehearsala like has been on hold for
his project for like seven years.He's gonna be in the next Jurassic World
(07:59):
movie before Blade comes out. ThereJassic World movie, they make another one.
Scarlet Scarlett Johansson signed on and he'sgonna be the other it's like a
new trilogy. So no Chris Pratt, no Bryce tallis Howard really and so
like he already signed on that andlike, all right, great, well,
Blade won't fin film until that's donefilm, you know, So how
what would the storyline be there withthat? One knows they might some people
(08:22):
think they said it go back inthe past, which isn't the worst thing.
Face. And the Jurassic Park wasthe coolest one was the first movie
anything around. And the second onewas cool because it was like, oh
there's a second park that was likethe feeder park for the first one.
And Jassic World was cool why becauseit kind of went back to the basics
of Jurassic Park. And then everythingelse was The three Jassic World movies weren't
(08:45):
that bad. The third one waskind of a little far fetched that they're,
oh, point a laser at someoneand then the raptor will go there.
How about just sick. The useof the gun on the guy.
We'll not get a hurt. Humanshurt. That's why you're sick. In
a rapt were dealing with the raptor. The raptor is gonna win and take
the bullet better than a human willtake the bullet. Think about it.
(09:05):
They probably think about how they canget genetically alter the skin of the raptor
to be bulletproof. You know,I'm just saying. I'm just saying,
I'm just saying, Well, theymade it. They made the one raptor
invisible, the indo raptor. Whatwas it the it was Indo raptor.
The indow raptor was second. Whatwas the first one called the Dreassic World
(09:26):
one where they couldn't because they usedcuddlefish. Oh god, no, not
the indoor raptor. What was theone before that one? Fallen Kingdom?
Uh no, the first dress dominantrecks that's it, Yes, that's it,
dominant, And the third one itwas about the locust That's what the
third one was about, right,the locusts that they created. And then
(09:48):
getting the little girl, uh,getting the little girl in blue, yeah,
because they needed they needed blue forsomething yeah. No. The third
one wasn't about the litld No,it's about them going to the reluge.
The refuge, yeah right, becausethey made that one, they made a
bigger dinosaur again, Nails that gotthis. It was like, all right,
(10:09):
we get it. You're trying tomake a bigger and better dinosaur.
It's not working every time. Yeah. The third one was about the locusts,
and then they brought back all thecharacters from the first one. Yeah,
and they were just there. No, the Jeff Goldblum was kind of
just he was definitely just there.But he's also been in four of them,
correct as well. Yeah, hewas dress well, they all well,
(10:31):
besides the Lord Derham, they've allbeen in. No, she was
in the third Dressic Park three too, she was, but not not the
old man, not the he woulddie though. No, no, no,
no, the the other archaeologist.He was only in the first one
and the last one. No,in the third one. He wasn't in
the third one, tres Park three. It was all about him, remember
Alan the raptor in his dream.No, I don't know. They're going
(10:52):
to rescue the kid that parachuted offthe island. Yeah, they they all
were in two that was. Therewas two that too was Jeff Goldblum where
him and his kid go back tothe Feeder Island with Vince Vaughan is the
cameraman. Yeah, and then thethird one is they go back and they
crashed. They go to a differentisland. No, they go to the
(11:13):
same island. No, it's adifferent island. It's a different island.
How is it a different island.There's like a string of islands that Richard
Hammond bought. Yeah, and thesewere all the terodactyls went, and that's
why they saw all the terodactyls andthe raptor egg. Vince one was in
that one, and so I wasonly the second one. Who was the
third one? Name William H.Macy, That's who. And then the
(11:41):
wife was screaming up and the kidsthey remember they flew and then one of
the guys was off behind and they'relike, please pick me up, and
they're like, oh, we're gonnaget up, and they skirted off of
it. And then remember also inthat film then I don't know the spider
saurus. I think it was onewas because it was like, oh,
the t rex is a bad Iguess what there's other bad dinosaurs like ah,
(12:05):
I like t Rex. Don't lookthe spawnosaurs is they tried practically,
they made the dinosaur eat the shipand ate one of the guy's legs,
remember, like through the cockpit andthey tossed them. And then remember the
raptors for the other third mercenary guypretended like somehow use puppetry to make the
guy move on the ground. Raptorsdoing this to make it pretend like he
(12:30):
was alive, but he was dead. I got to rewatch all these movies.
The third one not good. Thethird one is not good. Second
one's okay until they get back tothe US and all that. They bring
back t Rex, yeah, whichthey don't talk about in the sixth to
one. How they already brought themback in the second herd back by the
way, huh her back. They'refemales, remember clever a girl. No,
they're they're male female the same allthe dinosaurs are female, remember right.
(12:56):
But then but then they don't procreate. They find a way, which
essentially means brokered in this situation.God damn it. Andrew in the dress
world as the dominant Dominus rex,is that the dominance Rex. The last
villain. No, Dominus Rex isthe Jurassic World. Yeah wait, hold
(13:20):
on, it is the white onethat they put the cuddle fish in that
they couldn't find and the fat guygets here. Oh that's images yeah okay
Oka, yeah yeah right, yeahyeah. The second one is the raptor.
The third one is another raptor.No, it is a raptor that
something else, right, yeah,but the t Rex kills them, and
(13:43):
then talking about world hunger. Allright, well, there you go,
Jurassic Park. Keepy, let's getweird day. See you later, everybody.
Well, now I had a plotplan, but I guess we'll save
that for next week, because whatis that I hear in the distance.
It's time for some it's good actioncognom style. I don't know if that's
(14:07):
a part I'm saying it that youknow, we actually do think we're going
to talk about during this I hada whole plan. I typed out the
whole day on description and now it'suseless. There was, and there's a
point in this podcast you can goabout like five minutes. I tried to
like curb Eric to get us intothe other thing I wanted to talk about.
(14:31):
No, Eric just kept going andthat's an eft. I'm gonna go
to the dude. It's good.We could have done the other part.
Two. That's a whole that's awhole twenty minute thing. That's like we're
gonna read to Choose your Own Adventurebook. That's a whole book. That
five minutes part of the book,because you're not reading all of it because
if you do, that's weird becauseyou're getting all the stories messed up.
(14:54):
Anyway, that would be next week. Next week, Choose your Own Adventure
with Eric and Hoodie. It'll bea goosebumps unless I zombie school rail the
whole thing again, we'll find out. But Miss Connections it's where we read
real miss connections from Washington, DCdot Craigslist dot Org, slash mi I
s uh and we each compete tosee who's freaker, is it DC,
Maryland or Virginia. Virginia is runningaway. Not a lot right now,
(15:18):
but methinks next week four for July, we're gonna see everyone have them fireworks
built. You know what I'm saying, What do you mean? Because they're
gonna have the heat outside but alsothe heat of the fireworks between them,
you know, that's a bad pun. That worked, big pun. I
didn't get it. It worked,I didn't get it anyway. Uh.
The first one up is from FairfaxCity. Right off for Virginia, Virginy
(15:43):
Mouth to use, uh, fairFact City. Anyone in the Fairfax area.
One of you lies a forty fouryear old Bye, white guys mouth
tonight for an hour or so?One white guy, white guy tonight for
an hour or so. Ooh mouth, he's hungry. No, no,
(16:03):
you help me, Obione, helpme. Next one looking for a third
Rockville? Want to come hiking withus in these deep mountains of Rockville?
Should we toll sauce? She loveshiking? I mean maybe she might make
new friends. No, I don'tthink she's into that. I think she
wants to said she needs new friends. She doesn't need new friends, but
(16:25):
always down for new friends. Noone's down for new friends, new friends.
Here's what you do. You setthe line on the hike. When
you get there, you say,hey, this is just a hike.
When we get back, I'm goinghome. I'm not going with you to
the park, you man. Igot a six foot sup we gotta eat
six ft, so we gotta eatit. Next one met you out parked
(16:48):
while I was working outside. Youwere in sweats, PG County. Yeah,
I met you this morning while workingoutside Saya in sweats walking You stopped
and we had conversation and you noticedme looking down below, down below.
I should have invited you in forsome water to cool off. We didn't
exchange infill. I'm still working outback and thinking within them sweats Hillcrest Heights,
(17:10):
PG County. All right, that'stwo for marrion and sweatpants. A
lot they were looking at you especiallythis past week. Is hot at short
week fun with the fourth coming up. Looking for another male friend to have
some fun with, share beers,stories and relax at your pool or at
one of the local spas. Meclean, self, sane, older,
(17:34):
d d DF male seeking same HMUwith hit me, hit me up with
details of interest, et cetera,et cetera. Thanks for the short week
of fun in Colesville, Maryland.What the heck does DDF mean? And
me clean safe sense I'm clean DFthat drugging disease free pop one This Google
(18:00):
AI sometimes gives you the right answerand sometimes you get a completely different answer.
And Google Aye, it was bothof drug and disease free, which
is what it is, and datadefinition format format, which I would never
need in my life. So Idon't know why that's a thing. Let's
go down the rabbit hole of datadefinition. It's an IBM program. Let's
go so drugging to drugs and easefree. Hoodie, catch that catch the
(18:26):
way you catch business. Oh mygod, but I can't wait to crash
your place. Turn on your YouTubeTVs, keep all the lights on,
please do. Also, my placesometimes smells like marijuana because a lot of
my neighbors like to smoke. OrI'll be there for four hours really,
so huh because I got to sleepfor four hours and come back. So
(18:48):
you're not gonna come by during thedamn Thursday. Yeah but maybe, but
that's gonna be like two hours.So I'm so confused about I'll be there.
Don't spy on me on your ringcam, which I know you have
that up so good. I wantto take that out. I want to
turn that off. Wow, whodo you use private? Oh my goodness,
(19:11):
Oh my god. But you canfollow me Andrew hood he that's with
the Y. You can follow Ericat mister Eric V. That's m R
E. R. I c kv. Eric. As you're going on
your vacation this week, make sureyou go play Bodies, Bodies, Bodies.
It was a it's a good gameto play if it's storming out,
which it might this weekend, soit's a it's a little thing of a
who done it murder mystery? Allright, I'll play Body's Bodies. M
(19:37):
M R E R I C kv. As always have a great week.
I always remember it's okay to beweird and sexy. It got weird,
didn't it. Yeah.
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