November 26, 2024 • 24 mins
Do we have any good pictures on Getty Images? Join Hoody and Erick as we do a deep-dive on Getty Images on ourselves while talking about our Thanksgiving traditions that happen every year! Plus, even more Missed Connections from the DMV, how do we both sleep and what Disney hacks is Hoody learning about now? All that and more in this week's Let's Get Weird!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I think we can all definitively say mac and cheese
is the best side, and hopefully are ready because it's time.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I'm gonna weird.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
It's about to get weird.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
He's prepared for it to get weird.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Things are gonna get weird. It's getting weird.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I'm gonna get real weird with it.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Let's get weird. Let's get it. Where where get? Where?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Are you ready to get weird with Hoodie and Eric?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I'm ready, listener because you listened to the two hundred
and thirty aka The thanks Giving an episode of.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Let's Get Weird.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Hi, hold on, my name's Hodi, And every week we
come together and give you the weird stories from our lives.
The streets, the sheets, the upside downs, the all arounds,
the stuffings, the stuff in between, and the gizzards and
uranus and that turkey ass that's from Norbit. Oh God,
I'm I showed more Norbit. But she watched two weeks ago.
(01:01):
I was like, yeah, it's a Sundi Murphy movie we
watched all the time when we were kids. Like this
explains so much.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
He played everyone in that one as well too, just.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Him and the main lady, Respusha I think it was
the character's name.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Really, I thought it was like three other characters.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Oh yeah, yeah, that movie is kind of problematic. Why
he plays his the adopted dad. Yeah, that's all. That's fine,
you know a million. I really mainly made more watch
it as a joke more than anything. Looked it on
right now Netflix, right, I think it was a Netflix.
But the funny thing was, like the soundtrack for that
(01:38):
movie pretty good. That's like two thousand and seven, two
thousand and eight hip hop got the whole movie, so.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
You can actually understand rappers and jibs.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
With chainehang Low was playing. I was like, hell yeah,
but you know, the funny thing was it wasn't playing
in the movie. It was like playing through someone's car
radio in the movie. So it was low and I
was like, I hear that. I know what that is.
I know that that's prime Hod right there.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
That is how old are you? Two thousand and seven,
fourteen Jesus prime Hie to a haystack there son?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Sure? Yeah, what was that? I don't know? Okay, cool saying,
but uh yeah, you know it's Thanksgiving week, having a
good time. You know, you have to get a turkey
today we're going to get a turkey turkey. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I gotta figure when to get my dad because we
deep fraught. My brother in law likes to defray one
and last year we had a little mishap, but the
year before it came out really good. And then we
get a regular turkey to put in the oven. So
I don't know if we're doing two. We're gonna go
pick up two. It's called the farmers called show Enough
Farms in Fulton, Maryland.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
This is the normal place you go to, right, this
is the normal place.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
They changed the name a couple of years ago from
Fulton Farms to show Enough.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Far I thought you have to go on Wednesdays.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
The tradition was on Wednesday. Yeah, we went on Wednesday,
but we have to work tomorrow. And old man forgot
to get the email, so he's nervous that they're not
going to have any.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Like any email to get a reservation.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
But they just have a crapl turkeys. But with that reservation,
you can pick from the bigger turkey because one year
he bought a fifty pound turkey.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah massive. See here's the thing. My family always gets
that ten pound turkey. It's never finished.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
We never eat it all, buddy, twenty four pounds. The
last four years, we've never finished the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I think anybody eats a whole turkey, like, that's why
there's so many leftovers.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah, turkey's mostly leftover.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Here's the thing. Thanksgiving it's a side meal. You're not
there for the turkey, you're there for the sides.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Have you had a deep fried turkey?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I have not. I haven't been turkey. No, try it.
I can't turkey because I'm responsible for macacheese this year,
so I ain't getting involved with that turkey.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Try a deep fried turkey and then come talk to me, sweetheart.
It's super tight, right wound up?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Look at that.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Sorry, I've been trying to get them. Has it been
weird that I've been trying to get ahead lately at
work with getting stuff done faster, like get moved, get
things done faster once? Really? Is it weird? No?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Because you try to get as something that.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Screws me and you know it's gonna screw me. We
are two weeks without food drops in the first week
of December, second week of December.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
If you have a restaurant or someone who likes to
cook please DM Eric mister Eric V M R E
R I C k V. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
So if you know restaurants or any locations or any
PR companies that work.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Like your business on the show, yeah, and try your food. Yeah,
and then also probably repeat customers, which has happened a
lot happen here. I'm gonna go there, go there, usually
after the show.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
But uh yeah, so that's that's gonna be the little
caveat there at the time, like, hey, buddy, I've been working.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
On this, that's okay, that's okay Chick fil A for
like a week and a half. Did you buy your
hum jingle ball sweater?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
By the way, No, I'm gonna ah so now that
I got a good friend girlfriend, no no, no, no, no, no
no no no no no no, I'm gonna I'm gonna
be like, do I do this outfit or do I
do that off I kind of mentioned about the bomber
jacket thing and the ugly sweater. She likes the ugly sweater,
but she needs to see an example of the ugly sweater.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
You have like Getty images of you and an ugly sweater,
and yeah, we got Getty image right now. Really Getty
images So this is if you have a Getty Images
account through work or anything, you can actually look at Lucie.
All right again, I'm gonna tell you that I put
Eric in his last name. That's Creative Images, that's not Boom.
(05:25):
Look you got one, two, three, four, five, five images
on Getty Images. Oh this is the best one though.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, Oh my god, that's a horrible picture of me.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, the Getty Images got people. They don't pick the
best images people. There's like, hey, we're just gonna put
whatever images we got. You know, wow, that one, there's
that one. That one's okay, that's from Tampa. Damn. You
decided to go. You decided to go pack son Vans
for this jingle Ball purple checkered flannel shirt. It wasn't flannel,
(05:56):
but yeah button.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Me and John trying to kissed that day you try
to choke each other?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Baby, Yeah, get it?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Oh my god, what year is that?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Twenty fourteen? Baby? What that's all I can do?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
What typing?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Eric jingle Ball? Actually, let's just do Hot nine. All right.
Let's see where you at. Oh, there's you and I
right there. Everyone's got a bad Getty Image photo.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
You look yeah, but you don't even look like it's focused.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I don't know who it's focused on. John's hair looks
good in this. Actually, why do I have a microphone
in my hand? Because it was the one year where
everybody had a baby, and so we got the microphone
and we were remember no, we got the microphone that year. Really, yeah,
so we got to.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Do here is that twenty two two?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Yeah, twenty twenty two? What I don't remember this at all? Hoodies,
See let's see. Oh, John might be the easiest way.
Let me do that way because he intering John. Okay,
well this might not be the John hot nine nine five.
Try that John.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
This is fun. Listen watching us look. Listen to us
try to find that one John. Oh my god, twenty seventeen.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I did not He did not look good. Why did
he do that? He loved that look of the bald hair.
Not a good look.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
No, it wasn't a good look for him. His head
was too big.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
It was so funny to see hit these photos. And
then he's got too much.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Hair now right, that's why it looks like hair plugs,
because look at it.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
That's you wonder why I say these things? That's why
he still got the same hair pattern there, right, but
it's just like it's weird John. Okay, it's the same
ones that gonna go around. Oh there you go, there
you go that one. You got this one too, that's
the pre show. Huh oh where do you go?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Oh wow? Oh I hate That's that's why I was
sweating so much in that Santa sweater.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Oh that snowman sweater. This was last year. That's a
hoodie's look was hood He's gonna be doing that, but
read this year.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I you know what, I think you should stay with
that look.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I think I need to get up. That's what That's
what I'm doing. I think I need to do the
ugly sweater. There's another hoodie looking. I always get dumbfounded
looks in it, and I'm just gonna I just gotta smile.
They smile wherever I'm looking. It's so big. Got him, good, bud,
you've been losing weight.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
That's good. Good.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
And then I think that's it for us. Okay, all right,
little getty image.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Good to know.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Put that in the show. Props.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Also, the I do have to apologize to the girlfriend too.
I kept her up all night with my snoring last night.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
So I'm very sorry. Allowed to sleep on your back
more doesn't let me sleep in my back.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Stomach stomach inside tells.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Me to sleep. The snore really bad, I think my
back and so I wish I could, but I can't.
I'm like, it's more comfany to be on my but
I can't.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
No. Last night, I remember falling asleep on my tumtum
side and it and I think that's what caused the snore.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Snores.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
So sorry.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
It also depends on how high up I am on
the pillow, so like, if my neck is like this
or if I'm like, oh, let me adjust it, then
I'm good. Mm hmm lock that airflow. Do you see
the thing where it's like, uh, I don't know if
it's a TikTok. I've seen on TikTok, but you get
magnets or it's like something you can buy over the counter.
That's magnets that pull your nostrils like further open.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I've seen the nostrils. I've seen the tape, I've seen
a bunch of other I've seen.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Those are gonna knock off real quick soon because.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
The magnets are supposed to hold it together.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Yeah, But like I'm gonna like move around, you know,
and then they fall off.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
I do have to say, though, for Thanksgiving that her
mom was wondering if I was going to be over
for Thanksgiving to make a visit. Kind know, I asked
her last night and she said not to. So I'm
gonna respect the wishes. I'm going to be local. I'm
gonna be in the area because you know, I grew
up in this area in the DMV. So we'll see
what happens. But we got football on Thursday, and the
(09:59):
more I don't know what time anything starts at, I
gotta text my siblings and be like, what time is
things happening at people? Because uh, I need to know.
Gonna be maxless. My son's gonna be that's okay, which
sucks because he doesn't want to play football, and he
says that I don't pay attention.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
To You can be you can be a little rougher.
You know it could tackle more people. If you want
to tackle anybody, I might hurt somebody. Yeah, you know,
now you can.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I don't want to everyone gets hurt.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
And I feel like that around to see his father
kill someone.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Finally, no, I feel like the last two years my
brother in law got you hurt year before the knee injury.
My brother got hurt last year with the knee injury.
So this year I'm gonna be like, let's just play
it safe.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Let's play it safe, Let's do some air touch. If
you have, I feel a gust of winning. From the
age of twenty, you rush through flashlight football. If he
flashlight hits me, I'm down. I'll just throw flashlights at Yeah.
What are the traditions you got? So for us, normally
not a lot. We used to make turkey nachos a
lot on Black Friday or if we had edy on
(10:58):
Thursday because we used to eat early. But this is
the first time where more is one coming down for Thanksgiving,
so that's great. Not the first time she's coming back.
But we'll get to that a second. Uh. My brother's
working for the news broadcast Thanksgiving Day, which is fine.
I mean he's pround to do it. So we're eating
at actual dinner time instead of at like two o'clock,
which is great.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
This is why are we doing it at dinner time?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Because he works till like five or whatever. So we're
just gonna So then that's great because we could usually
what happens with us Thanksgiving is wake up, have to
eat early, ass breakfast, and then everything has to be
ready by two o'clock. But now it's like, oh, we
can wake up, then you can start the turkey because
noting the need to be ready till six. And so
we're not making armac and cheese until Thursday. And we
(11:40):
get to our grandparents at like three o'clock, three hours
before we're spos to eat. So, oh, you're making it
up down there. You're not gonna make it. Oh yeah,
because we don't want to bring like a cooler and
all that stuff. Plus we get fresher ingredients.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Hopefully they have a Wegman's down there, and they do.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Are you gonna check it out? We might just go
to Coo. They've always said that the Wegmans there for
a while, but you know, are you a Wegman's guy?
I like it, but is gonna be last thing we're
going tomorrow when we get down there, and I'm like,
I thought we should buy it today, but more is like, oh,
buy it tomorrow definitely, because if we buy it today,
we have to bring it down with us.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Oh, then you got to put in the old and
then bring the clue no matter what. Then it just
makes more space to car.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
My family wants to play Mario Party because we got
that for one of our wedding gifts. And I think
it's good on the switch on the switch and it's not.
You have four controllers, I have two? Well I do
have four? Yeah, And I'm like, this is gonna cause
some tension.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Probably you think, now you and your brother aren't that
competitive that.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
In Catan, which I get real competitive. You get competitive
that ditch. I'm also bringing down baby.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
I saw an expansion pack or something. There's a bunch
of exper them.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I got three D one. Baby, what the hell's the
three hundred dollars one? What's a three D Expand so
so instead of being like cardboard, it's like made out
of like plastic resident or something by yourself. No, well,
you have to put the board together every time, but
every time the history what's the boy going to be?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Really?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Yeah? Because it's a shuffle the cards up that tell
you what specific land area is and then you put
them out randomly sort of to a degree. I never
want to play this game. Oh dude, you'll love it.
You'll love it. I think you will. I won't And
here's the thing. I like to make it fun, even
though I also make it competitive. I always go for
longest road, which gives like two bonus points. But also
(13:23):
I like to be the sheep king because they can
go ship king. If you play Catan, you know what
I'm talking about. If you haven't, well play Catan this weekend.
It's on sale for Black Friday. So are we done
with the Cantan talk? This is Catan talk? With it? Wait?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
What's okay? So what's the thing with more In The
Vegetarian this week.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
She has said that she is away seriously considering eating
chicken because she really wants to. But she said the
first thing she wants to eat with is a Popeye
chicken sandwich. So the other day I went to Popeyes
because I was meetings and stuff. So I grab food
and she's like, why would you bring that in here?
(14:05):
You know that's the one thing I want. I was like, well,
it's a test do you really want this or not?
And so who knows. Soon maybe she'll be eating chicken.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
That's good, But is she gonna completely because she's been
back in.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Fun It'll be like moderate still, which is fine. Yeah,
and I'll eat tofu still. But you know, I just
you got to get a steak in there somehow, buddy. Yeah,
that's the thing. And well, the other fun thing is
found out she's actually more invested in this Disney trip
than I thought. That's happening next year because we're trying
to say, like the marriyout I told you about this,
there's a Marriott hotel in Disney World, so we can
(14:39):
use points all that good stuff. She told me yesterday. Hey,
I didn't want to tell you this yet because I
didn't sure how I was gonna feel about it. But
you stay for four nights, you can get a fifth
night three and that's at any Marriott property, including the
MGM National Harbor and Disney World. So holy crap. And
then on top of that, she has every year she
(15:01):
gets a little like perk. It'd be sweet upgrades. So
they upgrade you from a room to a suite. Now,
mind you holidays, it will be available. It is what
it is, but it could happen. When are you planning
on going next year? Christmas? Or after Christmas? Right after Christmas?
It's like January, No, like twenty seventh through the first,
I think you do New Year's there we're not sure
(15:25):
when we're leaving, like this week where you have to
finalize it, More is like, why why didn't you finalize
it over the from Like it's easy to talk about
in person.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Yeah, some people hunt down people. What you're doing so
much easier. Things get done better in person they do
an emails, That's what I say.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
And it is funny because lo and behold many moons ago.
More would chastise me for listening to all these Disney
insider videos and now she's like, good, I'm glad you're
listening to them again.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
What more is there new stuff going on?
Speaker 1 (15:51):
They're just like, oh, how to make take advantage of
things and hack it? So like, there's the hotel we'd
stay at has a slower bus than the hotel that's
right next to us to the parks, so that she's
the hack, says, just go to the other hotel because
it's quicker. So just walk over to the hotels slow.
How is it slower because it just it goes different areas. Yeah,
(16:13):
like two stops where the one other hotel would just
have one stop.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
That's so crazy that people realize that and are like.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Hey, that's that's a Disney is a game. You really
got to play the game right. If not, you're gonna
lose real bad head. We've talked to people who complain
the most and the people who didn't, who don't do
that homework.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
In this pokt I want to take my son Max,
but I also want to be like, hoodie, can you
just come with me and and just guide me in
Max around?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
That's all like if you're not another life or if
I need a retirement job. It's really probably just like
playing Disney trips for people from this area.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Well, isn't there that one TikToker That one woman blonde,
she lives in Florida. She has all the ears.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
She also sends she they all do that. They all
do it. You can get trips through her or whatever. Yeah,
and I didn't know that. Like it really just depends
because like, uh, there's certain like through Disney, you can
book a trip now. But if you want to piecemail it,
like buy your hotel then your tickets in your flight separately,
you have to wait certain amount of times to book it,
like a year ahead of time essentially. Really, but if
(17:12):
you booked it through the Disney package, you can get
all knocked out now so.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
If I want to book for Max for say next August,
I gotta do it.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Now, do it now? Yeah? Yeah, oh we're not doing
that now, or just buy I think the first thing
you do is buy the hotel wherever we're staying, and
then you can tickets and then the flight. I feel
like the hardest thing to find is the flight if
you do Southwest and Fine direct BWI Reagan.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Yeah yeah, because I mean the tickets are what one
hundred and ten dollars a person.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Probably, but to the park for Max, yes, for you probably,
I'm like that something like that. Now, can you tell
Max to be pretend like he's five years old so
it's cheaper now, that's like.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
So this weekend, I'm gonna go with the girlfriend and
her kids and my kid to the Gaylord National Harbor,
Ice and we find a group on that like slashed.
The ticket price is basically in half because almost two
hundred dollars, you got it for one fifty one sixty.
So groupon still works. It's still out there. You gotta
go at eight o'clock, you gotta go eight forty five pm.
(18:14):
It's fine, it's fine, fine, no pm, not am pm,
Oh okay, late we got all day to do nothing,
eat dinner than goy you gun wanted to could go
at nighttime though I don't know. Probably be the riff
raff younger kids or like teenagers or maybe a couple
of do you think couples do?
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Maybe a couples, maybe couples. It's smart too good for kids.
But it is cool because there's the thing where they
give you the jacket, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, you've.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Never done it? Why not? It's two damn.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
But you know what's not expensive? Some it's where we
read actual misconnections from Washington, DC at craigslist dot org
figure out who's freaking? Is a DC, Maryland or Virginia
Always kind of hit shuffle on the misconnections too, and
see what happens. It is Thanksgiving week, so maybe these
(19:09):
ones won't be as freaky yet, but the ones next
week will definitely be freaky. So we're gonna start off.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
With art a seduction, go for it.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Is there a white female twenty to forty years old
who's in a seducing an older masculine white man discratching
a shirt? If you're opening the idea and we are
open to a plate oh man and oh and are
open to a plateful early afternoon. No material exchange here,
just the physical intimacy is craved baby. Oh baby, that's
in DC.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
That's a befet.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Oh that is d that is that's in DC. We've
done chuncolate starfish. You can't do that?
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Do we do? Food delivery guy?
Speaker 1 (19:47):
No, we'll see what it is.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Food delivery guy. You delivered my food to my apartment complex.
I had to ask for my mountain dew drink. You
a tall, handsome guy. Me a short, blue eyed guy
with a sweat sured on wish. I asked for your
digits or invited you in. If this is you, please
confirm by saying where I ordered from.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
It Domino's probably no, but those probably caddies Southern bell four,
Oh god, Oh, Washington, d C. Southeast. It's a cold
Sunday and it's been a stressful week. Is it too
much to ask for fun drinks and good vibes? What's
invite me over?
Speaker 2 (20:25):
For?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Who wants to invite me over for a drink? Black female,
thirty four, corn bread fed, Washington, DC, Southeast. Please, if
you answer my ad anything your request from me, you
have to send it first. So if you want a nude,
so you gotta send a nude. You want some food,
send some food?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Have we done chocolate starfish?
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Yes, I just said not to do that. Oh sorry,
I know. I think there's something else personal, not personal. Yeah,
you know, personal trainer needed. You know what personal training?
What was the personal trainer needed?
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Male client hiring for male personal trainer for in home
workout sessions my condo as a gym rate slash experience
cash app. Please be local to the Rockville area. Okay,
all right, all right, we're trying to work out. Alright,
let's do go back up though the second one which
one third third missing, missing, your missing.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Missing your lips. There you go. This is Arlington, Arlington, Virginia.
Remember me, your beautiful plus sized chocolate baby who loved
your vanilla flavor. I'm fifty two now. We love getting
lost and kissing. We were so good at it together.
You always told me it takes two to make a
thing go right, and you were right. I loved your smile,
(21:38):
humor and solid personality. You loved my laugh, intelligence and realness.
We always had a great time together. You adored my curvy,
full figured body. Get it. We fit just right. It
just perfectly the pieces.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
All right, really beautiful redhead of South Lake Starbucks resting.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Right?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
All right?
Speaker 1 (22:01):
WHOA.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
This is likely futile, but I was so taken by
you that I compel.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
I'm compelled to send this out.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
You very pretty, fit walks with an air of confidence
at Starbucks on Monday at eighteenth around one, wearing jeans
that show your fit curves, a fleece type jacket over
your top, shoulder length, reddish brown hair. Me sitting two
tables from you, working, I was stunned by your beauty
and presence as you walked in. I'm kind, attractive and
(22:33):
easy to be around. I'd love to meet and perhaps
have coffee together and conversation.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
You will be in my mind for a few days.
What is that word?
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Visceral visual impression on me?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
I hope to somehow connect and our last one today
it will be no noka. I went out and say anything.
Let's do my Metro Red Line Queen. I ride the
Red Line metrody this twin book, so this is close
to us. Every day you get on the Red Line
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around Medical Center every afternoon. You always sit across from me. Recently,
I think you realize that we ride the train together
each day, as you sluwly began smiling at me with
each successive time we ride together. I love your smile
and would love to get to know you. Oh this
is Phil by the way, No, my man, where did
(23:29):
you guys?
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Do meet the metro Metro.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
She's my metro queen.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
She's my Metro queen.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
And that does it for this week's in case. Let's
get let's get you there. You go too many podcasts
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Speaker 1 (23:59):
Us important, sweet and nasty. Yeah, because you know you
make us great. Will go around? Yes, yes you do.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Mayby ring my bell tell all your friends about us,
Ring my.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Bell and ring your bell. Chicken, chicken, chicken, have a
great day. I always remember it's okay to be weird
and sexy.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
It got weird, didn't it. Yeah,
I think we can all definitively say mac and cheese
is the best side, and hopefully are ready because it's time.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I'm gonna weird.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
It's about to get weird.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
He's prepared for it to get weird.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Things are gonna get weird. It's getting weird.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I'm gonna get real weird with it.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Let's get weird. Let's get it. Where where get? Where?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Are you ready to get weird with Hoodie and Eric?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I'm ready, listener because you listened to the two hundred
and thirty aka The thanks Giving an episode of.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Let's Get Weird.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Hi, hold on, my name's Hodi, And every week we
come together and give you the weird stories from our lives.
The streets, the sheets, the upside downs, the all arounds,
the stuffings, the stuff in between, and the gizzards and
uranus and that turkey ass that's from Norbit. Oh God,
I'm I showed more Norbit. But she watched two weeks ago.
(01:01):
I was like, yeah, it's a Sundi Murphy movie we
watched all the time when we were kids. Like this
explains so much.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
He played everyone in that one as well too, just.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Him and the main lady, Respusha I think it was
the character's name.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Really, I thought it was like three other characters.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Oh yeah, yeah, that movie is kind of problematic. Why
he plays his the adopted dad. Yeah, that's all. That's fine,
you know a million. I really mainly made more watch
it as a joke more than anything. Looked it on
right now Netflix, right, I think it was a Netflix.
But the funny thing was, like the soundtrack for that
(01:38):
movie pretty good. That's like two thousand and seven, two
thousand and eight hip hop got the whole movie, so.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
You can actually understand rappers and jibs.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
With chainehang Low was playing. I was like, hell yeah,
but you know, the funny thing was it wasn't playing
in the movie. It was like playing through someone's car
radio in the movie. So it was low and I
was like, I hear that. I know what that is.
I know that that's prime Hod right there.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
That is how old are you? Two thousand and seven,
fourteen Jesus prime Hie to a haystack there son?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Sure? Yeah, what was that? I don't know? Okay, cool saying,
but uh yeah, you know it's Thanksgiving week, having a
good time. You know, you have to get a turkey
today we're going to get a turkey turkey. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I gotta figure when to get my dad because we
deep fraught. My brother in law likes to defray one
and last year we had a little mishap, but the
year before it came out really good. And then we
get a regular turkey to put in the oven. So
I don't know if we're doing two. We're gonna go
pick up two. It's called the farmers called show Enough
Farms in Fulton, Maryland.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
This is the normal place you go to, right, this
is the normal place.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
They changed the name a couple of years ago from
Fulton Farms to show Enough.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Far I thought you have to go on Wednesdays.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
The tradition was on Wednesday. Yeah, we went on Wednesday,
but we have to work tomorrow. And old man forgot
to get the email, so he's nervous that they're not
going to have any.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Like any email to get a reservation.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
But they just have a crapl turkeys. But with that reservation,
you can pick from the bigger turkey because one year
he bought a fifty pound turkey.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah massive. See here's the thing. My family always gets
that ten pound turkey. It's never finished.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
We never eat it all, buddy, twenty four pounds. The
last four years, we've never finished the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I think anybody eats a whole turkey, like, that's why
there's so many leftovers.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah, turkey's mostly leftover.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Here's the thing. Thanksgiving it's a side meal. You're not
there for the turkey, you're there for the sides.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Have you had a deep fried turkey?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I have not. I haven't been turkey. No, try it.
I can't turkey because I'm responsible for macacheese this year,
so I ain't getting involved with that turkey.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Try a deep fried turkey and then come talk to me, sweetheart.
It's super tight, right wound up?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Look at that.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Sorry, I've been trying to get them. Has it been
weird that I've been trying to get ahead lately at
work with getting stuff done faster, like get moved, get
things done faster once? Really? Is it weird? No?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Because you try to get as something that.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Screws me and you know it's gonna screw me. We
are two weeks without food drops in the first week
of December, second week of December.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
If you have a restaurant or someone who likes to
cook please DM Eric mister Eric V M R E
R I C k V. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
So if you know restaurants or any locations or any
PR companies that work.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Like your business on the show, yeah, and try your food. Yeah,
and then also probably repeat customers, which has happened a
lot happen here. I'm gonna go there, go there, usually
after the show.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
But uh yeah, so that's that's gonna be the little
caveat there at the time, like, hey, buddy, I've been working.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
On this, that's okay, that's okay Chick fil A for
like a week and a half. Did you buy your
hum jingle ball sweater?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
By the way, No, I'm gonna ah so now that
I got a good friend girlfriend, no no, no, no, no, no
no no no no no no, I'm gonna I'm gonna
be like, do I do this outfit or do I
do that off I kind of mentioned about the bomber
jacket thing and the ugly sweater. She likes the ugly sweater,
but she needs to see an example of the ugly sweater.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
You have like Getty images of you and an ugly sweater,
and yeah, we got Getty image right now. Really Getty
images So this is if you have a Getty Images
account through work or anything, you can actually look at Lucie.
All right again, I'm gonna tell you that I put
Eric in his last name. That's Creative Images, that's not Boom.
(05:25):
Look you got one, two, three, four, five, five images
on Getty Images. Oh this is the best one though.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, Oh my god, that's a horrible picture of me.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, the Getty Images got people. They don't pick the
best images people. There's like, hey, we're just gonna put
whatever images we got. You know, wow, that one, there's
that one. That one's okay, that's from Tampa. Damn. You
decided to go. You decided to go pack son Vans
for this jingle Ball purple checkered flannel shirt. It wasn't flannel,
(05:56):
but yeah button.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Me and John trying to kissed that day you try
to choke each other?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Baby, Yeah, get it?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Oh my god, what year is that?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Twenty fourteen? Baby? What that's all I can do?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
What typing?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Eric jingle Ball? Actually, let's just do Hot nine. All right.
Let's see where you at. Oh, there's you and I
right there. Everyone's got a bad Getty Image photo.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
You look yeah, but you don't even look like it's focused.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I don't know who it's focused on. John's hair looks
good in this. Actually, why do I have a microphone
in my hand? Because it was the one year where
everybody had a baby, and so we got the microphone
and we were remember no, we got the microphone that year. Really, yeah,
so we got to.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Do here is that twenty two two?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Yeah, twenty twenty two? What I don't remember this at all? Hoodies,
See let's see. Oh, John might be the easiest way.
Let me do that way because he intering John. Okay,
well this might not be the John hot nine nine five.
Try that John.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
This is fun. Listen watching us look. Listen to us
try to find that one John. Oh my god, twenty seventeen.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I did not He did not look good. Why did
he do that? He loved that look of the bald hair.
Not a good look.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
No, it wasn't a good look for him. His head
was too big.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
It was so funny to see hit these photos. And
then he's got too much.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Hair now right, that's why it looks like hair plugs,
because look at it.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
That's you wonder why I say these things? That's why
he still got the same hair pattern there, right, but
it's just like it's weird John. Okay, it's the same
ones that gonna go around. Oh there you go, there
you go that one. You got this one too, that's
the pre show. Huh oh where do you go?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Oh wow? Oh I hate That's that's why I was
sweating so much in that Santa sweater.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Oh that snowman sweater. This was last year. That's a
hoodie's look was hood He's gonna be doing that, but
read this year.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I you know what, I think you should stay with
that look.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I think I need to get up. That's what That's
what I'm doing. I think I need to do the
ugly sweater. There's another hoodie looking. I always get dumbfounded
looks in it, and I'm just gonna I just gotta smile.
They smile wherever I'm looking. It's so big. Got him, good, bud,
you've been losing weight.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
That's good. Good.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
And then I think that's it for us. Okay, all right,
little getty image.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Good to know.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Put that in the show. Props.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Also, the I do have to apologize to the girlfriend too.
I kept her up all night with my snoring last night.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
So I'm very sorry. Allowed to sleep on your back
more doesn't let me sleep in my back.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Stomach stomach inside tells.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Me to sleep. The snore really bad, I think my
back and so I wish I could, but I can't.
I'm like, it's more comfany to be on my but
I can't.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
No. Last night, I remember falling asleep on my tumtum
side and it and I think that's what caused the snore.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Snores.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
So sorry.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
It also depends on how high up I am on
the pillow, so like, if my neck is like this
or if I'm like, oh, let me adjust it, then
I'm good. Mm hmm lock that airflow. Do you see
the thing where it's like, uh, I don't know if
it's a TikTok. I've seen on TikTok, but you get
magnets or it's like something you can buy over the counter.
That's magnets that pull your nostrils like further open.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I've seen the nostrils. I've seen the tape, I've seen
a bunch of other I've seen.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Those are gonna knock off real quick soon because.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
The magnets are supposed to hold it together.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Yeah, But like I'm gonna like move around, you know,
and then they fall off.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
I do have to say, though, for Thanksgiving that her
mom was wondering if I was going to be over
for Thanksgiving to make a visit. Kind know, I asked
her last night and she said not to. So I'm
gonna respect the wishes. I'm going to be local. I'm
gonna be in the area because you know, I grew
up in this area in the DMV. So we'll see
what happens. But we got football on Thursday, and the
(09:59):
more I don't know what time anything starts at, I
gotta text my siblings and be like, what time is
things happening at people? Because uh, I need to know.
Gonna be maxless. My son's gonna be that's okay, which
sucks because he doesn't want to play football, and he
says that I don't pay attention.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
To You can be you can be a little rougher.
You know it could tackle more people. If you want
to tackle anybody, I might hurt somebody. Yeah, you know,
now you can.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I don't want to everyone gets hurt.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
And I feel like that around to see his father
kill someone.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Finally, no, I feel like the last two years my
brother in law got you hurt year before the knee injury.
My brother got hurt last year with the knee injury.
So this year I'm gonna be like, let's just play
it safe.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Let's play it safe, Let's do some air touch. If
you have, I feel a gust of winning. From the
age of twenty, you rush through flashlight football. If he
flashlight hits me, I'm down. I'll just throw flashlights at Yeah.
What are the traditions you got? So for us, normally
not a lot. We used to make turkey nachos a
lot on Black Friday or if we had edy on
(10:58):
Thursday because we used to eat early. But this is
the first time where more is one coming down for Thanksgiving,
so that's great. Not the first time she's coming back.
But we'll get to that a second. Uh. My brother's
working for the news broadcast Thanksgiving Day, which is fine.
I mean he's pround to do it. So we're eating
at actual dinner time instead of at like two o'clock,
which is great.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
This is why are we doing it at dinner time?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Because he works till like five or whatever. So we're
just gonna So then that's great because we could usually
what happens with us Thanksgiving is wake up, have to
eat early, ass breakfast, and then everything has to be
ready by two o'clock. But now it's like, oh, we
can wake up, then you can start the turkey because
noting the need to be ready till six. And so
we're not making armac and cheese until Thursday. And we
(11:40):
get to our grandparents at like three o'clock, three hours
before we're spos to eat. So, oh, you're making it
up down there. You're not gonna make it. Oh yeah,
because we don't want to bring like a cooler and
all that stuff. Plus we get fresher ingredients.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Hopefully they have a Wegman's down there, and they do.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Are you gonna check it out? We might just go
to Coo. They've always said that the Wegmans there for
a while, but you know, are you a Wegman's guy?
I like it, but is gonna be last thing we're
going tomorrow when we get down there, and I'm like,
I thought we should buy it today, but more is like, oh,
buy it tomorrow definitely, because if we buy it today,
we have to bring it down with us.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Oh, then you got to put in the old and
then bring the clue no matter what. Then it just
makes more space to car.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
My family wants to play Mario Party because we got
that for one of our wedding gifts. And I think
it's good on the switch on the switch and it's not.
You have four controllers, I have two? Well I do
have four? Yeah, And I'm like, this is gonna cause
some tension.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Probably you think, now you and your brother aren't that
competitive that.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
In Catan, which I get real competitive. You get competitive
that ditch. I'm also bringing down baby.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
I saw an expansion pack or something. There's a bunch
of exper them.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I got three D one. Baby, what the hell's the
three hundred dollars one? What's a three D Expand so
so instead of being like cardboard, it's like made out
of like plastic resident or something by yourself. No, well,
you have to put the board together every time, but
every time the history what's the boy going to be?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Really?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Yeah? Because it's a shuffle the cards up that tell
you what specific land area is and then you put
them out randomly sort of to a degree. I never
want to play this game. Oh dude, you'll love it.
You'll love it. I think you will. I won't And
here's the thing. I like to make it fun, even
though I also make it competitive. I always go for
longest road, which gives like two bonus points. But also
(13:23):
I like to be the sheep king because they can
go ship king. If you play Catan, you know what
I'm talking about. If you haven't, well play Catan this weekend.
It's on sale for Black Friday. So are we done
with the Cantan talk? This is Catan talk? With it? Wait?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
What's okay? So what's the thing with more In The
Vegetarian this week.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
She has said that she is away seriously considering eating
chicken because she really wants to. But she said the
first thing she wants to eat with is a Popeye
chicken sandwich. So the other day I went to Popeyes
because I was meetings and stuff. So I grab food
and she's like, why would you bring that in here?
(14:05):
You know that's the one thing I want. I was like, well,
it's a test do you really want this or not?
And so who knows. Soon maybe she'll be eating chicken.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
That's good, But is she gonna completely because she's been
back in.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Fun It'll be like moderate still, which is fine. Yeah,
and I'll eat tofu still. But you know, I just
you got to get a steak in there somehow, buddy. Yeah,
that's the thing. And well, the other fun thing is
found out she's actually more invested in this Disney trip
than I thought. That's happening next year because we're trying
to say, like the marriyout I told you about this,
there's a Marriott hotel in Disney World, so we can
(14:39):
use points all that good stuff. She told me yesterday. Hey,
I didn't want to tell you this yet because I
didn't sure how I was gonna feel about it. But
you stay for four nights, you can get a fifth
night three and that's at any Marriott property, including the
MGM National Harbor and Disney World. So holy crap. And
then on top of that, she has every year she
(15:01):
gets a little like perk. It'd be sweet upgrades. So
they upgrade you from a room to a suite. Now,
mind you holidays, it will be available. It is what
it is, but it could happen. When are you planning
on going next year? Christmas? Or after Christmas? Right after Christmas?
It's like January, No, like twenty seventh through the first,
I think you do New Year's there we're not sure
(15:25):
when we're leaving, like this week where you have to
finalize it, More is like, why why didn't you finalize
it over the from Like it's easy to talk about
in person.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Yeah, some people hunt down people. What you're doing so
much easier. Things get done better in person they do
an emails, That's what I say.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
And it is funny because lo and behold many moons ago.
More would chastise me for listening to all these Disney
insider videos and now she's like, good, I'm glad you're
listening to them again.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
What more is there new stuff going on?
Speaker 1 (15:51):
They're just like, oh, how to make take advantage of
things and hack it? So like, there's the hotel we'd
stay at has a slower bus than the hotel that's
right next to us to the parks, so that she's
the hack, says, just go to the other hotel because
it's quicker. So just walk over to the hotels slow.
How is it slower because it just it goes different areas. Yeah,
(16:13):
like two stops where the one other hotel would just
have one stop.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
That's so crazy that people realize that and are like.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Hey, that's that's a Disney is a game. You really
got to play the game right. If not, you're gonna
lose real bad head. We've talked to people who complain
the most and the people who didn't, who don't do
that homework.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
In this pokt I want to take my son Max,
but I also want to be like, hoodie, can you
just come with me and and just guide me in
Max around?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
That's all like if you're not another life or if
I need a retirement job. It's really probably just like
playing Disney trips for people from this area.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Well, isn't there that one TikToker That one woman blonde,
she lives in Florida. She has all the ears.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
She also sends she they all do that. They all
do it. You can get trips through her or whatever. Yeah,
and I didn't know that. Like it really just depends
because like, uh, there's certain like through Disney, you can
book a trip now. But if you want to piecemail it,
like buy your hotel then your tickets in your flight separately,
you have to wait certain amount of times to book it,
like a year ahead of time essentially. Really, but if
(17:12):
you booked it through the Disney package, you can get
all knocked out now so.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
If I want to book for Max for say next August,
I gotta do it.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Now, do it now? Yeah? Yeah, oh we're not doing
that now, or just buy I think the first thing
you do is buy the hotel wherever we're staying, and
then you can tickets and then the flight. I feel
like the hardest thing to find is the flight if
you do Southwest and Fine direct BWI Reagan.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Yeah yeah, because I mean the tickets are what one
hundred and ten dollars a person.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Probably, but to the park for Max, yes, for you probably,
I'm like that something like that. Now, can you tell
Max to be pretend like he's five years old so
it's cheaper now, that's like.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
So this weekend, I'm gonna go with the girlfriend and
her kids and my kid to the Gaylord National Harbor,
Ice and we find a group on that like slashed.
The ticket price is basically in half because almost two
hundred dollars, you got it for one fifty one sixty.
So groupon still works. It's still out there. You gotta
go at eight o'clock, you gotta go eight forty five pm.
(18:14):
It's fine, it's fine, fine, no pm, not am pm,
Oh okay, late we got all day to do nothing,
eat dinner than goy you gun wanted to could go
at nighttime though I don't know. Probably be the riff
raff younger kids or like teenagers or maybe a couple
of do you think couples do?
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Maybe a couples, maybe couples. It's smart too good for kids.
But it is cool because there's the thing where they
give you the jacket, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, you've.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Never done it? Why not? It's two damn.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
But you know what's not expensive? Some it's where we
read actual misconnections from Washington, DC at craigslist dot org
figure out who's freaking? Is a DC, Maryland or Virginia
Always kind of hit shuffle on the misconnections too, and
see what happens. It is Thanksgiving week, so maybe these
(19:09):
ones won't be as freaky yet, but the ones next
week will definitely be freaky. So we're gonna start off.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
With art a seduction, go for it.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Is there a white female twenty to forty years old
who's in a seducing an older masculine white man discratching
a shirt? If you're opening the idea and we are
open to a plate oh man and oh and are
open to a plateful early afternoon. No material exchange here,
just the physical intimacy is craved baby. Oh baby, that's
in DC.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
That's a befet.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Oh that is d that is that's in DC. We've
done chuncolate starfish. You can't do that?
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Do we do? Food delivery guy?
Speaker 1 (19:47):
No, we'll see what it is.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Food delivery guy. You delivered my food to my apartment complex.
I had to ask for my mountain dew drink. You
a tall, handsome guy. Me a short, blue eyed guy
with a sweat sured on wish. I asked for your
digits or invited you in. If this is you, please
confirm by saying where I ordered from.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
It Domino's probably no, but those probably caddies Southern bell four,
Oh god, Oh, Washington, d C. Southeast. It's a cold
Sunday and it's been a stressful week. Is it too
much to ask for fun drinks and good vibes? What's
invite me over?
Speaker 2 (20:25):
For?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Who wants to invite me over for a drink? Black female,
thirty four, corn bread fed, Washington, DC, Southeast. Please, if
you answer my ad anything your request from me, you
have to send it first. So if you want a nude,
so you gotta send a nude. You want some food,
send some food?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Have we done chocolate starfish?
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Yes, I just said not to do that. Oh sorry,
I know. I think there's something else personal, not personal. Yeah,
you know, personal trainer needed. You know what personal training?
What was the personal trainer needed?
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Male client hiring for male personal trainer for in home
workout sessions my condo as a gym rate slash experience
cash app. Please be local to the Rockville area. Okay,
all right, all right, we're trying to work out. Alright,
let's do go back up though the second one which
one third third missing, missing, your missing.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Missing your lips. There you go. This is Arlington, Arlington, Virginia.
Remember me, your beautiful plus sized chocolate baby who loved
your vanilla flavor. I'm fifty two now. We love getting
lost and kissing. We were so good at it together.
You always told me it takes two to make a
thing go right, and you were right. I loved your smile,
(21:38):
humor and solid personality. You loved my laugh, intelligence and realness.
We always had a great time together. You adored my curvy,
full figured body. Get it. We fit just right. It
just perfectly the pieces.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
All right, really beautiful redhead of South Lake Starbucks resting.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Right?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
All right?
Speaker 1 (22:01):
WHOA.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
This is likely futile, but I was so taken by
you that I compel.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
I'm compelled to send this out.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
You very pretty, fit walks with an air of confidence
at Starbucks on Monday at eighteenth around one, wearing jeans
that show your fit curves, a fleece type jacket over
your top, shoulder length, reddish brown hair. Me sitting two
tables from you, working, I was stunned by your beauty
and presence as you walked in. I'm kind, attractive and
(22:33):
easy to be around. I'd love to meet and perhaps
have coffee together and conversation.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
You will be in my mind for a few days.
What is that word?
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Visceral visual impression on me?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
I hope to somehow connect and our last one today
it will be no noka. I went out and say anything.
Let's do my Metro Red Line Queen. I ride the
Red Line metrody this twin book, so this is close
to us. Every day you get on the Red Line
(23:09):
around Medical Center every afternoon. You always sit across from me. Recently,
I think you realize that we ride the train together
each day, as you sluwly began smiling at me with
each successive time we ride together. I love your smile
and would love to get to know you. Oh this
is Phil by the way, No, my man, where did
(23:29):
you guys?
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Do meet the metro Metro.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
She's my metro queen.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
She's my Metro queen.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
And that does it for this week's in case. Let's
get let's get you there. You go too many podcasts
in that brain, Seriously. You can follow us on social
Media's at mister eric V. That's m r e r
ic kV. You can follow yours truly Andrew Hoodie with
Hawai at the end.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
And if you follow us, send us a DM so
we can shout you out on this beautiful podcast. Let's
get word and show you some support and some love
like you're showing.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Us important, sweet and nasty. Yeah, because you know you
make us great. Will go around? Yes, yes you do.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Mayby ring my bell tell all your friends about us,
Ring my.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Bell and ring your bell. Chicken, chicken, chicken, have a
great day. I always remember it's okay to be weird
and sexy.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
It got weird, didn't it. Yeah,
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