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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Nine years old and hopefully ready because it's down or
it's about.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
To get weird. Be prepared for INTI get weird. Thinks
are gonna get weird. It's getting weird. I'm gonna get
real weird with it. Let's get weird. Let's get it? Where? Where?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Get Where?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Are you ready to get weird with Hoodie and Eric?
I'm ready totally.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Listening as you're listening to these two hundred and thirty
six I'm up for location episode of Let's Get Weird.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Two times three and six. Oh wow, We're sorry. You
totally threw me with that one.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Tricked in.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
My name's my name is Erin.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Every week we come together to give you the weird
stories from our lives, the streets and the sheets, the ups,
the downs, the all arounds, anur in the internet. Sometimes
just have a good time entertaining. On the car ride
you might be stuck in. Maybe on a plane ride.
You got stuck on a damn taxi and you can't
get off of the plane because if you do, you
forfeit your seat. That's the thing.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Sometimes when Sauce myself and more we're coming back from
Universal Studios, uh two months ago or a month ago. Now,
it was like that. We stayed on the tarmac for
like two hours. We went back to the gate and
the like did you get off? You technically forfeit your
seat if you don't come back, and we're not going
to refund you. People still got off. I don't think
(01:24):
some people came back, but I don't know what happened.
They got on a different flight. Really that I've seen
things where like, oh yeah, our flight was so delayed,
so I got on a different got on a different flight,
and I got there before the delayed flight got there. Really,
oh yeah, so it was like, uh, they got offered
to like go on a different flight and they got
in before the flight there was once again on that's cool. Yeah,
(01:45):
so that's the whole thing. Sorry, sneeze, excited to fly
to New York. You're not flying, you're taking That's right.
Next year, like two weeks next.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Week, I'm driving to South Carolina to the Outer Banks
to go.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
You're not not Outer Banks different, I'm driving. I'm sorry,
Myrtle Beach. It's the same thing different. How is it
full up a map? I was like, who's coming in here?
It's South and North Carolina. It's the beach, isn't it.
What's the How far away am I going to be
from you? Okay? All right, so go go to maps.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Conway, South Carolina, Myrtle Beach.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I don't know where I'm staying. I'm just putting on
the way South Carolina, South Carolina, Myrtle Beach. Uh huh, Okay,
there you go, right, Okay, that's not near the beach.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
That's definitely a little.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Hard on the outer banks, North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
That is a six hour I'm all over here on
the east. You all a in the west.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
The east. Oh wow, you're landlocked. I'm oh, look at that.
So I'm not gonna see storm came, but I'm dead.
Am I gonna drive past BUCkies? Do you think on
the way down there, you're going to South Carolina? Yeah,
not gonna go to Myrtle Beach? South Carolina's where I said, Conway,
South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Same thing. It's mirl is here, Conway is here. It's
where the university is.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
That's not Mere Beach.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
And then oh my god, it's seven hours.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah, you volunteer.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
My parents, I'm gonna kill them.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Oh okay, so then we're gonna sell Boosey's right, bro Oh,
that's right, it's booze. I've done that before where I thought, well,
let's get rid of this first. That's sucking, that's messing up,
all right. So if you go straight, you're going down
ninety five practically the whole way after you put boozies.
And I assume Mount Crawford's over here, so probably the
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none of them. South Carolina one, Yeah, Norton, just click
that one. That's Daytona Beach. That's not the top one. Lord,
South Carolina, goof you'd have to get home and then
you have to go down over let's put this if
you go that way. Actually, I mean that's not that
(03:58):
bad of a detour, Not really. Yeah, give me my
parents and Max going with me and your dad. Give
me those beava nuggets and those beava nuggets, Eddie. We
don't need this.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I kind of want to go get the Halloween shirt
of BUCkies.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
You should be in stock by then, yeah, probably it
was in stock last two weeks. Yeah, baby, I think
I've stopped at this one. It's like the main one.
Everyone stops after. You're going to like South So because
then there's a bunch of Florida. But that's like the
first one before the Virginia ones happened.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
That.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yeah, it was like the thing, Yeah, all right, there
you go.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Even though Max said he'll never go to another BUCkies
with me again.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Well, if he has to go, he has to go
seven hours.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Rent in a big ass s U, a lot of Fortnite.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
That's a lot of hot No, it's roadblocks, a lot
of hot hooked on roadblocks.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
It's bad, dude, what the kids are into now? It's bad.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
But I get to drive out o Banks this weekend
five hours because more hurt her ankle, so I have
to drive both ways. Now, Well, here's the thing. Wasn't
playing on it because mor gets motion sick And I
was like, oh great, you can't wait to read or
play some video games for five hours. Nope, drive it
the whole time. That's okay.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Can this anckle has been hurt for a while now, buddy,
A little suspicious start, that's.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Like she hops out the car to the beach. She
wouldn't do that.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
But as it has a swelling gone down, or as
a bruising or is it still pretty bad?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
She's sick right now, So that's also another thing. So
I think the focus on her being sick right now
and so much the ankle. But damn man, so that
sucks more.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Hope you feel better.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
That's okay. If I have to carry her on the dunes,
I will.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
God, you're such a great man.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Come on, watch Dune now.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I still haven't seen that whole movie.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yeah, you know what, dumb got seven hours to watching.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I gotta dry. You can put this.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Put the soundtrack on, Lisa, I gotta listen.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I gonna watch it happens. I sort of last night
when we got home after the thing. Shout out to
the Washington Mataics. Book us up last night to let
us come check out some of the new tasting food
items are gonna be having. Add Tuddy flirted Northwest Stadium. Yeah,
he's getting his flirt on. I got home and I
turned on Netflix. Gods of Egypt, but throw one with
Sam Worthington. Who's Sam Worthington. Jamie Lanister's in it? Uh
(06:18):
not Russell Crowe. They got a Wrath of the Titans. Yeah,
Gods of Egypt. Man, that movie is bad. What time
did you get home last night? Because you went to
Caddies too after the I got home, Like you got
to get down that Predwick a Blue you've never seen Snatch?
(06:42):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Pretty serious?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Brad Pitt's greatest movies?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
So we get jaythen State was his greatest movie. That
one is pretty legit buying it?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
What that one? Oh yeah, I'm definitely gonna buy that
unless movie Eric can hook us up with movie passes.
How would you get a movie for the digital digital passes?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I'm sorry not Apple, don't be giving those away apples
like you got a winter guess what you won't pay
for it?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Well, okay, well it's like, do.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
You have Apple TV Plus don't you? No?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I still haven't.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I gotta have that website you were given access to.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I gotta find that web page that easy.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
You just put in blank and blank and it pops
up as.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Five on the web browser or on the app is.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
It has an app, but it it's not on consoles,
but it's on Roku. I don't have a or.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Like a firestick and a fire stick down my baby.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yes, so it might have an app on the firestick.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Well, I don't watch TV's. I want to watch TV
on my bag baby.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Yeah, you take the fire stick.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I'm not taking it out and putting it.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Fine, buy another here's the thing. Actually, if you buy
an Apple firestick might be cheaper than buying the Brad
Pitt movie on its own stand by logic, logic, why
go downstairs for free?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
But I can.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
I can buy another one and it'll be shipped to
me by the time I get home. Anyway, Well, Eric's
doing that. We are celebrating on big milestone because Eric's son,
Max is twenty four. Is not twenty four ninety ninety.
He's nine years old today.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
He's twenty more nine. Let just give Max twenty five bucks.
That's enough, ro Block. I gotta give him a Hondo.
I got an He's nine today. So we are going
to celebrate all the things that also turned nine this year.
AKA came out in twenty sixteen. Nice, David Bowie passed away.
Oh we lost alf he lost him, but you got Max.
I did get Max. That's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Lemonade came out in twenty sixteen. John Say's iconic, iconic, iconic. Yeah,
Gilmore Girls came back on the flicks.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
That was it. That was the reboot, right, Yes, they
don't have one season.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I didn't watch it, so I don't know. Alan Rick
lost Snate, but you got Max snap, so Professor sna
Adele went on tour. I've seen Adele live. That's not
really anything. American Idol officially ended the first time. Oh
all right, all right, right, some of these Game of
(09:04):
Thrones had Battle of the Basket. Oh, it was a
great episode. That was probably like a month before Max
was born. Probably summer show. You know. Beauty and the
Beast came out in twenty sixteen live actual one with
leaked in twenty sixteen.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Oh, we had the Beyonce halftime show.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Remember that one very well, it was good. Nice.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
We had old Brandelina filed.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
For Brad nanjie Man.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
We're talking a lot Rob Brad Pitt today. Britney Spears
came back to the VMA's all right, britt all right.
Bre Larson got cast as Captain Marvel in twenty sixteen. Nice,
the cubs on what in the World series? Fantastic Peace
came out, the first one.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I liked that first one.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Fleabag also came out. Nice, Okay, full House came back
as Fuller House. Didn't watch any of that. Old Kim
Kardashian got robbed. That was the whole day that was
in Paris. Right. Yeah. In Paris had the Ghostbusters reboot
that did not do well. It's not a bad movie. Though.
Glenn died in The Walking Dead People. I filled my
(10:08):
roommate reacting to that and he was sobby on the
couch when that happened. He was a Glenn's stand So spoiler,
I mean, it's not years whatever. In the comics, Megan,
who's played by Jeffrey Dean Morgan, he like, he's like,
I'm the villain. Now take over is he lines them
all up and goes any meanie miney Moe and then
and now Mo uses his bat and it's a barb
(10:30):
wire to like sketch his head. Uh So, the biggest
thing was the whole season is like Gun's gonna die,
Glen's gonna die, Glenn's gonna die. And then you get
to this episode, Oh, Glenn's definitely gonna die. It was
a cliffhanger because Megan doesn't kill Glenn. He kills Abraham,
who's this ginger guy right here in this photo. And
that's how the episode ends.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Like Glenn made it.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
They switched it up beginning the next episode, Sean, Glenn,
You're like, no, yeah, it was a whole Parambe died.
Still around baby, we gotx Hamilton, this big deal, didn't
We had the first suicide squad movie. Oh nice, political stuff,
political stuff, Oh, Amber heard divorce from Johnny Depp, but
(11:14):
that would come back like four years later to bite them.
Prince died twenty sixteen. A lot of people died. John
Snow died and then came back to life. Yes, all right, yeah,
political stuff, yeah, uh, political stuff. Leonard Cohen died. Who's
that he's a singer? Cool more political stuff? Very Mann
(11:36):
can challenge.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
You saw Liam and Miley broke up.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Yeah wow? Oh well all right, well yeah one Direction
dissolved and ended in twenty sixteen. Oh really, Pokemon Go existed?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
No way? Oh yeah, because I would put I would
put the Pokemon Go on Max's mom's belly and be like,
what Pokemon isn't here?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
It's a bigey, it's a it's pretty little liars ended.
I've never seen that, and that's a homely rogue. Wan
came out same year.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Still, I'm not a fan of that movie.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
And let's see anything else anything else important? Well, Max
was born. That's the most stranger things came out. Sorry,
no way, really sixteen Man nine years ago. We're still
waiting on that show Me mana also came out that year.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yes, because I watched that movie a lot with Max
when he was a little infant.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
There you go. Those are the things that Max celebrates
every year getting older. They also get older. And you
know what what Max and do to celebrate his tenth
next year? Watch the live action Malana. That's gonna be
no next year.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Ten years of Max, ten years of Malana.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Baby.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
I'm not excited for that one, are you.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
The Rock will be in it, so you kind of
have to see it. That's your guy. Ten years ago
you were obsessed with that.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
I was obsessed with that man. But he's come ten
years later, cash grab and two.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Busy obsessing John Cena. Well, he is the final ball,
He's the rock is yes, correct, Cork correct? But you
know what is the final boss of this here podcast?
While we helped it pretty well, this is where we
read actual misconnections from Washington, d C that rives us
(13:12):
dot organ. Just have a good time, do you s
freak your DC, Maryland or Virginia. And fun fact, we
are going to the Chick fil A Little Blue Menu
Kitchen today. I had the menu pulled up. Uh, we're
going to go through this and see what you want
before we do miss connections. Okay. Uh So for drinks,
they have the blue Boba Breaker, which I was like, that's.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Eric, I've never drink bobo.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Well, this is the time Chick fil a. So it's
a refreshing blue drink combining huckleberry flavor, watermelon, some sprite
and foam, and a touch of boba. That's all you, baby,
all you. On the menu eared bone in and boneus wings, burgers, pizza.
Which one is the one thing you want to try?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
The bon and wings?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Actually? Oh, the pizza not Maybe they got read the pizza.
Did they get rid of the pizza.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Maybe it's a secret menu favors.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
This is the menu for them? Oh no, oh no,
mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Well he doesn't want to go.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
I'll get the barker. I heard the burgers pretty good.
They got burgers. There, got spicy bacon, bacon burger. Cheese
on cheeseburger.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
What is cheese on cheese?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Getting two cheeses on there? Two slices of cheese.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
If it's the pepper Jacks white cheese and then cheedda cheese,
you can do a double too, bruppy, Oh bipe goodness.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Anyway, we're looking at that. Later we go there, we
can mobile order apparently, Okay, that might be the move.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Yeah, because we're going to go at noon and it
is college park and it is college time.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Yeah, we did not plan this. Well, no, we didn't.
They have inside seating.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
I doubt we're gonna get this. I first story for
her up.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
It's Connections dental admin, silver Spring. I'm bad at this
whole thing, silver Spring, aspen Hill. I was visiting the dentist,
waiting outside for the place open. You showed up with
the key. You were adorable, wearing black cargo pants and
olive green shirt in a thousand years of quiet oddities
behind your eyes. I'm the guy that asked for a
copy of my dental scan and noted that no extraterrestrial
(15:15):
device was found in my brain. The world is sad
right now. Let's grab an ice cream. Oh I'm gonna
say no because you showed up before the dentist's office
even open.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Oh yeah, you're right. Well, sketch a little sketch, Little skitch, Library, Washington, DC.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Five minutes ago ago.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
We talked about meeting for book readings. You picked a board.
Sorry missing you?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Where are you? Arrington? Four hours ago? We meet before
a couple of times. You treat me so nice. Hope
you know how I'm talking about. I'm the Latin guy.
I was coming after work and have a good time.
You told me you like my milk. Please if you
provide a good contact not here because they take down
this post soon. Pick B aplus with details what you
(16:01):
have in mind for me?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
That milk must have been delicious milk. Chantilly Low's going down.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
You are other ones that you're not looking at that
you're like.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Toails tonight?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Yeah over, Chantilly Lows, you picked the worst one.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
You'd fine? Need my toenails painted again? Update late tonight?
Can can you drop by? You picked the color male boom,
that's lame better than the Low's.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Lest guy to the sleeveless Jim shirts Sunday afternoon in
the garden section. Well, I can see you again, toenails
at least with something. Geez oh okay, right there right there?
Looking for dad?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
All right, Mexic guy, I look Mexican guy and girlfriend
looking for dad. Booie, twenty four year old college Mexican
guy five ten my girlfriend wants to hang out with
my dad, but he's not into the freaky thing, so
she wants to do it with him. So I'm looking
for older Latino dad who's down to play the part
suit Maryland say it, hell yeah, all right, hold outside
(17:01):
of Pasties, It's my turn.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Good Lord, I give me so mad noon girl, Fairfax.
I miss you being my girl on the afternoon during
my lunch break, reach out if you want to do
it again.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Do you think an hour lunch breaks is enough time?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
I mean there's hotels that charge by the hour, I.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Know, but don't you like to cuddle after? Okay? Fine,
I'm just saying.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
I'm just saying.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Outside Pasties, Thursday, ten thirty pm. Patsy's pat t Patis
Patsy's all right fine. My two friends and I chatted
with four women just outside the restaurant on Thursday evening,
August twenty, first round, ten thirty pm. I'm posting here
for my single friend, unknowingly, unknowing, unbeknownst to him, he
is a good He is as good as a guy
(17:46):
as I've ever known. He was the shortest of the
three of us. If any of you had any interest
in my friend, Please tell me how we helped you.
And what's the state of the what.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
What state the tallest of you was from there you go?
All right, that was better?
Speaker 2 (18:01):
There you go?
Speaker 1 (18:01):
That was good. With painting guy, all right, fine, you
did some painting work in my building in Caithsburg. You're
a good looking Latino guy. I was the guy asking
if you needed you want to paint? Paint this my guy?
Speaker 2 (18:16):
What say it? All right? Where to go? Where to go?
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Where to go?
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Where to go? Mine games? Bethesa? Oh oh goodness?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
And and there's again wow, computer does not want us
to read this one.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Guy bethesa seeking other guy for mine games free now
and heavy and hal in my place ment only mind games?
Are we going to try to read ech other's mind?
Just scure each other with mine.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
And our last one late night snack? Any ladies, I'd
like to share a snack with this older guy tonight
in Woodbridge No. Nine, Woodbridge.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
No, that's far.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Actually where is this? That's far? I know where this
is they used to grow up there. No, this might
be here. We're more. Oh oh.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
That food line where the pizza hunt is in?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
No, well that does it for us? Here on this
yere podcast.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Yes, sir, you know.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
If you see Eric's post on Instagram, go wish Max
a happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Turns nine.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Give him some roadblocks, Roadbucks, roadblocks, ro Bucky Bucks, Sure,
rod blocks, eat the box. But you can follow Eric
at mister Eric V. That's m R E r ic kV.
You can follow me at Andrew Hoodie with oh why
will be back next week talking about our Labor Day plans.
If we ever, if we drove past each other? Did Eric?
(19:46):
Where are going this weekend?
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Nowhere? This weekend?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Oh? We did not drive.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
We'll not drive past each other.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
That's okay. That's next weekend. That's okay. But have a
great week and always remember it's okay to be weird
and sexy.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
It got weird, didn't it. Yeah,