November 5, 2024 • 25 mins
The boys are back and we're truly figuring out if Erick is ready to make his relationship "Facebook Official" or not! Join Hoody and Kevin as we figure out when Erick thinks his relationship started and get Hoody hyped to visit New York City this weekend! Plus even more Missed Connections from the DMV and what mobile game is Hoody suddenly obsessed with now! All that and more in this week's Let's Get Weird!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I gotta one thirty. I gotta go, I gotta get
you gotta.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
How about twelve thirty for your boy Hoodie? And hopefully
you're ready because it's done. It's about to get weird.
Be prepared for INTI get weird.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Thinks you're gonna get weird.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It's getting weird. I'm gonna get real weird with it.
Let's get weird. Let's get it?
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Where?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Where?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Get? Where?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Are you ready to get weird with Hoodie and Eric?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
I'm ready listen already because you're listening to the two
hundred and first episode of Let's Get Weird.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah, my name's Hoodie and every we come together, give
you the weird stories from our lives, the streets, the sheets,
the beats, uranus, the pleats, pleated pants. Who wears pleated pants? Uh?
Sometimes for my wedding, I had to deplete my pants.
Did you really? You had to like iron them and
get the little like side, little edge on you.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I don't wear pants, so I don't know you were
pants were in the or jeans that is pants, the
jeans they're called jean pants, they're called jeans.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Pantalonis When he said pantalonis what do you think of pants, jeans,
and they said blue jeans. That one the blue jeans.
You sure about that? It's a blue pant.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
It was the stuffy. I feel angry and tired. I
got a haircut at one thirty. A lot to do today, sweetheart.
So let's get this ball rolling, because not you're gonna
walk walk walking. You walk alone inside this pit of
danger for miles, in search of danger. You walk alone,
(01:41):
Batista themes.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
On, walk alone? Dude, have you seen a shredded? He's
gotten just because he like lost all the the rest
of the bulk, because he's not just because he was
tired of being the the brute in every movie. But
it's like, but you were good at that, you know,
I mean weird?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I see that.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Wait, what was that starting that scary movie he just
did with the cabin one, because that's where he bulked
up really bad.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I think it was like the cabin or isn't the
cabin the movies? Uh? And I hate scary movies. I've
got the cabin that's with the new GF. She is
a fan of scary movie, scary movies plus sci fi.
Did you watch The Doctor Sleep? No?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
We did not watch, but she likes scary movies with
sci fi and time travel. No cops, not a lot
of mafia. It's a really niche genre. Have you seen
Avengers End Game? There's a lot of time travel in
that one.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
No, she's a doubt. No, she's not a fan of Marvel.
I don't know. Eric. Oh, stoping, buddy, that's just you
and me. Still. Morris snuck in a little bit about
Star Wars. Huh. How does he feel about Star Wars?
What did she say about Star Wars?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I think, oh my god, last night, I think it's
a mate.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Tell you to get rid of your lightsabers because no, No,
I was worried.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I don't even know if you noticed that they were
there in the leger room.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
She will know, she will.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
But I do have to redact something because I did
mess up. React What I mean redacted? Well?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
No, uh, change a opinion, No retract, retract or dat
attract a statement redacted? Is you're blocking it out with
like that black right.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
No, I'm retracting a statement that I got our date,
our first date wrong because it was August twenty ninth,
not September twenty ninth. I don't know why I kept
saying September. You know it would be a great reminder
of you. Well, you guys made a Facebook official?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Do this? Still do that? Yeah? Really, it's like the
one thing everybody still does on Facebook. Oh man, I
felt proudly and changed mind from dating to married to
Morris Kelly.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Really no where, but uh, I didn't know that. I
know that was a big thing. But yeah, so I
gotta say sorry.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Well, hey, when do you think you guys are gonna
make a Facebook official?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Tonight, maybe this week. You're gonna meet her on sat
on Friday. Maybe if she's in the audience. Probably not,
she'll see my face, but she's hanging out with the
backstage and maybe yeah she's gonna hang out.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Oh neither, But you know what, we'll figure it out.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
If I'm taking tickets and then scorting people their seats,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
But if not, I'll just sit in the bar and
get wasted. You never know what happens.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I'm going to New York City this week, so I
cannot get to wasted on Friday because I have a
ten o'clock train on Saturday out of Union Station, so
I have to drive down pick more up and Go
and Uber over. Really are you excited for New York?
I am? Uh, last time we So this is my
second time in New York City. The first time we went,
(04:52):
I think it was like the first year I was
here actually, so like nine years ago, which is wild. Yeah,
So that was when like we were semester based and
I didn't know if I was coming back or not.
But then he said, hey, you're coming to work on
January second. I said, you got it. Yeah. But we
did one of the like mega buses or whatever it's called,
(05:13):
like the dollar buses. It's not a dollar. It was
like ten bucks or whatever up to New York City
bus or the Mega bus, one of them whatever, gotcha.
But we took We took the bus in like on
a Friday night, got in Saturday morning, and took the
bus back Saturday or Sunday morning. Okay, so we had
like twenty hours in New York City. That's enough time.
And this was after Christmas before it was like the
(05:35):
twenty or no, it was a fifteenth, so it was
right before Christmas but not like New Year's Eve traffic
that's and so it was fun. But it rained and
your boy had to go into a Macy's because my
socks got soaked cause I stepped out of the bus
and saying.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
In New York and then.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
All of a sudden, she stepped in a puddle. First,
see the puddle, puppy, that step.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
This is you know people, you know New Yorkers till
you're not a New Yorker.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
You're looking up, look up, don't look up, just keep
looking straight, looking straight, her down exactly where you're going.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Uh, but that was fun. It just was a lot
from now. We're you know, take taking the train up.
We got a hotel near Times Square. You know, seeing
statue of Libby, so you're gonna see statue living You
see Hamilton, You see Hamilton. Definitely going to Nintendo store,
Yes you want anything, let me know, No for the holidays,
the Lego store because next to the Lego store everywhere
though huge. Maybe it depends, I know, because I had
(06:30):
a list and more is like, here's the thing. We
have prioritize some things. It's like, okay, but I want
to do it all.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
You're gonna basically just stay in Times Square though pretty much. Yeah, yeah,
it's not like you do you have friends that live
in New York. No, you know if anyone lives in
New York really, oh.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
You can hit high May I will, Well she hang
out with us. I don't know. I don't know if
she actually lives in New York City or she like
lives in Jersey. So well, oh you know, PJ, I
do and I do know some three people now, so
I could.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Text Philip, you can take you out and.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
It might be all nighters. Is he goes just crazy
as ratas now, so right, so Morgan party all night
and drink all.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Day, and but we had their cuddle, you know, I
know right, you know that too.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
You're like, hey, I'd rather just stay in bed all day. No,
granted we paid for the trips. We're not staying in
bed all day. We're gonna go out and do New York.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
I found that the last time I went, Max was
five and we went a week after the New Year,
and it was chill to go see the tree.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
So I might do that again this year. I want
to get back. So they're not doing it I think
until like ended November the tree and stuff. But we
did look at like Rockefeller Ice skating oh yeah, and
sails out pretty quick.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
It was like sixty bucks for an hour. Have you
seen that? Before?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Running the actual ice skates that was another twenty dollars.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
But you know, the funny thing is you don't realize
as small that it's just in a little plaza that's
really it.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
But the ice itself is like maybe sixty five degrees,
so it's gonna be like, why will we ice skating?
Don't they have it open up during the summer too? No,
I think it's just during like November to because they
just opened up and I looked at it and I
was like, sixty bucks and then Jesus, I don't think
there is. Oh, Bill Burr SNL is this week. Maybe
(08:24):
I'll actually be able to get into that now because
like last week the Chapel Roam John Laney one, that
line was around the block bill. But it's pretty funny though,
but not as like a chapel roan Bill Chapel row Lady,
I'm spot of him. That was Peter Parker. He was
Spider Man.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Really, I don't know that I'm not.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
But yeah, So the big thing is, if you ever
wanted to do SNL, you have to like line up
on a Thursday night unless you know somebody. Yeah, the
standby lines. You have to line up on a Thursday
night at like eight o'clock to get a return ticket
the actual line on Friday. That then gives you a
spot and then saraday you come in at like ten
then maybe make the cutoff. It's three lines again.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
The people that actually go to the show go to
the after parties too, where they just kick them out.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Uh, well, they have like a a I've seen like
just TikTok has like exposed how this all works. I've
seen like they give you like on orders and stuff.
But then I think it determined. It depends on like
the host. It's like the host is like, hey, thank
you audience for being I don't know how many people
actually go on the audience, but like we're going to
the party, but there's probably another party within that.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
You think that would been like that would be leaked everywhere,
like seeing celebrities getting hammered, have you not, don't you?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
I think that sets that party within a party thing
of like they're like, eh, and then here's the real
party behind the closes.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
With the evention of the cell phone and social media
and everything, we have, how come we don't see more
celebrities getting messed up at parties.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Well, it was funny because when Ariana Grande hosted, they
all were like making fun of her because like she
took him out to dinner, like the cast out dinner,
and they would put Mikey Day, who's like the tall
white guy. He would be the first one out of
the car every time, like, oh, guys, stop, I get it,
I get it. You love it's a cake, but not
(10:12):
like this cake loud. But I think, like we've seen
more than we used to, you think, because I want
TikTok showed me like this is an old SNL promo.
I guess when like Keith Sutherland hosted Keith Sutherland when
like he broke up or Julie Roberts like left him
or something like they're supposed to get married. I don't know.
But he hosted sen now and actually he's like please
(10:33):
watch and don't have the last minute decide to cancel.
It's just like all right, they were a little like
the kind of cookie cutter. Now you're like, it's the
typical TikTok. Hey, here's the artist, here's a cast member.
Watch it was off the rails back in the nineties. Well, yeah,
everything was off the rails back in the nineties, Cocaine real,
you know what I'm saying. Whoa about cocaine hood? Nothing?
(10:56):
Old TV Scarface, maybe twenty one Jump Street, I guess
the remaker of the actual TV show. Did you ever
watch a TV show? No, my mom did. Damn Johnny
depp Man, he was legit back in the day. Johnna
Hill Chaning Tatum, ice Cube. They're not gonna make another one, right, No.
(11:17):
So the idea was when they were making it that
in the end of twenty second Jump Street, they like
tease like he's the future spin offs, But the real
plan was that I think that came out and then
the Men in Black with Chris Hemsworth and Tessa Thompson
came out, and then Sony owned both the projects. They
were gonna do twenty one Jump Street meets Men in Black,
(11:41):
which was one of the things that wasn't teased at
all in the little there, like, here's how the hell
would they do Jump Street meets Men in Black? Like,
I'm like Ice Cubes, Like, I'm like, I'm I don't
know what the lines he said, those I forget because
I'm taking y'all going to college. Y'all going to high
y'all going to men and y'all going to see some
aliens or something. But I don't know how it was
(12:03):
going to work, but I was. I was intrigued because, look,
we're getting the g I Joe Transformers movie at some point,
so they could really happened. It's happening. Transformers one did okay,
but didn't do buku because it wasn't live action.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
So okay, but that Transformers one has nothing to do
with the Transformers.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Yeah, back, so could we have that movie so people
saw it? Well, it was bad when people saw it,
So which one was bad?
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Transformers Rise the Beasts, which teased up the G I
Joe crossover.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah, yeah, spoiler and credit at the end of it.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
But I doubt they're going to do that. They are
as of right now. That's how you put some revigoration
into both of those franchises because I don't know anything.
I didn't I didn't know there wasn't a guy named
g I Joe and G I Joe. Yeah, there's no
Joe in there. There's no Joe. Joe. You were the Joe. No,
(12:55):
you did Joe.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
No.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
That was the thing is that G I Joe was
the all American hero. You all just one guy. No,
then they try to do it in the first one
with Bruce Willis or the second one where they made
him to be the original g I Joe.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
And his name wasn't Joe. Still, No, that makes sense.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Because you're everyone's every man was a Joe in the army,
in the military, you're all a Joe. I think that's
the adverse something. It's like, that's my name is Andrew,
my name is Eric. But I don't want to be Joe.
I mean, we're all can be you know, my grandma's
name Joe. Like an a team the BA B with
remember that movie with mister T.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Mister T. Yeah, no, Quentin Bradley j Yeah with Bradley
then did you Really Sweet?
Speaker 3 (13:37):
But they were all like the CIA guys name were
all named Johnson or whatever. It was a different guy.
Anybody could be the Joe. Anybody could be a CIA agent.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Anybody can cook, right, that's a toy. I feel like
I won't even watched that movie. You rewatching it?
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Yeah, it's definitely seen. A rat of Towey bro that
has Maxine right, Yes, MAXI sine rights of twee.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
You know we watched the other night. I was so
happy we watched again. Cocoa. Oh, that's a good time
to watch it too. That's a sadass movie. I tell you.
That movie came out right after my grandma.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Died, and I was like, it was like like Christmas
with the Scalies. I'm like, oh, let's watch whatever's on Disney.
Plus it was like, all right, cool Coco. And then
I left, and more was like, why'd you leave?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
You know why I left?
Speaker 3 (14:23):
And right in the basement, grandma was Mama Coco because
your grandma was black Coca. But come on, it was
a great way for grandma and Mama Mama Coco to meet,
to see back with her son.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Anything Mawana to is gonna be good. Nope, because here's
the thing. Is also just finished filming the live action Mohana.
I'm like, why are we doing this still? I'm God, look,
I'm getting off the rock train a little bit here,
like Maana too, Like I'm worried because, like I get it,
people are gonna see it regardless. Yeah, I haven't seen
like anything like what is going on in a movie.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
So what happens is basically that they're trying to cross
the ocean from the one trailer. But sea monsters are
stopping her and they need Maui. No, this was just
one sea monster. This was Tafiti was dying. Tafiti was
the heart of the ocean. Now the ocean needs them
to go across the ocean to go see something, and
they're sea monsters that are stopping her and she needs me.
(15:18):
Wanted to help her now, but what what are they
gonna help with? What are they gonna do?
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Right?
Speaker 3 (15:25):
And so it's just like this is right, and this
is why I'm saying I'm trying to get off the rock.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Cash cat cab got the train of the rock.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Because now too red One. Have you seen those those stories?
I mean we reported about it last year, two hundred
and fifty seven million dollars and one hundred.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Fifty it's the biggest budget Christmas movie or holiday movie
of all time.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
And half of it is because of him and how
much he got paid and how much he put them
late to everything, and all the stories of him holding
having the pas hold his urine bottles, which is so weird.
It's like Dwayne.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Evans, right, but like not even in it. Jonah Jamison's
in it, it's all about Dwayne, like, buddy, come one,
spread the wealth.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
My voice cracked hard there. And now he's in Now
he's in Germany promoting it Project Rock. You got the bag?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Still?
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Yes, I have the bag and I have a lot
of apparel. And I looked today at the new apparel
drop that dropped and it's all like Santa Chris. You're like, yeah,
it's Christmas card because he's Danta clause Christmas card.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
But it's just like, ah, we're not getting Christmas kicks?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Are we? No? For each other? Yeah? I mean if
you wouldn't give me a gift, no, no, because your
wife doesn't Like wait did your wife?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Did you put up the skateboard? I got you?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Or no? It's uh, I just want I only only
where to hang it up, So it's it's in my decorations.
You can watch Crisis on a fit podcast and see
where it's at. I haven't watched you. It's in the
frame so that if it made the frame cut, they
made it.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
So do that my name on it. No, I would
have the original member of Crisis now and be like
not here once again, Eric, never here. Rek doesn't have
the technology, does not have the technology. You know what
Max it to the other day, and I kind of
feel like I need to ask you in Kevin, how
do this that he wants to be a YouTube star?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
That's a that's a you decision. That is a you decision.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Why is it a you decision? Because you've seen Ryan's world. Yeah,
but that's because those parents are stupid. Think about it, hoody.
Those parents have no experience in the entertainment industry. They
had no experience with the kid, and then they undone
fed it up. Now the kids doing God knows what,
God knows who on God knows what channel.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
This is an audio podcast.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
I mean you could do it. I just think, uh,
your lego rooms is gonna have to be well, he
has his room, so I guess he has his own room.
I think you we're gonna do it. You have to
put in the lego room.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Him playing on the switch, you have to stop playing
on the switch, and I gonna.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Have to be hard. Yeah, I would get well, he's
getting really really if he wants to be easy pasy,
you needs to play a PC because like Xbox and
places are great, but you need to attach it to
like you can stream to twitch, but it's not as
a degree of a. You know Kay Sanat and all
Ninja and Asmen Gold and all these people. I just
(18:18):
name some streamers now I know who they are. Kay,
And you forgot speed too, so don't work I show speed.
Thank you? What Kay Sanatt had the MPC miles more
just say hi, thank you for the flowers for seven
straight hours, by the way, and he said, hey, do
you want to go to bed? And he said no,
I have to save the city. He kept doing it
for seven more hours. Did he really? I only see
(18:39):
it on what it pops up on my TikTok talk. Yeah,
I can't believe.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Had some huge people on Carly on He also Dwayne
or not John Cena on like two weeks ago, and
that was impressive.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Who would have thought? I Carly was ahead of its time
Internet shows that everyone watched. You're a little to watch Carly,
you were like thirty but Carly, Wow, do you want
me to find out what it can actually find out
when it came out? Because now you're making me feel
old as hell. I Carly came out in the first
(19:12):
episode two thousand and seven.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
It was a year into being here, so I was
twenty six.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
And its final episode was twenty twelve. Yeah, it's thirty one.
There you go, do the math that was issued that
you know how old Eric is?
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Forty two years old. I aything wrong saying with that.
I'm not I'm proud of being forty two. My GF
doesn't like that I have no wrinkles on my forehead though.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Stop, you don't smile a lot. That's why for my
wife said she hates that I have these. I'm like,
I want those. I get that smile too much. You smile.
I got smile more. I don't don't exist. You know
what it is. It's the what is the hoodie pose
in any photo? It's like a big face, it's opened
the mouth wide.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
My family calls me on the two like Andrew, but
shut them out with them out doing.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I don't have.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
I don't have anything. She makes me put on, like
retinoal cream or something, and I'm like not doing anything.
She's like it will over time.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Well, I still use the rocks under I used.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
I use the Pappatoi stuff, Yeah, because I don't like
my under. I did find out using it at night
helps a lot more than using the stuff we use
normally in the shower. So I'm using that baby trying
to get this face. What that face do gets love?
Sweet kisses? Sweet?
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
But what's that I hear? And then is sweet and tender?
That's a good one.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
Perfect where we read actually.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Washing a d C dot car works last m I
as compared, who's freaking your DC may Virginia? No, and
now we just do roulette. See what's going on? Who's
the first one? First one? Handy with car? That's all
you to come apart? Need someone to help check my
ole and fill it up. I can't get to my
usual mechanic. Boo, that's a sex one that's not a
(21:12):
sex with two hidden ones. I don't know what that was.
All right, let's have some fun Alexandria. All right, this
was yesterday.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
I can't be the only looking to have some late
night fun dot dot dot Alexander.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
That your never is that I live here?
Speaker 2 (21:27):
They live there? Isn't that the same thing? I live here?
That's all why? Because of this little v that's all Arlington.
Is that Alexandria that goes to Arlington. Yeah there's the airport. Yeah,
no idea Teddy Roosevelt Island never, I have never been
on that island. You want to go. Yeah, actually, never
been either.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
All right, let's go with the eleven one Maryland.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
All right, fun, Here I go again. Heck, it's a
lie that I can't read. That that's too CRYPTI that's right,
too crypt Oh, here we go. Lonely widower, lonely widower,
(22:12):
it's been five years, almost six and likes someone to
talk to. Hopefully can tear it to something more. I'm
female looking for a male. I'm fifty nine years old.
Quite please into the eye for fifty nine. I'm also
a native Washingtonian. She lives near Armed Forces retirement home.
What the hell's that over here? Alright? Chilum chilulum Chile. Okay, yep,
(22:37):
next one?
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Uh fall fun, oh fun, smart, outgoing fifty year old male,
right male, mascial black man living the d DMV area.
Looking for a misconnection. I enjoy movies, cooking, outdoorsy stuff, music,
almost all kinds except country. Looking for outgoing, spontaneous, confident,
cute woman to explore the city in a case like
(23:00):
call in sick from work, that wants to that wants
to try for or more new things in life.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Looking for a true friend. First read this one before.
He's always like I need four, They need to try
four new things in life. He changes the top part,
but the bottom part is always the same old material
over your black widow costume. You wore a red and
black dress at the Halloween party at my place. Let
me know what you're thinking. That's a smooth s's.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Two hearts, two hearts, beat as one.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Looking for a nice travel woman. Hello, beautiful. Do you
live in Northern Virginia, Maryland or DC area? Visiting or
for for work? I'm a HiT's a black man that
wants to meet you. I would devote my time for you.
Let's chat.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Thank you, love you, respect you. Yeah, you mean tissues
in here? Oh it was a big sneeze. Sorry, I
blew me out in my trash.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Please do not leave it on the floor, all right?
And then our last one I met you sat next
to me on the metro. Ah metrow to the beautiful
woman who sat next to me on the metro. You
looked awesome in your dress. I thought about you all
the way home and hope you see this. Thanks for
the flashy smile. That's weird. Thanks for the flashy smile. Yeah,
(24:23):
I like to take you out for dinner, drinks, coffee
or a smoke, marijuana or just a smokey We know
that one place, I was the guy with blonde hair
he waved to when you're getting off the train. Also,
you sat next to her. So why are you saying
you were the guy plot here? Well, because you don't
pay attention to the person sitting next to us. Sometimes
you're like, Hi, let me be friends with you for
(24:43):
two stops, or you say no, don't sit next to me,
let me be the creep I always have. I have
mean face on, so I don't anyone sit next to me. Yeah,
and that's why he has no wrinkles. That's what happens.
Mean face means no rink mean face means no wrinkles.
Because you're not smiling and happy, you don't have any
happy wrinkles. Oh so now I need to have happy. Yeah,
(25:04):
that's never happening. What well, I would say, it's happening
right now.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Two months ago, Yes, two months ago, I did find
you would know.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Because you'd make it Facebook official. Is that still a thing.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
I don't have to talk to about it too, shorts
do Yeah, I'm hoping to do it.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
I don't care.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
All right, all right, Well you can follow Eric and
see if he becomes Facebook official mister Eric v m
r e r ic k v uh. You can follow
me at Andrew Hoodie with the why I see all
my New York City adventures in New York City at
Andrew Hoodie with a Y. Hope you have a great
week and always remember it's okay to be weird and sexy.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
It got weird, didn't it.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
Yeah,
I gotta one thirty. I gotta go, I gotta get
you gotta.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
How about twelve thirty for your boy Hoodie? And hopefully
you're ready because it's done. It's about to get weird.
Be prepared for INTI get weird.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Thinks you're gonna get weird.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It's getting weird. I'm gonna get real weird with it.
Let's get weird. Let's get it?
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Where?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Where?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Get? Where?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Are you ready to get weird with Hoodie and Eric?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
I'm ready listen already because you're listening to the two
hundred and first episode of Let's Get Weird.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah, my name's Hoodie and every we come together, give
you the weird stories from our lives, the streets, the sheets,
the beats, uranus, the pleats, pleated pants. Who wears pleated pants? Uh?
Sometimes for my wedding, I had to deplete my pants.
Did you really? You had to like iron them and
get the little like side, little edge on you.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I don't wear pants, so I don't know you were
pants were in the or jeans that is pants, the
jeans they're called jean pants, they're called jeans.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Pantalonis When he said pantalonis what do you think of pants, jeans,
and they said blue jeans. That one the blue jeans.
You sure about that? It's a blue pant.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
It was the stuffy. I feel angry and tired. I
got a haircut at one thirty. A lot to do today, sweetheart.
So let's get this ball rolling, because not you're gonna
walk walk walking. You walk alone inside this pit of
danger for miles, in search of danger. You walk alone,
(01:41):
Batista themes.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
On, walk alone? Dude, have you seen a shredded? He's
gotten just because he like lost all the the rest
of the bulk, because he's not just because he was
tired of being the the brute in every movie. But
it's like, but you were good at that, you know,
I mean weird?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I see that.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Wait, what was that starting that scary movie he just
did with the cabin one, because that's where he bulked
up really bad.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I think it was like the cabin or isn't the
cabin the movies? Uh? And I hate scary movies. I've
got the cabin that's with the new GF. She is
a fan of scary movie, scary movies plus sci fi.
Did you watch The Doctor Sleep? No?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
We did not watch, but she likes scary movies with
sci fi and time travel. No cops, not a lot
of mafia. It's a really niche genre. Have you seen
Avengers End Game? There's a lot of time travel in
that one.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
No, she's a doubt. No, she's not a fan of Marvel.
I don't know. Eric. Oh, stoping, buddy, that's just you
and me. Still. Morris snuck in a little bit about
Star Wars. Huh. How does he feel about Star Wars?
What did she say about Star Wars?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I think, oh my god, last night, I think it's
a mate.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Tell you to get rid of your lightsabers because no, No,
I was worried.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I don't even know if you noticed that they were
there in the leger room.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
She will know, she will.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
But I do have to redact something because I did
mess up. React What I mean redacted? Well?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
No, uh, change a opinion, No retract, retract or dat
attract a statement redacted? Is you're blocking it out with
like that black right.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
No, I'm retracting a statement that I got our date,
our first date wrong because it was August twenty ninth,
not September twenty ninth. I don't know why I kept
saying September. You know it would be a great reminder
of you. Well, you guys made a Facebook official?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Do this? Still do that? Yeah? Really, it's like the
one thing everybody still does on Facebook. Oh man, I
felt proudly and changed mind from dating to married to
Morris Kelly.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Really no where, but uh, I didn't know that. I
know that was a big thing. But yeah, so I
gotta say sorry.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Well, hey, when do you think you guys are gonna
make a Facebook official?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Tonight, maybe this week. You're gonna meet her on sat
on Friday. Maybe if she's in the audience. Probably not,
she'll see my face, but she's hanging out with the
backstage and maybe yeah she's gonna hang out.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Oh neither, But you know what, we'll figure it out.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
If I'm taking tickets and then scorting people their seats,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
But if not, I'll just sit in the bar and
get wasted. You never know what happens.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I'm going to New York City this week, so I
cannot get to wasted on Friday because I have a
ten o'clock train on Saturday out of Union Station, so
I have to drive down pick more up and Go
and Uber over. Really are you excited for New York?
I am? Uh, last time we So this is my
second time in New York City. The first time we went,
(04:52):
I think it was like the first year I was
here actually, so like nine years ago, which is wild. Yeah,
So that was when like we were semester based and
I didn't know if I was coming back or not.
But then he said, hey, you're coming to work on
January second. I said, you got it. Yeah. But we
did one of the like mega buses or whatever it's called,
(05:13):
like the dollar buses. It's not a dollar. It was
like ten bucks or whatever up to New York City
bus or the Mega bus, one of them whatever, gotcha.
But we took We took the bus in like on
a Friday night, got in Saturday morning, and took the
bus back Saturday or Sunday morning. Okay, so we had
like twenty hours in New York City. That's enough time.
And this was after Christmas before it was like the
(05:35):
twenty or no, it was a fifteenth, so it was
right before Christmas but not like New Year's Eve traffic
that's and so it was fun. But it rained and
your boy had to go into a Macy's because my
socks got soaked cause I stepped out of the bus
and saying.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
In New York and then.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
All of a sudden, she stepped in a puddle. First,
see the puddle, puppy, that step.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
This is you know people, you know New Yorkers till
you're not a New Yorker.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
You're looking up, look up, don't look up, just keep
looking straight, looking straight, her down exactly where you're going.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Uh, but that was fun. It just was a lot
from now. We're you know, take taking the train up.
We got a hotel near Times Square. You know, seeing
statue of Libby, so you're gonna see statue living You
see Hamilton, You see Hamilton. Definitely going to Nintendo store,
Yes you want anything, let me know, No for the holidays,
the Lego store because next to the Lego store everywhere
though huge. Maybe it depends, I know, because I had
(06:30):
a list and more is like, here's the thing. We
have prioritize some things. It's like, okay, but I want
to do it all.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
You're gonna basically just stay in Times Square though pretty much. Yeah, yeah,
it's not like you do you have friends that live
in New York. No, you know if anyone lives in
New York really, oh.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
You can hit high May I will, Well she hang
out with us. I don't know. I don't know if
she actually lives in New York City or she like
lives in Jersey. So well, oh you know, PJ, I
do and I do know some three people now, so
I could.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Text Philip, you can take you out and.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
It might be all nighters. Is he goes just crazy
as ratas now, so right, so Morgan party all night
and drink all.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Day, and but we had their cuddle, you know, I
know right, you know that too.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
You're like, hey, I'd rather just stay in bed all day. No,
granted we paid for the trips. We're not staying in
bed all day. We're gonna go out and do New York.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
I found that the last time I went, Max was
five and we went a week after the New Year,
and it was chill to go see the tree.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
So I might do that again this year. I want
to get back. So they're not doing it I think
until like ended November the tree and stuff. But we
did look at like Rockefeller Ice skating oh yeah, and
sails out pretty quick.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
It was like sixty bucks for an hour. Have you
seen that? Before?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Running the actual ice skates that was another twenty dollars.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
But you know, the funny thing is you don't realize
as small that it's just in a little plaza that's
really it.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
But the ice itself is like maybe sixty five degrees,
so it's gonna be like, why will we ice skating?
Don't they have it open up during the summer too? No,
I think it's just during like November to because they
just opened up and I looked at it and I
was like, sixty bucks and then Jesus, I don't think
there is. Oh, Bill Burr SNL is this week. Maybe
(08:24):
I'll actually be able to get into that now because
like last week the Chapel Roam John Laney one, that
line was around the block bill. But it's pretty funny though,
but not as like a chapel roan Bill Chapel row Lady,
I'm spot of him. That was Peter Parker. He was
Spider Man.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Really, I don't know that I'm not.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
But yeah, So the big thing is, if you ever
wanted to do SNL, you have to like line up
on a Thursday night unless you know somebody. Yeah, the
standby lines. You have to line up on a Thursday
night at like eight o'clock to get a return ticket
the actual line on Friday. That then gives you a
spot and then saraday you come in at like ten
then maybe make the cutoff. It's three lines again.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
The people that actually go to the show go to
the after parties too, where they just kick them out.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Uh, well, they have like a a I've seen like
just TikTok has like exposed how this all works. I've
seen like they give you like on orders and stuff.
But then I think it determined. It depends on like
the host. It's like the host is like, hey, thank
you audience for being I don't know how many people
actually go on the audience, but like we're going to
the party, but there's probably another party within that.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
You think that would been like that would be leaked everywhere,
like seeing celebrities getting hammered, have you not, don't you?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
I think that sets that party within a party thing
of like they're like, eh, and then here's the real
party behind the closes.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
With the evention of the cell phone and social media
and everything, we have, how come we don't see more
celebrities getting messed up at parties.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Well, it was funny because when Ariana Grande hosted, they
all were like making fun of her because like she
took him out to dinner, like the cast out dinner,
and they would put Mikey Day, who's like the tall
white guy. He would be the first one out of
the car every time, like, oh, guys, stop, I get it,
I get it. You love it's a cake, but not
(10:12):
like this cake loud. But I think, like we've seen
more than we used to, you think, because I want
TikTok showed me like this is an old SNL promo.
I guess when like Keith Sutherland hosted Keith Sutherland when
like he broke up or Julie Roberts like left him
or something like they're supposed to get married. I don't know.
But he hosted sen now and actually he's like please
(10:33):
watch and don't have the last minute decide to cancel.
It's just like all right, they were a little like
the kind of cookie cutter. Now you're like, it's the
typical TikTok. Hey, here's the artist, here's a cast member.
Watch it was off the rails back in the nineties. Well, yeah,
everything was off the rails back in the nineties, Cocaine real,
you know what I'm saying. Whoa about cocaine hood? Nothing?
(10:56):
Old TV Scarface, maybe twenty one Jump Street, I guess
the remaker of the actual TV show. Did you ever
watch a TV show? No, my mom did. Damn Johnny
depp Man, he was legit back in the day. Johnna
Hill Chaning Tatum, ice Cube. They're not gonna make another one, right, No.
(11:17):
So the idea was when they were making it that
in the end of twenty second Jump Street, they like
tease like he's the future spin offs, But the real
plan was that I think that came out and then
the Men in Black with Chris Hemsworth and Tessa Thompson
came out, and then Sony owned both the projects. They
were gonna do twenty one Jump Street meets Men in Black,
(11:41):
which was one of the things that wasn't teased at
all in the little there, like, here's how the hell
would they do Jump Street meets Men in Black? Like,
I'm like Ice Cubes, Like, I'm like, I'm I don't
know what the lines he said, those I forget because
I'm taking y'all going to college. Y'all going to high
y'all going to men and y'all going to see some
aliens or something. But I don't know how it was
(12:03):
going to work, but I was. I was intrigued because, look,
we're getting the g I Joe Transformers movie at some point,
so they could really happened. It's happening. Transformers one did okay,
but didn't do buku because it wasn't live action.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
So okay, but that Transformers one has nothing to do
with the Transformers.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Yeah, back, so could we have that movie so people
saw it? Well, it was bad when people saw it,
So which one was bad?
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Transformers Rise the Beasts, which teased up the G I
Joe crossover.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah, yeah, spoiler and credit at the end of it.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
But I doubt they're going to do that. They are
as of right now. That's how you put some revigoration
into both of those franchises because I don't know anything.
I didn't I didn't know there wasn't a guy named
g I Joe and G I Joe. Yeah, there's no
Joe in there. There's no Joe. Joe. You were the Joe. No,
(12:55):
you did Joe.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
No.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
That was the thing is that G I Joe was
the all American hero. You all just one guy. No,
then they try to do it in the first one
with Bruce Willis or the second one where they made
him to be the original g I Joe.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
And his name wasn't Joe. Still, No, that makes sense.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Because you're everyone's every man was a Joe in the army,
in the military, you're all a Joe. I think that's
the adverse something. It's like, that's my name is Andrew,
my name is Eric. But I don't want to be Joe.
I mean, we're all can be you know, my grandma's
name Joe. Like an a team the BA B with
remember that movie with mister T.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Mister T. Yeah, no, Quentin Bradley j Yeah with Bradley
then did you Really Sweet?
Speaker 3 (13:37):
But they were all like the CIA guys name were
all named Johnson or whatever. It was a different guy.
Anybody could be the Joe. Anybody could be a CIA agent.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Anybody can cook, right, that's a toy. I feel like
I won't even watched that movie. You rewatching it?
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Yeah, it's definitely seen. A rat of Towey bro that
has Maxine right, Yes, MAXI sine rights of twee.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
You know we watched the other night. I was so
happy we watched again. Cocoa. Oh, that's a good time
to watch it too. That's a sadass movie. I tell you.
That movie came out right after my grandma.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Died, and I was like, it was like like Christmas
with the Scalies. I'm like, oh, let's watch whatever's on Disney.
Plus it was like, all right, cool Coco. And then
I left, and more was like, why'd you leave?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
You know why I left?
Speaker 3 (14:23):
And right in the basement, grandma was Mama Coco because
your grandma was black Coca. But come on, it was
a great way for grandma and Mama Mama Coco to meet,
to see back with her son.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Anything Mawana to is gonna be good. Nope, because here's
the thing. Is also just finished filming the live action Mohana.
I'm like, why are we doing this still? I'm God, look,
I'm getting off the rock train a little bit here,
like Maana too, Like I'm worried because, like I get it,
people are gonna see it regardless. Yeah, I haven't seen
like anything like what is going on in a movie.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
So what happens is basically that they're trying to cross
the ocean from the one trailer. But sea monsters are
stopping her and they need Maui. No, this was just
one sea monster. This was Tafiti was dying. Tafiti was
the heart of the ocean. Now the ocean needs them
to go across the ocean to go see something, and
they're sea monsters that are stopping her and she needs me.
(15:18):
Wanted to help her now, but what what are they
gonna help with? What are they gonna do?
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Right?
Speaker 3 (15:25):
And so it's just like this is right, and this
is why I'm saying I'm trying to get off the rock.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Cash cat cab got the train of the rock.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Because now too red One. Have you seen those those stories?
I mean we reported about it last year, two hundred
and fifty seven million dollars and one hundred.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Fifty it's the biggest budget Christmas movie or holiday movie
of all time.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
And half of it is because of him and how
much he got paid and how much he put them
late to everything, and all the stories of him holding
having the pas hold his urine bottles, which is so weird.
It's like Dwayne.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Evans, right, but like not even in it. Jonah Jamison's
in it, it's all about Dwayne, like, buddy, come one,
spread the wealth.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
My voice cracked hard there. And now he's in Now
he's in Germany promoting it Project Rock. You got the bag?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Still?
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Yes, I have the bag and I have a lot
of apparel. And I looked today at the new apparel
drop that dropped and it's all like Santa Chris. You're like, yeah,
it's Christmas card because he's Danta clause Christmas card.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
But it's just like, ah, we're not getting Christmas kicks?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Are we? No? For each other? Yeah? I mean if
you wouldn't give me a gift, no, no, because your
wife doesn't Like wait did your wife?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Did you put up the skateboard? I got you?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Or no? It's uh, I just want I only only
where to hang it up, So it's it's in my decorations.
You can watch Crisis on a fit podcast and see
where it's at. I haven't watched you. It's in the
frame so that if it made the frame cut, they
made it.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
So do that my name on it. No, I would
have the original member of Crisis now and be like
not here once again, Eric, never here. Rek doesn't have
the technology, does not have the technology. You know what
Max it to the other day, and I kind of
feel like I need to ask you in Kevin, how
do this that he wants to be a YouTube star?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
That's a that's a you decision. That is a you decision.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Why is it a you decision? Because you've seen Ryan's world. Yeah,
but that's because those parents are stupid. Think about it, hoody.
Those parents have no experience in the entertainment industry. They
had no experience with the kid, and then they undone
fed it up. Now the kids doing God knows what,
God knows who on God knows what channel.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
This is an audio podcast.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
I mean you could do it. I just think, uh,
your lego rooms is gonna have to be well, he
has his room, so I guess he has his own room.
I think you we're gonna do it. You have to
put in the lego room.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Him playing on the switch, you have to stop playing
on the switch, and I gonna.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Have to be hard. Yeah, I would get well, he's
getting really really if he wants to be easy pasy,
you needs to play a PC because like Xbox and
places are great, but you need to attach it to
like you can stream to twitch, but it's not as
a degree of a. You know Kay Sanat and all
Ninja and Asmen Gold and all these people. I just
(18:18):
name some streamers now I know who they are. Kay,
And you forgot speed too, so don't work I show speed.
Thank you? What Kay Sanatt had the MPC miles more
just say hi, thank you for the flowers for seven
straight hours, by the way, and he said, hey, do
you want to go to bed? And he said no,
I have to save the city. He kept doing it
for seven more hours. Did he really? I only see
(18:39):
it on what it pops up on my TikTok talk. Yeah,
I can't believe.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Had some huge people on Carly on He also Dwayne
or not John Cena on like two weeks ago, and
that was impressive.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Who would have thought? I Carly was ahead of its time
Internet shows that everyone watched. You're a little to watch Carly,
you were like thirty but Carly, Wow, do you want
me to find out what it can actually find out
when it came out? Because now you're making me feel
old as hell. I Carly came out in the first
(19:12):
episode two thousand and seven.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
It was a year into being here, so I was
twenty six.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
And its final episode was twenty twelve. Yeah, it's thirty one.
There you go, do the math that was issued that
you know how old Eric is?
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Forty two years old. I aything wrong saying with that.
I'm not I'm proud of being forty two. My GF
doesn't like that I have no wrinkles on my forehead though.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Stop, you don't smile a lot. That's why for my
wife said she hates that I have these. I'm like,
I want those. I get that smile too much. You smile.
I got smile more. I don't don't exist. You know
what it is. It's the what is the hoodie pose
in any photo? It's like a big face, it's opened
the mouth wide.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
My family calls me on the two like Andrew, but
shut them out with them out doing.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I don't have.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
I don't have anything. She makes me put on, like
retinoal cream or something, and I'm like not doing anything.
She's like it will over time.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Well, I still use the rocks under I used.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
I use the Pappatoi stuff, Yeah, because I don't like
my under. I did find out using it at night
helps a lot more than using the stuff we use
normally in the shower. So I'm using that baby trying
to get this face. What that face do gets love?
Sweet kisses? Sweet?
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
But what's that I hear? And then is sweet and tender?
That's a good one.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
Perfect where we read actually.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Washing a d C dot car works last m I
as compared, who's freaking your DC may Virginia? No, and
now we just do roulette. See what's going on? Who's
the first one? First one? Handy with car? That's all
you to come apart? Need someone to help check my
ole and fill it up. I can't get to my
usual mechanic. Boo, that's a sex one that's not a
(21:12):
sex with two hidden ones. I don't know what that was.
All right, let's have some fun Alexandria. All right, this
was yesterday.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
I can't be the only looking to have some late
night fun dot dot dot Alexander.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
That your never is that I live here?
Speaker 2 (21:27):
They live there? Isn't that the same thing? I live here?
That's all why? Because of this little v that's all Arlington.
Is that Alexandria that goes to Arlington. Yeah there's the airport. Yeah,
no idea Teddy Roosevelt Island never, I have never been
on that island. You want to go. Yeah, actually, never
been either.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
All right, let's go with the eleven one Maryland.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
All right, fun, Here I go again. Heck, it's a
lie that I can't read. That that's too CRYPTI that's right,
too crypt Oh, here we go. Lonely widower, lonely widower,
(22:12):
it's been five years, almost six and likes someone to
talk to. Hopefully can tear it to something more. I'm
female looking for a male. I'm fifty nine years old.
Quite please into the eye for fifty nine. I'm also
a native Washingtonian. She lives near Armed Forces retirement home.
What the hell's that over here? Alright? Chilum chilulum Chile. Okay, yep,
(22:37):
next one?
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Uh fall fun, oh fun, smart, outgoing fifty year old male,
right male, mascial black man living the d DMV area.
Looking for a misconnection. I enjoy movies, cooking, outdoorsy stuff, music,
almost all kinds except country. Looking for outgoing, spontaneous, confident,
cute woman to explore the city in a case like
(23:00):
call in sick from work, that wants to that wants
to try for or more new things in life.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Looking for a true friend. First read this one before.
He's always like I need four, They need to try
four new things in life. He changes the top part,
but the bottom part is always the same old material
over your black widow costume. You wore a red and
black dress at the Halloween party at my place. Let
me know what you're thinking. That's a smooth s's.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Two hearts, two hearts, beat as one.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Looking for a nice travel woman. Hello, beautiful. Do you
live in Northern Virginia, Maryland or DC area? Visiting or
for for work? I'm a HiT's a black man that
wants to meet you. I would devote my time for you.
Let's chat.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Thank you, love you, respect you. Yeah, you mean tissues
in here? Oh it was a big sneeze. Sorry, I
blew me out in my trash.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Please do not leave it on the floor, all right?
And then our last one I met you sat next
to me on the metro. Ah metrow to the beautiful
woman who sat next to me on the metro. You
looked awesome in your dress. I thought about you all
the way home and hope you see this. Thanks for
the flashy smile. That's weird. Thanks for the flashy smile. Yeah,
(24:23):
I like to take you out for dinner, drinks, coffee
or a smoke, marijuana or just a smokey We know
that one place, I was the guy with blonde hair
he waved to when you're getting off the train. Also,
you sat next to her. So why are you saying
you were the guy plot here? Well, because you don't
pay attention to the person sitting next to us. Sometimes
you're like, Hi, let me be friends with you for
(24:43):
two stops, or you say no, don't sit next to me,
let me be the creep I always have. I have
mean face on, so I don't anyone sit next to me. Yeah,
and that's why he has no wrinkles. That's what happens.
Mean face means no rink mean face means no wrinkles.
Because you're not smiling and happy, you don't have any
happy wrinkles. Oh so now I need to have happy. Yeah,
(25:04):
that's never happening. What well, I would say, it's happening
right now.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Two months ago, Yes, two months ago, I did find
you would know.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Because you'd make it Facebook official. Is that still a thing.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
I don't have to talk to about it too, shorts
do Yeah, I'm hoping to do it.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
I don't care.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
All right, all right, Well you can follow Eric and
see if he becomes Facebook official mister Eric v m
r e r ic k v uh. You can follow
me at Andrew Hoodie with the why I see all
my New York City adventures in New York City at
Andrew Hoodie with a Y. Hope you have a great
week and always remember it's okay to be weird and sexy.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
It got weird, didn't it.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
Yeah,
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