June 25, 2024 • 23 mins
If we had to endorse one meal at any fast-food spot what would it be? Join Hoody and Erick as we give our stamps of approval on potential fast-food combos inspired by the Mr. Beast Box at Zaxby's! Plus even more Missed Connections from the DMV and we recap how our night out at the casino went! All that and more in this week's Let's Get Weird!
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Oh, you're ready for some chickenand hopefully you're ready because it's time.
It's about to get weird. You'reprepared for it to get weird. Things,
you're gonna get weird. It's gettingweird. I'm gonna get real weird
with it. Let's get weird.Let's get it. Where? Where?
(00:20):
Get? Where? Are you readyto get weird with Hoodie and Eric?
I'm ready, listener, ready,because you're listening to the hundred and eighty
this episode of Let's Get Weird.We did it, we did it.
We made one. Five. That'sa good number of head this time in
(00:44):
the over eighty five. No,that's not in your restn mind. I
did see your crazy TikTok about howthe interstates go north to south are the
double numbers, They're the ones thatstart end with a five, and east
to west are the ones that endin a zero. Or I'd flip that
either way. It's pretty resting,right, Yep, Hello, I think
you're wrong, wrong there. Myname is Odie, and everybody we give
you the weirdest stories from the globe, the Internet, the streets, the
(01:07):
sheets, up the sky, downbelow Uranus and so much more. And
I think it's I thought it was. They're odd if they go north to
south, and they're even if theygo east to west, which is why
we have sixty six anymore, thoughno one sixty six is dead. Basically
almost only works in this area,and it's the roots or Interstates. Interstates.
Sixty six is only local list therebecause they got rid of it,
(01:30):
because they changed it because they hadto redo it. It goes all the
way down to eighty one. Thenit's eighty one going down. That's another
odd down. I got to findthe TikTok video and rewatch it again,
okay, sweetie. And then it'sbecause ninety five is north. If you're
going from Virginia to Richmond, it'ssixty four and two sixty four because that's
east to west again and vice versa. But no one goes to Richmond.
(01:51):
Bro. I'm just telling you theroads I know the roads, and the
roads I know, bro are themajor like eighty in south ninety five for
ninety five. The Bilbodys don't count, I think, because that's why there's
a four in front of them.That's why it's six. Ninety five is
Baltimore for DC. Okay, we'rejust all about roads today, brother,
But we're going we don't we actuallydo need road because we're going to axe
(02:14):
these today all the way technically tendto technically Shantilly Sterling though, No,
that's raising Kane. No, there'sone in Sterling. Maybe there's two.
Which one were you gonna take youto? Oh? I mean you're taking
me? You're driving driving? Yeah, they trust you with the station vehicle.
(02:34):
You're on the emails, sir.Yeah, this one technically Chantilly South,
That's what it was. Is thatwhere we Is that the one we've
been to? That one? Yes, but we're going back for the mister
Beast box. Yes, but Itried it this weekend and Eric is so
excessed excited that he wants to tryit. And I'll try it because I'm
a big you know what, I'mnot gonna lie about this. I am
(02:57):
actually a fan of mister Beast.I think everyone is. I think I
think hate what you hate about everything. But he's successful, he's super and
he did it right. This issmarter than the mister Beiestburger is to put
your name on a combo instead ofowning a whole ghost kitchen. Those those
faded away, right, He stoppedthinking, Yeah, they kind of like
stopped after the pandemic, like everywent back to work and they kind of
(03:19):
faded. There's still ghost kitchens,but his stopped. I think probably the
license because I never got one ofhis burgers and I wanted to. Well,
I'm gonna tell you it probably wasn'tanything special because it was whatever fast
food restaurant he would would make itis what they make it. We had.
We had an Italian place near moreand I that was part of the
Mister Beiestburger. They don't I don'tknow where they had the hamburger material.
(03:40):
Oh, because the don't serve anythingHamburger. Like our buddy from Caddies.
His restaurant. His kitchen was allowedto be a ghost kitchen for a lot
of other ghost kitchen on on Uhwhat was I don't know, Uber eat
maybe the Uber eats mostly I feellike but yeah, So I'm excited to
go driving with Oddie. Another Ericand Hoodie adventure. Go to one of
(04:03):
our favorite spots, Tashi Station.It's over there too. Why Why are
you? Why are you going todo this to me? I got a
gift card, so five dollars?Do you hate me or something. No,
why you woman, it's been moremoney that I don't don't have to
look in for free. Sniffin's gonnacost you. But we're going because the
(04:25):
mister Bee's box, it's essentially it'sa combo. I mean Taco Bell has
boxes every month. I mean McDonald'sis now doing the five dollars value meal,
but they've done, you know theyhad it was a Travis Scott meal.
It was Cardibes's meal. I think, for a hot second, I
think not Bad Bunny. What thehell is this guy's name? No,
there was a Bad Bunny meal.J Balvin. That's yeah. I think
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those are really only ones of youknow, put your name on it.
It's a meal which of random foodsyou can't get normally on the menu,
and then you see what happens.So my question to you, Eric Andrew
the restaurant, would you want yourown meal slash combo at because mister beasts,
all it is is four chicken tenders, cheese curds, French fries,
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two pieces of toast, and thenyour drink. Obviously can't get that on
the normal menu. I mean youcan get it, but it's like separate
items. Right now, if youcould pick a place to have your own
combo at what would it be TacoBell? It would definitely be Taco Bell.
And then it would be we're callingit the Mister Eric, the Mister
Eric V Massive box, because it'sgonna be okay, it's one item right
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down. What you got? Now, I got the cheesy, cheesy Gordida
crunch CGD one of them or twoof them, one of them, three
regular soft tacos you cannot substitute forhard, only soft, and then the
one the chips and qso okay,and the last thing actually there's dude.
(05:59):
Wait now we say and chips andcheese. Are you saying no, I'm
going to bring caeso to cheese.That's not caeso. It's just cheese.
All right, Fine, the chipsand cheese. And then this is where
I'm at. A drink. Yougotta drink. Drink cherry pepsi. Bro,
you get substituted, substitute the cherrypepsi is slaps every time. Now
do I add one more meal itemand the dessert or do I just go
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dessert? I mean, well,it's a massive it's a massive box,
right, So you give me theitems. Then you tell me how much
you think it would be. I'mthinking the burrito of a burrito, the
one, the one that the onethat they had the cheese on top.
What was that called che yes,beef only beef grilled cheese burrito with the
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little cinnamon ball thingies, the cinnaboncinnabondo. Yes, all right, you're
not gonna be able to move fora week. You will not because that
is so much food, massive box. All right, now, how much
are you you're going to charge forthis? This is Taco Bell, mind
you. Some of their combos aredirt cheap and you get a lot of
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items, and some of them areheck expensive and you get less side.
So when you get the three,it's eight ninety nine, what do you
mean the three? The three softtaco meal, it's like eight or nine
okay, eight or nine eight bucksfor the soft I think it's like,
that's not right. I look itup soft tacos like a dollar eighty nine.
You get three bubby plus a drink. It's like eight ninety nine,
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all right, and then four totwenty nine for the cheese gritty to crunch.
That's like is at least a twentydollars. Buck, I'm saying you
cap it at at at fifteen bucks, okay, fifteen ninety nine for all
that deliciousness A lot. That's alot. I'm trying to kill people out
here. A second, can wejust look at because Taco Bell has a
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meal deal for two or so two? What do you do order it?
Well? No, you can't.All right, Oh it doesn't exist anymore.
I think it's online exclusives. Mealfor meal for two it's twelve fifty.
You want over the meal for two? What's in the meal for two?
You get two crunch wraps, twoburritos, two soft tacos, and
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two chips and cheese. That's allright, you're charging you get more food.
I guess I'm giving you more food. Huss is only two fifty more.
I was just say, hey,meal for three, let's just go
for that one instead. Well,the meal for four, which is twenty
dollars, yeah, is two crunchraps, two casadillas, four tacos,
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and two chips. Okay, somaybe you're ballparking right area right there,
sweetie, we can build our ownand see how much it costs. No,
that's that's you have certain items youcan't like build your own. No,
no, I'm saying, like,why don't we put everything in a
cart and see how much it costs? Can you do that? Or not?
All right? Never mind? Ohmaybe I don't. Okay, all
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right, let's do this. Allright? Okay, so you want it,
she's ready to cry. I gottafind them individually. That's the least
sucking. Yeah, that is acrappy part about it, right there,
the water all right? All right? Now do you want the nacho cheese
or the normal the normal normal?Alright? For sixty alright, talk normal
tacos three supreme or normal regular softtacos. Right, you had a breed
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whatever which buried the girl cheese oneright, well, yeah, we'll just
say that one that one forty allright? And then you have things no,
no, no, don't forget.You gotta add your sights and sweets.
Oh yeah, chips and case chipsand caeso or cheese is two thirty
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needs to be a dollar inflation.And then you said three cinnam on one
cinnamunlight order of two. Yeah,okay. And then you had your drink,
which I think you get a medium. It's okay, so okay,
so you will get a value savingof seven dollars if you buy Eric's meal,
(10:05):
because normally be twenty two dollars.So how much am I charging you
fifteen? Okay, you're losing moneyon this? Are we really losing money?
It's taco bell, Damn twenty two? I would God, that's a
lot. That's a lot. Youknow, that's a lot. Oh the
hoodie meal, this is gonna belike ten dollars and it's be so good's
(10:26):
so much? And you're gon belike that was that was appropriate for one
person to eat. It's a massivemeal, the massive meal, Hoddy's hunky
meal, Yeah, Hoodie's hung meal, steak case idea, you and your
case ideas. Or you put thisshreaded chicken because I like it. But
all right, you put two cheeseroll ups, all right? You know?
(10:50):
All right? Who you do iseat one before the meal and one
after the meal. It's kind ofyour palate cleanser. There you go.
Cheese roll up? Is how mucha dollar? A something? Fifty?
Now already beating me? Are youalready the dessert? That's it? No?
No, no, I'm just puttingwhat I know, cinnamon twists instead
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of the lights because let's face it, but here's the thing. Heavy on
the dust, heavy on the dust. Sometimes I'm the bitches is light.
I've just seen pasta noodles at thispoint. I've seen the video Taco bell
one Baha freeze, not the normaldrink freeze. It's a slushy, the
frozen drink. Okay, all right, and you do one chips and cheese,
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and that's the hoodiehunky meal. I'mgonna say it is probably six I'll
give you that for twelve bucks.There's a big difference with three dollars between
my modest meal and your big oldmeal. But I'm giving you two.
I'm giving you three soft tacos.Bro all right. So we're about to
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go back. Okay, can Iremove so twenty two forty two we're so
remember where we were at twenty two? All right, So I want you
gotta remove everything, sweetheart. Okay, large pep large cherry pepsi boppy,
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you get a medium in the boxes. That's what you get. Do you
want more expensive and lose more money? Money as it is Marty Hemorrhageneus money,
alright, So we added that andthat's craving. So we're gonna add
two to the menu, all right, okay, and then sides and sweets,
which is starting in there though.Oh you like the cinnamon twistling,
Sit him into his there you go, and then you drink. You're gonna
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put it here by a blast.My meal would have cost fifteen dollars,
so I'm only losing two dollars onthis return on investment. You're losing seven
dollars with every meal. I think, memeal owens my we meal win,
my we meal winds. Your mealis not we at all. It's not
a little meal. It's a bigold meal A b O M A bomb
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whoa All right? Well yeah soyeah, but wos it was gonna be
tastier. I'm giving you a wholepalette of deliciousness. Yeah. I can't
eat all of that food in onecity anymore. The tacos I guess to
be the only thing you could save. Yeah. The chiese will get stale,
Cheese will get weird, cheese willget no. The cheese I thing
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will hold up in the microwave.The cinnamon and the lights you could eat
up. You can definitely eat those. Ah. Everything else will get weird.
Yeah, and then drink is thedrink, but it'll get soggy quick
case heat up eating easily. Cheese, chips and caso is there, but
I think next week we do Chipotleorder. Okay, okay, So I
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was going to go here, butin Seattle I was part of the test
market for it was called the doubleDia. I don't know if we've talked
about this. No, So theTaco Bell near where I lived in Seattle
is the double Dia. So essentially, it was a double filled meat casada.
It was a thicker tortilla and itcame with chips and salsa. It
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was like ten bucks. You gota drink with it too. It was
great every time. That was thefood that was the go to. Its
right by the apartment. Got it. What was this again? The double
d double dia? Let me seeif it's what did you get? What
double ya Doaco Bell? Double?Its big old bowow. That's what he's
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expecting. What this was twenty seventeen, Yeah, and eighteen amore. Oh,
they don't do it anymore. They'redoing the treaded chicken on the canteena
casada, which is good. Butthis was where it's at. You gotta
This box was just where we putit in and stuff. Yeah what a
time? Did they come out witha new hot sauce right or something?
I don't know, Oh the greenone, yeah, the avocado avocada.
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Yeah, all right, I thinkmine's better, but whatever, you know
what, scratch my steak, casey, I'm bringing back the double Wait,
hit the combos. See what theywhat kind of combos they have already?
Like combo combos? Alright, SoTaco bell I mean the meal box is
the cheese atbox. What's the cheeseit? You get the cheese at crunch
trap plus nacho fries plus a burritomore. Actually got that es, I
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can't eat anymore. It's too manybeans we usually get. The weird thing
is like how Taco bo is pricing, Like the build your own cravings boxes
are cheap, and that's what youshould get every time, because like it's
five bucks for all that food,whereas if you want the featured item meal,
it's like double the price on thostwhich I mean that makes sense supplied
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to me. They still do thenot del Grande. I thought they got
rid of that. They still do. They still should get that one.
Well we're going to Zaxby, SoI don't know what to tell you,
baby, all right, fine,but I do know what you can tell
me. Well, can I tellyou, my good good friend? Is
it time for some action where weread some misconnections from the actual d M
(16:11):
B and the theme song has gottenside? Why I ask you? I
ask you? Why not? Whynot? Sign? You know he had
this and Gentlemen and those are thetwo songs we kind of learned from Side.
But we go to Washington d Cdot cragslist dot org and read real
misconnections from the pages. Some ofthem get deleted sometimes by the time I
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see them to when I tell Ericwhen they're they're happening, right, We
got to have a self competition.Who's freaky? Is it the d d
C M the Maryland or v VirginiaV By the way, last week it
was all Maryland Virginia And little didI know he'd spent sixteen minutes talking about
Taco Bell. But it's what happened. I mean, we're having fun all
(16:55):
day. Remember when Taco Bell hadkids meals? Nope, it'd Star Wars
toil back with Phantom Men came out. Don't remember that you're around. You
were at the Rust when that happened. Yeah, we didn't go to I
never want to Tacobo. You remembernever when Tacobo had a little coin game.
There's a whole big like you hadto get the coin on the pedestal
and there's a whole like, uh, conspiracy theory that no, none of
them had water. They all werejust dry. Yeah, conspiracy. Do
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do do do do do do dodo do the hell are you talking?
Do do? Do? Do?Do do do? That's excell weird.
But first one out from the misconnectionspage. Miss my elderly tutor. She
was amazing. It's showing me agood time. This is in Virgin Quantico
Areal City City. If you aremy older tutor, please reach out to
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me. I miss her. I'dlove for her to give me a new
lesson. I still have a lotto learn. Twenty four mm never too
late to learn the piano. Sureat the piano as paint key yours shant
tilly, shant titty. Any ladieshere want to get into some body paint?
I love to paint you and getinto those crevices. Let's be creative
(18:00):
and artistic. It's where we're going. It's bye Zaxby's you when to go
do body paint? No? Doyou? Why not? You paid each
other? Okay, hoy, youknow you don't want to see all this
naked. You know we're not readyfor this. Jelly Jelly or m Washington
(18:22):
d C New to d C.See seeing if this place can help in
the social network parking part of life. I'm missing here. If you're if
you're interested at all, go aheadand message me. Hit me up on
Snap missus juicy? Ooh begging?Look? Should we find her on Snap?
Missus juicy? You can friend heron Snap? Should we find her?
Missus Juicy? What do you just? Could you say the name five
(18:45):
times? I'm hoping you would goto Snapchat and type it in by the
time I told you, I'm trying. How do you do this? I
don't use this thing anymore? AmI easy? Hold on? It doesn't
want to work? Am is easy? E s Juicy ees juicy space a
Maybe No, that's capitalized too.No? All right, well I guess
(19:07):
you were. You were too latethis juicy that's why? Okay, well
no, no, put the aspace a no. Wow, Well,
well that's what happens on you waitthree days? You missed out on missus
juicy missed out on my future love. Next aheading, I feel so hurt.
Top notch service over over what?Top notch service for overheated runners?
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Oh and Clarendon need a cool loughtoday. Picks and good descriptions get quickest
replies. I'm six four, twohundred pounds and I'm looking to help outfit
runners between twenty one and six.That's a wide age. You ain't scared,
bro, all right, go getit Virginia again, by the way.
Next one at Ershburn to Virginia.Boring weekend? Love to make it
(19:53):
interesting? Just hot weekend and nothingto do, stuck at home? Any
lady interested in making it interested?Ashburn Virginia, Spurn Virginia. Next one,
Game night, Clarendon, Virginia.Score, that's gonna be your name.
That's where lives. Smart men lookingfor older male and female plays.
(20:15):
Oh God, Chess, backgammon,cards or other cool ideas for individual or
groups. Let's meet up at alocal Nova cafe and beat the heat.
Name your game. I'm dominating thatass Ooh game night. No, that
game looks so boring. I know, dominate, I know you love that
(20:37):
game so much, but it looksvery boring. Dominate, dominate, okay,
and you will lose. I couldplay competitively and lose horribly. Probably
you know what you found your callingin life, Andrew, I need to
leave place to make a Swedish bySwedish is me. You should make clouse
(20:59):
to Germany German. That makes itGermins. Wonder in our last one down
to Fine Dare in Columbia Heights.Hey, need to try a guy on
for the first time. I havenot a man's I haven't had a man's
touching a couple of months. Notin the game, nope, not trying
to pay an ape for info.Had to nsa local meats dot com.
(21:22):
Let me I know what that means? Does that mean that they're part of
that share some good times? Ifyou know what I mean. I don't
know what you mean. Do notcontact with your thought solicited services or offers.
Best of m M. Columbia Heightsnot far for you, Yeah it
is not really. Just go downthe pike, baby, Columbia Heights is
(21:45):
DC, buddy. Yeah, godown the pike. You'll get there.
You're you'll get down there eventually.Okay, it'll take a while, you'll
get there eventually. Yeah, youknow, I'm trying to help you out
with your happiness, helping you findyour happy What's next? You know,
I don't want you to be lost. I'm going to Zaxxon with you today.
I can't wait to try to makepeer pressure to you into getting you.
(22:08):
Yeah, you feel a little tired. And then we also are gonna
be out in Baltimore to night,because this is tonight as a podcast recording.
If I can't speak, We're gonnabe in Baltimore at Peer six PAVILLIONA.
We'll get there right when he starts, because we're going We're getting there.
Starts me and hoo, are yougonna spend all day together? And
we're gonna watch ATLA the way back. I already watched episode one that comes
(22:30):
out tonight. I'm watching my phoneair pods. Okay, we're not sharing
air pods. Apparently can connect twoair pods in the same phone. Didn't
know that. I did not knowthat. But I don't have AirPods.
I have jbls. Okay, overhere, mister I gotta be different,
but you can follow mister I gottabe different at mister Eric V. That's
m R E R I C Kv you followed me at Andrew Hoodie.
(22:55):
We'll be back next week talking aboutour Chipotle orders, because hey, why
not double chicken? You know whatI'm saying, Mmm, don't get the
barbaco. It betrays you every timeI had it last night and betrayed me
last night right now, But untilthen, I always remember it's okay to
be weird and sexy. It gotweird, didn't it. Yeah,
Oh, you're ready for some chickenand hopefully you're ready because it's time.
It's about to get weird. You'reprepared for it to get weird. Things,
you're gonna get weird. It's gettingweird. I'm gonna get real weird
with it. Let's get weird.Let's get it. Where? Where?
(00:20):
Get? Where? Are you readyto get weird with Hoodie and Eric?
I'm ready, listener, ready,because you're listening to the hundred and eighty
this episode of Let's Get Weird.We did it, we did it.
We made one. Five. That'sa good number of head this time in
(00:44):
the over eighty five. No,that's not in your restn mind. I
did see your crazy TikTok about howthe interstates go north to south are the
double numbers, They're the ones thatstart end with a five, and east
to west are the ones that endin a zero. Or I'd flip that
either way. It's pretty resting,right, Yep, Hello, I think
you're wrong, wrong there. Myname is Odie, and everybody we give
you the weirdest stories from the globe, the Internet, the streets, the
(01:07):
sheets, up the sky, downbelow Uranus and so much more. And
I think it's I thought it was. They're odd if they go north to
south, and they're even if theygo east to west, which is why
we have sixty six anymore, thoughno one sixty six is dead. Basically
almost only works in this area,and it's the roots or Interstates. Interstates.
Sixty six is only local list therebecause they got rid of it,
(01:30):
because they changed it because they hadto redo it. It goes all the
way down to eighty one. Thenit's eighty one going down. That's another
odd down. I got to findthe TikTok video and rewatch it again,
okay, sweetie. And then it'sbecause ninety five is north. If you're
going from Virginia to Richmond, it'ssixty four and two sixty four because that's
east to west again and vice versa. But no one goes to Richmond.
(01:51):
Bro. I'm just telling you theroads I know the roads, and the
roads I know, bro are themajor like eighty in south ninety five for
ninety five. The Bilbodys don't count, I think, because that's why there's
a four in front of them.That's why it's six. Ninety five is
Baltimore for DC. Okay, we'rejust all about roads today, brother,
But we're going we don't we actuallydo need road because we're going to axe
(02:14):
these today all the way technically tendto technically Shantilly Sterling though, No,
that's raising Kane. No, there'sone in Sterling. Maybe there's two.
Which one were you gonna take youto? Oh? I mean you're taking
me? You're driving driving? Yeah, they trust you with the station vehicle.
(02:34):
You're on the emails, sir.Yeah, this one technically Chantilly South,
That's what it was. Is thatwhere we Is that the one we've
been to? That one? Yes, but we're going back for the mister
Beast box. Yes, but Itried it this weekend and Eric is so
excessed excited that he wants to tryit. And I'll try it because I'm
a big you know what, I'mnot gonna lie about this. I am
(02:57):
actually a fan of mister Beast.I think everyone is. I think I
think hate what you hate about everything. But he's successful, he's super and
he did it right. This issmarter than the mister Beiestburger is to put
your name on a combo instead ofowning a whole ghost kitchen. Those those
faded away, right, He stoppedthinking, Yeah, they kind of like
stopped after the pandemic, like everywent back to work and they kind of
(03:19):
faded. There's still ghost kitchens,but his stopped. I think probably the
license because I never got one ofhis burgers and I wanted to. Well,
I'm gonna tell you it probably wasn'tanything special because it was whatever fast
food restaurant he would would make itis what they make it. We had.
We had an Italian place near moreand I that was part of the
Mister Beiestburger. They don't I don'tknow where they had the hamburger material.
(03:40):
Oh, because the don't serve anythingHamburger. Like our buddy from Caddies.
His restaurant. His kitchen was allowedto be a ghost kitchen for a lot
of other ghost kitchen on on Uhwhat was I don't know, Uber eat
maybe the Uber eats mostly I feellike but yeah, So I'm excited to
go driving with Oddie. Another Ericand Hoodie adventure. Go to one of
(04:03):
our favorite spots, Tashi Station.It's over there too. Why Why are
you? Why are you going todo this to me? I got a
gift card, so five dollars?Do you hate me or something. No,
why you woman, it's been moremoney that I don't don't have to
look in for free. Sniffin's gonnacost you. But we're going because the
(04:25):
mister Bee's box, it's essentially it'sa combo. I mean Taco Bell has
boxes every month. I mean McDonald'sis now doing the five dollars value meal,
but they've done, you know theyhad it was a Travis Scott meal.
It was Cardibes's meal. I think, for a hot second, I
think not Bad Bunny. What thehell is this guy's name? No,
there was a Bad Bunny meal.J Balvin. That's yeah. I think
(04:48):
those are really only ones of youknow, put your name on it.
It's a meal which of random foodsyou can't get normally on the menu,
and then you see what happens.So my question to you, Eric Andrew
the restaurant, would you want yourown meal slash combo at because mister beasts,
all it is is four chicken tenders, cheese curds, French fries,
(05:10):
two pieces of toast, and thenyour drink. Obviously can't get that on
the normal menu. I mean youcan get it, but it's like separate
items. Right now, if youcould pick a place to have your own
combo at what would it be TacoBell? It would definitely be Taco Bell.
And then it would be we're callingit the Mister Eric, the Mister
Eric V Massive box, because it'sgonna be okay, it's one item right
(05:33):
down. What you got? Now, I got the cheesy, cheesy Gordida
crunch CGD one of them or twoof them, one of them, three
regular soft tacos you cannot substitute forhard, only soft, and then the
one the chips and qso okay,and the last thing actually there's dude.
(05:59):
Wait now we say and chips andcheese. Are you saying no, I'm
going to bring caeso to cheese.That's not caeso. It's just cheese.
All right, Fine, the chipsand cheese. And then this is where
I'm at. A drink. Yougotta drink. Drink cherry pepsi. Bro,
you get substituted, substitute the cherrypepsi is slaps every time. Now
do I add one more meal itemand the dessert or do I just go
(06:23):
dessert? I mean, well,it's a massive it's a massive box,
right, So you give me theitems. Then you tell me how much
you think it would be. I'mthinking the burrito of a burrito, the
one, the one that the onethat they had the cheese on top.
What was that called che yes,beef only beef grilled cheese burrito with the
(06:43):
little cinnamon ball thingies, the cinnaboncinnabondo. Yes, all right, you're
not gonna be able to move fora week. You will not because that
is so much food, massive box. All right, now, how much
are you you're going to charge forthis? This is Taco Bell, mind
you. Some of their combos aredirt cheap and you get a lot of
(07:05):
items, and some of them areheck expensive and you get less side.
So when you get the three,it's eight ninety nine, what do you
mean the three? The three softtaco meal, it's like eight or nine
okay, eight or nine eight bucksfor the soft I think it's like,
that's not right. I look itup soft tacos like a dollar eighty nine.
You get three bubby plus a drink. It's like eight ninety nine,
(07:27):
all right, and then four totwenty nine for the cheese gritty to crunch.
That's like is at least a twentydollars. Buck, I'm saying you
cap it at at at fifteen bucks, okay, fifteen ninety nine for all
that deliciousness A lot. That's alot. I'm trying to kill people out
here. A second, can wejust look at because Taco Bell has a
(07:48):
meal deal for two or so two? What do you do order it?
Well? No, you can't.All right, Oh it doesn't exist anymore.
I think it's online exclusives. Mealfor meal for two it's twelve fifty.
You want over the meal for two? What's in the meal for two?
You get two crunch wraps, twoburritos, two soft tacos, and
(08:11):
two chips and cheese. That's allright, you're charging you get more food.
I guess I'm giving you more food. Huss is only two fifty more.
I was just say, hey,meal for three, let's just go
for that one instead. Well,the meal for four, which is twenty
dollars, yeah, is two crunchraps, two casadillas, four tacos,
(08:31):
and two chips. Okay, somaybe you're ballparking right area right there,
sweetie, we can build our ownand see how much it costs. No,
that's that's you have certain items youcan't like build your own. No,
no, I'm saying, like,why don't we put everything in a
cart and see how much it costs? Can you do that? Or not?
All right? Never mind? Ohmaybe I don't. Okay, all
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right, let's do this. Allright? Okay, so you want it,
she's ready to cry. I gottafind them individually. That's the least
sucking. Yeah, that is acrappy part about it, right there,
the water all right? All right? Now do you want the nacho cheese
or the normal the normal normal?Alright? For sixty alright, talk normal
tacos three supreme or normal regular softtacos. Right, you had a breed
(09:22):
whatever which buried the girl cheese oneright, well, yeah, we'll just
say that one that one forty allright? And then you have things no,
no, no, don't forget.You gotta add your sights and sweets.
Oh yeah, chips and case chipsand caeso or cheese is two thirty
(09:43):
needs to be a dollar inflation.And then you said three cinnam on one
cinnamunlight order of two. Yeah,okay. And then you had your drink,
which I think you get a medium. It's okay, so okay,
so you will get a value savingof seven dollars if you buy Eric's meal,
(10:05):
because normally be twenty two dollars.So how much am I charging you
fifteen? Okay, you're losing moneyon this? Are we really losing money?
It's taco bell, Damn twenty two? I would God, that's a
lot. That's a lot. Youknow, that's a lot. Oh the
hoodie meal, this is gonna belike ten dollars and it's be so good's
(10:26):
so much? And you're gon belike that was that was appropriate for one
person to eat. It's a massivemeal, the massive meal, Hoddy's hunky
meal, Yeah, Hoodie's hung meal, steak case idea, you and your
case ideas. Or you put thisshreaded chicken because I like it. But
all right, you put two cheeseroll ups, all right? You know?
(10:50):
All right? Who you do iseat one before the meal and one
after the meal. It's kind ofyour palate cleanser. There you go.
Cheese roll up? Is how mucha dollar? A something? Fifty?
Now already beating me? Are youalready the dessert? That's it? No?
No, no, I'm just puttingwhat I know, cinnamon twists instead
(11:11):
of the lights because let's face it, but here's the thing. Heavy on
the dust, heavy on the dust. Sometimes I'm the bitches is light.
I've just seen pasta noodles at thispoint. I've seen the video Taco bell
one Baha freeze, not the normaldrink freeze. It's a slushy, the
frozen drink. Okay, all right, and you do one chips and cheese,
(11:39):
and that's the hoodiehunky meal. I'mgonna say it is probably six I'll
give you that for twelve bucks.There's a big difference with three dollars between
my modest meal and your big oldmeal. But I'm giving you two.
I'm giving you three soft tacos.Bro all right. So we're about to
(12:01):
go back. Okay, can Iremove so twenty two forty two we're so
remember where we were at twenty two? All right, So I want you
gotta remove everything, sweetheart. Okay, large pep large cherry pepsi boppy,
(12:22):
you get a medium in the boxes. That's what you get. Do you
want more expensive and lose more money? Money as it is Marty Hemorrhageneus money,
alright, So we added that andthat's craving. So we're gonna add
two to the menu, all right, okay, and then sides and sweets,
which is starting in there though.Oh you like the cinnamon twistling,
Sit him into his there you go, and then you drink. You're gonna
(12:46):
put it here by a blast.My meal would have cost fifteen dollars,
so I'm only losing two dollars onthis return on investment. You're losing seven
dollars with every meal. I think, memeal owens my we meal win,
my we meal winds. Your mealis not we at all. It's not
a little meal. It's a bigold meal A b O M A bomb
(13:11):
whoa All right? Well yeah soyeah, but wos it was gonna be
tastier. I'm giving you a wholepalette of deliciousness. Yeah. I can't
eat all of that food in onecity anymore. The tacos I guess to
be the only thing you could save. Yeah. The chiese will get stale,
Cheese will get weird, cheese willget no. The cheese I thing
(13:31):
will hold up in the microwave.The cinnamon and the lights you could eat
up. You can definitely eat those. Ah. Everything else will get weird.
Yeah, and then drink is thedrink, but it'll get soggy quick
case heat up eating easily. Cheese, chips and caso is there, but
I think next week we do Chipotleorder. Okay, okay, So I
(13:52):
was going to go here, butin Seattle I was part of the test
market for it was called the doubleDia. I don't know if we've talked
about this. No, So theTaco Bell near where I lived in Seattle
is the double Dia. So essentially, it was a double filled meat casada.
It was a thicker tortilla and itcame with chips and salsa. It
(14:16):
was like ten bucks. You gota drink with it too. It was
great every time. That was thefood that was the go to. Its
right by the apartment. Got it. What was this again? The double
d double dia? Let me seeif it's what did you get? What
double ya Doaco Bell? Double?Its big old bowow. That's what he's
(14:37):
expecting. What this was twenty seventeen, Yeah, and eighteen amore. Oh,
they don't do it anymore. They'redoing the treaded chicken on the canteena
casada, which is good. Butthis was where it's at. You gotta
This box was just where we putit in and stuff. Yeah what a
time? Did they come out witha new hot sauce right or something?
I don't know, Oh the greenone, yeah, the avocado avocada.
(15:00):
Yeah, all right, I thinkmine's better, but whatever, you know
what, scratch my steak, casey, I'm bringing back the double Wait,
hit the combos. See what theywhat kind of combos they have already?
Like combo combos? Alright, SoTaco bell I mean the meal box is
the cheese atbox. What's the cheeseit? You get the cheese at crunch
trap plus nacho fries plus a burritomore. Actually got that es, I
(15:22):
can't eat anymore. It's too manybeans we usually get. The weird thing
is like how Taco bo is pricing, Like the build your own cravings boxes
are cheap, and that's what youshould get every time, because like it's
five bucks for all that food,whereas if you want the featured item meal,
it's like double the price on thostwhich I mean that makes sense supplied
(15:46):
to me. They still do thenot del Grande. I thought they got
rid of that. They still do. They still should get that one.
Well we're going to Zaxby, SoI don't know what to tell you,
baby, all right, fine,but I do know what you can tell
me. Well, can I tellyou, my good good friend? Is
it time for some action where weread some misconnections from the actual d M
(16:11):
B and the theme song has gottenside? Why I ask you? I
ask you? Why not? Whynot? Sign? You know he had
this and Gentlemen and those are thetwo songs we kind of learned from Side.
But we go to Washington d Cdot cragslist dot org and read real
misconnections from the pages. Some ofthem get deleted sometimes by the time I
(16:33):
see them to when I tell Ericwhen they're they're happening, right, We
got to have a self competition.Who's freaky? Is it the d d
C M the Maryland or v VirginiaV By the way, last week it
was all Maryland Virginia And little didI know he'd spent sixteen minutes talking about
Taco Bell. But it's what happened. I mean, we're having fun all
(16:55):
day. Remember when Taco Bell hadkids meals? Nope, it'd Star Wars
toil back with Phantom Men came out. Don't remember that you're around. You
were at the Rust when that happened. Yeah, we didn't go to I
never want to Tacobo. You remembernever when Tacobo had a little coin game.
There's a whole big like you hadto get the coin on the pedestal
and there's a whole like, uh, conspiracy theory that no, none of
them had water. They all werejust dry. Yeah, conspiracy. Do
(17:18):
do do do do do do dodo do the hell are you talking?
Do do? Do? Do?Do do do? That's excell weird.
But first one out from the misconnectionspage. Miss my elderly tutor. She
was amazing. It's showing me agood time. This is in Virgin Quantico
Areal City City. If you aremy older tutor, please reach out to
(17:38):
me. I miss her. I'dlove for her to give me a new
lesson. I still have a lotto learn. Twenty four mm never too
late to learn the piano. Sureat the piano as paint key yours shant
tilly, shant titty. Any ladieshere want to get into some body paint?
I love to paint you and getinto those crevices. Let's be creative
(18:00):
and artistic. It's where we're going. It's bye Zaxby's you when to go
do body paint? No? Doyou? Why not? You paid each
other? Okay, hoy, youknow you don't want to see all this
naked. You know we're not readyfor this. Jelly Jelly or m Washington
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d C New to d C.See seeing if this place can help in
the social network parking part of life. I'm missing here. If you're if
you're interested at all, go aheadand message me. Hit me up on
Snap missus juicy? Ooh begging?Look? Should we find her on Snap?
Missus juicy? You can friend heron Snap? Should we find her?
Missus Juicy? What do you just? Could you say the name five
(18:45):
times? I'm hoping you would goto Snapchat and type it in by the
time I told you, I'm trying. How do you do this? I
don't use this thing anymore? AmI easy? Hold on? It doesn't
want to work? Am is easy? E s Juicy ees juicy space a
Maybe No, that's capitalized too.No? All right, well I guess
(19:07):
you were. You were too latethis juicy that's why? Okay, well
no, no, put the aspace a no. Wow, Well,
well that's what happens on you waitthree days? You missed out on missus
juicy missed out on my future love. Next aheading, I feel so hurt.
Top notch service over over what?Top notch service for overheated runners?
(19:32):
Oh and Clarendon need a cool loughtoday. Picks and good descriptions get quickest
replies. I'm six four, twohundred pounds and I'm looking to help outfit
runners between twenty one and six.That's a wide age. You ain't scared,
bro, all right, go getit Virginia again, by the way.
Next one at Ershburn to Virginia.Boring weekend? Love to make it
(19:53):
interesting? Just hot weekend and nothingto do, stuck at home? Any
lady interested in making it interested?Ashburn Virginia, Spurn Virginia. Next one,
Game night, Clarendon, Virginia.Score, that's gonna be your name.
That's where lives. Smart men lookingfor older male and female plays.
(20:15):
Oh God, Chess, backgammon,cards or other cool ideas for individual or
groups. Let's meet up at alocal Nova cafe and beat the heat.
Name your game. I'm dominating thatass Ooh game night. No, that
game looks so boring. I know, dominate, I know you love that
(20:37):
game so much, but it looksvery boring. Dominate, dominate, okay,
and you will lose. I couldplay competitively and lose horribly. Probably
you know what you found your callingin life, Andrew, I need to
leave place to make a Swedish bySwedish is me. You should make clouse
(20:59):
to Germany German. That makes itGermins. Wonder in our last one down
to Fine Dare in Columbia Heights.Hey, need to try a guy on
for the first time. I havenot a man's I haven't had a man's
touching a couple of months. Notin the game, nope, not trying
to pay an ape for info.Had to nsa local meats dot com.
(21:22):
Let me I know what that means? Does that mean that they're part of
that share some good times? Ifyou know what I mean. I don't
know what you mean. Do notcontact with your thought solicited services or offers.
Best of m M. Columbia Heightsnot far for you, Yeah it
is not really. Just go downthe pike, baby, Columbia Heights is
(21:45):
DC, buddy. Yeah, godown the pike. You'll get there.
You're you'll get down there eventually.Okay, it'll take a while, you'll
get there eventually. Yeah, youknow, I'm trying to help you out
with your happiness, helping you findyour happy What's next? You know,
I don't want you to be lost. I'm going to Zaxxon with you today.
I can't wait to try to makepeer pressure to you into getting you.
(22:08):
Yeah, you feel a little tired. And then we also are gonna
be out in Baltimore to night,because this is tonight as a podcast recording.
If I can't speak, We're gonnabe in Baltimore at Peer six PAVILLIONA.
We'll get there right when he starts, because we're going We're getting there.
Starts me and hoo, are yougonna spend all day together? And
we're gonna watch ATLA the way back. I already watched episode one that comes
(22:30):
out tonight. I'm watching my phoneair pods. Okay, we're not sharing
air pods. Apparently can connect twoair pods in the same phone. Didn't
know that. I did not knowthat. But I don't have AirPods.
I have jbls. Okay, overhere, mister I gotta be different,
but you can follow mister I gottabe different at mister Eric V. That's
m R E R I C Kv you followed me at Andrew Hoodie.
(22:55):
We'll be back next week talking aboutour Chipotle orders, because hey, why
not double chicken? You know whatI'm saying, Mmm, don't get the
barbaco. It betrays you every timeI had it last night and betrayed me
last night right now, But untilthen, I always remember it's okay to
be weird and sexy. It gotweird, didn't it. Yeah,
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