Loopers

Loopers

The kids who kept everyone awake at the sleepover with their giggling now have a podcast, and we want you to hang with us. Maria, Marris, and Michael attempt to tell one story, chaos ensues.

Episodes

December 12, 2025 25 mins
The gang covers their Christmas plans and traditions. 

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The gang is hosting the Chicago Thanksgiving Parade again this year. Good idea to pregame that broadcast. 

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November 14, 2025 37 mins
The gang gets into their radio origin stories. James, if you're listening, I know this episode makes it sound like you're the best boss ever, but let's cool it with the ego. You're fine. 

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October 24, 2025 17 mins
Maria's socked feet, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Tortoises, porn, and sticks.

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October 10, 2025 19 mins
For the first time in Loopers history, the gang stays on topic. Yay sports. 

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September 24, 2025 55 mins
Special guest Alex Murray from Twenty Sided Tavern teaches Maria, Marris, and Michael how to play DnD so when they do it on the Morning Mosh Pit they don't fuck it up.

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September 16, 2025 10 mins
Special guest Chad the Bird joins the bucket of imbeciles this week to add just that much more chaos. 

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August 28, 2025 21 mins
We discuss Marris and Michael's wrong opinions on the classic movie The Princess Bride, Marris tells us about his carnival days, and Maria tries not to commit a double homicide. 

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August 14, 2025 18 mins
Special guest Alex regales us with stories of a younger, spryer, drunker Maria. The boys tell their stories. We fuck with Marris. Ya know the drill.

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August 8, 2025 20 mins
Maria, Marris, and Michael discuss putting the Neuralink in kids and trains. Neuralink and trains. Trains and Neuralinks. Idk man it's Friday I'm tired. 

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August 8, 2025 21 mins
Maria discusses her cat, Michael and Marris get gross about Syndey Sweeney, you lose brain cells while listening. 

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June 27, 2025 25 mins
Mikey's wrinkled shirts, Marris' bachelor parties, Maria's weirdness. It's everything you could ever imagine.

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June 9, 2025 22 mins
We really just bitch and moan about dating in this one. 

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May 22, 2025 21 mins
Our blackout stories (and possible future plans), TSA nightmares, and fart physics. Ya know, the normal stupid stuff. 

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May 15, 2025 25 mins
Sundresses, Dogs vs Partners, Moon bases, Culver's Marathon, Cooking, Michael is a giraffe, and other shenanigans. 

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April 17, 2025 23 mins
This may be the most toned down episode of Loopers you ever get. Also, maybe don't select your spouse at age 14. 

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April 17, 2025 22 mins
I would like to recognize that I posted this late and yes the episode has been on YT for quite some time but I would like to further remind you that I am bad at my job.

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April 4, 2025 29 mins
The MoshPitatoes discuss their respective 21st birthday parties. Marris is reasonable. Maria is chaotic. Michael farts into the microphone. The usual

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February 25, 2025 27 mins
The crew agrees Maria has never taken over a meeting, Marris concedes that Maria is right about bears, Michael isn't annoying, and other lies we could tell you in the description box.

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February 19, 2025 19 mins
Mushroom coffins, Kevin Spacey,Tug of War, Michael and Marris clearly want to destroy the environment but luckily Maria will save us all and probably make it really funny cuz wow she is so cool and pretty and no one has the power to contradict her in this description blurb. 

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