June 2, 2025 • 6 mins
Doug and Michele went to dinner together. Did she pass his test?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What variety from the two thousands, the nineties, and today
it's Star one on one three, It's Marcus and Corey
and we're back with second date update.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's not easy dating, and it's not it's to find
somebody on a on an app or maybe even in
real life. You want to get that second date and
you're not getting it, and we want to know why.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Bring it in. Doug, Good morning, Doug, good morning. How
are you, ay man? So we want to talk about Michelle.
Obviously I understand you guys met on bumble. What can
you tell us?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yeah, we had we had some communication prior to that,
Like we were texting and talking and stuff and super
sweet leading up to it. And we met at the
yard house and conquered a couple of weeks ago, okay,
and it was I described it as the longest happy
hour of my life, but in a good way. We
just like ate up the clock. The conversation was great.
(00:46):
We both like made fun of how we can barely
afford to live here anymore and that. Yeah, we probably
ordered three quarters of the appetizer menu as well, and
we both walked to our cars and had like a
nice hug after dinner. No kiss, but like it was you. No,
I felt like there was a connection, and I just
I've been on to mediocre dates that I would be
(01:08):
on the phone with you. I think I have a
good gage for this stuff. So I'm just shocked at
the whole thing when kind of like lukewarm.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Was it impossible that you talk too much?
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Why would you say that?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I'm just curious, Well, he said, because it was too
much right now? No, no, no, no, because you said it
was the longest happy hour ever. You did say it's
in a good way. I just want to make sure
that did you ask her questions? Was she able to
touch felt right?
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
I felt like we were equal parts in this so
we were just kind of off of each other.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Sorry, just trying to figure it out. All right, here's
something again, please.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
So she decides to take the entrance exam for a
CIA espionage program, and obviously she can't tell him about that.
She's immediately chosen to be part of a top secret
mission in the Middle East, and then she gets set
upon by Soviet forces in Afghanistan and then realize is
not too long after that, that she's actually a decoy.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
She's not the actual real spies.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
That's why not calling him back.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Yeah, she's busy. She's on a secret mission.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
If you do look at your phone, though, it's not
nineteen eighty six, so that's the only bullet with the Soviets,
so in Afghanist.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Spies like us.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Yeah, did I nail it?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
God, I'm getting good all right? Anyway, Sorry, Doug.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Let's I'm not I'm not sorry at all.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Let's get back to the thing. So here's what we're
gonna do. We're gonna call Michelle. We're gonna ask her
what she thought of the date, and then ultimately I'd
love to get you a second date, but at least
let's get you some answers.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Okay, that sounds great, all right, dope, we'll be.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Right back with it. It's Second Date Update, Star one
O one three more variety from the two thousands, the nineties,
and today. It's Star one on one three. It's Marcus
and Corey doing second Date Update. Where chat went Doug
and he and Michelle hooked up at the yardhouse in Concord.
I believe that's the Veranda shop sensor.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
That's fun.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
And you guys met on bumble right, Doug.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I like the fact that. He said it was the
longest happy hour of his life, but in a good way,
which means they chatted, yes, a lot, but she has
ghosted sense, so let's call her and try to figure
some things out. Do'g go ahead and mute your phone, okay,
so you can listen in here we go.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Hello, I may speak with Michelle. Please.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
This is Michelle.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Him Michelle. It's Marcus and Corey from Star one oh
one three?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Hey, Hi, how are you do?
Speaker 6 (03:35):
I love you guys.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Are you busy?
Speaker 6 (03:39):
Never? Never too busy for you?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
So?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I don't know if you know what time it is,
but we're doing second Date Update right now. Are you familiar?
Speaker 6 (03:46):
Oh yeah, it's one of my favorite things to listen to.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
We would like you to be on it.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
I was really hoping this would go away.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Do you know who we're calling you about?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (03:59):
Yeah, yes?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Okay, Doug, Yes, I know you're there.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
All right?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Hi, Hi, I heard happy hour was pretty amazing.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
Yes it was. He was doing great, He was doing good.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
But Doug tell us when he face planted.
Speaker 6 (04:23):
There was a test apparently, and Doug, it really pissed
me off.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
A test, you said, yes, please elaboratory end?
Speaker 5 (04:36):
So it was going great, It was going so well.
Right after we huggodbye, he says, oh, by the way,
you passed. And I asked him to explain, and he says,
I have this little test at the end of dates,
and if a girl offers to pay her part, she
passes my entitlement test.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
What entitlement?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Okay, So what's an entitlement test?
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Okay. So basically, in my book, the women always expect
for the men to pay for everything. But I kind
of I liked the offer. I know it seems stupid
because they're going to pay for it anyway, but the offer,
the kind of the reach for the wallet and at
least say that she wants to pay her way and
all that. And she did that and I appreciated it.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Is all so that made you like her more.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Why did you have to say it out loud? Why
do you have to acknowledge it?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I don't know I did. I just was like, she
was great in every way, and then I want to
say that you're even more great because of that. I
still got the bill.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Sure, guess of the point though, I.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Just wanted to sort of know that she's like winning,
you know, like she won God.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Yeah, So I felt like it just left a really
bad taste in my mouth. Calling women entitled that he
has a chip on his shoulder, it's gross.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
You don't understand what I've been through, what most men
have been through, is that women are mostly not exclusively entitled,
and they think that we're like your personal atm car.
So when you at least ass like you're not, it's appreciated.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
I have a bad taste in my mouth.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
And now, all right, Michelle, I'm assuming this is a no.
I mean, I know why, absolutely not. Got it.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yeah,
What variety from the two thousands, the nineties, and today
it's Star one on one three, It's Marcus and Corey
and we're back with second date update.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's not easy dating, and it's not it's to find
somebody on a on an app or maybe even in
real life. You want to get that second date and
you're not getting it, and we want to know why.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Bring it in. Doug, Good morning, Doug, good morning. How
are you, ay man? So we want to talk about Michelle.
Obviously I understand you guys met on bumble. What can
you tell us?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yeah, we had we had some communication prior to that,
Like we were texting and talking and stuff and super
sweet leading up to it. And we met at the
yard house and conquered a couple of weeks ago, okay,
and it was I described it as the longest happy
hour of my life, but in a good way. We
just like ate up the clock. The conversation was great.
(00:46):
We both like made fun of how we can barely
afford to live here anymore and that. Yeah, we probably
ordered three quarters of the appetizer menu as well, and
we both walked to our cars and had like a
nice hug after dinner. No kiss, but like it was you. No,
I felt like there was a connection, and I just
I've been on to mediocre dates that I would be
(01:08):
on the phone with you. I think I have a
good gage for this stuff. So I'm just shocked at
the whole thing when kind of like lukewarm.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Was it impossible that you talk too much?
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Why would you say that?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I'm just curious, Well, he said, because it was too
much right now? No, no, no, no, because you said it
was the longest happy hour ever. You did say it's
in a good way. I just want to make sure
that did you ask her questions? Was she able to
touch felt right?
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
I felt like we were equal parts in this so
we were just kind of off of each other.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Sorry, just trying to figure it out. All right, here's
something again, please.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
So she decides to take the entrance exam for a
CIA espionage program, and obviously she can't tell him about that.
She's immediately chosen to be part of a top secret
mission in the Middle East, and then she gets set
upon by Soviet forces in Afghanistan and then realize is
not too long after that, that she's actually a decoy.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
She's not the actual real spies.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
That's why not calling him back.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Yeah, she's busy. She's on a secret mission.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
If you do look at your phone, though, it's not
nineteen eighty six, so that's the only bullet with the Soviets,
so in Afghanist.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Spies like us.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Yeah, did I nail it?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
God, I'm getting good all right? Anyway, Sorry, Doug.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Let's I'm not I'm not sorry at all.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Let's get back to the thing. So here's what we're
gonna do. We're gonna call Michelle. We're gonna ask her
what she thought of the date, and then ultimately I'd
love to get you a second date, but at least
let's get you some answers.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Okay, that sounds great, all right, dope, we'll be.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Right back with it. It's Second Date Update, Star one
O one three more variety from the two thousands, the nineties,
and today. It's Star one on one three. It's Marcus
and Corey doing second Date Update. Where chat went Doug
and he and Michelle hooked up at the yardhouse in Concord.
I believe that's the Veranda shop sensor.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
That's fun.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
And you guys met on bumble right, Doug.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I like the fact that. He said it was the
longest happy hour of his life, but in a good way,
which means they chatted, yes, a lot, but she has
ghosted sense, so let's call her and try to figure
some things out. Do'g go ahead and mute your phone, okay,
so you can listen in here we go.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Hello, I may speak with Michelle. Please.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
This is Michelle.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Him Michelle. It's Marcus and Corey from Star one oh
one three?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Hey, Hi, how are you do?
Speaker 6 (03:35):
I love you guys.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Are you busy?
Speaker 6 (03:39):
Never? Never too busy for you?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
So?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I don't know if you know what time it is,
but we're doing second Date Update right now. Are you familiar?
Speaker 6 (03:46):
Oh yeah, it's one of my favorite things to listen to.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
We would like you to be on it.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
I was really hoping this would go away.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Do you know who we're calling you about?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (03:59):
Yeah, yes?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Okay, Doug, Yes, I know you're there.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
All right?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Hi, Hi, I heard happy hour was pretty amazing.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
Yes it was. He was doing great, He was doing good.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
But Doug tell us when he face planted.
Speaker 6 (04:23):
There was a test apparently, and Doug, it really pissed
me off.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
A test, you said, yes, please elaboratory end?
Speaker 5 (04:36):
So it was going great, It was going so well.
Right after we huggodbye, he says, oh, by the way,
you passed. And I asked him to explain, and he says,
I have this little test at the end of dates,
and if a girl offers to pay her part, she
passes my entitlement test.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
What entitlement?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Okay, So what's an entitlement test?
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Okay. So basically, in my book, the women always expect
for the men to pay for everything. But I kind
of I liked the offer. I know it seems stupid
because they're going to pay for it anyway, but the offer,
the kind of the reach for the wallet and at
least say that she wants to pay her way and
all that. And she did that and I appreciated it.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Is all so that made you like her more.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Why did you have to say it out loud? Why
do you have to acknowledge it?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I don't know I did. I just was like, she
was great in every way, and then I want to
say that you're even more great because of that. I
still got the bill.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Sure, guess of the point though, I.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Just wanted to sort of know that she's like winning,
you know, like she won God.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Yeah, So I felt like it just left a really
bad taste in my mouth. Calling women entitled that he
has a chip on his shoulder, it's gross.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
You don't understand what I've been through, what most men
have been through, is that women are mostly not exclusively entitled,
and they think that we're like your personal atm car.
So when you at least ass like you're not, it's appreciated.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
I have a bad taste in my mouth.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
And now, all right, Michelle, I'm assuming this is a no.
I mean, I know why, absolutely not. Got it.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yeah,
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