April 19, 2024 • 7 mins
Andre says the chemistry was there for sure, but for some strange reason, Johanna is ignoring him now that he wants to see her again.
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(00:00):
More variety from the two thousands,the nineties, and today it's Star one
on one three. It's Marcus andCorey back once again with second date update.
Y'all. So this is when yougo on a date, you think
that it went really well, thatyou should have a second date, but
then you don't hear from them again, and so we step in there and
try to figure out what happened andget your second date. Can you try
to help out our man, Andre? Andre? Good morning, Good morning
(00:21):
there he is, Hey, whatcan you tell us about Johanna and your
date? And let's start with howyou met. Let's go there first.
Yeah, well lead outline like somany do. Now sure, and yeah,
we uh met online. We metup for some dream and we checked
(00:46):
out a cool dive bar. Wewere both into dive bars, which I
thought was really cool. And yeah, it was really great. We went
to a bar. We brought food, like that bar, let you bring
food. There was this mediterranean placenext door. We go like, great
food. It was really a greattime. What else. She's I'm six
(01:08):
four and she's I don't know,maybe five foot something, which I thought
like, uh, oh, Idon't know about this, but I don't
know her energy was so great energy. Yeah, so I don't know.
I just had a really good timewith her, and uh, you know,
(01:30):
I text her, I left hervoicemail, and I haven't heard from
her, but I just up there. I don't want to like over text
overall or anything like that. Okay, well, here's what we're gonna do.
Andre. Let's call her and see. Let's cross our fingers that she's
just been busy. Let's see ifwe can grab a second date for you.
Okay, great, all right,dude, hang on the line.
(01:51):
We'll play a song and then wewill give her a call. It's a
it's second Date updates, Star oneon one, three more variety from the
two thousands, the nineties, andtoday it's Star one on one's It's Marcus
and Corey. We're doing second DateUpdate. Trying to help out our man
Andre. He just went on adate with a lady named Johanna. They
went to a dive bar. It'sonly awkward to go to a dive bar
if one person's into it and theother person isn't. But in this case,
(02:14):
Andre, you guys, you saidyou have a shared love for dive
bars. Is that right? Yeah? Usually I think people want to go
to some fancy place. But thenshe said she loved dive bars, and
I thought, great, well itgoes to some cool dive bar, play
darts or something, got it.Okay, it's a nice way to get
to know each other without having thepressure. How did this date end?
(02:35):
Did we go over that? No? Did you guys hug or make out
or anything? Uh? Yeah?We hugged for sure, and we kissed
and I don't know, those feltpretty easy? Went well great? Okay,
yeah, well let's see if wecan give her a call and see
what happened. Can you hang onthe line for a second. Sure?
All right, Here we go.Oh, mute your phone, keep forgetting
to mention. Here we go.Hello, Hi, measically the Joanna?
(03:06):
Please? Yeah, this is Joanna. Hi Joanna. It's Marcus and Corey
from Star one on one three.Good morning. Hi. Hey, how
are you? Uh, I'm I'mgood. How are you doing all right?
So? Have you ever heard ofour show? Yeah? No,
(03:27):
I do, I know you guysare listening to you guys? Nice?
Okay, what do you know aboutsecond date update? I don't. I
don't know that one. We're tryingto help out someone you went on a
date with named Andre says he hada great time. Love to take you
out again. He's feeling ghosted.We wanted to figure out how the date
(03:47):
went from your perspective. Yeah,no, I uh, I remember Andre.
Okay, tell us everything giant,Oh boy, you know what.
I'm gonna be honest with you.I was kind of bummed out because the
date started so well. We hada lot of fun chatting online. I
(04:12):
don't know what he told you,but we agreed to meet at a dive
bar and we ate me drank andtalked, and then at some point he
was just got weird. He gotweird. Yeah, yeah, you know
what. Andre is quite a bittaller than me, which I liked.
Actually, you know, I thinkI was attractive. But at a certain
(04:34):
point he I can't believe this.He stood up and he like wrapped his
hands around my thigh while I wasdrinking to see if they would sit,
like literally cut your thigh with hishands. Yeah, that's interesting. And
then towards the end of the datehe picked me up. He picked you
(04:58):
up, basically picked me up.Yes, he's off the floor, like
I wasn't expecting it, and myarms were like like pinned by my side.
My legs were just kind of likedangling there in mid air, and
then he kissed me while I waslike floating there. It was so weird.
Okay, So another part of seconddate update is we've got Andre on
(05:20):
the phone Andrey's listening right now.That's what she's saying, Oh, sorry,
sorry, Andre, you feel likeit's a teachable moment. Andre,
alright, did you pick that kiss, didn't you? Yes? I did
pick her up. Yeah, Idefinitely could pick her up, which usually
(05:46):
being a tall guy, usually womenare like glove that They're like, I
feel so small around you, andthat's such a I'm like, oh,
okay, women seem to like that, and so like as I felt like
that was going on, and uhwas not aware that she was uncomfortable.
So I'm sort of feeling, doyou always grab the well, I you
(06:13):
know, I put my hand onher sigh and then it was just like
my hands so big. I wonderif my hand could fit around her thigh,
and it was yeah, maybe itmight be a little too much too
soon, I mean, hands toourselves, right, Andre, Yeah,
sure, I didn't get any indicationthat she was uncomfortable, but I guess
(06:38):
she was. Why did you thinkthat I liked that you were giggling.
We were having a good time.I wasn't giggling. I was like,
they were surprised, tweaks because youwere squeezing me and I was in the
air and I'm looking at you likewhy am I in the air right now?
That's what happened, And yeah,the whole keep your hands to yourself
saying unless you get the Okay,that's a good thought. Let's just consider
(07:00):
that next time you go on adate with someone, don't do that.
Yeah, I didn't realize you're goingto be so uptit. Okay, Okay,
wow, I'm assuming there's no seconddate. No
More variety from the two thousands,the nineties, and today it's Star one
on one three. It's Marcus andCorey back once again with second date update.
Y'all. So this is when yougo on a date, you think
that it went really well, thatyou should have a second date, but
then you don't hear from them again, and so we step in there and
try to figure out what happened andget your second date. Can you try
to help out our man, Andre? Andre? Good morning, Good morning
(00:21):
there he is, Hey, whatcan you tell us about Johanna and your
date? And let's start with howyou met. Let's go there first.
Yeah, well lead outline like somany do. Now sure, and yeah,
we uh met online. We metup for some dream and we checked
(00:46):
out a cool dive bar. Wewere both into dive bars, which I
thought was really cool. And yeah, it was really great. We went
to a bar. We brought food, like that bar, let you bring
food. There was this mediterranean placenext door. We go like, great
food. It was really a greattime. What else. She's I'm six
(01:08):
four and she's I don't know,maybe five foot something, which I thought
like, uh, oh, Idon't know about this, but I don't
know her energy was so great energy. Yeah, so I don't know.
I just had a really good timewith her, and uh, you know,
(01:30):
I text her, I left hervoicemail, and I haven't heard from
her, but I just up there. I don't want to like over text
overall or anything like that. Okay, well, here's what we're gonna do.
Andre. Let's call her and see. Let's cross our fingers that she's
just been busy. Let's see ifwe can grab a second date for you.
Okay, great, all right,dude, hang on the line.
(01:51):
We'll play a song and then wewill give her a call. It's a
it's second Date updates, Star oneon one, three more variety from the
two thousands, the nineties, andtoday it's Star one on one's It's Marcus
and Corey. We're doing second DateUpdate. Trying to help out our man
Andre. He just went on adate with a lady named Johanna. They
went to a dive bar. It'sonly awkward to go to a dive bar
if one person's into it and theother person isn't. But in this case,
(02:14):
Andre, you guys, you saidyou have a shared love for dive
bars. Is that right? Yeah? Usually I think people want to go
to some fancy place. But thenshe said she loved dive bars, and
I thought, great, well itgoes to some cool dive bar, play
darts or something, got it.Okay, it's a nice way to get
to know each other without having thepressure. How did this date end?
(02:35):
Did we go over that? No? Did you guys hug or make out
or anything? Uh? Yeah?We hugged for sure, and we kissed
and I don't know, those feltpretty easy? Went well great? Okay,
yeah, well let's see if wecan give her a call and see
what happened. Can you hang onthe line for a second. Sure?
All right, Here we go.Oh, mute your phone, keep forgetting
to mention. Here we go.Hello, Hi, measically the Joanna?
(03:06):
Please? Yeah, this is Joanna. Hi Joanna. It's Marcus and Corey
from Star one on one three.Good morning. Hi. Hey, how
are you? Uh, I'm I'mgood. How are you doing all right?
So? Have you ever heard ofour show? Yeah? No,
(03:27):
I do, I know you guysare listening to you guys? Nice?
Okay, what do you know aboutsecond date update? I don't. I
don't know that one. We're tryingto help out someone you went on a
date with named Andre says he hada great time. Love to take you
out again. He's feeling ghosted.We wanted to figure out how the date
(03:47):
went from your perspective. Yeah,no, I uh, I remember Andre.
Okay, tell us everything giant,Oh boy, you know what.
I'm gonna be honest with you.I was kind of bummed out because the
date started so well. We hada lot of fun chatting online. I
(04:12):
don't know what he told you,but we agreed to meet at a dive
bar and we ate me drank andtalked, and then at some point he
was just got weird. He gotweird. Yeah, yeah, you know
what. Andre is quite a bittaller than me, which I liked.
Actually, you know, I thinkI was attractive. But at a certain
(04:34):
point he I can't believe this.He stood up and he like wrapped his
hands around my thigh while I wasdrinking to see if they would sit,
like literally cut your thigh with hishands. Yeah, that's interesting. And
then towards the end of the datehe picked me up. He picked you
(04:58):
up, basically picked me up.Yes, he's off the floor, like
I wasn't expecting it, and myarms were like like pinned by my side.
My legs were just kind of likedangling there in mid air, and
then he kissed me while I waslike floating there. It was so weird.
Okay, So another part of seconddate update is we've got Andre on
(05:20):
the phone Andrey's listening right now.That's what she's saying, Oh, sorry,
sorry, Andre, you feel likeit's a teachable moment. Andre,
alright, did you pick that kiss, didn't you? Yes? I did
pick her up. Yeah, Idefinitely could pick her up, which usually
(05:46):
being a tall guy, usually womenare like glove that They're like, I
feel so small around you, andthat's such a I'm like, oh,
okay, women seem to like that, and so like as I felt like
that was going on, and uhwas not aware that she was uncomfortable.
So I'm sort of feeling, doyou always grab the well, I you
(06:13):
know, I put my hand onher sigh and then it was just like
my hands so big. I wonderif my hand could fit around her thigh,
and it was yeah, maybe itmight be a little too much too
soon, I mean, hands toourselves, right, Andre, Yeah,
sure, I didn't get any indicationthat she was uncomfortable, but I guess
(06:38):
she was. Why did you thinkthat I liked that you were giggling.
We were having a good time.I wasn't giggling. I was like,
they were surprised, tweaks because youwere squeezing me and I was in the
air and I'm looking at you likewhy am I in the air right now?
That's what happened, And yeah,the whole keep your hands to yourself
saying unless you get the Okay,that's a good thought. Let's just consider
(07:00):
that next time you go on adate with someone, don't do that.
Yeah, I didn't realize you're goingto be so uptit. Okay, Okay,
wow, I'm assuming there's no seconddate. No
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