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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, big weekend in sports.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Nicks one that's looked good, Yankees look good.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Let's let's find out what Warner Wolf, the legendary sportscaster,
wants to talk about.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Water.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
All right, Larry, Well, first of all, on the Knicks,
you realize that in Game three, the last nine minutes
of the game, and Knicks are trailing by five, they
made their last fourteen foul shots fourteen out of fourteen. Man, man,
I mean that's it. Meanwhile, the same time, the Pacers
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missed twelve of the last sixteen shots from the field.
So that was your ball. Game tonight is of course
Game four. But man, the foul shooting, it's it's always overlooked.
I think remember Rick Barry used to shoot underhand, and
he could. He was a ninety percent foul shooter, and
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he couldn't understand why guys like Shaq wouldn't, you know,
shoot underhand. Wasn't manly enough.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
That's exactly the reason. You know who used to shoot underhand,
and he was a pretty good foul shooter underhand was Wilt.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Well. Actually that's not true. Oh, he holds the record
for most foul shots. He made twenty eight out of
thirty two in that when he scored one hundred points.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
But no, no, I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Before he changed, he was shooting underhand, and then he changed,
he shot much better underhand than he did.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Oh yeah, that's what I was talking about.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Hey, how about this Oklahoma City thunder Jalen Williams. The
guy's fined twenty five thousand by the NBA. He wore
a T shirt in the postgame. It spelled out the
word f He spelled it out, followed by art Let's dance.
He was referring to the British band Madness. But here's
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the question. How much did the makers and sponsors of
the T shirt that he wore pay him to wear it?
I bet it was more than the twenty five thousand
dollars five bows. Over the week, Baseball oriole new manager
Tony man Selino. He takes out his starter, Kade Povich
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no relation to Maury by the way. After five innings,
with a two to one lead over the Red Sox
because of the overrated pitch count, he puts in his bullpen.
The bullpen gives up sixteen hits and eighteen runs and
the Orioles lose nine. Keep that up, Tony, you'll go
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back to coaching third base and what about man, You
got to stop this water down save rule. Sunday Yankees
right hander Luke Weaver. He came into a five to
three ball game ninth inning against Colorado, gave up a
home run and two singles, and the Yanks win five
to four. He gets a save for a lousy job.
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He gave it up a run. Put the tying run
at second and the winning run at first. Change the
rule no save when you put the tying and winning
runs on base, period and the bull The week goes
to the Chicago Sun Times newspaper who printed a list
of fake books with fake titles that don't exist, generated
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by a freelance writer using artificial intelligence. Can you imagine
going into that a Chicago bookstore? What do you mean
the book doesn't I read the list of Chicago Sun
Times all right. Time Now for the three stooges, hit
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it all right stage Number one New York Attorney General
Latita James, who claims she just made a mistake when
for better tax reasons, said that Virginia and not New
York was her primary residence. Mistake, Come on, Latita, you
don't know where you live. And then Latita, who's being
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investigated for tax fraud and mortgage fraud, said she made
a mistake putting her father's name as her husband, so
she should get a favorable mortgage. Come on, Latita, get
a map and get some glasses.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I'll tell you what. Letitia James, she's in trouble. She's
in some big trouble here, you know. And she's changed
her tone too. You know this woman might be going
to jail.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Well, that's possibility. She got to know where she lives only,
and it's mandatory if you, if you're attorney, you have
to live reside in New York.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yes, well, snuge.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Number three, number two. Rather Harvard's psychology professor Stephen Pinker,
whose New York Times headline said what we lose if
we lose Harvard, Stephen, I'll tell you what you lose.
A school that lets anti semitism run rapid and didn't
try to do anything about it until your president dummied up,
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before congresson resigned, and until you lost two and a
half billion dollars in grants, and until big time donors
stopped donating to an anti Semitic university. That's what we lose.
Who you kidding.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I didn't know until recently. What are that thirty percent
of their students come from other countries?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
No, I didn't know that that.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
It's incredible to me.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
It is stuge. Number three, all the jealous NFL teams
who voted against the tush push, envious of the Eagles
and Bills, Jalen Hurt sixty one two twenty five and
Josh Allen sixty five two thirty five combined to make
eighty seven percent of the tush pushes. For all you
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other twenty two teams who voted against it, go out
and get some big ass quarterbacks in Lineman. Just for
the record, he was illegal for you to push or
pull a teammate until two thousand and five. It was simple.
They just called it a quarterback sneak and finally say
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so long that Kansas City Chiefs longtime super fan Xavier
Babador known as Chiefs Alcoholic, who showed up at Chiefs
Gemes wearing a complete wolf outfit, including a wolf mask,
wolf clause, wolf ears sticking out of the costume. The
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thirty year old Wolfman, and I'm certain Larry would call
him Wolfman. I was waiting for it, waiting the thirty
year old Wolfman was indicted by a federal grand jury
after he admitted the stealing almost a million dollars from
eleven different banks in seven different states.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
So poor guys. Wow, yeah, no, I'm so glad I
didn't have to read that story.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
You want to quick quiz? Go ahead, okay, Larry, this
is this is for you.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
So far, there have been over fifteen hundred games played
in the major leagues up until yesterday, and two starting
pitchers per each game, so that's three thousand starts. How
many complete games had there been this year? In the
three thousand starts?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Oh, what a great question. I'm going to say really low.
How about twelve.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
That's a pretty good guess. Eight eight man. The latest
was the Tiger's Tariq Schooble, who went all the way
over the weekend against Cleveland on it two hitter.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Oh the great Tyreek Schooble.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Hey, Water, thanks a lot, Water Wolf legendary sportscaster, Thanks
so much.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Water.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
All right, thank you, Larry.